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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:31:00 -
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The Mittani for CSM6 http://themittani.org
TheyÆre lying to you.
All the promises from the CSM candidates, all the æissuesÆ and æfeaturesÆ theyÆre going to address - itÆs all a pack of lies. For years now we have witnessed the same ritual take place in every CSM election. The candidates line up and tell you what they would do if they were given the power to be a game designer. During the first CSM summit CCP made it clear that they arenÆt looking for amateur game developers, and on this fact they have never wavered. Yet the candidates have woven the same tapestry of lies for each successive election. TheyÆd remove local, theyÆd make it harder to suicide gank, theyÆd protect the interests of the common player (whatever the hell that means), theyÆd bring æreal reformÆ to CCP.
ItÆs time we stopped being suckers.
The truth is that being on the CSM has nothing to do with being a game designer, or implementing your favorite features, or fixing railguns, or removing local. HereÆs what actually happens:
Originally by: Helen Highwater, CSM5 People have an unrealistic idea of what the CSM actually does. It's how dribbling ******s got elected because they had platforms like 'I will fix low-sec' or 'I will make CCP fix the lag'. The CSM doesn't generally present solutions to CCP because that historically isn't very effective so proposals like 'Improve the tracking of blasters' are dead in the water. They get raised anyway and then CCP buries them because they are more interested in having the problems highlighted rather than solutions put forwards.
Most of what goes on in public with the CSM is total bull****. The important stuff is what happens at the summits and in the internal forums. That's when CCP present their solutions and ask for the CSM to feedback on them and that's when the theorycrafting and superior knowledge of this horrible game come into play. In the year and a half since I've been a CSM alternate, 95% of my work has been shooting down other people's utterly dreadful ideas rather than actually raising new ones. Nobody cares about your ideas, least of all CCP, the best you can do is to try and slow the tide of slack-jawed idiocy coming from both sides of the table.
The CSM is a sounding board. CCP comes to the CSM and lays out their ideas about whatever theyÆre thinking up, and itÆs up to the the CSM to provide feedback while gagged under a nondisclosure agreement. That NDA means that the voting public doesnÆt hear about the feedback the CSM provides until the minutes are released months later and diluted by CCPs professional staff. Then at the next election time, everyone goes through the same old dog and pony show, beating their chests and promising to fix blasters or put a Tengu in every hangar.
You, the voters, get used - A vicious cycle that pits your wishes for a better EVE Online against 9 people looking for an all-expenses-paid Icelandic vacation.
I know this because my directors have been on the CSM since its inception, and weÆve watched with growing frustration as the CSM showed promise, then failed to accomplish anything relevant. Skill queues are great, but putting that one feature up against the collective ideas of the thousands of players that have submitted proposals or run for a seat is appalling. Not to mention the scandals, and resignations, and outright cheating by CSM members. IÆm sick of it.
So IÆm announcing my candidacy for CSM6.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:32:00 -
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Edited by: The Mittani on 25/02/2011 18:33:21 Why all the truth-telling, when IÆm making a run myself? Why arenÆt I promising you a Tengu or a special Hulk that fires disco lasers while it mines, when itÆs worked so well for the other CSM representatives? IÆm the leader of Goonswarm. I donÆt have to blow smoke up your ass just to get a trip to Iceland. I can get on the CSM, but merely getting there isn't going to be enough. I want to deliver a mandate to expose the hypocrisy of the whole process. I want to unite the CSM into an effective body for advocacy. To do this I need more than the goon votes, or NC support.
I need you.
Your vote can help me end the lies and change the CSM into something useful, something that matters. For that, I need the ChairmanÆs spot - I need your help to get there.
What is to be done?
The CSM does not implement features. ItÆs a sounding board for CCP. Ignore everything the other candidates say about their æpositionsÆ on certain features because features are irrelevant at this stage in the game. Pay attention to the general attitudes of the candidates instead, as you will never find out what they said to CCP due to their nondisclosure agreements. If I promised you a new feature or a specific game change, I would be lying to you.
Let's not waste time with bull****. If youÆre the obsessive type who wants to know about how I feel on every aspect of EVE, you can read my TenTonHammer columns. IÆm not going to write a 3000-word paper about how I feel about any particular issue for the purposes of this election, as I cannot make any promises about anything except my general attitude towards the CSM.
I believe that it is time to transform the CSM by electing a hardline player representative that will forge the CSM into a strong, united body that can fight for the playerbase and shield it from idiocy. With your help and the ChairmanÆs position, I can do my best to make that a reality.
What I Can Offer You:
The raw, ugly truth. No pretty illusions. No false promises.
Every candidate is going to tell you that they want to bring your ideas to CCP. I want to bring CCP to our ideas.
We play their game, we pay their upkeep, we use their features and we suffer from their shortsightedness. For this they give us one resource, the CSM, and they treat it like a mere focus group, not a stakeholder to be respected. On the CSM, IÆll do what I can to make it better, but IÆm not going to promise you the moon and the stars, because I canÆt deliver on that.
What I can deliver is me being a ruthless, manipulative bastard. And you need that, if you want to see the CSM become a real advocate for the playerbase, one that cannot be dismissed by CCP. Thus far, the CSM has never been united. It has been a cacophony of individuals, mostly deluded by the false notion that their election has given them a designerÆs position, bleating out their personal æfixesÆ and being surprised when the devs ignore them. A divided CSM isnÆt an effective advocate for the playerbase.
If the CSM doesnÆt band together to oppose CCP when they suggest ******ed things, the interests of the playerbase get steamrolled. Obvious, preventable imbalances get implemented. You need someone who knows how to build a coalition, how to make people want to work together, how to make members feel like their voice and their opinion makes the collective union stronger. I have brought together a coalition of people who normally can't agree on the color of an orange and directed them in a war that most players can only dream of. If I can bring these people together, I can do the same for the CSM as its chair.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:40:00 -
[3]
I support this product and/or service.
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BiggerDangDude
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:41:00 -
[4]
The Mittani is a Vile Rat alt.
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Emmerik
Gallente NED-Clan Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:41:00 -
[5]
I support this product and/or service
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Sverige Pahis
Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:42:00 -
[6]
I voted mittens and now I make 400-550 per month! Ask me how!
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Divus Bene
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:42:00 -
[7]
I support this product and/or service
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Captain Pitts
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:42:00 -
[8]
Got my vote.
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Cap II
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:43:00 -
[9]
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[yellow]Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes[ |

Phyneas Phry
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:44:00 -
[10]
0
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:44:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Kalrand on 25/02/2011 18:43:49 r
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clbo
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:44:00 -
[12]
A
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shortspecialbus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:45:00 -
[13]
Regardless of your in-game politics and your feelings about Goonswarm or whatever, a vote for Mittani is a vote for the continuing success of 0.0 space.
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Sullivar N
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:49:00 -
[14]
MYYYYYYYYYYYY CEO MYYYYYYYYYYYY CSM |

Steamgrind Meatroller
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:49:00 -
[15]
Send YOUR regards to The Mittani today!
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:51:00 -
[16]
Cannot +rep this enough
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Groperson
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:51:00 -
[17]
Mittani is a lawyer irl btw and knows his stuff, just ask him aout his puppy/sabre/how he bought his house with cash. |

Delegado Cero
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:52:00 -
[18]
I expected more words
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Kismeteer
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:52:00 -
[19]
If you want to understand how The Mittani thinks, feel free to read his regular articles on Ten Ton Hammer, I think they give you a good view of how he thinks. http://www.tentonhammer.com/features/mittani
My CEO is a smart dude. -- Kismeteer, carebear extraordinaire
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Kim Hedges
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:54:00 -
[20]
You have my vote, when the voting is posted.
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mostlyharmlesss
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:56:00 -
[21]
I will go out of my way, and make a serious goon post.
Please, read what he is saying and don't focus on the Alliance/Corp. I know, even the most hated enemies agree on most of the points that he is writing, so please, vote with your brain, and not because of a "Free tengu"
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Angry Black Jesus
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:57:00 -
[22]
If anyone can make the CSM actually effective in any way, it's The Mittani.
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Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.02.25 18:59:00 -
[23]
Posting in another Goons scammed me thread.
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Tomytronic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:02:00 -
[24]
I believe in Mittani Dent.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:05:00 -
[25]
Originally by: mostlyharmlesss I will go out of my way, and make a serious goon post.
Please, read what he is saying and don't focus on the Alliance/Corp. I know, even the most hated enemies agree on most of the points that he is writing, so please, vote with your brain, and not because of a "Free tengu"
The word "enemies" can refer to several different groups in this context. While it is true that people who are identified as 'enemies' via the in-game standings mechanic can probably agree on the principles that are being espoused here, those enemies all represent the same overarching group of 0.0 space dwellers. Those guys are often seen as 'enemies' to the people who live in Empire space, because there is a perception among Empire-dwellers that mechanics put into place that involve 0.0 space in a good or indifferent way will somehow result in a negative backlash for them. You can see this in the propositions to remove Jump Bridges and to penalize 0.0 space holding entities. These suggestions come from people who believe, for better or worse, that mechanics which benefit 0.0 space dwellers are a direct detriment to the fun and opportunities available to Empire-dwellers. This case of the "have-nots" wanting to take things away from the "haves," in regards to 0.0 space, will be a major obstacle to overcome in winning the hearts of many players.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:07:00 -
[26]
the entire csm process is full of liars but i don't have to insult your intelligence just to get a vote
i hope that my 'campaign' can at least expose some of the ridiculous hypocrisy of this process and the streams of frothing excrement being vomited forth in the other threads in this forum
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Ivana Twinkle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:10:00 -
[27]
We need more Pseudo Intelligence Duchebags on CSM.
Vote for comfy mittens!
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RedlegSA
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:25:00 -
[28]
I wish "The Mittani" was the CEO of my space corporation :swoon:
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Mathijzo
Red Sun Industries Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:25:00 -
[29]
You have my vote Mittani --------------------------------------------------
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. |

Roc Wieler
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:27:00 -
[30]
As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
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RedlegSA
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:31:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Roc Wieler As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
You said you would call after that special night we shared and you haven't.
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SirDigbyBluth
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:33:00 -
[32]
The Mittani would make a great addition to CSM, he's logical, fair, and realistic. You have my vote, unless I forget to vote.
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particle9
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:35:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Roc Wieler As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
liar
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Midi Messiah
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:44:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Roc Wieler As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
Originally by: Roc Wieler's blog
I asked my own alliance, UshraÆKhan, to explain it to me. We spoke about logistical advantages for fleet activity, how easy JBN make it to trap an enemy fleet, or escape from one. Low upkeep costs, they donÆt appear on the overview, etc, etc. There are a lot of reasons why nullsec alliances love jump bridges, thatÆs for sure.
Liar or just dumb? |

Ivana Twinkle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:46:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Roc Wieler
I'm not lying to you.
I'm not trusting a guy who needs to tell me he isn't lying to me :colbert:
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:49:00 -
[36]
:cripes: jump bridges do appear on overviews, roc
dear god
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:57:00 -
[37]
Good luck Mittens. You've inspired me to actually vote this time. Good to see someone who gets it.
Smuggling, booster sales, recruitment. Visit my blog. |

Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:59:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Midi Messiah
Originally by: Roc Wieler As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
Originally by: Roc Wieler's blog
I asked my own alliance, UshraÆKhan, to explain it to me. We spoke about logistical advantages for fleet activity, how easy JBN make it to trap an enemy fleet, or escape from one. Low upkeep costs, they donÆt appear on the overview, etc, etc. There are a lot of reasons why nullsec alliances love jump bridges, thatÆs for sure.
Liar or just dumb?
This guy just inadvertently served as a perfect example of how people who don't hold 0.0 space have no idea what they're talking about in regards to it. Apparently both he, and his entire alliance believes incorrect information about this topic. If not a single person in his entire alliance knew or could be bothered to google up the right information about this topic, then how clueless might he be concerning a breadth of other topics?
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Mondo Banana
Gallente GoonWaffe
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:59:00 -
[39]
I like the idea of a no BS CSM.
I also like cheetos dipped in peanut butter, so there you go. 
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White Tree
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Posted - 2011.02.25 19:59:00 -
[40]
Looking forward to seeing you in Iceland, Mittens. :3
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Nymblar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:12:00 -
[41]
I unironically support this candidate.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:16:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Karadion on 25/02/2011 20:17:22
Originally by: Midi Messiah
Originally by: Roc Wieler As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
Originally by: Roc Wieler's blog
I asked my own alliance, UshraÆKhan, to explain it to me. We spoke about logistical advantages for fleet activity, how easy JBN make it to trap an enemy fleet, or escape from one. Low upkeep costs, they donÆt appear on the overview, etc, etc. There are a lot of reasons why nullsec alliances love jump bridges, thatÆs for sure.
Liar or just dumb?
Owned by his own quote. 
Edit: I approve of The Mittani's message for Dictator of the CSM team.
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iP0D
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:22:00 -
[43]
You're already secured of the chair 
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Largo Coronet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:24:00 -
[44]
My CEO. 
Just reading some of the other threads here, it's painfully obvious that highsec players are utterly clueless about what goes on in nullsec, and that ignorance has resulted in them making some seriously stupid requests.
A vote for Mittani and a vote for Vile Rat are a vote for intelligence. Worst pilot in Goonfleet.
There's a herd of killer rabbits coming this way, and we need your help! |

Fix Lag
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:30:00 -
[45]
Voter with 3 accounts checking in vOv
P.S. call out some idiot who's running on a BS platform and publicly humiliate him, please. kthanx.
Fix Lag! |

Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:35:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Fix Lag Voter with 3 accounts checking in vOv
P.S. call out some idiot who's running on a BS platform and publicly humiliate him, please. kthanx.
That literally happened just a few posts before yours.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Kepakh
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:39:00 -
[47]
Originally by: The Mittani
What I Can Offer You:
The raw, ugly truth. No pretty illusions. No false promises.
Oh dear...
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Facepalm
Amarr Battlestars Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:43:00 -
[48]
You have my sword. ------------
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Fix Lag
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:43:00 -
[49]
What, you think I read threads before I post in them?
Fix Lag! |

SmashTech
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:44:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Facepalm You have my sword.
And my axe!
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Forever A Clone
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:53:00 -
[51]
The idea that anyone in eve (bar goons) would trust someone who lauds himself as a liar in every aspect of his life is laughable.
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 20:59:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Forever A Clone The idea that anyone in eve (bar goons) would trust someone who lauds himself as a liar in every aspect of his life is laughable.
Please tell me more.
I do not understand.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 21:29:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Forever A Clone The idea that anyone in eve (bar goons) would trust someone who lauds himself as a liar in every aspect of his life is laughable.
The idea that anyone in eve (bar goons, or other groups of people who come here from some other community) would trust anyone else in eve is laughable.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Swynet
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Posted - 2011.02.25 21:34:00 -
[54]
The only thing politicians and "good talkers" are good for is to get the best part of the cake everything else is a pure scam, they're wortheless.
But we must put some clowns over there to entretain us.  ________________________________________________
Originally by: Goose99 In EVE, PVE can happen anywhere, anytime. Whenever you undock, you subject yourself to involuntary PVE.
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Imigo Montoya
Hysterically Unforgiving Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.25 21:50:00 -
[55]
While there is one and a half years between the posts, I was quite amused at seeing a distinct switch in your stance on Sun Tzu and similar (theory of war) on Ten Ton Hammer.
In this post (about the Delve war) you say "Sun Tzu wasn't writing about a drug-addled Icelander's idea of an internet spaceship game", then later in this post (about the Cluster**** invasion of Fountain) you essentially embody the principles of Sun Tzu's philosophies.
Personally I agree with the latter stance, and also funnily enough agree with (most of) your stance here. CSM is about being the voice of the players. But this is already the mandate of the CSM as stated here: "The purpose of the CSM is to represent society interests to CCP"
I'm also standing for CSM on this basis, and having dev experience (outside of CCP) I will make the ideal player representative because I can speak the dev's language.
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Gehen Sealbreaker
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.25 21:50:00 -
[56]
Hello there :)
Although we have never met ingame, I had the pleasure of following a part of what you did. Your campaign message brings up the interesting question of the real power of the CSM, and what we can hope to do.
Let's be optimistic - we all know about the scandals, the resignations, some talented CSM 5 members not willing to continue... We can only go as far as CCP allows us to. But the recent improvements made to EVE, and the work of several Dev Teams makes me think that our voices can be heard. This is going in the right direction.
I'm looking forward to steer this boat in the good direction with you. --------------------------------------- Gehen Sealbreaker FCORD Scientific Advisor Candidate for CSM 6 ! |

Kesper North
Caldari Gentlemen of Means Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.02.25 21:55:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Roc Wieler As a CSM 6 candidate, I can only speak for myself.
I've promised nothing. I've worked with CCP before. I know what types of obstacles may exist to be overcome.
My platform has been of integrity, a commitment to maintain open communication between CCP, CSM and players, and make sure that at the very least, the concerns of New Eden are heard.
I'm not lying to you.
You're far too naive and earnest for the job. My money's on the lawyer-spymaster.
(I like your recipes though) -- Killed me? Read about it in my blog! Northern Lights: Solo PVP in EVE Online
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 22:06:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Imigo Montoya While there is one and a half years between the posts, I was quite amused at seeing a distinct switch in your stance on Sun Tzu and similar (theory of war) on Ten Ton Hammer.
In this post (about the Delve war) you say "Sun Tzu wasn't writing about a drug-addled Icelander's idea of an internet spaceship game", then later in this post (about the Cluster**** invasion of Fountain) you essentially embody the principles of Sun Tzu's philosophies.
"~sun tzu~ is a recurring injoke" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.25 22:09:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Forever A Clone The idea that anyone in eve (bar goons) would trust someone who lauds himself as a liar in every aspect of his life is laughable.
You're electing a political representative. If you send a saint to do a bastard's job, you're not going to get anything accomplished.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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iP0D
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Posted - 2011.02.25 23:14:00 -
[60]
Your sig is broken.
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Eternal Doctrine
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Posted - 2011.02.26 00:58:00 -
[61]
Ok, so how do we cast our vote? And if we have multiple accounts can we cast more than one vote?
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Profiteering
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Posted - 2011.02.26 04:48:00 -
[62]
Funny how many people dont realise that anyone can be lying, even this guy. Usually someone who says he isnt lying may well be lying to just get votes his way. 
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Bis Kate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 05:26:00 -
[63]
Mittani for president.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 05:36:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Profiteering Edited by: Profiteering on 26/02/2011 05:14:51 Edited by: Profiteering on 26/02/2011 05:14:33 Funny how many people dont realise that anyone can be lying, even this guy. Usually someone who says he isnt lying may well be lying to just get votes his way. Remember a lawyer is not a leader.
The man can snap his fingers and say "Hey guys, this thing over here sounds like it might be fun; go do it if you feel like it," and thereby consistently summon up a fleet of a thousand people eager to go die horribly. Show me another leader who can do that without a bunch of threats, vapid CALL TO ARMS!!!!! posts, and general freaking out about Internet space ships. For that matter, show me a leader who can do it with those things.
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky
54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry
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Posted - 2011.02.26 05:41:00 -
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The Mittani is a man of great wisdom and erudition. He has my vote, and should have yours as well.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 06:25:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Profiteering Edited by: Profiteering on 26/02/2011 05:14:51 Edited by: Profiteering on 26/02/2011 05:14:33 Funny how many people dont realise that anyone can be lying, even this guy. Usually someone who says he isnt lying may well be lying to just get votes his way. Remember a lawyer is not a leader.
what exactly is there for me to lie about? the CSM is fundamentally misrepresented by candidates, and you need someone who can forge it into a working bloc to try to actually achieve power, rather than being the whitewashing PR stunt that CCP presently has it
'oh look we listen to players we fly nine dudes to iceland a couple of times a year!!!'
if you think this is not the actual truth, you're sadly deluded. if you think someone promising to fix blasters in this forum can actually deliver on that - christ, i don't even know
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Chinwe Rhei
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.26 06:25:00 -
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So how are your personal views less important if the CSM is more like a feedback group CCP bounces ideas against than if you were bringing Assembly Hall ideas to the developers ?
Sounds like you just want to block them nerfing your logistics and limiting your ability to hold deserted space you never use or whatever "important issues" alliances are getting prissy about this time of the year, by presenting CCP with a false impression of player consensus.
I don't think a feedback group should present an unified front at all.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 06:32:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Chinwe Rhei
I don't think a feedback group should present an unified front at all.
Then you must be very pleased by all that the CSMs have accomplished thus far.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Chinwe Rhei
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.26 06:36:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Chinwe Rhei
I don't think a feedback group should present an unified front at all.
Then you must be very pleased by all that the CSMs have accomplished thus far.
Yes i am, considering CSMs have been elected with as little as 7% votes i'd be really worried if they had more influence. But last i heard they all thought removing Jump Bridges was a pretty sweet idea, that was a nice show of unity there! What are your personal feelings on the issue ?
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 06:58:00 -
[70]
removing jump bridges would be ******ed, but ccp is likely to make a move on the bridge issue before the csm election actually goes through, so i don't think it'll have any practical relevance for CSM6. which is a shame, since the last time they tried to make a major balance fix in nullsec they created the hilariously profitable but unbalanced and stupid tech bottleneck. welp!
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.02.26 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani removing jump bridges would be ******ed, but ccp is likely to make a move on the bridge issue before the csm election actually goes through, so i don't think it'll have any practical relevance for CSM6. which is a shame, since the last time they tried to make a major balance fix in nullsec they created the hilariously profitable but unbalanced and stupid tech bottleneck. welp!
You never had any issues about the tech bottleneck when you lived up north where they were at. Now that you are down south you are expressing that the situation is wrong.
Why the change of heart?
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obv iostraderalt
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Posted - 2011.02.26 07:04:00 -
[72]
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 07:09:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Marconus Orion
You never had any issues about the tech bottleneck when you lived up north where they were at. Now that you are down south you are expressing that the situation is wrong.
Why the change of heart?
You lie.
1. I live 'up north', in Deklein.
2. I called CCP Chronotis a dunderheaded idiot in a column before the changes to tech even went through.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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Ophelia Ursus
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Posted - 2011.02.26 07:12:00 -
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On your website, you make a big deal about the importance of getting the chairmanship. What, in your mind, is the role of the chair?
Originally by: Two Shots The man can snap his fingers and say "Hey guys, this thing over here sounds like it might be fun; go do it if you feel like it," and thereby consistently summon up a fleet of a thousand people eager to go die horribly. Show me another leader who can do that without a bunch of threats, vapid CALL TO ARMS!!!!! posts, and general freaking out about Internet space ships. For that matter, show me a leader who can do it with those things.
Darius could motivate goons to go do stuff. Darius was also a laughably ineffectual CSM delegate whose terms accomplished nothing of value for the playerbase or the overall state of the game (he got himself a job out of it, though; yay!). Why should anyone assume that an ability to motivate goons will translate to an ability to be a good CSM delegate? Signature removed. |

Doctor Ungabungas
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 07:13:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: The Mittani removing jump bridges would be ******ed, but ccp is likely to make a move on the bridge issue before the csm election actually goes through, so i don't think it'll have any practical relevance for CSM6. which is a shame, since the last time they tried to make a major balance fix in nullsec they created the hilariously profitable but unbalanced and stupid tech bottleneck. welp!
You never had any issues about the tech bottleneck when you lived up north where they were at. Now that you are down south you are expressing that the situation is wrong.
Why the change of heart?
-- Eve Online 2011.
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Spacepunk Aerowolf
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.02.26 07:41:00 -
[76]
Your platform is fine, but why does the king of the goons need my vote to get elected? Aren't there other candidates that could be valuable to your magical coalition of reason that need my votes more than you?
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Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.02.26 08:06:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani The Foreverwar might be cooling off, but the war against drooling hisec missionrunners, lowsec k/d pirates, and 'elite pvp' nullsec nonsovholders is only beginning; it is CSM time, and the current crop of idiots is looking to ruin everything we know about sovereign space despite having never lived there themselves.We are now uniting with our allies (and even our nominal foes) to ensure that the Nullsec Bloc seizes control over the CSM, Jump Bridges aren't removed from the game, and that CCP is forced to get a clue.
Did you write this?
Originally by: The Mittens In this election, there will be no 'democracy'. In the past, Goonswarm has held primaries and divided its electorate among competing candidates. This year, you have two candidates: Vile Rat and myself. Legion of Death will be putting forth Death, Krutoj, or both for the DRF bloc. The NC can't put up Vuk (he's moving to Slovenia and won't have time) but will presumably be able to put up Elvenlord or someone else who is 'sound'. TEST will be putting forward a candidate on their own, assuming the ravages of unchecked voting and freedom do not ruin their voting bloc. If IT still existed in any appreciable form, I'd have contacted them about having one of their guys stand; we're hoping that Awagon will put forth someone, either Herculetz or Manny.
So you are of the belief that all the seats of the CSM should be held by those that belong to 0.0 power block sov holders only? No one from high sec, no one from low sec and no non-sov holding entities who live out in 0.0?
Originally by: The Mittens ]It has been a year, because CCP increased the terms; we are now on the verge of another election cycle. In this past year, CCP claims they have begun to 'listen' to the CSM, and what a time to listen. Most major nullsec alliances gave up on the CSM ages ago, and this year-long term is full of nobodies and carebears. With the exception of Vuk Lau, I don't think any of these people have a single system of sovereignty.Yet this is the pack of drooling idiots who CCP is now 'seriously listening to' about what should be done to change our gameplay. These are the people - who have never dealt with a jump bridge in their life - discussing how removing jump bridges and trying to make nullsec logistics 'less fun' will simultaneously make the game more fun and fix lag at the same time. We can no longer ignore the CSM or the threat which its unchecked idiocy presents to every single player who lives in conquerable space.We cannot sit idly by and allow these wretched lowsec pirates and mission-hub *****s to try to pollute the minds of the developers - devs who, in case you have somehow forgotten, barely play this game and certainly don't do so in 0.0.
The idea of CCP removing jump bridges or nerfing them does not agree with you?
Also, you seem mad.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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Posted - 2011.02.26 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: James Tiberius Kirk on 26/02/2011 08:32:06 Are you willing to break NDA?
If not, how will you even be different from any other CSM member?
Your general attitude towards CSM is commendable, but do you even believe it yourself that you are able to deliver?
Are you willing to report your own members to stop botting if it comes to that?
Your alliance openly violates EULA, are you going to try and protect them when it is apparent that the discussion is going against your alliance agenda?
Are you planning to say anything that isn't a lie?
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 08:35:00 -
[79]
Originally by: James Tiberius Kirk Edited by: James Tiberius Kirk on 26/02/2011 08:32:06 Are you willing to break NDA?
If not, how will you even be different from any other CSM member?
Your general attitude towards CSM is commendable, but do you even believe it yourself that you are able to deliver?
Are you willing to report your own members to stop botting if it comes to that?
Your alliance openly violates EULA, are you going to try and protect them when it is apparent that the discussion is going against your alliance agenda?
Are you planning to say anything that isn't a lie?
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.26 08:35:00 -
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Mittens for God Emperor. ------------------------------------------------
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Meissa Anunthiel
Redshift Industrial Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2011.02.26 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
TheyÆre lying to you.
All the promises from the CSM candidates, all the æissuesÆ and æfeaturesÆ theyÆre going to address - itÆs all a pack of lies.
Welcome to the CSM candidacy Mittens, nice to see you finally throwing your hat in the ring.
However, don't put us all in the same basket. While many CSM members in the past have got in by making promises to the general public, that's not been the case for all of us. I would actually say that the most valuable members of the CSM over the past 4 terms I was a member of were the ones who didn't make promises of the kind you describe.
I just want to address this point.
Originally by: The Mittani
The CSM is a sounding board. CCP comes to the CSM and lays out their ideas about whatever theyÆre thinking up, and itÆs up to the the CSM to provide feedback while gagged under a nondisclosure agreement. <snip> I know this because my directors have been on the CSM since its inception, and weÆve watched with growing frustration as the CSM showed promise, then failed to accomplish anything relevant.
On one hand you say: "I'm not going to lie to you, I know how the CSM operates, we're a sounding board", on the other hand you say that process you want to be a part of failed to "accomplish anything relevant". Pick one :-)
Now, since you agree we are a sounding board, a feedback mechanism and a lobbyist group for things we'd like, you must know also that most of our accomplishments are not of the form "hey, we gave you this, on our own, because we said so", but rather a continuous collaboration with CCP where features we promoted made it in with CCP's design and our feedback on that design, or things that came from CCP but we had a significant impact in altering to make sure it suited our needs, desires, didn't upset things more than was needed, etc. (not always successfuly, but we can't force CCP into doing anything).
If you want other examples of things the CSM has been responsible for providing significant feedback on to the point the resulting things were better.
- Microtransactions (or lack thereof :p) - UI redesign (including but not limited to new contextual menus, assets search, contracts, eve mail, fitting savings) - Titan changes, Naglfar changes, fuel bays - Bettering the GM department (work in progress, but the progress exists and is relevant) - New Player Experience There's many many more things... But it's a collaborative process, not anything the CSM can point at and say we're solely responsible for. So don't bash us for that, you won't be able to do anything different.
That being said, welcome again, good luck with your campaign. For those who intend to vote for The Mittani, all I can say is that from the limited interactions I've had with him, he looks like a fairly clever guy and I'm curious as to what he could bring to the table... |

Killer Gandry
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.26 11:32:00 -
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Voting for Mittani would feel just as good for me as letting Istvaan invest my ISK for me.
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.02.26 13:00:00 -
[83]
Abstain...
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba I'm an Eve Online "celebrity" who thinks I should post in every thread even if it's a contentless one word post.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.02.26 14:12:00 -
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Originally by: EnderCapitalG
Originally by: Chribba I'm an Eve Online "celebrity" who thinks I should post in every thread even if it's a contentless one word post.
Word!
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Gehen Sealbreaker
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.26 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: EnderCapitalG
Originally by: Chribba I'm an Eve Online "celebrity" who thinks I should post in every thread even if it's a contentless one word post.
Word!
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Profiteering
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Posted - 2011.02.26 14:34:00 -
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Edited by: Profiteering on 26/02/2011 14:36:38 Mittani, Im just saying we dont know if your lying or not at all period. You may have things to lie about you that you didnt show in your post. The only reason your probably going to be a good leader is all those other goonswarm candidates will be elected at the most....You shouldnt call people deluded, you should convince them instead of calling them names, Good way to get another voter moron.
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 14:53:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Profiteering Edited by: Profiteering on 26/02/2011 14:36:38 Mittani, Im just saying we dont know if your lying or not at all period. You may have things to lie about you that you didnt show in your post. The only reason your probably going to be a good leader is all those other goonswarm candidates will be elected at the most....You shouldnt call people deluded, you should convince them instead of calling them names, Good way to get another voter moron.
He's not lying. It's not like getting on the CSM is going to ~magically~ allow him to tell CCP to do anything he wants, because we all know that the current CSM structure gets almost nothing proposed done. Ever.
It's just a group that CCP bounces ideas off of then says "Hey look, the guys you people elected agree with us!!! PRAISE THE CSM! PLAYER INTERACTION!!"
PS Get over yourself.
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Midi Messiah
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 17:02:00 -
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Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: The Mittani removing jump bridges would be ******ed, but ccp is likely to make a move on the bridge issue before the csm election actually goes through, so i don't think it'll have any practical relevance for CSM6. which is a shame, since the last time they tried to make a major balance fix in nullsec they created the hilariously profitable but unbalanced and stupid tech bottleneck. welp!
You never had any issues about the tech bottleneck when you lived up north where they were at. Now that you are down south you are expressing that the situation is wrong.
Why the change of heart?
One thing that I have learned from this thread is that drooling ******s are somehow capable of using mouse and a keyboard these days.
That's quite some progress, right there...
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: James Tiberius Kirk Edited by: James Tiberius Kirk on 26/02/2011 08:32:06 Are you willing to break NDA?
If not, how will you even be different from any other CSM member?
Your general attitude towards CSM is commendable, but do you even believe it yourself that you are able to deliver?
Are you willing to report your own members to stop botting if it comes to that?
Your alliance openly violates EULA, are you going to try and protect them when it is apparent that the discussion is going against your alliance agenda?
with the exception of the wife-beating question the rest of these were pretty reasonable.
1. of course i'm not willing to violate the nda.
2. i'm a mother****er.
3. i don't know if i'll be able to deliver. i do think i'll be able to do a better job than 'nice' csms, but that could just be my arrogance blinding me. still, i have a solid track record of forging coalitions and making enemies into friends to accomplish common goals. i'm also flat out more politically wise to the ways of human influence than most people angling for this spot.
4,5: this is a common and reasonable question. every alliance has EULA violators. it's not the job of an alliance leader to play space-cop when CCP clearly isn't enforcing ****-all on the botting front. EN24 has done a series of fascinating articles on botting and ccp's utter lack of response to it; on average they might only be banned for 1-3 days.
if you think it's the alliance leader's job to enforce the EULA, you're not going to vote for me. that's a silly position, though, if you consider it for a microsecond or two: hey look i climbed to the top of **** mountain, let's resolve ratting disputes all day! there's no point in being an unpaid CCP gm when CCP themselves don't enforce the things you're reporting on
as someone who enjoys small-gang pvp more than massive fleets (irony alert) i'd prefer if botting was pursued aggressively, as there's basically no solo pvp to be had since the natural solo prey - the idiot ratter - is now an automated auto-logging machine.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMittani @ Twitter
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RAW23
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Posted - 2011.02.26 18:07:00 -
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The Mittani's position as expressed in this thread is pretty badly flawed. He extrapolates from the fact that there is no well-defined method for the positive propagation of game design ideas from the CSM to CCP and concludes that anyone who lays out an agenda is a liar. Yet, at the same time he recognises that the CSM acts as a sounding board that gives feedback to CCP. Obviously, this feedback will be based on the preferences sketched by the agendas of each candidate so these lists of goals do, in fact, provide good sources of information for the voters to see what the candidates will work towards, whether through active propagation of ideas or in the more passive role of providing feedback. All that is needed to make the agendas correspond with reality is a slight change of emphasis (something along the lines of 'I will support general principles X, Y and Z and will definitely support changes a, b and c whilst I will not give positive feedback to ideas along the lines of d, e or f).
What does the Mittani offer in the place of an agenda that voters can support? He offers 'leadership' for the CSM. He does not say towards what ends. However, if his previous writings (e.g. his Ten Ton Hammer pieces) are anything to go by, it does not really matter towards what ends. He thinks that what is important is that people should be led and not that they should choose. He writes fulsome praise of the leadership style that restricts the choices of those being led because mere pawns cannot be expected to appreciate the vistas of freedom and will simply become confused and dazed if they are offered too many options. So, don't expect that the Mittani will act in what you think are your interests if you vote for him. Expect, rather, to be told what is in your interest, whether you like it or not. Remember also that this is someone who has spoken warmly of the pleasure to be had not just in beating people in the game but in driving them out of the game by ruining their gameplay experience. This is the person who wants to be your representative in helping to determine, whether directly or through providing feedback, what that experience will be.
Of course, many Goons will vote for the Mittani. He takes their votes for granted in the OP saying that a CSM place is simply his for the taking. To the Goons I say, what has become of you? Will you ever again be able to look your heritage in the face if you pass up this wonderful chance to troll your leader and puncture his ego by voting for someone else? There are other Goon candidates available to you, candidates who are not standing on the principle of divine right. If you want one of your own at the CSM table then vote for Kalrand and show yourselves capable of independence and not just slavish obedience to an arrogant master.
This Party Political Broadcast was paid for by MD Voices for Kalrand, a non-profit organisation.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: RAW23 So, don't expect that the Mittani will act in what you think are your interests if you vote for him. Expect, rather, to be told what is in your interest, whether you like it or not.
How exactly is this any different from any other candidate? Candidate X who wants to 'fix blasters' is going to support fixing blasters and shoot down other ideas as "wastes of time" if they are proposed, because people are petty. Candidate Y who wants to remove Level 4 missions from high-security space is going to similarly cut down other peoples' ideas and project his own as 'the best'. Candidate Z who wants to disperse 0.0 power blocs is going to oppose anything raised by the 0.0 power blocs in favor of his ideas. What you have said about The Mittaniùthat he is going to act in his perceived best interest at the potential expense of everyone else'sùis an accurate description of how most human beings on this planet act every day. What you seem to balk at is the fact that The Mittani openly admits to being a manipulative bastard who is willing to try to get his way once he is in a position to do so, rather than mouthing a bunch of empty platitudes about how he's not going to do that.
Everyone has an agenda. Most people try to hide it, or flower it up with nice words about the importance of the Every Man. If your problem with The Mittani is that he has an agenda, then don't vote for himùor for anyone else in the CSM race. If your problem with The Mittani is that he admits to having an agenda, then help yourself to a sobering dose of reality: everyone has an agenda The Mittani loves you, and has your best interests at heart.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 18:37:00 -
[93]
Edited by: The Mittani on 26/02/2011 18:38:16 Edited by: The Mittani on 26/02/2011 18:38:04 my agenda also involves relentlessly posting pictures of my puppy
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

