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Posted - 2011.10.17 08:22:00 -
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Last night i lost a slep to a domi 
Was a good fight.
My loss is a shame but hey i just went and bought a new one 
Come along and join in the fun,,
Lets kill stuff together be in ships or roids...
From what i hear every time some one talks about the sound of music Virkman gets all nostalgic and starts to cry 
So if you want great times and a great corp to hang about in plus the benefit of making a grown man cry when you feel evil
then IT could be the place for you  |
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Posted - 2011.10.18 11:47:00 -
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Virkman has a new handle,, he is now know as Frazzels
This may have something to do with the fact that every time he has spoken on ts over the last
3 days all you can hear is.... crunch crunch mumble crunch mumble.
He has found a shop that are doing bacon flav crisps ( chips for you americans out there )
at a reduced rate.. so always being the type of person that looks out for a good deal he
bought himself LOTS of these crisps and is now living on them 
So we are looking for a new silky voiced dane to replace our old one who has gone over to the
junk food way of life 
Me i shall carry on smoking my pipe wearing my smoking jacket drinking my tea and bumping this thread
all whilst enjoying my EvE time with the threat of whats sounds like the cockie monster coming on ts
and mumbling about something or other that no one understands any more 
This bump is in honour of Virkman..
We knew him well and enjoyed his sick funny side..
No longer to be understood by all his fellow members..
Never forgotten and sadly missed..
We look forward to the day when that danish voice calls on TS
Clear and sweet and makes us all wet again...
Long live the Virkman o7
Hail !! Hail !! Hail !! |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.18 19:01:00 -
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Hail Virkman!! In his memory and fighting through the tears, I decided to honor our memory of Virkmam with this little bit I wrote (Oh wait the tears are just from cutting fresh onions for my Hamburger for lunch...But I digress...)
Once a smooth and sultry dane
The crisps are now to blame
Eve's Universe will never be the same
Virkman's memory shall remain
Forever in our hearts and minds
Or until we find another smooth dane
To fill the hole Virkman's change has made.
So you see, we need YOU!! You know who you are. Those of you who posses a smooth voice with a danish or other Scandinavian inflection. Specific recruitment? Possibly. Discriminatory? Not at all. We just miss our dane. So apply today or miss your ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to fill the hole in left in our TS and Corporation. But let me mention that this is a LIMITED time offer and space is limited.
It is ONLY a matter of time before the local stores run out of bacon crisps or Elaine smacks the living *expletive* out of Virkman and gets him back to his old ways of massaging our eardrums with his microscopic hands riding on the sound waves of his voice. So take advantage of this opportunity today and don't delay!!! Or it may be to late!!
This has been your local recruitment thread isn't on the 1st or 2nd page (actually 4th page at last check) bump. |
VirkMaN
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Posted - 2011.10.18 22:08:00 -
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crunch crunch crunch.....
Out of bacon crisps now but still plenty of room in IT.
I will serenade you with my silky voice. Let my essence glide into you |
Enigmatic Lunatic
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Posted - 2011.10.19 03:06:00 -
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http://eveboard.com/pilot/Enigmatic_Lunatic 46 mil sp looking for a new home..
contact me if your interested.
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.19 10:25:00 -
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No more crunch crunch : )
Virkman is back a return to his his silky voice,
But we are sure this is not by choice,
Of bacon chips he has ran low,
He has now returned to the recruitment show,
So if on TS you feel your wits start to melt,
Its that danish voice as smooth a felt,
His voice is a hug that you do not want to stop,
Of this we are thankful to the poor supplied shop,
But its sure not to last as they do restock fast,
And when they do we are back to hallf mast,
Bacon chips the bane of our beloved frazzels,
His voice like the sun in summer that dazzels,
So if you are sure that this could be home.
Come settle under our nice secure dome,
Well look after you, feed you and much much more,
But of one thing you can be sure,
Virk is and alway will be,
Our friend our lover and oh so much more,,,
KK enough of this crap.. a daily bump for a corp that is great... |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.19 17:03:00 -
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Agreed! Whatt did we start?!?! Thanks for ending it boss. This is just a bump for our awesomeness! 0.0 killing and big money making with a group of people who actually have fun doing it! No more reason needed to join us!
