OOHHHHH KKAYYY.
Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load.
Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all.
But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME..
Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known.

Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us..
If you dont get a responce then dont give up.
Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do )

I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : )

o7

Agree to the special offer Lee is offering!!

But sober Lee says he sucks at spelling? Oh man, what troll! He gives everyone else crap for miss spelling or creating words. Oh the English, you can't understand them sometimes. Poor things

Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again.

But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.

Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought!

On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel!

Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee

So basicly you have to and can count the amount of women you have had on one hand.. I say one hand because you need the other to check the digits of the other hand : )

Long live The British Empire.......
Long live Tea and Crumpets......
Long live the 78 pence that your dollar converts into...

There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..

Who will you chose ?

Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too!

Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!"

Actualy the fact is correct its the comment that needs the " "...

God damned Americans...
Please all EU tz pilots looking for a corp help me help them and lets drag them out of the dark ages together...

Found my way here by means of Google...

It's a Canuck thing to do apparently, speaking of... Lee, you got something against Canucks????? Don't make me log my ass back in!

HAHAHAH looks like my plan is working : )
Its not the Canucks that i have some thing against its the people in them lol

Heya Ion Things are going good old friend.

Lee, dunno if I'll be back in Eve anytime soonGäó, but I do like the way CCP has set a new course. Always keeping my eyes on Eve though... especially with you nuts wandering around without my brilliant insight and leadership.

Truth is if/when I come back, I expect to be hopelessly out of date with what is going on around me... will be a wonder if I remember how to warp.

So what you're telling me is to come with as much of a tank as possible because I'm going to get primary'd right?

P.S. I totally didn't recognize Lee with those combat goggles! I need to put mine on now!