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Mazzerri Aurilen
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2011.11.19 21:33:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Today i dont feel like doing anything,, nothing at all..
I may beat up my kids for kicks.
I may try to scare them out of their wits,
I may tie the dog to there feet.
Then run of with a steak and shout here girl come and get it : )
Then again i may just do nothing at all.
[Hugs Lee] It'll be okay Lee, you will be able to play with nice stuff again soon...
[Pimp Slaps the sh*t out of Lee] Snap out of it!!
That is how we help each other out of slumps. Tough love (which is one of Lee's favorite type)!! |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.20 11:01:00 -
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<<< starts to feel strangly aroused...... |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.21 15:50:00 -
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lee boots has had all his shinny stuff taken away from him 
Why and who would do this you ask ?
Corp members have done it and its all for my own good..
I seem to have a knack for lossing expensive ships and stuff due to no fault of my own 
Honestly its not my fault, it just kinda happens, the eve gods are out t get me atm..
Oh and for once im going to talk about recruitment.
Its going awesomely... in fact i may even take a week or 2 off from it as we have had some fantastic guys join corp
and doing well.. we have turned a few away as personaly i didnt think they would fit in with us but those that do get through the door fit in well and find a helpful home with great guys willing to help each other and they are joining in the fun : )
\o/ IT....
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Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.11.21 20:06:00 -
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His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards
Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn't drink because he was not thirsty
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him
Sharks have a week dedicated to him
He speak French in Russian
He has never filled up on chips
He is Lee Boots and he is the most interesting man in Eve.
[Update on Lee's nice things: After further review, Lee has been granted access to his nice things again but not before we actually did two things:
1. Checked with the Eve gods and they said he had just be VERY unlucky recently and they would change that for him now
2. We bought rolls upon rolls of industrial bubble wrap to place around his shiny things for safety reasons until we prove they weren't lying about item #1. Because worst case scenario is we get to pop it all if we don't use it!! And if you don't like popping bubble wrap you might need to check your life.] |
Mazzerri Aurilen
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2011.11.22 01:40:00 -
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To all those considering joining IT and our adventures in Null Sec, you must be warn. Not only might you loose some toys because of the constant threat of attack but you will also catch the contagious bug floating around which causes you to buy a ton of ships to always ensure you have the best ship for the job. This happens because situations are so diverse you never know what will come but also because Lee Boots and Virkman promote it. It is so contagious and fun!!! Today, the urge overtook me and within the last 24 hours I have bought 1.... 2....3....4..... 13! Yes, you heard me right, I bought 13 new ships (none of which I really needed right now) just because I wanted more toys in Null Sec.
Like I said, this was a fair warning!! So if you too want to have fun with toys, join the IMPTECH channel and have a talk with us.
Cheers |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.22 09:34:00 -
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Every time i read Mazz's post i start to laugh,
This guys mind is some thing else : )
Yes you too could really start to play internet spaceships the way it was meant to be played : )
Also im likeing the bubble wrap it feels sexy against my skin.
And when i roll around the floor i make this popping noise that is really begining to **** the wife off so thank you guys : ) |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.11.22 19:10:00 -
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lee boots wrote:
Also im likeing the bubble wrap it feels sexy against my skin.
And when i roll around the floor i make this popping noise that is really begining to **** the wife off so thank you guys : )
HAHA our plan worked! Not only is the bubble wrap protecting his pretty things in Eve, it is also protecting, accentuating and showing off his family jewels (aka twig and dingle berries) for his wife to enjoy (while at the say time getting frustrated by the childish popping JUST because they are there). See, we help in-game and out of game! We are that awesome. But this also proves once again that no matter how hard women try, we will always be boys at heart no matter what. As well as doing things which slightly annoy women but sometimes not enough to truly irritate them to the point of DEFCON 1.... [pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]..... Sorry, got distracted by the bubble wrap. Join IMPTECH and talk to us over the popping sounds! And you thought Virkman's bacon crisps were bad....
[pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.23 09:30:00 -
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Last night i rolled way to close to the fireplace and started to melt 
Or was it the wife pushed me in that direction ?
Luckly i was saved by a group of sharks that were swimming passed my house..
Yes i do live under the sea with my great friend SpongBoB Square pants...
How can you have fires under the sea you may ask your self ?
I dont know, but what i do know is anything is possible if you live in a cartoon world like i do :)
Also if you have read this whole thread and really got this far with out missing any of it then i honestly think you need to go and do something alittle less boring with your time like joining IMPTECH channel in game and find out what kinda world we all live in
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.24 13:20:00 -
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i went to the doctors the other day & found out my new doctor is a young female drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "don't worry, i'm a professional - i've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong & i'll help you in any way i can . "I said, "I think my **** tastes funny"
WOOHOO!!!
Hope the wife doesnt read this |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.25 20:33:00 -
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Today my daughter told me i have a voice like a lorry
And when i shout its like the lorry is driving fast
WOW!!!!