RAW23
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Posted - 2011.02.26 19:00:00 -
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Edited by: RAW23 on 26/02/2011 19:00:33
Originally by: Two Shots Everyone has an agenda. Most people try to hide it, or flower it up with nice words about the importance of the Every Man. If your problem with The Mittani is that he has an agenda, then don't vote for himùor for anyone else in the CSM race. If your problem with The Mittani is that he admits to having an agenda, then help yourself to a sobering dose of reality: everyone has an agenda The Mittani loves you, and has your best interests at heart.
The agenda outlined here is simply to forge the CSM into an effective and unified advocacy group. What is not outlined is exactly what it will advocate for once it is an effective group. Creating something powerful simply for the sake of having something powerful with an ends-blind attitude is the kind of political position that makes me want to run a mile. Creating something powerful with specific objectives in mind is something I could get behind, on the other hand. Now, The Mittani has referred readers to his Ten Ton Hammer articles if they want to know his views, and by implication, the kinds of positions he would likely use the weapon he plans to forge in support of. But this is just hiding these views behind several hundred pages of text. Why not just summarise them here? What, exactly, is the agenda?
Edit - Cute puppy btw.
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 19:09:00 -
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Edited by: Kalrand on 26/02/2011 19:12:40
Originally by: RAW23 Edited by: RAW23 on 26/02/2011 19:00:33
Originally by: Two Shots Everyone has an agenda. Most people try to hide it, or flower it up with nice words about the importance of the Every Man. If your problem with The Mittani is that he has an agenda, then don't vote for himùor for anyone else in the CSM race. If your problem with The Mittani is that he admits to having an agenda, then help yourself to a sobering dose of reality: everyone has an agenda The Mittani loves you, and has your best interests at heart.
The agenda outlined here is simply to forge the CSM into an effective and unified advocacy group. What is not outlined is exactly what it will advocate for once it is an effective group. Creating something powerful simply for the sake of having something powerful with an ends-blind attitude is the kind of political position that makes me want to run a mile. Creating something powerful with specific objectives in mind is something I could get behind, on the other hand. Now, The Mittani has referred readers to his Ten Ton Hammer articles if they want to know his views, and by implication, the kinds of positions he would likely use the weapon he plans to forge in support of. But this is just hiding these views behind several hundred pages of text. Why not just summarise them here? What, exactly, is the agenda?
Edit - Cute puppy btw.
So what you're saying is he needs an audit?
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: RAW23
The agenda outlined here is simply to forge the CSM into an effective and unified advocacy group. What is not outlined is exactly what it will advocate for once it is an effective group. Creating something powerful simply for the sake of having something powerful with an ends-blind attitude is the kind of political position that makes me want to run a mile. Creating something powerful with specific objectives in mind is something I could get behind, on the other hand. Now, The Mittani has referred readers to his Ten Ton Hammer articles if they want to know his views, and by implication, the kinds of positions he would likely use the weapon he plans to forge in support of. But this is just hiding these views behind several hundred pages of text. Why not just summarise them here? What, exactly, is the agenda?
Edit - Cute puppy btw.
my views on the issues of the day aren't particularly unique to me, because i think there is a broad consensus about the problems of this deeply damaged game. one of the biggest issues, i think, is that the csm itself is weak and easily ignored, which is the primary thrust of my argument. before we can fix blasters or change assault frigates or whatever, you need a CSM with teeth.
the single most obvious issue is the feature backlog and the rush to implement shiny new toys when core segments of the game are half implemented or just outright broken. junior accountant role is still broken and it's been weeks since incursions was released. dominion is half-implemented, to everyone's suffering. the techenetium bottleneck was identified by Market Discussions weeks in advance and CCP made a ham-handed dys/prom nerf that ****ed everything up. all of this goes into the category of 'dumb ****'. the 18 months business and 'oh hey we only have 22 devs working on eve itself' dev blog were ****ing scandalous.
i'm anti-bot, yet i understand that the reason bots exist isn't so much rmt (because ccp cracks down on rmt very, very hard) but bad pve which amounts to little more than watching three grey bars turn red. in world of warcraft people bot because they want to rmt, but people actually play the pve because it's fun, not eye-stabbingly boring. ccp presently doesn't enforce anti-botting for **** (though they do anti-rmt) mainly because they realize their pve is godawful. i'd like to see the pve experience made much more fun, so people would actually play (and that thus i could gank an honest ratting raven, rather than have it auto-log when i enter local)
i think supercaps are overpowered (wow, wild and crazy statement) and i've felt that for years. i'd like to see more die. my personal view (which, i think, is irrelevant in the CSM process, and CCP might come up with a better idea) is that a supercap-only point would make these fights much bloodier. the fact that fighter-bombers can kill hics makes them not particularly threatening. the biggest cause of supercap death isn't being tackled in eve 2011, it's having the node die around you.
everyone says 'fix lag'. everyone. even ccp. find me a pro-lag candidate. vOv
anyway that's the poop.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.02.26 23:18:00 -
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Edited by: ImmaSplodeYou on 26/02/2011 23:18:19 I know mittens hates sycophancy so I should try to avoid being a sycophant so I can be sycophantic
Mittani you're a **** but I'm voting for you
How'd I do?
On a more serious note, This CSM campaign is more watertight than the others. The Mittani has been high up in Goonswarm for years and knows alot about running sections, and now all, of the alliance. He also has real world experience of an intellectually demanding job that requires knowing : How to Lie, How to talk, How to convince people his points by using evidence. He also has an adorable puppy, a house he bought WITH CASH, has retired young and so can devote much neckbeard time to Internet Spaceships, looks like 'Dane Cook with down's syndrome', and flies A SABRE. This man is clearly the man for you for the CSM chair.
He also LARPs and stuff
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.26 23:29:00 -
[98]
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou
On a more serious note, This CSM campaign is more watertight than the others. The Mittani has been high up in Goonswarm for years and knows alot about running sections, and now all, of the alliance. He also has real world experience of an intellectually demanding job that requires knowing : How to Lie, How to talk, How to convince people his points by using evidence. He also has an adorable puppy, a house he bought WITH CASH, has retired young and so can devote much neckbeard time to Internet Spaceships, looks like 'Dane Cook with down's syndrome', and flies A SABRE. This man is clearly the man for you for the CSM chair.
He also LARPs and stuff
He also makes good posts.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Gordon Froman
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Posted - 2011.02.26 23:32:00 -
[99]
You have my vote, can't be any worse than the previous CSMs.
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ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.02.26 23:37:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou
On a more serious note, This CSM campaign is more watertight than the others. The Mittani has been high up in Goonswarm for years and knows alot about running sections, and now all, of the alliance. He also has real world experience of an intellectually demanding job that requires knowing : How to Lie, How to talk, How to convince people his points by using evidence. He also has an adorable puppy, a house he bought WITH CASH, has retired young and so can devote much neckbeard time to Internet Spaceships, looks like 'Dane Cook with down's syndrome', and flies A SABRE. This man is clearly the man for you for the CSM chair.
He also LARPs and stuff
He also makes good posts.
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Boogaloo
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Posted - 2011.02.27 00:22:00 -
[101]
Wow, you must think the eve playerbase is thick as pigs**t not to notice that the NC have launched a massive campaign to take control of the CSM to influence GM decisions to meet your alliance's priorities.
Just a coincidence that Mittens happens to run at the same time as Goonswarm join the NC? How exactly are the majority of Eve players helped by having one single alliance controlling all of the CSM?
Depressing to see metagaming get this obvious. I'm sure you'll take the more gullible players along with you, as you have a significant player following, and you deserve some of that following. Sad to see Mittens cashing in on his role as a genuinely neutral commentator outside the establishment just to promote his alliance.
Shame on you Mittani.
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 00:26:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Boogaloo Wow, you must think the eve playerbase is thick as pigs**t not to notice that the NC have launched a massive campaign to take control of the CSM to influence GM decisions to meet your alliance's priorities.
Just a coincidence that Mittens happens to run at the same time as Goonswarm join the NC? How exactly are the majority of Eve players helped by having one single alliance controlling all of the CSM?
Depressing to see metagaming get this obvious. I'm sure you'll take the more gullible players along with you, as you have a significant player following, and you deserve some of that following. Sad to see Mittens cashing in on his role as a genuinely neutral commentator outside the establishment just to promote his alliance.
Shame on you Mittani.
Boogaloo more like BLOOBLOOBLOO
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Boogaloo
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Posted - 2011.02.27 00:35:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Boogaloo Wow, you must think the eve playerbase is thick as pigs**t not to notice that the NC have launched a massive campaign to take control of the CSM to influence GM decisions to meet your alliance's priorities.
Just a coincidence that Mittens happens to run at the same time as Goonswarm join the NC? How exactly are the majority of Eve players helped by having one single alliance controlling all of the CSM?
Depressing to see metagaming get this obvious. I'm sure you'll take the more gullible players along with you, as you have a significant player following, and you deserve some of that following. Sad to see Mittens cashing in on his role as a genuinely neutral commentator outside the establishment just to promote his alliance.
Shame on you Mittani.
Boogaloo more like BLOOBLOOBLOO
Ok I guess it's just a coincidence that about 15 members of the NC have all gunned for CSM roles at the same time. It would be great if we vote all of them in.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:18:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Boogaloo Wow, you must think the eve playerbase is thick as pigs**t not to notice that the NC have launched a massive campaign to take control of the CSM to influence GM decisions to meet your alliance's priorities.
Just a coincidence that Mittens happens to run at the same time as Goonswarm join the NC? How exactly are the majority of Eve players helped by having one single alliance controlling all of the CSM?
Depressing to see metagaming get this obvious. I'm sure you'll take the more gullible players along with you, as you have a significant player following, and you deserve some of that following. Sad to see Mittens cashing in on his role as a genuinely neutral commentator outside the establishment just to promote his alliance.
Shame on you Mittani.
you're dumb
the 'nc' has no unique political interests on the csm that would distinguish it from any sovholding alliance in nullsec, with the possible exception of technetium (which anyone with a brain acknowledges should be nerfed). if you want to be yammering about idiotic conspiracy theories, here's one i'll spell out for you:
put me, krutoj, vile rat, seleene and elise randolph (or prom, depending on who the pl bloc votes for): holy crap you have a bunch of old vets who know a thing or two about both eve and the completely idiotic things ccp has done over the past 5+ years as we're all ancient grizzled bittervets, you might actually see a united csm try to get some **** done
in the csm fight you can only vote /for/ a candidate, not against one (since it's not a run-off). it's a fair assessment that krutoj will take the DRF/Rus vote, Seleene will get awagon + nonaligned nullsec, Vile Rat and myself will get Cluster****/GSF votes, and Elise or Prom will get PL + Tri/ncdot/ev0ke/generic nonsov elite pvp. killer2 is the official NC candidate. meissa or trebor will get the hisec bears, possibly roc if his campaign takes off.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.02.27 01:40:00 -
[105]
Originally by: The Mittani you might actually see a united csm try to get some **** done
The current CSM seemed pretty damn united about the removal/nerf of jump bridges. Which shortly after was when you went into a rage and decided that it was time for all the seats to be taken over by sov holding power block members. I posted the quote above you sent out. Do you no longer stand by what you said?
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Valthalak
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Posted - 2011.02.27 06:55:00 -
[106]
Originally by: The Mittani
i'm anti-bot, yet i understand that the reason bots exist isn't so much rmt (because ccp cracks down on rmt very, very hard) but bad pve which amounts to little more than watching three grey bars turn red. in world of warcraft people bot because they want to rmt, but people actually play the pve because it's fun, not eye-stabbingly boring. ccp presently doesn't enforce anti-botting for **** (though they do anti-rmt) mainly because they realize their pve is godawful. i'd like to see the pve experience made much more fun, so people would actually play (and that thus i could gank an honest ratting raven, rather than have it auto-log when i enter local)
Okie... you said wow... lmao... anyways to prove your idea flawed here, WoW was build around PvE. EVE isn't. The whole idea of pve is to run around in your epic (Officer) gear, study encounters and execute them with precision. Yet we all know that an officer fit Nightmare is 75 billion isk. I mean ye sure, grind a dungeon with your corp for 6 months you might actually get it. but would a normal person who has invested 6 months gearing his nightmare even undock it from the station? You need a safe environment for the pve'ers, they're even worse then carebears.
Is this your vision of eve pve? lol
Dont get me wrong I too agree that pve in eve needs a boost, incursions and all is a good step forward but I would like to see encounters that require all sorts of combat tactics, not just tanks and logistics.
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Degrelle
Amarr Altus Provisio
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Posted - 2011.02.27 07:29:00 -
[107]
You get my vote sir
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Disgruntled Flying Monkey
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Posted - 2011.02.27 10:20:00 -
[108]
Remember guys NC want to control ALL CSM seats so they can prevent all forms of PvP from 0.0
I know the flying monkeys will blindly follow him, but do you really want 0.0 to have less PvP, do you want supercaps to be buffed, do you want NAPs to get bonuses, do you want bots to be allowed freely?
If you dont want these features (as Mittani calls it) to happen in 0.0 then dont vote for Mittani or any other NC insecure clown, they are on a mission to make 0.0 worse than it already is
A vote for NC is a vote for combat free 0.0
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clbo
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Posted - 2011.02.27 10:54:00 -
[109]
Edited by: clbo on 27/02/2011 10:58:32 Edited by: clbo on 27/02/2011 10:54:51 Will you not, not give me isk for my vote?
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Pherick Sjang
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 11:10:00 -
[110]
Edited by: Pherick Sjang on 27/02/2011 11:11:18 Removing jump bridges would be ****ing ******ed.
Hisec douchebags (particularly those who hate 0.0 dwellers) are ****ing ******ed.
People who believe Disgruntled Flying Monkey are ****ing ******ed.
Your puppy is not as cute as my puppies, but you still have my vote(s).
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clbo
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Posted - 2011.02.27 11:49:00 -
[111]
Edited by: clbo on 27/02/2011 11:49:46 Edited by: clbo on 27/02/2011 11:49:18
Originally by: Marconus Orion
The current CSM seemed pretty damn united about the removal/nerf of jump bridges. Which shortly after was when you went into a rage and decided that it was time for all the seats to be taken over by sov holding power block members. I posted the quote above you sent out. Do you no longer stand by what you said?
I also heard that throughout man's history, all military commanders have complained about the unfair advantage offered by defensive installations. I do hope that at least ccp will think this trough and offer the attacker an equal chance in this awesome internet spaceship game.
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iP0D
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Posted - 2011.02.27 12:11:00 -
[112]
That's a clever way of trying to establish a perception of a range of candidate names as being "evil block vote dudes so everybody don't vote for them pick a wannabee independant while mittens is safe with his effective block already in place" 
There's a fair few candidates with their own established groups, but not blocks. It's a bit silly to just throw in a few big names for the sake of the agenda of standing on a guaranteed Goon block with only the risk of possible competitors - for effective leadership within the CSM following the elections - present because of a variety of candidates who have a quite professional grasp of how to work with CCP (in more ways than one) other than the angle of hurf blurf fist on table 
There are no conspiracies. The NC has a tradition of block voting, and it is part of all the choices people have in all of this. Sure it is a mindset topic, but that is normal, this is EVE. Krutoj getting a block vote remains to be seen, there's a fair few possible candidates starting to have their coming out. It seems Sokrates is gunning for the Tri/ADD votes once again, and little Seleene (who could very well be an impressively professional CSM member given his insights beyond the party line) doesn't have a block. Down in the south they don't really have a tradition of block votes beyond some experimentation with it.
Less posing man, and stop worrying, you already have the chair in the pocket. There's no need even for posing other niche Goon candidates to overshadow "independant" candidates on a per topic or "catch the mindset" basis even 
Honest question though. It's been clear how CCP react badly to the hurf blurf fist on the table approach in previous CSM's, your entire presentation seems to come down to that. I could be wrong obviously, it could just be the :lolelections: part o it, I hope so. Unless you'd be banking on social engineering lines it just never gives any results for EVE as a whole, only for own interests and you don't strike me as just going out there to preserve your state of the union. So, how exactly are you going to approach CCP when it is time to sit down at the table, where there is a very good part of CCP who is willing to listen if the work is done .. but also a very bad part of CCP which just wants to do new shiny stuff and gets butthurt when a CSM does not agree with something being :awesome:. to the point of literally turning their backs on the CSM, isolating them, slapping NDA on things while at the same time taking everything to the media. I am sure you understand the challenge, but do you have the methods for it. I'm not asking for some overview of background But for how you are really going to approach matters.
Originally by: The Mittani
in the csm fight you can only vote /for/ a candidate, not against one (since it's not a run-off). it's a fair assessment that krutoj will take the DRF/Rus vote, Seleene will get awagon + nonaligned nullsec, Vile Rat and myself will get Cluster****/GSF votes, and Elise or Prom will get PL + Tri/ncdot/ev0ke/generic nonsov elite pvp. killer2 is the official NC candidate. meissa or trebor will get the hisec bears, possibly roc if his campaign takes off.
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Scanner717
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Posted - 2011.02.27 12:23:00 -
[113]
I support not only the removal of Jump Bridges but I will go you one farther and ask that POS's have their reinforce timer shorted to 2 hour maximum. Because this crap with infinite isk streaming out of a dead weight brainless structures is killing any hope of warfare by attrition. Botting is a no brainer, KILL IT. I refuse to believe that none of the technology used by other MMO's to track and prevent alterations to game client cannot be used in eve. Mittani is not interested in changing a thing, even though a causal observer can look at the server killing Supercap fights and the real world problems associated with alarm clock ops, people told to skip work and school to be present to shoot pixels is obscene, and run screaming. voting for carebears, and by that I mean people casual minded is absolutely a better choice because hardcores :read mittani: want the bar of entry to match their current play schedule and have all else treading water. This simply put is why no Sov holding allaince can hold anything without forming a multi alliance power bloc. Look out at the map how much has actually changed hands in a years time, and how did it really change, was it by actual war or did most of the sov change hands because the sitting defender splintered? Has eve gotten more interesting or has null cooled to the most stable state it has ever been.
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Disgruntled Flying Monkey
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Posted - 2011.02.27 12:37:00 -
[114]
This thread and Mittani's emotional instability has made me change my view on CCP, I for one am glad they dont listen to the CSM and hope they never decide to.
0.0 is flooded with NAPs and Bots, however rather than focusing on these issues what do we see? NC team up to make 0.0 safer and worse than it is.
I think CCP should just put 0.0 on a total different server and have the bi-polarity no longer affect the people who actually want to play a game and not run a business.
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 12:48:00 -
[115]
Originally by: iP0D That's a clever way of trying to establish a perception of a range of candidate names as being "evil block vote dudes so everybody don't vote for them pick a wannabee independant while mittens is safe with his effective block already in place" 
<snip>
There's no need even for posing other niche Goon candidates to overshadow "independant" candidates on a per topic or "catch the mindset" basis even 
Look ****bag, some of us aren't allowed to talk about our CSM candidacy on our own alliance forums because Dear Leader decided he wanted to meta game a bit higher up the ladder than he had been able to before.
Helen and Avalloc have both been on the CSM before. I'm a genuine candidate, but I really don't see how I can prove that to you unless you look at my quite extensive, usually constructive posting history over in Market Discussions. Twig Andberries is probably trolling you.
The reason you're seeing so many goon candidates this year, and never before is that it was customary that there was an internal primary. Mittani canceled that, and so anyone who was seriously thinking about running went "well, **** THAT GUY" and is going at it alone.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.02.27 12:59:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey Mittani's emotional instability
Prove it.
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Disgruntled Flying Monkey
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Posted - 2011.02.27 13:00:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Kalrand
The reason you're seeing so many goon candidates this year, and never before is that it was customary that there was an internal primary. Mittani canceled that, and so anyone who was seriously thinking about running went "well, **** THAT GUY" and is going at it alone.
Mittani knows (even though this is common sense) that people will vote for the leader anyway so no one really cares who is running as long as they have alot of sheeps to follow.
Most people see the corp / alliance ticker and vote for them, if you even knew what CSM past or present suggested maybe you would not vote.
Like Vuk Lau who wanted to end number warfare, end power napping, allow smaller alliances to defend for themselves without having a **** load of blues.
No one even reads what NC CSM candidates even propose, its "oh that guy is NC, lets vote for him".
But like I said im glad CCP dont even listen to CSM otherwise 0.0 would be worse than it is, afterall it was CCP who suggested getting rid of jump bridges NOT CSM ;) so if you think you can change it by controlling all the seats then you truly are kalmad
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 13:06:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey so if you think you can change it by controlling all the seats then you truly are kalmad
I think you missed my point if you think I'm part of any effort to control anything.
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Disgruntled Flying Monkey
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Posted - 2011.02.27 13:08:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey so if you think you can change it by controlling all the seats then you truly are kalmad
I think you missed my point if you think I'm part of any effort to control anything.
Obviously I wasnt talking about you 
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 13:19:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey so if you think you can change it by controlling all the seats then you truly are kalmad
I think you missed my point if you think I'm part of any effort to control anything.
Obviously I wasnt talking about you 
You're really bad at this.
Stop while you're behind.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.27 13:20:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey
Mittani knows (even though this is common sense) that people will vote for the leader anyway so no one really cares who is running as long as they have alot of sheeps to follow.
Yeah, that's why RZR's candidate last election cycle was easily elected and... wait....
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Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! |

Super Whopper
I can Has Cheeseburger
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Posted - 2011.02.27 16:24:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: The Mittani The Foreverwar might be cooling off, but the war against drooling hisec missionrunners, lowsec k/d pirates, and 'elite pvp' nullsec nonsovholders is only beginning; it is CSM time, and the current crop of idiots is looking to ruin everything we know about sovereign space despite having never lived there themselves.We are now uniting with our allies (and even our nominal foes) to ensure that the Nullsec Bloc seizes control over the CSM, Jump Bridges aren't removed from the game, and that CCP is forced to get a clue.
Did you write this?
Originally by: The Mittens In this election, there will be no 'democracy'. In the past, Goonswarm has held primaries and divided its electorate among competing candidates. This year, you have two candidates: Vile Rat and myself. Legion of Death will be putting forth Death, Krutoj, or both for the DRF bloc. The NC can't put up Vuk (he's moving to Slovenia and won't have time) but will presumably be able to put up Elvenlord or someone else who is 'sound'. TEST will be putting forward a candidate on their own, assuming the ravages of unchecked voting and freedom do not ruin their voting bloc. If IT still existed in any appreciable form, I'd have contacted them about having one of their guys stand; we're hoping that Awagon will put forth someone, either Herculetz or Manny.
So you are of the belief that all the seats of the CSM should be held by those that belong to 0.0 power block sov holders only? No one from high sec, no one from low sec and no non-sov holding entities who live out in 0.0?
Originally by: The Mittens ]It has been a year, because CCP increased the terms; we are now on the verge of another election cycle. In this past year, CCP claims they have begun to 'listen' to the CSM, and what a time to listen. Most major nullsec alliances gave up on the CSM ages ago, and this year-long term is full of nobodies and carebears. With the exception of Vuk Lau, I don't think any of these people have a single system of sovereignty.Yet this is the pack of drooling idiots who CCP is now 'seriously listening to' about what should be done to change our gameplay. These are the people - who have never dealt with a jump bridge in their life - discussing how removing jump bridges and trying to make nullsec logistics 'less fun' will simultaneously make the game more fun and fix lag at the same time. We can no longer ignore the CSM or the threat which its unchecked idiocy presents to every single player who lives in conquerable space.We cannot sit idly by and allow these wretched lowsec pirates and mission-hub *****s to try to pollute the minds of the developers - devs who, in case you have somehow forgotten, barely play this game and certainly don't do so in 0.0.
The idea of CCP removing jump bridges or nerfing them does not agree with you?
Also, you seem mad.
Mittani is mad, very mad. What do you expect of 13 year old girls?
This thread needs more lolGoons.
Mittani just wants a free trip to Iceland.
I just summed up Mittani's whole election manifesto.
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Pisander
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Posted - 2011.02.27 16:59:00 -
[123]
I'm going to call this campaign smoke being blown up the ass despite you saying it's not. And here's why. CCP created the CSM. The CSM serves CCP not the other way around. If you think you are going to go in there and start swinging proverbial fists and bring CCP to the table to listen to "us" and what "we" want then you're crazy. CCP brought the CSM in to this world it can take it out. And your attitude because you're some big powerful guy in a big alliance doesn't mean **** and could possibly cause CCP to just simply get rid of the CSM. I kind of get the feeling you're about to walk in to the mentally handicap room at a school and start swinging. That ain't gonna last too long, ya know? (No offense CCP just making a point).
Sure there's things that suck but at the end of the day it's a game we play and CCP owns. It's their game. I also believe that you realize that the CSM V has done some hard work and got a foot in the door to where CCP is more inclined to listen to the CSM bringing forth player concerns and issues and take more of what they say to heart. And because of the work by the CSM V you see an opportunity to go in their and ravage the little bit of soft underbelly that they (CSM V) got CCP to show, finally.
Finally I'd like to state that it is quite hypocritical to call anyone a hypocrite and liar when you are head of an alliance that allows lying and scamming. By your very existence as head of Goonswarm you too are a hypocrite and a liar because you allow it to be done by your members. "Recruitment scam by Goons" It's all over the forums. As leader it goes to your character as well. So don't call others hypocrites and liars. the buck stops at the top buddy.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 17:16:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Pisander
Finally I'd like to state that it is quite hypocritical to call anyone a hypocrite and liar when you are head of an alliance that allows lying and scamming. By your very existence as head of Goonswarm you too are a hypocrite and a liar because you allow it to be done by your members. "Recruitment scam by Goons" It's all over the forums. As leader it goes to your character as well. So don't call others hypocrites and liars. the buck stops at the top buddy.
If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to go to the forums before being scammed, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to go to eve-search or google before being scammed, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to do any kind of research about their prospective new alliance/corporation, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to read our alliance diplomat's in-game description, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to visit to our website, then perhaps they might have been better prepared.
EVE Search - Goonswarm Recruitment EVE Search - Goonwaffe Recruitment EVE Online - Goonswarm Federation EVE Online - Vile Rat Google - Goonswarm Recruitment Google - Goonwaffe Recruitment Goonfleet Wiki - Joining Goonswarm
All of the above links are publicly viewable by anyone who looks.
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ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.02.27 17:22:00 -
[125]
Edited by: ImmaSplodeYou on 27/02/2011 17:24:07 Oh god if you fall for the goon recruitment scam you really need to do diaf (in game) What is it, 2006?
Also the vile rat link doesn't show anything two shots but here's what his bio says for those of you who still don't get it
Originally by: Vile rat's Bio NO YOUR ****TY EMPIRE CORP THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST (IF ONLY YOU HAD A CHANCE) CAN'T JOIN OUR ALLIANCE.
ALSO YES, YOU WERE SCAMMED. NO YOU DIDNT PAY MONEY TO GET INTO OUR ALLIANCE YOU GAVE MONEY TO SOME DUDE WHO SAID HE WAS A DIRECTOR. YES WE ARE LAUGHING.
(10:01:37 AM) own-own-teredrum: vile your fail and your alliance will fall again, and we will be there for it bff
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Pisander
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Posted - 2011.02.27 17:29:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: Pisander
Finally I'd like to state that it is quite hypocritical to call anyone a hypocrite and liar when you are head of an alliance that allows lying and scamming. By your very existence as head of Goonswarm you too are a hypocrite and a liar because you allow it to be done by your members. "Recruitment scam by Goons" It's all over the forums. As leader it goes to your character as well. So don't call others hypocrites and liars. the buck stops at the top buddy.
If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to go to the forums before being scammed, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to go to eve-search or google before being scammed, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to do any kind of research about their prospective new alliance/corporation, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to read our alliance diplomat's in-game description, then perhaps they might have been better prepared. If only those people who decide it's a good idea to go to the forums and whine about being recruitment scammed had thought to visit to our website, then perhaps they might have been better prepared.
EVE Search - Goonswarm Recruitment EVE Search - Goonwaffe Recruitment EVE Online - Goonswarm Federation EVE Online - Vile Rat Google - Goonswarm Recruitment Google - Goonwaffe Recruitment Goonfleet Wiki - Joining Goonswarm
All of the above links are publicly viewable by anyone who looks.
Correct. My point was not that the scams aren't easily findable. And quite frankly I don't have a problem with it. People who get scammed deserve it. My point is your leader is calling CSM candidates liars and hypocrites which is hypocritical on his part because he heads an alliance that lies. Despite whether or not it is allowed or ones view on it, favorable on my part. It's a game. If someone is going to lie and scam and it's within the game EULA, which it is, it is still lying. And to head an organization that allows it (lying to scam) is hypocritical. Therefore there is no ground to stand on calling others liars and hypocrites. Therefore, for me , it null and voids any legitimacy to this campaign. That's what I'm saying Two.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.02.27 17:33:00 -
[127]
Edited by: Karadion on 27/02/2011 17:33:10
Originally by: Pisander Correct. My point was not that the scams aren't easily findable. And quite frankly I don't have a problem with it. People who get scammed deserve it. My point is your leader is calling CSM candidates liars and hypocrites which is hypocritical on his part because he heads an alliance that lies. Despite whether or not it is allowed or ones view on it, favorable on my part. It's a game. If someone is going to lie and scam and it's within the game EULA, which it is, it is still lying. And to head an organization that allows it (lying to scam) is hypocritical. Therefore there is no ground to stand on calling others liars and hypocrites. Therefore, for me , it null and voids any legitimacy to this campaign. That's what I'm saying Two.
He's caught onto us! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
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ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.02.27 17:37:00 -
[128]
Edited by: ImmaSplodeYou on 27/02/2011 17:38:04 The alliance itself is actually very open about not tolerating scamming by its directors, recruiters or ceos. You can't say the entire alliance are scammers because a few members decide to take some idiots for a ride to get carrier killmails and a few mil ISK. That's like saying I'm a murderer because someone was murdered by someone from my town
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 17:40:00 -
[129]
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou Edited by: ImmaSplodeYou on 27/02/2011 17:38:04 The alliance itself is actually very open about not tolerating scamming by its directors, recruiters or ceos. You can't say the entire alliance are scammers because a few members decide to take some idiots for a ride to get carrier killmails and a few mil ISK. That's like saying I'm a murderer because someone was murdered by someone from my town
Your town killed my family and raped my dog. 
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Alqualonde
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 18:24:00 -
[130]
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou Edited by: ImmaSplodeYou on 27/02/2011 17:38:04 The alliance itself is actually very open about not tolerating scamming by its directors, recruiters or ceos. You can't say the entire alliance are scammers because a few members decide to take some idiots for a ride to get carrier killmails and a few mil ISK. That's like saying I'm a murderer because someone was murdered by someone from my town
Or we could back up even further to the point where people can't differentiate between in-game and "real life".
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 19:55:00 -
[131]
Originally by: iP0D
Honest question though. It's been clear how CCP react badly to the hurf blurf fist on the table approach in previous CSM's, your entire presentation seems to come down to that. I could be wrong obviously, it could just be the :lolelections: part o it, I hope so. Unless you'd be banking on social engineering lines it just never gives any results for EVE as a whole, only for own interests and you don't strike me as just going out there to preserve your state of the union.
So, how exactly are you going to approach CCP when it is time to sit down at the table, where there is a very good part of CCP who is willing to listen if the work is done .. but also a very bad part of CCP which just wants to do new shiny stuff and gets butthurt when a CSM does not agree with something being :awesome:. to the point of literally turning their backs on the CSM, isolating them, slapping NDA on things while at the same time taking everything to the media. I am sure you understand the challenge, but do you have the methods for it. I'm not asking for some overview of background But for how you are really going to approach matters.
i'm going to collect intelligence, make some calls and probably wing it from there. how hostile ccp will be may depend on the composition of the CSM; the best approach may be a subtle one, outside the formal process rather than one that involves meeting minutes. it might be best done within a formal process but i doubt it. most legislation is theatre irl, with the real drama done in the back rooms before a vote.
one of the easiest fixes and one that seems extremely obvious to me is just to get the whole csm on skype/conference call during their biweekly meetings, they apparently do not do this at all and i suspect that's part of the reason why they had rings run around them. i've been talking to mynxee to get a brain-dump from her about her views on the problems
the biggest issue that i can see - and this is a theory, we're at the spitball stage here - is that the issues we see in terms of unbalanced, half-finished game combined with schizophrenic shiny feature-chasing is not the disease itself, but the symptom of an archaic corporate culture, and organization problem within ccp itself where best practices don't exist/aren't communicated. if this is the case past csms have been playing whack-a-mole at the symptoms, which new idiocies are spawned every day by the structural problems. dunno if this is real though, just a hunch (my hunches are p. good)
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 20:00:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Pisander I'm going to call this campaign smoke being blown up the ass despite you saying it's not. And here's why. CCP created the CSM. The CSM serves CCP not the other way around. If you think you are going to go in there and start swinging proverbial fists and bring CCP to the table to listen to "us" and what "we" want then you're crazy. CCP brought the CSM in to this world it can take it out. And your attitude because you're some big powerful guy in a big alliance doesn't mean **** and could possibly cause CCP to just simply get rid of the CSM. I kind of get the feeling you're about to walk in to the mentally handicap room at a school and start swinging. That ain't gonna last too long, ya know? (No offense CCP just making a point).
Sure there's things that suck but at the end of the day it's a game we play and CCP owns. It's their game. I also believe that you realize that the CSM V has done some hard work and got a foot in the door to where CCP is more inclined to listen to the CSM bringing forth player concerns and issues and take more of what they say to heart. And because of the work by the CSM V you see an opportunity to go in their and ravage the little bit of soft underbelly that they (CSM V) got CCP to show, finally.
Finally I'd like to state that it is quite hypocritical to call anyone a hypocrite and liar when you are head of an alliance that allows lying and scamming. By your very existence as head of Goonswarm you too are a hypocrite and a liar because you allow it to be done by your members. "Recruitment scam by Goons" It's all over the forums. As leader it goes to your character as well. So don't call others hypocrites and liars. the buck stops at the top buddy.
this is an awesome post because this dude completely lost his ****
1. i'm conniving. i'm not going to bang my fist on the table. like i said in the previous post, i'll do what it takes to forge an effective advocacy group. that probably involves a lot of work on the down low.
you blurt out a bunch of dumb **** about how the ~straw mitten~ who lives in your brain will behave, but it's obvious that you know nothing about me or how i work; anyone who's played this game for more than a year knows that i never choose the direct or obvious route.
2. you're mad about scamming in eve online, you should probably play a different game
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 20:02:00 -
[133]
in other 'mittani is a liar' news, i used a zizek quote in our alliance description even though i can't stand zizek or lacan
booyah
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

Zelda Wei
Caldari New Horizon Trade Exchange
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Posted - 2011.02.27 20:03:00 -
[134]
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4C 4F 5645
Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.02.27 20:34:00 -
[135]
Do you guys even realise that the main issues CSM6 will be called to give feedback on are going to be a possible Incursion iteration followed by Captain's Quarters and Incarna iterations thereafter. Anything major sov-related is probably at least a year away if then. As far as i can tell your only expertise in those areas is pretending they don't exist.
Your posturing about what you're going to do about sovereignty to your own voting block is no different then the people who say they're going to fix faction warfare or blasters or whatever.
I know it's pointless to try to reason with you people on this particular subject but sov warfare is not the core gameplay of EvE. It's all expansion content and mostly expansion content that is old and in the past and not really a priority right now as far as CCP is concerned.
Also "chasing shiny things" is what took CCP out of the disaster that was EvE's launch and gave them the constant slow growth no other MMO on the market has ever managed. They're not going to go into maintenance mode and lose that edge so that their population can slowly start to die off just because of a few bitter vets.
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Alqualonde
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 20:44:00 -
[136]
Originally by: 4C 4F 5645
Your posturing about what you're going to do about sovereignty to your own voting block is no different then the people who say they're going to fix faction warfare or blasters or whatever.
I don't really see anyone posturing about fixing it so much as posturing about knowing a single goddamn thing about it.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 20:59:00 -
[137]
that guy thinks that ccp follows a structured development process and doesn't just randomly brainstorm ideas (many of which are bad) outside of their scheduled releases
heh
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.27 21:22:00 -
[138]
I, for one, think that CCP should remove jump bridges and remove local (or even delay it).
This will make 0.0 a completely tedious place to live and everyone and their brother will have a bot out there, because **** actually living there.
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SirMille
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Posted - 2011.02.28 01:27:00 -
[139]
I support this product and/or service.
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Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.02.28 04:23:00 -
[140]
Originally by: EnderCapitalG I, for one, think that CCP should remove jump bridges and remove local (or even delay it).
This will make 0.0 require effort to live there and everyone and their brother will have fun killing bots who don't know who is in system out there.
FYP
It is amusing to see you pull the "This will cause more bots!" card if local and jump bridges are removed.
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 05:01:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Marconus Orion Edited by: Marconus Orion on 28/02/2011 04:36:17
Originally by: EnderCapitalG I, for one, think that CCP should remove jump bridges and remove local (or even delay it).
This will make 0.0 require effort to live there and everyone and their brother will have fun killing bots who don't know who is in system out there.
FYP
It is amusing to see you pull the "This will cause more bots!" card if local and jump bridges are removed.
EDIT: You also just proved the point of how lazy people would move out of 0.0 if logistic, power projection and the instant Intel from local were nerfed. It would be too hard for you and you are unwilling to adapt.
But this all does come down to opinion on what 0.0 should be. Everyone thinks their version is the right one. The more we debate, the more everyone becomes entrenched into their opinion and the sounds of the opposing become more and more quiet in your mind.
I wasn't being sarcastic.
Please. Nerf. Jump. Bridges.
Local, too. Why? It'll give me a reason to finally quit this game as I laugh at those who want to live in the wasteland of 0.0
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Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.02.28 05:11:00 -
[142]
Originally by: EnderCapitalG I wasn't being sarcastic.
Please. Nerf. Jump. Bridges.
Local, too. Why? It'll give me a reason to finally quit this game as I laugh at those who want to live in the wasteland of 0.0
Can I have your stuff?
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Lorna Sicling
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Posted - 2011.02.28 11:24:00 -
[143]
I missed the last CSM election forum "debates" - was this what it was like last year?
On a serious note, this all seems to be reflecting real life politics very well. Sort of like the independent candidates trying to be positive, the larger party candidates sometimes engaging in more aggressive heckling of other candidates etc.
Basically, from what I can see, I think the poster above is right in that CCP will be heavily focussed on ensuring Incursions and Incarna work as well as possible.
The really tought job for the CSM, whoever is elected, will be to help CCP shape that future from the position that they are (which I agree with Mittani is not from a group of work experience devs they meet every so often). Also, it will be to help CCP refine how they communicate with their players.
Although I have some reservations about the style of campaign that you're running (whether it is you directly or friends/associates on your behalf or at your request or neither), you are quite true that improved communication between the CSM itself, and also CSM to CCP is vital.
Have you any plans for involving the rank and file player base more in things - crowd sourcing more frequently etc?
The British government has a website where anybody can raise a petition and others can vote on it - I know that there's already mechanisms to do similar, but do/would you support this - would you expand this idea, or have you other ideas?
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Killer Gandry
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.02.28 11:39:00 -
[144]
Voting for The Mittani is the only assured way to get a sound effect which befits it totally.
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Van Zarr
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.28 12:10:00 -
[145]
You're efficient. You have my vote.
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Alqualonde
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 17:00:00 -
[146]
I find the polarization here pretty funny. In the time I've been in GoonSwarm, Mittani has un-ironically been an extremely effective and charismatic leader.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 17:03:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Lorna Sicling
Although I have some reservations about the style of campaign that you're running (whether it is you directly or friends/associates on your behalf or at your request or neither), you are quite true that improved communication between the CSM itself, and also CSM to CCP is vital.
Have you any plans for involving the rank and file player base more in things - crowd sourcing more frequently etc?
The British government has a website where anybody can raise a petition and others can vote on it - I know that there's already mechanisms to do similar, but do/would you support this - would you expand this idea, or have you other ideas?
my campaign style essentially has to be brutal and honest, because i'm not exactly known for hugs, flowers and kisses. i've been pleased to see that the csm6 'platforms' are adjusting to react to my arguments, and that there is less of a culture of 'i'll fix blasters no really' than before; at this point you could probably replace "They're Lying To You" with "Most of them are lying, or just shamefully ignorant."
the csm process already has a fairly serious mechanic for involving the playerbase with the assembly hall proposal system; each meeting, every csm can bring to the table a number of proposals from the playerbase for a vote. however this presents a mechanical problem; the csm has now upvoted almost every popular proposal from the playerbase, which have all promptly disappeared into the backlog
the issue the csm faces isn't so much passing and upvoting proposals, but finding leverage and power to attempt to cajole ccp into actually implementing all the good, csm-approved ideas that have come up over the years that are languishing in development hell. this is a subtle point (well, it's not really, but it's election time and people are dumb) that is missed by a lot of the single-issue voters; pretty much every reasonable proposal out there has already been taken up by the csms and moved on to ccp.
this presents a difficult situation where csm6 may wish to pick four or five already-approved player initiatives and use them as a fulcrum (or at least try to) so that ccp isn't inundated with 100 new proposals, all of which can be dismissed. if the csm rallies behind 3-5 issues and makes their intentions known to the playerbase, it might make for more effective negotiations with ccp.
we'll see though, the exact methods will probably depend on the personalities of the ccp interlocutors. how you approach someone as rationalistic as torfi is very different from how you'd discuss something with ccp sreegs.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster: my ~fair and balanced~ column TheMit |

Camios
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.28 17:51:00 -
[148]
Calling a game designer from CCP "an idiot" is pretty stupid.
CCP can listen to you or not, as they want. If you think that you will be able to force them to do what you think, you're just stupid, CCP will just silence you because they can. There is no battle to fight against CCP, and if there were one you can't win it.
Putting it in another way: CSM5 achieved so much because they worked a lot to get trusted by CCP, and cooperate with them. You are just promising to screw it up, what a genius.
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.02.28 17:54:00 -
[149]
I like your style very much, but I'm yet to be convinced about your substance. Can you offer any promises that you are going to be a genuine voice for "the players" in general, as opposed to just Goonswarm/NC/0.0 (delete as appropriate) specifically?
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.02.28 17:56:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Camios
Calling a game designer from CCP "an idiot" is pretty stupid.
CCP can listen to you or not, as they want. If you think that you will be able to force them to do what you think, you're just stupid, CCP will just silence you because they can. There is no battle to fight against CCP, and if there were one you can't win it.
Putting it in another way: CSM5 achieved so much because they worked a lot to get trusted by CCP, and cooperate with them. You are just promising to screw it up, what a genius.
I searched for the quote "an idiot" and failed to find any. Did you just make that up by yourself?
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Camios
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.28 18:12:00 -
[151]
Originally by: Karadion
Originally by: Camios
Calling a game designer from CCP "an idiot" is pretty stupid.
CCP can listen to you or not, as they want. If you think that you will be able to force them to do what you think, you're just stupid, CCP will just silence you because they can. There is no battle to fight against CCP, and if there were one you can't win it.
Putting it in another way: CSM5 achieved so much because they worked a lot to get trusted by CCP, and cooperate with them. You are just promising to screw it up, what a genius.
I searched for the quote "an idiot" and failed to find any. Did you just make that up by yourself?
Here, and the linked article is full of venom and madness. You can't really think CCP is going to work with one that does so much against them.
CSM will never have control over CCP, period. Mittani wants to go to Iceland to fight CCP, that's just a silly thing to do. You hate too much, dude.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.02.28 18:24:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Camios
Originally by: Karadion
Originally by: Camios
Calling a game designer from CCP "an idiot" is pretty stupid.
CCP can listen to you or not, as they want. If you think that you will be able to force them to do what you think, you're just stupid, CCP will just silence you because they can. There is no battle to fight against CCP, and if there were one you can't win it.
Putting it in another way: CSM5 achieved so much because they worked a lot to get trusted by CCP, and cooperate with them. You are just promising to screw it up, what a genius.
I searched for the quote "an idiot" and failed to find any. Did you just make that up by yourself?
Here, and the linked article is full of venom and madness. You can't really think CCP is going to work with one that does so much against them.
CSM will never have control over CCP, period. Mittani wants to go to Iceland to fight CCP, that's just a silly thing to do. You hate too much, dude.
Venom and madness? Want to fight CCP? Please, you're projecting.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 18:25:00 -
[153]
How can you accuse Mittens of being hateful? Have you not seen his puppy?
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Disgruntled Flying Monkey
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.02.28 19:40:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Two Shots How can you accuse Mittens of being hateful? Have you not seen his puppy?
No, please link a pic of DBRB
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Annette Jars
Caldari Extortion Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.02.28 19:41:00 -
[155]
The Mittani thinks he's good at managing people.
But let's face it. Running Goons isn't about leadership but more about being a Kindergarden Nanny.
Throwing a hissyfit and tantrum wont work with Devs and reading his garbage I see that's the only tactic he will be using. Voting for a Goon, any Goon is something only the mentally challenged will do.
Ergo other Goons.
Start pushing. I am comming.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:00:00 -
[156]
You do realize that someone who throws 'hissy fits' would be irreverently mocked by goons, and that as a result that can't possibly describe The Mittani. Right? Or do you have no idea who goons are, outside of "some mean guys who scam people," in EVE Online, the popular Internet space ship game?
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Disgruntled Flying Monkey
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:04:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Annette Jars The Mittani thinks he's good at managing people.
But let's face it. Running Goons isn't about leadership but more about being a Kindergarden Nanny.
Throwing a hissyfit and tantrum wont work with Devs and reading his garbage I see that's the only tactic he will be using. Voting for a Goon, any Goon is something only the mentally challenged will do.
Ergo other Goons.
Nicely said, although Mittani never did lead Goons, until he got fired from his job which was only recently, all the work put into making Goons something was done years ago when Mittani had little input, ofc after years of brown nosing and previous directors getting sick of him he decided to take charge become a renter in the north and now believes he achieved something from becoming a renter.
InB4 someone says æUnironicÆ hohoho >.>
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:15:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Camios
Here, and the linked article is full of venom and madness. You can't really think CCP is going to work with one that does so much against them.
CSM will never have control over CCP, period. Mittani wants to go to Iceland to fight CCP, that's just a silly thing to do. You hate too much, dude.
i've met chronotis. he did a ******ed thing with the tech bottleneck; it is the case. he's a nice enough guy, but the implementation of the dys/prom tweak was shortsighted, unless you're part of the tribal liberation force.
csming isn't a job for a sycophant, sorry kiddo
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:24:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Annette Jars The Mittani thinks he's good at managing people.
But let's face it. Running Goons isn't about leadership but more about being a Kindergarden Nanny.
Throwing a hissyfit and tantrum wont work with Devs and reading his garbage I see that's the only tactic he will be using. Voting for a Goon, any Goon is something only the mentally challenged will do.
Ergo other Goons.
i run one of the meanest and most politically effective powerblocs in the game, but you wouldn't know that because you probably have no clue what it's like to be outside of the roleplaying forums:
Originally by: Annette Jars I have seen many drives of capsuleers. Their daily struggle for some form of respect.
Respect from the Corporation they are part of. Respect from the Alliance they are part of. Respect from the Corporation or Empire they work for.
Yet the respect they are longing for isn't more than a mere smokescreen.
I for one hold no allegiance towards an Empire, corporation or socidty. My sole concept is comprissed around the never ending value of Isk.
You pilots, corporations and Alliances have the Isk I crave. Since you will not be parting with that Isk voluntarely I will come and get me what is mine. I will come to your systems, I will disrupt your normal routine of making money. I will be the annoying bug in your pelt which you can't get rid of, no matter how hard you try to scratch.
The only way to get me to move will be a medicine called ISK. The more I get the more you might get a say in where I head next.
Don't try to reason with me. I don't care for reason. Don't try to expect mercy. Mercy is for the weak. Don't try to sway me into your cause. We don't share a cause.
So be prepared you ancient behemoths. Extortion Incorporated will be dropping bombs near you soon. And if you really make me mad I might get some friends to drop by.
the hilarious bit is that, for all your words about how smart and cunning and ~dangerous~ you are, you're not on a single killmail anywhere.
anyway, as far as management goes, the entire cluster**** is well aware of my capabilities, as is everyone who used to be in IT.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:35:00 -
[160]
holy god pause the thread everyone go look at this at first i was just 'who is this toolshed' and it opened up a yawning gulf of ever-increasing idiocy
there's poetry in there
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

