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Hebrang
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Posted - 2011.06.29 12:38:00 -
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Edited by: Hebrang on 29/06/2011 12:43:56
Edited by: Hebrang on 29/06/2011 12:42:07
Edited by: Hebrang on 29/06/2011 12:40:28
My guide to making money in eve.
If you want to make money in eve and you dont particulay care who gets burned in the proces this is a way to do it
Basic guide:
1.Carebear...
2.Carebear...
3.Carebear some more...
4.Joine 0.0 one without monthly fee but with only normal tax
5. Loose drake to cta
6. carebar
Advance guide:
method 1.
Find friends you know in RL, buy 0.0 system. exploit, cyno everything out if things start to look bad, go offline for 3 days.. rent new system.. refer old system as you are trusted (this part is optional)
Method 2
Join new 0.0 pvp corp that recruits only pvp ers and be background logistics... would be good if whole alliance was pvp...
Loos an occasional drake to CTA
Transport... always everithing for everibodey... 1000 trit 1000 trit (important for next step)
If ever called to reports copy past this "I fly stuff in so you guys can have cheap mods to shoot at other guys.. here is 100 000 EMP M"
Method 3
Alt + max market skills + cloaky tengu + main in corp/alliance faring in stuff = pure 0.0 exploitation that cant be traced to you unless you are stupid and have the alt on your mains account... has to be an alt which nobody knows of is not added to contacts... basically NO CONNECTION TO YOUR MAIN... main fly's in stuff ... alt in space in claoky makes orders... buy trit for 0.01 sell for 10. :)
Method 4
Similar to method 3 but if system overpopulated fly alt with no connections in SB to a said system... scare everybody in station.. continue to mine arkonor :P
works for 7 days.. then you have to kill somebody... and you can kill yourself only 1 time or youll get suspisious... also if you dualbox wach for random dces so you and the "red" dont dc at same time... you can use the said alt also to blow up blues and greens when they fly faction stuff around... or haulerz...
Method 5
Steal titan
Method 6
Be the biggest carebear, get roles in corp... fuel pos.. whait 30 days.. unancor poss steal moon go.... or something similar
WHAT not to do:
1. pvp
2. avoiding CTA (you will get kicked for that) - with the profit youll be bringing in you can afford to loose 1 drake per 5 days. Consider this a tax
3. ceap wallet always under 100 mill... ceo has your API.. if he sees 1 bill and you dont continouly pvp in a pvp corp, you will be frowend upon... buy something if nothing else in higsec or if everibodey sees money buy something thats beneficial for corp and they cant take like a carrier...
WHAT to do:
1. be nice
2. be polite
3. be funney
4. be HELPFUL TO PEOPLE (haul their crap and buy them occasionally something up to 5 mill be the guy who has that 1 wierd mod he is missing to fit his pvp ship)
5. claim not to know pvp but willing to learn.. fly a drake or a ECM boat (even cheaper)
6. go on pvp rampage at least once in 2 month... loose 100 mill in cruisers and drakes but force pvp... claim you have time
7. after step 6 . claim you dont have time dont answer to convoes pretend you are AFK... after 2 days carebear again.
8. join opposite TZ.. if eu join US... they will see you online but they will see less of you... so you just need to befrend a director and thats about it
9. mix with the brass DONT MIX with the grunts... Avoid new people in corp, avoid old pro inteligent people who win at eve, suck up to CEO and directors and FCs, dont be associated with anybody weird in case they get kicked...
10. be at least 35 years old and be part of a middle lover class that is living in a rented apartment, works in something obscure but understandable that cant be remembered (junior administrator in a gardening store or something like that) Have goals in life and you are seeing somebody... but basically be an underachiever...
If interested in joining a Carebear criminal conglomerate convo me :)
Troll and lolz cant brake my bones but poor pvpers excite me :)
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Vaerah Vahrokha
Minmatar
Vahrokh Consulting
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Posted - 2011.06.29 12:55:00 -
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TLDR of above:
Be a deceitful, second line profiteer who may indulge in corp thievery.
Auditing | Research | 3rd Party | Collateral Holding | EvE RL Charity |
Hebrang
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Posted - 2011.06.29 13:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Vaerah Vahrokha
Be a deceitful, second line profiteer who may indulge in corp thievery.
I wouldent corp steal.... Bad rep.. you have to buy new character... better to be a noob.... and a carebear... then a thief... plus when you work your way up to 3 accounts and a JF you can haul stuff an mass and everibodey will love you.... you never hire a JF pilot for alliance that has a bad rep...
