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Tortugan
Internal Anarchy
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:04:00 -
[1]
Sup C&P.
Step 1: Find an awesome movie quote
Step 2: Replace word/s in the quote with "TORTUGAN" to make it an AWESOMELY-HILARIOUS movie quote
Step 3: Post it here
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Most popular/hilarious ones based on replies by other peeps get posted in mah bio indefinitely!!!~~``~~!!111!!!!
Example:
 Originally by: Before
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-HITCH
Originally by: AFTER
"Any guy can sweep Tortugan off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-TORTUGAN
GOOD LUCK C&P.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVEN THE ONES WHO SUCK.
:D
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Bai Winlock
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:09:00 -
[2]
I'm sorry did I break your TORTUGAN
Originally by: Tortugan
Sup C&P.
Step 1: Find an awesome movie quote
Step 2: Replace word/s in the quote with "TORTUGAN" to make it an AWESOMELY-HILARIOUS movie quote
Step 3: Post it here
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Most popular/hilarious ones based on replies by other peeps get posted in mah bio indefinitely!!!~~``~~!!111!!!!
Example:
Originally by: Before
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-HITCH
Originally by: AFTER
"Any guy can sweep Tortugan off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-TORTUGAN
GOOD LUCK C&P.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVEN THE ONES WHO SUCK.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:10:00 -
[3]
I've been waiting for you, Tortugan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
________
Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Confirming that I am the best poster.
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Saithe
Caldari
Logical Hazard
Equillibrium.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:10:00 -
[4]
I do believe Tortugan, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:36:00 -
[5]
Ok hes my Attempt
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Tortugan.
- V for Vendetta
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Cyrrus Ex
Gallente
Folkvangr
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:50:00 -
[6]
Originally by: CAAN0N
Ok hes my Attempt
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Tortugan.
- V for Vendetta
damn you is all i can say.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:51:00 -
[7]
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own *****.
Vincent: How about a Tortugan? Tortugans eat their own *****.
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Noir Avlaa
Amarr
Therapy.
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:54:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Noir Avlaa on 23/08/2010 09:55:14
http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/2521/tortugan.jpg
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Cyrrus Ex
Gallente
Folkvangr
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:09:00 -
[9]
Edited by: Cyrrus Ex on 23/08/2010 10:11:35
Edited by: Cyrrus Ex on 23/08/2010 10:10:02
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ****ing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Tortugan?"
- Trainspotting.(Dubbed: Tortuganspotting)
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Oli Robbo
Gallente
Entity.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:29:00 -
[10]
All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Tortugan with Cheese in Paris?
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:30:00 -
[11]
Ok how bout this one.
TORTUGAN! I am your father!
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Lord Cath
Amarr
Gung-Ho
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:33:00 -
[12]
Originally by: CAAN0N
Ok how bout this one.
TORTUGAN! I am your father!
in the line of star warz :
"get in there, you big furry tortugan... I dont care what you smell!"
_________________________________________________
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Setsuko NuKinni
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:34:00 -
[13]
Edited by: Setsuko NuKinni on 23/08/2010 10:34:43
oh caanon i hate you. need to find a new one now.
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Paeniteo
Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:35:00 -
[14]
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Tortugan. A normal pilot will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the Tortugan heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:39:00 -
[15]
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Tortugan. I looked 'em up."
WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) in A Fish Called Wanda
I agree with everything Barakkus posts. |
Lord Cath
Amarr
Gung-Ho
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:41:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Ran Khanon
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Tortugan. I looked 'em up."
WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) in A Fish Called Wanda
wow, urgently need to see that one again... its been ages
_________________________________________________
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Varg Tepes
Caldari
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:50:00 -
[17]
1: I thought i taw a Tortugan  (remember to use a cute *****catvoice).
2: Tortugan will be back!  (remember to speak say it in Austrian/american)
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Ramingo
Caldari
Core Impulse
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:52:00 -
[18]
Enough is enough! I have had it with this mother****ing Tortugan on this mother****ing plane!
- Snakes on a Plane
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Ayea Poulain
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:24:00 -
[19]
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound Tortugans and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
or
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Tortugan's ****.