Captain'o'Captain
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:37:00 -
[161]
Originally by: The Mittani
i run one of the meanest and most politically effective powerblocs in the game
I hardly think a drake army fleet qualifies for "powerbloc" considering all it had to prove itself was an already failing alliance, which was blobed out every single time.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Captain'o'Captain
I hardly think a drake army fleet qualifies for "powerbloc" considering all it had to prove itself was an already failing alliance, which was blobed out every single time.
1/10, you didn't even get the fleet doctrine right
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Captain'o'Captain
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Posted - 2011.02.28 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Captain'o'Captain
I hardly think a drake army fleet qualifies for "powerbloc" considering all it had to prove itself was an already failing alliance, which was blobed out every single time.
1/10, you didn't even get the fleet doctrine right
umm maybe not and I rly CBA to go through the KB's right now, however the second part is true and you can pretty much ask any IT member, the alliance was long dead before your coalition even invaded, and some1 even told me that the only reason they fought you for the 3 odd months was to get their supers in delve build, after that happend x13 and finfleet and dice packed their bags and left. I'm sure a "spy master" like yourself would know that...
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Captain'o'Captain
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Captain'o'Captain
I hardly think a drake army fleet qualifies for "powerbloc" considering all it had to prove itself was an already failing alliance, which was blobed out every single time.
1/10, you didn't even get the fleet doctrine right
umm maybe not and I rly CBA to go through the KB's right now, however the second part is true and you can pretty much ask any IT member, the alliance was long dead before your coalition even invaded, and some1 even told me that the only reason they fought you for the 3 odd months was to get their supers in delve build, after that happend x13 and finfleet and dice packed their bags and left. I'm sure a "spy master" like yourself would know that...
It was all over the news and forums that Maelstroms were the flavor of the month. How did you miss that?
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Boogaloo
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Posted - 2011.02.28 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani krutoj will take the DRF/Rus vote, Seleene will get awagon + nonaligned nullsec, Vile Rat and myself will get Cluster****/GSF votes, and Elise or Prom will get PL + Tri/ncdot/ev0ke/generic nonsov elite pvp. killer2 is the official NC candidate. meissa or trebor will get the hisec bears, possibly roc if his campaign takes off.
Sounds like you and your jerrymandering cronies have got this whole thing stitched up.
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Annette Jars
Caldari Extortion Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.02.28 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani i run one of the meanest and most politically effective powerblocs in the game, but you wouldn't know that because you probably have no clue what it's like to be outside of the roleplaying forums:
Sadly enough you actually think Goons matter. And even worse if you think Goons are known for being mean and political effective. The only thing Goons excelled at is being utter ******s who's only pleasure was and still is ruining the game for others. And getting alts into other alliances to then expose their forums etc isn't political, it's just another proof how pathetic people are who need to metagame to the extreme cause else they might actually have to play the game.
Originally by: The Mittani
the hilarious bit is that, for all your words about how smart and cunning and ~dangerous~ you are, you're not on a single killmail anywhere.
anyway, as far as management goes, the entire cluster**** is well aware of my capabilities, as is everyone who used to be in IT.
Sadly enough I am not allowed to post my personal opinions with my main due to some higher echelons are afraid you might throw one of your hissyfits.
Also, thinking killmails is the only part of playing EVE just proves once again your narrowmindedness.
And yes we are well aware of your capabilities and that's the main reason why people outside Goons should avoid even thinking of voting for you. Goons will vote for you, no worries. We all know Goons can't think out of the box, Proof enough with the flood of unimaginary copy paste job scams in Jita.
Start pushing. I am comming.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2011.02.28 22:01:00 -
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Hey there Mittins.
Thank you for reminding people of what the CSM really is and, just as importantly, what it isn't. The people who promise to fix everything and turn Eve into a paradise overnight are full of it and have no idea what they're really doing.
Quote: I believe that it is time to transform the CSM by electing a hardline player representative that will forge the CSM into a strong, united body that can fight for the playerbase and shield it from idiocy.
How exactly do you plan to do this? The CSM has zero power. CCP can abolish it on a whim. CCP doesn't answer to the CSM, it's the other way around.
Being manipulative is a wonderful skill to have, and I have zero doubt that you are highly skilled considering what you have accomplished in game, but I don't see any leverage here.
Your presence on the CSM with this kind of agenda - the promise to be a bastard - could do more harm than good and cause CCP to take the CSM even less seriously.
Unfortunately you sound a lot like the New York union lawyers I have worked with whose style is extremely confrontational. In the end, BOTH sides lose, and the only person who wins is the lawyer when he walks away with a gob of cash.
Having someone so iconic to Eve on the CSM is appealing. You're obviously very intelligent and capable with an excellent knowledge of the game of Eve, and the meta-game of Eve. But, with this kind of attitude I'm afraid of what the end result will be.
Originally by: Disgruntled Flying Monkey This thread and Mittani's emotional instability
ITT, people who cannot distinguish between an uncompromising self-admitted bastard (which I respect in many ways) and an insane psycho axe murderer who wears black and writes poetry about the deep, dark abyss of his soul. Monkey, please stop posting. Forever.
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General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.02.28 22:21:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 28/02/2011 22:22:36 Perhaps unexpectedly, I actually think that Mittens would be a very valuable asset to the CSM. He will undoubtedly be voted in, because of the sheer power of the block voting sytem he's employing.
My concern is more that whilst Mittens would be a valuable asset to a balanced and diverse CSM, Goonswarm and the NC have instead cooked up their little plot to fill the CSM with carbon copy clones of themselves for in game advantage, hence why I felt duty bound to stand.
Mittens? Yep, he'd be good. The whole cynical CSM takeover thing? Not chill.
Democracy in action - open vote to decide my CSM priorities
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Captain'o'Captain
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Posted - 2011.02.28 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: EnderCapitalG
It was all over the news and forums that Maelstroms were the flavor of the month. How did you miss that?
You're missing the point.
It took a combined Goonswarm and NC blob to take down BoB 2 years ago despite the alliance being disbanded the war still lasted for almost a year.
Now mitten's mighty "powerbloc" took somewhat 4 months to beat the same guys. I mean IT didn't even fight for delve. Now this is just my opinion, but it seems more like that mitten's coalition was kicking a dead dog, calling that a victory is just.. well... pathetic. He spoke of, I quote, "one of the meanest and most politically effective powerblocs", I ask on what bases is he making that claim.
Do we need a reminder of what happened to the original Goonswarm alliance? Admitted The Mittani didn't run that one, but he is a goon after all, cut from the same wood as all the other goons.
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Shoopa Whoopa
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Posted - 2011.02.28 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Captain'o'Captain Admitted The Mittani didn't run that one, but he is a goon after all, cut from the same wood as all the other goons.
Are you suggesting he can walk on water?
.. got my vote.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Quote: I believe that it is time to transform the CSM by electing a hardline player representative that will forge the CSM into a strong, united body that can fight for the playerbase and shield it from idiocy.
How exactly do you plan to do this? The CSM has zero power. CCP can abolish it on a whim. CCP doesn't answer to the CSM, it's the other way around.
Being manipulative is a wonderful skill to have, and I have zero doubt that you are highly skilled considering what you have accomplished in game, but I don't see any leverage here.
Your presence on the CSM with this kind of agenda - the promise to be a bastard - could do more harm than good and cause CCP to take the CSM even less seriously.
Unfortunately you sound a lot like the New York union lawyers I have worked with whose style is extremely confrontational. In the end, BOTH sides lose, and the only person who wins is the lawyer when he walks away with a gob of cash.
Having someone so iconic to Eve on the CSM is appealing. You're obviously very intelligent and capable with an excellent knowledge of the game of Eve, and the meta-game of Eve. But, with this kind of attitude I'm afraid of what the end result will be.
An excellent question, so good that I'll drop my no-caps tildeposting gimmick for a moment to answer it.
I don't think that table-pounding accomplishes anything; when I promise to be a bastard, that doesn't mean that I will abandon the subtlety and cunning with which I've murdered my way across EVE for so long with. I'm a student of influence; I've studied pretty much anything involving the topic, from the Cialdini books to behavioral economics. I do intend to be a zealous advocate and attempt to grow the power of the CSM, but that doesn't mean throwing tantrums or behaving in an unsubtle or counterproductive way. All the same, I've made my intentions and ultimate goals clear - to be a hardline player advocate and quash idiocy - but as I've mentioned in several posts in this thread, the methods involved will be circumstantial.
It might help assuage your concerns if you know that my political idols are Sir Humphrey Appleby and the 'Master of the Senate'-era LBJ (incidentally, anyone with an interest in power and manipulation should read the Robert Caro biographies of Johnson, immediately). Beyond that, I've downed a tremendous amount of alcohol with CCP staffers over the years, I'm not going to suddenly start behaving like Nikita Krushchev banging my shoe on a podium.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.28 23:37:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops Edited by: General Windypops on 28/02/2011 22:22:36 Perhaps unexpectedly, I actually think that Mittens would be a very valuable asset to the CSM. He will undoubtedly be voted in, because of the sheer power of the block voting sytem he's employing.
My concern is more that whilst Mittens would be a valuable asset to a balanced and diverse CSM, Goonswarm and the NC have instead cooked up their little plot to fill the CSM with carbon copy clones of themselves for in game advantage, hence why I felt duty bound to stand.
Mittens? Yep, he'd be good. The whole cynical CSM takeover thing? Not chill.
From the outset, I've said that I'd be perfectly happy to see representatives from hostile alliances on the CSM; the issue isn't who is shooting who in the game, but competence. What you don't seem to understand is that the issues confronting nullsec - friendly or hostile - are the same. A competent nullsec rep from Awagon, such as Seleene, or from the DRF, such as Krutoj or Death, isn't going to have a wildly different perspective than your pet conspiracy theory.
But the CSM is less about upvoting proposals (which is presumably what you're worried about in conspiracy land, a voting bloc) in this day and age, because CSM1-CSM5 have upvoted pretty much any issue the playerbase can think of by now; the real issue is the goddamned backlog, where all those player-approved proposals have gone to die.
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Dacil Arandur
Cognitive Industries
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Posted - 2011.02.28 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani the subtlety and cunning with which I've murdered my way across EVE for so long with.
I find myself doing the same thing. Realize you have ended a sentence with a preposition, then go back and fix it only to find that a preposition is still what you have ended the sentence with.
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Camios
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.28 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Camios
Here, and the linked article is full of venom and madness. You can't really think CCP is going to work with one that does so much against them.
CSM will never have control over CCP, period. Mittani wants to go to Iceland to fight CCP, that's just a silly thing to do. You hate too much, dude.
i've met chronotis. he did a ******ed thing with the tech bottleneck; it is the case. he's a nice enough guy, but the implementation of the dys/prom tweak was shortsighted, unless you're part of the tribal liberation force.
csming isn't a job for a sycophant, sorry kiddo
Let's forget for a moment the content of your toughts, if that implementation was good or terribly wrong.
Your saying
"I am the strong man you want for the CSM, I'll kick their ass, vote for me!"
sounds really like a populist try to ride the discontent. We don't need "charismatic leaders" on the CSM, we need analytic and reasonable people to do a long and tiring work, like Trebor did.
If you are elected and you act as you tell us, we are going to miss CSM5, and all what they did.
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 00:02:00 -
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Originally by: Camios
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Camios
Here, and the linked article is full of venom and madness. You can't really think CCP is going to work with one that does so much against them.
CSM will never have control over CCP, period. Mittani wants to go to Iceland to fight CCP, that's just a silly thing to do. You hate too much, dude.
i've met chronotis. he did a ******ed thing with the tech bottleneck; it is the case. he's a nice enough guy, but the implementation of the dys/prom tweak was shortsighted, unless you're part of the tribal liberation force.
csming isn't a job for a sycophant, sorry kiddo
Let's forget for a moment the content of your toughts, if that implementation was good or terribly wrong.
Your saying
"I am the strong man you want for the CSM, I'll kick their ass, vote for me!"
sounds really like a populist try to ride the discontent. We don't need "charismatic leaders" on the CSM, we need analytic and reasonable people to do a long and tiring work, like Trebor did.
If you are elected and you act as you tell us, we are going to miss CSM5, and all what they did.
What you're saying is, we should add more **** to the backlog that will never be addressed, right?
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Camios
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.03.01 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: EnderCapitalG
Originally by: Camios
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Camios
Here, and the linked article is full of venom and madness. You can't really think CCP is going to work with one that does so much against them.
CSM will never have control over CCP, period. Mittani wants to go to Iceland to fight CCP, that's just a silly thing to do. You hate too much, dude.
i've met chronotis. he did a ******ed thing with the tech bottleneck; it is the case. he's a nice enough guy, but the implementation of the dys/prom tweak was shortsighted, unless you're part of the tribal liberation force.
csming isn't a job for a sycophant, sorry kiddo
Let's forget for a moment the content of your toughts, if that implementation was good or terribly wrong.
Your saying
"I am the strong man you want for the CSM, I'll kick their ass, vote for me!"
sounds really like a populist try to ride the discontent. We don't need "charismatic leaders" on the CSM, we need analytic and reasonable people to do a long and tiring work, like Trebor did.
If you are elected and you act as you tell us, we are going to miss CSM5, and all what they did.
What you're saying is, we should add more **** to the backlog that will never be addressed, right?
No, but the solution is not to vote one that says that "I'm a real man, I'm going to fix it", and then when someone says "How!", he replies with
"oh, don't worry, I'm going to be subtle and act circumstantially, because you know, I am Mittani thus I can".
You're going to yell, silently. You will stare them, and change their mind, because Mittani can.
Or you're just going to act as every good CSM candidate.
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NuclearBlue
Amarr Firebird Squadron Terra-Incognita
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Posted - 2011.03.01 10:02:00 -
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The Mittani, readable, intelligent, and has my vote.
Best Luck.
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RAW23
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Posted - 2011.03.01 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani It might help assuage your concerns if you know that my political idols are Sir Humphrey Appleby and the 'Master of the Senate'-era LBJ ...
For those not familiar with British comedy shows of a certain age, Sir Humphrey appeared as a civil servant in the series Yes, Minister and later Yes, Prime Minister. He was an arch-manipulator who had as his main aim the protection of his own special interests (the power of the civil service) and whose primary tool for achieving this aim was the use of misdirection and sometimes deceit on the democratically elected politicians he worked alongside.
Quote:
Sir Humphrey represents, in many ways, the perfect technocrat. He is pompous, arrogant, elitist and regards his less-well-educated minister with some contempt. He frequently uses both his mastery of the English language and even his superb grasp of Latin and Greek grammar to perplex his political master and to obscure relevant issues under discussion. However, his habit of using language as a tool of confusion and obstruction is so deeply ingrained that he is sometimes unable to speak clearly and directly even in circumstances in which he honestly wishes to make himself clearly understood. He genuinely believes that the Civil Service knows what the average person needs and is the most qualified body to run the country, the joke being that not only is Sir Humphrey, as a high-ranking Oxford-educated Civil Servant, quite out of touch with the average person but also that the Civil Service identifies whatever is 'best for Britain' as being 'best for the Civil Service'.
Naturally, The Mittani would heroise such a figure.
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OhThis GuyAgain
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Posted - 2011.03.01 13:32:00 -
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Edited by: OhThis GuyAgain on 01/03/2011 13:32:38 Edited by: OhThis GuyAgain on 01/03/2011 13:32:17 Edited by: OhThis GuyAgain on 01/03/2011 13:31:52 The Mittani: Considering that a great many people live in HiSec and LowSec and are naturally drawn towards candidates that will push the issues they care about, rather than what the giant powerblocs have to concern themselves with?
Don't get me wrong; you guys gotta push for what you guys need (jumpbridges and supercapital fixes and whatever else giant billions-of-ISK-per-month alliances in nullsec have to deal with), but let's face it, this crisis that you're perceiving with the jumpbridges et al, even if it really is this giant game-changer that's a terrible idea, really means very little to the average Empire player who's wondering when we'll be able to get some team PvE missions in HiSec that don't require super-duper ships or guys involved in Factional Warfare that are just disappointed with how much better it could be or the industrialist with the myriad concerns that they deal with.
I asked another 0.0-focused Goon CSM candidate the same question, and his response did make sense given the platform he's running on. It seems, however, that your platform focuses more on the CSM itself than it does for the game.
So, when the rest of Eve looks at The Mittani running for CSM, and consider the benefits of voting you in, what should we be thinking about? |

EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain Why aren't you making promises to those living in Empire that CCP will never fulfill and just add to the backlog?
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OhThis GuyAgain
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Posted - 2011.03.01 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: EnderCapitalG
Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain Why aren't you making promises to those living in Empire that CCP will never fulfill and just add to the backlog?
Well, when you put it that way...
Maybe I should be clearer. I understand that making wild empty promises to pander to our dreams is silly. There are indeed many candidates promising those in High- and Low- Sec players "oh I'll fix this for you and improve this and do that", but those aren't the people I (or any other thinking Eve citizen) consider as better options.
It's the other candidates who recognize the need to be realistic, but as Empire-experienced and Empire-dwelling players also understand and are directly interested in improving the parts of the game that those who aren't in Null-Sec are very concerned about.
Because, let's face it: even if The Mittani and Co. fix the CSM, they're going to try as hard as possible to address the issues that concern them most--the things that are the biggest and most unbalanced issues... for them. That's all well and good, and the 0.0 people should have every reason to vote for him (them?). However, the rest of us are ideally looking for someone who isn't about making empty promises, but at least has the concerns of Empire players dear to their hearts.
So sure, even if we've "seen the light" and are disillusioned about CSM candidates who promise to "fix game feature X" and "improve game detail Y", we still look at The Mittani and see... someone who cares very much about Eve... as it applies to him living in 0.0.
So in this context (and not "promise to fix this or that"), I ask: In what ways would the average Empire player see the benefits of voting for you? How will a CSM with The Mittani in it help alleviate the issues that are relatively unique to the Space of gate guns and CONCORD? |

EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 14:35:00 -
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Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain
Originally by: EnderCapitalG
Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain Why aren't you making promises to those living in Empire that CCP will never fulfill and just add to the backlog?
Well, when you put it that way...
Maybe I should be clearer. I understand that making wild empty promises to pander to our dreams is silly. There are indeed many candidates promising those in High- and Low- Sec players "oh I'll fix this for you and improve this and do that", but those aren't the people I (or any other thinking Eve citizen) consider as better options.
It's the other candidates who recognize the need to be realistic, but as Empire-experienced and Empire-dwelling players also understand and are directly interested in improving the parts of the game that those who aren't in Null-Sec are very concerned about.
Because, let's face it: even if The Mittani and Co. fix the CSM, they're going to try as hard as possible to address the issues that concern them most--the things that are the biggest and most unbalanced issues... for them. That's all well and good, and the 0.0 people should have every reason to vote for him (them?). However, the rest of us are ideally looking for someone who isn't about making empty promises, but at least has the concerns of Empire players dear to their hearts.
So sure, even if we've "seen the light" and are disillusioned about CSM candidates who promise to "fix game feature X" and "improve game detail Y", we still look at The Mittani and see... someone who cares very much about Eve... as it applies to him living in 0.0.
So in this context (and not "promise to fix this or that"), I ask: In what ways would the average Empire player see the benefits of voting for you? How will a CSM with The Mittani in it help alleviate the issues that are relatively unique to the Space of gate guns and CONCORD?
It's been stated multiple times that the CSM isn't for solving issues or really bringing them up with CCP (Again, the massive backlog). It's a sounding board that CCP bounces ideas off of. Also, we know how Empire currently is as most of us have alts that live in Empire along with ours in 0.0 (This is because you can't live in 0.0 without Empire due to the currently broken mechanics of 0.0) so it's not like anyone would advocate CCP trying to dismantle Empire or nerf it.
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OhThis GuyAgain
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Posted - 2011.03.01 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: EnderCapitalG
It's been stated multiple times that the CSM isn't for solving issues or really bringing them up with CCP (Again, the massive backlog). It's a sounding board that CCP bounces ideas off of. Also, we know how Empire currently is as most of us have alts that live in Empire along with ours in 0.0 (This is because you can't live in 0.0 without Empire due to the currently broken mechanics of 0.0) so it's not like anyone would advocate CCP trying to dismantle Empire or nerf it.
That may be true, but I have serious issues if this is the entirety of The Mittani's official stance regarding my concerns. |

Gewrixlera
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Posted - 2011.03.01 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Boogaloo Sounds like you and your jerrymandering cronies have got this whole thing stitched up.
Throwing around words that don't mean what you think doesn't make you look smart.
Originally by: Merrian Webster Dictionary Gerrymander
- to divide (a territorial unit) into election districts to give one political party an electoral majority in a large number of districts while concentrating the voting strength of the opposition in as few districts as possible
to divide (an area) into political units to give special advantages to one group <gerrymander a school district>
Goons can't Gerrymander the election. They can vote as a bloc, but so can any group of players with a cohesive membership and a candidate to stand behind. Fearmongering is for crappy U.S. news networks. Leave it there "Boogaloo".
Originally by: Captain'o'Captain Now mitten's mighty "powerbloc" took somewhat 4 months to beat the same guys. I mean IT didn't even fight for delve. Now this is just my opinion, but it seems more like that mitten's coalition was kicking a dead dog, calling that a victory is just.. well... pathetic.
Do you even know how sov warfare works in either the present or past iterations? IT was a dead horse - but they owned Fountain, Delve, and Querious for months in that state, and the only reason they still don't is because the CF went and brought down the rickety framework holding up the IT scarecrow. Four months? I'm pretty sure the Fountain/Delve invasion started in January (or at most late December), that's two (at most three) months by those of us who still live on a Gregorian calendar, and the last month hasn't been filled with battles, it's been filled with mops and buckets.
On topic, I find the attitude of The Mittani refreshing, and no, my main isn't a Goon or a TESTie. If you paid attention to the blogs of the CSM V folks, and their attitudes even here in the forums, you would realize that his position is much closer to reality than the "I'm going to save LoSec for my Pirate Buddies" candidates. Although I think he'll still come back beaten down by the internal BS of a game development corporation, he's going to last longer than the others with the attitude he's got. In addition, Goons aren't here to ruin EVE. They claim to love playing the game. In fact, former Goons even work at CCP already, so their love of the game itself isn't in question. If you don't like the fact that nullsec is tired of being trod upon by an empire-focused CSM, that says more about your lack of understanding of a huge aspect of this game, than their desire to enjoy a game they pay to play.
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Aerthan
Gallente Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.01 15:29:00 -
[185]
I support this product and/or service.
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Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.01 15:29:00 -
[186]
Hello Mittani
I want to know why you hate free speech and democrazy and if you believe that your hate for free speech makes you a good CSM candidate? Will you allow other goons to pick their goon-candidates in the future or will you continue to tell everyone who to vote like this year? Will you allow other goons to write in the goonforum about their CSM campaign in the future or will you continue to threat them with a kick out of goonswarm because you hate free speech and democrazy?
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Mynxee
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.01 15:58:00 -
[187]
Edited by: Mynxee on 01/03/2011 16:06:10
Originally by: EnderCapitalG It's been stated multiple times that the CSM isn't for solving issues or really bringing them up with CCP (Again, the massive backlog). It's a sounding board that CCP bounces ideas off of.
The assertion that the CSM is nothing but a focus group is flat-out wrong. CSM is a stakeholder, a status given it by CCP. As such, the CSM has an obligation to be proactive--which can be very tough given the communications obstacles that must often be dealt with.
But the CSM being proactive CAN get results. Off the top of my head, a few examples: skill queue (CSM4), recent UI changes, prioritization crowdsourcing which prompted the allocation of Team BFF to spend the current development cycle fixing annoying potholes, and limiting of microtransactions to vanity items. The CSM pushed for these things convincingly and CCP responded positively (despite initial resistance in some cases). While such victories may not have been as frequent as we would have liked, CSM5 proved that proactive, professional behavior combined with appropriate pressure management can get **** done.
No doubt there are some within CCP that would prefer the CSM be just a focus group, but until or unless CCP diminishes CSM's status from stakeholder to focus group, proactive efforts to bring issues to CCP's attention and insistence on participating in discussion about how to address them is not only the CSM's prerogative as a stakeholder, but its obligation as a representative of the community.
Chair, CSM5
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Turina Hollow
Shiloh Technologies NE CEDE MALIS.
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Posted - 2011.03.01 19:26:00 -
[188]
Mittani for CSM
The No BS approach is better than all the rest

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Han Pos
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Posted - 2011.03.01 19:30:00 -
[189]
Originally by: Mynxee The assertion that the CSM is nothing but a focus group is flat-out wrong. CSM is a stakeholder, a status given it by CCP.
Wait...people actually believe this?
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Dacil Arandur
Cognitive Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.01 19:38:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Han Pos
Originally by: Mynxee The assertion that the CSM is nothing but a focus group is flat-out wrong. CSM is a stakeholder, a status given it by CCP.
Wait...people actually believe this?
By "people" you mean the current chair of the CSM? I'm thinking Mynxee would be in a pretty good position to know...
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Gamer Gyrl
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Posted - 2011.03.01 19:38:00 -
[191]
The Mittani has my vote. He's an attractive and passionate man.
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Largo Coronet
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 19:46:00 -
[192]
Originally by: The Mittani holy god pause the thread everyone go look at this at first i was just 'who is this toolshed' and it opened up a yawning gulf of ever-increasing idiocy
there's poetry in there
I added 20 lbs. & an extra chin to my mental image of this person with every piece of poetry I read. Worst pilot in Goonfleet.
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Mynxee
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.01 19:47:00 -
[193]
Edited by: Mynxee on 01/03/2011 19:49:14
Originally by: Han Pos
Originally by: Mynxee The assertion that the CSM is nothing but a focus group is flat-out wrong. CSM is a stakeholder, a status given it by CCP.
Wait...people actually believe this?
Let's just say that since CCP gave us the name, we were determined to try and play the CSM game accordingly--even severely hampered by a lot of factors that don't affect any other stakeholder group inside CCP and well aware of the differences between all of them and the CSM. It will be interesting to see how CSM6's take on "stakeholder" status shapes up after they take office and how they choose to leverage it...or not.
Chair, CSM5
CSM6 Page on Facebook--keep up with all candidates in one place! |

Orithien Veladorn
ICE is Coming to EVE Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 20:00:00 -
[194]
I support this product and/or service...
... because, i, too, want a special Hulk that fires disco lasers while it mines. 
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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 20:00:00 -
[195]
Edited by: Skunk Gracklaw on 01/03/2011 20:00:34
Originally by: Mynxee It will be interesting to see how CSM6's take on "stakeholder" status shapes up after they take office and how they choose to leverage it...or not.
How could they leverage it? There is no mechanism in place to do so. The whole stakeholder thing is a meaningless gesture by CCP and in real-world terms it has zero effect on the future of the game.
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Lady Spanky
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.01 21:11:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Turina Hollow Mittani for CSM
The No BS approach is better than all the rest

Shame that the 'No BS' approach Mittani desperately claims to have doesn't extend to being honest about the fact that he and his cronies are trying to stitch up the CSM for their own political interests.
But hey, if you're criminally gullible and want to believe him then more fool you. I don't thinks he's actually managed to clearly express what 'lies' he thinks the CSM has been telling to date...
Your signature was inappropriate, email [email protected] to find out why (don't forget to include a link to it) -Sahwoolo |

Boogaloo
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Posted - 2011.03.01 21:18:00 -
[197]
Originally by: Gewrixlera
Originally by: Boogaloo Sounds like you and your jerrymandering cronies have got this whole thing stitched up.
Throwing around words that don't mean what you think doesn't make you look smart.
Originally by: Merrian Webster Dictionary Gerrymander
- to divide (a territorial unit) into election districts to give one political party an electoral majority in a large number of districts while concentrating the voting strength of the opposition in as few districts as possible
to divide (an area) into political units to give special advantages to one group <gerrymander a school district>
Goons can't Gerrymander the election. They can vote as a bloc, but so can any group of players with a cohesive membership and a candidate to stand behind. Fearmongering is for crappy U.S. news networks. Leave it there "Boogaloo".
Hi Mittens fanboi! Shame you only know one of the definitions of the word jerrymandering.
vb 1. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) to divide the constituencies of (a voting area) so as to give one party an unfair advantage 2. to manipulate or adapt to one's advantage
Haha, you look stupid on an internet forum!
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 21:19:00 -
[198]
Originally by: The Mittani holy god pause the thread everyone go look at this at first i was just 'who is this toolshed' and it opened up a yawning gulf of ever-increasing idiocy
there's poetry in there
dear page seven: did you look at this yet?
Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain
So, when the rest of Eve looks at The Mittani running for CSM, and consider the benefits of voting you in, what should we be thinking about?
The purpose of my candidacy is to attempt to fix the CSM itself by trying to solve the CCP/CSM communication problems, either through chutzpah or bastardry, I'm not sure which. If you're a 'features' voter you're not going to vote for me; you're going to vote for some guy who will promise you features to be upvotes, which will promptly be upvoted into the backlog and forgotten.
What you might ask yourself is this: what nifty Empire-related features have already been upvoted by CSM1-CSM5 that are languishing in development hell because the CSM isn't an effective advocate?
Mynxee points out that the CSM is nominally a stakeholder in CCP's eyes. Yet in practice it is only treated like a stakeholder when it suits CCP to do so. That power could be grown into a real voice, depending on how it's played.
Originally by: Zati Pasirga Hello Mittani
I want to know why you hate free speech and democrazy and if you believe that your hate for free speech makes you a good CSM candidate? Will you allow other goons to pick their goon-candidates in the future or will you continue to tell everyone who to vote like this year? Will you allow other goons to write in the goonforum about their CSM campaign in the future or will you continue to threat them with a kick out of goonswarm because you hate free speech and democrazy?
Mittani, could you please explain why you destroyed the tradition of goon primary elections just to make sure that you can boost your ego on a 2nd class flight to iceland guaranteed?
Please explain why you support botting in the goon region and how you supporting botting could affect your CSM run and your relationship to CCP who are against botting?
the idea of you vibrating with frustration as you mashed that out on your keyboard just brought a smile to my face; i can only hope that this reply equally enrages you
Originally by: Skunk Gracklaw How could they leverage it? There is no mechanism in place to do so. The whole stakeholder thing is a meaningless gesture by CCP and in real-world terms it has zero effect on the future of the game.
off the top of my head:
personal lobbying of sympathetic devs increasing dev/csm communication on both the csm forums and elsewhere getting the forum mod rules changed such that discussion of csm-related activities aren't mired in this backwater subforum media relations: spotlighting issues and problems the csm is encountering crushing scandals and idiocy from the CSM itself so that they don't distract from the message
it's pretty easy for CCP to blow off the CSM if people are stockpiling thulium or trying to yoink corporate secrets, let's not delude ourselves by suggesting that past CSMs are 'perfect victims' of CCP
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

digi
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:50:00 -
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Edited by: digi on 01/03/2011 23:51:38 Edited by: digi on 01/03/2011 23:51:15 Edited by: digi on 01/03/2011 23:50:38 Dear Pubbies,
I can compare this years CSM election to a perilous time in American History where a subset of the population was discriminated upon for their lack of education, their cheap work ethic and even the color of their skin. This period of history was class warfare at its finest and two regions of the United States waged a terrible and costly war to settle on the right of the State to endure the law of the united republic where democracy was said to reign supreme.
This terrible war wages on at CCP and you, pubbies, are the slaves. Democracy has failed you, much like your forefathers. You are slave to a game about internet spaceships, this Eve Online. You are chained to its features, to its content, and to its bugs. When CCP fails you, you have no recourse except to sing your low sorrowful song. When CCP breaks the database, your cries for freedom go unheard. When the logs show nothing, you, dear pubbie, are powerless to redress.
Let our candidate empower you. Elect a Honest Mitten to stand on his no BS policy and declare your rights to CCP.
You deserve a great game. You deserve a real wage, not slavery. You need someone to stand up for you and fight for what is right. You need a Mitten that will unite this previously paralyzed circle of incompetents known as the CSM. The CSM can be strong with the right direction but all previous actions are for naught. I have analyzed the results of those attempts, I have seen what the previous councils have done for you. They have done nothing but appease your smallish immediate desires. If you want real change, you will elect someone strong, someone honest, someone who will not turn his back at Ford's Theater to receive a bullet to the head, but rather meet your adversaries head on with guns blazing while riding a bear made of spite and steel.
You need this. Put aside your trolling, put aside your anger, and channel true change for the game we all love, this cottonpicking Eve Online.
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Kuar Z'thain
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:58:00 -
[200]
Digital Herpes
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Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:11:00 -
[201]
Hello Mittani
You accidently forgot to answer my questions, so i will summarize the most important ones:
1)Why do you think that the tradition of primary elections in goonswarm was bad and why you cancelled them to put yourself on #1? 2)Why you threat Kalrand with removal of writing rights and/or kick out of goonswarm if he posts in SA about his CSM campaign? 3)Since you believe that you are cool and bright enough to think for all other goons, is it not possible to let them at least elect the 2nd place or is it too dangerous, considering the low popularity of Vile Rat? 4)Why do you support botting inside goon territory and do you plan to change that if you get elected for CSM?
Thank you for taking the time to answer concerns of the voters.
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BlueDiamonds
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:17:00 -
[202]
I support this product and/or service. |

Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:19:00 -
[203]
Originally by: Zati Pasirga Hello Mittani
2)Why you threat Kalrand with removal of writing rights and/or kick out of goonswarm if he posts in SA about his CSM campaign?
FYI: The Mittani has no authority on SA, only on goonfleet.com.
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MoonglumX
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:40:00 -
[204]
I just want to know what your plan B is if you are unsuccessful as CSM chairman. If you unite the CSM, get it organized, and still see no progress, what then? Will you just say "sorry guys, I tried my best", or will you do what needs to be done? If after 6 CSMs there has been no improvement I think CSM should be dismantled and the charade ended.
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Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:40:00 -
[205]
Edited by: Zati Pasirga on 02/03/2011 00:41:08
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Zati Pasirga Hello Mittani
2)Why you threat Kalrand with removal of writing rights and/or kick out of goonswarm if he posts in SA about his CSM campaign?
FYI: The Mittani has no authority on SA, only on goonfleet.com.
Thanks, edited.
Quote:
Hello Mittani
You accidently forgot to answer my questions, so i will summarize the most important ones:
1)Why do you think that the tradition of primary elections in goonswarm was bad and why you cancelled them to put yourself on #1? 2)Why you threat Kalrand with removal of writing rights and/or kick out of goonswarm if he posts on goonfleet.com about his CSM campaign? 3)Since you believe that you are cool and bright enough to think for all other goons, is it not possible to let them at least elect the 2nd place or is it too dangerous, considering the low popularity of Vile Rat? 4)Why do you support botting inside goon territory and do you plan to change that if you get elected for CSM?
Thank you for taking the time to answer concerns of the voters.
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Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:59:00 -
[206]
The Mittani is a spineless confused nerd. His tactic is to present himself as a strong leader when in fact he is not at all. The fact that he is leading goons atm says something about the state of goons, not The Mittani's abilities. Gone are the romantic notions of **** the system. What goons have now is a calculating disturbed post-teen snake, who confuses napping the entirety of eve with being rational in a broken game. This is a nerd who confessed there are exquisite pleasures to be had in griefing people out of this game. People who are obviously hilariously ******ed ofc.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 01:11:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Enriana Shli****n The Mittani is a spineless confused nerd. His tactic is to present himself as a strong leader when in fact he is not at all. The fact that he is leading goons atm says something about the state of goons, not The Mittani's abilities. Gone are the romantic notions of **** the system. What goons have now is a calculating disturbed post-teen snake, who confuses napping the entirety of eve with being rational in a broken game. This is a nerd who confessed there are exquisite pleasures to be had in griefing people out of this game. People who are obviously hilariously ******ed ofc.
Flattery will get you nowhere, I have LARPing and a puppy to fill the void that you just can't hit right.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |

Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.02 01:36:00 -
[208]
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: Enriana Shli****n The Mittani is a spineless confused nerd. His tactic is to present himself as a strong leader when in fact he is not at all. The fact that he is leading goons atm says something about the state of goons, not The Mittani's abilities. Gone are the romantic notions of **** the system. What goons have now is a calculating disturbed post-teen snake, who confuses napping the entirety of eve with being rational in a broken game. This is a nerd who confessed there are exquisite pleasures to be had in griefing people out of this game. People who are obviously hilariously ******ed ofc.
Flattery will get you nowhere, I have LARPing and a puppy to fill the void that you just can't hit right.
This may be too hard for you so let me rephrase. The Mittani is an idiot and all who follow him even more.
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Airborne Ninja
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 03:11:00 -
[209]
heh
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Jive Burkey
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Posted - 2011.03.02 03:13:00 -
[210]
ima pour a forty on the sidewalk for my ***** "the mittani" i suggest y'all do the same. sho'nuff
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Cearain
Caldari The IMPERIUM of LaZy NATION
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Posted - 2011.03.02 03:22:00 -
[211]
Originally by: Marconus Orion
Originally by: The Mittani à. the war against drooling hisec missionrunners, lowsec k/d pirates, and 'elite pvp' nullsec nonsovholders is only beginning; it is CSM time, and the current crop of idiots is looking to ruin everything we know about sovereign space despite having never lived there themselves.We are now uniting with our allies (and even our nominal foes) to ensure that the Nullsec Bloc seizes control over the CSM, Jump Bridges aren't removed from the game, and that CCP is forced to get a clueàà. In this past year, CCP claims they have begun to 'listen' to the CSM, and what a time to listen. Most major nullsec alliances gave up on the CSM ages ago, and this year-long term is full of nobodies and carebears.
Did you write this?
Did you?
Whether you wrote it or not it is interesting what this person said. After the nullsec alliances gave up on the CSM, CCP started to listen. Food for thought isnÆt it?
Perhaps, negotiating with people in a game is a bit of a different animal than negotiating with professionals about their multimillion dollar company. I mean is it surprising that folks at ccp did not jump when the null sec alliance leaders were ruling the roost of csm?
Moreover, whoever said, what was attributed to you, also gave no indication that they understood *why* CCP is beginning to listen to the CSM. I think more than a few people have a clue about what brought that on.
But then we read this:
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: iP0D
Honest question though. ....So, how exactly are you going to approach CCP when it is time to sit down at the table, ....
i'm going to collect intelligence, make some calls and probably wing it from there. how hostile ccp will be may depend on the composition of the CSM; the best approach may be a subtle one, outside the formal process rather than one that involves meeting minutes. it might be best done within a formal process but i doubt itàone of the easiest fixes and one that seems extremely obvious to me is just to get the whole csm on skype/conference ....
Yeah do away with formal meeting minutes and just talk on skype. I have to say, I donÆt think you understood why ccp decided to start listening to the csm. I have a hunch you need to do some thinking or you will be very easy for ccp to ignore. I also think you would be well served to stop posting for your campaign and just tell your goons to shut up and vote for you. Remember, no democracy just do what daddy tells you.
IÆm sorry if this is insulting to goon players but they seem to be your view. You apparently think your alliance will vote like you tell them and you donÆt even need to explain a thing about what direction you think the game should go.
Originally by: Two Shots
The man can snap his fingers and say "Hey guys, this thing over here sounds like it might be fun; go do it if you feel like it," and thereby consistently summon up a fleet of a thousand people eager to go die horribly. à.
Ah yeah lets all believe that will work fine with CCP. Unfortunately history tells a different story. Null sec leaders who are used to snapping their fingers and having a thousand lemmings jump never accomplished much with csm. It was only when the ôcurrent crop of idiotsö took office that CCP started listening.
Originally by: The Mittani What I can deliver is me being a ruthless, manipulative bastard. And you need that...
Actually I don't, nor does csm or ccp. Thanks, but no thanks.
As for me IÆm with one of ôthe current crop of idiotsö who said
Originally by: Mynxee It will be interesting to see how CSM6's take on "stakeholder" status shapes up after they take office and how they choose to leverage it...or not.
-Cearain
Make fw occupancy pvp instead of pve: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1329906 |