So in my opinion outright stealing is bad... it is a way to make money.... but its a short cutting corners theory.... why steal 500 mill when you could be making 5 bill a month in a stable alliance. But if you are gona steal steal a titan... dont steal a mothership they are cheap... steal a titan so if you go out you go out with a bang.... 
I agree with you on the profiteer part... |
Faye LaFrege
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Posted - 2011.06.29 13:33:00 -
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0.0 Hauling services made me 10-20b over a year or two.
Now plough that into simple T1 manufacturing. Takes v little time to do and 5% return on 10bill every half week is fine by me.
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ApophisXP
Sadistic Retribution
Sadistic Empire
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Posted - 2011.06.29 15:43:00 -
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As a lonely peasant in EVE. I have made a living cleaning station hangars and captains quarters.
There was one night though, when I was cleaning the corporate hangars, that I came across a few blueprints and a few hangars full of items. Now the blueprints looked at me and said, Take me please! Stop these people abusing us! Will you help us please?
So.. of course I did help them, I took them out of the hangar and also the items too. With my nose raised up high, I screamed, be free you blueprints! free into my hangar to be sold! then quickly bolted the doors shut. Sadly I forgot about the items so I had to open the door and squeeze them in too.
At the end of the night, I was feeling good, Blueprints safely locked up, items cuddling them too but there was this itch at the back of my mind. Something I couldn't really put my hand on... But then realized I don't have a touch screen so I had to use my mouse and click on the wallet. I saw a few bits of lonely pesky iskies in there but not enough to give me that raging hard on Im always after so I left them to the higher ups to purchase another shuttle with.
With the blueprints and items in my cargohold... surely they must know I took it by now... So I picked up a useless Item, well a few of them and dumped them into a members hangar "Hahahahahaha" I laughed to myself as this was truly the work of a genius.
Following day, Most of the members are online, crying sweat ginger tears. They didn't know what happened. As a respected cleaner for the corp, I said "Hey assh=les, who stole our stuffz?!" More tears came it was Glorious!
Then, out of nowhere, a Director came online! Finally the corp screamed, someone can finally tell us what happened, Where is our stuff? "Quiet jew boys" replied the director "I shall look into this immediately". "We've been robbed!" Cried the Director. This didnt help the corp members as they started crying again until the Director had a thought, a vision. A vision of Looking into Corp members hangars, as he looked upon the hangars, he saw one member another director to which a lot of crap was there. Crap that's normally in the corp hangar.
He was dealt with swiftly. His roles where removed by the Chief, he was disowned and he was ****d. His corpse ravaged by the jew claws of the amarr empire themselves!
For me, the story ends here, as I continue to linger in the dark taking your loot, blueprints, ISK, children and anything else I can get my grubby little hands on.
Remember, I am there watching you, In the dark quiet corners of your Captains Quarters, touching myself with your isk.
BTW: Looking for corp, anyone recruiting? Experience in being a Corp Director and Researcher also part time accountant.
These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance. |
Chevalleis
The Legendary Conquest
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Posted - 2011.06.29 16:24:00 -
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Lold at the story. Lold at the name of corp & allaince. Lold at about everything. Ur my hero dude.
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Chwarisma Sarum
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Posted - 2011.06.30 21:59:00 -
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1. Mineral Trading & Speculation(short-term < 1week)
2. Scrap Dealer
Interregional Trading (Scrap Dealer) and good Standings (Mineral Trading) helped. The Nocxium Rise half a year ago came in very handy, too. |
Cebraio
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Posted - 2011.07.01 09:26:00 -
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Pancake and Waffles!
Nice thread btw.
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's
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Posted - 2011.07.01 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: 5econdary Target
wanna share how you made it and how long till you got there ?
After some capproduction i had enough isk for covetor bpo's and sold them for huge profits at the time wich netted me 10 Bille profit after a few weeks -even with a loss of 4 B ,i was stupidly autopiloting with the bpo's.That is where my initiall capital came from for doing regional trades wich brought me to 40ish B and later on investments wich got me to 100B+.
Funnily enough your thread gave me a push to do it once more for old times sake so got myself into outer ring to get some mixed ORE bpo's and yes it seems still to be verry profitable.Thrill of flying around with 15B in the shuttle also was like old days  .
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Oh'Freddled Gruntbuggly
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Posted - 2011.07.02 08:35:00 -
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Code-up a nude-patch for CQ and you'll make billions.