Now when i get annoyed i have to remember to change gear as well as breath |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.26 20:49:00 -
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is there anybody out there |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.11.28 19:39:00 -
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lee boots wrote:is there anybody out there
We forgot to tell the new recruits that Lee sings sultry classic rock songs to us. Our apologizes, this should have been on page 1 of this recruitment thread because he puts The Beatles to shame. Come join IMPTECH and if you're lucky, he may sing to you as well. Only few can be so fortunate. |
Data Tyken
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Posted - 2011.11.29 06:12:00 -
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justice bump  |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.11.30 06:33:00 -
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Man, we just got more interesting. So never boring and always entertaining.  Bump this just for Lee my sandbox friend. |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.11.30 10:28:00 -
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Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:Man, we just got more interesting. So never boring and always entertaining. Bump this just for Lee my sandbox friend.
What are we doing in our sand box ?
Well lets just say you really dont want to be playing in it with your mouth open,
and please wash your hands before you eat afterwards as well
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.01 09:22:00 -
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Another day in eve.. last night i was wondering why eve has a universal time ?
No matter where you are its the same time as some one 100's of lightyears away |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.12.01 18:25:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Another day in eve.. last night i was wondering why eve has a universal time ? No matter where you are its the same time as some one 100's of lightyears away
Because they are using Einsteins theory that if you go fast enough, you can beat time and not age. Therefore that explains why Lee Boots has been trying to go 100 light years away. Or he just found plastic surgery because his profile picture is changing more than Hollywood wanna be starlets getting plastic surgery. 
NO really, Lee's internet has been playing hide and go seek with him, which means he has not been able to play in the sandbox with me in the last few days.  I have had to leave 'presents' in there myself .... Come on UK Utilities, get your act together!
PS Join IMPTECH and talk to us!! You'll never leave |
Mazzerri Aurilen
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2011.12.07 21:26:00 -
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To fit all of us in the stations, we just installed bump beds instead of bunk beds!
More room now! YES!! |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.08 09:41:00 -
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Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:To fit all of us in the stations, we just installed bump beds instead of bunk beds!
More room now! YES!!
i sleep on top of the station 
That way i can keep a eye open for them pesky dudes that think bubbling a station exit will get them kills..
 Yarrhh
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Big Dane
Imperium Technologies
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Posted - 2011.12.08 18:59:00 -
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BACK TO THE TOP BROTHERS! |
Zyrious Tyrel
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.08 22:51:00 -
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While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts. |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.11 19:33:00 -
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Zyrious Tyrel wrote:While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts.
Thank you
Yep just hit us up in game or mail me.
Other than that every body is welcome to come and chat with us.
Read what totaly stupid stuff we talk about.
If you get into corp you will have the honour of listening to my dry wit ( thats if you are not the targtet of it )
and yes i can take it as well as give it out :).......... |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.12.14 00:23:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Zyrious Tyrel wrote:While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts. Thank you Yep just hit us up in game or mail me. Other than that every body is welcome to come and chat with us. Read what totaly stupid stuff we talk about. If you get into corp you will have the honour of listening to my dry wit ( thats if you are not the targtet of it ) and yes i can take it as well as give it out :)..........
Even Chuck Norris comes to play!! And he loves us!! Boom!!
P.S. More people then I thought are reading the entire thread. Now join IMPTECH and continue the story. Last night we were talking about tea, cricket, strippers (Lee) and the futbol pitch. And that was all within ten minutes. Just imagine what we do for the other 1,430 minutes in each day. |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.15 20:18:00 -
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Jeezas Chirst man,
For the last time its FOOTBALL.
Dont you just hate the americans when they spell words they way they say them ? |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.12.16 00:04:00 -
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lee boots wrote:Jeezas Chirst man,
For the last time its FOOTBALL.
Dont you just hate the americans when they spell words they way they say them ?
Holy Cow my friend.... it is Jesus not Jeezas!!! I guess the rumors of England becoming more heathen is correct or you just don't have enough Mexicans, Spaniards, or South Americans.
And of course we spell words like they sound!! Haven't you seen our technology and internet companies?
Here, pull my finger....... And join IMPTECH!! |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.16 11:17:00 -
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Sometimes i undock and i look across evespace,
I think to myself am i making a difference ? ,
Are the ripples im making in eve reaching out to anybody ? ,
Then i look in corp and see a great bunch of guys that are second to none,
My eve family are the type of guys that would all come round your house and then
trash it in the best possible way and leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside,
IMPTECH, could possibly be the best corp in eve......
Only one way for you to find out guys,
You know what you have to do, so just do it.
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.18 10:33:00 -
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How drunk was i last night ?
I fell off my stool and took the modem with me : ( |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.12.20 00:56:00 -
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lee boots wrote:How drunk was i last night ?
I fell off my stool and took the modem with me : (
A: Very.... Did it leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside? If so and you can't find your modem, you might want to go to the doctor.
But I'd say we had a good drunken weekend!! Possibly Unz and I rivaled you on your Friday Morning (our Thursday night). This is another reason why IMPTECH is so entertaining and we are all on TS3 also.... So much fun!!
And Christmas is coming up people!! Give yourself the greatest Christmas present in Eve and join us!!! |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.12.20 11:49:00 -
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Yes unz and mazz where very very drunk the night before lmfao.
Oh and if you want to know why im being called the naughty boy ? well you will just have to join our recruitment channel and ask. |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.12.20 20:20:00 -
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Do it, Do it!! IMPTECH channel |
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