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lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.07 10:45:00 - [1] - Quote Imperium Technologies was founded at the launch of Eve in 2003 and is full of rich history from our days in FIX and after. At the end of the previous year we had a major split within our corporation, many people moved on, others went on break for an extended period. And at the beginning of this year during rough times we merge with our closest allies. That time is now over. We're back with a full will to once again drive forward, and we are looking for the right people to do it with. We're not starting from ground zero, but we have serious holes in our ranks that we're looking to fill. There is room in our corporation for those who have a desire to become a significant asset, those who have a will to learn, and those who want to stretch their boundaries. We have an exceptional level of experience within Eve. Up until our point of hibernation, we had maintained a very stable membership, most people who join IT find that they stay there for the bulk of their time in Eve. For those who have moved on over the course of time, IT has left a mark upon them where they have always looked upon IT as a significant highpoint in their time playing this game. Our corporation has a specific plan and goals, and strong direction. We are in our rebuilding phase with IT vets returning everyday, and we want to tackle on new blood to our ranks. What are we looking for: Arrow Old and New players Arrow US/EU timezones Arrow Indy/PVP Pilots Arrow Looking for corps willing and wanting to merge with us. We've been around the block for 8 years, in that time we have provided a rich environment in which many members have reached the top of their chosen paths. If you have the potential, we will find it. -=We Do Not Come From Kings=- -=Kings Come From Us=- For additional info: Join our Public Channel : IMPTECH Forums : http://forum.imperiumtechnologies.org/ contacts: Silinary, Big Dane, Sasha D, Jarhead1801, EU contact: lee boots, Virkman,
Elaine Everspark Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.07 14:57:00 - [2] - Quote Some say that if you're allergic to peanutbutter Lee boots gets hard on.
Big Dane Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.07 17:12:00 - [3] - Quote Confirming Lee boots is actually The Stig.
Unz Vallen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.07 17:34:00 - [4] - Quote Eve needs to make a racing helmet STAT!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.07 19:01:00 - [5] - Quote Some say the water is warm because Lee Boots spiked it while confusing it with the punch...
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2011.10.07 22:52:00 - [6] - Quote just goes to show how much these guys love me See you too could come into IT and be abused.. Join IMPETCH have a chat see if you can handle the abuse
Elaine Everspark Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.08 09:28:00 - [7] - Quote Some say that, if you give Lee Boots a kiss she will turn into a frog
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2011.10.08 22:07:00 - [8] - Quote Today was a good day.. I woke up and was breathing : )) always a bonus when that happens.. Any ways gates are open. dont trip over each other trying to get into one of the oldest corps in eve : )
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2011.10.09 13:47:00 - [9] - Quote 4 new players joined our ranks over the last few days : ).. Personaly i would like to know where all the EU tz players are ? I listen to classical music whilst making love, I drink beer when playing EvE, Virkman IS my *****. Want to learn more about me and the others in corp ? Join IMPETCH channell have a chat i promise you wont regret it.........
Cerlin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2011.10.09 20:40:00 - [10] - Quote We are awesome. That is why. Also we are a fun group of people that will do interesting things in null sec and are willing to teach you about it, what is not to like? That and we have professional chef's on call.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2011.10.10 08:14:00 - [11] - Quote On sunny warm days i go commando taking my 7 year old son to school. I love sunny days so many yummy mummies. "Why are you looking at that woman"? asks my son "Because if you get the light just right you can see right through her skirt " i respond.. "Daddy"? "Yes son" "Unless you give me -ú10 im telling mummy you purve all my friends mums in the morning" "If i give you -ú10 son i want there names and numbers" Daily bump of course
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.10 19:52:00 - [12] - Quote This "yummy mummies" on sunny days re-enforces our premonition that Lee Boots is really The Stig. Some say he wears a visor because it enhances his x-ray vision and that he makes the sun shine in the UK. All we know is that he is called Lee Boots. So basically why wouldn't you want to join us? Our leader has X-Ray vision and brings sun to the UK!! Can yours do that? I didn't think so.
Elaine Everspark Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.10 22:36:00 - [13] - Quote There are two kinds of people in this world, people who divide people into two groups and people who dont. I dont want to say anything with this but I imagine it will put this post on top for a short while :)
Kimsemus Muppet Factory Northern Coalition. 2	Posted - 2011.10.11 02:14:00 - [14] - Quote Bump for the Stig.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.11 09:36:00 - [15] - Quote Today i thought to myself.. Why bump this thread ? Do we really want players that cant be arsed to look past page one ? Then i thought to myself, Why be like other corps who dont give a frak about others. I thought, I should be what I would want a director to be,,, A player who goes out of his way to help others, make there eve time easier, answer their questions, give advice, show them how to get what they want out of the game with out them wondering around in the dark not knowing which way to turn.. So if this is you ? if you need help ? if you need a home to call home with loving corp mates who will hug you when you are feeling down to smile when you do the right thing and pat you on the back and say "Well done that person, heres some cake : ) now go and get messy" Then join IMPTECH in game channel and let us talk to you, Let me ask you your sexual orientation, Let me ask you all about your girlfriend, your boy friend or your mum, sister, brother or dad, I have more than enough love to go round let me share my love with you,, Let me help wipe that cake of your face Also worth joining the channel just to hear Virkman's smooth silky danish voice, He could sell me my own children that man could, well sell them back is what i meant lol So enough of my ramblings come long and join the fun, Dont be shy give us a try.. I have to go now and make the sun shine
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.12 16:11:00 - [16] - Quote Ok twice now i have writen nice bumps for this thread with good comments and twice now they both have failed to post So lets try for a third time shall we.. If you are lonely and looking for a corp If you are a corp looking to merge with a bigger corp If you are a corp looking to join a alliance Then this could be the place for you Are you light hearted ? Are you a non EMO ? Do you hate rages ? THEN STOP HERE AND LOOK NO FURTHER.... We are working for each other in IT, We work with each other in IT, We love each other in IT THE NAME OF THE ALLIANCE IS IN NO WAY A REFLECTION ON OUR ACTIVITIES
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.13 09:35:00 - [17] - Quote Another new day in the corp.. Every Morning i log on to see a new appilcation in corp This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Yesterday was good, A laugh was had on TS as is the norm New members are starting to fit in nicely and starting to work together towards thier own personal goals and profit... So how many different ways can i say this ? If you are looking for a laid back corp where every body gets along and emo is @ a zero. Then this could be the place for you.... New or old players welcome. Corps are welcome. Even bring your dog or cat we dont mind : ) At the moment there is no sp limit we only want you to use TS and join in the fun. So run with us Play with us Join in the fun with us We are still looking for that new corp member that has a voice smoother then virkmans...
Kimsemus Muppet Factory Northern Coalition. 2	Posted - 2011.10.13 16:50:00 - [18] - Quote Another bump for an awesome corp!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 3	Posted - 2011.10.13 20:46:00 - [19] - Quote Bump for Mr. EU Bossy Pants!! (The nicknames keep on coming!! Join to find out more of Lee's names)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.14 09:04:00 - [20] - Quote OMG it did it again : ( why oh why does this thread hate me ? Is it because i write to much ? kk today we talk about choices. Making the right choice is not always easy, Some times the right choice seems to be the wrong one and the wrong one the right one I have made wrong choices before But IT has always been there for me with a helping hand, They have forgiven mistakes made with redicule and laughter but always they are forgiving, They show us that we learn from mistakes and from making the wrong choices Maybe not the first time or the second time but we get there So is closing this thread the right choice to make ? You dont know until you do it and go on reading other recruitment threads. Or is closing this thread the wrong choice ? Lets look at it this way.. We win either way If you close this thread and carry on reading the others you may find another corp and then join said corp.. Good for you, We are happy you have found a home.. But is it the right one for you ? only time will tell. We can wait... If you dont close this thread and decide that this could be the place for you you will find you will want to stay,, even if you go off at some point to try something different we know you will be back. As many of our members will contest to.. they go of try some thing new but almost always end up coming home.. So if this made any sense to you gratz If it didnt come on over to our recruitment channel IMPTECH and ask me what the hell im going on about and im sure we can make it all clear to you
VirkMaN Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2011.10.14 17:32:00 - [21] - Quote Yea, Lee was high on meditation class when writing this... lol
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.15 17:14:00 - [22] - Quote VirkMaN wrote: Yea, Lee was high on meditation class when writing this... lol Yep this is very true.. I was indeed high on medication class : ) We walked through a forest and left all our trouble's in a hollowed out branch. We then found a doorway in a tree that lead to a passage which in turn lead us to a stair case which lead us down down down to a cave with crystals : ) KK the truth is that by the time we had got to the forest i was asleep and was dreaming about making contracts in eve : )) If you too can dream about EvE,, a saturday bump
Sasha D Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.15 21:09:00 - [23] - Quote Bump for my beloved corp. ^_^
VirkMaN Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 2	Posted - 2011.10.15 21:13:00 - [24] - Quote Sasha D wrote: Bump for my beloved corp. ^_^ poor bump, no effort. Goats ate his imagination as he was trying to fornicate with them!
GymSlip Baby Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.15 21:34:00 - [25] - Quote Sasha D wrote: Bump for my beloved corp. ^_^ Well what can we say about this bump ? Poor, short, not well thought out.. God them Goats must be good... May be next time he will bump the thread before he starts on the goats
Sasha D Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.16 01:28:00 - [26] - Quote Glad I haven't lost the touch as to my ability to carry entertainment value for you ladies and gentlemen. As always, I aim to please.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.16 10:26:00 - [27] - Quote Well what can i say ? We have the stig in corp We have the silken voiced virkman We have mazz who cracks me up We have a multitude of others who each in there own way make this corp a great place to be Now,, now we have a unusual and strange creature raise its head form the depth's of IT corp.. where he has been lying in wait, watching us, listening to us, just waiting for the time to rise up and strike out at our fear of goat loving sheep herders..... Ladies and gentlemen i give you Sasha D... This man can talk for 4 mins with out taking a breath,,, His posts and threads are EvE renown for being the longest you have every seen,, I tell you even his TL;DR are enough to make your eyes bleed and when you look up from the screen at a blank wall you get to see the face of jesus!!!!! Amen to that my brother.. Im telling you the talent in this corp would put X-Factor to shame On a personal note,, My son has lost another tooth and now when i put a serial packet ontop of his head he looks strangly like Sponge Bob Square Pants So why miss out on all the fun,, come on over to IT where undocking is a option, but when on TS some times you forget to do it and just sit there for the ***** and giggles... o7
VirkMaN Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 2	Posted - 2011.10.16 16:28:00 - [28] - Quote Moar bacon chips!
armymp327 Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.16 16:30:00 - [29] - Quote whats better than being in a corp with a bunch of people who like to drink beer as much has you do? i mean come on now!
Big Dane Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2011.10.16 23:01:00 - [30] - Quote Recruitment thread bump? NOPE CHUCK TESTA.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.17 08:22:00 - [31] - Quote Last night i lost a slep to a domi Was a good fight. My loss is a shame but hey i just went and bought a new one Come along and join in the fun,, Lets kill stuff together be in ships or roids... From what i hear every time some one talks about the sound of music Virkman gets all nostalgic and starts to cry So if you want great times and a great corp to hang about in plus the benefit of making a grown man cry when you feel evil then IT could be the place for you
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.18 11:47:00 - [32] - Quote Virkman has a new handle,, he is now know as Frazzels This may have something to do with the fact that every time he has spoken on ts over the last 3 days all you can hear is.... crunch crunch mumble crunch mumble. He has found a shop that are doing bacon flav crisps ( chips for you americans out there ) at a reduced rate.. so always being the type of person that looks out for a good deal he bought himself LOTS of these crisps and is now living on them So we are looking for a new silky voiced dane to replace our old one who has gone over to the junk food way of life Me i shall carry on smoking my pipe wearing my smoking jacket drinking my tea and bumping this thread all whilst enjoying my EvE time with the threat of whats sounds like the cockie monster coming on ts and mumbling about something or other that no one understands any more This bump is in honour of Virkman.. We knew him well and enjoyed his sick funny side.. No longer to be understood by all his fellow members.. Never forgotten and sadly missed.. We look forward to the day when that danish voice calls on TS Clear and sweet and makes us all wet again... Long live the Virkman o7 Hail !! Hail !! Hail !!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2011.10.18 19:01:00 - [33] - Quote Hail Virkman!! In his memory and fighting through the tears, I decided to honor our memory of Virkmam with this little bit I wrote (Oh wait the tears are just from cutting fresh onions for my Hamburger for lunch...But I digress...) Once a smooth and sultry dane The crisps are now to blame Eve's Universe will never be the same Virkman's memory shall remain Forever in our hearts and minds Or until we find another smooth dane To fill the hole Virkman's change has made. So you see, we need YOU!! You know who you are. Those of you who posses a smooth voice with a danish or other Scandinavian inflection. Specific recruitment? Possibly. Discriminatory? Not at all. We just miss our dane. So apply today or miss your ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to fill the hole in left in our TS and Corporation. But let me mention that this is a LIMITED time offer and space is limited. It is ONLY a matter of time before the local stores run out of bacon crisps or Elaine smacks the living expletive out of Virkman and gets him back to his old ways of massaging our eardrums with his microscopic hands riding on the sound waves of his voice. So take advantage of this opportunity today and don't delay!!! Or it may be to late!! This has been your local recruitment thread isn't on the 1st or 2nd page (actually 4th page at last check) bump.