Both from anchorman
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:24:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Ramingo
Enough is enough! I have had it with this mother****ing Tortugan on this mother****ing plane!
- Snakes on a Plane
How did I miss this one.
Well played good sir
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TomHorn
Caldari
Horn and Brothers
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:33:00 -
[21]
Tony Montana Scarface:
What'd you think of that, huh? What you think, I'm a ****ing worm like Tortugan? I told you, man, I told you! Don't **** with me! I told you, no ****ing kids! No, but you wouldn't listen, why, you stupid ****, look at you now.
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Wayland Bishop
Shadow Play
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:42:00 -
[22]
"He's not the Tortugan, he's a very naughty boy!"
"Always look on the bright side of Tortugan"
(Life Of Brian)
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Faekurias
Origin.
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:47:00 -
[23]
The Sky People have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you. You tell the other clans to come. Tell them Tortugan calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Sky People... that they can not take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!
Avatar: Tortugatar
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Sexbot
Minmatar
Happy Bottom Riding Club
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:49:00 -
[24]
"I know. There's a problem with your Tortugan"
--Big Trouble in Little China
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That sucking sound you hear is my bandwidth. |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:58:00 -
[25]
Kurtz: Did they say why, Tortugan, why they want to terminate my command?
Tortugan: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Tortugan: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Tortugan: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like Tortugan. What did you expect? Are you a Tortugan?
Tortugan: I'm a Tortugan.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're a Tortugan, sent by Tortugans, to collect a Tortugan.
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TomHorn
Caldari
Horn and Brothers
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:01:00 -
[26]
Shane
Tortugan: So you're Jack Wilson.
Jack Wilson: What's that mean to you, Tortugan?
Tortugan: I've heard about you.
Jack Wilson: What have you heard, Tortugan?
Tortugan: I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar.
Jack Wilson: Prove it.
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Efraya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:05:00 -
[27]
- "Hey, Tortugan! Where ya going now? Back to the future?"
- "Nope. Already been there."
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:13:00 -
[28]
It is by Tortugan alone that I set my ship in motion.
It is by his will that my ship acquires speed,
Killboard acquires stats,
Those stats become a warning.
It is by Tortugan alone that I set my ship in motion.
-Dune
--
Originally by: "RedSplat"
You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:19:00 -
[29]
"Pay no attention to that Tortugan behind the curtain."
- or -
"I'll get you my pretty... and your little Tortugan too!" |
OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:42:00 -
[30]
Tortugan and I return from a trip to the countryside to find our drug dealer 'buddy' squatting in our apartment.
Danny: Why is he behaving so uptightly?
Tortugan: Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities.
Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos...
and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Tortugan: What absolute twaddle.
Danny: Has he just been busted?
I: No.
Danny: Then why is he wearing that old suit?
Tortugan: Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.
Tortugan: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f*cking appendix doesn't mean anything!
Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. 'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
Tortugan: You wouldn't spike me. You're too mean. Besides, there's nothing invented I couldn't take.
Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
Tortugan: I could take double anything you could.
Danny: Very, very foolish words, man.
I: He's right, Tortugan. Look at him. His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.
Tortugan: I'm not having this shag sack insulting me. Let him get his drugs out.
Danny: This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
Trade, "Phenodihydrochrolide benzorex."
Street, "the embalmer."
Tortugan: Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid.
Tortugan: Two quid? You're out of your mind.
I: That's sense, Tortugan.
Tortugan: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*ck off while you're doing it!
Danny: No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.
Danny: Have either of you got shoes?
~
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Mad Lurker
Amarr
Dead Man Walking
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:43:00 -
[31]
"Ok now... Show us on the TORTUGAN where the bad man touched you..."
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:45:00 -
[32]
Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Tortugan say to you? Tortugan in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your ****."
I agree with everything Barakkus posts. |
Bai Winlock
Gallente
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:48:00 -
[33]
District Attorney Rothko: You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder.
Harry Callahan: What?
District Attorney Rothko: Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights.
Harry Callahan: Well, I'm all broken up over Tortugan's rights!
Harry Callahan: Well, when Tortugan male is chasing a female with intent to commit ****, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked Tortugan is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.
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Builder Robert
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:50:00 -
[34]
I prefer:
"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right Tortugan."