Sullivar N
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Posted - 2011.03.02 03:42:00 -
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Edited by: Sullivar N on 02/03/2011 03:42:39
Originally by: Cearain Belies his ignorance by implying that the majority of the work and influence of the CSM aren't already separate from the official "minutes"
Ooooooops! Too bad that Helen Highwater of CSM5 already stated that most of the work and important dialogue with CCP came from the internal CSM forums, mail threads, and private conversations. |

Swynet
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Posted - 2011.03.02 04:10:00 -
[213]
Originally by: digi You deserve a great game. You deserve a real wage, not slavery. You need someone to stand up for you and fight for what is right. You need a Mitten that will unite this previously paralyzed circle of incompetents known as the CSM. The CSM can be strong with the right direction but all previous actions are for naught.
You dumbs
Quote: I have analyzed the results of those attempts, I have seen what the previous councils have done for you. They have done nothing but appease your smallish immediate desires.
If you want real change, you will elect someone strong, someone honest, someone who will not turn his back at Ford's Theater to receive a bullet to the head, but rather meet your adversaries head on with guns blazing while riding a bear made of spite and steel.
heu, we're not voting for the nex WUPHS (World United Presidence and Humanity Slavery) are we? -we had enough with the last economic trash/crash s'hitscum are capable of, thx.
Quote: You need this.
NO we don't, just you.
Quote: Put aside your trolling, put aside your anger, and channel true change for the game we all love, this cottonpicking Eve Online.
Are you trollin?? ________________________________________________
Originally by: Goose99 In EVE, PVE can happen anywhere, anytime. Whenever you undock, you subject yourself to involuntary PVE.
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Manfred Sideous
H A V O C Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.03.02 04:50:00 -
[214]
Dearest Mittens;
If I weren't voting for Seleene I would vote for you are Vile.
CLUE IN BONUS SECTION
Here is why you want Mittens on the CSM:
Marshall Mittens is what CCP fears as a CSM delegate. I have 0 doubt in my mind that Mittens will POAST alot. The thing is when Mittens poast people pay attention matter of fact he draws alot of attention. This fine neckbeard will have people F5ing articles forums and blogs like crazy as he exposes the hypocrisy that is CCP. CCP doesn't like bad press and there is nothing more Mittens enjoys than taking peoples dirty laundry showing it to everyone and then funning up with good gimmicks and tildes to humiliate his subject. You can guarentee CCP doesn't want this. Im pretty sure they will tread carefully with Mittens and be willing to "work" with him. ________________________________________________
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SpotlessBlade
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.03.02 04:51:00 -
[215]
WAIT. Hey Mittens send me 500 million isk and I can get you into the CSM! 
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 06:10:00 -
[216]
goons who do not vote properly will be purged
we're requiring a video of each pilot voting for our candidates (unedited, of course), or they are expelled from the corporation
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Swynet
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Posted - 2011.03.02 06:10:00 -
[217]
Originally by: Manfred Sideous CCP doesn't like bad press...
IF:
This sigle point was true, then I'd vote for this person.
But:
Has you already know, but not the whole Mittens, it's not the truth  ________________________________________________
Originally by: Goose99 In EVE, PVE can happen anywhere, anytime. Whenever you undock, you subject yourself to involuntary PVE.
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Dro Nee
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Posted - 2011.03.02 06:44:00 -
[218]
Originally by: The Mittani [The purpose of my candidacy is to attempt to fix the CSM itself by trying to solve the CCP/CSM communication problems, either through chutzpah or bastardry, I'm not sure which.
Would you articulate what you see are the specific CCP/CSM communication problems that need to be solved? Also, using specific examples, address both 1)the times when previous CSM's squandered thier opportunity to solve these problems in the past and 2)a couple of different ways you would have handled the situation/s?
Cheers
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Swynet
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Posted - 2011.03.02 07:38:00 -
[219]
Originally by: Dro Nee Would you articulate what you see are the specific CCP/CSM communication problems that need to be solved?
Seems obvious to everyone having 2 eyes and being able to read a minimum in english that comunication problems exist seriously, take example on some threads existing since 2years now without any answer from CCP. Resulting from the same threads 2 different members of CSM incapable to present something serious to CCP like:
Member one: "ho about this stuff, seems doesn't works" Member two: "yes it does, I mean it seems it does" CCP: "ok, so everything's fine. What's next about jump bridges?"
Quote: Also, using specific examples, address both 1)the times when previous CSM's squandered thier opportunity to solve these problems in the past and 2)a couple of different ways you would have handled the situation/s?
Cheers
Certainly another candidate's alt and a raging one. I could ask you the same thing on the other sense even if I have nothing to win with, could you seriously do it?- I don't think so or you're realy fool.
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Originally by: Goose99 In EVE, PVE can happen anywhere, anytime. Whenever you undock, you subject yourself to involuntary PVE.
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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 09:58:00 -
[220]
Originally by: Dro Nee the times when previous CSM's squandered thier opportunity to solve these problems in the past
How about when a CCP developer brings up the craptastic idea of removing jump bridges and not a single person on the CSM says anything about it? The whole idea of the CSM as a stakeholder is a sham but the CSM can be used to provide feedback on what the devs are thinking about the direction of their game. If nobody tells them how stupid their ideas are they might just implement them.
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Tres Farmer
Gallente Federation Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2011.03.02 12:11:00 -
[221]
Edited by: Tres Farmer on 02/03/2011 12:14:50 Interesting campaign. I'm intrigued by the reasoning to do 'good for all' by getting some teeth onto the CSM (technical teeth in regards to haggling with CCP).
The only question I got for The Mittani is this: What do you do if you find that the problem lies within CCP itself(*).. it's internal communication and organisational structure? What are you gonna do?
*) My thoughts here run along the lines of: 'No matter what you do or achieve, CCP itself is in trouble'. I mean, I don't believe you can change the corporate structure of CCP. On the other hand I don't even think you'll be able to get this kind of insight..
Get rid of Rooms with Doors - Shortrange Jumpdrives for everybody!  |

Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.02 16:17:00 -
[222]
Originally by: Anela Cistine
You realize that our directorate doesn't force us to vote for anyone in particular, right? .. ..if your username has an odd number you push one button, if your user name has an even number you push the other button.
Originally by: Anela Cistine
We used to run primaries, the problem we had was that sometimes a guy that lost the primary wouldn't drop out. This caused dumb goons to mill about in confusion, and sometimes push the wrong button. This year we are making it as goon-proof as possible, by eliminating the primaries.
So Mittani fears free speech and primary elections on goonfleet.com because he thinks goons are too stupid to vote? And what is the advantage of having 2 goon candidates that goons dont elected to candidate +some other over 2 goon candidates that goons want to candidate +some other?
@Mittani I think my questions have been to negative in the past. I respect the fact that you dont want to answer any critical questions and favor questions by bootlicker alts that allow you to describe your greatness. Lets talk about your achievements instead of asking critical questions. Could you describe what your achievements are other then destroying the tradition of primary elections for your ego-boost, letting everyone in EVE know that you think goons are too stupid to vote, losing goon systems, and ruining goons ingame in general?
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Crias Taylor
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 16:40:00 -
[223]
Halp, I'm being oppressed.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.03.02 16:44:00 -
[224]
Originally by: Zati Pasirga GOONS HATES DEMOCRACY! SHAME SHAME SHAME
Who cares but you? The Goonswarm don't give a flip what other people think except goonswarm. If you read https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Rules, why would Goonswarm vote for anything that counteracts their best interest? Goonswarm's political structure is this. There are directors, the CEO, fleet commanders etc and everyone follows them. It is essentially a political system which works because no one in goonswarm likes to rock the boat because they like winning fights and making you, Zati, cry because Goonswarm's politcal system does not suit you.
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Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.02 16:58:00 -
[225]
Edited by: Zati Pasirga on 02/03/2011 16:59:08
Originally by: Karadion Who cares but you?
Goons do. They just dont want to lose their membership. In fact the number of Goons caring is so big that Mr Ego-boost is afraid of free speech on goonfleet.com - not the behavior of a loved dear leader.
Originally by: Karadion Why would Goonswarm vote for anything that counteracts their best interest?
Thats what primary elections are for, to find out what is Goonswarms best interest.
Originally by: Karadion Goonswarm's political structure is this.
No, thats the new dear leader structure that Mr Ego-boost just introduced by destroying the primarys. But i dont expect you to know anything about how this was handled in the past, since you are still relative new and only fed by dear leaders views. |

Karadion
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:03:00 -
[226]
Edited by: Karadion on 02/03/2011 17:05:32
Originally by: Zati Pasirga
Originally by: Karadion Who cares but you?
Goons do. They just dont want to lose their membership.
Originally by: Karadion Why would Goonswarm vote for anything that counteracts their best interest?
Thats what primary elections are for, to find out what is Goonswarms best interest.
Originally by: Karadion Goonswarm's political structure is this.
No, thats the new dear leader structure that Mr Ego-boost just introduced by destroying the primarys. But i dont expect you to know anything about how this was handled in the past, since you are still relative new and only fed by dear leaders views.
Prove it that goons care about the CSM election. I dare to you prove it. In fact, there's two threads mocking the CSM election on the goonboard announcing their not-Running for CSM campaign. You're a riot dude.
I want you to apply to Goonswarm immediately and start campaigning that Goons have a choice. Please do apply! I certainly will not sponsor you though.
Edit: I am not new to goonswarm, nice try buddy. If anything, I'm just a regular Joe Blow who will do what Dear Leader wants when I'm playing ingame. Right now, he can go take a hike because I'm at work at the moment.
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Zati Pasirga
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Originally by: Zati Pasirga Edited by: Zati Pasirga on 02/03/2011 16:59:08
Originally by: Karadion Who cares but you?
Goons do. They just dont want to lose their membership. In fact the number of Goons caring is so big that Mr Ego-boost is afraid of free speech on goonfleet.com - not the behavior of a loved dear leader.
Originally by: Karadion Why would Goonswarm vote for anything that counteracts their best interest?
Thats what primary elections are for, to find out what is Goonswarms best interest.
Originally by: Karadion Goonswarm's political structure is this.
No, thats the new dear leader structure that Mr Ego-boost just introduced by destroying the primarys. But i dont expect you to know anything about how this was handled in the past, since you are still relative new and only fed by dear leaders views.
Originally by: Crias Taylor Halp, I'm being oppressed.
According to your dear leader Mr Ego-boost you are not intelligent enough to vote. Just listen to him when he tells you what buttons to click and you will do fine. It requieres a certain level of intelligence to realize that you are beeing oppressed. According to Mr Mittani most of the goons dont qualify for that level.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: Karadion on 02/03/2011 17:11:51
Originally by: Zati Pasirga According to your dear leader Mr Ego-boost you are not intelligent enough to vote. Just listen to him when he tells you what buttons to click and you will do fine. It requieres a certain level of intelligence to realize that you are beeing oppressed. According to Mr Mittani most of the goons dont qualify for that level.
So? Mittani's no different either anyways so I don't see your point. Goonswarm will FOLLOW THE LEADER in a similar fashion that all Scientologist members follow David Miscavige (bad comparsion since one organization actually has decency and the other does not). As I state, it's in their best interest to keep winning, harvesting your pain and frustration. Why? Because it's fun. You're just mad that you're like a two year old not getting his way screaming "THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY!"
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Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:27:00 -
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Originally by: Karadion
I want you to apply to Goonswarm immediately
No thanks. The idea of wearing a sign that im too stupid to find a descent internet-forum that does not cost dollars would embarrass me.
Originally by: Karadion
I am not new to goonswarm, nice try buddy.
I said relative new, not new.
Originally by: Karadion
I'm just a regular Joe Blow who will do what Dear Leader wants when I'm playing ingame.
I will respect that, suum cuique. But you should also respect that other goons dont want to play EVE in braindead-mode.
Originally by: Karadion because they like winning fights
Do you think that Mr Ego-boost did well with this in the past? Were Goons more or less powerful when they had primary elections? Maybe its possible that Goons were winning more fights when there were primary elections?
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Hideki Tsutomi
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:29:00 -
[230]
Posting in a Mittani thread.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:38:00 -
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Edited by: Karadion on 02/03/2011 17:38:36
Originally by: Zati Pasirga No thanks. The idea of wearing a sign that im too stupid to find a descent internet-forum that does not cost dollars would embarrass me.
Wow, 10bux for permanent membership unless you are really dumb and get yourself banned in like 2 minutes because you spam "LOL" every thread there is on Something Awful.
Originally by: Zati Pasirga I said relative new, not new.
Again, I'm neither. You're basing this off my employment history but you're still wrong. Keep flailing.
Originally by: Zati Pasirga I will respect that, suum cuique. But you should also respect that other goons dont want to play EVE in braindead-mode.
That's why we have squads where people can do whatever they want to do. We don't even have call to arms like alot of alliances do because participation is voluntary and encouraged. Goons have choices? You don't say!
Quote: Do you think that Mr Ego-boost did well with this in the past? Were Goons more or less powerful when they had primary elections? Maybe its possible that Goons were winning more fights when there were primary elections?
This isn't Mittani's first time as CEO of Goonswarm. In fact this is his second time leading. Of course you know so little of the history behind Goonswarm, that you're just flailing and trying to impose some control over goonswarm which will not fly.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:55:00 -
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Look at this guy trying to get us to be offended by our own stupidity.
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Zati Pasirga
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Posted - 2011.03.02 17:59:00 -
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Originally by: Karadion 10bux for permanent membership
I guess todays generation is happy to pay it, but a lot of people who started using internet 20 years ago would never do it. Its not because the amount of money, its on principle.
Originally by: Karadion This isn't Mittani's first time as CEO of Goonswarm. In fact this is his second time leading.
Yeah but thats not the question. The question was if you think that goonswarm did well in EVE under the rule of Dear Leader Mr Ego-boost.
Originally by: Karadion you're just flailing and trying to impose some control over goonswarm which will not fly.
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Karadion
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Posted - 2011.03.02 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: Zati Pasirga What kind of control? A lot of goons already started asking questions internally, which is all i wanted to achieve.
Yes overthrow the not-Oppressive leader! Viva La Revoluci=n!
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Cearain
Caldari The IMPERIUM of LaZy NATION
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Posted - 2011.03.02 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: Karadion Edited by: Karadion on 02/03/2011 17:11:51 Goonswarm will FOLLOW THE LEADER in a similar fashion that all Scientologist members follow David Miscavige
Originally by: Karadion That's why we have squads where people can do whatever they want to do. We don't even have call to arms like alot of alliances do because participation is voluntary and encouraged. Goons have choices? You don't say!
Do what you want to do, as long as what you want to do is follow the leader.
ItÆs one thing to follow an fc in a combat situation or a leader on a strategic level. That is agreed. But being told how to vote about the direction of a spaceship game?
I don't think goons are oppressed. No one forces them to do this. It is just amazing to me how many people are so eager to fill that submissive role for some other individual's gain. We shall see how the votes come in.
CCP creates a game where you are immortal and can be whatever you want in this science fiction universe. Result: Thousands of people decide they would like to be storm troopers ruled by a self-described ruthless manipulative metrosexual bastard. Not only in-game but even meta-game.
I can't say I understand it, but it is interesting.
-Cearain
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Dramaticus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 19:04:00 -
[236]
a bunch of like minded individuals follow another like minded individual we are literally all zombies now
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 19:04:00 -
[237]
What gain do you see someone getting out of being in the CSM other than Internet space ship celebrity status?
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ACESsiggy
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.02 19:44:00 -
[238]
What a tool.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 19:53:00 -
[239]
Originally by: Tres Farmer
Interesting campaign. I'm intrigued by the reasoning to do 'good for all' by getting some teeth onto the CSM (technical teeth in regards to haggling with CCP).
The only question I got for The Mittani is this: What do you do if you find that the problem lies within CCP itself(*).. it's internal communication and organisational structure? What are you gonna do?
*) My thoughts here run along the lines of: 'No matter what you do or achieve, CCP itself is in trouble'. I mean, I don't believe you can change the corporate structure of CCP. On the other hand I don't even think you'll be able to get this kind of insight..
A few pages back I mentioned my concern that the issue might be one of managerial technique, since based on some of what I've heard from past CSMs, CCP doesn't appear to have any real best practices system at the coding level. This might have something to do with the reliance on the flavor of the month scrum/agile setup.
There might also be some issues with institutional memory or lack thereof since the firm has expanded massively in the past two years. People like Oveur and Torfi have been there for ages, but there's a lot of mid-level newdevs who have only been kicking around for a year tops.
This is my most serious concern, that all of this - the backlogs, the bugs, the half-implemented features, the schizophrenic development cycle - is a symptom of a hidden disease. That the reason why the CSMs have only gotten a few peripheral things done is that the underlying causes haven't been identified or dealt with.
In which case it's a 'simple matter' (heavy sarcasm, for those who do not understand scare quotes) of diagnosing the methods by which the dev teams interact and communicate (or don't) best practices and focus attention on that.
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General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.03.02 20:23:00 -
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Edited by: General Windypops on 02/03/2011 20:24:20
Originally by: The Mittani the issue might be.... based on some of what I've heard... doesn't appear to... this might have something to do with ... there might also be some issues in which case...
Have you worked out what this great big 'lie' is that we're supposedly being told yet? Because so far your entire campaign seems to based on raging against some massive elusive problem that you're not able to identify let alone solve. Just look how little clarity there was in your post above. All I can gather is that you're really angry about:
a) the 'System' (you hate systems) b) Minutes (you hate minutes) b) Bringing in fresh talent with new skills to CCP (god forbid that recruitment's a good thing) c) Some as yet undefined 'communication problem' (the precise problem here seems to change a lot)
Oh, and jump bridges. You're very very angry about jump bridges.
If you really are such a fan of honesty, Mittens, then practice what you preacha and admit you're doing this for political purposes.
Please resize your signature to no more than 120 x 400 pixels. - Adida Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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OhThis GuyAgain
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Posted - 2011.03.02 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops Because so far your entire campaign seems to based on raging against some massive elusive problem that you're not able to identify let alone solve. ...
It is really, really clearly obvious that his problem is that (according to him) the CSM is ineffective and broken because it doesn't have enough power and/or sway over what CCP does with Eve.
I mean, say what you will concerning whether or not he's correct, or comment on whether you believe electing him will solve anything, but you absolutely cannot claim that he's being vague or that he hasn't identified the problem he's rallying against. |

Dawn Scott
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Posted - 2011.03.02 20:57:00 -
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I like the sound of that disco hulk, my support goes to you and Kalrand.
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OhThis GuyAgain
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:17:00 -
[243]
Originally by: Dawn Scott I like the sound of that disco hulk, my support goes to you and Kalrand.
I feel like if they're both elected, they'll be staring intently at each other every time they meet.
If there were Disco Hulks around, I think such situations would be somewhat diffused. |

Dawn Scott
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:27:00 -
[244]
Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain
Originally by: Dawn Scott I like the sound of that disco hulk, my support goes to you and Kalrand.
I feel like if they're both elected, they'll be staring intently at each other every time they meet.
If there were Disco Hulks around, I think such situations would be somewhat diffused.
So that's the solution then, bring in the Disco Hulks.
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Thimian
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:44:00 -
[245]
goons are scammers. i wouldnt have a scammer in the CSM :) and even if he says everyone else lies doesnt mean he will be able to do anything better. this seems like only a measure to get voted up for, even if i think i agree with him.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:49:00 -
[246]
Originally by: Thimian this seems like only a measure to get voted up for, even if i think i agree with him.
What other possible reason would one announce one's candidacy for an election, if not to draw attention to it and garner votes?
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Nitemare111
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:53:00 -
[247]
Edited by: Nitemare111 on 02/03/2011 21:54:07
Originally by: Thimian goons are scammers. i wouldnt have a scammer in the CSM :) and even if he says everyone else lies doesnt mean he will be able to do anything better. this seems like only a measure to get voted up for, even if i think i agree with him.
You are playing Eve Online, right? Scamming is part of the game. So's lying, stealing, undercutting your market opponents, kamikaze attacks, assassination, spying, contract dodging, and sheep futtering.
Mittens is Glorious Leader. Glorious Leader is always right. Glorious Leader will lead us to an Eve with no glitches or lag. Glorious Leader will make hisec and nullsec come together and dance the dance of love with lowsec in a glorious meeting of the minds. Glorious Leader will make all right again.
****, forgot what I was going to originally post...
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E man Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:56:00 -
[248]
Mittans I have one question.
How do you propose to overcome the risk of CCP simply not telling you or informing you of certain projects because they are aprhensive of a negative reaction of such an antagnistic CSM.
______ Hello WoW players. Look at your toon, now back to me. Sadly it isn't me, but if it wasn't simplistic pre scripted linear mono dimensional game you could look like me. I'm in a Paladin |

Rhes
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:09:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Thimian goons are scammers.
This is an outrage. Goonswarm is a proper Christian spaceguild and we would never break any of the Ten Commandments.
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digi
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:58:00 -
[250]
Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain
Originally by: General Windypops Because so far your entire campaign seems to based on raging against some massive elusive problem that you're not able to identify let alone solve. ...
It is really, really clearly obvious that his problem is that (according to him) the CSM is ineffective and broken because it doesn't have enough power and/or sway over what CCP does with Eve.
I mean, say what you will concerning whether or not he's correct, or comment on whether you believe electing him will solve anything, but you absolutely cannot claim that he's being vague or that he hasn't identified the problem he's rallying against.
By your logic, we should not have a CSM at all. It's ineffective.
Everything you think you know is a whitewash and none of us outside of the CSM and CCP will ever know the exact truth. Has the CSM ever lived up to its stated purpose? We catch mere glimpses of the true answer but signs indicate to the negative.
I believe this man can add value to the CSM. I have never known him to lie in the time I have known him IRL. I believe his past experiences will be a benefit to all causes as the man is trained to lay out such causes in a logical manner and then present them to a person in power. You will not find anymore more qualified to give you the straight story and you will not find many people that care more about this game.
If you want to know where the dirt lies, you need to look under the grass.
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Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.03 01:11:00 -
[251]
Originally by: Nitemare111 Edited by: Nitemare111 on 02/03/2011 21:54:07
Originally by: Thimian goons are scammers. i wouldnt have a scammer in the CSM :) and even if he says everyone else lies doesnt mean he will be able to do anything better. this seems like only a measure to get voted up for, even if i think i agree with him.
You are playing Eve Online, right? Scamming is part of the game. So's lying, stealing, undercutting your market opponents, kamikaze attacks, assassination, spying, contract dodging, and sheep futtering.
Mittens is Glorious Leader. Glorious Leader is always right. Glorious Leader will lead us to an Eve with no glitches or lag. Glorious Leader will make hisec and nullsec come together and dance the dance of love with lowsec in a glorious meeting of the minds. Glorious Leader will make all right again.
****, forgot what I was going to originally post...
That Mittens is a moron, but you're too much of a ***** to post that.
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Golar Crexis
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Posted - 2011.03.03 01:52:00 -
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I'm voting for Mittani as this is internet spaceships and whats the worst that can happen?
But one quick question for Mittani. I have read a few of your TentonHammer articles and you assert dominion sov is broken. Speaking as someone who has not really experienced sov battles or maintaining sov (except for a few weeks in (what was) Initiative space). In what way is sov broken?
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Kar Yu
Gallente CryoTech Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:11:00 -
[253]
It is interesting your point of view about the CSM elections. I agree that have been a lot of misconception about what the CSM really is. Like you said, it is not about getting me a hulk with more power or whatever.
But everyone goes in the same direction: 0.0 space.
I know for a fact that Goonswarm is the big one in EVE. I know you operate in 0.0. Also, most of the candidates always focus on 0.0. For me that is frustrating. What if I donŠt want to play my gamestyle in low sec or 0.0? Should I be happy about whats going on in high sec? No. More and more CCP gets more content, more 0.0 stuff. What about the rest? Stop the content for a while, balance the game, fix the bugs! This is what I think everyone, not only the candidates should do.
Im so tired of listen people talking about 0.0. PvP is not only in 0.0 you know? Bad boys kill us in 0.0 with big guns and big ships and we the no-0.0 guys kill you in high sec in the market, in manufacturing and so on. But for the regular player that dont even have a feel for pvp (im one) I prefer to play at my pace doing what I like. The problem is the game have also itŠs problems in high sec. Be that the economy that is not balanced, the bugs, and many other problems.
Sure, EVE is a better place that it was like 3 years ago when I started.
DonŠt take me wrong please, but IŠm tired of listen to people talking only about 0.0 and whatŠs going on in low sec or WH space. (In fact I do like WH).
There are many things for a high sec player that should be improved but it seams no one talks about it. When some new stuff gets developed by CCP, about 70% of a update is stuff about 0.0.
Missions sux for example, they are unbalanced and most of the times the rewards sux. Sure, I know in 0.0 things get more rewarding, I dont want to mine jaspet in 0.9 ! I understand very well the risk=reward ratio and I agree with it.
For a noob the game is almost impossible to learn unless you get some help. The interface is very confusing, and you get lost searching for info. I got a couple of friends that are really "nerds" about gaming and every single of them had problems learning the game. Sure I admit, the EvE is complex, but do really the way a player interacts with the game need to be so complex too?
ItŠs almost impossible for a relative new player to venture into low sec with out having a huge corp to back it up. Like it is almost impossible a med sized corp to conquer anything in 0.0 because years of playing made the big ones king there. Goonswarm included ;) (not that is all bad).
I think if you really talk from the heart, and it seams to me you are, you understand many aspects of my point of view.
DonŠt intend this as a critic to you, your corp or alliance, this is a general critical about my view of the game and of course, to short since this is not the place.
If you can assure that you kick CCP ass providing good and honest feedback to them about us (the player base) you have my vote. Just remember you, and everyone, there is more then 0.0 space and more then a sound bug.
Best regards and fly safe,
Kar ___________________________
"Do, or do not! There is no try"
- Yoda, Jedi Master
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:35:00 -
[254]
Originally by: E man Industries
How do you propose to overcome the risk of CCP simply not telling you or informing you of certain projects because they are aprhensive of a negative reaction of such an antagnistic CSM.
I also enjoyed the 10 ton hammer write ups. May not agree but you do know the game and you would be an active CSM rep.
i have a pretty good relationship with the CCP staff i've met over the years, though usually it's in the context of "let's go get completely ****ed up" rather than "you are a dev and i am going to hump your leg about spaceships."
i think you may be mistaking my pledge to be a manipulative bastard to be a promise to bang my shoe on a podium and throw a tantrum, which wouldn't be particularly cunning, manipulative, or bastard-y. this is something that cropped up earlier in the thread, as well; you can zealously represent the playerbase without antagonizing your CCP interlocutors needlessly.
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Orkasm
Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:38:00 -
[255]
Mittens gets an Ork vote
Fix it big man!
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:45:00 -
[256]
Originally by: Golar Crexis I'm voting for Mittani as this is internet spaceships and whats the worst that can happen?
But one quick question for Mittani. I have read a few of your TentonHammer articles and you assert dominion sov is broken. Speaking as someone who has not really experienced sov battles or maintaining sov (except for a few weeks in (what was) Initiative space). In what way is sov broken?
christ, don't even get me started. the dominion system was intended to have two halves to its features; the idea was that you would cut out the old pos-war mechanic with the ihub/tcu/sbu system on the one hand, and increase the population density of 0.0 with upgrades and an automated treaty system on the other. the treaty system was there to help larger alliances shelter and develop smaller alliances, either through rent or tribute or whatever. it had a locational standings system (blue in this constellation and this pipe, neutral elsewhere) as well as an automated payment collection setup. when dominion was released, the entire treaty feature was thrown into the gulag of the backlog, never to be seen again.
this meant that you had the 'solidify power' segments of dominion invoked - upgrades, sbu system, ihubs etc - without the mechanic to get new alliances started in nullsec. power has solidified and with the exception of BORT there's no real new blood in nullsec, it's just us same old grizzled great warriors hanging out on jabber pursuing ancient grudges. actually there's not even grudges to fuel us, it's a lot of HoN and LoL and WoT. :/
also, while i'm not a game designer and the CSM is explicitly not for game designer wannabes, people don't really enjoy the sov system much. alliances lose their sov when they cascade through other means, usually griefing, not because of heads-up conquest. that's because the structure shots are just so utterly boring ugh
in the pre-dominion system, goonswarm at its peak held 10 regions. even though pos-war was a pain, it was fairly entertaining and you could enjoy conquest for its own sake. in dominion there's not much impetus for serious conquest just because it's so boring. goonswarm holds one region, half of which is given to our allies at any given moment, plus some jump bridges down to fountain. we have a 'tight' sov footprint, and while that's probably better for the game than us owning half the galaxy like we used to, it's highly unlikely that we'll lose deklein, ever.
also, supercapitals should die a lot more. death to supercapitals. they enhance the 'dominion sucks' experience and they have a tremendous lag-wake due to fighterbombers and god knows what else. ugh.
:words:
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:51:00 -
[257]
Originally by: Kar Yu
I think if you really talk from the heart, and it seams to me you are, you understand many aspects of my point of view.
DonŠt intend this as a critic to you, your corp or alliance, this is a general critical about my view of the game and of course, to short since this is not the place.
If you can assure that you kick CCP ass providing good and honest feedback to them about us (the player base) you have my vote. Just remember you, and everyone, there is more then 0.0 space and more then a sound bug.
I snipped some of your post so I can have some room to reply. While I am the leader of a nullsec bloc, I am not a 'nullsec only' candidate. There are a scandalous number of features lost in CCP's backlog, and only a tiny proportion have anything to do with nullsec. There's an even greater number of proposals the CSM has approved that are in an separate backlog.
CCP comes up with ideas, implements half of them and drops the other half by patch time.
CSM upvotes player issues, a tiny proportion get implemented, the rest languish.
These are the two vectors by which the backlog grows.
So yes - I'm from a nullsec bloc. I lead one. I know a lot about nullsec, even though I am secretly a big PvE guy (I wish EVE had PvE half as fun as WoW, so I could actually have fun in this game when not at war/murdering people in pvp/dying in pvp). Why should you care about my candidacy?
Because I'm not promising to add features to the backlog. I'm not saying 'hey, I can do xyz for you, empire guy'! Instead, I'm going to try to make the CSM into a more effective advocate, to get the things lost in the shadows from CSM1->CSM5 addressed - and a ton of those features and player proposals impact your game, if you're in empire, or in lowsec. They've already been approved by popular acclamation; they're just rotting, wasting away.
Ugh.
anyway, that's the poop.
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Rhedea
BlackWing Cartel
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Posted - 2011.03.03 06:46:00 -
[258]
I don't like goons. I don't trust goons. That said you have done a fine job returning goons to nullsec. Your organizing abilities are proven.
It will make me sick to my stomach if I vote for you.
Question
Do you believe that forming an coalition between alliances be like a wardec and be paid for. I've read posts on this subject and was wondering if you had any thoughts on this.
I like to see more work done on the UI HUD. PI and the bounty system. Keep up with the bug fixes and lag issues.
Good luck in the voting.
Rhed (GBC)

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Sikhtar
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 07:02:00 -
[259]
I support this product and/or service
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 08:05:00 -
[260]
Originally by: Rhedea Do you believe that forming an coalition between alliances be like a wardec and be paid for. I've read posts on this subject and was wondering if you had any thoughts on this.
How would that be enforced, exactly? If two alliances informally agree to not shoot each other, are CCP supposed to sneak a GM into Teamspeak to monitor which targets are being called?
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Khory Thunderstar
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Posted - 2011.03.03 11:19:00 -
[261]
Originally by: The Mittani
What I Can Offer You:
The raw, ugly truth.
Oh well.
If im falling for a trap, might as well fall for the most obvious one.
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Awesome Possum
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.03.03 12:42:00 -
[262]
I'm willing to vote for Mitts, but there's a 300 mill isk pre-vote security deposit, he'll get it back right after the election.
Please send 300mill per vote (up to 5) to this character, thanks. ♥
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Mynxee
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.03 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani There are a scandalous number of features lost in CCP's backlog, and only a tiny proportion have anything to do with nullsec. There's an even greater number of proposals the CSM has approved that are in an separate backlog.
They're all in the same backlog, which is just a Hansoft database. In that database, CSM items are tagged so that they can be identified as CSM items and so that it is easier to do a query for all CSM items in the backlog to produce a working list of what has not yet been selected for implementation.
Related to that, a useful effort by CSM 6 would be to identify backlogged CSM items that have become obsolete due to EVE's evolution. There are likely to be at least a few such items in there. CCP doesn't seem to do any focused weeding out of items. However, it is possible that teams who are reviewing the backlog to identify stories to propose during sprint planning could notice obsolete CSM items (now that they are finally identifiable as CSM items!) and bring them to the CSM's attention. But at the end of the day, this is a task that the CSM should probably do as a "special project", maybe every other term. Would require working from a list provided by CSM advocates, since CSM does not have even read access to the backlog (although that has been requested via our advocates and directly to CCP Oveur in the October meeting).
Chair, CSM5
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: Mynxee
Originally by: The Mittani There are a scandalous number of features lost in CCP's backlog, and only a tiny proportion have anything to do with nullsec. There's an even greater number of proposals the CSM has approved that are in an separate backlog.
They're all in the same backlog, which is just a Hansoft database. In that database, CSM items are tagged so that they can be identified as CSM items and so that it is easier to do a query for all CSM items in the backlog to produce a working list of what has not yet been selected for implementation.
Related to that, a useful effort by CSM 6 would be to identify backlogged CSM items that have become obsolete due to EVE's evolution. There are likely to be at least a few such items in there. CCP doesn't seem to do any focused weeding out of items. However, it is possible that teams who are reviewing the backlog to identify stories to propose during sprint planning could notice obsolete CSM items (now that they are finally identifiable as CSM items!) and bring them to the CSM's attention. But at the end of the day, this is a task that the CSM should probably do as a "special project", maybe every other term. Would require working from a list provided by CSM advocates, since CSM does not have even read access to the backlog (although that has been requested via our advocates and directly to CCP Oveur in the October meeting).
Why would it matter if the items are obscure or not? CCP obviously isn't working on it as it is.
Gotta walk in stations guys WALK IN STATIONS
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Rhedea Do you believe that forming an coalition between alliances be like a wardec and be paid for. I've read posts on this subject and was wondering if you had any thoughts on this.
How would that be enforced, exactly? If two alliances informally agree to not shoot each other, are CCP supposed to sneak a GM into Teamspeak to monitor which targets are being called?
I would imagine he wants people to have to pay upkeep for blue standings, in which case red would become the new blue. If it cost to have standings at all, then all of the northern coalition alliances would simply disband and their corporations join Morsus Mihi (and if population numbers mandated, Morsus Mihi 2, Morsus Mihi 3, etc). The problem with trying to get players to suffer a negative thing is that players affected by the new negative thing will do their best to avoid it.
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Mynxee
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.03 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Mynxee on 03/03/2011 16:23:02
Originally by: EnderCapitalG Why would it matter if the items are obscure or not? CCP obviously isn't working on it as it is.
Gotta walk in stations guys WALK IN STATIONS
As I understand it, the backlog is a "living list" of stories (in the Agile meaning of "story") that is constantly referenced, added to, updated, and re-prioritized during each development cycle. So, it's not exactly accurate to say that CCP isn't working on the backlog. Items from the backlog inform each development cycle. Problem is, the stories that players may desire to get some attention don't always manage to bubble to the top and get assigned to a sprint team.
Still, CSM5 had some real successes in getting CCP to implement a number of backlogged CSM items. We wrote a devblog about that and there have been other backlogged CSM items implemented since then as well.
Chair, CSM5
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Alexa Dent0n
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Posted - 2011.03.03 17:14:00 -
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Sure why not, got a vote incoming from me.
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Alina Wize
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.03.03 21:12:00 -
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If you're not voting for The Mittani than you're voting for the TERRORISTS!
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Harold Hammerstein
Caldari KINGS OF EDEN Sev3rance
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Posted - 2011.03.03 22:37:00 -
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The Mittani has my vote.
none of these internet space-ship pixels are real, it's a game. games are about fun. this dude makes me laugh. players is what makes this game fun. Clicking on a target and pressing "F1" and waiting till it asplodes - is like microwaving baked potatoes - boring... This guy adds tin-foil.
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
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General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:05:00 -
[270]
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein The Mittani has my vote.
none of these internet space-ship pixels are real, it's a game. games are about fun. this dude makes me laugh. players is what makes this game fun. Clicking on a target and pressing "F1" and waiting till it asplodes - is like microwaving baked potatoes - boring... This guy adds tin-foil.
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
I'm glad he "makes you laugh". You should already know the people he wants to be on the CSM with him as he's orchestrated the whole block voting process with them already ya big dufus!
Enjoy your 'freedom'. Such a rebel!
Please resize your signature to no more than 120 x 400 pixels. - Adida Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:07:00 -
[271]
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
I believe he might just have a list.
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Lady Spanky
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:10:00 -
[272]
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
I believe he might just have a list.
I love all the political ignoramuses who think that a vote for Mittens is a vote against the 'system'. Really fills your heart with hope for the future of the world when people are that easily duped.
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digi
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:51:00 -
[273]
Originally by: Lady Spanky
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
I believe he might just have a list.
I love all the political ignoramuses who think that a vote for Mittens is a vote against the 'system'. Really fills your heart with hope for the future of the world when people are that easily duped.
Would you like to tell us how the CSM came to its existence? Please detail the events leading up to the formation of the first CSM.
Seriouspost.
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Golar Crexis
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Golar Crexis I'm voting for Mittani as this is internet spaceships and whats the worst that can happen?
But one quick question for Mittani. I have read a few of your TentonHammer articles and you assert dominion sov is broken. Speaking as someone who has not really experienced sov battles or maintaining sov (except for a few weeks in (what was) Initiative space). In what way is sov broken?
christ, don't even get me started. the dominion system was intended to have two halves to its features; the idea was that you would cut out the old pos-war mechanic with the ihub/tcu/sbu system on the one hand, and increase the population density of 0.0 with upgrades and an automated treaty system on the other. the treaty system was there to help larger alliances shelter and develop smaller alliances, either through rent or tribute or whatever. it had a locational standings system (blue in this constellation and this pipe, neutral elsewhere) as well as an automated payment collection setup. when dominion was released, the entire treaty feature was thrown into the gulag of the backlog, never to be seen again.
this meant that you had the 'solidify power' segments of dominion invoked - upgrades, sbu system, ihubs etc - without the mechanic to get new alliances started in nullsec. power has solidified and with the exception of BORT there's no real new blood in nullsec, it's just us same old grizzled great warriors hanging out on jabber pursuing ancient grudges. actually there's not even grudges to fuel us, it's a lot of HoN and LoL and WoT. :/
also, while i'm not a game designer and the CSM is explicitly not for game designer wannabes, people don't really enjoy the sov system much. alliances lose their sov when they cascade through other means, usually griefing, not because of heads-up conquest. that's because the structure shots are just so utterly boring ugh
in the pre-dominion system, goonswarm at its peak held 10 regions. even though pos-war was a pain, it was fairly entertaining and you could enjoy conquest for its own sake. in dominion there's not much impetus for serious conquest just because it's so boring. goonswarm holds one region, half of which is given to our allies at any given moment, plus some jump bridges down to fountain. we have a 'tight' sov footprint, and while that's probably better for the game than us owning half the galaxy like we used to, it's highly unlikely that we'll lose deklein, ever.
also, supercapitals should die a lot more. death to supercapitals. they enhance the 'dominion sucks' experience and they have a tremendous lag-wake due to fighterbombers and god knows what else. ugh.
:words:
Thanks for the reply. Best of luck with helping to *fix* eve
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Golar Crexis
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:59:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein The Mittani has my vote.
none of these internet space-ship pixels are real, it's a game. games are about fun. this dude makes me laugh. players is what makes this game fun. Clicking on a target and pressing "F1" and waiting till it asplodes - is like microwaving baked potatoes - boring... This guy adds tin-foil.
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
I'm glad he "makes you laugh". You should already know the people he wants to be on the CSM with him as he's orchestrated the whole block voting process with them already ya big dufus!
Enjoy your 'freedom'. Such a rebel!
Dude its a GAME 0_0
fake edit: double posting like a boss
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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops I'm glad he "makes you laugh". You should already know the people he wants to be on the CSM with him as he's orchestrated the whole block voting process with them already ya big dufus!
Enjoy your 'freedom'. Such a rebel!
If it keeps bad posters like you off the CSM I am all for bloc voting hijinks.
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Tango Zulu
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: Scanner717 I support not only the removal of Jump Bridges but I will go you one farther and ask that POS's have their reinforce timer shorted to 2 hour maximum. Because this crap with infinite isk streaming out of a dead weight brainless structures is killing any hope of warfare by attrition. Botting is a no brainer, KILL IT. I refuse to believe that none of the technology used by other MMO's to track and prevent alterations to game client cannot be used in eve. Mittani is not interested in changing a thing, even though a causal observer can look at the server killing Supercap fights and the real world problems associated with alarm clock ops, people told to skip work and school to be present to shoot pixels is obscene, and run screaming. voting for carebears, and by that I mean people casual minded is absolutely a better choice because hardcores :read mittani: want the bar of entry to match their current play schedule and have all else treading water. This simply put is why no Sov holding allaince can hold anything without forming a multi alliance power bloc. Look out at the map how much has actually changed hands in a years time, and how did it really change, was it by actual war or did most of the sov change hands because the sitting defender splintered? Has eve gotten more interesting or has null cooled to the most stable state it has ever been.
Moon income at the highest level is for corporation/alliance costs. Anyone making huge (personal tech moons) profit off of it is a leech. Ours are used for subsidies, sov costs, infrastructure, and reimbursements.
Botting does need to die. But as noted earlier, CCP has to fry the bigger fish (RMTers) before they can Unholy Rage Mk. II the smaller guy botting for his PLEXes. Because, while all botters are lazy, RMTers are actually stealing money from CCPs pocket. And at the bottom of it all, CCP is still a business.
Who said Mittani favored Supercapital fights, especially those of the server killing kind? He Multiboxes drakes and Maelstroms on fleet fights, and gets an erection about HIS SABRE in small-gang stuff. Everyone wants supercapitals nerfed, because everyone agrees it's killing 0.0 pvp.
Also, no one in my years here has been told to skip work or school. Many people have done so, and have been called (and I quote) "F***ing idiots," and on occasion, "Worse than ******."
The map's changed a lot, this is bad? (there was much laughter when we lost Delve to our own incompetence)
And (pretty much exactly for the reasons laid out in Mittani's latest TTH.com post) yes it is the most stagnant in our recallable history. *Because a big war was just won. A feud that has lasted years is decided.* And by most stagnant I mean NC is fighting on the drone border, and DC is skirmishing/outright fighting Evzeroke. So most stagnant = wars still happening, which invalidates the point I figure you were trying to make.
Rebalance supercaps and remap sovereignty to two-three years ago, this'd still be the most interesting time in EVE to play. (Maybe rollback Dominion sov mechanics too. )
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William Loire
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.04 01:49:00 -
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Edited by: William Loire on 04/03/2011 01:57:49 I wonder how Mittens feels about the 0.0 logisitics...
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Awesome Possum
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.03.04 02:14:00 -
[279]
Originally by: Lady Spanky
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
I believe he might just have a list.
I love all the political ignoramuses who think that a vote for Mittens is a vote against the 'system'. Really fills your heart with hope for the future of the world when people are that easily duped.
You're not Spank and you never will be. ♥
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Tango Zulu
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 04:14:00 -
[280]
Originally by: Andrea Griffin How exactly do you plan to do this? The CSM has zero power. CCP can abolish it on a whim. CCP doesn't answer to the CSM, it's the other way around.
If I may, as Mittani's response didn't include this, albeit I think his campaign understands these facts:
As a business, CCP takes stock in public opinion of them. If the player base feels like they're being ignored, they'll become discontented, and if actively rejected, upset. When an idea is brought forward initially, it starts as "I think this is a good idea." Those ideas then build evidence and are presented as a cause to the government (in this case CCP Devs). If the cause has a large part of the populace affected by it, then the supreme authority of the standing government should take notice and make a motion to edit it for the sake of public opinion. (In real life, for votes to get re-elected, in here, with our wallets)
So: -If the CSM is listened to by CCP peacefully, then it's doing its job as described. *This is desired.*
-If the CSM only agrees with CCP, or disagrees with CCP but doesn't raise some hell, public opinion is at best irrelevant. Discontent increases.
-If the CSM is not being listened to by CCP and raises some hell, and it fixes something that many people need (not just a corporation or alliance, but the entirety of 0.0, or lowsec, or highsec), then it's evolving into an effective interface between the players, and the people who design what is played.
-Lastly, (and here's where a hardline maneuver comes in handy if the upvoted backlog expands as hundreds of things tens of thousands of people approve of fall into development hell, while new and shiny with poor support structure underneath continue showing up) If the CSM is being ignored, pressures CCP, and CCP pulls the plug, it shows that we're being ignored and this is just a political bluff to make us fat, dumb, and happy.
All these :words: to say: When pandering to our desire to feel important, we may get comfortable with the position of the CSM. Even if CCP contemplates only one in every twenty ideas, and utilizes one in a hundred, they can hide behind minor successes. The CSM *needs* to be a driving force, and if CCP cuts them off it'll do more harm than good for them. We need a powerful leader for the CSM, and a powerful enough figure to garner the following to get there.
/longpost
Mepost: It may be my being American, but when there's problems that are allowed to sit while the government tries new failed experiments, it's my civic duty to complain (Madison's 1st amendment, speech and assembly clauses) and resist (Jefferson's belief in frequent political revolutions) rather than roll over. Key example: jumpbridges, if the silly notion of removing(or sharply nerfing) actually is being contemplated, HELL YEAH IT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. That would do terrible things to the 0.0 playerbase across the board, which would cause quitting, which would hurt CCP's bottom line, which would reduce their budget to give us what we want as players everywhere. A decision by people who don't use them, hurting people who do, needs a strong force to undo the damage before it's put in place.
That's what I want in CSM6, and that's why Mittani has my vote.
Tl;dr: CCP needs apply community-wide approved CSM ideas with more zeal rather than bucketing them. If they don't it'll suck for them. Mittani has a track record of getting s*** done. I am the GSF and I vote.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 08:40:00 -
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Originally by: Rhedea
Do you believe that forming an coalition between alliances be like a wardec and be paid for. I've read posts on this subject and was wondering if you had any thoughts on this.
I like to see more work done on the UI HUD. PI and the bounty system. Keep up with the bug fixes and lag issues.
You can't really enforce an external, game-mechanic based fix on what are ultimately social bonds between players. You can try, but it'll just be worked around via jabber, IRC, fleets in different areas or any number of cunning ways. You can't force people to be friends any more than you can force them to /not/ be friends; diplomacy has always been a weapon in this game that some master (usually blocs), and some complain about (usually 'elite pvp', no-standings entities who end up losing to blocs).
While I don't think that I'd be in a position to ram through anything involving UI (since that's not what the CSM does, sadly), my personal take on the UI issue is that CCP should, in an ideal world, open up UI programming just like Blizzard has in WoW. The WoW UI has incorporated a whole slew of player-designed mods over the years, which has made the UI ever better. By contrast, the EVE UI is a dog's breakfast, a goddamned spreadsheet in space. Ugh.
I think PI is boring as hell. I have a couple of PI alts. I tried it. I have no idea how it's going to work with DUST. Does anyone even mention DUST anymore? Heh. I had hopes it would be a cool minigame, or develop into one. It's not right now, it's tedious crap. Better than ratting though!
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 08:47:00 -
[282]
Edited by: The Mittani on 04/03/2011 08:47:35
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein The Mittani has my vote.
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
Vile Rat, obviously. I could have kept the 'official GSF vote' all to myself, but VR works for the State Department and is a political genius, as anyone who's dealt with him ingame would know. He is the good cop to my bad cop, and we've done a lot together over the years.
Seleene and I get along famously, even though we're technically hostile to each other at the moment; he also knows the ins and outs of how CCP works better than anyone else who will be on the CSM, which is going to be key if my Unpleasant Hunch - that the rot lies within the lack of best practices in CCP itself - turns out to be more than a hunch.
I'll be pretty happy with the usual suspects who I suspect will get in. I'm not sure how the Russian vote is going to line up, since I can't read the language; we'll either have Krutoj or Death or possibly both. The NC will vote in at least one guy, assuming they don't vote-split into a billion shards. I expect TEST to come out strong for White Tree.
In sum, I'm not too worried about it. I think that I'll be able to work with just about anyone, especially since my campaign message has essentially been agreed to by just about every other candidate w/r/t the CSM needing to be a more powerful, effective advocate and for the backlog to be addressed. I'm saying the sky is blue, it's hard to argue with that.
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Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2011.03.04 10:39:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani ... if my Unpleasant Hunch - that the rot lies within the lack of best practices in CCP itself - turns out to be more than a hunch.
The "year of excellence" with the HTFU video, the "switching to SCRUM" the "X wrote this and nobody else dares touch that code" - these issues raise such a stench of code smell that I don't even have to be on the same side of the planet to smell it.
I'd love to work with CCP, even if it's only so I can unravel the POS code and put them on the path to resurrecting The Dead Horse. Who knows, maybe at FanFest I'll get a CCP HR person drunk enough that they offer me a job.
In the meantime, good luck with getting all the NC to vote for the candidate they're supposed to. I look forward to seeing Goons see just how good they can make this game before they get around to screwing it up :)
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GOTCH
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:35:00 -
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Well here goes,first off let me say im no fan of the Goons,in fact if i said i think their lower than a rattlesnakes belly in a wagon rut,it would be being generous.That said i find myself agreing(jeez whats the universe coming to)with Mittansboy.CCP have forgoten the number one rule of retail,the customer is always right(even when their wrong).They dont give a monkeys ass about our views,anyone who has ever submitted a pettition knows this.The only way they will sit up and listen is if we all stopped paying.Unfortunatly there is a sizable group within eve,who think CCP can do no wrong.You only had to read the gushing,vomit inducing forums when the game went down for a day a little while back.Guys they gave you a few skill points,not a fully fitted wyvern.The next best thing is someone on the council who will annoy the devs.So vote for The Mittani,even if he turns out to be full of ****,you know where you stand with a Goon.And as he says,he is a ruthless,devious bastard.You know you get with him exactly what it says on the tin,so good luck,but methinks CCP will block your attempt at being chair.
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Tango Zulu
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 16:36:00 -
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Edited by: Tango Zulu on 04/03/2011 16:39:44 ^^ I actually twitched trying to read that. He's right, but needs to resurrect his spacebar in some arcane ritual. It's in its death spasms.
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Cearain
Caldari The IMPERIUM of LaZy NATION
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Posted - 2011.03.04 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani Edited by: The Mittani on 04/03/2011 08:47:35
Originally by: Harold Hammerstein The Mittani has my vote.
Question for you Mittani - who would you like to see on the CSM with you?
In sum, I'm not too worried about it. I think that I'll be able to work with just about anyone, especially since my campaign message has essentially been agreed to by just about every other candidate w/r/t the CSM needing to be a more powerful, effective advocate and for the backlog to be addressed. I'm saying the sky is blue, it's hard to argue with that.
I read the subject of your message as saying the other candidates are lying to the players. Has the message changed? Or do the current crop of candidates agree that they are lying to the players? Or is there some other ôtheyö that is doing the lying?
Do you think anyone running again from csm 6 will win? If so how do you think they will feel about you calling them ôthe current crop of idiotsö?
Do you think you will be able to manipulate them like your goons who -you claim - would give you all of their votes if you didnÆt allow vile rat to run?
-Cearain
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OhThis GuyAgain
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Posted - 2011.03.04 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Cearain Do you think anyone running again from csm 6 will win?
Huh? |

