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Abulurd Boniface
Gallente
Gangrel Mining and Security
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Posted - 2010.03.05 22:20:00 -
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Edited by: Abulurd Boniface on 05/03/2010 22:25:20
Friends,
That joyful time is, yet again, upon us. As we speak, our friends the PvP whiz kids [and the rather well-aged] are carting rich prizes, great bonuses and an abundance of ISK around the New Eden universe. It's like Christmas on steroids! What is all this wonderful "lewtz' gathered for? Why, it's Hulkageddon III, of course. Ye veritable PvP nropography. The elite pew pew crews, the experienced privateers and the enthusiastic neophytes just testing the waters with their new-found skills and especially fitted ships alike, are dragging a line in the sand [if such there was in the cold space betwixt the stars] and await the starter gun of this, the next installment of what can only be described as the most joyful season in New Eden's demesne. Yes, gentlemen, if you see privateers licking their chops, it is because they are horny for honor, impatient for ISK, petulant for the many prizes this new gankfest has to offer. And who could blame them?
I, as a miner, can only invite you to join in the cheer and take a well-deserved vacation as you watch the hunter-killer crews zip past in their snippy ships. Gay is their demeanor, gleeful the cut of their jib, well-stocked their assortment of guns. Yea verily, they are a magnificent sight to behold! Jump into your own combat vessel, be it fail fitted or not. It's the thought that counts, we're not here to judge, merely to entice you to have a good time.
Go to your favorite asteroid belt and see off of how many asteroids you can make your dainty space ship careen as you turn the great outdoors into your very own pinball machine. Seek out anomalies and meet the various pirate factions. Do missions and find out more about the intricate and complex brooding story lines our lords and masters in far Reykjavik have laid down for us to enjoy. Learn how to scan and find yourself a wormhole to explore. Meet the mighty Sleepers, and keep your wits about you. They are not to be trifled with. Bring home the various prizes and strange creatures that can be found in the depths of space. Become rich off all the exotics that wiskey space has to offer.
Make New Eden your oyster as you venture out into your favorite asteroid belt or you could explore a new one, and pick the rats from between the rocks like a giant picking his teeth. Earn easy ISK [although zero space rats tend to have a bit more pluck] and great faction standing as you hone your atrophied gunnery skills to something that even the most hardened privateer with all the books might come to grudgingly respect.
Go forth, my charmingly squeamish friends, and venture out into the spooky netherworld of low-sec space, where all the funny creatures live. You should feel safe: they'll be all over Empire, looking for you! Learn what they know, do what they do! Be the master of their domain. It is rumored that low-sec is populated by dainty damsels dazzling dastard drone fleets, luring the pirates with ISK into an early clone renewal.
All these adventures can be yours, do anything you want, for finally you can rest your weary hands as you turn off the mining lasers, clear out the last jet can, dock the trusted workhorse, repair your drones [you should] and join the privateering party in what we should strive to be made into a regular miner's holiday. After all, you'll see the gank squads zooming by, looking for the plum prize, thinking of all the wonderful gifts they will receive at the end of their holiday. You should heartily cheer them on, encourage them to go ever harder, faster, higher, in search of fame, fortune and magnificent killboard stats.
This should not just be a ganker's party, make it your party too! Get something nice to drink, avail yourself of tasty morsels, start a debate channel and discuss the topic on your mind. Learn more about the wonderful opportunities New Eden has to offer and, amid the clamor of the furious fighting fleets of the future, be glad it's not your boat that has to bear the brunt of Hulkageddon III.
For good to survive it suffices for evil to acquire a deadly, incapacitating disease. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Fetish Nation
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Posted - 2010.03.05 22:21:00 -
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You stayed up all night writing that, didn't you?
 Originally by: Xen Gin
Originally by: FOl2TY8
I know that some people like to have voluntary periods of abstinence.
Yeah, I use that excuse too.
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.03.05 22:24:00 -
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ROFL, that's beautiful.
*golfclap* Nicely done.
Killboard-Declarations of War Podcast |
Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.05 23:07:00 -
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dumb
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http://evenewb.blogspot.com/
Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Beaky Weirdo
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Posted - 2010.03.05 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Abulurd Boniface
Edited by: Abulurd Boniface on 05/03/2010 22:25:20
Gay is their demeanor
Believe me, I see what you did there.
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The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.03.05 23:49:00 -
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I am not reading that.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.03.06 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
New bounty system.
Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh love! |
Omgah
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.06 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
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Miney Prospector
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2010.03.06 02:20:00 -
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TLDR
Gank Hulks yourself if you're trying to drive the price of them back up on the market. We're not your free militia.
Trancehacker -- "HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN PLAYIN???"
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Jeron kahyar
Minmatar
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.06 02:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
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Alex Rendez
INESTO Task Force
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Posted - 2010.03.06 02:28:00 -
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Hey, just remind me to stock up on Hulks before HG III. I plan to make 200 mil minimum when it takes place. =)
Oh yeah, gankers...I'm coming for you.
INESTO Counter-Terrorism Task Force Commander |
Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2010.03.06 07:21:00 -
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You know, it kind of loses its novelty at this point.