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Slavemaster
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Posted - 2011.07.02 10:24:00 -
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Edited by: Slavemaster on 02/07/2011 10:26:49
First rule is that more than 70% lie about their income, and their revenue. The reason for this is
to hide they plex, or are poor. Reason: To build status they can use for getting into a corp, preparations for a scam ++
Second is that the more specialist you get the more isk yes, but until a certain point 2-3 bil. The reason for that is the
there are a limited amount of items for sale to make the, rare, or specialist.
Third: Most traders would be better off running mission when they count isk, per H
My advice is get really good at one product first, then be better at it.
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corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
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Posted - 2011.07.03 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: 5econdary Target
wanna share how you made it and how long till you got there ?
I purchase faction/deadspace/officer equipment at the source (ie in 0.0, from alliance-mates) and take on the risk & effort of moving and selling it.
Its not a business model that's accessible to most of eve 
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kyrieee
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.07.03 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Loney
Edited by: Loney on 28/06/2011 06:21:26
This is just a ruff estimate as its been too long to remember all the ways how I made isk:
1# Mining (use to make about 50b in about 80 hours or less "10 accounts", currenlty take about 250 hours)
2# Patch Speculation (100-500% profits 3-4 months)
3# Capital Ship Production (use to make 50-100% profits, currently only 10%)
4# Super Capital Production (Use to make 100-150% profits, currently about 25-75%)
5# Buy Orders in Jita Selling in 0.0 (30-40% profits)
6# Buy and sell in jita (10-20% profits)
Enjoy
This is a bit off topic but why did you suicide your JF on one of our POSes?
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Chevalleis
The Legendary Conquest
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Posted - 2011.07.03 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: kyrieee
Originally by: Loney
Edited by: Loney on 28/06/2011 06:21:26
This is just a ruff estimate as its been too long to remember all the ways how I made isk:
1# Mining (use to make about 50b in about 80 hours or less "10 accounts", currenlty take about 250 hours)
2# Patch Speculation (100-500% profits 3-4 months)
3# Capital Ship Production (use to make 50-100% profits, currently only 10%)
4# Super Capital Production (Use to make 100-150% profits, currently about 25-75%)
5# Buy Orders in Jita Selling in 0.0 (30-40% profits)
6# Buy and sell in jita (10-20% profits)
Enjoy
This is a bit off topic but why did you suicide your JF on one of our POSes?
Temporary craziness? Or then he was so intimidated by your mighty POSes that he decided to honor you by saving your time.
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Monstress
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Posted - 2011.07.04 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Chevalleis
Originally by: kyrieee
Originally by: Loney
Edited by: Loney on 28/06/2011 06:21:26
This is just a ruff estimate as its been too long to remember all the ways how I made isk:
1# Mining (use to make about 50b in about 80 hours or less "10 accounts", currenlty take about 250 hours)
2# Patch Speculation (100-500% profits 3-4 months)
3# Capital Ship Production (use to make 50-100% profits, currently only 10%)
4# Super Capital Production (Use to make 100-150% profits, currently about 25-75%)
5# Buy Orders in Jita Selling in 0.0 (30-40% profits)
6# Buy and sell in jita (10-20% profits)
Enjoy
This is a bit off topic but why did you suicide your JF on one of our POSes?
Temporary craziness? Or then he was so intimidated by your mighty POSes that he decided to honor you by saving your time.
I hear Morsus Mihi has had a pretty good track record of losing JFs themselves ;)
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Loney
CyberDyne R-D
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Posted - 2011.07.04 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: kyrieee
This is a bit off topic but why did you suicide your JF on one of our POSes?
Cyberdyne R-D has a working contract with Concord to develop new game "features" and though the Jump Portal is intended for a Titan class ships our engineers are very creative and figure out how to connect it to the Jump Drive system of our Anshar gher while it was contained in the cargo bay... unfortunatally since it is intended to fit into a high slot and the freighter is not equiped with this feature we "miscaculated" the targeting computer and ended up randomly landing outside your POS... this was very unfortunate as we were attempting to cargo a clients assets at the same time... No worries however the client has been re-embursed and evertyhing is well... Besides the Jump Freighter lost during our prototype portal....!
Originally by: Chevalleis
Temporary craziness? Or then he was so intimidated by your mighty POSes that he decided to honor you by saving your time.
We always love to save clients time and money... however in this instance this was not the case.
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Sales - CDRD |
Jak Silverheart
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.04 19:03:00 -
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We'll if you must know my great grandfather pionered the modern monocle and patented it. And since his passing a few years ago that involved cheap walmart clone, I have since inherited said patent. And I make a sizeable profit from each monocle produced. 
Incarna, giving pilots a single room bachelor pad with a mirror and no beer since 6.21.2011 |
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