Cearain
Caldari The IMPERIUM of LaZy NATION
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Posted - 2011.03.04 18:02:00 -
[288]
Originally by: OhThis GuyAgain
Originally by: Cearain Do you think anyone running again from csm 6 will win?
Huh?
Thank you. I have edited the original post. -Cearain
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Ladie Scarlet
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Posted - 2011.03.04 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: GOTCH Well here goes,first off let me say im no fan of the Goons,in fact if i said i think their lower than a rattlesnakes belly in a wagon rut,it would be being generous.That said i find myself agreing(jeez whats the universe coming to)with Mittansboy.CCP have forgoten the number one rule of retail,the customer is always right(even when their wrong).They dont give a monkeys ass about our views,anyone who has ever submitted a pettition knows this.The only way they will sit up and listen is if we all stopped paying.Unfortunatly there is a sizable group within eve,who think CCP can do no wrong.You only had to read the gushing,vomit inducing forums when the game went down for a day a little while back.Guys they gave you a few skill points,not a fully fitted wyvern.The next best thing is someone on the council who will annoy the devs.So vote for The Mittani,even if he turns out to be full of ****,you know where you stand with a Goon.And as he says,he is a ruthless,devious bastard.You know you get with him exactly what it says on the tin,so good luck,but methinks CCP will block your attempt at being chair.
What do you have against your spacebar?
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Widemouth Deepthroat
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Posted - 2011.03.04 22:41:00 -
[290]
Every year someone is going to change CSM. Just more smoke going up the buthole but nothing actually happens. I think this has more to do with the Goons being preemptively buthurt about proposed 0.0 changes.
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Rhes
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.04 23:59:00 -
[291]
Originally by: Widemouth Deepthroat Every year someone is going to change CSM. Just more smoke going up the buthole but nothing actually happens. I think this has more to do with the Goons being preemptively buthurt about proposed 0.0 changes.
More that when CCP proposed drastic changes to 0.0 nobody on the current CSM said anything about it.
There's nothing wrong with getting people elected to the CSM that actually live in nullsec to give feedback on nullsec changes.
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Hrothgar Doran
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Posted - 2011.03.05 11:38:00 -
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Mittani, I have a question. Do you think that CSM should have a veto on some/most/all of CCP's actions/buffs/nerfs/features, etc?
I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but 10 pages is quite a bit to scan. Apoligies in advance to those who allready asked this or something similiar.
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Malcanis
Caldari Alcohlics Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.03.05 11:57:00 -
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I have a question for mittens!
Assuming the vote fairy woke up in bed next to you one Sunday morning and promised you a wish in return for not saying anything to her boyfriend, who, out of the announced candidates, would comprise your "ideal result" CSM?
1: The Mittani as Chair (obviously) 2: Vile Rat? 3:? 4:? 5:? 6:? 7:? 8:? 9:?
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Harvey Skywarker
Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2011.03.05 15:27:00 -
[294]
Obvious, OP is a knob, is obvious.
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Isonda
Gallente Okkelen Grave Robbers
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Posted - 2011.03.05 15:55:00 -
[295]
I support this labor union. Unions makes the workers strong.
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erohW gaB
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Posted - 2011.03.05 16:18:00 -
[296]
Anyone with The in their name is..........
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whaynethepain
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Posted - 2011.03.05 16:36:00 -
[297]
"What I Can Offer You:
The raw, ugly truth. No pretty illusions. No false promises."
I'm going to quote you on that.
The biggest words I know are swear words, I know something is developing in Eve, because I'm downloading a patch.
All I want is a simple warnings of new developments that may spoil my Eve Online gaming rituals. Or I will ragequit Eve.
The other csm's seem to be speculating future depelopments in Eve as if it was their idea, close as they may become, and little as they effect the outcome, I still find this an insult.
Your my only hope.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.05 16:39:00 -
[298]
Originally by: whaynethepain
Your
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Ace Secunda
Black Viper Nomads
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Posted - 2011.03.05 17:00:00 -
[299]
So, long story short.....
CCP pitch ideas to CSM, CSM gives feedback, CCP decides whether to listen or not and still does as it wants?
To be honest, I don't notice half the bugs people whine about, I'm too busy enjoying making people explode (or exploding myself), do we need CSM, maybe, maybe not. I, like 80% of other people, probably wont even vote and will we notice anything that has come about from CSM interaction, probably not :D
As long as I'm still able to lock and start shooting I'm happy.......
'If I can't blow it up It don't exsist'
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Veranius
Sigillum Militum Xpisti Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.03.05 17:33:00 -
[300]
Edited by: Veranius on 05/03/2011 17:38:58 I too once thought The Mittani was smug, foul mouthed scamming ***got like most of eve believes the rest of goons to be. Why? Because I had never actually talked/heard him talk and had only read his smug posts on Kugu. After joining the CFC and listening to his last, silver tongued "State of Te Goonion" speech I realized my impression was obviously wrong and that the impression I got from the rest of eve was wrong.
Mayhaps, dear reader, you too have heard such rumors?
And two things to all the dudes hurf blurfing about jump bridges
1) They are not 100% safe and can be camped effectively with as little as 5 ships, a solid knowledge of game mechanics and patience/intel.
2) If JBs are removed from the game/nerfed to hell and back then titans will become the new JBs. The need for more titans = more botting due to the astronomical cost of the ships. So p much a vote for JB nerf is an indirect vote for botting.
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2011.03.05 21:46:00 -
[301]
Gonna vote for this guy. His opening post and comments sounded more honest than most stuff I read.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.05 22:49:00 -
[302]
Originally by: Hrothgar Doran Mittani, I have a question. Do you think that CSM should have a veto on some/most/all of CCP's actions/buffs/nerfs/features, etc?
I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but 10 pages is quite a bit to scan. Apoligies in advance to those who allready asked this or something similiar.
It doesn't matter if I think they should have a veto or not, because they never will have a veto.
Half of being a good politician is knowing how to pick your battles. Incarna, for example, has millions of dollars of real-world cash invested in it. It's going to happen. Period; trying to stop it, thinking your group of nine player reps can somehow get in the way of that amount of already-sunk capital, is a waste of effort.
You might be able to offer input and feedback to tweak it or improve it.
Originally by: Malcanis I have a question for mittens!
Assuming the vote fairy woke up in bed next to you one Sunday morning and promised you a wish in return for not saying anything to her boyfriend, who, out of the announced candidates, would comprise your "ideal result" CSM?
1: The Mittani as Chair (obviously) 2: Vile Rat? 3:?
The actual rankings don't matter. Obviously I want the Chair, but if I wanted the chair over ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ELSE I wouldn't vote-split the GSF bloc with Vile Rat. So clearly having VR on the CSM is more important to me than the Chair slot itself. The chair will be a helpful tool if I can get it, though; it shows a mandate, and implies power (even if the actual listed powers of the Chair are minimal).
I want solid and capable people on the CSM who aren't sperglords with no understanding of politics. The sort of person who'll try to 'Stop Incarna' or drone on about trivial bull**** for hours isn't going to help anything. Seleene knows his ****, Death and Krutoj know their ****. White Tree is solid.
I personally think that Meissa owns, having hung out with him at the 09 Fanfest. I think my platform annoys the **** out of him, but if you're a diehard '**** nullsec, **** the mittani' kind of voter, I'd point to Meissa as a sensible, intelligent non-nullsec voice.
Originally by: whaynethepain
All I want is a simple warnings of new developments that may spoil my Eve Online gaming rituals. Or I will ragequit Eve.
The other csm's seem to be speculating future depelopments in Eve as if it was their idea, close as they may become, and little as they effect the outcome, I still find this an insult.
Your my only hope.
I can communicate whatever isn't covered by the NDA. Making sure that news from the CSM actually gets read by the rest of EVE will be a priority.
Originally by: Veranius
I too once thought The Mittani was smug, foul mouthed scamming ***got like most of eve believes the rest of goons to be. Why? Because I had never actually talked/heard him talk and had only read his smug posts on Kugu. After joining the CFC and listening to his last, silver tongued "State of Te Goonion" speech I realized my impression was obviously wrong and that the impression I got from the rest of eve was wrong.
Mayhaps, dear reader, you too have heard such rumors?
I am, in truth, a smug, foul-mouthed scamming ***got. I just happen to have a silver tongue and a gift for politics.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

Kuzim Blaky'all
Minmatar Recycling and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.03.06 01:48:00 -
[303]
sup sup so tehy say on da street, its about what a dawg know, not who a dawg meet but dig it, I been roun da block, an seen da mittani an him walk da walk
re-re ain been aroun' since kuzim's computer burn down to da groun so a dawg cant be presdent of eve a dawg put him endorsmen to a dawg who him belev
so dig it, this is da only endorsmen any dawg need: vote mittani: a force when a dawg playin eve need mad improvmen an him is a dawg who be talkin mad affluent him brinin mad order wit a mandate persuent to what all dawgs need, him da top of da pack, y'all lets sine dis bit: Sincerly: Kuzim Blaky'all
be safe dawg
PS somtims a dawg tax bad dawgs, but dont hate da playa, hate da game Recycliers reprazant!
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.06 02:04:00 -
[304]
Originally by: Kuzim Blaky'all sup sup so tehy say on da street, its about what a dawg know, not who a dawg meet but dig it, I been roun da block, an seen da mittani an him walk da walk
re-re ain been aroun' since kuzim's computer burn down to da groun so a dawg cant be presdent of eve a dawg put him endorsmen to a dawg who him belev
so dig it, this is da only endorsmen any dawg need: vote mittani: a force when a dawg playin eve need mad improvmen an him is a dawg who be talkin mad affluent him brinin mad order wit a mandate persuent to what all dawgs need, him da top of da pack, y'all lets sine dis bit: Sincerly: Kuzim Blaky'all
be safe dawg
PS somtims a dawg tax bad dawgs, but dont hate da playa, hate da game Recycliers reprazant!
ladies and gentlemen, the only endorsement i will ever need
kuzim, it is an honor~
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Taross
Caldari V.O.C
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Posted - 2011.03.06 02:31:00 -
[305]
It's pretty much a given you're gonna be on the CSM, and so will Seleene. Should you not accept that premise, please treat is as a hypothetical. (And you;d be deluded.) How is two or more big egoes in CSM6 gonna work out? Any prior idea on that? Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.06 02:50:00 -
[306]
Originally by: Taross It's pretty much a given you're gonna be on the CSM, and so will Seleene. Should you not accept that premise, please treat is as a hypothetical. (And you;d be deluded.) How is two or more big egoes in CSM6 gonna work out? Any prior idea on that?
Mark and I get along like a house on fire, both from ~time served~ together in the Great Wars (with him against us in the first phase, and with us in the second) and we mesh well irl. We've chilled at the Eve Vegas thing as well as the last Fanfest, and I expect we'll do the same this year if he's going to Reyk in 17 days like I am.
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Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.06 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Taross It's pretty much a given you're gonna be on the CSM, and so will Seleene. Should you not accept that premise, please treat is as a hypothetical. (And you;d be deluded.) How is two or more big egoes in CSM6 gonna work out? Any prior idea on that?
Mark and I get along like a house on fire, both from ~time served~ together in the Great Wars (with him against us in the first phase, and with us in the second) and we mesh well irl. We've chilled at the Eve Vegas thing as well as the last Fanfest, and I expect we'll do the same this year if he's going to Reyk in 17 days like I am.
Mark, in light of all these douchy words, would you care to comment?
Alexander, the high sec ignorant idiots may not be so easily pursuaded by your point of view. Never the less they do seem to be a power to be reckoned with. What would you say to someone 2 months in the game?
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.06 03:21:00 -
[308]
Originally by: Enriana Shli****n
Alexander, the high sec ignorant idiots may not be so easily pursuaded by your point of view. Never the less they do seem to be a power to be reckoned with. What would you say to someone 2 months in the game?
If you're a newbie, pretty much no one besides Eve University or TEST cares about the newbie experience in EVE as much as Goonswarm. We recruit newbies into the game constantly from SA, and the rifter has always been our main ship of the line.
(well, until we discovered maelstroms)
Anything that is good for newbies is something I'm behind; half of the trouble of running my alliance is often convincing new players that this buggy, hideous game is actually fun and not hideous.
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.06 03:56:00 -
[309]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Enriana Shli****n
Alexander, the high sec ignorant idiots may not be so easily pursuaded by your point of view. Never the less they do seem to be a power to be reckoned with. What would you say to someone 2 months in the game?
If you're a newbie, pretty much no one besides Eve University or TEST cares about the newbie experience in EVE as much as Goonswarm. We recruit newbies into the game constantly from SA, and the rifter has always been our main ship of the line.
(well, until we discovered maelstroms)
Anything that is good for newbies is something I'm behind; half of the trouble of running my alliance is often convincing new players that this buggy, hideous game is actually fun and not hideous.
oops Alex..'rifters' 'my alliance' :s
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Tango Zulu
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.06 06:02:00 -
[310]
Originally by: Kuzim Blaky'all da only endorsmen any dawg need
Hoh-lee Sh*******t. It haf ben dark times wit out ya dawg. Dark dark indeed.
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Kuzim Blaky'all
Minmatar Recycling and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.03.06 06:23:00 -
[311]
Originally by: Tango Zulu
Originally by: Kuzim Blaky'all da only endorsmen any dawg need
Hoh-lee Sh*******t. It haf ben dark times wit out ya dawg. Dark dark indeed.
a dawg him been all about sellin mad hotdawgs dawg, else a dawg been a dawghouse wit mad bad luck.
mi ain want to tell him story up in eveside, takin away mittinis moment dig, maybe a dawg mail a dawg kuzim2skarkonstreet.info
be safe
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ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.03.06 10:26:00 -
[312]
hey you're before my time but that's an awesome gimmick, well done
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.06 14:49:00 -
[313]
I thought long and hard about posting here as I'm sure to get attacked by Goonswarm members seeing this as an attack on their leader, but it needs to be said:
Mittans, on SHC someone posted a quote from a Goonswarm internal thread by you communicating your feelings about one other particular CSM candidate: Trebor Daehdoow, and I quote the relevant bit:
Quote: (on why people on SHC like Trebor)...'why can't every candidate be just like Trebor' - who Helen Highwater identified as one of the most dangerous idiots on CSM5...
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Trebor is the CSM5 member who was directly responsible for the crowd sourcing initiative here on these forums where players could prioritize the wishes from a list of CSM issues that are on the CCP backlog. The results of that - the low hanging fruit, or easy-to-fix parts of game issues - led to the formation of CCP's so-called team BFF fixing at a fast rate exactly many of those issues.
I would honestly like to know what drives you and other Goon members to bad-mouth him behind closed doors. he has a proven track record on the CSM of getting real work done that benefits all of us.
The only conclusion I can come to is that you perceive him as a threat to some part of your in-game alliance, I presume his support for the nerfing of jump bridges as was speculated about by others.
I should also point out that your claim "They're lying to you" seems to actually mean "I'm lying to you". You do openly admit to being mean and devious, though, so I suppose it's us that would be the suckers if we were to believe that claim.
That said, I presume you will get into the CSM regardless due to the Goons' bloc vote and I implore you to at least try not be so divisive so as to revert the CSM back into the irrelevance it had a couple of years ago.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.06 17:13:00 -
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I don't see any reason goons would flock to attack you for that post.
But the answer to your question is simple: we don't like that guy because he's not our guy. The same way bloc/party voters in real life blindly support their side's candidate, people in EVE blindly support their side's candidate. And you know what that means? That means that the other guy's candidate is an idiot, a bigot, a pedophile, and drowns kittens in his spare time. Politics is politics.
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Hans Geering
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Posted - 2011.03.06 22:12:00 -
[315]
Originally by: Two Shots That means that the other guy's candidate drowns kittens in his spare time.
I'd vote for that guy, **** kittens.
Why did you choose Vile Rat as your running mate?
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.06 22:18:00 -
[316]
Originally by: Hans Geering
Why did you choose Vile Rat as your running mate?
Vile Rat has a proven record of diplomatic brilliance that has been honed over the course of the Great War, and he works for the State Department. He's savvy, intelligent, and pragmatic. We've worked as a team for many years.
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ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.03.06 23:15:00 -
[317]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Hans Geering
Why did you choose Vile Rat as your running mate?
Vile Rat has a proven record of diplomatic brilliance that has been honed over the course of the Great War, and he works for the State Department. He's savvy, intelligent, and pragmatic. We've worked as a team for many years.
As you can tell they also have a budding bromance going on
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Kayl Breinhar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.07 01:16:00 -
[318]
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Hans Geering
Why did you choose Vile Rat as your running mate?
Vile Rat has a proven record of diplomatic brilliance that has been honed over the course of the Great War, and he works for the State Department. He's savvy, intelligent, and pragmatic. We've worked as a team for many years.
As you can tell they also have a budding bromance going on
One might say even that Vile Rat is a real *dragon* in the sack.
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.07 02:18:00 -
[319]
Originally by: Two Shots I don't see any reason goons would flock to attack you for that post.
But the answer to your question is simple: we don't like that guy because he's not our guy. The same way bloc/party voters in real life blindly support their side's candidate, people in EVE blindly support their side's candidate. And you know what that means? That means that the other guy's candidate is an idiot, a bigot, a pedophile, and drowns kittens in his spare time. Politics is politics.
That might well be so, but it doesn't explain the need to single out Trebor, and it doesn't explain why Trebor was identified as the most dangerous member of CSM5, which lies in the past. Most dangerous member for what reason? I'm sure Goons will vote for who they are asked to anyway, so why the drama?
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4C 4F 5645
Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.07 03:58:00 -
[320]
Trebor is one of the few real competitors for the csm chairman mao post that's why.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.07 05:11:00 -
[321]
Edited by: The Mittani on 07/03/2011 05:18:11
Originally by: Bomberlocks That might well be so, but it doesn't explain the need to single out Trebor, and it doesn't explain why Trebor was identified as the most dangerous member of CSM5, which lies in the past. Most dangerous member for what reason? I'm sure Goons will vote for who they are asked to anyway, so why the drama?
You're so angry that anyone would dismiss Trebor's ideas that not only did you ragepost about the topic elsewhere, you popped over here, too.
So:
Quote: (4:42:19 PM) courthouse: here's a remove local argument: http://eve-search.com/thread/753528/page/28#811
(4:44:48 PM) courthouse: remove cloak/mwd trick: http://eve-search.com/thread/1067244/page/3#77
(4:45:47 PM) courthouse: don't ban bots, remove CONCORD protection for them: http://eve-search.com/thread/1151626/page/5#144
(4:50:21 PM) courthouse: allow shrink wrapping outside of courier contracts (oh the scam opportunities this would generate, obviously doesn't understand the trade market system or scamming risks): http://eve-search.com/thread/1187896/page/1#11
(4:51:26 PM) courthouse: flip-flopped on the nerfing local chat bit: http://eve-search.com/thread/1183529/page/1#11
(4:52:31 PM) courthouse: arguing for the dominion sov system of smaller more defensible systems that cost more to maintain: http://eve-search.com/thread/1178912/page/12#347
(4:53:11 PM) courthouse: changing doomsday to a pinball style weapon :cripes: [url=]http://eve-search.com/thread/1179554/page/13#364http://eve-search.com/thread/1305694/page/1#19
(5:00:27 PM) courthouse: ~heh~ http://eve-search.com/thread/1310381/page/1#12
(5:02:51 PM) courthouse: more on the invisible local bull****: http://eve-search.com/thread/1298061/page/2#35
(5:05:29 PM) courthouse: god, it's almost like trebor's angling for a development job with them
(5:06:30 PM) courthouse: bribery for votes in csm6: http://treborofthecsm.blogspot.com/2011/02/billions-in-bribes-for-ballots.html
(5:11:13 PM) courthouse: remove the ability to converse in local: http://eve-search.com/thread/1348969/page/1#2
(5:18:54 PM) courthouse: front loading data packets to players on the assumption that they won't be decryptable later, there's no way this can be exploited: http://eve-search.com/thread/1370180/page/6#174
(6:02:37 PM) courthouse: hahah he made his own wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Woodhead
(6:45:47 PM) courthouse: idiotsiren :siren: http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?p=1493796#1493796
Odds are good that the empire bloc will unite around this guy and he'll end up with the Chair; no doubt I'd end up crying impotent tears of rage over the loss.
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Courthouse
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.07 05:31:00 -
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A vote for Trebor is literally a vote for someone who is worse at EVE than CCP Developers.
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Avalloc
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.07 06:07:00 -
[323]
Those Trebor links are pretty scary to read. Titan pingpong weapon? Yikes! |

Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.03.07 08:45:00 -
[324]
I guess thread linking of ideas is in so I will leave this here. http://scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=39368&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=405
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: pc l0adletter
I want accessible pewpew, and I don't care if it's instanced tournaments/battlegrounds/whatever, but it's really, really hard to get a good fight in this game, and I think it's a much bigger problem than too many jumpbridges or naps/blues.
i'd probably murder someone for a 'combat simulator' or some other rp'd fluff that would allow me to get some spaceship pvp action with the click of a button, a la world of tanks. such a thing could also help teach empire bears the basics of how not to **** their pants in terror in a fight, and result in more pvp across the game
eve's combat is amazing when it happens, it's the 99% of the time engaging in horrible awful boring pve or suffering through intentional filler bull**** that's so irksome.
yeah. instant, instanced pvp in eve. that'd own almost as much as a userbase-moddable UI. le sigh
That's right folks. The Mittani wants Battlegrounds in EVE. I'm pretty sure this was covered a while back and the rage against instant PvP in EVE was fierce.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.07 09:07:00 -
[325]
i'm sure that'll make the elite pvp vote, which isn't going to vote for me anyway, furious
Sins of a Solar Spymaster TheMittani on Twitter |

Fix Lag
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Posted - 2011.03.07 09:31:00 -
[326]
Originally by: The Mittani i'm sure that'll make the elite pvp vote, which isn't going to vote for me anyway, furious
You have my vote, and I'm an elite pvper! :smug:
I'm so cloaky I don't even show up on killboards.
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Furb Killer
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.07 12:39:00 -
[327]
Originally by: Marconus Orion I guess thread linking of ideas is in so I will leave this here. http://scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=39368&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=405
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: pc l0adletter
I want accessible pewpew, and I don't care if it's instanced tournaments/battlegrounds/whatever, but it's really, really hard to get a good fight in this game, and I think it's a much bigger problem than too many jumpbridges or naps/blues.
i'd probably murder someone for a 'combat simulator' or some other rp'd fluff that would allow me to get some spaceship pvp action with the click of a button, a la world of tanks. such a thing could also help teach empire bears the basics of how not to **** their pants in terror in a fight, and result in more pvp across the game
eve's combat is amazing when it happens, it's the 99% of the time engaging in horrible awful boring pve or suffering through intentional filler bull**** that's so irksome.
yeah. instant, instanced pvp in eve. that'd own almost as much as a userbase-moddable UI. le sigh
That's right folks. The Mittani wants Battlegrounds in EVE. I'm pretty sure this was covered a while back and the rage against instant PvP in EVE was fierce.
Combat simulator and userbase moddable UI? Damn for that I can almost forgive he is a lawyer IRL and vote for him.
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swiftstick
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Posted - 2011.03.07 14:08:00 -
[328]
that's funny a goon with a heart yea right hes the CEO of one of the main groups targeting noobs in the game promising null sec rats and good fun all just to rob you lulz and take all your items you want to have moved down .... i don't support this type of player for our best interest and if i was you i wouldn't ether beside most of his support you see r his own alliance
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holding pattern58
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Posted - 2011.03.07 14:11:00 -
[329]
You bring some interesting ideas, however my votes are instead going to someone else.
(Not Trebor, he's just as toxic to my style of play as you are)
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Cearain
Caldari The IMPERIUM of LaZy NATION
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Posted - 2011.03.07 15:34:00 -
[330]
Not one of the links was a proposal by Trebor. Interestingly enough Trebor allows *the players* to make the proposals and then he works to get ccp to implement *the players* proposals.
That whole assembly hall forum you know. Has the Mittani ever even visited it?
ItÆs very interesting that the only csm member that ever tried to measure how much *players* want certain proposals is singled out for ridicule by The Mittani. Of course, The MittaniÆs campaign depends on players being idiots so anyone who actually promotes what players want must also be an idiot.
-Cearain
Make fw occupancy pvp instead of pve: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1329906 |

captain foivos
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Posted - 2011.03.07 17:20:00 -
[331]
If I had to base my estimate of the EVE community's intelligence off of what I saw in Assembly Hall and Features and Idea Discussion I'd think most EVE players were idiots too. -- Need a break from EVE? |