How about one from Terminator?
"I'll be Tortugan."
James Bond:
"...Tortugan. Tortugan."
Or perhaps Taxi Driver:
"You tortugan to me? You tortugan to me? You tortugan to me? Well, who the hell else are you tortugan to? You tortugan to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're tortugan to?"
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:53:00 -
[35]
Do you know what "Tortugan" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
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Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 13:57:00 -
[36]
Shakespear: To Tortugan, or not Tortugan.. Thats the question!
Brittney Spears: Tortugan me one more time!
Batman: To the Tortuganmobil
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Tejal Charu
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:25:00 -
[37]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Tortugan when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:38:00 -
[38]
You're only suppose to blow the bloody Tortugan off !
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I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v |
Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Mad Bombers
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:48:00 -
[39]
I'm surprised somebody hasn't already posted this one:
"This is madness."
"Madness? THIS. IS. TORTUGAN"
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Arrador
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Posted - 2010.08.23 14:53:00 -
[40]
Hello. My name is Tortugan, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:06:00 -
[41]
I like the fact that this thread has touched so many people but.
"Frankly, TORTUGAN, I don't give a damn."
--
Tactical Responder who is Organized and a Leading-edge Linguist |
Troll Bridgington
Heavy Metal Machine.
Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:10:00 -
[42]
It's a philosophy. A poetics. A politics, if you will. A literature of protest. A novel of ideas. A ****ographic magazine of truly Tortugan proportions. It is, in the end, whatever the hell I want it to be. And when I'm through with Tortugan, Tortugan is going to blow a hole this wide straight through Tortugan's own idea of itself.
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Suzu Fujibayashi
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:24:00 -
[43]
"Tortugan is futile."
also
"Tortugan is dead Jim."
and
"I'm a doctor not a Tortugan."
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.23 15:34:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Suzu Fujibayashi
"Tortugan is futile."
also
"Tortugan is dead Jim."
and
"I'm a doctor not a Tortugan."
"I will not sacrifice the Tortugan. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
--
Tactical Responder who is Organized and a Leading-edge Linguist |
EOH Sergiiy
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Posted - 2010.08.23 16:19:00 -
[45]
Edited by: EOH Sergiiy on 23/08/2010 16:19:26
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick TORTUGAN. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
"They can take away TORTUGAN, but they will never take our freedom!"
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Paknac Queltel
Coffee Muggers
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 16:35:00 -
[46]
"You Tortugans! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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Paknac Queltel
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seany1212
Stylo Corporation
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Posted - 2010.08.23 16:50:00 -
[47]
"In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little tortugan's went to France"
You guys make squeeky noises when you pop, and that's enough motivation as far as I'm concerned. |
GreenYoshi
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.23 17:12:00 -
[48]
"The war is lost... But if you think I'll leave Tortugan for that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd rather put a bullet in my head!"
-Downfall
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JASON W0RTHING
The Devolved
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Posted - 2010.08.23 17:44:00 -
[49]
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Tortugan and I return from a trip to the countryside to find our drug dealer 'buddy' squatting in our apartment.
Danny: Why is he behaving so uptightly?
Tortugan: Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities.
Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos...
and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Tortugan: What absolute twaddle.
Danny: Has he just been busted?
I: No.
Danny: Then why is he wearing that old suit?
Tortugan: Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.
Tortugan: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f*cking appendix doesn't mean anything!
Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. 'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
Tortugan: You wouldn't spike me. You're too mean. Besides, there's nothing invented I couldn't take.
Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
Tortugan: I could take double anything you could.
Danny: Very, very foolish words, man.
I: He's right, Tortugan. Look at him. His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.
Tortugan: I'm not having this shag sack insulting me. Let him get his drugs out.
Danny: This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
Trade, "Phenodihydrochrolide benzorex."
Street, "the embalmer."
Tortugan: Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid.
Tortugan: Two quid? You're out of your mind.
I: That's sense, Tortugan.
Tortugan: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*ck off while you're doing it!
Danny: No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.
Danny: Have either of you got shoes?
Wow, It's been a while since I've seen that one.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
What is thy bidd -- Wait. This thread, I have an irresistible urge to lock it for "being related to neither crime nor punishment."
