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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2012.12.30 23:08:00 -
          [1] - Quote 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a PvP alliance composed by players with solid pvp experience, and also with the skills and willingness necessary to find and destroy your enemies anywhere they hide. We offer every type of merc service. We are also willing to work with other merc alliances and corporations.
 
 Killboard: http://www.devilswarrior.info/killboard/?a=home
 You can always look up any of our members or corporations on battleclinic to get further details.
 
 Contacts: Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz
 
 Prices will be negotiated depending on the contract details, but in most cases only a flat rate fee is applied. If you would like different payment options all can be discussed and we can even work with you on a permanent basis.
 
 We are small, but we do what we can. Even against overwhelming odds
  
 We offer total confidentiality.
 
 Recruitment is currently open for members and corps, but don't expect being accepted immediately if we don't know you.
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        |  Sir Tearz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2012.12.31 01:12:00 -
          [2] - Quote 
 bump
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        |  ZANE VOIDSTALKER
 Concentrated Evil
 The Marmite Collective
 
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       | Posted - 2012.12.31 02:51:00 -
          [3] - Quote 
 bump for a good group of pilots "give um hell guys"
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        |  Vinz Stardust
 Posthuman Society
 
 4
 
 
       | Posted - 2012.12.31 12:50:00 -
          [4] - Quote 
 Bump for awsomeness! \o/
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        |  Goy Solos
 British Federation
 Sleepless Knights Alliance
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2012.12.31 15:11:00 -
          [5] - Quote 
 Confirming these guys are awesome to be at war with!
  
 Keep it up!
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        |  Sir Tearz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.01.02 17:32:00 -
          [6] - Quote 
 And up
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Under the Wings of Fury
 The Marmite Collective
 
 154
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.01.03 23:25:00 -
          [7] - Quote 
 If Zane likes ya...I'll bite.
 And when I post to a thread they sometimes explode.
 Bump
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        |  Wolf Kolona
 Ghost Headquarters
 The Ghost Army
 
 50
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.01.04 00:16:00 -
          [8] - Quote 
 Bump for a good bunch of guys.
 Raz still owes me oral though.
 -The Ghost Army-
 Mercs For Hire
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.01.04 16:08:00 -
          [9] - Quote 
 I love you guys! Real man love! :P
 
 Even you Wolfie boy!
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        |  Nay Stigma
 Space Monkey Golems
 Army of Dark Shadows
 
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       | Posted - 2013.01.05 18:52:00 -
          [10] - Quote 
 Great bunch of guys here used them in the past always was happy with the out come.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.02.06 19:19:00 -
          [11] - Quote 
 Still here :)
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        |  culo duro
 Federal Enslavement
 
 11
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.02.07 09:30:00 -
          [12] - Quote 
 I have a very serious question.
 
 Do you like cup cakes? Because if you don't i'll hate you all, because cup cakes are awesome.
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        |  Sir Tearz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.02.17 20:40:00 -
          [13] - Quote 
 Bump
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        |  Shadow Love
 Shadowfall Logistics
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.02.19 01:47:00 -
          [14] - Quote 
 Confirming the Devils are effective, having been in an alliance that allied them during a war, and then being decced by them in a seperate corp not related to that alliance.
 
 P.S. Can I haz my Tornado back?
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        |  Freundliches Feuer
 Get Lost.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.02.19 11:26:00 -
          [15] - Quote 
 nice kills, have a bump
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        |  Sith1s Spectre
 Sky Fighters
 Talocan United
 
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       | Posted - 2013.02.19 12:00:00 -
          [16] - Quote 
 A friendly bump for a bunch of gents who generally kick ass and chew gum. They are also generally out of gum.
 
 
 CCP please consider hats as a clothing option for our spaceship barbies.-á
 
 Artist impression of what this could potentially be http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t66/ROBC5Z06/sithsig_zps86971c83.jpg
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 
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       | Posted - 2013.02.19 20:15:00 -
          [17] - Quote 
 +1, these guys are badass
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Valen Kess
 Sacrificial Lambs
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.03.02 21:49:00 -
          [18] - Quote 
 DWA just got a little stronger, we are glad to be a part of such a well respected merc alliance. No target is too big or too small.
 