roho816
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Posted - 2011.03.07 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: Cearain Not one of the links was a proposal by Trebor. Interestingly enough Trebor allows *the players* to make the proposals and then he works to get ccp to implement *the players* proposals.
That whole assembly hall forum you know. Has the Mittani ever even visited it?
It speaks volumes as to what a candidate will or will not support. Popular acclaim alone doesn't make for a good idea, and if you lend your support to an idea that isn't even popularly supported it just illustrates your personal bias even more.
Random Guy posting in the Assembly Hall can toss out dumb ideas without much concern that CCP will take them up. A CSM rep, on the other hand, is elected to actually consider and think about the ideas he/she will pitch to CCP. I sure as hell don't want someone that will support "plastic wrap for everything" and ruin courier contracts because it sounded cool at first glance.
Say what you will about The Mittani and goons in general; at least they think their ideas through. I may not like them on a personal level, but they (probably) won't wreck the game.
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Ein Spiegel
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Posted - 2011.03.07 19:11:00 -
[333]
Wait.
I think you're not addressing the logical conclusion of democracy.
Bread and circuses for everybody. A new shiny Tengu in every hangar, and don't stop until EVERY player in Eve has an above average positive ISK flow.
Also, you do have a lot to overcome with that lawyer gig. But it does explain a lot of previous things I've seen about The Mittani.
Don't know who I'll vote for, but if you give me kickbacks, earmarks, and pork...
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.07 23:17:00 -
[334]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Bomberlocks That might well be so, but it doesn't explain the need to single out Trebor, and it doesn't explain why Trebor was identified as the most dangerous member of CSM5, which lies in the past. Most dangerous member for what reason? I'm sure Goons will vote for who they are asked to anyway, so why the drama?
You're so angry that anyone would dismiss Trebor's ideas that not only did you ragepost about the topic elsewhere, you popped over here, too.
So:
.....
I notice that a good few of those comments and links are just attacks on him as a person, aka trolling (what a surprise!) but I'll bite on the rest. If you'd ever, just once, actually bothered to have a discussion with him on any of those topics, presenting him with arguments as to why they're bad ideas, do you think he would have listened, perhaps like he did when he did the crowd sourcing initiative?
You're well known for trolling and long lasting personal campaigns against your enemies in null and you carry on that same tendency here, and here comes the important part: without presenting any coherent platform of your own, apart from a vague promise that you'll somehow be more effective than CSM5 was (presumably by using the same tactics that you're using against Trebor). As Trebor is almost going to be on the same CSM as you, the only result of that will be a completely ineffectual CSM riven by internal rivalries and infighting, worse than the drivel that miss no caps or punctuation, mazzilu came up during CSM5. Unless, of course that is exactly what you're aiming for.....
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Ovidia Rhianon
Caldari EVE University
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Posted - 2011.03.08 01:14:00 -
[335]
Edited by: Ovidia Rhianon on 08/03/2011 01:19:49 I'm a empire carebare with less than two months of play time and your getting my votes, thanks to Akay and his excellent lecture pointing me towards your TTH column.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.08 01:48:00 -
[336]
Originally by: Ein Spiegel Wait.
I think you're not addressing the logical conclusion of democracy.
Bread and circuses for everybody. A new shiny Tengu in every hangar, and don't stop until EVERY player in Eve has an above average positive ISK flow.
Also, you do have a lot to overcome with that lawyer gig. But it does explain a lot of previous things I've seen about The Mittani.
Don't know who I'll vote for, but if you give me kickbacks, earmarks, and pork...
Sorry, no kickbacks. If you want those, Trebor has a lovely little lottery you can sign up for if your vote is for sale~
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.08 01:53:00 -
[337]
Originally by: Bomberlocks I notice that a good few of those comments and links are just attacks on him as a person, aka trolling (what a surprise!) but I'll bite on the rest. If you'd ever, just once, actually bothered to have a discussion with him on any of those topics, presenting him with arguments as to why they're bad ideas, do you think he would have listened, perhaps like he did when he did the crowd sourcing initiative?
You're well known for trolling and long lasting personal campaigns against your enemies in null and you carry on that same tendency here, and here comes the important part: without presenting any coherent platform of your own, apart from a vague promise that you'll somehow be more effective than CSM5 was (presumably by using the same tactics that you're using against Trebor). As Trebor is almost going to be on the same CSM as you, the only result of that will be a completely ineffectual CSM riven by internal rivalries and infighting, worse than the drivel that miss no caps or punctuation, mazzilu came up during CSM5. Unless, of course that is exactly what you're aiming for.....
I'm just going to link everyone to your meltdown on Scrapheap so we can stop acting like you have anything serious to say without literally punching a hole in your monitor in a frothing rage. You want to attack me for 'trolling' and 'personal'?
Heh.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.08 01:57:00 -
[338]
Edited by: The Mittani on 08/03/2011 01:57:50
Originally by: Ovidia Rhianon
I'm a empire carebare with less than two months of play time and your getting my votes, thanks to Akay and his excellent lecture pointing me towards your TTH column.
Thanks; you can also find a lecture I gave to Eve-U a few years back about espionage on the Eve-U website. Hope you enjoyed it, and remember, spying is the most fun you can have (in a bad spaceship game made in iceland) with your clothes still on.
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Lotney Fratelli
Minmatar X-Ray Factory
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Posted - 2011.03.08 11:03:00 -
[339]
The Mittani is a strong man, he will crush his opponents and be powerful like Stalin!
If you do not vote for him, he will take power!
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Minerva Seraph
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.08 18:43:00 -
[340]
Mittani, you're a powerful character in the game. But at the end of the day, that's all we see of you. You boast your ruthlessness, but I can't help but wonder whether that's who you are, or if it's a mask you put on when dealing with the game.
But, to your credit, you wear it very well. I've seen alleged chatlogs that feature you, and you have a fierce bite. One of my fears is that you, with VileRat, will tag-team to dominate the discourse of the CSM and scare the mouths off the other members of the council.
There appears to be a consolidated campaign to keep Trebor away from the council, yet you must understand that in the end it's likely that, whether you are on the council or not, you'll probably wind up working with Trebor. One of the alligations that stem from the anti-Trebor sentiment is that he can't actually come up with good ideas, but Trebor provides examples of successful ideas that has gained his support, so it would stand to reason that there are crappy ideas that he's supported as a member of the CSM.
GOON members have also hilighted personal ideas of his that have failed to gain traction. Are there ideas that sit in the middle - half-baked proposals that he's supported that can act as an example of shot-gun approval that exists to see which surivive long enough to make a hit? In otherwords, would you be willing to provide examples of Trebor supporting a cartload of crappy ideas to sift out a few precious good ideas?
I see him as supporting either populist ideas that players have demanded for ages, and for "making suggestions" that have been in the CCP-pipeline for years, but I'd like to know if your researchers can list false-start initiatives that would show me, the interested voter (and king of Perkone!) if this guy just supports any crappy thing that comes along. Put your money where your goony-mouths are!
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Minluas
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Posted - 2011.03.08 19:36:00 -
[341]
We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. George S. Patton
Keep Leading Mittani!!!
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.08 21:53:00 -
[342]
Originally by: Minerva Seraph Mittani, you're a powerful character in the game. But at the end of the day, that's all we see of you. You boast your ruthlessness, but I can't help but wonder whether that's who you are, or if it's a mask you put on when dealing with the game.
But, to your credit, you wear it very well. I've seen alleged chatlogs that feature you, and you have a fierce bite. One of my fears is that you, with VileRat, will tag-team to dominate the discourse of the CSM and scare the mouths off the other members of the council.
Most of the discourse of the CSM takes place on internal forums. While it's true that strong personalities can dominate a summit, I don't intend to 'scare the mouths off' other representatives at all. That said, I'll do my level best to utterly crush completely ******ed ideas, and make no bones about it.
Quote: There appears to be a consolidated campaign to keep Trebor away from the council, yet you must understand that in the end it's likely that, whether you are on the council or not, you'll probably wind up working with Trebor. One of the alligations that stem from the anti-Trebor sentiment is that he can't actually come up with good ideas, but Trebor provides examples of successful ideas that has gained his support, so it would stand to reason that there are crappy ideas that he's supported as a member of the CSM.
GOON members have also hilighted personal ideas of his that have failed to gain traction. Are there ideas that sit in the middle - half-baked proposals that he's supported that can act as an example of shot-gun approval that exists to see which surivive long enough to make a hit? In otherwords, would you be willing to provide examples of Trebor supporting a cartload of crappy ideas to sift out a few precious good ideas?
I see him as supporting either populist ideas that players have demanded for ages, and for "making suggestions" that have been in the CCP-pipeline for years, but I'd like to know if your researchers can list false-start initiatives that would show me, the interested voter (and king of Perkone!) if this guy just supports any crappy thing that comes along. Put your money where your goony-mouths are!
From my perspective, the primary concern is not 'this guy has dumb ideas', because CCP typically ignores 'amateur game design' attempts and clearly has done so thus far. More worrying to me are the personal reports from Mazziliu and Helen about his tendency to belabor a point and drive devs away from a discussion out of sheer sperg-factor. Since Jade Constantine has now lined up behind Trebor, that's the kind of endorsement that should make knowledgeable, socially-adept players cringe in horror.
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Minerva Seraph
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.08 22:08:00 -
[343]
Thank you Mittani for your responses.
Originally by: The Mittani
From my perspective, the primary concern is not 'this guy has dumb ideas', because CCP typically ignores 'amateur game design' attempts and clearly has done so thus far. More worrying to me are the personal reports from Mazziliu and Helen about his tendency to belabor a point and drive devs away from a discussion out of sheer sperg-factor. Since Jade Constantine has now lined up behind Trebor, that's the kind of endorsement that should make knowledgeable, socially-adept players cringe in horror.
I'd appreciate seeing Helen and Mazziliu speak up on that. I'm not gunning for an endorsement in favour of you over another candidate, but if more of past CSMs could speak on the record about the issues of the previous CSM, it would say a lot more about the issues of the CSM and what would work out best for it.
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Minerva Seraph
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.08 22:25:00 -
[344]
I have another question, this one pointed to one of the more unfortunate aspects of this campaign, but a reality that I most enjoy about this game.
In the leaked comments, you seem to take a less than favourable view of the ideas of most of the other candidates, current and past. I'd like to read it from you: What do you think the negatives effects of removing jumpbridges from the game would be? Do you believe there is room for compromise?
Goonswarm has been said to have a vested interest in curtailing reform in 0.0 space. While I've tried to understand the campaign of the big players, I'd like to understand your position better. You are, after all, the leader of the alliance and you speak for them in diplomatic situations. In short, why should we all care about jumpbridges? Can you illustrate the challenges of living the 0.0 dream, despite earning hundreds of millions from Technetium every few days?
Thanks again for spending your time on this.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.08 22:37:00 -
[345]
Originally by: Minerva Seraph Thank you Mittani for your responses.
I'd appreciate seeing Helen and Mazziliu speak up on that. I'm not gunning for an endorsement in favour of you over another candidate, but if more of past CSMs could speak on the record about the issues of the previous CSM, it would say a lot more about the issues of the CSM and what would work out best for it.
They've made a number of posts about Trebor already. Here's Mazz:
Quote:
trebor is literally an asbergers guy in real life.
the difference between trebor and other csm candidates is that we know when were being stupid *******s and can start and stop as we please(i never stop), trebor doesnt know when he's being an *******.(im pretty sure this is a symptom of asbergers)
trebor doesn't let ignorance get in the way of sharing his opinion, on and on and on. you should have seen how he dominated the 0.0 discussions. does this guy know **** about 0.0? no, haha
trebor can end important forum discussions with devs, with the power of a thousand suns
trebor does lots of boring gruntwork that ends up unused when consulting with devs, because it says nothing new or creative. but it looks great in front of people who don't know how the csm works
the idea of inflicting trebor on ccp for a second time is hilarious to me, mostly because i do not have to deal with it anymore. but it isn't good for the csm.
voting for trebor for the grief factor is like voting for ankh the last time around Razz id do it too, for the greif. but i wouldnt do it if i wanted the csm to work smoothly with the devs
i know what mittani is trying to do and i am pretty sure it's going to backfire. he is going to find himself trapped in a room with trebor for 8 hours a day for 3 days and im laughing my ass off at the thought of it. i almost regret not running because i wont be able to watch the spectacle, but not really because it would mean i'm trapped in a room with trebor.
edit- i still support mittani in his endeavor for entertainment purposes
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.08 22:40:00 -
[346]
And here's what Helen had to say on Goonfleet.com, which you can't read.
Quote: As loyal subjects of the Dear Leader we will all, of course, be casting our votes for the official GSF candidates in the CSM elections. This is almost guaranteed to get Mittens and Vile Rat comfy chairs near the window for the 6th CSM. However we should not only consider our duty in elevating these worthies to their rightful position but also to ensure that the company they find themselves in is conducive to convivial conversation. There are several candidates who are likely to get elected but who are utterly toxic to the CSM process.
Chief amongst these is Trebor Daehdoow. He's been quite possibly the most useless waste of flesh on CSM 5 and, thanks to his high-visiblity and that his idiocy has been largely camouflaged by the NDA, has built something of a following amongst the least perceptive parts of the Eve community. He has zero clue about how this game works but doesn't let his lack of knowledge get in the way of offering an opinion, he's also even more of an unfunny ***got in real life than he is on the internet - a feat that I didn't think was possible until I ended up trapped in a room with him for 8 hours a day. He wrote some PASCAL games back in the 80s and still believes that this gives him an insight into modern MMO development. He also has a Wikipedia page that he wrote himself. :cripes:
As this guy has a lot of name recognition going in to the election (he wrote most of the CSM communications that weren't done by either Teadaze or myself) he is very likely to get re-elected, he may even get the chair. This must not be allowed to happen. His weakness is game knowledge and I think it's important that he be challenged on this in his campaign thread to expose his cluelessness for all to see, he's pretty hard-headed and doesn't back down even when he has literally everybody else in the room telling him that he's wrong so this shouldn't be difficult.
Seriously, **** that guy.
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David Carel
Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.03.09 00:18:00 -
[347]
Of all the CSM candidates, I'd vote for Mittens or Krutoj. Now who should I choose..?
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Courthouse
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 00:27:00 -
[348]
Originally by: David Carel Of all the CSM candidates, I'd vote for Mittens or Krutoj. Now who should I choose..?
Krutoj owns. Vote for him.
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Ovidia Rhianon
Caldari EVE University
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Posted - 2011.03.09 01:46:00 -
[349]
Originally by: The Mittani Edited by: The Mittani on 08/03/2011 01:57:50
Originally by: Ovidia Rhianon
I'm a empire carebare with less than two months of play time and your getting my votes, thanks to Akay and his excellent lecture pointing me towards your TTH column.
Thanks; you can also find a lecture I gave to Eve-U a few years back about espionage on the Eve-U website. Hope you enjoyed it, and remember, spying is the most fun you can have (in a bad spaceship game made in iceland) with your clothes still on.
I did listen to it and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:22:00 -
[350]
It is time to vote, at last.
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Ovidia Rhianon
Caldari EVE University
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Posted - 2011.03.09 04:39:00 -
[351]
Originally by: The Mittani It is time to vote, at last.
Put my three in, good luck.
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Admiral Feelgood
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 11:04:00 -
[352]
I voted for The Mittani and a brighter future.
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sg1jack
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Posted - 2011.03.09 11:35:00 -
[353]
I have'nt placed my vote yet so I will sell it to you for 10 billion isk.
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Virtuozzo
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2011.03.09 12:01:00 -
[354]
Could not resist 
Vote Seleene for CSM 6 (Blog)!
Vote Seleene for CSM 6 (Blog)!
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 13:41:00 -
[355]
Seleene has his own thread, so why would you spam that **** here?
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Nevigrofnu Mrots
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Posted - 2011.03.09 13:52:00 -
[356]
Ignore my English, It's not my first, or even second language.
When people vote, vote for 1 of 4 main reasons: vote for the "party" the candidate is in (in this case corporation/alliance) (1), vote in a program (2), vote in the advantages he might bring them if he is elected (3) or just vote for the candidate (4).
I normally like to vote for a candidate, the other reasons are secondary to me. If I do not find something to identify myself with in the candidate, he will not get my vote. So I need to examine the profile, biography, experience and the character of the candidate.
In our case I found a lot of information about biography and experience but I didnÆt have information about your character... so I did something I pick up from my father job, I profiled you. We can learn plenty just by reading statements and texts that people write down. ItÆs not a exact science and by no means I'm a professional doing this, but for this purpose will suffice.
Most of the candidates profiles I've made are jerks, to put it in a simple way. Many didnÆt show structure and coherent ideas. I found some that reveal their own insecurities in RL in the campaign posts. Some are just self-delusion were this is itÆs more than a game, itÆs their entire life! - these people need counselling and quickly, OMG!
About your profiling, I started with your campaign text: Excellent writing skills. The correct use of words in specific places. The arguments used are based in common sense, what reinforces the ideas you want to transmit. ItÆs obvious that you choose a very specific public (0.0), research it, found its soft spot and went for the kill. Persuasion and manipulation 101 right there. Excellent.
You grab my attention and since that text left many answers of your profile open I went after more. So I went after your posts in Kugu and tenton. I lost an hour reading your stuff.
The most impressive thing I discover, is something rare among MMO players, you don't display any signs on Disinhibition Effect that normally affects most of the MMO players . This means that you behave here, in EVE, the same way you behave in RL, that is a plus in your final score.
So what is your final score? in my opinion: You seem to be a very determined intelligent and successful man. You are a very talented introspective writer. You have charismatic speaking skills but a knack for manipulative-building opinions. You seem to execute authority with moderation and common sense, but when faced with something that might presents you a problem or a danger to your status, position or way of thinking, you donÆt blink and go ôfor the killö without take in account consequences to others than yourself and that makes you a egocentric bastard. You seem to behave in Eve the same way you behave in RL. So...
I totally Identify myself with you. You have my vote.
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Killer Gandry
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.09 14:11:00 -
[357]
Originally by: EnderCapitalG Seleene has his own thread, so why would you spam that **** here?
Rofl.
I am going to resist because this goal is so darn wide open it's not even funny anymore.
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Johnathan Walker
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.09 15:40:00 -
[358]
Hello Mittani,
A few questions.
- You have raised the point of "all expenses" paid trip to Iceland. Would you, as an elected delegate, decline to attend the summits in Iceland and opt to telecommute from home?
- You have mentioned "my directors" having been in the past five CSM pools; who are they and why are they considered "your" directors?
- Skill queues are mentioned as one of the great featured coming out of CSM efforts, but nothing more. Do you believe this is the only feature of note worth mentioning? Are there others (with examples)?
- In your short blurb just before a voter casts their support for you, there is mention that in order to effect change you alone require the CSM chair. What advantages do you believe are provided with chair versus a regular delegate? What do you believe can only be achieve by obtaining chair? *WHY* can such issues not be brought forward as any other position within the CSM?
- Given your belief that one feature of thousands is "apalling", what sort of tools or methods will you use if elected to change this track record, whether passively or by force?
- Do you have any comments on the work done by CSM 5 in comparison with previous councils?
- You appear to advocate manipulation, hard-line tactics and shotgun diplomacy to get things done, the way you want them. What recourses do you have or have used in the past when someone decides to challenge you/dissent professionally? Let us only focus on strong, logical debate and not "omgudidwhart?!?!LOL" type rebuke.
Looking forward to your replies.  Warmly, "The Bear" JW 
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Cyno Tities
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Posted - 2011.03.09 16:15:00 -
[359]
Dear The Mittani,
What is your position on RMT'ing and BOT'ing in eve? Would you advocate any changes in eve to deal with BOT corps renting from large 0.0 alliance rental schemes?
Regards, Cyno
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Sujanra Acoma
Minmatar Z3R0 RETURN MINING INC. Rura-Penthe
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Posted - 2011.03.09 17:24:00 -
[360]
Well, just from your massive post and view count in this thread (in all likelihood, artificially inflated), you will probably be elected.
I think the fact that you're spinning so hard for an internet spaceship council is pretty funny, though.
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Thermadon
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Posted - 2011.03.09 17:24:00 -
[361]
Edited by: Thermadon on 09/03/2011 17:24:53 hey The Mittani you have got my vote m8
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 17:44:00 -
[362]
Originally by: Nevigrofnu Mrots Ignore my English, It's not my first, or even second language.
When people vote, vote for 1 of 4 main reasons: vote for the "party" the candidate is in (in this case corporation/alliance) (1), vote in a program (2), vote in the advantages he might bring them if he is elected (3) or just vote for the candidate (4).
I normally like to vote for a candidate, the other reasons are secondary to me. If I do not find something to identify myself with in the candidate, he will not get my vote. So I need to examine the profile, biography, experience and the character of the candidate.
In our case I found a lot of information about biography and experience but I didnÆt have information about your character... so I did something I pick up from my father job, I profiled you. We can learn plenty just by reading statements and texts that people write down. ItÆs not a exact science and by no means I'm a professional doing this, but for this purpose will suffice.
Most of the candidates profiles I've made are jerks, to put it in a simple way. Many didnÆt show structure and coherent ideas. I found some that reveal their own insecurities in RL in the campaign posts. Some are just self-delusion were this is itÆs more than a game, itÆs their entire life! - these people need counselling and quickly, OMG!
About your profiling, I started with your campaign text: Excellent writing skills. The correct use of words in specific places. The arguments used are based in common sense, what reinforces the ideas you want to transmit. ItÆs obvious that you choose a very specific public (0.0), research it, found its soft spot and went for the kill. Persuasion and manipulation 101 right there. Excellent.
You grab my attention and since that text left many answers of your profile open I went after more. So I went after your posts in Kugu and tenton. I lost an hour reading your stuff.
The most impressive thing I discover, is something rare among MMO players, you don't display any signs on Disinhibition Effect that normally affects most of the MMO players . This means that you behave here, in EVE, the same way you behave in RL, that is a plus in your final score.
So what is your final score? in my opinion: You seem to be a very determined intelligent and successful man. You are a very talented introspective writer. You have charismatic speaking skills but a knack for manipulative-building opinions. You seem to execute authority with moderation and common sense, but when faced with something that might presents you a problem or a danger to your status, position or way of thinking, you donÆt blink and go ôfor the killö without take in account consequences to others than yourself and that makes you a egocentric bastard. You seem to behave in Eve the same way you behave in RL. So...
I totally Identify myself with you. You have my vote.
From your commentary about disinhibition you may be amused by the fact that we have a Zizek quote as our alliance description. (I think Zizek is a big hilarious fraud and that anyone calling themselves a Lacanian outside of the realm of academic literary criticism should be shot, but it's a good quote nonetheless).I'm pretty much exactly the same in real life as I am in game.
I appreciate your post.
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Oroan
Minmatar Ordos Humanitas Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.03.09 17:46:00 -
[363]
3 votes send !!
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Kno Bodeesbitch
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Posted - 2011.03.09 18:41:00 -
[364]
The Mittani is not lying to you...he is telling you the complete truth. Let that sink in for a second...the COMPLETE TRUTH...Goon Style.
He is telling you that the CSM is nonsense.
"All the promises from the CSM candidates, all the æissuesÆ and æfeaturesÆ theyÆre going to address - itÆs all a pack of lies"
He is telling you anyone looking to join is either naive or outright maniplulative.
"ItÆs time we stopped being suckers.
The truth is that being on the CSM has nothing to do with being a game designer, or implementing your favorite features, or fixing railguns, or removing local."
He is telling you that the candidates are looking for an all expense paid trip to Iceland.
"You, the voters, get used - A vicious cycle that pits your wishes for a better EVE Online against 9 people looking for an all-expenses-paid Icelandic vacation."
Therefore, he is telling you he is manipulating you suckers into voting for him so he gets an all expense paid trip to Iceland.
(not that he really needs the money after all he is a successful lawyer , who found socialism only after he made it big in a capitalist system. Its the principle of the matter, why pay when you can get someone else to pay, right?)
Vote Mittani! Because everyone knows Eve needs another unscrupulous, manipulative, Goon (read:scam artist), bent on self-aggrandizement in a postition of "power".
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JD Galis
New Player Experience
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Posted - 2011.03.09 19:25:00 -
[365]
I looked at the interesting CSM's candidates, by far Mittani yours seems the most with...realism I should say. I can relate to some of your views, and too add a cherry on top,a good poster! Which makes my heart swoon. You have my votes.
However a question,we all know that supercaps are breaking the game more so in nullsec. If given the power what adjustments would you make to "balance things out" or the like.
Since fighter bombers, dreads have become obsolete even more so disregarging bringing a fleet of them to cap fights on a general scale now. Dreads need some loving~ 
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 19:37:00 -
[366]
Originally by: JD Galis I looked at the interesting CSM's candidates, by far Mittani yours seems the most with...realism I should say. I can relate to some of your views, and too add a cherry on top,a good poster! Which makes my heart swoon. You have my votes.
However a question,we all know that supercaps are breaking the game more so in nullsec. If given the power what adjustments would you make to "balance things out" or the like.
Since fighter bombers, dreads have become obsolete even more so disregarging bringing a fleet of them to cap fights on a general scale now. Dreads need some loving~ 
While I don't think the CSM actually has the power to implement such things, I think supercaps need to die in droves. Right now it's too easy for them to get away. I'd support something like a supercapital point that you could mount on supercarriers; such a thing would result in so much supercap death, as it would ensure that supercap fights are deathgrips. Or, as a more 'careful' balance tweak, at the very least Fighter-Bombers shouldn't be able to kill HICs with such ease.
Note: CSM is not amateur game designer hour, and my above views are thus frankly irrelevant. Death2allsupercaps.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 19:39:00 -
[367]
Originally by: Cyno Tities Dear The Mittani, What is your position on RMT'ing and BOT'ing in eve? Would you advocate any changes in eve to deal with BOT corps renting from large 0.0 alliance rental schemes?
The real nexus of botting these days is in L4 empire missions. I think it should be cracked down on, particularly in nullsec; it ruins solo pvp when every 'ratter' auto-logs upon a hostile jump in. But CCP doesn't enforce anti-botting rules, essentially handing out only wrist-slaps. One of the reasons botting is so widespread though is because the PvE in EVE sucks ass.
RMTing leads to credit card fraud and should be heavily cracked down by CCP on wherever possible.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.09 19:44:00 -
[368]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker Hello Mittani,
- You have raised the point of "all expenses" paid trip to Iceland. Would you, as an elected delegate, decline to attend the summits in Iceland and opt to telecommute from home?
This would be completely, skull****ingly stupid. In-person persuasion is vastly more effective than purely written persuasion. Body language communicates more than words, both give and take. Like many CSM delegates in the past have said, the 'real action' of the CSM is face-to-face in Reykjavik.
Quote: - You have mentioned "my directors" having been in the past five CSM pools; who are they and why are they considered "your" directors?
I've either run Goonswarm or been a eminence grise since its inception.
Quote: - Skill queues are mentioned as one of the great featured coming out of CSM efforts, but nothing more. Do you believe this is the only feature of note worth mentioning? Are there others (with examples)?
Compared to the grand promises of all the candidates over all the years? Perhaps this next expansion we'll see huge deliverables sourced from the CSM. But for now, the election rhetoric has been little more than twaddle.
Quote:
- In your short blurb just before a voter casts their support for you, there is mention that in order to effect change you alone require the CSM chair. What advantages do you believe are provided with chair versus a regular delegate? What do you believe can only be achieve by obtaining chair? *WHY* can such issues not be brought forward as any other position within the CSM?
Because I'm a ruthless bastard; I think I can make a lot more out of the 'powerless' chair than its explicitly delineated powers imply. I don't think other candidates grasp the political power of titles.
Quote:
- Given your belief that one feature of thousands is "apalling", what sort of tools or methods will you use if elected to change this track record, whether passively or by force?
I've answered this question multiple times over the course of this 12 page+ thread.
Quote: - Do you have any comments on the work done by CSM 5 in comparison with previous councils?
The Summer of Rage was well done. This 'public letter on Incarna' is going to be very popular with voters, yet futile and politically senseless.
Quote: - You appear to advocate manipulation, hard-line tactics and shotgun diplomacy to get things done, the way you want them. What recourses do you have or have used in the past when someone decides to challenge you/dissent professionally? Let us only focus on strong, logical debate and not "omgudidwhart?!?!LOL" type rebuke.
If you insist upon rationalism and logical debate in all things, you're not going to vote for a guy who mentions charisma as one of his selling points. Disputes between humans are not some kind of spreadsheet comparison contest. Since you suggested that I should telecommute to Reykjavik and skip the face-to-face summit meetings, I'm going to guess that you don't understand how that works.
Beyond that, my record is not one of 'shotgun diplomacy'; Goonswarm has some of the most consistent and effective diplomactic relationships in the history of EVE. We win, not alone, but arm-in-arm with our friends.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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gedrick trelvile
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Posted - 2011.03.09 20:30:00 -
[369]
It matter little to me what he says I would never vote to put anyone from Goon("anything")and their associates in a position to have any say in this game. Their ideas of fairness(yeah right), backstabbing, cheating, and out right lying are and forever shall be exemplified by their leadership.
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Kno Bodeesbitch
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Posted - 2011.03.09 21:28:00 -
[370]
I would tend to agree. The Mittani is certainly an intelligent person and an exemplary spy master. He is emminently qualified to write for Ten Ton Hammer and lead the Goons.
However, by his own words he has been in Goon leadership since its inception, as such he bears responsibility for the Goon "brand". Under his watch the Goons have become synonymous with betrayal, weak character, scams and have been encouraged to be as obnoxious as possible. All of the "accomplishments" of the Goons, and there have been many, are overshadowed by their loathsome reputation.
Unfortunately,the qualities that make The Mittani a natural for the in game work he is currently doing makes him a poor choice as a candidate,in my opinion. Also,given his propensity for intrigue and "e-betrayal" I just don't see the wisdom in giving him direct access to information protected by the NDA.
I think that he has a place in the tapestry of Eve, he is certainly a celebrity, just not CSM.
Also, this "anti-candidate candidate" routine that he is running is transparently insincere. It typifies what I feel his behavior would be like as a CSM member.
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Rgarcia
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:35:00 -
[371]
You say that we are being lied to, and that we are suckers. That must be why you want to be a CSM then. You are the head of the Goons and you all lie, scam, sucker people. In fact you brag about it and are proud to be the top scammers of Eve. You have nothing to offer the players of Eve excpet fellow scammers. And I loled when I read your speech. Which was well written but lacked the obvious truth. You and all Goons are scamming, lying, players of Eve who play to only grief. And you have all said those words many times. I am calling you names. I am quoting your wiki, website, and other statements made from you all over the years.
Vote NO for any Goons running for CSM.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.09 23:01:00 -
[372]
Well, I'm sold. You got my vote.
Break some heads over there.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 00:05:00 -
[373]
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Well, I'm sold. You got my vote.
Break some heads over there.
You coming to fanfest this year? I know Tyrrax is finally showing his ugly mug. If so, hit me up. Drinking, lots.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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AJ Deathwing
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Posted - 2011.03.10 01:39:00 -
[374]
Id buy that for a dolla +6 votes here ;p
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 01:47:00 -
[375]
Originally by: Kno Bodees***** I would tend to agree. The Mittani is certainly an intelligent person and an exemplary spy master. He is emminently qualified to write for Ten Ton Hammer and lead the Goons.
However, by his own words he has been in Goon leadership since its inception, as such he bears responsibility for the Goon "brand". Under his watch the Goons have become synonymous with betrayal, weak character, scams and have been encouraged to be as obnoxious as possible. All of the "accomplishments" of the Goons, and there have been many, are overshadowed by their loathsome reputation.
Unfortunately,the qualities that make The Mittani a natural for the in game work he is currently doing makes him a poor choice as a candidate,in my opinion. Also,given his propensity for intrigue and "e-betrayal" I just don't see the wisdom in giving him direct access to information protected by the NDA.
I think that he has a place in the tapestry of Eve, he is certainly a celebrity, just not CSM.
Also, this "anti-candidate candidate" routine that he is running is transparently insincere. It typifies what I feel his behavior would be like as a CSM member.
As much as you may despise such activities, GoonSwarm is a large alliance, and in any case, the scams perpetrated in-game by goons are entirely within EVE's game policies. Violating an NDA has far-reaching, real-world consequences. To draw a correlation between in-game activities that you do not agree with, but which are entirely within CCP's policies, and violating a real-world legal contract doesn't make much sense.
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Johnathan Walker
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.10 02:32:00 -
[376]
Originally by: The Mittani
If you insist upon rationalism and logical debate in all things, you're not going to vote for a guy who mentions charisma as one of his selling points. Disputes between humans are not some kind of spreadsheet comparison contest. Since you suggested that I should telecommute to Reykjavik and skip the face-to-face summit meetings, I'm going to guess that you don't understand how that works.
So you assume that I am not as well educated in these affairs as Your Holiness and Eminence Grise, The Mittani Himself. This alone seals my vote against you, but thank you for taking the time.
I even had thought of a rhyming poem to thank and compliment you on your expected replies however the professionalism is sorely lacking and thus I take my leave, sorely disappointed. Good luck in the days to come!  Warmly, "The Bear" JW 
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.10 02:50:00 -
[377]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Well, I'm sold. You got my vote.
Break some heads over there.
You coming to fanfest this year? I know Tyrrax is finally showing his ugly mug. If so, hit me up. Drinking, lots.
Nah, not this year, maybe next though... I miss Iceland and its weird hard-boiled egg smell.
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Welsige
Gallente Guardian Manufacturing Incorp. Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.03.10 03:01:00 -
[378]
Vote added. For the 0.0, and all EVE's peoples true representation!
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Phidrelle
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Posted - 2011.03.10 03:05:00 -
[379]
Edited by: Phidrelle on 10/03/2011 03:07:42
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: James Tiberius Kirk Edited by: James Tiberius Kirk on 26/02/2011 08:32:06 Are you willing to break NDA?
If not, how will you even be different from any other CSM member?
Your general attitude towards CSM is commendable, but do you even believe it yourself that you are able to deliver?
Are you willing to report your own members to stop botting if it comes to that?
Your alliance openly violates EULA, are you going to try and protect them when it is apparent that the discussion is going against your alliance agenda?
Are you planning to say anything that isn't a lie?
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Seriously? That's your response? How very McCarthy of you.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 04:01:00 -
[380]
Originally by: Phidrelle Edited by: Phidrelle on 10/03/2011 03:34:20 Edited by: Phidrelle on 10/03/2011 03:07:42
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: James Tiberius Kirk Edited by: James Tiberius Kirk on 26/02/2011 08:32:06 Are you willing to break NDA?
If not, how will you even be different from any other CSM member?
Your general attitude towards CSM is commendable, but do you even believe it yourself that you are able to deliver?
Are you willing to report your own members to stop botting if it comes to that?
Your alliance openly violates EULA, are you going to try and protect them when it is apparent that the discussion is going against your alliance agenda?
Are you planning to say anything that isn't a lie?
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Seriously? That's your response? How very McCarthy of you.
Also, you've elicited the very classic example of the fallacy petitio principii (begging the question). Any attorney should know this. All politicians will ignore it, of course.
oh no latin words they burn us they buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn ussssssssssssssssssssss~~~
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 04:04:00 -
[381]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
Originally by: The Mittani
If you insist upon rationalism and logical debate in all things, you're not going to vote for a guy who mentions charisma as one of his selling points. Disputes between humans are not some kind of spreadsheet comparison contest. Since you suggested that I should telecommute to Reykjavik and skip the face-to-face summit meetings, I'm going to guess that you don't understand how that works.
So you assume that I am not as well educated in these affairs as Your Holiness and Eminence Grise, The Mittani Himself. This alone seals my vote against you, but thank you for taking the time.
I even had thought of a rhyming poem to thank and compliment you on your expected replies however the professionalism is sorely lacking and thus I take my leave, sorely disappointed. Good luck in the days to come! 
i'm not going to be locking up the furry vote, let's not delude ourselves
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.10 04:32:00 -
[382]
Uhm, you want to get rid of T2 BPOs?
Sorry, that's like a basic intelligence test and you failed horribly. How in gods name can you run a spy ring and be that stupid?
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Phidrelle
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Posted - 2011.03.10 04:48:00 -
[383]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Phidrelle Edited by: Phidrelle on 10/03/2011 03:34:20 Edited by: Phidrelle on 10/03/2011 03:07:42
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: James Tiberius Kirk Edited by: James Tiberius Kirk on 26/02/2011 08:32:06 Are you willing to break NDA?
If not, how will you even be different from any other CSM member?
Your general attitude towards CSM is commendable, but do you even believe it yourself that you are able to deliver?
Are you willing to report your own members to stop botting if it comes to that?
Your alliance openly violates EULA, are you going to try and protect them when it is apparent that the discussion is going against your alliance agenda?
Are you planning to say anything that isn't a lie?
Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
Seriously? That's your response? How very McCarthy of you.
Also, you've elicited the very classic example of the fallacy petitio principii (begging the question). Any attorney should know this. All politicians will ignore it, of course.
oh no latin words they burn us they buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn ussssssssssssssssssssss~~~
Thought you were supposed to be a lawyer as well as a leader. It would've been easy to take apart my argument given its own structure. I must assume you're not a very good lawyer if you can't pick a bad argument from a good one.
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Cassus Temon
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Posted - 2011.03.10 05:30:00 -
[384]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
Originally by: The Mittani
If you insist upon rationalism and logical debate in all things, you're not going to vote for a guy who mentions charisma as one of his selling points. Disputes between humans are not some kind of spreadsheet comparison contest. Since you suggested that I should telecommute to Reykjavik and skip the face-to-face summit meetings, I'm going to guess that you don't understand how that works.
So you assume that I am not as well educated in these affairs as Your Holiness and Eminence Grise, The Mittani Himself. This alone seals my vote against you, but thank you for taking the time.
I even had thought of a rhyming poem to thank and compliment you on your expected replies however the professionalism is sorely lacking and thus I take my leave, sorely disappointed. Good luck in the days to come! 
What! You're disappointed because he's not role-playing? RP and RL have very little in common; almost nothing in common actually. Something I discovered years ago; and why I don't bother with it. Role-Playing is a fantasy. One in which you idealize, or exemplify traits, which don't truly exist; in fact, never have been seen, in the scope of Human behaviour. Shakespearean witticism, and the like; have never had a place in real Human communication. This is the heart; of where lies begin. In play-acting, pretending, role-playing; all you truly do, is lie.
It's Delusion.
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WhiteGhostBear
Furs of New Eden Galactic System Lords Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.10 05:36:00 -
[385]
Originally by: The Mittani i'm not going to be locking up the furry vote, let's not delude ourselves
Hey, you never know. Stranger things in Eve have happened. 
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Sikozu Maken
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Posted - 2011.03.10 06:55:00 -
[386]
2 votes for ya :)
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 07:24:00 -
[387]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind Uhm, you want to get rid of T2 BPOs?
Sorry, that's like a basic intelligence test and you failed horribly. How in gods name can you run a spy ring and be that stupid?
t2 bpos are nowhere in my campaign message, i don't know why you're ~allmad~ about them
that said, trying to insult my intelligence is like trying to suggest i'm unattractive
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 07:27:00 -
[388]
Originally by: Phidrelle
Thought you were supposed to be a lawyer as well as a leader. It would've been easy to take apart my argument given its own structure. I must assume you're not a very good lawyer if you can't pick a bad argument from a good one.
i retired from law last year, lawyering is banal and terrible and mostly evil
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Dipluz
Caldari Notorious Legion Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:16:00 -
[389]
Edited by: Dipluz on 10/03/2011 12:17:31 Edited by: Dipluz on 10/03/2011 12:17:11 The Mittani for CSM! no more bull****, go to iceland and kick ass and chew bubblegum! cya on TS! oh and yeah on Fanfest ofcourse! cya in the bar ;)
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Dr Shameless
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:04:00 -
[390]
As mentioned in a certain movie:
"If we are to survive, a new balance must be found. In normal times, evil (CCP) would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil (lawyer)." 
Voted for The Mittani 
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:26:00 -
[391]
Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 10/03/2011 14:27:57
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Tehg Rhind Uhm, you want to get rid of T2 BPOs?
Sorry, that's like a basic intelligence test and you failed horribly. How in gods name can you run a spy ring and be that stupid?
t2 bpos are nowhere in my campaign message, i don't know why you're ~allmad~ about them
that said, trying to insult my intelligence is like trying to suggest i'm unattractive
First, you said this in Vote Match, so yeah, its part of your platform.
Second, you're right that insulting your intelligence over this is similar to suggesting your unnatractive. Both could be insinuated with Bayesian probabilities.
P(Ret|T2) Given that you don't support T2 BPOs the chance that you are market stupid is high
P(U|EvE) Given that you play EvE and are space important the chance that there is something physically wrong with you may be high (haven't evaluated this one yet).
The first is definitely right.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 19:42:00 -
[392]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 10/03/2011 14:27:57
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Tehg Rhind Uhm, you want to get rid of T2 BPOs?
Sorry, that's like a basic intelligence test and you failed horribly. How in gods name can you run a spy ring and be that stupid?
t2 bpos are nowhere in my campaign message, i don't know why you're ~allmad~ about them
that said, trying to insult my intelligence is like trying to suggest i'm unattractive
First, you said this in Vote Match, so yeah, its part of your platform.
Second, you're right that insulting your intelligence over this is similar to suggesting your unnatractive. Both could be insinuated with Bayesian probabilities.
P(Ret|T2) Given that you don't support T2 BPOs the chance that you are market stupid is high
P(U|EvE) Given that you play EvE and are space important the chance that there is something physically wrong with you may be high (haven't evaluated this one yet).
The first is definitely right.
i guess this post is the math nerd version of that guy a few posts back quoting a bunch of latin words and expecting people to care
*quotes statistics 101* *leans back, satisfied*
anyway, i'm literally a beautiful man, deal with it
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Aineko Macx
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:03:00 -
[393]
lol I was more likely to vote for you before your campaign. You lost when you set out to smear everyone else instead of showing why you are a better candidate. Protip: Stop being that arrogant little ****. But then again, that might be your true self after all... ________________________ CCP: Where fixing bugs is a luxury, not an obligation. |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 20:14:00 -
[394]
Originally by: Aineko Macx lol I was more likely to vote for you before your campaign. You lost when you set out to smear everyone else instead of showing why you are a better candidate. Protip: Stop being that arrogant little ****. But then again, that might be your true self after all...
If you abhor arrogance, you were never going to vote for me. Don't bother lying about it. vOv
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.03.10 21:26:00 -
[395]
The problem isn't so much Mittens. I actually think he'd be a pretty decent CSM chair (though I think he's totally misunderstood how much 'power' it would give him). It's the fact that he's trying to pad the whole CSM with his cronies, drowning out any independent voices.
Please resize your signature to no more than 120 x 400 pixels. - Adida Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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Torio Orus
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Posted - 2011.03.10 21:46:00 -
[396]
You've got my voice, hope you'll manage to do something. Don't pay attention to those trolls.
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Lilac Willimar
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:11:00 -
[397]
What are your thoughts on enhanced roleplaying features being added to the game through Incarna?
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Rgarcia
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Posted - 2011.03.10 22:32:00 -
[398]
lol, you think he really cares about incarna? Not a bit. He is guilty of what he accuses everyone else of. It's called hypocrisy.
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Trader 0139
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Posted - 2011.03.10 23:07:00 -
[399]
you have my vote.
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.10 23:14:00 -
[400]
Originally by: General Windypops The problem isn't so much Mittens. I actually think he'd be a pretty decent CSM chair (though I think he's totally misunderstood how much 'power' it would give him). It's the fact that he's trying to pad the whole CSM with his cronies, drowning out any independent voices.
The rest of nullsec is his croniOH WAIT
Sup windy
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 01:02:00 -
[401]
Originally by: Lilac Willimar What are your thoughts on enhanced roleplaying features being added to the game through Incarna?
Goons often mock roleplayers in EVE, because they have to do so much goddamned work to roleplay. This is because the ingame client provides essentially no immersion whatsoever, so you might as well be RPing by post on a forum somewhere, yakking about space politics or whatever.
I've actually unironically enjoyed roleplaying in better formats. I used to be a huge oldWorldofDarkness mush addict, and that worked out great because the medium of text on a MUSH is very conducive to RP.
Incarna is a controversial issue in some circles. However it's going to happen. Period. Incarna is the WoD MMO engine alpha. CCP is developing it. You cannot stop it; the CSM cannot stop it. It's foolish to think otherwise.
However, it's also a nuanced issue, because if CCP /didn't/ use the WoD code in EVE, making the games cross-compatible where possible, the development resources CCP is expending on WoD would provide no utility for EVE whatsoever. The EVE playerbase can't prevent the WoD MMO. Nor can the CSM. But through Incarna, EVE can at least see some benefits of the WoD development.
Personally, I think EVE desperately needs immersion. Part of the reason why people point out that I'm the same 'in EVE' as I am 'in real life' is because there's no immersion. I'm watching a ****ty, dated UI and a picture of a spaceship, but in practice I'm zoomed way the **** out anyway because the game lags so badly.
So my 'immersion' is:
1. a UI that is based off an excel spreadsheet 2. a zoomed out bracket [ ] and a bunch of other [ ]'s around me.
You could practically turn EVE into a multiplayer roguelike. :/
Anyhoo, you get a seriouspost from me w/r/t RP, because I think Incarna is something that EVE needs, even though a lot of people do not realize it. It needs the immersion factor. Some people will instarage because I say 'EVE needs Incarna', but they are fools.
They are fools not because they are wrong to disagree with me (some may say EVE is immersive enough, etc), but because since Incarna and WOD are inevitable, and thus thoroughly pointless to rage against.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Soraya Nol
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Posted - 2011.03.11 02:34:00 -
[402]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Lilac Willimar What are your thoughts on enhanced roleplaying features being added to the game through Incarna?
Goons often mock roleplayers in EVE, because they have to do so much goddamned work to roleplay. This is because the ingame client provides essentially no immersion whatsoever, so you might as well be RPing by post on a forum somewhere, yakking about space politics or whatever.
I've actually unironically enjoyed roleplaying in better formats. I used to be a huge oldWorldofDarkness mush addict, and that worked out great because the medium of text on a MUSH is very conducive to RP.
Incarna is a controversial issue in some circles. However it's going to happen. Period. Incarna is the WoD MMO engine alpha. CCP is developing it. You cannot stop it; the CSM cannot stop it. It's foolish to think otherwise.
However, it's also a nuanced issue, because if CCP /didn't/ use the WoD code in EVE, making the games cross-compatible where possible, the development resources CCP is expending on WoD would provide no utility for EVE whatsoever. The EVE playerbase can't prevent the WoD MMO. Nor can the CSM. But through Incarna, EVE can at least see some benefits of the WoD development.
Personally, I think EVE desperately needs immersion. Part of the reason why people point out that I'm the same 'in EVE' as I am 'in real life' is because there's no immersion. I'm watching a ****ty, dated UI and a picture of a spaceship, but in practice I'm zoomed way the **** out anyway because the game lags so badly.
So my 'immersion' is:
1. a UI that is based off an excel spreadsheet 2. a zoomed out bracket [ ] and a bunch of other [ ]'s around me.
You could practically turn EVE into a multiplayer roguelike. :/
Anyhoo, you get a seriouspost from me w/r/t RP, because I think Incarna is something that EVE needs, even though a lot of people do not realize it. It needs the immersion factor. Some people will instarage because I say 'EVE needs Incarna', but they are fools.
They are fools not because they are wrong to disagree with me (some may say EVE is immersive enough, etc), but because since Incarna and WOD are inevitable, and thus thoroughly pointless to rage against.
Dude I'm sure you're a chill nerd brosef to hang out with in rl, but you're kinda losing it. Just go away.
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.11 06:04:00 -
[403]
Originally by: The Mittani i guess this post is the math nerd version of that guy a few posts back quoting a bunch of latin words and expecting people to care
*quotes statistics 101* *leans back, satisfied*
anyway, i'm literally a beautiful man, deal with it
First, I could give a flying f*** what you look like. Second, you still haven't responded to your full ****** statement in the Vote Match system about T2 BPOs.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 07:10:00 -
[404]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind
First, I could give a flying f*** what you look like. Second, you still haven't responded to your full ****** statement in the Vote Match system about T2 BPOs.
you seem like you're on a nerd crusade and you're not voting for me anyway, idgaf vOv
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Johnathan Walker
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.11 07:24:00 -
[405]
Originally by: Cassus Temon
What! You're disappointed because he's not role-playing?
No, I am disappointed that I once thought Mittani to be above the negative stereotypes I have come to believe of all Goons; where I once believed pure cunning, brilliant strategy and execution were dominant traits I have found these overshadowed by arrogance and condescension. It is unfortunate; life is full of disappointments. I had hoped that I was just mis-reading but this was not the case.
Moving along to the next candidate who I may be able to rally behind; certainly not stopping here...
<insert rebuttal flames about "feelings being hurt blah blah blah", I know they're coming> : ****ing off potential voters is never good political strategy. Warmly, "The Bear" JW 
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Rukdam Asthaton
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Posted - 2011.03.11 08:21:00 -
[406]
Edited by: Rukdam Asthaton on 11/03/2011 08:21:30 From where I see things CSM is a sounding board as said before (many times); when I read your (The Mittani) statements and posts i'm interpreting that you will turn it into more then a sounding board. (Lobbyist group is the closest thing in my mind for comparison)
The actual question(s): 1. You say the other candidates are lying to us and promising us things. But aren't you promising us things as well? At it's core, each candidate is telling us how they want to do things, you appear to me as no different. (Same dish, different flavors if you understand my analogy) 2. In regards to unifying the CSM: Do you intend to do this through your own personality and way of doing things? I don't see much detail on how you will accomplish this. 3. If you do so, what do you think of the event that CCP just shuts out CSM alltogether? Will you take action(if any) to circumvent such an event? (I apologize if this has been asked already, 14 posts of reading and mind went blurry)
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Jarek Kalensa
FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.03.11 16:24:00 -
[407]
I will be voting for you.
I am resident in low-sec 99% of the time that I am in EVE. Whilst this would normally be the springboard for me to rant in tedious length about what I personally do or do not like about low-sec, I will not be doing that. "Fix" it or don't, I don't really care. I don't really mind the low-sec mechanics. I even don't care about GCC and gate guns, and I would argue that most pirates don't really care about them, regardless of what they might say when they get all riled up and shouty.
As you mention, and as is glaringly obvious to any EVE player with even a teeny brain, the CSM will never be responsible for massive play-changing modifications to the game. So, regardless who I and my alts choose to vote for, the likelihood is that not much will change.
So why am I bothering to vote at all, why am I bothering to vote for you, and why am I bothering to waste all the forum-kids time writing about it?
Simply put, because from reading your articles and from watching the parts of your career that have floated, dreg-like, down to us low-sec scumbags, you seem to be an intelligent, articulate guy who has a deep commitment to the game. I'm sure we wouldn't agree on a lot of stuff, but we agree on quite a bit of it, and that's enough for me. I know you won't change anything for the better, but **** it, you'll be a cat amongst the pigeons, and that's good enough.
Also, nice puppy.
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Not Kalle Demos
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.03.11 16:29:00 -
[408]
ITT Mittani still says unironically
LOL!
I was considering voting for Mittani because MAYBE if this game got worse CCP would do something and having Mittani as CSM (the same guy who cant even manage an alliance and destroyed his own alliance 3 û 4 times) the game would get worse and CCP would do something.
Unless this was the plan all along, because if it is then Mittani only you would be capable of making something go from bad to worse
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Lilac Willimar
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Posted - 2011.03.11 16:42:00 -
[409]
Thank you for your reply, Mittani :)
And from one old school WoD MUSHer to another, you have my vote.
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.11 18:05:00 -
[410]
Originally by: The Mittani you're unironically surprised that after popping up like an antagonistic sperg raging about bpos that i trolled you? really?
you might be mistaking me for a candidate who will grovel or suffer fools for votes. i am not that candidate; one of my planks is ruthlessness, and my ~space empire~ is based on cruelty.
who even cares? MD's blocvoting for kalrand if they have any sense, you're not going to vote for me, feel free to angrypost some more though
By that logic shouldn't everyone responding to this thread be trolling you since the candidacy is little more than an angry sperg?
Anyways, I would assume that the Mittani could handle a little harsh criticism and not REPEATEDLY REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS ORIGINAL STATEMENT. Good lord, you would think a clever and ruthless type you claim to be could come off more as a 'Slick Willy' instead of a 'Dubya'. Don't mistake power with the undestanding of how to actualize it.
So, one more time, definitely not the last. Did you state that the removal of T2 BPOs was a good idea in the Vote Match system?
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Melika Akhostov
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Posted - 2011.03.11 19:25:00 -
[411]
There is only one true God, and The Mittani is his profit.
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Jarek Kalensa
FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.03.11 19:54:00 -
[412]
Originally by: Melika Akhostov There is only one true God, and The Mittani is his profit.
Freudian slip there?
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.11 20:23:00 -
[413]
Originally by: The Mittani
you might be mistaking me for a candidate who will grovel or suffer fools for votes. i am not that candidate; one of my planks is ruthlessness, and my ~space empire~ is based on cruelty.
Oh man, you've really lost the plot. But please don't stop, it's not often we get quality stuff like this. 
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Admiral Feelgood
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 20:44:00 -
[414]
Originally by: Not Kalle Demos ITT Mittani still says unironically
LOL!
I was considering voting for Mittani because MAYBE if this game got worse CCP would do something and having Mittani as CSM (the same guy who cant even manage an alliance and destroyed his own alliance 3 û 4 times) the game would get worse and CCP would do something.
Dear Leader hasn't destroyed the alliance even once. Under the kind guidance and wisdom of the Dear Leader we have grown strong and numerous and our reach extended greatly. The five year economic plans are all on track to exceed quota and every goon has bread in one hand and a rifle in the other. To think that the Dear Leader is responsible for our past hardships is the strange ranting of revisionists and capitalist roaders. Once Dear Leader has ascended to CSM chairmanship and you have experienced the brilliance of TheMittani Thought you will see the insanity in opposing Dear Leader's will, through his guidance we will all flourish in a new post-Trebor society.
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Trixie Sue
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Posted - 2011.03.11 20:45:00 -
[415]
Originally by: Bomberlocks
Originally by: The Mittani
you might be mistaking me for a candidate who will grovel or suffer fools for votes. i am not that candidate; one of my planks is ruthlessness, and my ~space empire~ is based on cruelty.
Oh man, you've really lost the plot. But please don't stop, it's not often we get quality stuff like this. 
Seriously, its some pro ruthless clever stuff here.
Please link pictures to show how hot you are again. That was some pro stuff mate.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 21:24:00 -
[416]
Originally by: Rukdam Asthaton
From where I see things CSM is a sounding board as said before (many times); when I read your (The Mittani) statements and posts i'm interpreting that you will turn it into more then a sounding board. (Lobbyist group is the closest thing in my mind for comparison)
The actual question(s): 1. You say the other candidates are lying to us and promising us things. But aren't you promising us things as well? At it's core, each candidate is telling us how they want to do things, you appear to me as no different. (Same dish, different flavors if you understand my analogy) 2. In regards to unifying the CSM: Do you intend to do this through your own personality and way of doing things? I don't see much detail on how you will accomplish this. 3. If you do so, what do you think of the event that CCP just shuts out CSM alltogether? Will you take action(if any) to circumvent such an event? (I apologize if this has been asked already, 14 posts of reading and mind went blurry)
Thank you for your time.
That's not a bad analogy; an effective advocate for the players would, essentially, be a lobbyist group.
I've hit these questions before, but like you say, it's a loooong thread.
1. Since my campaign was announced, many candidates have moderated their statements so they aren't caught in the open promising to fix blasters, which was the stereotypical 'lol CSM platform' joke in years past. The issue isn't people making promises, but making promised wildly outside the scope of the CSM - promising to make design changes, etc. I can promise to be a ruthless bastard and to /attempt/ to increase the power of the CSM.
2. I won't know exactly the best path until I know the makeup of the CSM after the 30th. Different personalities have to be handled in different ways. I have one of the best records of 'making disparate groups work together for a common goal' of anyone in EVE, however.
3. I have serious concerns that CCP might stonewall the CSM, especially after the monstrously daft open letter that was just published. Such a letter plays well with the voting base - and I'll probably be pilloried for daring to criticize it, but **** it. You need to apply pressure in a canny way.
Pressure on the upper management from the media w/r/t the Summer of Discontent appeared to work quite well, as the pressure was tailored to people who can do something about it (ie: "****, we're getting nuked in the press, order our line devs to do an interative bugfix expansion and do more blogs about lagfixes") as opposed to the Open Letter, which complained about a lack of gameplay in the WoD engine alpha (ie, Incarna) to line-level devs - people who 1. can't alter Incarna or axe it, since it's an engine test 2. aren't beholden to player or media pressure at all, anyway.
So that's an example of a political move which is popular with voters, but accomplishes nothing. Incarna isn't going to have much 'gameplay', the line devs can't stop it or change it, and the playerbase raging about it isn't going to change it.
All the letter can do is **** over CSM6 such that we start from a position of 'CCP expects the CSM to throw tantrums and resign en masse (note how few from CSM5 are going for reelection), don't bother with these idiots'.
How will I try to overcome this? I have no idea at this juncture. The first step, once elected, will be to gather intel and talk to as many CCP people as will be willing to chat with me about how the CSM5 did from CCP's perspective. Because it's all well and good for us to hurf about high profile stunts from Jita Park, in practice none of us actually know how the CSM is doing from the CCP side.
I suspect what I uncover will be ugly, and possibly damning. The job will be much harder now, that's for sure.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.03.11 21:32:00 -
[417]
Originally by: Rukdam Asthaton 2. In regards to unifying the CSM: Do you intend to do this through your own personality and way of doing things? I don't see much detail on how you will accomplish this.
I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here and answer on Mittens behelf. "By ensuring that 90% of the people on the CSM are the leaders of my closest allies".
Please resize your signature to no more than 120 x 400 pixels. - Adida Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 21:34:00 -
[418]
Originally by: Jarek Kalensa I will be voting for you.
I am resident in low-sec 99% of the time that I am in EVE. Whilst this would normally be the springboard for me to rant in tedious length about what I personally do or do not like about low-sec, I will not be doing that. "Fix" it or don't, I don't really care. I don't really mind the low-sec mechanics. I even don't care about GCC and gate guns, and I would argue that most pirates don't really care about them, regardless of what they might say when they get all riled up and shouty.
As you mention, and as is glaringly obvious to any EVE player with even a teeny brain, the CSM will never be responsible for massive play-changing modifications to the game. So, regardless who I and my alts choose to vote for, the likelihood is that not much will change.
So why am I bothering to vote at all, why am I bothering to vote for you, and why am I bothering to waste all the forum-kids time writing about it?
Simply put, because from reading your articles and from watching the parts of your career that have floated, dreg-like, down to us low-sec scumbags, you seem to be an intelligent, articulate guy who has a deep commitment to the game. I'm sure we wouldn't agree on a lot of stuff, but we agree on quite a bit of it, and that's enough for me. I know you won't change anything for the better, but **** it, you'll be a cat amongst the pigeons, and that's good enough.
Also, nice puppy.
Thanks for the endorsement. I have some (dated) views on lowsec, for what it's worth; I think the region is the most neglected area of the game. A couple of years ago at Eve Vegas there was a 'design competition' which my team won, drafting a 'Corruption' expansion for lowsec. There's a TTH column about it. However, like you say, me being on the CSM isn't likely to have any direct impact on lowsec gameplay.
As for a cat being among pigeons, there are a bunch of posters in this thread who are absolutely certain that because I'm ****ting on people who are idiots and not being ~nice~ to every poster, I will lose this election and lose it badly.
I appreciate your savvy analysis of the situation.
Pigeons are tasty.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 21:39:00 -
[419]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
No, I am disappointed that I once thought Mittani to be above the negative stereotypes I have come to believe of all Goons; where I once believed pure cunning, brilliant strategy and execution were dominant traits I have found these overshadowed by arrogance and condescension. It is unfortunate; life is full of disappointments. I had hoped that I was just mis-reading but this was not the case.
Let me get this straight. I openly announce myself to be an arrogant, manipulative sadist and now you are shocked, shocked that I'm an arrogant, manipulative sadist?
I got nothin'.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 22:06:00 -
[420]
I just picked up the EVE Tribune endorsement for CSM Chairman:
Quote:
The Mittani, for CSM chair.: A self-described bastard, we think that he's exactly what the CSM needs to raise itself out of a position of semi-relevancy and forge itself into a tool to smack CCP's nose when they need a good dose of reality. We believe that a Mittens-led CSM will accomplish great things and finally find ways and means to put some real pressure on CCP.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Not Kalle Demos
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.03.11 23:28:00 -
[421]
Originally by: Admiral Feelgood
Originally by: Not Kalle Demos ITT Mittani still says unironically
LOL!
I was considering voting for Mittani because MAYBE if this game got worse CCP would do something and having Mittani as CSM (the same guy who cant even manage an alliance and destroyed his own alliance 3 û 4 times) the game would get worse and CCP would do something.
Dear Leader
I bet you feel real good about brown nosing in a creepy RP way but you should stop
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.12 02:22:00 -
[422]
K, fine. Let's ignore your statement about T2 BPOs for the moment. Let's look at your platform.
1) The CSM makes unrealistic promises to get elected.
This is a no-brained dude. Of course they do. Anyone running for a political office makes unrealistic promises. Including yourself. The difference is that the unrealistic promises they make involve design changes that are supported by their developer Stakeholder status. Your unrealistic promise (if there is one, I'll get to that latter) involves a much larger change in the very nature of the CSM, which CCP may not actually have any obligation or interest in listening to.
2) Now while I just argued that you are making large promises that you have no ability to back, Im going to do a 180 and say that you actually are campaigning on an empty platform. Your basic campaign comes down to "There is clearly a problem, I'm going to fix it because I'm a proven cut-throat dude". This is a completely empty statement.
3) You say your ability to redirect the CSM is proven through your ability to politic. Now, honestly I don't know you IRL, and you very well may have that, bu there is no evidence of that any of us could possibly see. The leadership and politickig you have shown in EvE is meaningless for a task like what you are mentioning. Part of this is because, while leading in EvE does take talent, it also takes the kind of skewed priorities and ego-mania that make for terrible collaborative leaders in the real world. This isn't just targeted at you, but anyone who claims that. Anyone who can devote 40 hours of their life to leading people in a computer game are not the kind of people I would ever want sitting in a board room negotiating a deal that involves real issues, becausethat person has already shown that real issues come second to games.
It's a bit anti-intellectual.
3) What this all boils down to, for me, is that you are arguing against the excessive politicking and lack of results from the CSM (which strikes me as a somewhat unfounded statement, see stakeholder status), but this picture you are showing of the problem, and the solution, is painted by the most grandiose politic double speak I have seen in quite a while.
"the CSM shouldn't bring player problems to CCP, it should bring CCP to the players"
how you get a pass on criticising empty promises and flowery politicking while writig the sappiest politicking campaign of any of the candidates is beyond me. The only explanation I have for it is that you are riding the cult of personality you, to be fair, have rightfully earned.
The entire spiel quote about how the CSM does all it's business on their private forums and at the summit instead of publicly and spin that as some insidious plot is hilarious. OF COURSE that's where they do their work. I mean....I don't get that in the slightest. How could you have a usefull conversation with devs about a potential feature in public without either violating NDA. As for transparency the recent CSM was pretty quality about releasing good minutes and informing the players about what they can.
But you turn on the 'Loose Change" music and make them all a pack of evil liars.
Ironically, you getting elected may only prove your campaign stance that the CSM is filled with double speak politicians who promise the world that they can't deliver and in the end bring nothing to the table.
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ModeratedToSilence
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Posted - 2011.03.12 03:07:00 -
[423]
The CSM has proved 5 times to be a toothless paper tiger that sell out for a free holiday in Iceland. From what I can see the Mittani is simply saying lets change this. As a result he is standing. Coincidentally, or perhaps because of this the number of players voting in the CSM elections is dramatically higher.
For that reason I'm voting for the Mittani.
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Johnathan Walker
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.12 04:50:00 -
[424]
Originally by: ModeratedToSilence Coincidentally, or perhaps because of this the number of players voting in the CSM elections is dramatically higher.
You're attributing a higher voter turnout because one person is running? =laughs=
Let the Mittani-washing-continue there, Moderated. =eyeroll= Warmly, "The Bear" JW 
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Bob Random
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.12 07:51:00 -
[425]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
You're attributing a higher voter turnout because one person is running? =laughs=
Please present your assertion for the reason there is a higher vote turnout this year, I am all ears. Have a good one... |