VirkMaN Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 2	Posted - 2011.10.18 22:08:00 - [34] - Quote crunch crunch crunch..... Out of bacon crisps now but still plenty of room in IT. I will serenade you with my silky voice. Let my essence glide into you
Enigmatic Lunatic Knights of the Blackened Denarius 0	Posted - 2011.10.19 03:06:00 - [35] - Quote http://eveboard.com/pilot/Enigmatic_Lunatic 46 mil sp looking for a new home.. contact me if your interested.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 5	Posted - 2011.10.19 10:25:00 - [36] - Quote No more crunch crunch : ) Virkman is back a return to his his silky voice, But we are sure this is not by choice, Of bacon chips he has ran low, He has now returned to the recruitment show, So if on TS you feel your wits start to melt, Its that danish voice as smooth a felt, His voice is a hug that you do not want to stop, Of this we are thankful to the poor supplied shop, But its sure not to last as they do restock fast, And when they do we are back to hallf mast, Bacon chips the bane of our beloved frazzels, His voice like the sun in summer that dazzels, So if you are sure that this could be home. Come settle under our nice secure dome, Well look after you, feed you and much much more, But of one thing you can be sure, Virk is and alway will be, Our friend our lover and oh so much more,,, KK enough of this crap.. a daily bump for a corp that is great...
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 6	Posted - 2011.10.19 17:03:00 - [37] - Quote Agreed! Whatt did we start?!?! Thanks for ending it boss. This is just a bump for our awesomeness! 0.0 killing and big money making with a group of people who actually have fun doing it! No more reason needed to join us! P.S. If you have made it this far and haven't noticed, we openly make fun of eachother on a regular basis! It's not a basis for recruitment but make sure to bring a witty sense of humor with you.
Rumtin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.19 18:33:00 - [38] - Quote The alarm clock rang in the dark room of the captains quarters, the lighting above the bunk had dimly lit; there was no movement from him as he laid there on the bunk for several minutes. The alarm rang and rang, finally tiered and fed up with the annoying sound he rolled over and pressed his hand against the alarm clock, trying to shut it off in the dim light that caused him to squint. A femaleGÇÖs voice came from the darkness of the room, GÇ£Time to wake up Rumtin.GÇ¥ It was Aura, her image appeared on the counter top from the holographic image projector. GÇ£You have a scheduled meeting today with Enitouvo Erkonoi, the security divisionGÇÖs agent from the Chief Executive Panel Bureau.GÇ¥ Sitting upright he shifted towards the edge of the bunk, GÇ£I know Aura, I know.GÇ¥ The light in the captainGÇÖs quarters began to illuminate the rest of the room slowly as the information screen across the room began to power up and display the comings and goings of the New Eden universe. He stood up, stretched his arms and yawned; he walked over to the two panels at the foot of the bunk, his Bio readout showed his clone was in good health, his molecular structure was intact. He sighed as his quietly said in a cocky tone GÇ£No infectious viruses today.GÇ¥ He walked over to the mirror on his left, pressed on the upper left panel of the mirror as a click noise sounded, opening the mirror outward revealing the hidden closet of hanging clothes with his boots at the bottom. He grabbed his usual attire, the mirror closed as he pulled his shirt over his head and down his defined torso. After he finished getting dressed the last buckle on his boot clicked into place, there was a ring on the comGÇÖs channel. It was Enitouvo Erkonoi, GÇ£Rumtin.GÇ¥ He said in a rough chiseled voice. GÇ£IGÇÖm calling you to let you know I need to reschedule our meeting to an earlier time, is it possible if you can come to my office in the next hour to discuss the mission proposal? The Panel has giving me another work load and I canGÇÖt afford to put it off.GÇ¥ Rumtin looked at the agent finder holographic window as he sat down on the couch in front of the desk. GÇ£That shouldnGÇÖt be a problem Enitouvo, as you know IGÇÖm currently docked in the station. IGÇÖll come by your office as soon as I can.GÇ¥ Rumtin answered in an up cheery voice. GÇ£Thanks again Rumtin, IGÇÖll be looking forward to explaining this fiasco to you.GÇ¥ Enitouvo said with a smirk on his face. The agent finder panel faded back to its defaulted screen. Rumtin leaned back against the couch with one hand over his forehead, he exhausted with a sound of tension. GÇ£Is everything ok Rumtin?GÇ¥ AuraGÇÖs voice came from the agent finderGÇÖs panelGÇÖs speakers. Her image appeared on the screen with a somewhat concerned look. Images of the last missions Enitouvo sent him on came flashing in his mind, all the shots being fired from the Guristas Pirates ships as he fought hard to prevent a defecting high ranking member of the Chief Executive Panel Bureau from escaping. He looked at the holographic panel displaying AuraGÇÖs face, GÇ£Yes, everything is fine Aura.GÇ¥ He stood up from the couch and made his way towards the captains quarters exit into the station, he looked at Aura on the agent finder panel GÇ£When IGÇÖm done with Enitouvo, letGÇÖs go over the blue prints schematics again and see how we can improve designs.GÇ¥ GÇ£IGÇÖll have the uploads ready and waiting for you when you return.GÇ¥ She answered with a smile on her image.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 7	Posted - 2011.10.20 15:28:00 - [39] - Quote Today we were talking about the prostraight gland.. Can guess how that conversation eneded up..? If you can then this could be the right place for you : ) If you cant then this could be the place for your enlightenment,,,,, A old friend i havnt heard from for over 2 years contacted me by mail yesterday and after a short conversation he is now becoming a member of corp : )))))
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 6	Posted - 2011.10.20 17:58:00 - [40] - Quote See, even a conversation about the prostraight gland can entice old and new friends to join IT. What will we talk about next? Find out with us. Here's to Life, Love and Loot
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 7	Posted - 2011.10.21 12:44:00 - [41] - Quote Dumb Retards After More Attention So glad we have none of this in our corp Daily bump : )
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 7	Posted - 2011.10.22 11:08:00 - [42] - Quote Had a roam last night : ) only 4 of us but we got 2 drake kills : ) could have been better but looked like no one wanted to play with us : (( Daily bump o7
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 7	Posted - 2011.10.23 10:32:00 - [43] - Quote They say that when some body loves you they dont need to say it because it shows in what they do So virkman please stop sending me flowers and chocolates duder Afew more have swung our way Come on guys if you have read this far then you deserve to be in this great corp....
warriorsblade 1	Posted - 2011.10.23 21:58:00 - [44] - Quote Lee Boots has the voice of an angel......AN ANGEL!!!!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 6	Posted - 2011.10.23 23:01:00 - [45] - Quote So recently Lee Boots was in the process of recruiting people/corporatioins AND a real lady didn't want to call him a "Naught Boy" on command. She was playing hard to get! Quite frusterating for most men. But where most lesser men would have given up or played nice in the attempt to get on her good graces, that is not our fearless leader Lee! He just turned to her and said "I'm the Drone master *****. Now look at my Dam and winky" (In an English accent of course). Needless to say she caved in and couldn't resist him. She wouldn't stop calling him a "Naught Boy" ever since. At first it was entertaining but now it is just getting annoying. But the moral of the story is our leader Lee is able to get what he wants. Which is what makes him a great leader. Come join us and watch Lee Boots command the recapture of the British Empire again but this time in Space. Apply now or become an enslaved colony. Cheers
Rumtin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.24 07:25:00 - [46] - Quote His mind traveled through a vortex of light, as if he was in warp drive, but not in his ship. His eyes open, the Bio Clone Fluid surrounded him, as the fluid drained the container, he began to breath. The container door slid open; the medical staff of the station helped him out of the clone container. He coughed to clear his lungs of the Bio Clone Fluid. Jump cloning was never a fun experience, such out of body experiences were such a strain on the mind that preforming the action to many times caused comas and deaths, which is why CONCORD had issued the law of a 24 hour wait duration for each jump for clones. With towels the medical staff wiped most of the bio clone fluid off him; he walked over to the shower stalls in the next room to clean himself off completely. GÇ£I have your mining barge ready for takeoff, Rumtin.GÇ¥ AuraGÇÖs voice came over the com channel. GÇ£Ok.GÇ¥ Rumtin replied. The door to the shower room opened, one of the nurses of the station came through with the clothes Rumtin wore. She set the clothes on the counter next to the sink. She grabbed a hand towel as she turned to walk out the room. Rumtin walked out of the shower, dripping wet, he grabbed a towel and started drying himself. The nurse looked at him unexpectedly, but curious as to what was so special about Capsuleers. Rumtin put his pants on, as he noticed the nurses staring. His eyes rolled towards her as she finally noticed him looking back, the expression on his face showed a nearly insulted look. Rumtin asked the nurse, GÇ£Is there something you need?GÇ¥ the question went unanswered; the nurseGÇÖs voice seemed to vanish as she was at a loss to speak. GÇ£What is your name?GÇ¥ Rumtin asked. His demeanor was confident, cold, and serious. GÇ£Va.. Vanessa..GÇ¥ the nurse replied hesitantly. GÇ£Vanessa, IGÇÖve heard that name before, youGÇÖre the nurse who wants to become a Capsuleer. I heard about you from the Science and Industry Department. HmmGÇªGÇ¥ Rumtin said as he advanced towards the nurse. His chest muscles tight peering through his undershirt, he walked without hesitation. The nurse clenched the hand towel as she gave ground to the advances of the Capsuleer. Nervously she tilted her head downward as her eyes bounced back and forth between RumtinGÇÖs feet and the floor, her back hit the wall as the Capsuleer advanced into her personal space. The nurse trembled with an overwhelming combination feeling of fear, nervousness. The shower room was filled with silence as the CapsuleerGÇÖs eyes peered down at her, as if he was looking right through her, reading her hesitation and emotions like a book. GÇ£GÇª. YouGÇÖll never make it.GÇ¥ The words hit her like a bullet in the back; the words were said so cold and callous, her eyes widened as the bottom filled with tears. Rumtin tossed his vest over his left shoulder as he walked out of the shower room. The nurse dropped to the floor as she tried to hold back the tears and sobs.
Rumtin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.24 07:26:00 - [47] - Quote Cont' Rumtin entered the hanger where the mining barge was held. The barge was powered up and ready to go, AuraGÇÖs voice came over the com, GÇ£Ships power systems are already.GÇ¥ Rumtin had a image of the ship on his Nerocam palm pilot, reading the ships diagnostics. GÇ£Check the connection on that Survey Scanner; it might need to be re-calibrated.GÇ¥ Rumtin ordered. GÇ£Would you like me to have the technicians investigate it before departure?GÇ¥ Aura asked. GÇ£No, theyGÇÖre too standard; they easily over look things that could lead to potential malfunctions later. IGÇÖll have to take a look at it later after I get to my destination.GÇ¥ He answered casually. Rumtin walked to his Capsule as he started to undress to his underwear, he placed his clothes in a small side slot next to the capsules pilot seat. He grabbed the connecting cable and attached it to the small plug in ports at the base of his skull on the back of his neck as he entered the Capsule. There was a slight jolt through his body as the power to the Capsule turned online. The Capsule Bio Fluid began to flood the capsule as the three doors began to close. The capsule lifted to the large mining barge ship as it entered in the ship and locked into place. The power to the ship turned on as the capsule connected to the ship and synchronized. The long 404 meter long vessel turned and approached the exit to the station. The vessel cleared the station with no problems, as Rumtin opened the link to the Alliance com channel, the com channel was full of chatter about several different things. He broadcasted GÇ£This is Rumtin, requesting a scout to the MJI3-8 solar system please.GÇ¥ There was a slight pause in the alliance com channel as he waited. A young girl with platinum white hair, perfectly cut and shaped, with smooth silky skin with dark colored lip stick surrounding a cute sharp smile answered RumtinGÇÖs request. GÇ£Hi Rumtin.GÇ¥ She said with a slight smile, confident and cool. GÇ£Hi Frolyn.GÇ¥ Rumtin answered with a slight blush. GÇ£I heard you needed a scout?GÇ¥ she said with an enthusiastic voice. GÇ£Yeah, thatGÇÖs correct; would you be able to help me with that?GÇ¥ Rumtin asked. GÇ£I sure can.GÇ¥ She answered excitedly. Her ship turned as if it was a sword being swung to chop an opponent in half, and initated warp drive towards the star gate, she jumped through as soon as she dropped out of warp drive. Rumtin followed in his mining barge, over the alliance com Rumtin heard GÇ£SystemGÇÖs all clear.GÇ¥ Frolyn called out. The escort scouting went with no hassel, as they finally reached MJI3-8 with no incidents. FrolynGÇÖs voice came over the comGÇÖs channel again. GÇ£All clear Rumtin, have fun out here.GÇ¥ She said with a smile as she warped off to travel back to J-Gamp. Rumtin warped to the local station, Aura going through the usual protocols for docking procedures. The factory station was loud as ever with announcements and chatter. As the mining barge docked, the capsule disconnected from the vessel and hovered down towards the landing platform connecting to the captainGÇÖs quarters. The capsule pod fluid drained, Rumtin grabbed towels an
Rumtin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.24 07:32:00 - [48] - Quote Cont' Rumtin grabbed towels and took another shower to clean off the fluid. He walked out into the main room as he was looking over the systems asteroid belt contents and the ship diagnostic systems. He paid attention to his panel, as a shadow moved behind him in the dark.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 7	Posted - 2011.10.24 10:24:00 - [49] - Quote There once was a ugly duckiling Its feathers all stubby and brown lee boots loads and shoots And mows that f*cking ugly duck down..... Rumtins story seems to be getting very interesting : ) nice work there.. And i WILL be called a naughty boy............ You hear me i WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cerlin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2011.10.24 20:15:00 - [50] - Quote Why join? ......because we will re-analyze your post-colonial orientalist orientations. And convert it to FUN and VICTORY.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 7	Posted - 2011.10.24 23:09:00 - [51] - Quote Well, now you all can see that not only are we awesome, have a sense of humor and enjoy ourselves but we also have many elegant wordsmiths in this corporation. Mostly, all one will hear in recruitment threads is one blanket statement and followed in subsequent posts with the over used word "Bump". I think there are only a few appropriate ways to use the word "Bump": 1. If "Bump" is used in a well written post to contextualize the reason for the post 2. If "Bump" is used in TS during a gate camp or other PvP excursions to order a fellow member to get an enemy off of the gate so we can kill them 3. If "Bump" is used in any tense to describe what one has done or is going to do in their spare time outside of Eve (usually used in but not limited to a sexual context). Am I missing anything? Don't think so but open to suggestions from our corporation mates or YOU, yes you (the one reading this and thinking whether you should join us or not. How can you NOT WANT TO after the way Cerlin put it? Shortest post on here and straight to the point of our awesomeness.) Well, my duck is getting cold. Even you can get some, if you come to the station while it lasts. Yes, it's true, Lee Boots does share. It might have been an ugly duckling but it makes a wonderful snack.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.25 19:15:00 - [52] - Quote Today i heard that people with green eyes cant see dogs So i am making it my job in life to go round and explain to them all what the **** that barking noise is This has to work better than when i tried to explain to the wife why talking to people in eve is NOT the same as talking to some one in a dark room who you cant see or touch,, Which is like going to bed with you with the light off i said... The good thing is that the sofa/couch which i now call bed is closer to the pc Come on over to IMPTECH channel have a chat and maybe if you close your eyes you can pretend that you are touching me
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.26 11:40:00 - [53] - Quote Life is about kicking arse not kissing it.. When you look up the leadership tree all you see are arseholes : ) The people higher up the tree just have further to fall then you.. All these are true statements.. But dont forget when you are at the top your sh*t only falls downwards. Yarrrhhhh Hans christian Anderson once said.. I love children,, Fly safe..