 
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        |  GCDJ
 Empire Assault Corp
 Dead Terrorists
 
 2
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.03.29 21:09:00 -
          [19] - Quote 
 These guys are relentless, effective and pro.
 
 Take no prisoners
  
 
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        |  Hann Solio
 TXO Mining and Salvage Ltd.
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.04.01 17:30:00 -
          [20] - Quote 
 There is a Corp called Office of Orifice Expansion that is griefing newb miner corporations in the spaces around Jita. I have placed a billion ISK bounty on them. If your corp would like to make some money please war dec them and start hunting them. Every time you kill a member of the corp you will not only get the bounty, I will also send you 50 Mil. If you kill their CEO Sc00by K I will send you 100 Mil. I get an email every time one is killed because of the bounty. When the bounty is depleted I will put another 1 Bil bounty on them. I have 15 Bil to spend to teach these guys a lesson and get them to stop griefing all the new players just trying to mine a little. Thanks in advance and good hunting.
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        |  Rhapsodae
 Bedlam Escapees
 Silent Requiem
 
 13
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.04.04 15:23:00 -
          [21] - Quote 
 Devils Warriors FTW
 
 # 2
 Jitters 4-4: Eve Online Comic.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 94
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.03 16:37:00 -
          [22] - Quote 
 Bazinga!
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  rswfire
 Firesworn Productions
 
 66
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.04 01:11:00 -
          [23] - Quote 
 These guys were very mean to us when we were a new corp.
  
 They're relentless; they decced us for three weeks! They got some pretty blingy kills too, one of which was my own. Technically, two were my own -- I had loaned a ship to a friend who had gotten killed in it. Sigh.
 
 We tried to fight these little bastards. We fleeted up with all of our guys in T1 frigs fit for ECM and tackling (we were mostly made up of new players at the time), reshipping from a station nearby. I went for as much tank as possible, knowing I wasn't ready for BS' but that they would primary me if I undocked, in the hopes my guys could kill some of them while they did so. I expected to lose the ship, but I made a bad call and had them primary Raz. :P
 
 We definitely could have killed a few of them that night, but I wanted to "kill the leader" even though I was going to die too -- but at least it'd be in a blaze of glory, right?! Sadly, that was not the outcome...but in the end, it was fun. We learned a lot from that war, and while it was difficult, it made us stronger in some ways.
 
 TL;DR: Can't say much about the alliance, but when it comes to Raz and Tearz, run away and never log in again!
  
 Put another way, I endorse this product and/or service.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAz0aWEzpw
 http://www.firesworn.com/index.php?/topic/69-about-firesworn-nation/
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 15
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.04 16:13:00 -
          [24] - Quote 
 Thanks for the kind words guys
  
 PS; rwsfire, what does'nt kill you makes you stronger.
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        |  Akshel Darmazaf
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 3
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.06 12:39:00 -
          [25] - Quote 
 BUMP!
  .
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        |  Wolf Kolona
 Ghost Headquarters
 The Ghost Army
 
 62
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.07 07:24:00 -
          [26] - Quote 
 Good to see you're back too gents.
 
 As one merc regarding another, these guys are the second-best option there is when you want your targets hunted and chased to oblivion
  -The Ghost Army-
 Mercs For Hire
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 332
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.07 10:44:00 -
          [27] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Thanks for the kind words guys   PS; rwsfire, what does'nt kill you makes you stronger.   
 Having some merc friends help too
  (see their bio) 
 You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Sir Tearz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.08 11:32:00 -
          [28] - Quote 
 Bump
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        |  Indorian
 Thorn Project
 Ushra'Khan
 
 24
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.09 01:28:00 -
          [29] - Quote 
 "Like a Phoenix, they too shall rise from the ashes of their dissolution, and upon their return the skies shall be set ablaze from their glory"
 
 - 07
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        |  Patera Silk
 Always-Hungry Co.
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.12 03:47:00 -
          [30] - Quote 
 uhhh! you guys are back?!??!
 
 -my panties just dropped.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 16
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.05.12 15:33:00 -
          [31] - Quote 
 
 Patera Silk wrote:uhhh! you guys are back?!??!
 -my panties just dropped.
 
