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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:43:00 -
[61]
(TORTUGAN beeps). There's nothing wrong, TORTUGAN. Just setting a new course. (TORTUGAN beeps). We're not gonna regroup with the others. (TORTUGAN beeps). Yes, TORTUGAN. That's all right. I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile. (TORTUGAN beeps). |\<o>/| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| \|CCP|/ -|||||||- -|||||||- ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK WARP INTO MORDOR J7HZ-F! |
Si'ren
Pod Liberation Authority
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:59:00 -
[62]
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my TORTUGAN! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
----------------------------------------------- WE FORM VOLTRON.
Motto: No Bullsh*t. No Poasters. No Colored Text.
Seldarine > we aren't about our forum rep |
Yanaoo
Adhocracy Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.23 21:03:00 -
[63]
TORTUGAN: Ignore this terrible drug. Yeah. Pretend it's not happening. TORTUGAN: Yeah. HI THERE! My name... is, uh, TORTUGAN. I'm on the list, that's for sure. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. I have my attorneyyyyyyy, with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! Must have that suite. What's the score here? What's next? Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you... TORTUGAN: [seeing her morph into an eel] Why? We haven't done anything yet!
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Griznatle
Caldari Advocates of Sin
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Posted - 2010.08.23 21:16:00 -
[64]
Johnny Rico: You're some sort of big, fat, smart-tortugan, aren't you?
oh, on the other hand, did you read my sig?
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Lithalnas
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.23 22:59:00 -
[65]
TORTUGAN SHOT FIRST!
People hang on his every word, even the prepositions. He disarm you with his looks, or his hands, ether way. He can speak French in Russian. He is Tortugan, the most interesting pilot in eve.
Hes been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room His organ donor card also lists his beard. He is a lover not a fighter, but he is also a fighter so don't get any ideas. He is Tortugan, the most interesting pilot in eve.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body. His blood smells like cologne. He is Tortugan, the most interesting pilot in eve.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself. He is Tortugan, the most interesing pilot in eve.
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Jassie Lichous
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Posted - 2010.08.23 23:47:00 -
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'I think we're gonna need a bigger Tortugan' - Jaws
'Nobody puts Tortugan in the corner!' - Dirty Dancing
'Tower. This is Tortugan requesting a flyby. That's a negative, Tortugan, the pattern is full' - Top Gun
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Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.23 23:48:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Jassie Lichous
'Nobody puts Tortugan in the corner!' - Dirty Dancing
I vote for win -------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v |
Si'ren
Pod Liberation Authority
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Posted - 2010.08.24 00:17:00 -
[68]
It rubs the TORTUGAN on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.......It rubs the TORTUGAN on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
----------------------------------------------- WE FORM VOLTRON.
Motto: No Bullsh*t. No Poasters. No Colored Text.
Seldarine > we aren't about our forum rep |
Sabine Demsky
Failed Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.08.24 00:20:00 -
[69]
"My Tortugan"
Real quote. "My Precious" Lord of the rings.
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Jahred Shaw
Muppet Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.08.24 00:22:00 -
[70]
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother****er. Go back in there, chill them ******s out and wait for Tortugan who should be coming directly. Jules: You sending Tortugan? Marsellus: You feel better mother****er. Jules: **** Negro! That's all you had to say!
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Abenham
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Posted - 2010.08.24 01:35:00 -
[71]
Swapping the name Baldrick for Tortugan
Black Adder The Third
Nob and Nobility
Blackadder: The Ancient Greeks wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it "Pandora's Box", when, of course, they meant "Tortugan's Trousers". Tortugan: It certainly can get a bit whiffy, there's no doubt about that! Blackadder: We are told that, when the box was opened, the whole world turned to darkness and misfortune because of Pandora's fatal curiosity. [to Tortugan] I charge you now, Tortugan: for the good of all mankind, never allow curiosity to lead you to open your trousers. Nothing of interest lies therein!
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Vins Chicago
Gallente Regent Laboratories
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Posted - 2010.08.24 01:57:00 -
[72]
"There can be only Tortugan!" -Highlander
"I love the smell of Tortugan in the morning!" -Apocalypse Now
"There is no Tortugan, only Zuul." -Ghostbusters
"How much for your Tortugan?" -Blues Brothers
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Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.08.24 02:43:00 -
[73]
Jules Winnfield> What does Tortugan look like? scared guy in chair> what? Jules flips table over... Jules> What country you from? scared guy> what, what? Jules> What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what? scared guy> whwhwh what? Jules> English mother****er. Do you speak it> scared guy> yes Jules> then you know what I'm saying scared guys> yes Jules> describe what Tortugan looks like scared guy> wwh what? Jules> say what again ...raising pistol the scared guys head. Jules> say WHAT again, I dare ya. I double dare ya mother****er. Say what one more god damned time. scared guy> he's he's he's black...
