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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.24 21:52:00 -
[91]
 Originally by: Skippermonkey
Edited by: Skippermonkey on 24/08/2010 13:34:38
Quote:
On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TORTU GUN.
C WAT I DID THAR?
I LOL'ed.
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Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
Moon Dogg
Gallente
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:12:00 -
[92]
Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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"Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me..." |
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:29:00 -
[93]
"I'll be your Tortugan."
-Doc Holiday, Tombstone
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mental maverick
Duty.
Duty. Private Security
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Posted - 2010.08.24 22:42:00 -
[94]
"OMG!!! They killed Tortugan! You Bastards!"
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Loki Farseer
F9X
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.25 03:54:00 -
[95]
I know what you're thinking. "Did Tortugan fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
- Dirty Harry 
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Loki Farseer
F9X
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.25 04:03:00 -
[96]
Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Tortugan: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
Mountain Man: That's the truth
Tortugan: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray good.
- Deliverance 
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Loki Farseer
F9X
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.25 04:08:00 -
[97]
Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a Tortugan?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Tortugan, you say "YES"!
- Ghostbusters
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Malcolm Gerhardt
Gallente
United Eve Space Command
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Posted - 2010.08.25 06:35:00 -
[98]
President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Tortugan Day!
Keep your Head low, Your Mind high and Your Mouth Shut |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.25 08:22:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Arrador
Hello. My name is Tortugan, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Originally by: Moon Dogg
Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Five lashes with a belt for Moon Dogg, clear copyright violation here..
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.25 10:13:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Arrador
Hello. My name is Tortugan, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Originally by: Moon Dogg
Hello. My name is Inigo Tortugan. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Five lashes with a belt for Moon Dogg, clear copyright violation here..
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Buhhdust Princess
Reverse Psychology.
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Posted - 2010.08.25 12:32:00 -
[101]
This is my Tortugan, my dear Tortugan
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Tortugan's useless without me, I am useless without Tortugan.
My brother, my best friend, my life and my shine.
We will become part of each other
Myself and my Tortugan, we know what it's for
Not the noise of the burst nor the rounds we fire
It's the hits, that's what counts in this war.
Tortugan, Oh Tortugan
You see it's a sore spot, tortugan
Now show me some more, tortugan
Of war, of sweet war.
-Rifleman's Creed
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Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
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Posted - 2010.08.25 13:21:00 -
[102]
"We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. TORTUGAN. Z'nourrwringmm"
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Bluelynx
Blue Sun Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.08.25 20:00:00 -
[103]
"He roped a couple of sea turtles...."
"Aye, laddie, sea turtles!"
"What did he use for rope?"
"Human hair. From Tortugan's back."
- Pirates of the Caribbean
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Bluelynx
Blue Sun Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.08.25 20:09:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Bluelynx on 25/08/2010 20:12:01
Better!
"I saw Tortugan.. crying hard as Tortugan could cry
What could I do
Tortugan's love had gone
And left Tortugan blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
And puppy dog's tails
Then Tortugan said
Dance, dance magic dance, dance magic
Put Tortugan's spell on me
Slap Tortugan, make him pee!"
-The Labyrinth
(edited for addition of movie name for the benefit of anyone who had a deprived childhood)
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The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.08.25 20:27:00 -
[105]
Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his Tortugan for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
-The long Kiss Goodnight
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Bella Yar
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Posted - 2010.08.25 21:22:00 -
[106]
"TORTUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
-Jim Kirk, The Wrath of Tortugan
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.08.26 02:49:00 -
[107]
Gozer: Are you Tortugan?
Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're Tortugan, you say YES!
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Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.26 16:24:00 -
[108]
OH NOES WE R RUNNING OUT OF FILMS!
Originally by: Paul Clavet
Gozer: Are you Tortugan?
Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're Tortugan, you say YES!
Originally by: Loki Farseer
Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a Tortugan?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a Tortugan, you say "YES"!
