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LightTraveler
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Posted - 2010.03.01 23:34:00 -
[151]
50M Sent on 2/28 at 08:13 Eve Time. Did not see me on the ticket list.
Rolling the dice... ;-P
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.03.02 00:24:00 -
[152]
 Originally by: LightTraveler
50M Sent on 2/28 at 08:13 Eve Time. Did not see me on the ticket list.
Rolling the dice... ;-P
Doesn't show up in my wallet, I've mailed you in game with more information. So be sure you didn't send it to one of the many impersonators.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.03.02 05:37:00 -
[153]
And bump!
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.03.02 10:23:00 -
[154]
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally,
the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd.
"Children are a gift from God," he said.
Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
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Mr Stark
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Posted - 2010.03.02 11:42:00 -
[155]
My wife asked me last night where I'd like to be buried.
Apparently 'Balls deep in your ****ty sister' was the wrong answer.
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Santouism
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Posted - 2010.03.02 13:49:00 -
[156]
Bought a ticket
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Illyrinia
Caldari
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.03.02 14:34:00 -
[157]
ill take a ticket here
FTW!->The boot.ini file in the client root directory has been renamed to start.ini<-
You are trying to post to a locked thread
CONCORD has been notified
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Wealhtheow
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Posted - 2010.03.02 17:43:00 -
[158]
yes yes you get bump too
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Quazal Atreides
Gallente
Destroyer Destruction
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.02 20:22:00 -
[159]
sent iskies for 10 tickets from alt (kralz) nice prizes cmon guys lets get this tickets sold :)
good luck all
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SocomTedd
Gallente
HeartVenom Inc.
Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2010.03.02 22:21:00 -
[160]
Bump!
Oh And,
An Amarrian a Gallentean and a Minmatarian were abducted by the Caldari. The Caldarian said that if they could select a peice of fruit and squeeze 10 peices of it up their back ends without laughing they would be set free.
The Amarrian selects apples, fits in around 5 but can't do anymore and falls unconsious.
The Gallentean selects grapes and manages to fit 9 in then bursts out laughing.
The Amarrian regains consiousness and asks the Gallentean why he laughed.
The Gallentean replies with: 'I just saw the Minmatarian come back with pineapples.'
When in doubt........C4 |
SephiXan
Amarr
Kiroshi Group
death from above..
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Posted - 2010.03.02 22:40:00 -
[161]
So off to lose another lottery 
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.03.02 23:29:00 -
[162]
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Shoot them both anyway;
bugged overview.
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Xziled
The Royal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.03.03 03:22:00 -
[163]
Go grendell go!
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Garia666
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
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Posted - 2010.03.03 10:15:00 -
[164]
Edited by: Garia666 on 03/03/2010 10:16:19
There once was a man named Dave, Who dug up a whQre from a grave, She was moldy as sh!t. And missing a tit. But think of the money he saved
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jarack
Naughty 40
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Posted - 2010.03.03 14:39:00 -
[165]
Bump from Nigeria
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Daeris Milvaer
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Posted - 2010.03.03 17:49:00 -
[166]
So we're bumping this with jokes?
After a successful roam a Space Pirate manages to capture Akita T, Karttoon, Chribba and Grendell. The Pirate keeps them around in his personal zoo for somw time but shows up one day and addresses them.
"The four of you have amused me, but you eat and drink too much. I can't afford to keep all of you so I want you to each tell me why I shouldn't space you."
Akita T steps forward and begins:
"I can make you a lot of money. If you look here at the price of Technetium..."
A couple of hours later, Akita T finishes and after a minion wakes the Space Pirate he says:
"Space her."
So Karttoon steps forward: "I was the leader of Goonswarm. We laid waste to the noobs of the Universe and then I turned around and disbanded the alliance and took all their stuffs. I rule!"
The Pirate is unimpressed and has him spaced.
Chribba steps up: "Of all the roids the greatest is the one known as Veldspar.."
At which point Grendell steps forward and says, "If I have to hear him say one more thing about Veldspar then please just space me now."
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.03.03 19:13:00 -
[167]
Bump.
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Lineage2CT1
ReD eYeD Corporation
Nightmare Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.03 21:06:00 -
[168]
5 tickets purchased.
Bump from Sochi 
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Niickollas
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Posted - 2010.03.03 21:18:00 -
[169]
Just stop and bumped 4 u BTW i lik penut butter by the spun ful can i browo some nut buter? 
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Blood Rake
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Posted - 2010.03.03 22:43:00 -
[170]
Just bought one from my main.
AND DANCE KIRBY DANCE
(>")> ^( '' )^ <("<) <("<) (>")> (>")> ^( '' )^
(>'-')> <('-'<) ^('-')^ v('-')v <('-'<) ^( )^ (>'-')>
(>';'> <( )> <';'<) (>';'> <( )> <';'<) (>';'> <( )> <';'<)
OH YEA BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN!
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Hydrow76
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Posted - 2010.03.04 05:12:00 -
[171]
Bump-O-Licious
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.03.04 06:30:00 -
[172]
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: "I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The Fairy Godmother replied, "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what shall you have?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen,so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life."
And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"
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salvage alt
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Posted - 2010.03.04 14:38:00 -
[173]
Edited by: salvage alt on 04/03/2010 14:40:07
Edited by: salvage alt on 04/03/2010 14:39:00
bump
you need images activated to see the post
when i seen this post i was like , and , but then i had a , so i all my friends and went to my corp chat to everyone to come here and , but everyone was like and told me i am and to so i got .
But i came back and as a got myselft 3 tickets. Now if i am going to so i am going to be . but if i am going to be one of the i am going to against the monitor when i see the results and . But on the other hand if i i will and be so that i will start to . And then i will go to my corp m8 and them, and after that i can start and everyone i see untill i get and then i will be .
but anyway i am just so dont give on what i am .
I will go back to until the results are shown.
Disclaimer: if u are , or after reading this just and send me isk so i can be and so that everyone will want to take my .
p.s. i am , and so forgive my errors.btw my corp is
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Imiarr Timshae
Caldari
Funny Men In Funny Hats
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Posted - 2010.03.04 15:37:00 -
[174]
Ticket boughts. Here's my bump, just for you Grendell you fiend.
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NDITSCALLEDTHEBUMPDOTHEBUMPYOUCANDOITTOTHERHYTHMOFTHATROCKA♪
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Originally by: GM Horse
Remember kids, both meth and macro use are Really Quite Bad Things.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.03.04 18:40:00 -
[175]
Bump?
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StealthRambo
Gallente
Galactic Defence Consortium
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.03.04 19:19:00 -
[176]
I R want 2 tix, I r Send money soon just aint got none and remembers all
^fear my Photoshop skills
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SephiXan
Amarr
Kiroshi Group
death from above..
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Posted - 2010.03.04 20:15:00 -
[177]
Umm bumpity I want to know i lost soon.
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Cloe Toombs
Caldari
New Horizons Aeronautics Corporation
Hoodlums Associates
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Posted - 2010.03.04 20:40:00 -
[178]
3x Tickets bought
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Jeeper
Pan-Galactic Production And Logistics
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Posted - 2010.03.04 21:23:00 -
[179]
More iskies sent for more tickets.
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AlexandrosGR
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Posted - 2010.03.04 22:13:00 -
[180]
3 tickets bought !
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