Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong...

Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong...

Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar.

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"Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"


Amarr local : ...


For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.


You want that effect ,

pay us for it.

Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Rabble?

Where to next Mort?

To greaness i imagine,

Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate

I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer.

Keep doing great things.



Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with.

I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer.

Keep doing great things.



Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with.

To greaness i imagine,

Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate.

Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Hey. I found this thing. It was on page two. That's not okay.
Correctification ensues.

Now, if you don't mind, I must go forth and seek out a clown to murder.

Imagine yourself warping through a sea of tears... it always helped me get into the mindset!!

I'll extend my offer here as I did in the other thread.

Repo was an empire merc corp back in the day (07-09). When the mechanics changed to support mass decs and hub camping we left the merc ranks.... to be more exact we mostly disbanded. Mercing was becoming more about the kb and less about the service, so we closed up shop. Over the course of eons (4 or so weeks) we all ended up back together in wh space. I had an alt in a C6 corp. It was fun stuff so the C6 corp created an alliance and we reformed repo industries under the mom and pop ammo shop flag and joined the alliance. The alliance was transmission lost. We got into a C2-HS/C4 statics to learn the wh facet of eve. Some alliance drama crept into TL, so we left. We formed R.E.P.O and grabbed a C5-C5 and set up a home. Several years later (now) the spirit of repo industries is back home in it's original merc corp.

We're a small tight group. We just got burned out of our last C5-C2 home by NoVac a few months back. We're now in a C4. The pvp is a bit more steady and (ignoring the billions that were lost) overall I'd say it was a good move. Life is good!

So that's the history. You can pull up our kb and see that in our hearts we log in to pew. A twist for some of you - we log in to pew. We don't log in to win. We don't take really bad fights (ok mostly we don't, but sometimes you might be able to second guess the tactical soundness of some decisions), but we are comfortable fighting outnumbered.

So that's the now. Here's the sales pitch. Feel free to visit our public channel and we'll even get any of you guys on comms that are interested enough. I'm a cynical fanatic as a recruiter, but I think I know enough about at least a few of you that if you want to try something new we'll open our doors to you. We're ok w/ purple fleets also so there is that. We may be THE definition of eve casual. This is open stuff - I'm not trying to poach (well... maybe a little, but not in a sneaky way). Come as a group, an individual or a bored fleet looking to stir something up. Heck we'll give you a route in and pew your faces of if it's that kind of a night.

(Makes ridiculous 'call me' hand gesture)