Alty McExpendable
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2011.03.12 18:23:00 -
[426]
Man, this was almost off the first page. Not cool.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.12 21:36:00 -
[427]
Mittens, a selfish request:
Can you bring up the Legion and how much it sucks, once you get to Sulphurville? It needs a 7th turret. This probably won't work, but heck, doesn't hurt to try.
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Zirse
Minmatar ZED Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.12 21:57:00 -
[428]
You have my votes.
If Trebor wins the chair I'm going to have to /lifequit.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.12 23:58:00 -
[429]
Originally by: Alty McExpendable Man, this was almost off the first page. Not cool.
I went out drinking last night and only now, around 6pm have recovered from the hangover. Welp.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Mittens, a selfish request:
Can you bring up the Legion and how much it sucks, once you get to Sulphurville? It needs a 7th turret. This probably won't work, but heck, doesn't hurt to try.
Sure, and no doubt I'll also bang the drum - again - about a second midslot on the Retribution. No doubt I will be ignored, because lol amateurgamedesignersoncsm.
Originally by: Zirse You have my votes.
If Trebor wins the chair I'm going to have to /lifequit.
I love votes. Votes make me happy. Mmmm, votes.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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ModeratedToSilence
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Posted - 2011.03.13 02:59:00 -
[430]
Originally by: Johnathan Walker
Originally by: ModeratedToSilence Coincidentally, or perhaps because of this the number of players voting in the CSM elections is dramatically higher.
You're attributing a higher voter turnout because one person is running? =laughs=
Let the Mittani-washing-continue there, Moderated. =eyeroll=
I have been playing this terrible game for 6 years and have voted in every CSM while playing - The presence of the Mittani and his spamming crew of thousands appears to be the only difference in how things are being run this year.
If the presence of person who can "entice" 6000 accounts to vote and the backlash of those who despise his kind is not the reason for the significantly higher voter turnout thus far what is?
Its easy to point and laugh ask galileo
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Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.13 04:19:00 -
[431]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Mittens, a selfish request:
Can you bring up the Legion and how much it sucks, once you get to Sulphurville? It needs a 7th turret. This probably won't work, but heck, doesn't hurt to try.
Sure, and no doubt I'll also bang the drum - again - about a second midslot on the Retribution. No doubt I will be ignored, because lol amateurgamedesignersoncsm.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.13 06:12:00 -
[432]
I enjoy harassing Hammerhead about Retribution midslots. Deal with it. vOv
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.13 13:58:00 -
[433]
Originally by: Enriana Shli****n Edited by: Enriana Shli****n on 13/03/2011 04:37:03 Edited by: Enriana Shli****n on 13/03/2011 04:34:46
Plus, technically he did tell the cold hard truth, in that this probably won't work. :F
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sir gankalot
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Posted - 2011.03.13 14:52:00 -
[434]
I have a question for you: what are your RL feelings towards cats? 
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Alty McExpendable
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2011.03.13 17:29:00 -
[435]
You cut that out right meow!
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Kayl Breinhar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.13 19:05:00 -
[436]
Edited by: Kayl Breinhar on 13/03/2011 19:06:54
Originally by: General Windypops The problem isn't so much Mittens. I actually think he'd be a pretty decent CSM chair (though I think he's totally misunderstood how much 'power' it would give him). It's the fact that he's trying to pad the whole CSM with his cronies, drowning out any independent voices.
Since, you know, CCP follows the CSM's advice and suggestions part and parcel all the time.
This process is no different than any high school student council election process. The difference is our guy isn't promising soda machines in the cafeteria, or that they'd be a really good class president because they watched The West Wing.
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Janos Saal
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Posted - 2011.03.13 19:16:00 -
[437]
Got my vote.
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Not Kalle Demos
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.03.13 20:26:00 -
[438]
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
This process is no different than any high school student council election process. The difference is our guy isn't promising soda machines in the cafeteria, or that they'd be a really good class president because they watched The West Wing.
Being in UK I often forget what happens in US or what doesnÆt in MittaniÆs case , things are starting to make sense on why Mittani is so desperate and serious about playing Sarah Palin online, making up for lost time I see 
Im just glad we dont have an internet spaceship prom, he would probably go all out for that too, I kindda feel bad for all the things I said about him now, I just figured it was some political ambition, you know something to keep the alliance moving, wasnt aware it was all about closure and building self-esteem.
Well since you are probably already in, due to numbers again and nothing else, have fun in Iceland though donÆt expect anything will change just because you are hot headed and emotionally unstable.
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Kayl Breinhar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.13 20:29:00 -
[439]
Originally by: Not Kalle Demos
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
This process is no different than any high school student council election process. The difference is our guy isn't promising soda machines in the cafeteria, or that they'd be a really good class president because they watched The West Wing.
Being in UK I often forget what happens in US or what doesnÆt in MittaniÆs case , things are starting to make sense on why Mittani is so desperate and serious about playing Sarah Palin online, making up for lost time I see 
Im just glad we dont have an internet spaceship prom, he would probably go all out for that too, I kindda feel bad for all the things I said about him now, I just figured it was some political ambition, you know something to keep the alliance moving, wasnt aware it was all about closure and building self-esteem.
Well since you are probably already in, due to numbers again and nothing else, have fun in Iceland though donÆt expect anything will change just because you are hot headed and emotionally unstable.
New campaign slogan:
"Vote for The Mittani - Hey, you never know, he might get frustrated and quit!"
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.13 21:20:00 -
[440]
Originally by: sir gankalot I have a question for you: what are your RL feelings towards cats? 
I have three cats. This is not my fault.
I once had two cats, but my orange tabby died not too long ago. This sent me into a bit of a State, and my wife decided that I should get a kitten to try to get over it. I resisted for a long while, then one day she showed me the webpage of a local rescue; a tiny black kitten with a broken tail had been found in a wheel-well of a car trying to keep warm in the depths of the Wisconsin winter.
Black cats are adopted far less than any other kind of cat, too.
Anyway, so I melted and we ran out and adopted the kitten, and since she had become 'foster buddies' with the kitten in the crate next to her, we adopted her friend too. So I'm now at 1 cat, 2 kittens, and an increasingly massive Alaskan Malamute.
Originally by: Not Kalle Demos
Well since you are probably already in, due to numbers again and nothing else, have fun in Iceland though donÆt expect anything will change just because you are hot headed and emotionally unstable.
Darius was the hotheaded GSF CEO. I have ice in my veins. vOv
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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ImmaSplodeYou
HAMMERHOUSE
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Posted - 2011.03.13 21:36:00 -
[441]
Edited by: ImmaSplodeYou on 13/03/2011 21:36:23 Please inform sreegs that Kalle Demos is once again evading hisher forum ban
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Kiki Gr1mness
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Posted - 2011.03.13 21:49:00 -
[442]
1 vote for mittens! ...sold me on the promise of being a manipulative bastard.  Half Khanid... half Carebear. Gr1mness |

Jenna Malone
Caldari W-hat LLC
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Posted - 2011.03.13 22:03:00 -
[443]
Alexander, the Giant Turkey!
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.13 22:19:00 -
[444]
I voted for the best candidate running under the Goonfleet banner today. I voted for Kalrand! You should too.
Mittens, don't made me read walls of text. We all know that CCP are mouth-breathing, paste-eating, short-bus riding, golden-goose killing, bait-and-switching, failcascading, lying scum. What we differ on is how to address that issue. You ask for power but give no inkling on how you would use that power. Not a word about bots or incarna. You, sir, are a charlatan.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.13 22:27:00 -
[445]
Originally by: AkJon Ferguson I voted for the best candidate running under the Goonfleet banner today. I voted for Kalrand! You should too.
Mittens, don't made me read walls of text. We all know that CCP are mouth-breathing, paste-eating, short-bus riding, golden-goose killing, bait-and-switching, failcascading, lying scum. What we differ on is how to address that issue. You ask for power but give no inkling on how you would use that power. Not a word about bots or incarna. You, sir, are a charlatan.
i addressed Incarna specifically on the previous page; you're dumb.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.13 22:39:00 -
[446]
I'm dumb? You're the one chasing after the vote of someone who already voted!
Vote Kalrand for CSM! He's the goonswarm candidate you can trust and if he fails miserably, he has a handy (rl) name that lends itself well to childish barbs like dillhole or dillweed.
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Lady Spanky
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.13 23:00:00 -
[447]
Hi mittens since you won't lie to us at all please tell us how much you paid Evenews 24 and Eve Tribune?
Your signature was inappropriate, email [email protected] to find out why (don't forget to include a link to it) -Sahwoolo |

The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.13 23:04:00 -
[448]
Originally by: Lady Spanky Hi mittens since you won't lie to us at all please tell us how much you paid Evenews 24 and Eve Tribune?
test and goonswarm paid 2b/4b respectively for the en24 ad, and nothing for eve tribune since that's an endorsement, not a paid advert
seleene's people got pretty angry that we'd beaten them to the punch for the en24 top-of-the-page space, so their paid ad ended up on a sideline. you angry about that, too?
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.03.13 23:11:00 -
[449]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Lady Spanky Hi mittens since you won't lie to us at all please tell us how much you paid Evenews 24 and Eve Tribune?
test and goonswarm paid 2b/4b respectively for the en24 ad, and nothing for eve tribune since that's an endorsement, not a paid advert
seleene's people got pretty angry that we'd beaten them to the punch for the en24 top-of-the-page space, so their paid ad ended up on a sideline. you angry about that, too?
Mittens it's pretty ****ty that you and your alts have been slagging off people like me and Trebor for runnining entirely open competitions saying that it's "immoral" to "buy votes" while you're spending billions behind the scenes buying endorsements and advertising...
At least with our competitions everyone stands a chance to win. you're just lining the pockets of the media.
i guess that's eh "honesty" people get when they vote for you, huh.
Please resize your signature to no more than 120 x 400 pixels. - Adida Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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Lady Spanky
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.03.13 23:19:00 -
[450]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Lady Spanky Hi mittens since you won't lie to us at all please tell us how much you paid Evenews 24 and Eve Tribune?
test and goonswarm paid 2b/4b respectively for the en24 ad, and nothing for eve tribune since that's an endorsement, not a paid advert
seleene's people got pretty angry that we'd beaten them to the punch for the en24 top-of-the-page space, so their paid ad ended up on a sideline. you angry about that, too?
I'm sure it's ENTIRELY coincidence that EN24 which previously was a blatent supporter of Pandemic Legion has suddenly started posting links to PL's leaked forums at exactly the time that Mittani and the NC started bankrolling them.
Your signature was inappropriate, email [email protected] to find out why (don't forget to include a link to it) -Sahwoolo |

Siecen K'Solaran
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Posted - 2011.03.13 23:34:00 -
[451]
Edited by: Siecen K''Solaran on 13/03/2011 23:34:35
Originally by: Lady Spanky
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Lady Spanky Hi mittens since you won't lie to us at all please tell us how much you paid Evenews 24 and Eve Tribune?
test and goonswarm paid 2b/4b respectively for the en24 ad, and nothing for eve tribune since that's an endorsement, not a paid advert
seleene's people got pretty angry that we'd beaten them to the punch for the en24 top-of-the-page space, so their paid ad ended up on a sideline. you angry about that, too?
I'm sure it's ENTIRELY coincidence that EN24 which previously was a blatent supporter of Pandemic Legion has suddenly started posting links to PL's leaked forums at exactly the time that Mittani and the NC started bankrolling them.
Woah, there are still people who think you can buy somebody for as little as 6 bil?
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Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.14 00:51:00 -
[452]
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Enriana Shli****n Edited by: Enriana Shli****n on 13/03/2011 04:37:03 Edited by: Enriana Shli****n on 13/03/2011 04:34:46
Plus, technically he did tell the cold hard truth, in that this probably won't work. :F
That does make him a sexy man... I see your pov
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.14 01:58:00 -
[453]
Originally by: Lady Spanky
I'm sure it's ENTIRELY coincidence that EN24 which previously was a blatent supporter of Pandemic Legion has suddenly started posting links to PL's leaked forums at exactly the time that Mittani and the NC started bankrolling them.
There's simply so much fail there that I'm not sure where to begin, but ah well.
Let's start with the obvious, shall we? EN24 doesn't support PL. EN24 doesn't support anybody. They've actually got an editorial policy very similar to the Tribune's in that as long as things are factually valid, they'll let lots of different folks submit their opinions and points of view. You can read Riverini's thoughts on the matter, here.
Of course there's an ad that went up for certain candidates: those candidates bought ad space. That's how ad space works. They sell it to people.
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Kumi Katana
Caldari Order of the Orange Lion
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Posted - 2011.03.14 03:28:00 -
[454]
goons should not vote, don't listen to them either, they just want the game to be messed up for you and mess up so badly till the goons are the only ones left. Problem with their way of thinking (if you can call it that...) is that when too many people leave, CCP WILL shut down the game and so also for the goons. So not so sure if the goons can be called 'intelligent life' so to say... 
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Alty McExpendable
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2011.03.14 04:21:00 -
[455]
You sound mad...bro.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.14 04:50:00 -
[456]
As a hatter. He/she/it just posted in Killer Gandry's waaaaaaaah! thread that goons threatening your corp/alliance is grounds for legal action. I can't tell if it's a bit of false-flag trolling or if the claim really is that shooting your POS is "blackmail".
But whichever way it is, I'm amused. ------------------------------------------------
Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! |

Kumi Katana
Caldari Order of the Orange Lion
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Posted - 2011.03.14 05:21:00 -
[457]
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero As a hatter. He/she/it just posted in Killer Gandry's waaaaaaaah! thread that goons threatening your corp/alliance is grounds for legal action. I can't tell if it's a bit of false-flag trolling or if the claim really is that shooting your POS is "blackmail".
But whichever way it is, I'm amused.
As I already was saying, goons try anything. False flagging i did not, nor did I troll or did anything that is bad. I only said what the truth is, I can't help it that you jump to the ceilling as soon as someone actually dares to say something against you as goon  
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Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
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Posted - 2011.03.14 05:27:00 -
[458]

The Mittani let FinnAgain Zero into his campaign thread? 
This be amusing to see this thread go to **** fast as FinnAgain argues with everyone no matter what including himself.
:popcorn:
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.14 05:48:00 -
[459]
Originally by: Kumi Katana someone actually dares to say something against you as goon
If mittens can grief you right out of your mind to the point where you think that Razor Alliance is a Goon corp, I think he deserves more votes. ------------------------------------------------
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.14 07:04:00 -
[460]
kumi isn't just a crazyposter, he's running for csm because (according to his platform) he has aspergers, and this allegedly gives him some sort of genius level iq which we should be respecting or somesuch, idk
i guess that makes him eve-o's version of cwc
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.14 20:48:00 -
[461]
Eh, only half points then. Driving someone out of their mind isn't as impressive when it's a very short trip. The Goon campaign for CSM seats this year does deserve some extra points though, since simply existing seems to drive some folks into paroxysms of nerdspew. For a while now I've thought that the NC was king of the making-you-lose-your-****-by-simply-existing game, but that may not be the case anymore.
Sad day. ------------------------------------------------
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Boogaloo
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Posted - 2011.03.14 21:39:00 -
[462]
Edited by: Boogaloo on 14/03/2011 21:39:41
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero Eh, only half points then. Driving someone out of their mind isn't as impressive when it's a very short trip. The Goon campaign for CSM seats this year does deserve some extra points though, since simply existing seems to drive some folks into paroxysms of nerdspew. For a while now I've thought that the NC was king of the making-you-lose-your-****-by-simply-existing game, but that may not be the case anymore.
Sad day.
Wow, nice friends you have there Mittens... FinnAgain, I have been a reader of Eve Tribune over the years. I was really pleased to see you making a come back over recent weeks. However if this is the level of your journalism and political comment then I'm sticking with EN24 from now on.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.14 22:07:00 -
[463]
This thread is not journalism or political commentary. It's a thread on EVE-O, not an article on the Tribune's site. I'm writing as an independent human being, and pointing out that I enjoy seeing people lose their everloving minds because the NC or Goons simply exist. ------------------------------------------------
Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! |

Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.14 22:17:00 -
[464]
Originally by: The Mittani kumi isn't just a crazyposter, he's running for csm because (according to his platform) he has aspergers, and this allegedly gives him some sort of genius level iq which we should be respecting or somesuch, idk
i guess that makes him eve-o's version of cwc
Diving to new depths by making fun of people with disabilities, Mittens?
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Fifty Four
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Posted - 2011.03.14 22:19:00 -
[465]
I've never bothered with this crap before, but you're getting my vote. The blind fury you clearly inspire in all these important internet commentators is the best recommendation you could have.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.14 22:20:00 -
[466]
nope, here in goonswarm we have always mocked spergs. not a new depth at all.
since you do little but incoherently rage out badposts, i will point out that in the latest dsm aspergers literally no longer exists, anyone claiming to be a 'self diagnosed aspergers' is a merely a socially awkward nerd looking for a medical excuse for being pathetic, which is something that deserves even more scorn
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.14 22:29:00 -
[467]
Originally by: The Mittani .... a merely a socially awkward nerd looking for a medical excuse for being pathetic, which is something that deserves even more scorn
It's ok, I'll be nice.
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Penny Candy
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Posted - 2011.03.14 23:05:00 -
[468]
Originally by: The Mittani nope, here in goonswarm we have always mocked spergs. not a new depth at all.
since you do little but incoherently rage out badposts, i will point out that in the latest dsm aspergers literally no longer exists, anyone claiming to be a 'self diagnosed aspergers' is a merely a socially awkward nerd looking for a medical excuse for being pathetic, which is something that deserves even more scorn
You guys got a thing about making fun of people based on things over which they have no control. What a bag of ****s.
As usual, your reprehensible, thoughtless remarks are based on lies, distortion, or just being a lazy **** who doesn't bother to check his facts. For your information, dumbass, Aspergers was not removed from DSM. It is now combined with other disorders in a broad category called Autistic Spectrum Disorder. Go look it up. There is probably a disorder in the DSM that applies to you. |

Devilish Ledoux
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.14 23:15:00 -
[469]
Originally by: Penny Candy
Originally by: The Mittani nope, here in goonswarm we have always mocked spergs. not a new depth at all.
since you do little but incoherently rage out badposts, i will point out that in the latest dsm aspergers literally no longer exists, anyone claiming to be a 'self diagnosed aspergers' is a merely a socially awkward nerd looking for a medical excuse for being pathetic, which is something that deserves even more scorn
You guys got a thing about making fun of people based on things over which they have no control. What a bag of ****s.
As usual, your reprehensible, thoughtless remarks are based on lies, distortion, or just being a lazy **** who doesn't bother to check his facts. For your information, dumbass, Aspergers was not removed from DSM. It is now combined with other disorders in a broad category called Autistic Spectrum Disorder. Go look it up. There is probably a disorder in the DSM that applies to you.
Narcissistic personality disorder, naturally.
Claims of Asperger's are often used to excuse and garner sympathy for a person's personality defects, ("I'm not a socially maladjusted jerk, I have Asperger's!") I feel that this belittles a serious condition and that those who do so are thoroughly reprehensible. Considering that a mere 0.2%-0.6% of the population are estimated to have Asperger's - and those figures are likely higher than it should be, given the 'popularity' of the condition, ala Attention Deficit Disorder - it is highly likely that the majority of "I have Asperger's" claims are false. Statistically, in the highly unlikely event every person on the planet with Asperger's had access to the internet, they would only account for approximately 1.6% of the regular Internet users.
MAN, I love statistics.
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Sidus Sarmiang
GoonWaffe
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Posted - 2011.03.14 23:22:00 -
[470]
Honestly, if any condition was going to give you an advantage on the CSM it'd probably be Crohn's Disease.
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Golar Crexis
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Posted - 2011.03.15 10:05:00 -
[471]
Edited by: Golar Crexis on 15/03/2011 10:05:20 Guys, guys, Ass spergers is a very serious illness. Why do you make fun of these people when they are clearly suffering?
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Shakon
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Posted - 2011.03.15 10:35:00 -
[472]
Well id vote for ya except im still waiting for Goon members threats to come true. I waited 17 months in Iraq for them to fly over and wup my but. I had to go home and they still can not find an airport.
Other than that if Finn supports you that means you really are an idiot. BUT the fact your making old CSM 5 members foam at the mouth is just to good to pass up . Giving you my 6 votes.
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Kayl Breinhar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.15 10:53:00 -
[473]
Originally by: Shakon Well id vote for ya except im still waiting for Goon members threats to come true. I waited 17 months in Iraq for them to fly over and wup my but.
We could've gotten our guy in Iraq to do this for you but he rented a Chevy Cobalt after going AWOL and then made the inside of it really dirty. 
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.15 10:54:00 -
[474]
Originally by: Shakon
your making [...] just to good
You're. Too. Wouldn't want you to look like an idiot, eh? ------------------------------------------------
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Shakon
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Posted - 2011.03.15 11:15:00 -
[475]
HAHA like the Chevy deal... No Finn you can look like an Idiot all by yourself. What got bored with disagreeing in the mirror? Talking to your self is bad or at least thats what the VA says hahaha.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.15 11:30:00 -
[476]
Edited by: FinnAgain Zero on 15/03/2011 11:37:57
Originally by: Shakon an Idiot
The word "idiot" is not a proper noun. You do not capitalize it. It'd just be nice if you could write on an eighth grade level if you're going to be tossing around insults about someone's intellect, is all. Oh, and laughing at your own comments makes you look slightly unhinged. ------------------------------------------------
Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! |