P.S. If you have made it this far and haven't noticed, we openly make fun of eachother on a regular basis! It's not a basis for recruitment but make sure to bring a witty sense of humor with you. |
Rumtin
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Posted - 2011.10.19 18:33:00 -
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The alarm clock rang in the dark room of the captains quarters, the lighting above the bunk had dimly lit; there was no movement from him as he laid there on the bunk for several minutes. The alarm rang and rang, finally tiered and fed up with the annoying sound he rolled over and pressed his hand against the alarm clock, trying to shut it off in the dim light that caused him to squint. A femaleGÇÖs voice came from the darkness of the room, GÇ£Time to wake up Rumtin.GÇ¥ It was Aura, her image appeared on the counter top from the holographic image projector. GÇ£You have a scheduled meeting today with Enitouvo Erkonoi, the security divisionGÇÖs agent from the Chief Executive Panel Bureau.GÇ¥ Sitting upright he shifted towards the edge of the bunk, GÇ£I know Aura, I know.GÇ¥ The light in the captainGÇÖs quarters began to illuminate the rest of the room slowly as the information screen across the room began to power up and display the comings and goings of the New Eden universe. He stood up, stretched his arms and yawned; he walked over to the two panels at the foot of the bunk, his Bio readout showed his clone was in good health, his molecular structure was intact. He sighed as his quietly said in a cocky tone GÇ£No infectious viruses today.GÇ¥ He walked over to the mirror on his left, pressed on the upper left panel of the mirror as a click noise sounded, opening the mirror outward revealing the hidden closet of hanging clothes with his boots at the bottom. He grabbed his usual attire, the mirror closed as he pulled his shirt over his head and down his defined torso.
After he finished getting dressed the last buckle on his boot clicked into place, there was a ring on the comGÇÖs channel. It was Enitouvo Erkonoi, GÇ£Rumtin.GÇ¥ He said in a rough chiseled voice. GÇ£IGÇÖm calling you to let you know I need to reschedule our meeting to an earlier time, is it possible if you can come to my office in the next hour to discuss the mission proposal? The Panel has giving me another work load and I canGÇÖt afford to put it off.GÇ¥ Rumtin looked at the agent finder holographic window as he sat down on the couch in front of the desk. GÇ£That shouldnGÇÖt be a problem Enitouvo, as you know IGÇÖm currently docked in the station. IGÇÖll come by your office as soon as I can.GÇ¥ Rumtin answered in an up cheery voice. GÇ£Thanks again Rumtin, IGÇÖll be looking forward to explaining this fiasco to you.GÇ¥ Enitouvo said with a smirk on his face. The agent finder panel faded back to its defaulted screen. Rumtin leaned back against the couch with one hand over his forehead, he exhausted with a sound of tension. GÇ£Is everything ok Rumtin?GÇ¥ AuraGÇÖs voice came from the agent finderGÇÖs panelGÇÖs speakers. Her image appeared on the screen with a somewhat concerned look. Images of the last missions Enitouvo sent him on came flashing in his mind, all the shots being fired from the Guristas Pirates ships as he fought hard to prevent a defecting high ranking member of the Chief Executive Panel Bureau from escaping. He looked at the holographic panel displaying AuraGÇÖs face, GÇ£Yes, everything is fine Aura.GÇ¥ He stood up from the couch and made his way towards the captains quarters exit into the station, he looked at Aura on the agent finder panel GÇ£When IGÇÖm done with Enitouvo, letGÇÖs go over the blue prints schematics again and see how we can improve designs.GÇ¥ GÇ£IGÇÖll have the uploads ready and waiting for you when you return.GÇ¥ She answered with a smile on her image.
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.20 15:28:00 -
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Today we were talking about the prostraight gland..
Can guess how that conversation eneded up..?
If you can then this could be the right place for you : )
If you cant then this could be the place for your enlightenment,,,,,
A old friend i havnt heard from for over 2 years contacted me by mail yesterday and after a short conversation
he is now becoming a member of corp : ))))) |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.20 17:58:00 -
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See, even a conversation about the prostraight gland can entice old and new friends to join IT. What will we talk about next? Find out with us.