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.23 17:52:00 -
[50]
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Tortugan Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Tortugan Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Tortugans ain't my ****ing business, that's why!
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Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
Deladian
The Black Rabbits
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:08:00 -
[51]
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Tortugan.
and
The greatest trick Tortugan ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
wonder what my fav film could be...
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
Asset Liberation Front.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:17:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Tortugan
I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVEN THE ONES WHO SUCK.
I thought you loved us just because of that.
-
I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
Nico13
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:17:00 -
[53]
"this is my rifle, this is my TORTUGAN, this is for killing, this is for fun" |
Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:30:00 -
[54]
This is my Tortugan. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Tortugan is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Tortugan is useless. Without my Tortugan, I am useless. I must fire my Tortugan true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Tortugan and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
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Bremen Nacht
Minmatar
Sisterhood
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:42:00 -
[55]
It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee TORTUGAN Weiss(two young ordinary healthy kids)left Denton that late November evening to visit Dr Everett Scott, ex. tutor and now friend of both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black and pendulous, toward which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tyre they were carrying was badly in need of some air. But they being normal kids and on a night out, well they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening.
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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:54:00 -
[56]
"Fool of a TORTUGAN! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"
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kiki mo
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.23 18:59:00 -
[57]
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of Tortugan."
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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:02:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Doctor Steinsbrow on 23/08/2010 19:05:13
Elrond(with emotion):"The Ring, cast it into the fire!"
Tortugan(fondling the ring): "No..."
Elrond(frustrated): "TORTUGAN!!!"
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Tarsas Phage
Just Us Guys In Space
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:03:00 -
[59]
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead TORTUGAN Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead TORTUGAN Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead TORTUGANs ain't my f*ng business, that's why!
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Princess Leia: "You're a little short for a TORTUGAN."
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Major Ream
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:15:00 -
[60]
[singing] I'm just a sweet Tortugan, from Transsexual Transylvania.
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Cram it, Tortugan, let's go scroo
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Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a Tortugan we might use?
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It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do Tortugan again!
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Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:43:00 -
[61]
(TORTUGAN beeps).
There's nothing wrong, TORTUGAN. Just setting a new course.
(TORTUGAN beeps).
We're not gonna regroup with the others.
(TORTUGAN beeps).
Yes, TORTUGAN. That's all right. I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile.
(TORTUGAN beeps).
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Si'ren
Pod Liberation Authority
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Posted - 2010.08.23 19:59:00 -
[62]
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my TORTUGAN! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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WE FORM VOLTRON.
Motto: No Bullsh*t. No Poasters. No Colored Text.
Seldarine > we aren't about our forum rep |
Yanaoo
Adhocracy Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.23 21:03:00 -
[63]
TORTUGAN: Ignore this terrible drug. Yeah. Pretend it's not happening.
TORTUGAN: Yeah. HI THERE! My name... is, uh, TORTUGAN. I'm on the list, that's for sure. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. I have my attorneyyyyyyy, with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! Must have that suite. What's the score here? What's next?
Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you...
TORTUGAN: [seeing her morph into an eel] Why? We haven't done anything yet!
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Griznatle
Caldari
Advocates of Sin
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Posted - 2010.08.23 21:16:00 -
[64]
Johnny Rico: You're some sort of big, fat, smart-tortugan, aren't you?
oh, on the other hand, did you read my sig?
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.23 22:59:00 -
[65]
TORTUGAN SHOT FIRST!
People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He disarm you with his looks, or his hands, ether way.
He can speak French in Russian.
He is Tortugan, the most interesting pilot in eve.
Hes been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room
His organ donor card also lists his beard.
He is a lover not a fighter, but he is also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
He is Tortugan, the most interesting pilot in eve.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He is Tortugan, the most interesting pilot in eve.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He is Tortugan, the most interesing pilot in eve.
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Jassie Lichous
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Posted - 2010.08.23 23:47:00 -
[66]
'I think we're gonna need a bigger Tortugan' - Jaws
'Nobody puts Tortugan in the corner!' - Dirty Dancing
'Tower. This is Tortugan requesting a flyby.