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.27 09:42:00 - [54] - Quote I was walking past a metal hospital the other day and heard all these people shouting 13 13 13 13 13. Now as the wall was so highi couldnt peek over so i looked along the wall for a hole to look through, Lucky me not 5 feet away was a hole , so i walked up to it looked through and some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick Now the people on the other side are shouting 14 14 14 14 14 So help this one eyed recruitment officer and join imptech before i walk past again and just have to look and lose my other eye : (
Prophet Avater Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.28 09:12:00 - [55] - Quote Why does Lee Boots wear a kilt? Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.29 16:30:00 - [56] - Quote HHmmmm do sheep run from me ? Not when they have both back legs stuck in wellies : ) Daily bump for a great corp that is only getting bigger badder and better......
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.30 14:34:00 - [57] - Quote I honestly cant believe that some people are reading this thread all the way through .. Well congratz to you guys that do.. They are the ones that are putting applications into corp and joining our great crusade... Why dont you do the same thing and come a join IMPTECH channel have a chat,, Now for some thing funny... ...............................
Prophet Avater Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.30 15:39:00 - [58] - Quote From my many years of playing mmos across different platforms, IT has been up there with many of the best clans and factions especially in hospitality you won't find much greater, they accepted me with open arms and giving me time and attention to learn in the harsh environment of null sec. If your bored in high sec, want to work in a dedicated group of players and have moments of glory and disaster for better and worse, I suggest you join IT, we have a great laugh especially on Team speak and of course in our corp chat and we're in a fantastic alliance, we're also close to high sec.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.30 22:11:00 - [59] - Quote In all my years of playing online games, how many corporations/guilds watch The Highlander on their systems projector system whle having wargames and finding ships to kill? Just our Corp! What else happened in our corp today? Well if you're not part of it, you missed: - Someone declaring that they are 'easy' - Someone admitting they had spent all their isk on ** and lolly pops" - Lastely someone gave the individual with all the "** and lolly pops" an old decrepit space van to use anyway seen fit, but probably just to lure children adn space animals to the van. See how much fun we have in just a day. And it's only the afternoon. Get a hold of Lee Boots or anyone else ASAP. Beer time, cheers.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.31 09:30:00 - [60] - Quote once whilst shopping in DODI for ships and fitting a was reading local chat : P One toon explained that his granmother had just passed away and that he was very sad. This other toon sent his regrets and than carried on to ask him if he had salvaged her wreck Now knowing this to be bad, wrong and just plain mean i tried to type in local chat the following Dude thats just so uncool. He lost his granmother and is upset so stop being a barstard.. But what came out mixed with tears of laughter was.. Dude that made me fall of my stool laughing... And tbh to this day i still find this funny and ask people who are grieving the same question.. Did you salvage their wreck ? So if you havnt been turned off by all the ramblings of fellow corp members and have really got this far then you just know what to do... Oh and it was me that spent all his iskies on **** and lolly pops.. But im not easy :)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.31 09:31:00 - [61] - Quote whoops double bubble post
Senjo Ling Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.10.31 13:51:00 - [62] - Quote Only in Imperium Technologies have I ever willingly faceplanted a hurricane into a known gate camp in order to give a Corp Kate on a more valuables up as a distraction. It helps he's like an uncle to me....the one that comes into your room at night and Ames you play with his firehose...... -Senjo
VirkMaN Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 3	Posted - 2011.10.31 15:07:00 - [63] - Quote As the Duke of Danishland I hereby declare this thread bumped! New guys seem to be settling in well, there is still room if you're looking for that one corp that embodies all that is good and fun about eve
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.10.31 21:54:00 - [64] - Quote We're going trick-or-treating tonight in full costumes. Come watch grown men and women (because we don't really have any youngsters) make a fol of themselves and get candy or make those ****heads pay for it with a nice trick! Even the Duke of Danishland will be in a costume, how often do you see that? Only way to come is to joing us. So come have a talk with us and you will like what you see, most likely because it will offend you or someone else.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.01 09:21:00 - [65] - Quote I went trick or treating last night.. HOW MANY SCHOOL GIRLS WHERE OUT LAST NIGHT : p All in little skirts and looking like they had been raped My sons scream mask slipped down his face and he walked into a lamp post : P I got attacked by a butch of 15 yr old girls dressed as girl scouts.. hhm that was nice : ) Wants to buy some cookies they asked me.. I pefer cakes i said.. Hallowen is the only night of the year when you can get away with Hello and would you like a sweety litle girl Wrong so wrong.....
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.04 17:59:00 - [66] - Quote I have been playing rather then recruiting the last few days so this thread has dropped pretty far : ( What can i say that hasnt already been said and what wont get me a ban ? Daily bump back to the front page....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.04 22:44:00 - [67] - Quote Remember the last time you accidentally shat your trousers ? I'm talking about the last time you had a sneaker turd in your trousers like when you jumped through that jump gate and found a huge gate camp with a bubble orgy waiting for you, or when you had too much caffeine or alcohol and tried to fart but got more than you might have bargained for, or you were doing a site/mission in high sec or low sec and got jumped by kamikaze pilots, or the last time you were training for a marathon or half marathon. It's all happened to us, nothing you can do about it but it is what you do going forward which counts. Why do I even bring this topic up? Because we train you to harness your fear and transpose it upon others so this will not happen to you again. How is this? We live in null sec, therefore you need to immediately learn how to pucker up and grow up at the same time. Instead of having to suffer through this feeling again, just image doing it to others! It is so much fun to watch neutrals and enemies squirm and contort when they shat their trousers. Totally worth it all. That is why you need to join IT and come enjoy our company and others suffering. P.S. I recently caught Lee Boots and Virkman having a sword fight on top of our regional jump gate. All they brought with them were their space suits with anti-gravity gyro's and a rapier. There was no ship, no pod, no safety harnesses, nothing!! Just a good, old fashion sword fight just for the fun of it. And all of this while their were two fleets battling above them just on the principle of staying true to their dueling time they had agreed upon. And don't get caught up on the question of where they found rapiers in space. Not only is it a mere tertiary issue but also a trade secret. The REAL point here is that they have fully harnessed their man ball nuts over their many null sec adventures and minuscule things to them such as this would flatten the soul of most men and women. You don't know if you can be like them? I don't know if you can be, but you'll never know if you don't join us and try! Hell, Lee, Virk, Dane, Kat, Sasha, et al have forgotten more then most men and women could learn in a lifetime. Maybe they'll let you hold their trash bin of knowledge, which even it would explode most untrained human brains. Learn to nut up! Learn to make others shat their trousers! Learn it in IT!!
Zoltar Speaks Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.11.05 16:24:00 - [68] - Quote Cannot say enough good things about this corporation. They took me in and taught me everything I know. They helped out with planetary interaction so I didn't have to run missions anymore. Small group PvP and experienced pilots.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.05 22:13:00 - [69] - Quote I have a penny in my pocket.... Let's roll it down a Mexican street.... Look at them run for it.... I think I just fixed the Immigration problem in the United States! On a different note, BUMP. ANd Join us, we fix national problems.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.06 13:38:00 - [70] - Quote oh dear Came down stairs this morning and the wifes rainbow crab is dead .... The good news is we have seafood salad for lunch.. No really its dead.. Thinking of painting a happy face on it and see if the wife notices IF YOU TOO CAN BE THIS CRUEL THEN IT IS THE PLACE FOR YOU Actual its true it did die.... And no we are not going to eat it... Im going to feed it to the dog : )
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.07 09:42:00 - [71] - Quote A new day, A great weekend, Was i drunk on friday night ? yeah maybe just a bit lol Was i drunk on saturday night ? yeah maybe as much as friday night : ) What happened this weekend in corp and alliance ? I dont know i cant remember f*ck all as i was drunk
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.08 13:24:00 - [72] - Quote has anybody tried to draw a face on a dead crab ? I tried But i dropped it It cracked open and the smell was awful The moral of this story is... Dont try to kid a kidder as you will be found out... Dont try to draw on dead pets as it is sticky work and its totaly not worth the end result
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.08 21:53:00 - [73] - Quote Do you think you might be the next Picasso of crab drawing? Lee Boots thought he might be. Turns out he needs some more practice at this art form. Don't worry though folks, he picks up new skills fast and that is due to two factors: 1. He is a Brit and it runs in their blood. because they had to learn new skills fast to run an Empire as expansive as they did from a tiny little island 2. He is a member of IT and that means he is smart and what he doesn't know, someone in corp does and willing to train. So join IT either if you want to be awesome like Lee or take him on in crab painting. He is awaiting the challenge.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.08 23:45:00 - [74] - Quote Studies show that drinking only tempers our stigma's (social, personal, etc) and that we always know what we are doing and the possible consequences associated with said actions. Simply put, we know what we are going to do and less afraid of the outcome. This goes counter to the old way of thinking that drinking alcohol made one dumber and makes one unaware of what they were doing. So how does this translate to Eve? Simply put, we at IT enjoy having fun while playing Eve (it is a game after all), we like to take risks (one reason why we choose to live in Null Sec), and we like to mess around with people. Now being a global corporation with mostly adults playing, there seems to be 5 oGÇÖclock somewhere all the time. This just enhances the fun we have and adds to the enjoyment we get out of the game and living in Null Sec, especially because it can be a very stressful experience if you let it get to you. Want to know what we experience on a daily basis? Give us a try and see how much fun we have and the possibilities for endless fun when you throw stigmas into the wind every now and again. Disclaimer: We are awesome sober or after a few drinks. One must be prepared to deal with this on an ongoing basis. You were warned. Now join us if you can handle it.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.09 12:50:00 - [75] - Quote I have some one coming around to view my house tomorrow Today is the lets clean the house to make it look nice day Have you every wondered how your house looks clean and tidy until you really start to clean up Now every thing i look at looks filthy dirty and i have only done the front room and kitchen 2 hours in and 9 more rooms to go : ( Any way a bump for the greatest corp around... And im not just saying that im living IT.. hehehe see what i did there ? did ya ? huh ?