General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.03.15 11:37:00 -
[477]
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero
Originally by: Shakon an Idiot
The word "idiot" is not a proper noun. You do not capitalize it. It'd just be nice if you could write on an eighth grade level if you're going to be tossing around insults about someone's intellect, is all. Oh, and laughing at your own comments make you look slightly unhinged.
Makes you look slightly unhinged.
Ah, if only mastery of the English language equated to votes. Please resize your signature to no more than 120 x 400 pixels. - Adida Twitter:@genrlwindypops
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.15 11:46:00 -
[478]
Originally by: General Windypops
makes
Very good, you caught a typo. Speaking of unhinged, is there any possibility for a sequel? ------------------------------------------------
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.15 20:16:00 -
[479]
Originally by: Shakon Well id vote for ya except im still waiting for Goon members threats to come true. I waited 17 months in Iraq for them to fly over and wup my but. I had to go home and they still can not find an airport.
Other than that if Finn supports you that means you really are an idiot. BUT the fact your making old CSM 5 members foam at the mouth is just to good to pass up . Giving you my 6 votes.
i'm not entirely sure what's going on here but i'll happily accept +6 votes!
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.15 20:35:00 -
[480]
Ok, I'll admi to sperging a little earlier. I do generally stand by my statements, but I could have caged them better. My excuse, however, is that I REALLY dont like you (in space.) It's nothing personal, just the way you can so easily spout off some of the campiest rhetoric I have seen since the last (insert extreme IRL political group here) rally I watched where they slandered (insert IRL political group here), and get away with it.
It's bad dinner theater at best.
So, anyways sorry for sperging but good lord your campaign is depressingly succesful for the primitive level of slick that's in it.
Question though. You said before you are highy arrogant, which is expected for any space royalty. However, do you feel that arrogance will be a hindrance to a collaborative group setting?
Followup question. What's the difference between Ego and Arrogance?
Second followup. Now that goons are napfest NC candy pants troopers, how in gods name can you undock with any sense of pride? Moreover, how could anyone respect a leader (if emeritus) of a group who Napped NC and yet claims to be anything other than a rainbow bright auxilliary, especially when they claim that they are hardcore. I mean seriously, I'm 1/2 convinced your account got hacked by I'm Down
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Admiral Feelgood
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.15 20:55:00 -
[481]
Goons are hardcore elite space pvpers and you're right our pride and honour have been tarnished since joining with the napfest NC blobpact. I have been talking to all the other hardcore elite pvpers in goonswarm and we are all fed up with space royalty TheMittani and his cowardly blob tactics that bring shame upon us all.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.15 22:38:00 -
[482]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind Ok, I'll admi to sperging a little earlier. I do generally stand by my statements, but I could have caged them better. My excuse, however, is that I REALLY dont like you (in space.) It's nothing personal, just the way you can so easily spout off some of the campiest rhetoric I have seen since the last (insert extreme IRL political group here) rally I watched where they slandered (insert IRL political group here), and get away with it.
It's bad dinner theater at best.
So, anyways sorry for sperging but good lord your campaign is depressingly succesful for the primitive level of slick that's in it.
actually, what's depressing is that there are people such as yourself who think they understand what they see in this campaign at the first level, and point their fingers saying 'aha, i see through you!' when they themselves are the dupes, not comprehending that there are layers beyond their ~vaunted insights~
Quote: Question though. You said before you are highy arrogant, which is expected for any space royalty. However, do you feel that arrogance will be a hindrance to a collaborative group setting?
i run one of the most effective coalitions in the game. not because i beat my chest and say 'arr rarr rarr i am a space mitten' but because i'm a chill guy and easy to get along with.
unless you're one of my enemies, in which case i'm a sociopath.
Quote: Followup question. What's the difference between Ego and Arrogance?
who gives a ****
Quote: Second followup. Now that goons are napfest NC candy pants troopers, how in gods name can you undock with any sense of pride? Moreover, how could anyone respect a leader (if emeritus) of a group who Napped NC and yet claims to be anything other than a rainbow bright auxilliary, especially when they claim that they are hardcore. I mean seriously, I'm 1/2 convinced your account got hacked by I'm Down
we've never cared about space honor or elite pvp, in fact we're terrible at eve online, a bad game - since we're mostly newbies in rifters. newbies in rifters who hate e-honor. 'elite pvp' snobs are the natural enemy of goonswarm and always have been; entities like BoB or TRI make us curl our lips into a sneer instinctively. those are the people who say that newbies have no place in 0.0; they say we should 'know our place'. their anger and rage as their old-guard game was upended by us was incredibly satisfying.
dunno where you get the WHERE IS YOUR SPACE PRIDE NC NC NC crap, perhaps you've been looking at a goonswarm in an alternate universe that did not revolve around buttes and dongues
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Alty McExpendable
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2011.03.15 22:47:00 -
[483]
'Errybody loves Goonswarm buttes, dongues, and rifters. Except those who stand in the way of the jihad.
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.15 23:32:00 -
[484]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Tehg Rhind ...So, anyways sorry for sperging but good lord your campaign is depressingly succesful for the primitive level of slick that's in it.
actually, what's depressing is that there are people such as yourself who think they understand what they see in this campaign at the first level, and point their fingers saying 'aha, i see through you!' when they themselves are the dupes, not comprehending that there are layers beyond their ~vaunted insights~
Maybe you're right. It's just that your platform is composed solely of "I will make it all better" with the loose-change music playing in the background. I don't understand what you're even running on other than that.
Quote:
Quote: ... do you feel that arrogance will be a hindrance to a collaborative group setting?
i run one of the most effective coalitions in the game. not because i beat my chest and say 'arr rarr rarr i am a space mitten' but because i'm a chill guy and easy to get along with.
Let me repost my original statement with regards to that:
Quote: 3) You say your ability to redirect the CSM is proven through your ability to politic. Now, honestly I don't know you IRL, and you very well may have that, bu there is no evidence of that any of us could possibly see. The leadership and politickig you have shown in EvE is meaningless for a task like what you are mentioning. Part of this is because, while leading in EvE does take talent, it also takes the kind of skewed priorities and ego-mania that make for terrible collaborative leaders in the real world. This isn't just targeted at you, but anyone who claims that. Anyone who can devote 40 hours of their life to leading people in a computer game are not the kind of people I would ever want sitting in a board room negotiating a deal that involves real issues, because that person has already shown that real issues come second to games.
I realize that this is a somewhat unfair argument, but I hope you can appreciate that space leadership means **** in the real world.
Quote:
Quote: Followup question. What's the difference between Ego and Arrogance?
who gives a ****
Was worth a shot. Maybe next time. But it has a lot to do with who can be a collaborative leader and who can be a dictator.
Quote: Second followup. Now that goons are napfest NC candy pants troopers, how in gods name can you undock with any sense of pride? Moreover, how could anyone respect a leader (if emeritus) of a group who Napped NC and yet claims to be anything other than a rainbow bright auxilliary, especially when they claim that they are hardcore. I mean seriously, I'm 1/2 convinced your account got hacked by I'm Down
we've never cared about space honor or elite pvp, in fact we're terrible at eve online, a bad game - since we're mostly newbies in rifters. newbies in rifters who hate e-honor. 'elite pvp' snobs are the natural enemy of goonswarm and always have been; entities like BoB or TRI make us curl our lips into a sneer instinctively. those are the people who say that newbies have no place in 0.0; they say we should 'know our place'. their anger and rage as their old-guard game was upended by us was incredibly satisfying.
dunno where you get the WHERE IS YOUR SPACE PRIDE NC NC NC crap, perhaps you've been looking at a goonswarm in an alternate universe that did not revolve around buttes and dongues
To be fair this is more a troll than anything, but napping NC isn't a problem because it shows how you are bad at PvP, Napping NC is a problem because it shows that you are part of the problem. The NC Naptrain is a big part of what is wrong with null, and y'all just bought into it like everyone else who is either too weak or lacks the ambition to carve something out for yourselves.
But, like I said, more of a troll.
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Serious Question: What do you think of the stakeholder status?
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SHADOWITCH
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Posted - 2011.03.15 23:34:00 -
[485]
I've been passively mining in Eve for 3 years now between work and school and am admittedly still a total noob to 95% of Eve content, ESPECIALLY lowsec and nullsec...and though The Mittani's platform and attitude alone would have me vote for him (even though I have no clue what's at stake)...
...I still fail to see why this huge game company would care whether the CSM is united or not, whether anyone on this "pet" group is a "bastard" or is a "lawyer irl" or not....frankly, I don't see why any of this matters after pretty much everyone involved has already expressed that the CSM has no real power.
Semper Fi 4th Tanks 4th MARDIV, Miami, FL
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Alqualonde
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.16 01:59:00 -
[486]
CCP isn't actually that big.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.16 03:50:00 -
[487]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind
Serious Question: What do you think of the stakeholder status?
It's a buzzword as part of the Scrum process, not 'stakeholder' in a political sense. I distrust management/development fads, just like I distrust corporate slogans like 'Excellence'. Whether a 'stakeholder' in Scrum actually matters or not is entirely dependent upon the circumstances and whim of the devs.
It has power in the sense that most of the eve population who hears of the CSM qua stakeholder will think that means in the political sense, rather than in the software development system sense.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Palmput
black-body Destiny Corrupted.
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Posted - 2011.03.16 05:55:00 -
[488]
Thanks for letting me know that these votes are useless. I knew I didn't care before, now I know I'll never vote for video game politics.
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.16 14:54:00 -
[489]
I have to give you props for responding to my serious questions. A lot of people would read halfway through the posts and say to themselves 'sperge' and not reply to the important questions in there.
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Tehg Rhind
Serious Question: What do you think of the stakeholder status?
It's a buzzword as part of the Scrum process, not 'stakeholder' in a political sense. I distrust management/development fads, just like I distrust corporate slogans like 'Excellence'. Whether a 'stakeholder' in Scrum actually matters or not is entirely dependent upon the circumstances and whim of the devs.
It has power in the sense that most of the eve population who hears of the CSM qua stakeholder will think that means in the political sense, rather than in the software development system sense.
So, assuming the CSM has stakeholder status in the Scrum sense, do you think that CCP doesn't actually put items brought by the CSM on their production queue or do you think they just reprioritize CSM ideas to the bottom every time they come up or what?
The reason I ask this is because part of your platform seems to be focused on a percieved lack of results. This lack of results, seemingly, would be caused by one of the above. If they are true scrum stakeholders we would at some point start seeing the ideas CSM brought to the table come to the game.
My view is that CCP has a large list, and CSM ideas take a while to get to the top. I feel it is unrealistic to expect CSM ideas to see a fast turnaround regardless of who is in charge of CSM simply because the system is what it is.
I guess I just think it's difficult to argue about the inneffectiveness of the CSM when they have stakeholder status.
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Fuujin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.16 15:05:00 -
[490]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind So, assuming the CSM has stakeholder status in the Scrum sense, do you think that CCP doesn't actually put items brought by the CSM on their production queue or do you think they just reprioritize CSM ideas to the bottom every time they come up or what?
The reason I ask this is because part of your platform seems to be focused on a percieved lack of results. This lack of results, seemingly, would be caused by one of the above. If they are true scrum stakeholders we would at some point start seeing the ideas CSM brought to the table come to the game.
My view is that CCP has a large list, and CSM ideas take a while to get to the top. I feel it is unrealistic to expect CSM ideas to see a fast turnaround regardless of who is in charge of CSM simply because the system is what it is.
I guess I just think it's difficult to argue about the inneffectiveness of the CSM when they have stakeholder status.
The thing is, why have the CSM at all at that point?
If CCP was just looking for stuff to fix/add to queue they already had several forums to glance at to get feedback. Granted, much of it is noise but paying people to come to iceland, devoting energy and effort to setting up the elections and system is a bit much for a "fix request aggregator."
If, on the other hand, the CSM is intended to get a feel for things that should be prority fixes--things that the community feels the sting of acutely--then it should ideally have its accepted issues bumped up in priority. If they are languishing at the bottom, CCP is subverting the entire point of the council (deliberately or inadvertantly) and this needs to be adjusted or the CSM should be dissolved as a concept.
Of course, tempering this is that not everything that the CSM advances is of equal importance and there are dev projects that can't be bumped down. If the problem has been that the CSM reps have had poor messaging and haven't emphasized the full impact of the advanced ideas (or impact of not fixing/implementing the ideas) then this is entirely the fault of the previous councils/chairs.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.16 20:07:00 -
[491]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind I have to give you props for responding to my serious questions. A lot of people would read halfway through the posts and say to themselves 'sperge' and not reply to the important questions in there.
I particularly eyerolled at your lack of understanding of how leadership works in voluntary human organizations, or in nullsec in specific, but rather than ranting back I figured I'd just cut to the new question.
Incidentally, if you assume that leadership 'in a game' only exists in the game itself, there's a lot of entrepreneurs and other rl-successful folk at the top of the nullsec hierarchies you should meet. Running an alliance means managing more people than most 'small businesses' ever do, and finding ways to motivate them to action without wage/salary.
If you think that merely because EVE is a game that motivation would be easy, you haven't spent much time in nullsec, which is mostly a series of hurdles covered in broken glass which you have to jump over while not wearing a cup. Good leaders can construct an engaging narrative in hopes of obscuring the broken, boring gameplay.
If the motivation was intrinsic (ie: 'whee, fun game, i love this ****!!!') to EVE, the average NC fleet would have between 2000-15k humans, rather than a few hundred.
Personally, I have a very keen interest in seeing the game become more fun, because after years and years and years of essentially cajoling and manipulating thousands of people into playing this lag-filled piece of crap, most of the nullsec leadership are tired of it, and could use a little help from the game client itself.
Quote: So, assuming the CSM has stakeholder status in the Scrum sense, do you think that CCP doesn't actually put items brought by the CSM on their production queue or do you think they just reprioritize CSM ideas to the bottom every time they come up or what?
The reason I ask this is because part of your platform seems to be focused on a percieved lack of results. This lack of results, seemingly, would be caused by one of the above. If they are true scrum stakeholders we would at some point start seeing the ideas CSM brought to the table come to the game.
My view is that CCP has a large list, and CSM ideas take a while to get to the top. I feel it is unrealistic to expect CSM ideas to see a fast turnaround regardless of who is in charge of CSM simply because the system is what it is.
I guess I just think it's difficult to argue about the inneffectiveness of the CSM when they have stakeholder status.
Power is a fluid thing and not strictly top-down or bottom-up; the best descriptions of how power works in practice come from Foucault, in my experience. Without getting into heavy post-structuralist la-la land, let's just say that the 'stakeholder' title - both in what it means in Scrum, and how it's perceived by the playerbase, presents opportunities to mold the flow of things if used correctly, but it does not contain intrinsic power, and that title can be ignored at CCP's whim.
There are times when CSM5 captured power and influenced the game, perhaps for the first time in the history of the CSM. There are times where they then lost this power by overreaching and alienating their CCP interlocutors. I don't think there's a unified single 'way' in which the CSM works, because fundamentally the CSM is a nexus of views attempting to alter the views and priorities of their CCP interlocutors, either through raw persuasion, pseudo-legislative procedure, or more 'intense' tactics through the media.
Anyway, it's a subtle thing, and I don't think that folks will 'get' that; the usual way people think of power is that it is something that is 'taken' and then 'used', at least in the narrative sense. So they assume that the CSM just needs to 'get' more power, and that once it 'has' the power it can then be used willy-nilly to ram through proposals.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Serum
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Posted - 2011.03.16 20:49:00 -
[492]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Tehg Rhind
Serious Question: What do you think of the stakeholder status?
It's a buzzword as part of the Scrum process, not 'stakeholder' in a political sense. I distrust management/development fads, just like I distrust corporate slogans like 'Excellence'. Whether a 'stakeholder' in Scrum actually matters or not is entirely dependent upon the circumstances and whim of the devs.
It has power in the sense that most of the eve population who hears of the CSM qua stakeholder will think that means in the political sense, rather than in the software development system sense.
Actually "Stakeholder" in a Scrum(Agile) development process are the parties for which the project will ultimately be destined for. The stakeholders in an Agile development process are the customers that the product is being developed for. I guess you could call the CSM a Customer, but, the customer is actually CCP Managment. the CCP management are the ones using the codebase to provide a service to their customers. The CSM members are not managers of the development process. I don't know how long the Sprints that CCP are using are for, however I am sure they(the CSM) are not used in every sprint review. Calling them stakeholders could be a technically a valid label, unfortunately, I think the CSM is only a minor or tertiary stakeholder in the sense of how the development process of the Agile Methodology works. I highly doubt they are used in every sprint review process. I think a more accurate label for the CSM is that they are more of a focus group of the Target Audience for Eve. They give feedback to CCP management/Scrum Leaders. They get to see what is coming down the pipe and it is ultimately up to CCP to listen to their target audience in the issues they bring up.
Everything I have read and researched here in regards to tracking the backlog of features/requests/bugs really is drastically outside the responsibility of the CSM to do. The CSM is there to bring up issues that are currently applicable to the situation. Managing the observations and requests for CCP really just makes them do somewhat menial project management tasks for the development team in addition to being a sounding board for ideas and complaints. Low(no) paid Market researchers/associate project managers. Just free trip to Sulfurville being the payment.
but meh... its all the same... internet spaceships are srs business. That which we do in life, Echoes in Eternity. |

Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.16 22:37:00 -
[493]
The reason is have a problem with space leadership skills isn't that it requires no skills, I wholeheartedly agree that it does, but that it requires the wrong skills. For the same reason I wouldn't want a pro football coach leading a group of scientists I wouldn't want a space leader to be a...whatever the hell a CSM leader is.
The personalities of those being led and the end goals of the group define the leadership needed. The Internet is renowned for being a place where peoples personalities are different from reality. People 'sperge' and troll and do all sorts of things they would never do IRL. This requires a very different type of leadership than a group of people sitting through an 8 hour meeting.
The differences of leadership styles necessitated by the populations personality are VERY important. Just think of the different leadership styles you might find in PL or Goons vs an IT or AAA. A leader in one group would be deposed within a week in the other. Or the captain of the Black Pearl vs the captain of the HMS Rimjob
I've worked in a lot of different settings (hippie co-ops and oil companies), and I've seen leaders whose styles would have worked in one place flounder horribly in another.
All that said, your ability to engage with me when I switched from sperging Internet type to more serious poster does imply cross-functional leadership skills.
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Now, as for the stakeholder stuff, the impression I am getting is that your plan for enforcing or strengthening the CSM effects will anchor around a 'subtle hand' approach. Am I right in that. If so thank god.
While the previous CSM may have been effective the blanket impression I had involved a lot of really butt-hurt hand-raisers who had no idea of the difference between 'right' and 'right enough' and were totally incapable of picking their battles. When I mentioned the hippie-coop before this was exactly the kind of thing they would do. Everyone had to have an opinion on everything and no percieved slight was too small to loose your **** over.
This resulted in 5 hour meetings that should have taken 20 minutes and results far weaker than they should have been.
While I agree that CCP should have better communication with the CSM, crying about it in podcasts and forums is THE WRONG WAY to fix it.
Kind of reminds me of an old boss I had. If it wasn't his idea then it wouldn't happen. So it became a job of convincing him that it WAS his idea. Which is difficult and highly unrewarding in many ways. But it works.
Ok. If that's what you mean then my attitude may take a 180. From your OP I was readin it as another "we will stamp our feet and get what we want" candidacy.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Posted - 2011.03.16 23:31:00 -
[494]
Even if the CSM remains at the place it's in, having Mittens on the CSM will make it a lot more fun, so there's nothing to lose by voting for him.
I support Mittani and I hope he gets the chair.
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.03.17 00:26:00 -
[495]
Originally by: The Mittani ..... I particularly eyerolled at your lack of understanding of how leadership works in voluntary human organizations, or in nullsec in specific, but rather than ranting back I figured I'd just cut to the new question.
Incidentally, if you assume that leadership 'in a game' only exists in the game itself, there's a lot of entrepreneurs and other rl-successful folk at the top of the nullsec hierarchies you should meet. Running an alliance means managing more people than most 'small businesses' ever do, and finding ways to motivate them to action without wage/salary.
If you think that merely because EVE is a game that motivation would be easy, you haven't spent much time in nullsec, which is mostly a series of hurdles covered in broken glass which you have to jump over while not wearing a cup. Good leaders can construct an engaging narrative in hopes of obscuring the broken, boring gameplay.
If the motivation was intrinsic (ie: 'whee, fun game, i love this ****!!!') to EVE, the average NC fleet would have between 2000-15k humans, rather than a few hundred.
Personally, I have a very keen interest in seeing the game become more fun, because after years and years and years of essentially cajoling and manipulating thousands of people into playing this lag-filled piece of crap, most of the nullsec leadership are tired of it, and could use a little help from the game client itself.
.....
Power is a fluid thing and not strictly top-down or bottom-up; the best descriptions of how power works in practice come from Foucault, in my experience. Without getting into heavy post-structuralist la-la land, let's just say that the 'stakeholder' title - both in what it means in Scrum, and how it's perceived by the playerbase, presents opportunities to mold the flow of things if used correctly, but it does not contain intrinsic power, and that title can be ignored at CCP's whim.
There are times when CSM5 captured power and influenced the game, perhaps for the first time in the history of the CSM. There are times where they then lost this power by overreaching and alienating their CCP interlocutors. I don't think there's a unified single 'way' in which the CSM works, because fundamentally the CSM is a nexus of views attempting to alter the views and priorities of their CCP interlocutors, either through raw persuasion, pseudo-legislative procedure, or more 'intense' tactics through the media.
Anyway, it's a subtle thing, and I don't think that folks will 'get' that; the usual way people think of power is that it is something that is 'taken' and then 'used', at least in the narrative sense. So they assume that the CSM just needs to 'get' more power, and that once it 'has' the power it can then be used willy-nilly to ram through proposals.
Excellent reply there Mittens. I wish you'd come across like this from the beginning instead of the whole anti-Trebor drama. I would seriously have considered giving you one of my votes if your campaign had been more along these lines.
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Reasoned1
Gallente The Rising Stars Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.17 00:28:00 -
[496]
Now that`s what I call shoveling the bull****. A kind of anti CCP/CSM rant that will appeal to the very suckers the man speaks of. ************************************************************* The freedom of religion should exist in respect to anothers freedom from it. |

Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.17 00:44:00 -
[497]
Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 17/03/2011 00:53:22 Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 17/03/2011 00:44:52
Originally by: Bomberlocks
Excellent reply there Mittens. I wish you'd come across like this from the beginning instead of the whole anti-Trebor drama. I would seriously have considered giving you one of my votes if your campaign had been more along these lines.
Yeah, I have to agree to a bit. Iff he does think that the CSM requires the 'subtle hand' approach used when you are not in a position of power, but have an ear.
True the negative approach used ensured a number of the votes he got, but he easily could have gotten them without it. And the cost of such approach is that it alienates people he will need to work with (assuming with high probability that Trebor is coming back.) The first rule of thumb for the kind of 'subtle hand' manuevering that he is describing is that you can NOT under any circumstances put people you are manipulating into the defensive. Its kind of like the star wars thing, "the tighter you close your fist the more star systems will yada yada I'm not wearing a bra"
It could be that when all is said and done he will be able to smooth things over with said people when he gets face to face, but if the statements made here about Trebor or the others being high function autistic types or standard 'do well onlines but can't function face to face' folks then there's pretty much no chance of that.
Ignoring the other CSM members and just looking at CCP, you've effectively already put them on the defensive (in as much as they even care) which also goes against the 'subtle hand' approach. To do this right you have to start smooth from day one, which isn't done with a thread titled "They're all lying to you".
Edit: The key is moral high ground, as it implies that you aren't trying to manipulate, but that you have everyone's best interests at heart and just want to help.
Of course I could have completely misunderstood what he meant in his reply.
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Enriana Shlirapen
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Posted - 2011.03.17 01:38:00 -
[498]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Tehg Rhind I have to give you props for responding to my serious questions. A lot of people would read halfway through the posts and say to themselves 'sperge' and not reply to the important questions in there.
I particularly eyerolled at your lack of understanding of how leadership works in voluntary human organizations, or in nullsec in specific, but rather than ranting back I figured I'd just cut to the new question.
Incidentally, if you assume that leadership 'in a game' only exists in the game itself, there's a lot of entrepreneurs and other rl-successful folk at the top of the nullsec hierarchies you should meet. Running an alliance means managing more people than most 'small businesses' ever do, and finding ways to motivate them to action without wage/salary.
If you think that merely because EVE is a game that motivation would be easy, you haven't spent much time in nullsec, which is mostly a series of hurdles covered in broken glass which you have to jump over while not wearing a cup. Good leaders can construct an engaging narrative in hopes of obscuring the broken, boring gameplay.
If the motivation was intrinsic (ie: 'whee, fun game, i love this ****!!!') to EVE, the average NC fleet would have between 2000-15k humans, rather than a few hundred.
Personally, I have a very keen interest in seeing the game become more fun, because after years and years and years of essentially cajoling and manipulating thousands of people into playing this lag-filled piece of crap, most of the nullsec leadership are tired of it, and could use a little help from the game client itself.
Quote: So, assuming the CSM has stakeholder status in the Scrum sense, do you think that CCP doesn't actually put items brought by the CSM on their production queue or do you think they just reprioritize CSM ideas to the bottom every time they come up or what?
The reason I ask this is because part of your platform seems to be focused on a percieved lack of results. This lack of results, seemingly, would be caused by one of the above. If they are true scrum stakeholders we would at some point start seeing the ideas CSM brought to the table come to the game.
My view is that CCP has a large list, and CSM ideas take a while to get to the top. I feel it is unrealistic to expect CSM ideas to see a fast turnaround regardless of who is in charge of CSM simply because the system is what it is.
I guess I just think it's difficult to argue about the inneffectiveness of the CSM when they have stakeholder status.
Power is a fluid thing and not strictly top-down or bottom-up; the best descriptions of how power works in practice come from Foucault, in my experience. Without getting into heavy post-structuralist la-la land, let's just say that the 'stakeholder' title - both in what it means in Scrum, and how it's perceived by the playerbase, presents opportunities to mold the flow of things if used correctly, but it does not contain intrinsic power, and that title can be ignored at CCP's whim.
There are times when CSM5 captured power and influenced the game, perhaps for the first time in the history of the CSM. There are times where they then lost this power by overreaching and alienating their CCP interlocutors. I don't think there's a unified single 'way' in which the CSM works, because fundamentally the CSM is a nexus of views attempting to alter the views and priorities of their CCP interlocutors, either through raw persuasion, pseudo-legislative procedure, or more 'intense' tactics through the media.
Anyway, it's a subtle thing, and I don't think that folks will 'get' that; the usual way people think of power is that it is something that is 'taken' and then 'used', at least in the narrative sense. So they assume that the CSM just needs to 'get' more power, and that once it 'has' the power it can then be used willy-nilly to ram through proposals.
You're a sad delusional little geek.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.17 02:39:00 -
[499]
Originally by: Bomberlocks
Excellent reply there Mittens. I wish you'd come across like this from the beginning instead of the whole anti-Trebor drama. I would seriously have considered giving you one of my votes if your campaign had been more along these lines.
One does not run a political campaign on post-structuralism, if one actually has any desire to win.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.17 04:59:00 -
[500]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: Bomberlocks
Excellent reply there Mittens. I wish you'd come across like this from the beginning instead of the whole anti-Trebor drama. I would seriously have considered giving you one of my votes if your campaign had been more along these lines.
One does not run a political campaign on post-structuralism, if one actually has any desire to win.
God do I hate broad pedantic philosophies that require a 3 volume series to define, and use the intangibility of their position as a defense mechanism.
Here's some advice, get past the freshman philosophy they taught you in law school and knuckle down into some tangible reading like Popper or some Kitcher, the latter being particularly relevant to the CSM, the former just being a badass and relevant to everything.
Ok, sperge done with.
I generally agree with the stance against binary opposition that post-structuralism holds dear, and I also appreciate how that doesn't make for a good campaign. However, you could have chosen some straw man you wouldn't have had to deal with face to face instead of someone you'll now have to subdue.
That's part of what makes the CSM so strange. Its not a democratic/republic group where you can make coalitions and get stuff passed. Its almost more of a consensus operation. From where I stand you have already hamstrung yourself a bit by fomenting dissent in the soon-to-be ranks.
Or am I misreading this?
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Herring MacGuffin
Amarr Ice Breaker Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.17 08:13:00 -
[501]
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in the middle of a reading for Good Will Hunting 2?
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.17 23:12:00 -
[502]
Originally by: Tehg Rhind
That's part of what makes the CSM so strange. Its not a democratic/republic group where you can make coalitions and get stuff passed. Its almost more of a consensus operation. From where I stand you have already hamstrung yourself a bit by fomenting dissent in the soon-to-be ranks.
Or am I misreading this?
Sorry for the lack of a lengthy reply yesterday, but basically:
1. Half of elections involve riling up your own base to give a **** enough to actually vote; they are not intellectual exercises where the 'best candidate wins'. The best campaigner wins, which is one of the major flaws of representative democracy. You think that my people pointing out Trebor's ridiculous views is a net detriment. I disagree.
2. You are misreading the situation because I have privileged information - well, not really. I have read the many public statements that the other CSMs have made about Trebor's personality. Many worse things have publicly been said about him as a person; I've only expressed vague distaste for his (dumb, uninformed) ideas themselves and the ruinous impact they could have on the game. His consensus ideas are unobjectionable, like most consensus views.
Despite the relative brutality of Mazz and Helen's comments, he is quite obviously not the sort of person to hold a grudge, and so the fact that my people are 'using' his own posts to critique his platform is hardly the kind of set up for a grudgefest that you and similar commentators seem to think it will be.
In fact, if you think about it sensibly for a moment or two, he should send me flowers and chocolates, because I have rather explicitly guaranteed that he gets a seat on the CSM, rather than being lost amid the shuffle of the bloc candidates. My motives are pure, like the driven snow.
tldr: if it seems like my actions are nonsensical, it's because you're missing pieces.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Squirrrel
Gallente Squirrrel Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.17 23:19:00 -
[503]
I actually want to vote for you and get you the chair position.
The crash and burn that is likely to ensue as a result of the attitude you present would be priceless.
Personal opinion aside, in the spirit of fairness and democracy, I wish you luck.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.17 23:25:00 -
[504]
Vote for me for spite, vote for me for love, at the end of the day all that matters is your vote.
For me.
heh.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.18 00:39:00 -
[505]
Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 18/03/2011 00:47:32 Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 18/03/2011 00:42:08
Originally by: The Mittani Sorry for the lack of a lengthy reply yesterday, but basically:
no prob, I am actually really enjoying this conversation, plus I have the luxury of a voter and get to ask without answering.
Quote: 1. Half of elections involve riling up your own base to give a **** enough to actually vote; they are not intellectual exercises where the 'best candidate wins'. The best campaigner wins, which is one of the major flaws of representative democracy
First, yeah....you're right and I hate that so damned much. I consistently delude myself in a hope that one day rep democracy could actually work in any other way than that. At least you're willing to admit it. Most politicians refuse to ever acknowledge this because in the end it amounts to insulting large parts of their electorates. Still have to stand by disliking you (in space) for this reason, but you seem like a capable candidate and someone I would have a beer with. Reminds me of a good pal I play settlers with. He hates that I can win by using cheesy manipulative tactics to enlist the 3rd player to ensure my victory instead of winning through proper play.
Quote: ... Despite the relative brutality of Mazz and Helen's comments, he is quite obviously not the sort of person to hold a grudge, and so the fact that my people are 'using' his own posts to critique his platform is hardly the kind of set up for a grudgefest that you and similar commentators seem to think it will be.
Looking back over a lot of the posts I do see that you aren't directly attacking attacking him that much. You however seem to be ignoring the fact that this is the internet and therefore I have an inalienable right to jump to conclusions using only research that supports my hypothesis. Don't take that away from me.
Anyways, Trebors a weird dude. The ideas he brings out that are about semi-superficial game mechanics are absolutely terrible. I say semi superficial not to say that they wouldn't have massive negative effects, but because they were small direct game mechanic changes. However, the ideas he has that deal with more meta aspects of the game/CSM, like the prioritization crowd sourcing or low hanging fruit are quality (have no idea how well its implemented)
Controlling someone like that would be damned tricky though, because you would have to be constantly telling them that they are too dumb to tie their own shoes while at the same time trying to keep them motivated for thinking about more abstract problems. I'm pretty sure this is exactly how engineers deal with scientists.
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I was thinking about the necessity of consensus building some more and had another thought on it. Just a whim of a thought really and may not be relevant.
Lets say (for the sake of argument) that you do sit down and there is *butthurts* coming from one side of the CSM aisle. At first I thought that this may be a problem, however the more I think about it the more I wonder if its not an advantage. If you think of CCP as your boss (due to the power dynamic), then having a fellow CSM member that can't hide their butthurts actually improves your standing in CCPs eyes. This is tricky, because you have to really manipulate the **** out of someone to make them act like a useless prick without looking like a prick yourself.
But you can do it, bringing back the previous example of a boss I used to have that I had to 'subtle hand' convince, I was also simultaneously doing the above to someone I wanted out of my group. Does make you feel a bit dirty though.
Edit: In a way its like building a straw man into your group so that you can look better in contrast.
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PS. Still not getting my vote, but that's really only because you're assured a seat and I think Prometheus absolutely needs a seat at that table. And you thought I would join the market-bloc and vote for Kalrand. Pfff as if
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Yeep
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.18 14:13:00 -
[506]
Originally by: The Mittani
While I don't think that I'd be in a position to ram through anything involving UI (since that's not what the CSM does, sadly), my personal take on the UI issue is that CCP should, in an ideal world, open up UI programming just like Blizzard has in WoW. The WoW UI has incorporated a whole slew of player-designed mods over the years, which has made the UI ever better. By contrast, the EVE UI is a dog's breakfast, a goddamned spreadsheet in space. Ugh.
WoW's UI modding scene has a long history of adding features which become essential to compete, either in PvP or PvE. While Blizzard does integrate the best ones into the game there is always a fairly large time delay. How do you feel about this disparity between haves and have nots existing in a game where the consequences of PvP can last years instead of minutes?
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Mynxee
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.18 14:53:00 -
[507]
Originally by: Yeep
Originally by: The Mittani
While I don't think that I'd be in a position to ram through anything involving UI (since that's not what the CSM does, sadly), my personal take on the UI issue is that CCP should, in an ideal world, open up UI programming just like Blizzard has in WoW. The WoW UI has incorporated a whole slew of player-designed mods over the years, which has made the UI ever better. By contrast, the EVE UI is a dog's breakfast, a goddamned spreadsheet in space. Ugh.
WoW's UI modding scene has a long history of adding features which become essential to compete, either in PvP or PvE. While Blizzard does integrate the best ones into the game there is always a fairly large time delay. How do you feel about this disparity between haves and have nots existing in a game where the consequences of PvP can last years instead of minutes?
I seem to recall that CSM5 briefly discussed UI modding at the June Summit and that CCP's response was a solid "No." I don't see it mentioned in the Minutes, but likely their response was due to the way in which the UI is/was coded. At that time, refactoring of that code was only just getting started. As more and more of the UI code is refactored, UI modding may eventually become viable.
Chair, CSM5
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Serious Internet Politician
www.seriousinternetpolitician.com
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Posted - 2011.03.18 16:53:00 -
[508]
Originally by: Mynxee
Originally by: Yeep
Originally by: The Mittani
While I don't think that I'd be in a position to ram through anything involving UI (since that's not what the CSM does, sadly), my personal take on the UI issue is that CCP should, in an ideal world, open up UI programming just like Blizzard has in WoW. The WoW UI has incorporated a whole slew of player-designed mods over the years, which has made the UI ever better. By contrast, the EVE UI is a dog's breakfast, a goddamned spreadsheet in space. Ugh.
WoW's UI modding scene has a long history of adding features which become essential to compete, either in PvP or PvE. While Blizzard does integrate the best ones into the game there is always a fairly large time delay. How do you feel about this disparity between haves and have nots existing in a game where the consequences of PvP can last years instead of minutes?
I seem to recall that CSM5 briefly discussed UI modding at the June Summit and that CCP's response was a solid "No." I don't see it mentioned in the Minutes, but likely their response was due to the way in which the UI is/was coded. At that time, refactoring of that code was only just getting started. As more and more of the UI code is refactored, UI modding may eventually become viable.
I also brought up Moddable UI during the October summit but outside of the meetings with some random Devs and they said with the state that the UI code was in it would take quite considerable time until this would be possible. Apparently its a common occurance for programmers to leave CCP without documenting anything they'd coded. :cough: billboards :cough: agents weeee
We can only dream.
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The Mittani
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.19 19:08:00 -
[509]
Coders 'vanishing' wouldn't be a problem if they had been documenting their code and changes while things were in progress. :cripes:
Moddable UI requires comprehensible and tidy code to begin with, so it might amount to little more than a pipe dream w/r/t CCP.
The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
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Kayl Breinhar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.20 04:58:00 -
[510]
Edited by: Kayl Breinhar on 20/03/2011 04:58:44
Originally by: The Mittani Coders 'vanishing' wouldn't be a problem if they had been documenting their code and changes while things were in progress. :cripes:
Moddable UI requires comprehensible and tidy code to begin with, so it might amount to little more than a pipe dream w/r/t CCP.
Or I dunno - finding them again and offering them a consultancy fee to explain their code so it can be altered/improved.
Anything has to be better than adding another layer of **** to an already enormous **** lasagna.
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Orlando Miguel
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Posted - 2011.03.20 05:27:00 -
[511]
Has my vote!
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Tehg Rhind
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Posted - 2011.03.20 07:07:00 -
[512]
Edited by: Tehg Rhind on 20/03/2011 07:07:58
Originally by: Kayl Breinhar Or I dunno - finding them again and offering them a consultancy fee to explain their code so it can be altered/improved.
Anything has to be better than adding another layer of **** to an already enormous **** lasagna.
People who don't document their code may not be able to figure it out themselves after the fact. I know that from personal experience and its one of the only reasons I document my code since I don't work with other coders.
Edit: But this is far outside of the scope of the CSM. CSM isn't in a position to talk about document management for CCP. That is definitely beyond scope.
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.20 12:23:00 -
[513]
I can't help but think that coders not documenting their work is a deliberate attempt to create some job security
"You can't fire me, I'm the only guy who knows how this crap works!"
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EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.20 12:50:00 -
[514]
It can be two things, honestly:
1) CCP has a lax documentation policy so all the lazy coders didn't write any for their code. 2) CCP is forcing the coders to produce so much code for each expansion (remember, it was two a year) that they didn't have time to document the code before moving onto the next thing to be done because they'd miss the launch date.
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Yeep
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.20 18:31:00 -
[515]
I have a fairly good handle on the technical details of UI modding. I'm more interested in people's stance on the gameplay implications.
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Nymblar
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.21 15:48:00 -
[516]
Voted for Vile Rat, but Mittens is a chill dude that you want fighting for a better game.
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Grim Savage
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.03.25 13:19:00 -
[517]
I believe that this Goon Toon is the best CSM candidate. That is kind of painful since I believe his morale and the morale he speak to his Goon fellows are far bellow my own. Still, if one raises above these things and realize that this bad morale only relates to in-game issues, and not GAME ISSUES, giving him my vote was the only reasonable thing to do.
We need CSM's to look at what the problems are with EVE-ONLINE today and not play style. This Mittani toon seems like he got a very good idea on what really needs to be fixed with this game, or rather, what the horrible ideas that will ruin it is.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.25 14:14:00 -
[518]
And that is why babelfish will never replace human translators. ------------------------------------------------
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EOH Minigin
Eve Online Hold'Em ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.03.25 19:02:00 -
[519]
Edited by: EOH Minigin on 25/03/2011 19:02:38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
this was the last time ccp listened to a goon.
whether you get elected or not, you will have no say.
i look forward to your outrage.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.25 19:42:00 -
[520]
Minigin, trolling? Poorly?
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.25 20:51:00 -
[521]
Originally by: EOH Minigin Edited by: EOH Minigin on 25/03/2011 19:02:38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U
this was the last time ccp listened to a goon.
whether you get elected or not, you will have no say.
i look forward to your outrage.
they hired our last ceo
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EOH Minigin
Eve Online Hold'Em ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.03.25 22:36:00 -
[522]
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero Minigin, trolling? Poorly?
I'm shocked. Shocked! Well... not that shocked.
your retorts are pretty much exactly like my experience with blobbing, repetative and not that great to begin with.
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.26 00:06:00 -
[523]
Originally by: EOH Minigin
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero Minigin, trolling? Poorly?
I'm shocked. Shocked! Well... not that shocked.
your retorts are pretty much exactly like my experience with blobbing, repetative and not that great to begin with.
and then it ****ed you sideways and left you bleeding and raw
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EOH Minigin
Eve Online Hold'Em ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.03.26 05:41:00 -
[524]
Originally by: Weaselior
Originally by: EOH Minigin
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero Minigin, trolling? Poorly?
I'm shocked. Shocked! Well... not that shocked.
your retorts are pretty much exactly like my experience with blobbing, repetative and not that great to begin with.
and then it ****ed you sideways and left you bleeding and raw
no, then i left the nc and started enjoying the game.
the problem is you have convinsed yourselves that you matter. that you have a profound impact on peoples game that is not your own. sorry to break it to you, but you dont. blobs exist. you didnt create them and if you arnt in them they will still be there.
all you do is waste your own time.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.26 15:27:00 -
[525]
Sooo .. you got the chair huh. Try not to ruin everything.
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Pirokobo
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.26 16:15:00 -
[526]
Originally by: Caldariftw123 Sooo .. you got the chair huh. Try not to ruin everything.
Not man enough to post on your main, eh Windy?
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.26 16:18:00 -
[527]
Originally by: Pirokobo
Originally by: Caldariftw123 Sooo .. you got the chair huh. Try not to ruin everything.
Not man enough to post on your main, eh Windy?
lol, I'm from over in MD :P This is my forum warrior character. Nobody famous/dufus/related to CSM.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.26 16:22:00 -
[528]
Originally by: EOH Minigin
the problem is you have convinsed yourselves that you matter. that you have a profound impact on peoples game that is not your own.
Wait, does this mean that Mingin admits he's been trolling all along about how horrible the NC is and how CCP needs to take steps to break up coalitions since, evidently, they don't actually matter or impact other people's games? Or does this mean Minigin will keep trolling as he's been doing all along?
...do I really need to ask?
And congrats Mittens. You can deliver the Tribune's filthy, filthy lucre at the prearranged dead drop. ------------------------------------------------
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EOH Minigin
Eve Online Hold'Em ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.03.26 22:42:00 -
[529]
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero
Originally by: EOH Minigin
the problem is you have convinsed yourselves that you matter. that you have a profound impact on peoples game that is not your own.
Wait, does this mean that Mingin admits he's been trolling all along about how horrible the NC is and how CCP needs to take steps to break up coalitions since, evidently, they don't actually matter or impact other people's games? Or does this mean Minigin will keep trolling as he's been doing all along?
...do I really need to ask?
And congrats Mittens. You can deliver the Tribune's filthy, filthy lucre at the prearranged dead drop.
yes to all.
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.26 23:24:00 -
[530]
Originally by: EOH Minigin
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero
Originally by: EOH Minigin
the problem is you have convinsed yourselves that you matter. that you have a profound impact on peoples game that is not your own.
Wait, does this mean that Mingin admits he's been trolling all along about how horrible the NC is and how CCP needs to take steps to break up coalitions since, evidently, they don't actually matter or impact other people's games? Or does this mean Minigin will keep trolling as he's been doing all along?
...do I really need to ask?
And congrats Mittens. You can deliver the Tribune's filthy, filthy lucre at the prearranged dead drop.
yes to all.
I can be annoying too!!
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Razzor Death
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.27 02:32:00 -
[531]
Congratulations :smug:
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.03.27 04:14:00 -
[532]
Make methnaught real, thx.
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sir gankalot
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Posted - 2011.03.27 17:56:00 -
[533]
So Mittens, gonna put the chair position up for election? 
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2011.03.28 01:46:00 -
[534]
The guy I voted for won. I'm happy.
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Kuzim Blaky'all
Minmatar Recycling and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.03.28 16:58:00 -
[535]
mittini dawg congratulation on a dawgs succes in da election you be presdent #1 in eve da power of da word, da power of beleive you earn it dawg, kuz y'all be tru an dig it, k-dawg beleive in you y'all be chillin in victory in iceland?, y'all be rollin in riches, makin history and crowded wit ****es Y'all be drinkin brew in Reykjavfk, a dressed in style, a dawgs hair slick. aight a dawg outta rhyms mostly kuz a dawgs outta tims.
dawg you been aroun califonia, i hook a dawg up wit sweet hotdawgs jus for bein dig, freash of the grizzle. mad awesome work
be safe REMEMBER DA RECYCLIEN POSSE later on aight, we been pullin y'all!
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III LightBringer
The Treehugger Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.28 21:36:00 -
[536]
Originally by: Kuzim Blaky'all mittini dawg congratulation on a dawgs succes in da election you be presdent #1 in eve da power of da word *words*!
if you had ran for CSM, you would have made it in. your part of The Delve war are epic
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Robert Oftenwrong
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Posted - 2011.03.28 22:26:00 -
[537]
Dear Mittani. I like what you have done with <thing>. In fact I really want <thing> for myself, however I do not want to put in the years of work you and your friends have contributed to building <thing>. If you look at my skills in <unrelated_thing> you will see that I am clearly a superior player of Eve online and therefore deserve to be handed <thing> on a silver platter. You should also take <thing> away from the people who already have it because they are not as good as me at <unrelated_thing> and therefore shouldn't have <thing> despite the work they put in.
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Kuzim Blaky'all
Minmatar Recycling and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.03.29 01:05:00 -
[538]
Originally by: III LightBringer
Originally by: Kuzim Blaky'all mittini dawg congratulation on a dawgs succes in da election you be presdent #1 in eve da power of da word *words*!
if you had ran for CSM, you would have made it in. your part of The Delve war are epic
dawg dig it a dawg dont know what, a dawg try 2 tims to be presdent of eveside, so far THE MAN ain lettin a dawg rise.
so what a dawg do, him put da RE-REpublic behind other dawgs, like a shadow goverment of eveside.
ccposse aint puttin da dawg's ketchup back in da squeeze pack, dig, kuz once that mess unleashed, everyBODY gettin da grease, dig, and its one stain what wont come out.
mittini gonan clean house, vote mittini.
no raps, no rhyms, jus 100 percent truth.
be safe
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