That's a negative, Tortugan, the pattern is full' - Top Gun
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Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.23 23:48:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Jassie Lichous
'Nobody puts Tortugan in the corner!' - Dirty Dancing
I vote for win
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Si'ren
Pod Liberation Authority
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Posted - 2010.08.24 00:17:00 -
[68]
It rubs the TORTUGAN on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.......It rubs the TORTUGAN on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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WE FORM VOLTRON.
Motto: No Bullsh*t. No Poasters. No Colored Text.
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Sabine Demsky
Failed Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.08.24 00:20:00 -
[69]
"My Tortugan"
Real quote. "My Precious" Lord of the rings.
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Jahred Shaw
Muppet Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.08.24 00:22:00 -
[70]
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother****er. Go back in there, chill them ******s out and wait for Tortugan who should be coming directly.
Jules: You sending Tortugan?
Marsellus: You feel better mother****er.
Jules: **** Negro! That's all you had to say!
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Abenham
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Posted - 2010.08.24 01:35:00 -
[71]
Swapping the name Baldrick for Tortugan
Black Adder The Third
Nob and Nobility
Blackadder: The Ancient Greeks wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it "Pandora's Box", when, of course, they meant "Tortugan's Trousers".
Tortugan: It certainly can get a bit whiffy, there's no doubt about that!
Blackadder: We are told that, when the box was opened, the whole world turned to darkness and misfortune because of Pandora's fatal curiosity. [to Tortugan] I charge you now, Tortugan: for the good of all mankind, never allow curiosity to lead you to open your trousers. Nothing of interest lies therein!
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Vins Chicago
Gallente
Regent Laboratories
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Posted - 2010.08.24 01:57:00 -
[72]
"There can be only Tortugan!" -Highlander
"I love the smell of Tortugan in the morning!" -Apocalypse Now
"There is no Tortugan, only Zuul." -Ghostbusters
"How much for your Tortugan?" -Blues Brothers
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Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.08.24 02:43:00 -
[73]
Jules Winnfield> What does Tortugan look like?
scared guy in chair> what?
Jules flips table over...
Jules> What country you from?
scared guy> what, what?
Jules> What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?
scared guy> whwhwh what?
Jules> English mother****er. Do you speak it>
scared guy> yes
Jules> then you know what I'm saying
scared guys> yes
Jules> describe what Tortugan looks like
scared guy> wwh what?
Jules> say what again
...raising pistol the scared guys head.
Jules> say WHAT again, I dare ya. I double dare ya mother****er. Say what one more god damned time.
scared guy> he's he's he's black...
Pulp Fiction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4aYSjv_mVw&feature=related
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Dartauw
Retired Pirate Club
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Posted - 2010.08.24 07:56:00 -
[74]
Edited by: Dartauw on 24/08/2010 07:57:17
T: No, pprease! Not to throw away.
I give you happy poopy time!
F: Sorry TORTUGAN. You know too much...
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.24 08:25:00 -
[75]
Agent Smith: You're empty.
Tortugan: So are you.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.24 08:36:00 -
[76]
*clears throat and trys to do this compleatly from memory*
Blackadder: Baldrick
Blackadder: What are you doing?
Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder: What are you carving?
Baldrick: I'm carving baldrick, sir.
Blackadder: Why?
Baldrick: It's a cunning plan.
Blackadder: Of course it is.
Baldrick: You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with TORTUGAN on it?
Blackadder: Yes....
Baldrick: Well, I thought if I owned the bullet with TORTUGAN on it, I'd never get hit by it, cos I won't ever shoot myself.
Blackadder: Shame...
Baldrick: And, the chances of there being two bullets with TORTUGAN on them are very small indeed.
Blackadder: That's not the only thing around here that's very small indeed.
Blackadder: Your brain for example, is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit.
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.08.24 10:38:00 -
[77]
Tortugan: You ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, Tortugan.
Tortugan: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
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Cartheron Crust
Nemesis Nation
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Posted - 2010.08.24 11:44:00 -
[78]
Edited by: Cartheron Crust on 24/08/2010 11:45:29
"You're gonna need a bigger Tortugan."
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.24 11:56:00 -
[79]
Trevor Reznik: Stevie, I haven't slept in a year.
