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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.07 10:45:00 -
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Imperium Technologies was founded at the launch of Eve in 2003 and is full of rich history from our days in FIX and after. At the end of the previous year we had a major split within our corporation, many people moved on, others went on break for an extended period. And at the beginning of this year during rough times we merge with our closest allies.
That time is now over.
We're back with a full will to once again drive forward, and we are looking for the right people to do it with. We're not starting from ground zero, but we have serious holes in our ranks that we're looking to fill. There is room in our corporation for those who have a desire to become a significant asset, those who have a will to learn, and those who want to stretch their boundaries.
We have an exceptional level of experience within Eve. Up until our point of hibernation, we had maintained a very stable membership, most people who join IT find that they stay there for the bulk of their time in Eve. For those who have moved on over the course of time, IT has left a mark upon them where they have always looked upon IT as a significant highpoint in their time playing this game.
Our corporation has a specific plan and goals, and strong direction. We are in our rebuilding phase with IT vets returning everyday, and we want to tackle on new blood to our ranks.
What are we looking for:
Arrow Old and New players Arrow US/EU timezones Arrow Indy/PVP Pilots Arrow Looking for corps willing and wanting to merge with us.
We've been around the block for 8 years, in that time we have provided a rich environment in which many members have reached the top of their chosen paths. If you have the potential, we will find it.
-=We Do Not Come From Kings=- -=Kings Come From Us=-
For additional info: Join our Public Channel : IMPTECH Forums : http://forum.imperiumtechnologies.org/ contacts: Silinary, Big Dane, Sasha D, Jarhead1801, EU contact: lee boots, Virkman, |

Elaine Everspark
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Posted - 2011.10.07 14:57:00 -
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Some say that if you're allergic to peanutbutter Lee boots gets hard on. |

Big Dane
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Posted - 2011.10.07 17:12:00 -
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Confirming Lee boots is actually The Stig. |

Unz Vallen
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Posted - 2011.10.07 17:34:00 -
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Eve needs to make a racing helmet STAT! |

Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.07 19:01:00 -
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Some say the water is warm because Lee Boots spiked it while confusing it with the punch... |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.07 22:52:00 -
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just goes to show how much these guys love me  See you too could come into IT and be abused.. Join IMPETCH have a chat see if you can handle the abuse  |

Elaine Everspark
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Posted - 2011.10.08 09:28:00 -
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Some say that, if you give Lee Boots a kiss she will turn into a frog |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.08 22:07:00 -
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Today was a good day.. I woke up and was breathing : )) always a bonus when that happens.. Any ways gates are open. dont trip over each other trying to get into one of the oldest corps in eve : )
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.09 13:47:00 -
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4 new players joined our ranks over the last few days : ).. Personaly i would like to know where all the EU tz players are ?
I listen to classical music whilst making love, I drink beer when playing EvE, Virkman IS my *****.
Want to learn more about me and the others in corp ? Join IMPETCH channell have a chat i promise you wont regret it......... 
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Cerlin
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Posted - 2011.10.09 20:40:00 -
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We are awesome. That is why. Also we are a fun group of people that will do interesting things in null sec and are willing to teach you about it, what is not to like?
That and we have professional chef's on call.  |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.10 08:14:00 -
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On sunny warm days i go commando taking my 7 year old son to school. I love sunny days so many yummy mummies. "Why are you looking at that woman"? asks my son "Because if you get the light just right you can see right through her skirt " i respond.. "Daddy"? "Yes son" "Unless you give me -ú10 im telling mummy you purve all my friends mums in the morning" "If i give you -ú10 son i want there names and numbers"
Daily bump of course |

Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.10 19:52:00 -
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This "yummy mummies" on sunny days re-enforces our premonition that Lee Boots is really The Stig. Some say he wears a visor because it enhances his x-ray vision and that he makes the sun shine in the UK. All we know is that he is called Lee Boots.
So basically why wouldn't you want to join us? Our leader has X-Ray vision and brings sun to the UK!! Can yours do that? I didn't think so. |

Elaine Everspark
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Posted - 2011.10.10 22:36:00 -
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There are two kinds of people in this world, people who divide people into two groups and people who dont. I dont want to say anything with this but I imagine it will put this post on top for a short while :) |

Kimsemus
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Posted - 2011.10.11 02:14:00 -
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Bump for the Stig. |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.11 09:36:00 -
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Today i thought to myself.. Why bump this thread ? Do we really want players that cant be arsed to look past page one ? Then i thought to myself, Why be like other corps who dont give a frak about others. I thought, I should be what I would want a director to be,,, A player who goes out of his way to help others, make there eve time easier, answer their questions, give advice, show them how to get what they want out of the game with out them wondering around in the dark not knowing which way to turn..
So if this is you ? if you need help ? if you need a home to call home with loving corp mates who will hug you when you are feeling down to smile when you do the right thing and pat you on the back and say "Well done that person, heres some cake : ) now go and get messy" 
Then join IMPTECH in game channel and let us talk to you, Let me ask you your sexual orientation, Let me ask you all about your girlfriend, your boy friend or your mum, sister, brother or dad, I have more than enough love to go round let me share my love with you,, Let me help wipe that cake of your face
Also worth joining the channel just to hear Virkman's smooth silky danish voice, He could sell me my own children that man could, well sell them back is what i meant lol
So enough of my ramblings come long and join the fun, Dont be shy give us a try..
I have to go now and make the sun shine |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.12 16:11:00 -
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Ok twice now i have writen nice bumps for this thread with good comments and twice now they both have failed to post 
So lets try for a third time shall we..
If you are lonely and looking for a corp If you are a corp looking to merge with a bigger corp If you are a corp looking to join a alliance Then this could be the place for you  Are you light hearted ? Are you a non EMO ? Do you hate rages ?
THEN STOP HERE AND LOOK NO FURTHER....
We are working for each other in IT, We work with each other in IT, We love each other in IT
THE NAME OF THE ALLIANCE IS IN NO WAY A REFLECTION ON OUR ACTIVITIES 
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.13 09:35:00 -
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Another new day in the corp.. Every Morning i log on to see a new appilcation in corp  This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Yesterday was good, A laugh was had on TS as is the norm 
New members are starting to fit in nicely and starting to work together towards thier own personal goals and profit...
So how many different ways can i say this ? If you are looking for a laid back corp where every body gets along and emo is @ a zero.
Then this could be the place for you....
New or old players welcome. Corps are welcome. Even bring your dog or cat we dont mind : ) At the moment there is no sp limit we only want you to use TS and join in the fun.
So run with us Play with us Join in the fun with us
We are still looking for that new corp member that has a voice smoother then virkmans...
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Kimsemus
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Posted - 2011.10.13 16:50:00 -
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Another bump for an awesome corp! |

Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.13 20:46:00 -
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Bump for Mr. EU Bossy Pants!!
(The nicknames keep on coming!! Join to find out more of Lee's names) |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.14 09:04:00 -
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OMG it did it again : (
why oh why does this thread hate me ? Is it because i write to much ?
kk today we talk about choices. Making the right choice is not always easy, Some times the right choice seems to be the wrong one and the wrong one the right one 
I have made wrong choices before  But IT has always been there for me with a helping hand, They have forgiven mistakes made with redicule and laughter but always they are forgiving, They show us that we learn from mistakes and from making the wrong choices  Maybe not the first time or the second time but we get there
So is closing this thread the right choice to make ? You dont know until you do it and go on reading other recruitment threads.
Or is closing this thread the wrong choice ?
Lets look at it this way.. We win either way 
If you close this thread and carry on reading the others you may find another corp and then join said corp.. Good for you, We are happy you have found a home.. But is it the right one for you ? only time will tell. We can wait...
If you dont close this thread and decide that this could be the place for you you will find you will want to stay,, even if you go off at some point to try something different we know you will be back. As many of our members will contest to.. they go of try some thing new but almost always end up coming home..
So if this made any sense to you gratz  If it didnt come on over to our recruitment channel IMPTECH and ask me what the hell im going on about and im sure we can make it all clear to you 
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VirkMaN
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Posted - 2011.10.14 17:32:00 -
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Yea, Lee was high on meditation class when writing this... lol |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.15 17:14:00 -
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VirkMaN wrote:Yea, Lee was high on meditation class when writing this... lol
Yep this is very true.. I was indeed high on medication class : ) We walked through a forest and left all our trouble's in a hollowed out branch. We then found a doorway in a tree that lead to a passage which in turn lead us to a stair case which lead us down down down to a cave with crystals : )
KK the truth is that by the time we had got to the forest i was asleep and was dreaming about making contracts in eve : ))
If you too can dream about EvE,,
a saturday bump |

Sasha D
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Posted - 2011.10.15 21:09:00 -
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Bump for my beloved corp. ^_^ |

VirkMaN
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Posted - 2011.10.15 21:13:00 -
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Sasha D wrote:Bump for my beloved corp. ^_^
poor bump, no effort. Goats ate his imagination as he was trying to fornicate with them! |

GymSlip Baby
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Posted - 2011.10.15 21:34:00 -
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Sasha D wrote:Bump for my beloved corp. ^_^
Well what can we say about this bump ?
Poor, short, not well thought out.. God them Goats must be good... May be next time he will bump the thread before he starts on the goats  |

Sasha D
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Posted - 2011.10.16 01:28:00 -
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Glad I haven't lost the touch as to my ability to carry entertainment value for you ladies and gentlemen.
As always, I aim to please.  |

lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.16 10:26:00 -
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Well what can i say ?
We have the stig in corp  We have the silken voiced virkman  We have mazz who cracks me up  We have a multitude of others who each in there own way make this corp a great place to be 
Now,, now we have a unusual and strange creature raise its head form the depth's of IT corp.. where he has been lying in wait, watching us, listening to us, just waiting for the time to rise up and strike out at our fear of goat loving sheep herders.....
Ladies and gentlemen i give you Sasha D...
This man can talk for 4 mins with out taking a breath,,, His posts and threads are EvE renown for being the longest you have every seen,, I tell you even his TL;DR are enough to make your eyes bleed and when you look up from the screen at a blank wall you get to see the face of jesus!!!!! Amen to that my brother..
Im telling you the talent in this corp would put X-Factor to shame 
On a personal note,, My son has lost another tooth and now when i put a serial packet ontop of his head he looks strangly like Sponge Bob Square Pants 
So why miss out on all the fun,, come on over to IT where undocking is a option, but when on TS some times you forget to do it and just sit there for the ***** and giggles...
o7 |

VirkMaN
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Posted - 2011.10.16 16:28:00 -
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Moar bacon chips! |

armymp327
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Posted - 2011.10.16 16:30:00 -
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whats better than being in a corp with a bunch of people who like to drink beer as much has you do? i mean come on now! |

Big Dane
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Posted - 2011.10.16 23:01:00 -
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Recruitment thread bump?
NOPE CHUCK TESTA. |
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