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.09 21:45:00 - [76] - Quote This is what we call dedication, Lee Boots is actually trying to take moving into Null Sec more seriously than anyone before him and move his RL to Null Sec. Maybe he watched the DUST 514 trailer again and thought "WOW, wouldn't that be a great place to move my family"!! We dare not tell him that this is just a game because it might just shatter his heart, so we'll leave that to his family to explain "Daddy, we can't fit into your computer screen". But do your Officers have this type of dedication? I don't think so!! Will you're Officers try to turn Eve Online into the next virtual world like in Tron? Nope!! But ours are working on. So join us before it is to late and you are controlled by our reality. Pick a side of destiny. Pick IT and it will change your virtual and real world life.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.10 14:33:00 - [77] - Quote We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe.. All got sorted then : ) See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : )) Dont hold a grudge against some one Its like letting them live in your head rent free And no body lives in my head rent free not even me.. We all have to pay the piper in the end Are you going topay him in gold or copper ? Me i will settle with iskies Mmwwwaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cerlin Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 2	Posted - 2011.11.11 18:58:00 - [78] - Quote lee boots wrote: We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe.. All got sorted then : ) See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : )) "But Lee? What if people like drama?" You may Ask. And the answer will be! "Fly into our space as a neutral and I'll show you"
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.11 22:57:00 - [79] - Quote Cerlin wrote: lee boots wrote: We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe.. All got sorted then : ) See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : )) "But Lee? What if people like drama?" You may Ask. And the answer will be! "Fly into our space as a neutral and I'll show you" Speaking of showing them how much we like drama, we should put a holographic billboard up in our Null Sec space which projects all of our links we post within IT and Alliance right at the entrance at all our Jump Gates!! Talk about recruitment, that would the best "weeding" tool for new recruits. Oh wait, we might already have that!! Because we are special!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.13 11:44:00 - [80] - Quote Some nice PvP had last night : ) Made new friends : ) Popped lots of neuts together : ) Oh what a wonderful weekend :)
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.13 23:39:00 - [81] - Quote lee boots wrote: Some nice PvP had last night : ) Made new friends : ) Popped lots of neuts together : ) Oh what a wonderful weekend :) It was a wonderful weekend. We even got to see people act stupid. Also we helped save ships. It was worth it. We benevolent being which we are. Come to IMPTECH and talk to us. You'll never leave.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.14 09:20:00 - [82] - Quote Oh yes you WILL never leave :) Alliance leadership meeting was held this weekend and we have lots of new things plained for the future :) So do you really want to miss out on a exciting time ? So do you want to miss out on a great place tohang ? Join IMPTECH channel lets talk :)
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.14 18:26:00 - [83] - Quote If you want to join IT, here is a little Null Sec tip (because that is where we live): Don't run complexes or sites AFK and always stay on Comms. It is Null Sec and things happen fast. Also Null Sec quiz: When there is a humongous spike of neutrals or reds in Local, do you: A. Keep Fighting your rats or site and hope they don't find you B. Jump to a POS immediately which you happen to be aligned to already C. Jump to the station immediately which you happen to be aligned to already D. Pull an Ostrich and put your head in the sand because like Ostriches and 2yr olds, if you can't see them than they can't see you. E. Jump to a stargate to get out F. Assume Concord will protect you if you get attacked so the spike in Local is not a problem Do you know the answer? It is a simple Null Sec question but an important one. Join IMPTECH channel and talk to us if you know the answer or want to learn more about a life on the edge! Because let's be honest, if you aren't living life in a GAME on the edge, you aren't really enjoying it.
Elderon The Scope Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2011.11.15 06:51:00 - [84] - Quote (B) would be the logical choice since you should have a PvP fit ship to change into at the pos. (C) May result in you getting ganked at the station due to warp bubbles or camped in If your already there.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.15 09:06:00 - [85] - Quote Elderon wrote: (B) would be the logical choice since you should have a PvP fit ship to change into at the pos. (C) May result in you getting ganked at the station due to warp bubbles or camped in If your already there. Very good :) You have scored 100% Join our channel and teach us oh wise one :)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.16 09:17:00 - [86] - Quote Spoke with some one toda who had actualy read the whole thread all the way through : P Needless to say he is putting a appint today to join corp. Seems like we are getting the right people intrested in joining us : ) Over 30 people joined and only 1 has left since... I afraid the american;s are alittle afraid of us eu tz as we seem t be talking over LOL,,,, o7
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.16 19:15:00 - [87] - Quote Are you a big man? Huh... I'm talking to you!!! Do you wake up in the morning and say "I'm gonna put on my 'Big Boy Pants'! Look I'm wearing a belt! I got 'Big Boy Pants' on!" Do you have your 'Big Boy Pants' and a snack? Well do you?!? I sure hope you do because you'll need them living in Null Sec with us. So ask yourself, like many of our new recruits have done already, do you have what it takes to wear the 'Big Boy Pants'?? If so, come to IMPTECH and chat with us. Here is a good example of what happens when you've made the move to Null Sec. It's contagious. P.S. We are the Tuna and invaders are the Lions.... Just watch it and you'll see because we now have a taste for Lion!! Tuna vs. Lion video
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.17 21:07:00 - [88] - Quote OMG I never wanted to be a tuna so much in my life, Breathing apparatus made from kelp Tuna's with ******* Autocannons is what we are
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.18 19:05:00 - [89] - Quote lee boots wrote: OMG I never wanted to be a tuna so much in my life, Breathing apparatus made from kelp Tuna's with ***** Autocannons is what we are A Tuna with a kelp mustache (aka our breathing apparatus) with ******* Autocannons..... Sounds like we have some petitioning to do to CCP!! Or we just create a fleet of 800lb Tuna and name them all a Tuna name!! BOOM!! That is right, see all the amazing things we come up with on the fly. That is just how great we are. IMPTECH channel..... NOW!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.19 13:05:00 - [90] - Quote Today i dont feel like doing anything,, nothing at all.. I may beat up my kids for kicks. I may try to scare them out of their wits, I may tie the dog to there feet. Then run of with a steak and shout here girl come and get it : ) Then again i may just do nothing at all.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.19 21:33:00 - [91] - Quote lee boots wrote: Today i dont feel like doing anything,, nothing at all.. I may beat up my kids for kicks. I may try to scare them out of their wits, I may tie the dog to there feet. Then run of with a steak and shout here girl come and get it : ) Then again i may just do nothing at all. [Hugs Lee] It'll be okay Lee, you will be able to play with nice stuff again soon... [Pimp Slaps the sh*t out of Lee] Snap out of it!! That is how we help each other out of slumps. Tough love (which is one of Lee's favorite type)!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.20 11:01:00 - [92] - Quote <<< starts to feel strangly aroused......
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.21 15:50:00 - [93] - Quote lee boots has had all his shinny stuff taken away from him Why and who would do this you ask ? Corp members have done it and its all for my own good.. I seem to have a knack for lossing expensive ships and stuff due to no fault of my own Honestly its not my fault, it just kinda happens, the eve gods are out t get me atm.. Oh and for once im going to talk about recruitment. Its going awesomely... in fact i may even take a week or 2 off from it as we have had some fantastic guys join corp and doing well.. we have turned a few away as personaly i didnt think they would fit in with us but those that do get through the door fit in well and find a helpful home with great guys willing to help each other and they are joining in the fun : ) \o/ IT....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.21 20:06:00 - [94] - Quote His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards Some say he found the fountain of youth but didn't drink because he was not thirsty If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him Sharks have a week dedicated to him He speak French in Russian He has never filled up on chips He is Lee Boots and he is the most interesting man in Eve. [Update on Lee's nice things: After further review, Lee has been granted access to his nice things again but not before we actually did two things: 1. Checked with the Eve gods and they said he had just be VERY unlucky recently and they would change that for him now 2. We bought rolls upon rolls of industrial bubble wrap to place around his shiny things for safety reasons until we prove they weren't lying about item #1. Because worst case scenario is we get to pop it all if we don't use it!! And if you don't like popping bubble wrap you might need to check your life.]
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.22 01:40:00 - [95] - Quote To all those considering joining IT and our adventures in Null Sec, you must be warn. Not only might you loose some toys because of the constant threat of attack but you will also catch the contagious bug floating around which causes you to buy a ton of ships to always ensure you have the best ship for the job. This happens because situations are so diverse you never know what will come but also because Lee Boots and Virkman promote it. It is so contagious and fun!!! Today, the urge overtook me and within the last 24 hours I have bought 1.... 2....3....4..... 13! Yes, you heard me right, I bought 13 new ships (none of which I really needed right now) just because I wanted more toys in Null Sec. Like I said, this was a fair warning!! So if you too want to have fun with toys, join the IMPTECH channel and have a talk with us. Cheers
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.22 09:34:00 - [96] - Quote Every time i read Mazz's post i start to laugh, This guys mind is some thing else : ) Yes you too could really start to play internet spaceships the way it was meant to be played : ) Also im likeing the bubble wrap it feels sexy against my skin. And when i roll around the floor i make this popping noise that is really begining to **** the wife off so thank you guys : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.22 19:10:00 - [97] - Quote lee boots wrote: Also im likeing the bubble wrap it feels sexy against my skin. And when i roll around the floor i make this popping noise that is really begining to **** the wife off so thank you guys : ) HAHA our plan worked! Not only is the bubble wrap protecting his pretty things in Eve, it is also protecting, accentuating and showing off his family jewels (aka twig and dingle berries) for his wife to enjoy (while at the say time getting frustrated by the childish popping JUST because they are there). See, we help in-game and out of game! We are that awesome. But this also proves once again that no matter how hard women try, we will always be boys at heart no matter what. As well as doing things which slightly annoy women but sometimes not enough to truly irritate them to the point of DEFCON 1.... [pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]..... Sorry, got distracted by the bubble wrap. Join IMPTECH and talk to us over the popping sounds! And you thought Virkman's bacon crisps were bad.... [pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop]
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2011.11.23 09:30:00 - [98] - Quote Last night i rolled way to close to the fireplace and started to melt Or was it the wife pushed me in that direction ? Luckly i was saved by a group of sharks that were swimming passed my house.. Yes i do live under the sea with my great friend SpongBoB Square pants... How can you have fires under the sea you may ask your self ? I dont know, but what i do know is anything is possible if you live in a cartoon world like i do :) Also if you have read this whole thread and really got this far with out missing any of it then i honestly think you need to go and do something alittle less boring with your time like joining IMPTECH channel in game and find out what kinda world we all live in
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.11.24 13:20:00 - [99] - Quote i went to the doctors the other day & found out my new doctor is a young female drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "don't worry, i'm a professional - i've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong & i'll help you in any way i can . "I said, "I think my **** tastes funny" WOOHOO!!! Hope the wife doesnt read this
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.11.25 20:33:00 - [100] - Quote Today my daughter told me i have a voice like a lorry And when i shout its like the lorry is driving fast WOW!!!! Now when i get annoyed i have to remember to change gear as well as breath
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.11.26 20:49:00 - [101] - Quote is there anybody out there
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.28 19:39:00 - [102] - Quote lee boots wrote: is there anybody out there We forgot to tell the new recruits that Lee sings sultry classic rock songs to us. Our apologizes, this should have been on page 1 of this recruitment thread because he puts The Beatles to shame. Come join IMPTECH and if you're lucky, he may sing to you as well. Only few can be so fortunate.
Data Tyken Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2011.11.29 06:12:00 - [103] - Quote justice bump
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.11.30 06:33:00 - [104] - Quote Man, we just got more interesting. So never boring and always entertaining. Bump this just for Lee my sandbox friend.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.11.30 10:28:00 - [105] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: Man, we just got more interesting. So never boring and always entertaining. Bump this just for Lee my sandbox friend. What are we doing in our sand box ? Well lets just say you really dont want to be playing in it with your mouth open, and please wash your hands before you eat afterwards as well
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.12.01 09:22:00 - [106] - Quote Another day in eve.. last night i was wondering why eve has a universal time ? No matter where you are its the same time as some one 100's of lightyears away
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.01 18:25:00 - [107] - Quote lee boots wrote: Another day in eve.. last night i was wondering why eve has a universal time ? No matter where you are its the same time as some one 100's of lightyears away Because they are using Einsteins theory that if you go fast enough, you can beat time and not age. Therefore that explains why Lee Boots has been trying to go 100 light years away. Or he just found plastic surgery because his profile picture is changing more than Hollywood wanna be starlets getting plastic surgery. NO really, Lee's internet has been playing hide and go seek with him, which means he has not been able to play in the sandbox with me in the last few days. I have had to leave 'presents' in there myself .... Come on UK Utilities, get your act together! PS Join IMPTECH and talk to us!! You'll never leave
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.07 21:26:00 - [108] - Quote To fit all of us in the stations, we just installed bump beds instead of bunk beds! More room now! YES!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.12.08 09:41:00 - [109] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: To fit all of us in the stations, we just installed bump beds instead of bunk beds! More room now! YES!! i sleep on top of the station That way i can keep a eye open for them pesky dudes that think bubbling a station exit will get them kills.. Yarrhh
Big Dane Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2011.12.08 18:59:00 - [110] - Quote BACK TO THE TOP BROTHERS!
Zyrious Tyrel Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 0	Posted - 2011.12.08 22:51:00 - [111] - Quote While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.12.11 19:33:00 - [112] - Quote Zyrious Tyrel wrote: While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts. Thank you Yep just hit us up in game or mail me. Other than that every body is welcome to come and chat with us. Read what totaly stupid stuff we talk about. If you get into corp you will have the honour of listening to my dry wit ( thats if you are not the targtet of it ) and yes i can take it as well as give it out :)..........
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.14 00:23:00 - [113] - Quote lee boots wrote: Zyrious Tyrel wrote: While questioning the sanity of the various replies i also find myself somewhat intrigued and wanting more information. If you guys are interested in a 2mil sp player hit me up, i might be interested. Oh and free bump for you guys, just for the sheer novelty of some of your posts. Thank you Yep just hit us up in game or mail me. Other than that every body is welcome to come and chat with us. Read what totaly stupid stuff we talk about. If you get into corp you will have the honour of listening to my dry wit ( thats if you are not the targtet of it ) and yes i can take it as well as give it out :).......... Even Chuck Norris comes to play!! And he loves us!! Boom!! P.S. More people then I thought are reading the entire thread. Now join IMPTECH and continue the story. Last night we were talking about tea, cricket, strippers (Lee) and the futbol pitch. And that was all within ten minutes. Just imagine what we do for the other 1,430 minutes in each day.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.12.15 20:18:00 - [114] - Quote Jeezas Chirst man, For the last time its FOOTBALL. Dont you just hate the americans when they spell words they way they say them ?
