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Mr Funkadelic
x13 IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:40:00 -
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If you had a cooking show, i would watch it.
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.08 21:52:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Mr Funkadelic If you had a cooking show, i would watch it.
if i knew where my video camera was
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Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:09:00 -
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Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 08/07/2010 22:15:12
have you considered performing on the TV program masterchef? Although I fear your cooking style would give it a 18+ rating, with lots of censoring "peeps" through the whole show..
Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL.
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:12:00 -
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Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 08/07/2010 22:11:27 yeh.
the in gredient list is under what you nee lrn 2 read ****MUNCH 0_o.....*crack*......great..you made my brain snap inhalf...i hope your happy.....jerk
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Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 08/07/2010 22:11:27 yeh.
the in gredient list is under what you nee lrn 2 read ****MUNCH 0_o.....*crack*......great..you made my brain snap inhalf...i hope your happy.....jerk
You can cook it since you fried it.
Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:19:00 -
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Please start a youtube cooking show.
I got a recipie for pork chops for you btw.
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus Please start a youtube cooking show.
I got a recipie for pork chops for you btw.
ive only got 2 for pork comops so send it to me in an evemail please.
and if i had a laptop with a webcam i would start one, as it stands the only camera i have is my webcam on my desktop which is in the basement.
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
some kind of instant white rice cook the rice
Dude, instant white? For shame, and you call yourself a cook? Use standard/brown (more nutritious) rice. Wash and soak for about 1 hr, then cook (preferably with a dedicated rice cooker). It will result in softer, better formed and fluffier rice. |

Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.08 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Sturmwolke
Originally by: Arvald
some kind of instant white rice cook the rice
Dude, instant white? For shame, and you call yourself a cook? Use standard/brown (more nutritious) rice. Wash and soak for about 1 hr, then cook (preferably with a dedicated rice cooker). It will result in softer, better formed and fluffier rice.
**** you, that stuff is more expensive that the white rice, and at the moment im on a buget, so suck it nancy, you want to cook? make your own god damn thread
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.07.08 23:14:00 -
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Nah, where's the fun in that.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gGE_XbvzgYQ/SKHpBptKbJI/AAAAAAAAATQ/4zZjrUHhNGg/s400/silly-kid-sticking-out-tongue.jpg |
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.09 00:39:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 09/07/2010 00:39:15 Kickass mother****ing skillet chilli with awesome ass cheesy sourdough bread
what you need 1 pound ground beef, i dont give a **** if you use the lean kind, it just shows what a pansy you are 2 medium onions 1 clove garlic 1 large green pepper, so help you if you use red 0_o 3 small dried chili peppers and one large dried pepper package of chili seasoning 2 cans red beans 6oz can of tomato paste 15oz can of tomato sauce one large slicing tomato one package mozzarella cheese
take your ****ing beef throw it in your biggest god damn skillet and cook it until its all brown, drain the fat if your a ****ing *****, dice all your veggies and add them along with the can of tomato sauce and paste and beans, add your 4 peppers and make sure they are submerged then stir in your seasoning pouch
cook on low for about an hour, i know what your fat ****ing self is thinking..buh..buh..its hot after only 15 minutes why can i eat it now? **** YOU THATS WHY, you ****ing inbred you have to give the flavors time to mingle, make sure you stir it every 10 minutes or so unless you like burnt ****ing chili.
now take your bred, i dont give a **** how many slices, if you want to use the entire loaf then go for it you ****sucker, heat the oven to 350 convection, spread butter ove one side of each piece of bread and sprinkle a bit of ground garlic on it if you want to, put mozzarella cheese on top, stick in oven and wait until the god damn cheese melts, take it out..if you haven't figured it out by now, wait until the last god damn 10 minutes of the chili's cooking time or yor going to have some ****ign cheesy bred sitting around looking like a dumb**** not contributing anything to society because my mother never loved me and my dad used to beat me with a boat oar.......what were talking about the toast, why the **** are you looking at me like that
serve with the mother****ing toast you just made, goes well with any kind of beer you redneck son of a *****
i almost forgot, eat the dried peppers, they might make you less of a sissy
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Faekurias
Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 11:34:00 -
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Do it on youtube
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.09 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias Do it on youtube
dammit you bastards i already told yoy, i dont have a working video camera 0_o
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Digital Solaris
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Posted - 2010.07.09 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Faekurias Do it on youtube
dammit you bastards i already told yoy, i dont have a working video camera 0_o
Can you even get out of the house? If not, there is mail order for you... porky |

Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.09 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: Digital Solaris
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Faekurias Do it on youtube
dammit you bastards i already told yoy, i dont have a working video camera 0_o
Can you even get out of the house? If not, there is mail order for you... porky
it might have somthing to do with the fact that im a student you ****sucker, i dont have mommy and daddy to buy **** for me unlike spoiled little ****wads such as yourself, get the hell out of my thread trollboy
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Faekurias
Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.07.09 12:45:00 -
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Get a cheapass webcam? Use your phone ? Make love to me big man?
