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Mad Lurker
Amarr Dead Man Walking
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:43:00 -
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"Ok now... Show us on the TORTUGAN where the bad man touched you..."
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:45:00 -
[32]
Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Tortugan say to you? Tortugan in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say? Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your ****."
I agree with everything Barakkus posts. |
Bai Winlock
Gallente HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:48:00 -
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District Attorney Rothko: You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder. Harry Callahan: What? District Attorney Rothko: Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights. Harry Callahan: Well, I'm all broken up over Tortugan's rights!
Harry Callahan: Well, when Tortugan male is chasing a female with intent to commit ****, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a naked Tortugan is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! [walks out of the room] The Mayor: He's got a point.
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Builder Robert
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:50:00 -
[34]
I prefer:
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right Tortugan."
How about one from Terminator?
"I'll be Tortugan."
James Bond:
"...Tortugan. Tortugan."
Or perhaps Taxi Driver:
"You tortugan to me? You tortugan to me? You tortugan to me? Well, who the hell else are you tortugan to? You tortugan to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're tortugan to?"
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:53:00 -
[35]
Do you know what "Tortugan" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
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Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 13:57:00 -
[36]
Shakespear: To Tortugan, or not Tortugan.. Thats the question! Brittney Spears: Tortugan me one more time! Batman: To the Tortuganmobil
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Tejal Charu
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:25:00 -
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Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Tortugan when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:38:00 -
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You're only suppose to blow the bloody Tortugan off !
-------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v |
Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Mad Bombers HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:48:00 -
[39]
I'm surprised somebody hasn't already posted this one:
"This is madness." "Madness? THIS. IS. TORTUGAN"
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Arrador
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:53:00 -
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Hello. My name is Tortugan, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:06:00 -
[41]
I like the fact that this thread has touched so many people but.
"Frankly, TORTUGAN, I don't give a damn."
-- Tactical Responder who is Organized and a Leading-edge Linguist |
Troll Bridgington
Heavy Metal Machine. Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:10:00 -
[42]
It's a philosophy. A poetics. A politics, if you will. A literature of protest. A novel of ideas. A ****ographic magazine of truly Tortugan proportions. It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be. And when I'm through with Tortugan, Tortugan is going to blow a hole this wide straight through Tortugan's own idea of itself.
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Suzu Fujibayashi
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:24:00 -
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"Tortugan is futile."
also
"Tortugan is dead Jim."
and
"I'm a doctor not a Tortugan."
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: Suzu Fujibayashi "Tortugan is futile."
also
"Tortugan is dead Jim."
and
"I'm a doctor not a Tortugan."
"I will not sacrifice the Tortugan. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
-- Tactical Responder who is Organized and a Leading-edge Linguist |
EOH Sergiiy
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Posted - 2010.08.23 16:19:00 -
[45]
Edited by: EOH Sergiiy on 23/08/2010 16:19:26 "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick TORTUGAN. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
"They can take away TORTUGAN, but they will never take our freedom!"
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Paknac Queltel
Coffee Muggers HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 16:35:00 -
[46]
"You Tortugans! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" - Paknac Queltel
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seany1212
Stylo Corporation
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Posted - 2010.08.23 16:50:00 -
[47]
"In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little tortugan's went to France"
You guys make squeeky noises when you pop, and that's enough motivation as far as I'm concerned. |
GreenYoshi
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.23 17:12:00 -
[48]
"The war is lost... But if you think I'll leave Tortugan for that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd rather put a bullet in my head!"
-Downfall -
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JASON W0RTHING
The Devolved
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Posted - 2010.08.23 17:44:00 -
[49]
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Tortugan and I return from a trip to the countryside to find our drug dealer 'buddy' squatting in our apartment.
Danny: Why is he behaving so uptightly?
Tortugan: Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos...
and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Tortugan: What absolute twaddle.
Danny: Has he just been busted?
I: No.
Danny: Then why is he wearing that old suit?
Tortugan: Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.
Tortugan: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f*cking appendix doesn't mean anything! Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. 'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
Tortugan: You wouldn't spike me. You're too mean. Besides, there's nothing invented I couldn't take.
Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
Tortugan: I could take double anything you could.
Danny: Very, very foolish words, man. I: He's right, Tortugan. Look at him. His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.
Tortugan: I'm not having this shag sack insulting me. Let him get his drugs out.
Danny: This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
Trade, "Phenodihydrochrolide benzorex." Street, "the embalmer."
Tortugan: Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid. Tortugan: Two quid? You're out of your mind.
I: That's sense, Tortugan.
Tortugan: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*ck off while you're doing it! Danny: No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.
Danny: Have either of you got shoes?
Wow, It's been a while since I've seen that one.
Originally by: CCP Shadow What is thy bidd -- Wait. This thread, I have an irresistible urge to lock it for "being related to neither crime nor punishment."
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.23 17:52:00 -
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Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Tortugan Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Tortugan Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Tortugans ain't my ****ing business, that's why! ---- Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
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Deladian
The Black Rabbits
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:08:00 -
[51]
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Tortugan.
and
The greatest trick Tortugan ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
wonder what my fav film could be...
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Misanth
Reaper Industries Asset Liberation Front.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tortugan I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVEN THE ONES WHO SUCK.
I thought you loved us just because of that. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Nico13
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:17:00 -
[53]
"this is my rifle, this is my TORTUGAN, this is for killing, this is for fun" |
Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:30:00 -
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This is my Tortugan. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Tortugan is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Tortugan is useless. Without my Tortugan, I am useless. I must fire my Tortugan true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Tortugan and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. ---- Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
Bremen Nacht
Minmatar Sisterhood
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:42:00 -
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It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee TORTUGAN Weiss(two young ordinary healthy kids)left Denton that late November evening to visit Dr Everett Scott, ex. tutor and now friend of both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black and pendulous, toward which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tyre they were carrying was badly in need of some air. But they being normal kids and on a night out, well they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening.
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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:54:00 -
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"Fool of a TORTUGAN! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"
<3
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kiki mo
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:59:00 -
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"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of Tortugan."
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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:02:00 -
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Edited by: Doctor Steinsbrow on 23/08/2010 19:05:13 Elrond(with emotion):"The Ring, cast it into the fire!" Tortugan(fondling the ring): "No..." Elrond(frustrated): "TORTUGAN!!!" |\<o>/| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| \|CCP|/ -|||||||- -|||||||- ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK WARP INTO MORDOR J7HZ-F! |
Tarsas Phage
Just Us Guys In Space
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:03:00 -
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Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead TORTUGAN Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead TORTUGAN Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead TORTUGANs ain't my f*ng business, that's why!
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Princess Leia: "You're a little short for a TORTUGAN."
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Major Ream
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:15:00 -
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[singing] I'm just a sweet Tortugan, from Transsexual Transylvania. --- Cram it, Tortugan, let's go scroo --- Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a Tortugan we might use? --- It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Let's do Tortugan again!
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