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.16 00:04:00 - [115] - Quote lee boots wrote: Jeezas Chirst man, For the last time its FOOTBALL. Dont you just hate the americans when they spell words they way they say them ? Holy Cow my friend.... it is Jesus not Jeezas!!! I guess the rumors of England becoming more heathen is correct or you just don't have enough Mexicans, Spaniards, or South Americans. And of course we spell words like they sound!! Haven't you seen our technology and internet companies? Here, pull my finger....... And join IMPTECH!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.12.16 11:17:00 - [116] - Quote Sometimes i undock and i look across evespace, I think to myself am i making a difference ? , Are the ripples im making in eve reaching out to anybody ? , Then i look in corp and see a great bunch of guys that are second to none, My eve family are the type of guys that would all come round your house and then trash it in the best possible way and leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside, IMPTECH, could possibly be the best corp in eve...... Only one way for you to find out guys, You know what you have to do, so just do it.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 11	Posted - 2011.12.18 10:33:00 - [117] - Quote How drunk was i last night ? I fell off my stool and took the modem with me : (
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.20 00:56:00 - [118] - Quote lee boots wrote: How drunk was i last night ? I fell off my stool and took the modem with me : ( A: Very.... Did it leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside? If so and you can't find your modem, you might want to go to the doctor. But I'd say we had a good drunken weekend!! Possibly Unz and I rivaled you on your Friday Morning (our Thursday night). This is another reason why IMPTECH is so entertaining and we are all on TS3 also.... So much fun!! And Christmas is coming up people!! Give yourself the greatest Christmas present in Eve and join us!!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2011.12.20 11:49:00 - [119] - Quote Yes unz and mazz where very very drunk the night before lmfao. Oh and if you want to know why im being called the naughty boy ? well you will just have to join our recruitment channel and ask.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.20 20:20:00 - [120] - Quote Do it, Do it!! IMPTECH channel
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2011.12.23 11:44:00 - [121] - Quote Bump.. yeah thats how i feel today after going shopping@ 3 in the morning
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2011.12.24 11:15:00 - [122] - Quote Another bump before we go out shopping again : P
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.27 22:17:00 - [123] - Quote Lee might be all shopped out now! Time for a beer.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2011.12.29 14:39:00 - [124] - Quote too fat hungover shopped out and just plain lazy bump from me
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2011.12.30 14:12:00 - [125] - Quote OOHHHHH KKAYYY. Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load. Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all. But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME.. Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known. Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us.. If you dont get a responce then dont give up. Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do ) I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : ) o7
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2011.12.31 00:04:00 - [126] - Quote lee boots wrote: OOHHHHH KKAYYY. Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load. Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all. But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME.. Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known. Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us.. If you dont get a responce then dont give up. Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do ) I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : ) o7 Agree to the special offer Lee is offering!! But sober Lee says he sucks at spelling? Oh man, what troll! He gives everyone else crap for miss spelling or creating words. Oh the English, you can't understand them sometimes. Poor things
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2011.12.31 11:13:00 - [127] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: OOHHHHH KKAYYY. Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load. Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all. But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME.. Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known. Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us.. If you dont get a responce then dont give up. Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do ) I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : ) o7 Agree to the special offer Lee is offering!! But sober Lee says he sucks at spelling? Oh man, what troll! He gives everyone else crap for miss spelling or creating words. Oh the English, you can't understand them sometimes. Poor things Oh My God, You americans are so bad at making up new words and changing old words to mean some thing else.. Bad = good Awesomer = gooder Bear = lots <<< what the **** is this one then ? Sorry but i cant write any more as my eyes are starting to bleed with the bastardisation of the god given written english. Go back to counting on your fingers and using pictograms to communicate with each other. Im sure you will also find some way of changing the pictures.....
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2012.01.01 11:09:00 - [128] - Quote Wakes up and shakes his head, Thats it guys its all over now and life goes back to normal. Time for crumpets and tea then a nice hot bath to sweat out some of this sctotch i was drinking again last night.. Happy new year who ever reads this o7
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2012.01.02 12:19:00 - [129] - Quote Almost time to go back to normal eve palying hours. So if i have missed you then try again and if i havnt then WHY NOT ? THIS THREAD IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE MY PERSONAL BLOG
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2012.01.06 00:25:00 - [130] - Quote Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all. Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought! On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel! Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2012.01.06 20:31:00 - [131] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all. Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought! On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel! Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee So basicly you have to and can count the amount of women you have had on one hand.. I say one hand because you need the other to check the digits of the other hand : ) Long live The British Empire....... Long live Tea and Crumpets...... Long live the 78 pence that your dollar converts into...
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2012.01.06 22:38:00 - [132] - Quote lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all. Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought! On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel! Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee So basicly you have to and can count the amount of women you have had on one hand.. I say one hand because you need the other to check the digits of the other hand : ) Long live The British Empire....... Long live Tea and Crumpets...... Long live the 78 pence that your dollar converts into... Oh Lee, Caveman'ing a lady is so fun! And the best part is they do like it. I just make sure they are of age when I do it. No gymslip here! See once again, the English and the entire British Empire are trying to put a culture down! But on a more serious note, I don't think anyone really cares about cavemen. Long live the US Dollar and the Sterling because at least it is not the damn Euro!! P.S. Are we going to do anything for the Queens Diamond Jubilee this summer? We need to make the Empirephiles we have feel at home you know.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2012.01.07 11:49:00 - [133] - Quote Well im going to the palace for tea and cakes.... Im taking the wife so will have to hold back on hitting on the queen Damn i almost had her last time
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2012.01.08 16:51:00 - [134] - Quote Went for along walk along the beach today, Listening to the sound of the waves breaking, The seaguls flying over head, The wind was in my hair The smell of the sea in my nostrils, Sand on my feet, Got bored come home logged on all is well now...
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 12	Posted - 2012.01.09 16:01:00 - [135] - Quote There is a old saying You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE.. Who will you chose ?
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2012.01.09 20:01:00 - [136] - Quote lee boots wrote: There is a old saying You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE.. Who will you chose ? Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too! Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!"
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 13	Posted - 2012.01.10 18:45:00 - [137] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: There is a old saying You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE.. Who will you chose ? Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too! Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!" Actualy the fact is correct its the comment that needs the " "... God damned Americans... Please all EU tz pilots looking for a corp help me help them and lets drag them out of the dark ages together...
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 8	Posted - 2012.01.10 19:10:00 - [138] - Quote lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: There is a old saying You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE.. Who will you chose ? Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too! Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!" Actualy the fact is correct its the comment that needs the " "... God damned Americans... Please all EU tz pilots looking for a corp help me help them and lets drag them out of the dark ages together... No, not the " " you wanker! But you forgot the n in an.... PLEASE EU Pilots, come join and make him somewhat sane!! I'll fire/blow up/pod you if you make Lee completely sane though! We want him a little looney! IMPTECH is waiting for you EU pilots! And just wait until Virkman gets back from his trip and then he and Lee will be forcing us American's into what they see as "the light". (So continues out bantering Lee and Maz Blog)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 13	Posted - 2012.01.10 22:53:00 - [139] - Quote Honestly, come on, ***** hell, You googled that .... JESUS *** CRIST. Some body just pod me please... These guys are turning me not only into an american but worse still.... A Canadian.... Its starts with the gramma, then the spelling, i even called my rubbish bin a trash can today As for pushing you guys into the light, even that wont work as you guys have even managed to make vampires sparkle like Pretty little ***** pansy fairies when they walk in the sun instead of crumbling into dust like they should...... Any way this is not a bump but a responce.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.11 01:23:00 - [140] - Quote I do use Google a little too much I must admit! I googled British Eve pilots in IT and the top result was Lee Boots. Which means we need more to accompany him and bring him back from the Queen's former colony (Canada). To help, please apply within. Also, meant that you have actually made it this far for extra special goodies if you join IT!!
Avernus Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.01.12 03:17:00 - [141] - Quote Found my way here by means of Google... It's a Canuck thing to do apparently, speaking of... Lee, you got something against Canucks????? Don't make me log my ass back in!
IonHammer Van Diemen's Demise Northern Coalition. 5	Posted - 2012.01.12 05:33:00 - [142] - Quote Props for some old mates Av, how you going matey.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.12 08:35:00 - [143] - Quote Avernus wrote: Found my way here by means of Google... It's a Canuck thing to do apparently, speaking of... Lee, you got something against Canucks????? Don't make me log my ass back in! HAHAHAH looks like my plan is working : ) Its not the Canucks that i have some thing against its the people in them lol
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.12 18:47:00 - [144] - Quote lee boots wrote: Avernus wrote: Found my way here by means of Google... It's a Canuck thing to do apparently, speaking of... Lee, you got something against Canucks????? Don't make me log my ass back in! HAHAHAH looks like my plan is working : ) Its not the Canucks that i have some thing against its the people in them lol Lee had a plan?!?! It wasn't just mindless banter? So impressed! But I'll exit stage right on this one... We all know what happened last time us half-breeds got involved with the Queen and her colonies disputes. [Walks to the peanut gallery to watch]
Avernus Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2012.01.13 05:37:00 - [145] - Quote Heya Ion Things are going good old friend. Lee, dunno if I'll be back in Eve anytime soonGäó, but I do like the way CCP has set a new course. Always keeping my eyes on Eve though... especially with you nuts wandering around without my brilliant insight and leadership. Truth is if/when I come back, I expect to be hopelessly out of date with what is going on around me... will be a wonder if I remember how to warp.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.13 09:28:00 - [146] - Quote Avernus wrote: Heya Ion Things are going good old friend. Lee, dunno if I'll be back in Eve anytime soonGäó, but I do like the way CCP has set a new course. Always keeping my eyes on Eve though... especially with you nuts wandering around without my brilliant insight and leadership. Truth is if/when I come back, I expect to be hopelessly out of date with what is going on around me... will be a wonder if I remember how to warp. Easy : ) get in my squad and i can squad warp us into all sorts of trouble : ) You just need to sit there look pretty and dazzle the targets with your awesomeness whilst we blow them to pieces.. job done.. Oh hang on thats jessba
Avernus Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2012.01.14 02:02:00 - [147] - Quote So what you're telling me is to come with as much of a tank as possible because I'm going to get primary'd right?
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.14 21:47:00 - [148] - Quote Avernus wrote: So what you're telling me is to come with as much of a tank as possible because I'm going to get primary'd right? Not my fault you chose the name Avernus lol
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.16 17:33:00 - [149] - Quote Lee isn't getting paid enough for the work he is doing!!!! I know why the British ruled on so many continents at once, they are good diplomats! You can only hope your Corporation has someone as skilled as Lee Boots!! P.S. I totally didn't recognize Lee with those combat goggles! I need to put mine on now!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.16 22:29:00 - [150] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: P.S. I totally didn't recognize Lee with those combat goggles! I need to put mine on now! Shame you cant scroll down and see what i got tattooed down below. When i go from soft to hard it spells. Soft > MAMMH Semi > MazAMakMeHd Fully Hard > Mazzerri Aurilen Makes Me Hard....
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.18 15:45:00 - [151] - Quote bump Never thought it would happen but thats it from me today.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.19 22:47:00 - [152] - Quote i have a weef off from eve and does any body bump the thread ? do the hell the ******* slackers.
R0NIN Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.01.20 05:09:00 - [153] - Quote First recruitment phase is over. We are up from 75-78 to 166-167 total membership count in about 8-9 months with excellent retention numbers. Our corp chat up from 1-5 to 15-35 range (depends on weekday/weekend). We gave our guys couple of months to assimilate and are ready for phase 2! ^^ At the moment we're accepting PVP toons only with minimum amount of skill points being bumped to 25million. Looking forward to meeting you in IMPTECH (our public channel) and answering any questions you may have!! ^^ Sasha D/R0NIN
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.20 09:21:00 - [154] - Quote What he says is true but if you had read the thread front page you would know this : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.20 21:45:00 - [155] - Quote lee boots wrote: What he says is true but if you had read the thread front page you would know this : ) Thanks for the update Sasha. See, we MAY BE selective but we are awesome and our recruits are made from the same clothe. But Lee, don't forget that IF they made it this far in the thread, they have probably forgotten what we stated at the beginning. Especially after all the wild rides we have taken them on during this 8 pages of ranting and diatribes. I mean who can think remember anything after reading about Tuna's with Autocannons on them?!?! Join us in IMPTECH and continue the story with us.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.20 22:41:00 - [156] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: What he says is true but if you had read the thread front page you would know this : ) Thanks for the update Sasha. See, we MAY BE selective but we are awesome and our recruits are made from the same clothe. But Lee, don't forget that IF they made it this far in the thread, they have probably forgotten what we stated at the beginning. Especially after all the wild rides we have taken them on during this 8 pages of ranting and diatribes. I mean who can think remember anything after reading about Tuna's with Autocannons on them?!?! Join us in IMPTECH and continue the story with us. I apologise for my ealrier statement and agree with MAZZ. It is true we have laughed together cried together, We have spammed this thread with joyful play and anidote's off things that have been and thing that could be but most of all things that we would lke to be ( Tuna fish with Autocannons would be great ).. On the plus side i have finished with the painting and should be back on for game play in the next day or 2 so you guys in IT and Forceful Entery better be ready for me becuase im going to be back with a bang!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.22 16:56:00 - [157] - Quote Back to eve now. There are some things you cant cover up with lipstick and powder, I thought i heard you mention my name could you talk any louder, Im waiting for captains quarters to allow me to put make up on as well as my sexy googles. Im also waiting for captains quarters to allow me to wear womans clothing. Its up to me if i want to go and pvp in my dressed like a hooker outfit. Going to pod me ? first look up my skirt and be afraid... be very afraid, Not all women that have beards have fannies. Not all fannies have beards WTF am i talking about ? I really have no clue but wearing silky flowery panities feels nice
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.23 18:22:00 - [158] - Quote Its them strange moments when you open a door and find yourself standing there looking at your self : P Then you hear this voice from far away saying " Oi you ***** idiot thats the ***** wardrobe you dipstick" Ever had one of these moments ? No ? Would you like to have one of these moments ? Then join our corp, log in on a friday night and get drunk with the rest of us. Today my panties have hearts on them : ) They make me look cute dont they
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.23 21:14:00 - [159] - Quote lee boots wrote: Its them strange moments when you open a door and find yourself standing there looking at your self : P Then you hear this voice from far away saying " Oi you ***** idiot thats the ***** wardrobe you dipstick" Ever had one of these moments ? No ? Would you like to have one of these moments ? Then join our corp, log in on a friday night and get drunk with the rest of us. Today my panties have hearts on them : ) They make me look cute dont they These moment definitely happen every Friday and Saturday night but limited to those evenings. Kind of needless to say drunkenness is a constant state in IT. Join our channel and you'll find out what you are missing. P.S. Lee did you receive the extra set of silk rainbow panties I contracted to you? It was quite an odd request and I had to go all the way to San Francisco to find them but that's what friends do! P.P.S. Why are you wearing liptstick and power? And why are you wearing skirts?