Pulp Fiction http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4aYSjv_mVw&feature=related
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Dartauw
Retired Pirate Club
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Posted - 2010.08.24 07:56:00 -
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Edited by: Dartauw on 24/08/2010 07:57:17 T: No, pprease! Not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time! F: Sorry TORTUGAN. You know too much...
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.24 08:25:00 -
[75]
Agent Smith: You're empty. Tortugan: So are you.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.24 08:36:00 -
[76]
*clears throat and trys to do this compleatly from memory*
Blackadder: Baldrick Blackadder: What are you doing? Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir. Blackadder: What are you carving? Baldrick: I'm carving baldrick, sir. Blackadder: Why? Baldrick: It's a cunning plan. Blackadder: Of course it is. Baldrick: You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with TORTUGAN on it? Blackadder: Yes.... Baldrick: Well, I thought if I owned the bullet with TORTUGAN on it, I'd never get hit by it, cos I won't ever shoot myself. Blackadder: Shame... Baldrick: And, the chances of there being two bullets with TORTUGAN on them are very small indeed. Blackadder: That's not the only thing around here that's very small indeed. Blackadder: Your brain for example, is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit.
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.08.24 10:38:00 -
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Tortugan: You ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, Tortugan.
Tortugan: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
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Cartheron Crust
Nemesis Nation
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Posted - 2010.08.24 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: Cartheron Crust on 24/08/2010 11:45:29 "You're gonna need a bigger Tortugan."
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.24 11:56:00 -
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Trevor Reznik: Stevie, I haven't slept in a year. Stevie: Tortugan! Trevor Reznik: I tried him too.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.24 13:21:00 -
[80]
Quote: On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TORTU GUN.
C WAT I DID THAR?
AND IN A SIMILAR VEIN
Quote: In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the TORTUGAN-Team
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Migomi Hysatacks
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Posted - 2010.08.24 13:31:00 -
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Edited by: Migomi Hysatacks on 24/08/2010 13:33:15 "But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your Tortugan?"
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SolusLunes
Caldari Griefing Inc HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.24 14:38:00 -
[82]
"They call me Mister Tortugan!" - In the Heat of the Night
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of Tortugan, which is what I am." - On The Waterfront
"Tortugan, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Casablanca
"Play it, Tortugan. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" - Casablanca
"Tortugan always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
"Tortugan, we have a problem." - Apollo 13
"Mrs. Tortugan, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?" - The Graduate
"I have always depended on the kindness of Tortugan." - A Streetcar Named Desire
"Soylent Green is TORTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" - Soylent Green
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Tortugan." - Airplane!
"Open the pod bay doors, Tortugan." - 2001: A Space Odyssey
"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Tortugan." - Knute Rockne, All American In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
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Captain Muscles
Caldari Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.08.24 15:41:00 -
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Tortugan! (**** yeah!) Comin' again to save the mother****in' day, yeah! Tortugan! (**** yeah!) Tortugan is the only way! C&P your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to Tortugan! (**** yeah!) ____________________ Captain Muscles sez:
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.24 15:48:00 -
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Spottswoode: Let me explain to you the kind of man TORTUGAN is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's **** in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that **** right in his mouth.
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Einar Lightfingers
Army 0f Two
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Posted - 2010.08.24 17:55:00 -
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Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo! Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine? Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine? Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine? Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine? Chester: "Tortugan!" But what does mine say? Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine? Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say? Jesse: "Tor - tu - gan!" What about mine? [later] Chester: [angry] "Tortugan!" What does mine say? Jesse: [screaming] "Tortugan!" _______________________ Once a BEE, always a BEE!
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Roland Deschaines
The Imperial Phallus Corporation
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:04:00 -
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Do the Tortugans have two sexes like we do? The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started. -- Monsieur Rolly |
Lian Xander
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:19:00 -
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[after recieving the wrong order]
Leo Getz: They "eff" YOU at the TORTUGAN, okay? They "eff" YOU at the TORTUGAN! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got "eff'ed"! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets "eff'ed"? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a crap! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
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Sneaky Noob
Cartamundi
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:25:00 -
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"Do you expect me to talk? No Tortugan, I expect you to DIE!!"
"Leave the gun. Take the Tortugan"
"I'm the King of the Tortugan!!!!"
"Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no Tortugan."
The Sneakiest N00b in all of EVE -------
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Jones Bones
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.08.24 20:29:00 -
[89]
Tortugan don't surf!
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Qui Binder
Dead Pilots Society
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Posted - 2010.08.24 21:28:00 -
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"I can get a good look at TORTUGAN by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." -- Tommy Boy.
(Sorry Tortugan, couldn't resist. ) --- Dead Pilots Society, Director of Diplomacy. |
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