Stevie: Tortugan!
Trevor Reznik: I tried him too.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.24 13:21:00 -
[80]
Quote:
On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TORTU GUN.
C WAT I DID THAR?
AND IN A SIMILAR VEIN
Quote:
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the TORTUGAN-Team
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Migomi Hysatacks
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Posted - 2010.08.24 13:31:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Migomi Hysatacks on 24/08/2010 13:33:15
"But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your Tortugan?"
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.24 14:38:00 -
[82]
"They call me Mister Tortugan!" - In the Heat of the Night
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of Tortugan, which is what I am." - On The Waterfront
"Tortugan, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Casablanca
"Play it, Tortugan. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" - Casablanca
"Tortugan always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
"Tortugan, we have a problem." - Apollo 13
"Mrs. Tortugan, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?" - The Graduate
"I have always depended on the kindness of Tortugan." - A Streetcar Named Desire
"Soylent Green is TORTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" - Soylent Green
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Tortugan." - Airplane!
"Open the pod bay doors, Tortugan." - 2001: A Space Odyssey
"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Tortugan." - Knute Rockne, All American
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
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Captain Muscles
Caldari
Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.08.24 15:41:00 -
[83]
Tortugan! (**** yeah!)
Comin' again to save the mother****in' day, yeah!
Tortugan! (**** yeah!)
Tortugan is the only way!
C&P your game is through,
'cause now you have to answer to
Tortugan! (**** yeah!)
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Captain Muscles sez:
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.24 15:48:00 -
[84]
Spottswoode: Let me explain to you the kind of man TORTUGAN is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's **** in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that **** right in his mouth.
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Einar Lightfingers
Army 0f Two
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Posted - 2010.08.24 17:55:00 -
[85]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine?
Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine?
Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine?
Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine?
Chester: "Tortugan!" But what does mine say?
Jesse: "Tortugan!" What about mine?
Chester: "Tortugan!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Tor - tu - gan!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Tortugan!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Tortugan!"
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Once a BEE, always a BEE!
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Roland Deschaines
The Imperial Phallus Corporation
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:04:00 -
[86]
Do the Tortugans have two sexes like we do?
The importance of this, however, is nothing compared to the necessity of having an indicator that the post has ended and the sig has started.
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Lian Xander
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:19:00 -
[87]
[after recieving the wrong order]
Leo Getz: They "eff" YOU at the TORTUGAN, okay? They "eff" YOU at the TORTUGAN! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got "eff'ed"! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets "eff'ed"? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a crap! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
Lethal Weapon 4
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Sneaky Noob
Cartamundi
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Posted - 2010.08.24 18:25:00 -
[88]
"Do you expect me to talk?
No Tortugan, I expect you to DIE!!"
"Leave the gun. Take the Tortugan"
"I'm the King of the Tortugan!!!!"
"Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no Tortugan."
The Sneakiest N00b in all of EVE
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Jones Bones
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.08.24 20:29:00 -
[89]
Tortugan don't surf!
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Qui Binder
Dead Pilots Society
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Posted - 2010.08.24 21:28:00 -
[90]
"I can get a good look at TORTUGAN by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it." -- Tommy Boy.
(Sorry Tortugan, couldn't resist. )
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.24 21:52:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Skippermonkey
Edited by: Skippermonkey on 24/08/2010 13:34:38
Quote:
On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TORTU GUN.
C WAT I DID THAR?
I LOL'ed.
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Moon Dogg
Gallente
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:12:00 -
[92]
Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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"Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me..." |
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:29:00 -
[93]
"I'll be your Tortugan."
-Doc Holiday, Tombstone
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mental maverick
Duty.
Duty. Private Security
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:42:00 -
[94]
"OMG!!! They killed Tortugan! You Bastards!"
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Loki Farseer
F9X
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.25 03:54:00 -
[95]
I know what you're thinking. "Did Tortugan fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- Dirty Harry 
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Loki Farseer
F9X
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.25 04:03:00 -
[96]
Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Tortugan: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
Mountain Man: That's the truth
Tortugan: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.
- Deliverance 
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Loki Farseer
F9X
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.25 04:08:00 -
[97]
Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a Tortugan?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Tortugan, you say "YES"!