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.24 20:12:00 - [160] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: P.S. Lee did you receive the extra set of silk rainbow panties I contracted to you? It was quite an odd request and I had to go all the way to San Francisco to find them but that's what friends do! P.P.S. Why are you wearing liptstick and power? And why are you wearing skirts? What i wear when playing eve is up to me and my seat Beside when you get drunk its easier to lift the skirt and **** in the bottle than undo a zipper or buttons : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.24 21:16:00 - [161] - Quote lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: P.S. Lee did you receive the extra set of silk rainbow panties I contracted to you? It was quite an odd request and I had to go all the way to San Francisco to find them but that's what friends do! P.P.S. Why are you wearing liptstick and power? And why are you wearing skirts? What i wear when playing eve is up to me and my seat Beside when you get drunk its easier to lift the skirt and **** in the bottle than undo a zipper or buttons : ) All of this is very true! Now though, it means we have a Brit adopting the Scottish tradition of skirts? One point for the Northern neighbors and something I never thought I'd see.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.25 11:20:00 - [162] - Quote Not true mate not true at all. The scots wear kilts me i wear shirts,,, little miniskirts that allow freedom of movement :)
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.25 20:26:00 - [163] - Quote lee boots wrote: Not true mate not true at all. The scots wear kilts me i wear shirts,,, little miniskirts that allow freedom of movement :) Thanks for the clarification! Makes sense now and explains how you're so agile when destroying enemy ships. And not to mentions it makes them distracted/shocked/disturbed/excited which gives us the advantage. So once again, Lee Boots is making IT better, one mini skirt at a time!! Lee Boots 2012
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.26 11:25:00 - [164] - Quote 2 new recruits joined yesterday and we have another joining today : ) Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing that we are giving a good home to the less well off in EvE. We dont hold your hand but we do push you in the right direction. We dont give free hand outs but we do make sure you are not empty handed. We do point you in the direction needed to lose ships and have fun We do help you pay for your next battlecruiser. All you need to bring is a willingness to be part of a fully formed and functional corp. TS user Be on comms have a giggle
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.27 15:57:00 - [165] - Quote Todays bump is all about me. I am 5 ft 10 inches. I have mousy blonde hair but shave my head because washing hair and **** really sucks, I about 14 stone ( about 190 lbs ) Stocky built, GSOH, I like playing online games... In womens clothing. They call me lee boots. What do they call you ?
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.28 21:09:00 - [166] - Quote To day im going to try out my sniper tornado, Im going to be shooting **** from over 200k away. I feel nice and warm being this far away but yet close enough to share my warm loving ammo : )
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.29 12:52:00 - [167] - Quote sniper tornado rocks. That is all....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.01.30 18:48:00 - [168] - Quote lee boots wrote: sniper tornado rocks. That is all.... You should hear Lee giggling on TS while using this ship! It is worth joining just to hear it. May I suggest bringing your space goggles or monocles to keep up with him though!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.01.31 13:16:00 - [169] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: sniper tornado rocks. That is all.... You should hear Lee giggling on TS while using this ship! It is worth joining just to hear it. May I suggest bringing your space goggles or monocles to keep up with him though!! The reason i was giggling was not just because of the tornado I was wearing this nice little lowcut number and the dog decides to lick my nuts Is this wrong you ask ? Yes it is But it keep you guys coming back to read what comes next : ))
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.01 12:10:00 - [170] - Quote more new guys recruited into corp any every thing is rosey : ) Ans im not talking about my glasses : )
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.01 12:12:00 - [171] - Quote bumped as the quck reply doesnt do it : P see we learn some thing new every day
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.01 20:42:00 - [172] - Quote The quick reply doesn't bump it? Did not know that either! Quite unfortunately actually! It is like saying a reach around doesn't county..... This needs to be changed!!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.03 21:28:00 - [173] - Quote I have a double post?!?! No way!! Lee Boots is slacking off or not paying attention. I guess it must be he is spending so much time talking to new recruits while getting his balls licked (and in no specific order)/. Come join IMPTECH channel to talk to us, it is a ton of fun. Alright, back to harvesting moar tears in null sec.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.04 13:10:00 - [174] - Quote I was to busy watching my pith A-Type invulfield sell in jita : ) Easiest 2.3 bil i ever made.. Now if that statement dont make you want to join our channel you may as well check out our killboard weep alittle at what you are missing and then just move along to the next thread because you are way too boring to be in our corp anyways. Thats it move along i dont want you here no more.. >>>> Crap CORPS wanting crap pilots that way please........>>>>>>>
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.06 19:13:00 - [175] - Quote Just heard from some old friends from london : ) Will be going down there for a 40th birthday party. This means lee boots will be drinking pints of scotch and coke. Dancing like there is no tomorrow. Having the kids tell me im showing them up. The wife will want to divorce me, But by the time the party comes round im sure they will all have forgiven me : ))
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.06 21:26:00 - [176] - Quote lee boots wrote: I was to busy watching my pith A-Type invulfield sell in jita : ) Easiest 2.3 bil i ever made.. Now if that statement dont make you want to join our channel you may as well check out our killboard weep alittle at what you are missing and then just move along to the next thread because you are way too boring to be in our corp anyways. Thats it move along i dont want you here no more.. >>>> Crap CORPS wanting crap pilots that way please........>>>>>>> Well said! Especially after Crucible release, we have been raking in those ISKies. You better join fast because when Lee Boots has a few extra billion ISK laying around, **** gets wild and you don't want to miss it! So grab a Pint of Scotch and coke and come talk to us in IMPTECH.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.07 20:33:00 - [177] - Quote The only thing funnier than being in our corp is building snowmen and then ripping there heads off in a snowball fight with your kids I dont mean your kids i mean mine seeing as i dont know your kids that would be kinda strange
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.09 17:43:00 - [178] - Quote Today is a great day. Why ? you ask. Wel im going to tell you why.... I climbed the mountain of unclimbaleness I swam the river of unswimmableness I did the thing of un thingableness and came out with a smile on my face.. Good huh ?
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.09 23:15:00 - [179] - Quote lee boots wrote: Today is a great day. Why ? you ask. Wel im going to tell you why.... I climbed the mountain of unclimbaleness I swam the river of unswimmableness I did the thing of un thingableness and came out with a smile on my face.. Good huh ? Did you take "that bag" out of my frig in the captains quarters? I can't find them and from the sounds of this I'd guess so! I guess no one respects post-its saying "DON'T NOT YOURS" do they?!?! Oh well, I'll go find more in IMPTECH...
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.11 17:51:00 - [180] - Quote Seeing as "DONT" Was not about i thought i would try some I now notice that the mountain was my drive way and the river was a puddle of melted snow What ever the thing was that i was doing i have no idea lee boots goes back to his beer bottle and rubs it waiting for the genie to pop out...
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.13 11:30:00 - [181] - Quote HHHmmmmm Taday we were called ELITEST.. Yep we are that good :)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.14 14:14:00 - [182] - Quote Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment. We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely. Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops. Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.14 21:32:00 - [183] - Quote lee boots wrote: Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment. We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely. Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops. Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now. Confirmed! You don't want Lee to slam a door in your face. He did that to me in the Captains Quarters once when we had a faction ship and the first person who got to it could have it. He got the ship and I got a broken nose and a door print on my face. So you have been warned. Join IMPTECH now and talk with us!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.14 23:47:00 - [184] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: Well now people here is some news on IT recruitment. We have been taking a fair few and all are settling in very nicely. Now for the bad news once we reach 250 recruitment stops. Dont be the one who gets the door slammed in his face guys... get in now. Confirmed! You don't want Lee to slam a door in your face. He did that to me in the Captains Quarters once when we had a faction ship and the first person who got to it could have it. He got the ship and I got a broken nose and a door print on my face. So you have been warned. Join IMPTECH now and talk with us! The faction ship in question lasted me all of 45 secinds : (( Services me right for jumping into a 40 man bubble blob with raptors and rapier tackle : ( Good bye my shinney and good bye my pod : (( Oh well upgraded my clone picked a new faction ship went back out and we got lots and lots of kills: ) Good i love being in IT...... Oh and having hamsters that can tie shoe laces together is always a bonus when getting ready to run for a door :)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.15 21:29:00 - [185] - Quote roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is lee boots, And im going to recruit you : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.16 00:30:00 - [186] - Quote lee boots wrote: roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is lee boots, And im going to recruit you : ) Shake-a-spear isn't dead. WOW. We now know the ghost behind the the majestic writings, it was Lee Boots. Also, you had hamsters helping pull you?!?!? F*ck that explains it!!! I'll have Finnis let me borrow his ferrets and we will have a rematch. It's on! Come watch gentlemen and ladies, it'll be simulcast in the IMPTECH channel.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 14	Posted - 2012.02.16 12:26:00 - [187] - Quote All creatures are my friends.. Tuna fish Sharks Hampsters Ferrets Just to name a few. The lastest is this ant i have : ) i gave it some jam/jelly in a dish and it has stayed here with me for almost a week. It doesnt do much now but its the thought that counts : ) right lads ?
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.16 21:47:00 - [188] - Quote Well what was it ant wrangler, Jam or Jelly? There is a difference as I know you would point out to any of us. I need to find out so I can try it myself. Talk about a good pair of eyes you can put anywhere. Another point for Lee on his creativity and animal wrangling. Now let's wrangle some more of you EU players. Come on, I know you want to! Why wouldn't you want to spend time with Lee Boots?!?!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.17 15:47:00 - [189] - Quote I said jam/jelly because over here in blighty its all called jam. Jam is jam if it has bits in it or not. So any way fat bloke down the pub told me that WOW is the best online game in the world. I told him that eve was the best online game in the world, Then he said what would i know seeing as i spend most of my time online playing and talking with americans. So i told him that the americans are some on the cleverest people i know with thoughtful insights into most things that are disscused. I looked him in the eye, I stared right into his sole. He was unsure now and was begining to back down. I then started to laugh and shouted TROLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL. We then carried on drinking and singing our pub song. God save our queen. o7
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.17 21:07:00 - [190] - Quote lee boots wrote: I said jam/jelly because over here in blighty its all called jam. Jam is jam if it has bits in it or not. So any way fat bloke down the pub told me that WOW is the best online game in the world. I told him that eve was the best online game in the world, Then he said what would i know seeing as i spend most of my time online playing and talking with americans. So i told him that the americans are some on the cleverest people i know with thoughtful insights into most things that are disscused. I looked him in the eye, I stared right into his sole. He was unsure now and was begining to back down. I then started to laugh and shouted TROLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL. We then carried on drinking and singing our pub song. God save our queen. o7 Looks like Lee can ever recruit complete strangers in RL who also play WOW. Impressive. This post contains many of the main skills we teach/condone in this Corp.... Trolling, drinking, cleverness, awesomeness. Need we say more? You're recruitment officers don't do this. IMPTECH channel NOW....
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.18 11:07:00 - [191] - Quote We roamed, We killed We hid, We killed We escaped, We cameback and killed, We had fun last night did you ?