Here's to Life, Love and Loot |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.21 12:44:00 -
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Dumb
Retards
After
More
Attention
So glad we have none of this in our corp
Daily bump : ) |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.22 11:08:00 -
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Had a roam last night : ) only 4 of us but we got 2 drake kills : )
could have been better but looked like no one wanted to play with us : ((
Daily bump o7 |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.23 10:32:00 -
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They say that when some body loves you they dont need to say it because it shows in what they do
So virkman please stop sending me flowers and chocolates duder
Afew more have swung our way
Come on guys if you have read this far then you deserve to be in this great corp.... |
warriorsblade
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Posted - 2011.10.23 21:58:00 -
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Lee Boots has the voice of an angel......AN ANGEL!!!! |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.23 23:01:00 -
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So recently Lee Boots was in the process of recruiting people/corporatioins AND a real lady didn't want to call him a "Naught Boy" on command. She was playing hard to get! Quite frusterating for most men. But where most lesser men would have given up or played nice in the attempt to get on her good graces, that is not our fearless leader Lee! He just turned to her and said "I'm the Drone master *****. Now look at my Dam and winky" (In an English accent of course).
Needless to say she caved in and couldn't resist him. She wouldn't stop calling him a "Naught Boy" ever since. At first it was entertaining but now it is just getting annoying. But the moral of the story is our leader Lee is able to get what he wants. Which is what makes him a great leader. Come join us and watch Lee Boots command the recapture of the British Empire again but this time in Space. Apply now or become an enslaved colony. Cheers |
Rumtin
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Posted - 2011.10.24 07:25:00 -
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His mind traveled through a vortex of light, as if he was in warp drive, but not in his ship. His eyes open, the Bio Clone Fluid surrounded him, as the fluid drained the container, he began to breath. The container door slid open; the medical staff of the station helped him out of the clone container. He coughed to clear his lungs of the Bio Clone Fluid. Jump cloning was never a fun experience, such out of body experiences were such a strain on the mind that preforming the action to many times caused comas and deaths, which is why CONCORD had issued the law of a 24 hour wait duration for each jump for clones. With towels the medical staff wiped most of the bio clone fluid off him; he walked over to the shower stalls in the next room to clean himself off completely. GÇ£I have your mining barge ready for takeoff, Rumtin.GÇ¥ AuraGÇÖs voice came over the com channel. GÇ£Ok.GÇ¥ Rumtin replied. The door to the shower room opened, one of the nurses of the station came through with the clothes Rumtin wore. She set the clothes on the counter next to the sink. She grabbed a hand towel as she turned to walk out the room. Rumtin walked out of the shower, dripping wet, he grabbed a towel and started drying himself. The nurse looked at him unexpectedly, but curious as to what was so special about Capsuleers. Rumtin put his pants on, as he noticed the nurses staring. His eyes rolled towards her as she finally noticed him looking back, the expression on his face showed a nearly insulted look. Rumtin asked the nurse, GÇ£Is there something you need?GÇ¥ the question went unanswered; the nurseGÇÖs voice seemed to vanish as she was at a loss to speak. GÇ£What is your name?GÇ¥ Rumtin asked. His demeanor was confident, cold, and serious. GÇ£Va.. Vanessa..GÇ¥ the nurse replied hesitantly. GÇ£Vanessa, IGÇÖve heard that name before, youGÇÖre the nurse who wants to become a Capsuleer. I heard about you from the Science and Industry Department. HmmGǪGÇ¥ Rumtin said as he advanced towards the nurse. His chest muscles tight peering through his undershirt, he walked without hesitation. The nurse clenched the hand towel as she gave ground to the advances of the Capsuleer. Nervously she tilted her head downward as her eyes bounced back and forth between RumtinGÇÖs feet and the floor, her back hit the wall as the Capsuleer advanced into her personal space. The nurse trembled with an overwhelming combination feeling of fear, nervousness. The shower room was filled with silence as the CapsuleerGÇÖs eyes peered down at her, as if he was looking right through her, reading her hesitation and emotions like a book. GÇ£GǪ. YouGÇÖll never make it.GÇ¥ The words hit her like a bullet in the back; the words were said so cold and callous, her eyes widened as the bottom filled with tears. Rumtin tossed his vest over his left shoulder as he walked out of the shower room. The nurse dropped to the floor as she tried to hold back the tears and sobs.