- Ghostbusters
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Kiritsubo
Ritual Suicide
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Posted - 2010.08.26 16:45:00 -
[109]
I'm mad as Tortugan, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
~ Network
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Troll Bridgington
SWARTA
Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.08.26 17:05:00 -
[110]
"WE GO IN! WE KILL! NO MORE TALK! WE KILL!"
"Soon, Tortugan, but we have to do it my way."
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kiki mo
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.26 18:35:00 -
[111]
"Let's do this! Leeeroooyy Tortugannnnsss!"
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CantStopThe Rokh
Trader's Academy
manufacturing disaster
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Posted - 2010.08.26 19:44:00 -
[112]
Paul Hodges: You know, the Totugan is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
Jimmy Monroe: Where do you find the time to watch "Animal Planet"? I'm with you 25 hours a day!
Paul Hodges: [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Jimmy Monroe: Well, you're a compendium of ****ing useless information.
Paul Hodges: Well, I don't wanna look at reality TV, cause that's the bowels of Hollywood.
Jimmy Monroe: [mumbled] ****in' Reality TV, ****in' blows
Paul Hodges: And I like to see Tortugan gettin' head.
Jimmy Monroe: You got a point.
-Cop Out
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Abenham
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Posted - 2010.08.27 12:59:00 -
[113]
Cool Running 1993
Sanka Coffie: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald TORTUGAN that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
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Sanka Coffie: So what are we gunna name the sled?
Junior Bevill: How about... "TORTUGAN?"
Sanka Coffie: TORTUGAN! Hahaha! TORTUGAN! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.
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Yul Brenner: Look in the mirror, and tell me what you see!
Junior Bevill: I see TORTUGAN.
Yul Brenner: You see TORTUGAN? Well, let me tell you what I see. I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!
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Oso Mafioso
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.08.30 22:46:00 -
[114]
Listen to me Anthony, I got your head in a ****ing vice. Im gonna squash your ****ing head like a grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me do this, don't make me be the bad guy, c'mon.
F-F-F*** You!
Can you believe this??? Two days and two ****ing nights!!! **** me???? **** my mudder????? You mudder ****er!!!(eyeball pops out)GIMMIE THE ****ING NAME!!!
T-T-Tortugan...
TORTUGAN??? TORTUGAN????? You make me pop your ****ing eye out of your head to protect that piece of ****, TORTUGAN?!?!?! YOU DUMB MUDDER ****ER!!!
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Gallente
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.08.31 02:49:00 -
[115]
Idk if this one has been done, didnt bother reading all of them.
I love the smell of TORTUGAN in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that TORTUGAN smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
lawl.
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Misticrevalation
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:03:00 -
[116]
Original:
Jack Sparrow: Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
Will Turner: Tortuga?
Jack Sparrow: Tortuga.
My entry:
Jack Sparrow: Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?
Will Turner: Tortugan?
Jack Sparrow: Tortugan.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.08.31 13:08:00 -
[117]
...is this over and can i have my medal already?
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2010.08.31 14:01:00 -
[118]
Event Horizon
"I thought it said "Liberate me"
"Save me"
But it's not "me"
It's "Liberate tutame"
"Save yourself"
And it gets worse
*Liberate tutame...*
There...
I think that says "Ex inferis"
"Save yourself... from a ****ing pointless 4 page thread."
If you're reading this, you've read too far and now you're on my sig. Concentrate on what I said before you got to this bit. Ok? |
Tortugan
Internal Anarchy
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:49:00 -
[119]
Edited by: Tortugan on 31/08/2010 17:50:12
WINRARS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED.
So I only got like halfway through page 2 before running out of bio-space. I will rotate new ones in next week or so. Feel free to keep 'em coming but REMEMBER: bio-space is limited. Keep 'em short :D
EDIT: Screw other entries so far. Skipper wins.
:D
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Mersault
Gallente
Hellhounds.
HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.08.31 19:07:00 -
[120]
Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your Torutgan.
Leon: My Tortugan?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my Tortugan.
Bryant: Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. If you're not Tortugan, you're little people.
Bladerunner
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