- Ghostbusters
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Malcolm Gerhardt
Gallente
United Eve Space Command
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Posted - 2010.08.25 06:35:00 -
[98]
President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Tortugan Day!
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.25 08:22:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Arrador
Hello. My name is Tortugan, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Originally by: Moon Dogg
Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Five lashes with a belt for Moon Dogg, clear copyright violation here..
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.25 10:13:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Arrador
Hello. My name is Tortugan, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Originally by: Moon Dogg
Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Five lashes with a belt for Moon Dogg, clear copyright violation here..
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Buhhdust Princess
Reverse Psychology.
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Posted - 2010.08.25 12:32:00 -
[101]
This is my Tortugan, my dear Tortugan
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Tortugan's useless without me, I am useless without Tortugan.
My brother, my best friend, my life and my shine.
We will become part of each other
Myself and my Tortugan, we know what it's for
Not the noise of the burst nor the rounds we fire
It's the hits, that's what counts in this war.
Tortugan, Oh Tortugan
You see it's a sore spot, tortugan
Now show me some more, tortugan
Of war, of sweet war.
-Rifleman's Creed
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Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
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Posted - 2010.08.25 13:21:00 -
[102]
"We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. TORTUGAN. Z'nourrwringmm"
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Bluelynx
Blue Sun Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.08.25 20:00:00 -
[103]
"He roped a couple of sea turtles...."
"Aye, laddie, sea turtles!"
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair. From Tortugan's back."
- Pirates of the Caribbean
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Bluelynx
Blue Sun Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.08.25 20:09:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Bluelynx on 25/08/2010 20:12:01
Better!
"I saw Tortugan.. crying hard as Tortugan could cry
What could I do
Tortugan's love had gone
And left Tortugan blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
And puppy dog's tails
Then Tortugan said
Dance, dance magic dance, dance magic
Put Tortugan's spell on me
Slap Tortugan, make him pee!"
-The Labyrinth
(edited for addition of movie name for the benefit of anyone who had a deprived childhood)
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The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.08.25 20:27:00 -
[105]
Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his Tortugan for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
-The long Kiss Goodnight
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Bella Yar
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Posted - 2010.08.25 21:22:00 -
[106]
"TORTUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
-Jim Kirk, The Wrath of Tortugan
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.26 02:49:00 -
[107]
Gozer: Are you Tortugan?
Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're Tortugan, you say YES!
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.26 16:24:00 -
[108]
OH NOES WE R RUNNING OUT OF FILMS!
Originally by: Paul Clavet
Gozer: Are you Tortugan?
Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're Tortugan, you say YES!
Originally by: Loki Farseer
Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a Tortugan?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Tortugan, you say "YES"!
- Ghostbusters
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Kiritsubo
Ritual Suicide
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Posted - 2010.08.26 16:45:00 -
[109]
I'm mad as Tortugan, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
~ Network
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Troll Bridgington
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.08.26 17:05:00 -
[110]
"WE GO IN! WE KILL! NO MORE TALK! WE KILL!"
"Soon, Tortugan, but we have to do it my way."
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kiki mo
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.26 18:35:00 -
[111]
"Let's do this! Leeeroooyy Tortugannnnsss!"
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CantStopThe Rokh
Trader's Academy
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.08.26 19:44:00 -
[112]
Paul Hodges: You know, the Totugan is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
Jimmy Monroe: Where do you find the time to watch "Animal Planet"? I'm with you 25 hours a day!
Paul Hodges: [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Jimmy Monroe: Well, you're a compendium of ****ing useless information.
Paul Hodges: Well, I don't wanna look at reality TV, cause that's the bowels of Hollywood.
Jimmy Monroe: [mumbled] ****in' Reality TV, ****in' blows
Paul Hodges: And I like to see Tortugan gettin' head.
Jimmy Monroe: You got a point.
-Cop Out
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Abenham
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Posted - 2010.08.27 12:59:00 -
[113]
Cool Running 1993
Sanka Coffie: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald TORTUGAN that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
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Sanka Coffie: So what are we gunna name the sled?
Junior Bevill: How about... "TORTUGAN?"
Sanka Coffie: TORTUGAN! Hahaha! TORTUGAN! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.