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Rumtin
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Posted - 2011.10.24 07:26:00 -
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Cont'
Rumtin entered the hanger where the mining barge was held. The barge was powered up and ready to go, AuraGÇÖs voice came over the com, GÇ£Ships power systems are already.GÇ¥ Rumtin had a image of the ship on his Nerocam palm pilot, reading the ships diagnostics. GÇ£Check the connection on that Survey Scanner; it might need to be re-calibrated.GÇ¥ Rumtin ordered. GÇ£Would you like me to have the technicians investigate it before departure?GÇ¥ Aura asked. GÇ£No, theyGÇÖre too standard; they easily over look things that could lead to potential malfunctions later. IGÇÖll have to take a look at it later after I get to my destination.GÇ¥ He answered casually. Rumtin walked to his Capsule as he started to undress to his underwear, he placed his clothes in a small side slot next to the capsules pilot seat. He grabbed the connecting cable and attached it to the small plug in ports at the base of his skull on the back of his neck as he entered the Capsule. There was a slight jolt through his body as the power to the Capsule turned online. The Capsule Bio Fluid began to flood the capsule as the three doors began to close. The capsule lifted to the large mining barge ship as it entered in the ship and locked into place. The power to the ship turned on as the capsule connected to the ship and synchronized. The long 404 meter long vessel turned and approached the exit to the station. The vessel cleared the station with no problems, as Rumtin opened the link to the Alliance com channel, the com channel was full of chatter about several different things. He broadcasted GÇ£This is Rumtin, requesting a scout to the MJI3-8 solar system please.GÇ¥ There was a slight pause in the alliance com channel as he waited. A young girl with platinum white hair, perfectly cut and shaped, with smooth silky skin with dark colored lip stick surrounding a cute sharp smile answered RumtinGÇÖs request. GÇ£Hi Rumtin.GÇ¥ She said with a slight smile, confident and cool. GÇ£Hi Frolyn.GÇ¥ Rumtin answered with a slight blush. GÇ£I heard you needed a scout?GÇ¥ she said with an enthusiastic voice. GÇ£Yeah, thatGÇÖs correct; would you be able to help me with that?GÇ¥ Rumtin asked. GÇ£I sure can.GÇ¥ She answered excitedly. Her ship turned as if it was a sword being swung to chop an opponent in half, and initated warp drive towards the star gate, she jumped through as soon as she dropped out of warp drive. Rumtin followed in his mining barge, over the alliance com Rumtin heard GÇ£SystemGÇÖs all clear.GÇ¥ Frolyn called out. The escort scouting went with no hassel, as they finally reached MJI3-8 with no incidents. FrolynGÇÖs voice came over the comGÇÖs channel again. GÇ£All clear Rumtin, have fun out here.GÇ¥ She said with a smile as she warped off to travel back to J-Gamp.
Rumtin warped to the local station, Aura going through the usual protocols for docking procedures. The factory station was loud as ever with announcements and chatter. As the mining barge docked, the capsule disconnected from the vessel and hovered down towards the landing platform connecting to the captainGÇÖs quarters. The capsule pod fluid drained, Rumtin grabbed towels an |
Rumtin
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Posted - 2011.10.24 07:32:00 -
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Cont'
Rumtin grabbed towels and took another shower to clean off the fluid. He walked out into the main room as he was looking over the systems asteroid belt contents and the ship diagnostic systems. He paid attention to his panel, as a shadow moved behind him in the dark. |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.24 10:24:00 -
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There once was a ugly duckiling
Its feathers all stubby and brown
lee boots loads and shoots
And mows that f*cking ugly duck down.....
Rumtins story seems to be getting very interesting : ) nice work there..
And i WILL be called a naughty boy............
You hear me i WILL!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Cerlin
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Posted - 2011.10.24 20:15:00 -
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Why join?
......because we will re-analyze your post-colonial orientalist orientations. 
And convert it to FUN and VICTORY.
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Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.24 23:09:00 -
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Well, now you all can see that not only are we awesome, have a sense of humor and enjoy ourselves but we also have many elegant wordsmiths in this corporation. Mostly, all one will hear in recruitment threads is one blanket statement and followed in subsequent posts with the over used word "Bump". I think there are only a few appropriate ways to use the word "Bump":
1. If "Bump" is used in a well written post to contextualize the reason for the post
2. If "Bump" is used in TS during a gate camp or other PvP excursions to order a fellow member to get an enemy off of the gate so we can kill them
3. If "Bump" is used in any tense to describe what one has done or is going to do in their spare time outside of Eve (usually used in but not limited to a sexual context).