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.21 09:37:00 - [192] - Quote Wheres the last few days gone.... Now let me tell you alittle about whats gone on in IT, I know i keep saying this but yesterday we got a couple of old vets back in and today 2 more... Now you know a guy is a vet not by his skill points but by the way he beats fast tackle to a decloak every time in a Mach IT is becoming more and more as the old IT was, The news is getting out that we are back and word is spreading, TBH no one is reading this any more and its just word of mouth, We are up to 190 members now and corp chat is very active in the EU time evenings and runs late into the US time zones. We are still looking for more PvPers to join our ranks ( me i would like to see a few more EU time zoners in ) We are open until we reach 250 members and the way things have been going that really wont take to long now.. So come along and give us a chance and let us show you what you could be in the game, or just come along and show us that you know what you are Oh and yesterday i decided to give the daredevil a try :) I will keep a update on my activity if its doesnt die with in 45 seconds of undocking in it
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.21 20:41:00 - [193] - Quote So to update our loyal readers, I have finally (yes, months later) put guns onto a big fish flew it around space. Sadly a tuna was hard to find, so I strapped them onto a shark(See the shark on the left http://bit.ly/A7TaZ0 ). I made sure to bring breathing apparatuses and we stalked lions but I had to use lasers and not Autocannons, apologizes to the fans looking forward to it. Luckily, some 'lions' decided to swim into our school and looks like fish with guns work out well ( http://bit.ly/xwkPdd ). More updates to follow but rest assured, we follow through with our plans so when Lee says the count closes at 250, he is cereal (very very cereal). So join IMPTECH and talk to us and join in on the fun. P.S. if you do not know about our schools of fish with autocannons and breathing apparatuses then you need to go back and read this ENTIRE forum thread. After which, you will know and want to join. P.P.S. Come watch Lee whoop some butt with that Daredevil. It is sexy
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.22 15:44:00 - [194] - Quote Strange things are afoot. lee boots is about to get a stonking hard on .. Find out why in imptech channel
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.22 18:12:00 - [195] - Quote lee boots wrote: Strange things are afoot. lee boots is about to get a stonking hard on .. Find out why in imptech channel I'd say so!!! Skype, Space ships, Skirts, Dogs, Awesomeness.... I can't tell you more unless you're in IMPTECH or Lee Boots will beat me. Now if I was Carol from Archer, I might like it, but being as I am not, well I need to stay in line.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.23 22:31:00 - [196] - Quote My My My, tried 3 time to post extra long post but each time it Failed....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.23 23:44:00 - [197] - Quote lee boots wrote: My My My, tried 3 time to post extra long post but each time it Failed.... It is because you kept getting distracted by all the anoms waving and saying "Top of the morning, Mr. Boots! I am over here"! And all things considered that is not a bad distraction. Make the ISK and I'll take care of longer forums posts to get these readers into our IMPTECH channel! GET IN THE CHANNEL NOW. DO IT, DO IT NOW!!! (This post has been Arnold approved)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.24 08:23:00 - [198] - Quote Its not so much the Anoms that call me its all the sigs Almost every time i undock there seems to be one some where just waiting to jump out at me.. Just like al the girls i used to know at school Please probe me out lee please.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.24 20:05:00 - [199] - Quote lee boots wrote: Its not so much the Anoms that call me its all the sigs Almost every time i undock there seems to be one some where just waiting to jump out at me.. Just like al the girls i used to know at school Please probe me out lee please. And probe them out you did and do! Only difference between now and then is that now you use a female to probe them !!! On a corporate note, the 200th Member marker was passed two days ago. Getting close to the hard cap of 250. Talk to us in IMPTECH channel or forever regret it.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.25 19:21:00 - [200] - Quote Yep over 200 members now... I love love each and every one of them. Could you handle my love ? could you ? huh? huh ? You couldnt handle my love you wimps.......
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.26 17:12:00 - [201] - Quote I have found that my love can move mountains. Well i can certainly make the earth move. TBH i can make the bed messy but thats about all
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.27 15:35:00 - [202] - Quote Today my 6 year old son came out from school and told me his girlfirend had dumped him... So to the theme tune of iron man i sang Owweeeeen, He got dumped. Hasnt got a girlfriend, Now his got the hump,, To which he responded. " It dont matter because im getting her back tomorrow" Now that in confidence for you Im thinking of recruiting him for IT.....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.27 18:34:00 - [203] - Quote So after some awesomeness last night in 0.0, we might have interested two smaller but good corporations to merge with us and play in our sandbox with us and **** in others cheerios with us. This is great for us but might be HORRIBLE for you, yes YOU who is reading this, because it might make us surpass our 250 member intended cap level on recruitment. So if you have been considering talking to us in IMPTECH channel, you better get your arse into that channel and chat us up. This is a fair warning, so there is no tears when we don't let you in. Granted though, if there are tears we will harvest them. Come on in and have a drink and talk to us.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.02.29 09:20:00 - [204] - Quote I havnt checked how many we have in corp today but im sure you guys dont have much time left
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.02.29 18:15:00 - [205] - Quote As of 2.29 1814 (Eve Time) the member count is 226. It is getting up there folks. You are about to miss out and Lee might pull an Archer on you if you try to join after the 250 limit. You've been warned.... IMPTECH NOW
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.01 17:35:00 - [206] - Quote 22 spaces left till recruitement is closed guys and gals. Think oh thats alot then think again. IT has gone from 65 members to what we have today in only 7 months.. So come on and get in now or forever be alone...
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.01 20:09:00 - [207] - Quote lee boots wrote: 22 spaces left till recruitement is closed guys and gals. Think oh thats alot then think again. IT has gone from 65 members to what we have today in only 7 months.. So come on and get in now or forever be alone... And when he says "forever be alone" just image it being said in a sultry British accent. Yep, your imagining it. Now just let that sink in.... How bad and disparaging does that sound ?!?! IMPTECH is your only hope
Delinquent One Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.03.02 05:26:00 - [208] - Quote Been with this corp off and on for a couple of years... every time I leave, I end up back here. It's almost like IT has it's own gravitational pull!! Really good group of people here... get it while ya can!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.02 09:29:00 - [209] - Quote Do you want to know what makes me happy ? When i get a recruit and give him our TS details, he joins our TS, and within 3 mins he his talking to us and making firends. Within 5 mins its like he has always been here. What also makes me happy is when i get a new recruit and within a few mins somebody say's " i remember you, you were in ( fill in corp or alliance name (but mainly fix) here ).. And then a conversation is started and then memories pour out about the good old days. Well just to let you guys out there know, IT may have been reborn with new and old members, new and old players, noobs and vets alike, But we stand now as always for what IT always stood for. Truth justice and the american way,,, No wait thats superman Another slot has been taken today so that one less space for you to try and fill...... o7
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.02 20:57:00 - [210] - Quote The fact that Lee mistakenly transposed Superman's motto in his head as the IT motto is amazing. This should show you how awesome we are. Come join for some good stories and good times. IMPTECH channel now.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.03 15:04:00 - [211] - Quote Disclaimer.. playing eve for to long make your brain stop working.. Today im like a zombie... I may as well left my head at home and went out woth a potatoe on my shoulders.. You have been warned
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.04 10:54:00 - [212] - Quote Went out and bought myself a new graphics card : ) playing eve with full graphics and all effects on now : ) This is awesome sauce..
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.05 12:17:00 - [213] - Quote I might add we are closer still to that closing number of 250.....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.05 19:03:00 - [214] - Quote Lee, did your brain stop working before or after you installed the new graphics card? This is a key piece of information for our readers to know. Also, yes we are getting scarily close to the 250 members mark. I am more surprised we could count that high and not that we could get that many. The second part is easy while the first one is, well, um..... difficult.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.06 21:27:00 - [215] - Quote The brain freeze was before the graphic card. Learning how to overclock now : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.06 23:41:00 - [216] - Quote lee boots wrote: The brain freeze was before the graphic card. Learning how to overclock now : ) 3......2.......1............. [smoke cascades from Lee Boots computer] [A Week Later] "Lee where have you been? "Mate, I can't have a few nights off? "You blew your computer up trying to overclock it, didn't you? "I can't hear you!! You must have a bad connection or mic!!" "Lee, I am typing this in corp chat." [Lee Boots signs off] Let's hope this does not happen and that the pretty graphics help Lee get some more Euro's to come join us in IT. It is slowly working because we just got a new one today. IMPTECH channel now.
Data Tyken Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.03.07 05:34:00 - [217] - Quote to the top!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.07 09:17:00 - [218] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: The brain freeze was before the graphic card. Learning how to overclock now : ) 3......2.......1............. [smoke starts to envelop Lee Boots computer] [A Week Later] "Lee where have you been? "Mate, I can't have a few nights off? "You blew your computer up trying to overclock it, didn't you? "I can't hear you!! You must have a bad connection or mic!!" "Lee, I am typing this in corp chat." [Lee Boots signs off] Let's hope this does not happen and that the pretty graphics help Lee get some more Euro's to come join us in IT. It is slowly working because we just got a new one today. IMPTECH channel now. LMAO.. *****.. Ok with my new graphic card fitted every thing is working well. So well infact last night i was on ts and picked up a alien from another galaxy. The coversation turned to whats left and whats right You try expalining to a alien over a voice channel which is his left and which is his right.. Yeah i thought so. just thinking about it gives you a head ache ..... Oh well another 2 joined last night so we are down to 20 spaces left...
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.07 21:53:00 - [219] - Quote Lee, you're talking to Aliens again with your new shiny computer?!?! Oh man... For the love of everything which is holy, PLEASE OH PLEASE get your arse into IMPTECH channel if you are an EU pilot and think you might make the cut. Lee has is loosing his boomerang... I mean is our EU TS that slow that Lee is now 'talking to aliens' again? Granted, what he calls aliens is just our West Coast US and Pacific RIm pilots still on but that is neither here nor there. Or is it? Might he really be talking to aliens? You'll never know unless you're joining IMPTECH channel and happen to be on during the EU hours. Would you miss out on that opportunity? I didn't think so.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.08 18:40:00 - [220] - Quote Where were you last night?!?! Oh yeah, you weren't with us! Well you totally missed out on the fun. Don't know what I am talking about? Look at our killboards or join IMPTECH and chat with us. You'll want to join. Spots filling up fast.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.09 17:23:00 - [221] - Quote Well im giving up asking you guys to come over to us and have a chat.. Instead im going to tell you all about my PC. After visiting my fav how to do it site UTUBE. I now have a new case fan that is sucking every thing across my desk and 2 fans blowing out all the heat and badness from the case... My graphic card is now running and a temp that makes me wet :) So no more having the side off the pc case any more listening to fans whirling around driving my family mad... Oh and come on over to IMPTECH channel if you have any more brit ideas on how i can make my pc run fatser cooler and making my eve playing oh that much more enjoyable.. there i did it..
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.11 10:31:00 - [222] - Quote Oo Last night were exciting times.. Im not going into what happened where or how but it was fun. we had 25 people in corp lobby on ts3 and yes they were all corp members. Anyways lets get this recruitment thing done and dusted, Join IMPTECH channel and speak to us about a interview. If you like PvP then you really are going to what to join this amazine corp. If you like fun laughter and long walks on a beach when the full moon is shining then yes we can accomadate you. If you can teach this english man how to spell properly then all would be good.. o7
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.12 19:00:00 - [223] - Quote All i have to say is " Oracle conga line pos' bashing FTW"
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.12 19:24:00 - [224] - Quote lee boots wrote: All i have to say is " Oracle conga line pos' bashing FTW" It was a pretty sight. Sim got some great pictures of it too. So you join IMPTECH, we may let you in on the secret!
Reece Davis Aliastra Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2012.03.14 16:10:00 - [225] - Quote here's a bump!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.17 13:24:00 - [226] - Quote BUMP
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.20 16:57:00 - [227] - Quote Late night comms on St. Patty's Day night was so funny. Granted it was after the bars were closed and ridiculousness all around but you missed out! This is a common occurrence in our comms, so you need to come to IMPTECH to see it for yourself.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.22 10:57:00 - [228] - Quote Here we go again raising this thread to the top of the threads, In the hope that more of you will join our imptech channel and have a chat, We will be closing this soon as we are almost there with our numbers. <<< see serious face on here now...
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.24 10:35:00 - [229] - Quote Oo. <<<< Really does need to stop drinking when playing eve... Singing winney the poo songs whilst PvPing is pure pro.....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.25 01:46:00 - [230] - Quote ...is pure pro awesomeness! Don't worry folks, he was not the only one who knew the songs! See how much excitement there is in IMPTECH waiting for you??!?!? Come see us
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.25 16:20:00 - [231] - Quote 6644 people have visited this thread. Well maybe not that many because im sure some come back to to carry on reading what has been written. A cat that walks in the fields at night is sure to be able to feed himself. A cat that lives in a home gets fed.. You want feeding or your want to hunt your own food ? This is a question you must ask yourself . Will we feed you ? well yes of course if you need it but we wont do it for long.. Can you feed yourself ? well we can piont you which way is the happy hunting ground.. Not to give our location away too much but one of our systems is the hottest in the game.. Up to you now.. join or dont,
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.27 21:48:00 - [232] - Quote For them that dont believe
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.27 21:59:00 - [233] - Quote What Lee is trying to say is house cats are useless. Wild cats are awesome! Just think of Lions, Tigers, Panthers, and Leopards.... AWESOMENESS. We are awesome therefore we are big game cats and should be one to join us!
Defecanda NUTS AND BOLTS MANUFACTURING En Garde 49	Posted - 2012.03.27 23:18:00 - [234] - Quote Advisory for individuals or corporations considering IT: This corporation/alliance has great PvP potential due to its location. However, it has many problems: - Meta-gaming of leadership is out of control. Expect blue intel that results in neutral alts griefing any attempts you make at ratting or logistics. - Small gang PVP is dangerous due to this as well. - Donations and "rent" go straight to main wallets that are not part of alliance nor NC. landlords. Do not think assume your funds are going to LadyScarlet. They are not. Regardless of what you are told. - For corps: passively hostile attempts will be made to dissolve your corporation to buff IT membership. Once this attempt is made, your corp will be reset and any assets you have foolishly left in Tribute will require fire-sales. In essence, the membership of this alliance has a few great members and is a good opportunity for an individual that just wants to have fun without much thought to assets. However, I do not recommend any corps or main characters to join this alliance. This post will most likely be counter-trolled, so make your own decision. For those of you that don't know me; just remember that I warned you. CCP Zulu.....-á-á-á-á-á Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience.-á(i like to steal sigs)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.28 08:24:00 - [235] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: What Lee is trying to say is house cats are useless. Wild cats are awesome! Just think of Lions, Tigers, Panthers, and Leopards.... AWESOMENESS. We are awesome therefore we are big game cats and should be one to join us! Cats with autcannons FTW.. Defacanda's post is a great read and TBH im not surprised that they finally managed to find there way here and troll our recruitment Shame its taken them so long to find the thread i WOULD comment on all that he said but instead i shall just respond with this..... We had one problem in alliance that was killing our kill board stats, We had one problem in alliance that was killing moral, We had one problem in alliance that was holding us back, LMFAO that problem is no more, IT members along with all DRILL members no longer need to play eve with stabvests on our backs,,, But after all that we still wish NBOLT all the best in the future, Oh and thank you for the bump...