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.07.09 12:51:00 -
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Actually you should just do animations along the lines of this for your cooking show
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:01:00 -
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Digital Solaris seems to have a problem with you Arvald.
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:46:00 -
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faek i have a webcam but my computer is in my room, my computer tower is the size of a small african village so is a pain in the ass to move around
and digital is probably just an alt of surfins plunderbunny or something
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Digital Solaris
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Digital Solaris
Can you even get out of the house? If not, there is mail order for you... porky
it might have somthing to do with the fact that im a student you ****sucker, i dont have mommy and daddy to buy **** for me unlike spoiled little ****wads such as yourself, get the hell out of my thread trollboy
No doubt that makes you swell with RAGE and you have to comfort eat?
Originally by: Arvald
and digital is probably just an alt of surfins plunderbunny or something
I am just a happy *******. Just like you. You got any desert recipes about? |
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.09 16:52:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 09/07/2010 16:53:35 Edited by: Arvald on 09/07/2010 16:52:57 *****en chicken sammich...yo
what your punk ass needs 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts one red bell pepper or chili peppers if your feeling brave some butter, not too much your going to be melting it a bit of high quality olive oil whatever seasonings you feel will taste good on the chicken, i used sesame seeds and lemon peel 4 hard sub rolls
cut your bell pepper into strips set aside cut your chicken into strips no wider than your thumb
heat up your oil in a pan, once its hot put your butter in and wait for that **** to melt, after its melted throw your chicken in and add your seasonings if you want to, after the chicken is fully cooked put that **** on your sub roll with your peppers, add a bit of stone ground mustard and scarf that son of a ***** down
serve with kettle cooked chips goes well with lemonade
you may notice how i didnt put my usual zeal into this one, well ive been awake for two straight god damn days because i cant ****ing get to sleep no matter what i do, so you can go **** yourself fartknocker
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2010.07.10 07:39:00 -
[52]
Any more?
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Hromodox
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2010.07.12 00:42:00 -
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Why haven't you posted any of the recipies I told you about, you pan-browed neanderthal? IT PUTS THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.12 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Hromodox Why haven't you posted any of the recipies I told you about, you pan-browed neanderthal? IT PUTS THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
god dammit, i told you im going to wait till i try it, so suck it nancy. also ill post more stuff when i feel like it
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Trustworthy Joe
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.07.12 03:48:00 -
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Arvald, make me a trustworthy snack. that totally doesnt have any arvald brand happytime pills in it.
also, get in game more often.
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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RentableMuffin
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Posted - 2010.07.12 04:04:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 09/07/2010 00:39:15 Kickass mother****ing skillet chilli with awesome ass cheesy sourdough bread
no beer in the chili 
and tomato paste is cheating, add more tomato sauce **** that put a beer in there and let it simmer longer!
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.07.12 04:51:00 -
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You know you can order pizza off the IBG  
Originally by: captain foivos
It's not griefing, it's surprise PvP.
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Trustworthy Joe
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.07.12 05:10:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker You know you can order pizza off the IBG  
now i never have to close eve!
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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Malaclypse Muscaria
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Posted - 2010.07.12 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald you may notice how i didnt put my usual zeal into this one, well ive been awake for two straight god damn days because i cant ****ing get to sleep no matter what i do, so you can go **** yourself fartknocker
Laying off the meth pipe will help.
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Arvald
Caldari The Lumberjacks
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Posted - 2010.07.12 20:20:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 12/07/2010 20:20:55 **** you porkchops with ***tastic potatoes
heres what you need ****butt
4 large porkchops, the ones with the bone still in them assmunch 7 red potatoes 1 can cream of mushroom 1 can cream of your momma...err..chicken half cup whole milk
preheat the ****ing oven to 375 convection ****sucker, clean and slice your potatoes into thin disks, get a ****ing deep glass baking dish, put the mother****ing potatoes in that *****.
take your two cans of god damn soup and dump them into a large bowl and add your god damn milk to the god damn bowl and ****ing whisk until it becomes smooth, pour it over the potatoes
ok now ******, take your porkchops and put them on top of the potato soup mixture, season with salt and pepper, put in the ****ing oven and wait till it reaches 180.
serve with bread and corn, butt****
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