Am I missing anything? Don't think so but open to suggestions from our corporation mates or YOU, yes you (the one reading this and thinking whether you should join us or not. How can you NOT WANT TO after the way Cerlin put it? Shortest post on here and straight to the point of our awesomeness.)
Well, my duck is getting cold. Even you can get some, if you come to the station while it lasts. Yes, it's true, Lee Boots does share. It might have been an ugly duckling but it makes a wonderful snack. |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.25 19:15:00 -
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Today i heard that people with green eyes cant see dogs
So i am making it my job in life to go round and explain to them all what the **** that barking noise is
This has to work better than when i tried to explain to the wife why talking to people in eve is NOT the same as talking to some one in a dark room who you cant see or touch,,
Which is like going to bed with you with the light off i said...
The good thing is that the sofa/couch which i now call bed is closer to the pc
Come on over to IMPTECH channel have a chat and maybe if you close your eyes you can pretend that you are touching me |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.26 11:40:00 -
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Life is about kicking arse not kissing it..
When you look up the leadership tree all you see are arseholes : )
The people higher up the tree just have further to fall then you..
All these are true statements..
But dont forget when you are at the top your sh*t only falls downwards.
Yarrrhhhh
Hans christian Anderson once said..
I love children,,
Fly safe..
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lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.27 09:42:00 -
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I was walking past a metal hospital the other day and heard all these people shouting 13 13 13 13 13.
Now as the wall was so highi couldnt peek over so i looked along the wall for a hole to look through,
Lucky me not 5 feet away was a hole , so i walked up to it looked through and some bastard poked me in the
eye with a stick
Now the people on the other side are shouting 14 14 14 14 14
So help this one eyed recruitment officer and join imptech before i walk past again and just have to look and lose my other eye : ( |
Prophet Avater
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Posted - 2011.10.28 09:12:00 -
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Why does Lee Boots wear a kilt?
Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. |
lee boots
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Posted - 2011.10.29 16:30:00 -
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HHmmmm do sheep run from me ?
Not when they have both back legs stuck in wellies : )
Daily bump for a great corp that is only getting bigger badder and better...... |
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Posted - 2011.10.30 14:34:00 -
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I honestly cant believe that some people are reading this thread all the way through ..
Well congratz to you guys that do..
They are the ones that are putting applications into corp and joining our great crusade...
Why dont you do the same thing and come a join IMPTECH channel have a chat,,
Now for some thing funny...
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Prophet Avater
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Posted - 2011.10.30 15:39:00 -
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From my many years of playing mmos across different platforms, IT has been up there with many of the best clans and factions especially in hospitality you won't find much greater, they accepted me with open arms and giving me time and attention to learn in the harsh environment of null sec.
If your bored in high sec, want to work in a dedicated group of players and have moments of glory and disaster for better and worse, I suggest you join IT, we have a great laugh especially on Team speak and of course in our corp chat and we're in a fantastic alliance, we're also close to high sec. |
Mazzerri Aurilen
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Posted - 2011.10.30 22:11:00 -
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In all my years of playing online games, how many corporations/guilds watch The Highlander on their systems projector system whle having wargames and finding ships to kill? Just our Corp!
What else happened in our corp today? Well if you're not part of it, you missed:
- Someone declaring that they are 'easy'
- Someone admitting they had spent all their isk on **** and lolly pops"
- Lastely someone gave the individual with all the "**** and lolly pops" an old decrepit space van to use anyway seen fit, but probably just to lure children adn space animals to the van.
See how much fun we have in just a day. And it's only the afternoon. Get a hold of Lee Boots or anyone else ASAP.
Beer time, cheers. |
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Posted - 2011.10.31 09:30:00 -
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once whilst shopping in DODI for ships and fitting a was reading local chat : P
One toon explained that his granmother had just passed away and that he was very sad.
This other toon sent his regrets and than carried on to ask him if he had salvaged her wreck
Now knowing this to be bad, wrong and just plain mean i tried to type in local chat the following
Dude thats just so uncool.
He lost his granmother and is upset so stop being a barstard..
But what came out mixed with tears of laughter was..
Dude that made me fall of my stool laughing...
And tbh to this day i still find this funny and ask people who are grieving the same question..
Did you salvage their wreck ?
So if you havnt been turned off by all the ramblings of fellow corp members and have really got this far then you just know what to do...
Oh and it was me that spent all his iskies on **** and lolly pops..
But im not easy :) |
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