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.28 19:21:00 - [236] - Quote Lee, great little post. But no, Tuna have the Autocannons. Cats would need lasers/missiles/hybrids instead because we must keep the integrity of killing diversity. Also, definitely says all that needs to be said but I never stop at what NEEDS to be said because we at hearts are trolls. SO therefore, I am not surprised NBOLT took so long to find our Recruitment thread BECAUSE they kept looking at the bottom of the lists and could never find our posts because you and I bump it to the top all the time. And the top of anything is not where NBOLT is accustom nor ever has been accustomed to being or looking. Furthermore, I would like to mention probably the only smart thing I have ever heard Defecanda say is "Small gang PVP is dangerous due to this as well (this being neutrals)". Small gang PvP is dangerous but that is what makes it so fun. Thanks for making my day with this post Def, totally priceless.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.29 08:10:00 - [237] - Quote I stand corrected Cats should be missile cats because as you set me straight they would need to be because of thier speed and agility. HHmm when i get a cat im going to have the call it vagabond now.. Not sure how the wife is going to take that but there ya go
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.03.29 17:05:00 - [238] - Quote lee boots wrote: I stand corrected Cats should be missile cats because as you set me straight they would need to be because of thier speed and agility. HHmm when i get a cat im going to have the call it vagabond now.. Not sure how the wife is going to take that but there ya go Well technically it would work perfectly as a name for a cat because of the entendre reference of the name! She would never know it was an Eve reference because cats are inherently wandering/nomadic, hence the vagabond name. But all these are mute points because cats aren't worth owning (unless they have missiles of course). Also, back to recruiting, we have got two more amazing PvP corps joining our alliance and that is also pushing our recruitment numbers. So space for YOU is getting more sparse. Come to IMPTECH and talk to us or become a victim of our tear harvesting.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.30 09:51:00 - [239] - Quote :( just had to pay -ú72 to get my dog back from the pound ... Bloody husky always finds a way out of the back garden >> Oh well she is home again now.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.03.31 14:52:00 - [240] - Quote Even with a slur to our good name we have had two very good corps join our alliance.. But this is not a alliance recruitment thread its a corp recruitment thread. Great fight with goons last night : ) Time dialation was @ 10% We were out numbered about 4 to 1 but hey thats goons for ya :)
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.01 13:31:00 - [241] - Quote Bought another 2 daredevils last night.. : ) lets hope these last longer than the last couple : )
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.02 10:02:00 - [242] - Quote Another day another bump. Not many places to go now.. Its like a lotto the last few tickets always take ages to sell, so it seem with the last few places ,, never mind this thread will be closing very soon now.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.03 16:59:00 - [243] - Quote Lee, you know the bar never really closes.... oh wait we were talking about this thread closing.... RIGHT IMPTECH channel or else we will slam the door in your face and maybe Lee's Husky will bite you in the ankle.
Reece Davis The Naked Revolution NightSong Directorate 2	Posted - 2012.04.03 17:14:00 - [244] - Quote great bunch of guys to fly with. was with them for a while and enjoyed it very much!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.04 18:39:00 - [245] - Quote Lee.... Lee.... LEEEEE!!!!! Someone read it this far!! We are getting through to people!! Reece, thanks for the kind words. We had some dang good times with Greywolf!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.05 20:47:00 - [246] - Quote To the top we go
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.06 10:20:00 - [247] - Quote oh oh oh easter holidays. Kids off school, inlaws are down and staying in a caravan park ( thats a trailer park to you americans ) so only a short while before i manage to get myself back into eve....
Reece Davis The Naked Revolution NightSong Directorate 2	Posted - 2012.04.06 14:51:00 - [248] - Quote Lee that's what wireless internet is for!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.07 10:03:00 - [249] - Quote you misunderstand dude, The inlaws are at the caravan park not me and im running the kids back and forth between home and there :P By the time im finished fliting about its to lae for me to log on : (( any ways another bump for a great corp..
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.08 16:42:00 - [250] - Quote I've always wanted to go bump a Caravan especially after Top Gears caravan episode.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.10 20:03:00 - [251] - Quote Lee has been consumed by inlaws so I can double bump for him!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.11 16:37:00 - [252] - Quote Inlaws packed up and sent home now : ) now to deal with a ******** of a mother ......
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.12 15:43:00 - [253] - Quote Im still not back in game properly but im here enough to bump this thread
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.12 17:53:00 - [254] - Quote We are getting near if not touching our recruitment limit but for fun my last push here is if you like fighting Goons and CFC you'll get plenty of that! Join IMPTECH channel now or we will send Lee's in-laws and his A************* Mother after you.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.13 09:42:00 - [255] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: We are getting near if not touching our recruitment limit but for fun my last push here is if you like fighting Goons and CFC you'll get plenty of that! Join IMPTECH channel now or we will send Lee's in-laws and his A************* Mother after you. And you really dont want her on your back i can tell you
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.15 11:15:00 - [256] - Quote Where has the love gone ?
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.16 15:31:00 - [257] - Quote Nope still looking... cant find it anymore
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.16 21:06:00 - [258] - Quote lee boots wrote: Where has the love gone ? I feel a sappy 70/80's love song playing it the backround... [Walks away and gets the rest of IT and perform for Lee Boots ] Hopefully this works and if you join IMPTECH channel, you can find out how it went! Also we recruited a few great members recently.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.19 08:15:00 - [259] - Quote bump
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 15	Posted - 2012.04.20 08:41:00 - [260] - Quote KK this is going to be the last bump from me for awhile guys..o/ But remember IT is probably the best corp you will ever join. Get into there recruitment channel and talk to them today : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.20 20:35:00 - [261] - Quote lee boots wrote: KK this is going to be the last bump from me for awhile guys..o/ But remember IT is probably the best corp you will ever join. Get into there recruitment channel and talk to them today : ) Our awesomeness bored Lee Boots. Poor bloke! But he is still awesome and a loyal bumpage partner! Who else is going to continue our great novelas now? Must find them.... Join IMPTECH channel and maybe you can be the next Lee Boots. P.S. Lee, I'll bump yours if you bump mine
Kimsemus Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 2	Posted - 2012.04.20 21:53:00 - [262] - Quote I AM BUMPING THE RECRUITMENT THREAD OF MY CORP. BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ACTIVE CEO. BEHOLD.
lee boots BLOOM. Bloomswarm 15	Posted - 2012.04.22 14:37:00 - [263] - Quote oO COME ON GUYS KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OR I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN....
Prophet Avater Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.04.23 13:34:00 - [264] - Quote Bumpy!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.23 21:31:00 - [265] - Quote lee boots wrote: oO COME ON GUYS KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OR I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN.... Bring those shinny new ships to me Lee or I will come find them! That will be payment enough for keeping this thread bumed Lee "Gone but Not Yet Forgotten" Boots!
lee boots BLOOM. Bloomswarm 15	Posted - 2012.04.24 14:41:00 - [266] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: oO COME ON GUYS KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OR I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN.... Bring those shinny new ships to me Lee or I will come find them! That will be payment enough for keeping this thread bumed Lee "Gone but Not Yet Forgotten" Boots! Dont make me come back to tribute and ***** slap you Mazz... You know i will do it.... I will run the M-O gate camp, and come pay a little visit.....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 9	Posted - 2012.04.25 20:29:00 - [267] - Quote lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: oO COME ON GUYS KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OR I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN.... Bring those shinny new ships to me Lee or I will come find them! That will be payment enough for keeping this thread bumed Lee "Gone but Not Yet Forgotten" Boots! Dont make me come back to tribute and *** slap you Mazz... You know i will do it.... I will run the M-O gate camp, and come pay a little visit..... YAY I might get a Lee Boots sighting! We miss your proper English * on those camps. But why no BLOOM for you anymore? I guess the answer is the hole in your heart from IMPTECH is lasting. See people, it's like herpes, that sh*t stays with you!
Benjamin Boots The Scope Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2012.04.30 18:44:00 - [268] - Quote Please bitches, Keep this @ the top you lazy f*ckers.
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.01 22:08:00 - [269] - Quote Keeping at the top! Bump
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.01 22:08:00 - [270] - Quote Benjamin Boots wrote: Please bitches, Keep this @ the top you lazy f*ckers. P.S. I thought Benji was buried....
lee boots Malum Crusis 17	Posted - 2012.05.02 11:54:00 - [271] - Quote He was : )
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.02 21:20:00 - [272] - Quote lee boots wrote: He was : ) Then he must be called Frankenstein from now on!!! To the TOP!! IMPTECH, join now!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.04 18:42:00 - [273] - Quote So our alliance (DRILL) is hanging out in the Top 20 Alliance currently on kills! We ended last month on the list and now we are even higher on the list. And that is just icing on the IMPTECH cake, so why would you not want to come talk to us in our Channel and see about joining? You're missing out on the fun!!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.07 20:24:00 - [274] - Quote Bump to the top! So now that Mr. Boots is temporarily gone who is going to contribute to a good story board with me? Join IMPTECH channel and we can arrange something! P.S. We keep destroying more and more internet spaceships. So join us or give us your tears!
lee boots Malum Crusis 17	Posted - 2012.05.08 19:34:00 - [275] - Quote Some say that if lee boots is not bumping this thread it seems to get left for a few days.. This is not good enough IT. I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU. Or is this your underhanded way of keeping me coning back here ?
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 17	Posted - 2012.05.12 09:18:00 - [276] - Quote OK the boots is back and i want you... We are looking for more EU tz players.. Get in channel and talk to us NOW....... We offer fights, fights ,fights and then somemore fights, So if you want action, and then some get in our recruitment channel and talk to us.. NOW BITCHES
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 17	Posted - 2012.05.13 09:49:00 - [277] - Quote A bump to let you know the first page has been edited..
lanyaie 284	Posted - 2012.05.13 10:48:00 - [278] - Quote Vouching for this good bunch of people, they may molest and **** you but after It get's...well lets just say you get used to it. DarklordKarn > i do not like to go into detail of the checks i make, but they are deep and very penertrating DarklordKarn > and sometimes leave people v sore But other then that you can trust them to take good care of your body. I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you
Kimsemus Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 4	Posted - 2012.05.13 13:08:00 - [279] - Quote To the top!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.14 15:13:00 - [280] - Quote Come on you EU tzers.. We want you to come with us and show these US tzers how we rock over this side of the pond....
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.14 23:12:00 - [281] - Quote Once again I'll mention that IT is like herpes!!! Doesn't matter how far you go, it will always be with you hence why Lee Boots is already back!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.15 08:26:00 - [282] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: Once again I'll mention that IT is like herpes!!! Doesn't matter how far you go, it will always be with you hence why Lee Boots is already back! Lol's yep just like herpes, scabs included.
Unz Vallen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.05.15 21:38:00 - [283] - Quote
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.15 23:55:00 - [284] - Quote lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: Once again I'll mention that IT is like herpes!!! Doesn't matter how far you go, it will always be with you hence why Lee Boots is already back! Lol's yep just like herpes, scabs included. SHHHHHHHHHHHH.... That was suppose to be the signing bonus Lee!!
Prophet Avater Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 0	Posted - 2012.05.16 08:59:00 - [285] - Quote What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Cambria Steele Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2012.05.16 22:08:00 - [286] - Quote Prophet Avater wrote: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it! And we taste it??!?!? I see what you did there!!
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.17 08:22:00 - [287] - Quote HHmmmm Time for a new bump. May be time to take this thread in a new direction soon
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.17 22:10:00 - [288] - Quote If you say Diablo III.... I may slap you Lee
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.18 04:39:00 - [289] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: If you say Diablo III.... I may slap you Lee You mean Diablobollox ?
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.18 19:24:00 - [290] - Quote lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: If you say Diablo III.... I may slap you Lee You mean Diablobollox ? I have no idea, haven't bought or played it.... yet....
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.19 13:30:00 - [291] - Quote Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: lee boots wrote: Mazzerri Aurilen wrote: If you say Diablo III.... I may slap you Lee You mean Diablobollox ? I have no idea, haven't bought or played it.... yet.... The word that scares me in your statement is the word YET
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.20 12:35:00 - [292] - Quote Happy birthday to me bitches... 44 years young today.
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.21 08:37:00 - [293] - Quote I would bump but it would probably make my head hurt
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.21 23:37:00 - [294] - Quote Just to let you know, to get into IMPTECH, get ready to get use to Fleets and Ops were we move around just like Elephants do! The Elephant caravans are commonplace
lee boots Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 18	Posted - 2012.05.22 19:19:00 - [295] - Quote lets do the bump thing again
Cambria Steele Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 1	Posted - 2012.05.23 18:24:00 - [296] - Quote Cambria- "Dalton, why do we have all these dolls lying around your office in J-gamp?" Dalton - "To handle all the sexual harassment claims Lee Boots and Kat get us in." Cambria - "But why do you need so many?" Dalton - "Incase there is a group harassment claim?" Cambria - "We've had those?" Dalton - "I can only hope.... I mean that is on a need to know basis and you do NOT need to know Cambria."
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.29 18:16:00 - [297] - Quote Because .. is cooler then anything you have going! That is why this is our handle now!!
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.05.31 23:39:00 - [298] - Quote Dots are cool
Mazzerri Aurilen Imperium Technologies F0RCEFUL ENTRY 10	Posted - 2012.06.05 21:16:00 - [299] - Quote Last one for Lee Boots, just because it's hilarious!!! I promise, I'm done

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