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Yul Brenner: Look in the mirror, and tell me what you see!
Junior Bevill: I see TORTUGAN.
Yul Brenner: You see TORTUGAN? Well, let me tell you what I see. I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!
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Oso Mafioso
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:46:00 -
[114]
Listen to me Anthony, I got your head in a ****ing vice. Im gonna squash your ****ing head like a grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me do this, don't make me be the bad guy, c'mon.
F-F-F*** You!
Can you believe this??? Two days and two ****ing nights!!! **** me???? **** my mudder????? You mudder ****er!!!(eyeball pops out)GIMMIE THE ****ING NAME!!!
T-T-Tortugan...
TORTUGAN??? TORTUGAN????? You make me pop your ****ing eye out of your head to protect that piece of ****, TORTUGAN?!?!?! YOU DUMB MUDDER ****ER!!!
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Gallente
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.08.31 02:49:00 -
[115]
Idk if this one has been done, didnt bother reading all of them.
I love the smell of TORTUGAN in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that TORTUGAN smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
lawl.
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Misticrevalation
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:03:00 -
[116]
Original:
Jack Sparrow: Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
Will Turner: Tortuga?
Jack Sparrow: Tortuga.
My entry:
Jack Sparrow: Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
Will Turner: Tortugan?
Jack Sparrow: Tortugan.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:08:00 -
[117]
...is this over and can i have my medal already?
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:01:00 -
[118]
Event Horizon
"I thought it said "Liberate me"
"Save me"
But it's not "me"
It's "Liberate tutame"
"Save yourself"
And it gets worse
*Liberate tutame...*
There...
I think that says "Ex inferis"
"Save yourself... from a ****ing pointless 4 page thread."
If you're reading this, you've read too far and now you're on my sig. Concentrate on what I said before you got to this bit. Ok? |
Tortugan
Internal Anarchy
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:49:00 -
[119]
Edited by: Tortugan on 31/08/2010 17:50:12
WINRARS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED.
So I only got like halfway through page 2 before running out of bio-space. I will rotate new ones in next week or so. Feel free to keep 'em coming but REMEMBER: bio-space is limited. Keep 'em short :D
EDIT: Screw other entries so far. Skipper wins.
:D
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Mersault
Gallente
Hellhounds.
HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.08.31 19:07:00 -
[120]
Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your Torutgan.
Leon: My Tortugan?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my Tortugan.
Bryant: Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. If you're not Tortugan, you're little people.
Bladerunner
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Taedrin
Gallente
White Haven Corp
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Posted - 2010.08.31 20:29:00 -
[121]
"The TORTUGAN gave, and the TORTUGAN hath taken away; blessed be the name of the TORTUGAN."
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Originally by: Dr Fighter
"how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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Thynar
Gallente
Melita Foundation
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Posted - 2010.08.31 20:43:00 -
[122]
I didn't read all 5 pages and hence I apologise if this was quoted before:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
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How2FoldSoup
Vertex Tactical Solutions
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Posted - 2010.09.01 02:09:00 -
[123]
Edited by: How2FoldSoup on 01/09/2010 02:10:52
"I bet she gives great Tortugan"
Spaceballs
"I better go check out this Tortugan character."
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."
Blazing Saddles
Mel Brooks is classic
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Taedrin
Gallente
White Haven Corp
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Posted - 2010.09.01 03:15:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Thynar
I didn't read all 5 pages and hence I apologise if this was quoted before:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Only about 4 times 
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Originally by: Dr Fighter
"how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.09.01 08:22:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Taedrin
Originally by: Thynar
I didn't read all 5 pages and hence I apologise if this was quoted before:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Only about 4 times
Only about... wait...
TBH I prefer..
"Do you know how to use that thing?"
"Of course! The pointy end goes into the other TORTUGAN"
Replying to threads without reading them since 2008 |
Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.09.01 13:28:00 -
[126]
*takes a bow*
I would like to thank Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer for the inspiration and also for teaching me that playing topless volleyball and slapping other guys asses is definitely not gay!
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Misticrevalation
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Posted - 2010.09.02 09:12:00 -
[127]
"This TORTUGAN aint big enough for the both of us"
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