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C&P wannabe
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
doing what C&P is great for... Blowing them up! Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone!
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.03.06 14:24:00 -
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Next up: I claim ownership of the next Big Lottery 
Pathetic
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Marcus Grim
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Posted - 2010.03.06 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: Abulurd Boniface
Edited by: Abulurd Boniface on 05/03/2010 22:25:20
Friends,
That joyful time is, yet again, upon us. As we speak, our friends the PvP whiz kids......
My eyes glazed over right about there .... worth reading?
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ANGRY23
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.03.06 18:03:00 -
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Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
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DeckardIRL
The Randoms
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Posted - 2010.03.06 23:24:00 -
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Yawn.... Yawn.... oh and Yawn again....
Whiskey For CAOD at its best
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar
Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.03.07 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: Jeron kahyar
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
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Mara Tessidar
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Posted - 2010.03.07 02:10:00 -
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Originally by: Dian'h Might
Originally by: Jeron kahyar
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
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Normin Bates
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Posted - 2010.03.07 06:04:00 -
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I stopped when I saw "joyful". |
Kamden Line
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Posted - 2010.03.07 09:01:00 -
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Ohhh...mama. Ore pirces are gonna be on the fritz for weeks.
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Dominic Jacara
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Posted - 2010.03.10 00:41:00 -
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Give us a break. I mean... seriously! Give us a break from your anti-social behaviour. Just because you claim it is within the game mechanics and CCP never seem bothered to respond to what plenty of other players see as harassment, doesn't mean you should do it.
Inflicting yet another so called contest (which is no contest when you consider the dps that is ranged against miners in this childish 'my ship ****es higher up the wall than yours' brag-fest), and so soon after the other one is simply bullying other players. Pure and simple.
We also pay to play and it's no good parroting that we should "chill out, it's only a game". Yes it is only a game, which we chose to play in a different way to you and should be equally allowed to do.
So if you are hell bent on having a Hulkageddon at least give us a decent respite from your childish behaviour for another six months at least. You know what they say about familiarity breeding contempt. Propose a Hulkageddon too often and you could find your next posting raises a chorus of yawns from all sides, or even total silence and lack of interest as people find more meaningful thing to do in the game.
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Doctor Cal'torien
Gallente
The Vikings of the Black Sea
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Posted - 2010.03.10 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Dominic Jacara
Give us a break. I mean... seriously! Give us a break from your anti-social behaviour. Just because you claim it is within the game mechanics and CCP never seem bothered to respond to what plenty of other players see as harassment, doesn't mean you should do it.
Inflicting yet another so called contest (which is no contest when you consider the dps that is ranged against miners in this childish 'my ship ****es higher up the wall than yours' brag-fest), and so soon after the other one is simply bullying other players. Pure and simple.
We also pay to play and it's no good parroting that we should "chill out, it's only a game". Yes it is only a game, which we chose to play in a different way to you and should be equally allowed to do.
So if you are hell bent on having a Hulkageddon at least give us a decent respite from your childish behaviour for another six months at least. You know what they say about familiarity breeding contempt. Propose a Hulkageddon too often and you could find your next posting raises a chorus of yawns from all sides, or even total silence and lack of interest as people find more meaningful thing to do in the game.
even the haters didn't bother to read the OP... though honestly i don't blame em >_>
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Originally by: CCP Shadow
Originally by: Doctor Cal'torien
in before the "OP lacks content + witty dialogue" from Shadow
*click* You just did it for me. 
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Jeneroux
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.10 01:15:00 -
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All you will do is send more miners into the market.
Then you can buy your guns from them.
Like you Americans say about taking off the nose to spite the face.
something like that.. no one home to correct me.. but is stupid idea.
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Noun Verber
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.10 02:15:00 -
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Has OP placed a bounty on their own head for impersonating a loved/hated member of C&P?
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Nephene Armandi
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Posted - 2010.03.10 03:05:00 -
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wow, a lot of people missed the point of the OP. it's an address to miners to simply stop mining during hulkageddon so the gank squads wont have any targets. even more people chose to simply respond without reading it altogether. |
Tejal Charu
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Posted - 2010.03.10 08:53:00 -
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Originally by: Nephene Armandi
wow, a lot of people missed the point of the OP. it's an address to miners to simply stop mining during hulkageddon so the gank squads wont have any targets. even more people chose to simply respond without reading it altogether.
This. It was a good read. Well written too. |
ISellThingz
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Posted - 2010.03.10 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: The Crushah
I am not reading that.
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Amy Platt
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Posted - 2010.03.10 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: Tejal Charu
This. It was a good read. Well written too.
well it was written better than a lot of posts in this forum.
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Vorn
McKay Corp
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Posted - 2010.03.10 15:40:00 -
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there an ingame channel? A date? length? or was that a tl;dr "kill stuff" story. That looks like a long read 
On a side note 
I was told my signature was too inappropriate, isn't this game rated T or something?
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.03.10 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Abulurd Boniface
A bunch of stuff that won't fit in a quote window
I love it.
As of now, I am on vacation.
Time to go hunt sleepers.
--Vel
Forum Mom: Spanking the snot out of little brats. |
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