 Yes, we are
  
 Come home little devils!
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        |  BodyMassageMachine
 Devil's Evil Spirits
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.06.17 14:31:00 -
          [32] - Quote 
 Having recently joined, I was dismayed to discover that Lord Raz doesn't keep his threads bumped. Rest assured, he does in fact want contracts, and any appearances to the contrary are entirely imagined.
 
 Send us ALL your business. Your targets will have no safe quarter.
 
 (Contact Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz)
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 
 117
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.05 17:48:00 -
          [33] - Quote 
 Tear generation perfected...case in point
 
 So sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Marianne Pollard
 University of Caille
 Gallente Federation
 
 57
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.05 18:46:00 -
          [34] - Quote 
 Bump for excellent and professional mercs. I've been decced by these guys and, whilst they didn't kill me, they were very smart about the way they handled themselves.
 
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        |  General Nusense
 Not Posting With My Main
 
 69
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.05 19:07:00 -
          [35] - Quote 
 I found this, since its related to this "merc alliance" i thought i would post it here.
 
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca/2013/07/moar-tears.html
 
 also, this merc alliance sucks. their KB is weak. would not recommend.
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        |  VegasMirage
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 529
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.06 07:49:00 -
          [36] - Quote 
 hmmm, perhaps I have a contract for you
  
 
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Intar Medris
 Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 105
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.07 09:12:00 -
          [37] - Quote 
 Bump.
 
 P.S. I need more **** to shoot.
 I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 118
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.08 19:25:00 -
          [38] - Quote 
 
 
 Oh, are you done? Well allow me to retort...
 
 1) The link you posted was posted just two messages above yours, so best case you aren't so smart, worst case your retard_ed.
 
 2) First you promote Devils by (re) posting a link to a very successful campaign, then diss them immediately after? (I would refer you to my point #1 re: not-so-smart/retard_ed, but we are leaning more towards retard_ation at this point...)
 
 3) By posting with an alt instead of a main, we can only conclude a) you are a recent recipient of our attentions and b) you fear further attentions?
 
 Offering of tears and confirmation of effectiveness graciously accepted.
 
 F
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 125
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.30 15:59:00 -
          [39] - Quote 
 Ganktribution
 
 ..retribution tear collection perfected.
 
 
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Johnnie Blue
 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
 Silent Requiem
 
 18
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.31 02:21:00 -
          [40] - Quote 
 Devil's methods are so effective that I keep them on retainer :-)
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        |  Sanya Chan
 Red Federation
 RvB - RED Federation
 
 18
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.07.31 23:29:00 -
          [41] - Quote 
 Bumping for a good time and old friends <3 raz and tears
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        |  Wolf Kolona
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 71
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.02 15:10:00 -
          [42] - Quote 
 The merger of DWA (Devils Warrior Alliance) And TGA (The Ghost Army) Is about complete.
 
 Enjoy getting 'two' merc groups for the price of one!
 -The Ghost Army-
 Mercs For Hire
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 
 54
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.04 23:57:00 -
          [43] - Quote 
 Bump for some good mercs <3
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 128
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.06 15:25:00 -
          [44] - Quote 
 Bump
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Zeus Maximo
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 
 328
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.07 14:24:00 -
          [45] - Quote 
 Back to top
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 128
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.07 14:45:00 -
          [46] - Quote 
 Tall blonde walks into a bar, poodle under one arm, a salami  under the other...
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.09 16:00:00 -
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 Oh SNAP, things just got real
 ...
 "Sivor also complained of their (The Marmite Collective's) capability to take away too much of the competition. "They take a big share of merc contracts available due to size..." but it wasn't necessarily the size that bothered Sivor, rather the ability to make good on those contracts. "It's not possible to deliver if you have literally dozens of contracts..." he claimed, "that gives a bad rep to merc groups in general."
 ...
 "We do more than just camp a trade hub," said Sharker2k3.
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Sharker2k3
 Black Storm Cartel
 Blackguard Mercenaries
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.10 02:13:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Oh SNAP ... ... "We do more than just camp a trade hub," said Sharker2k3. 
 There were no names associated with that quote >_>
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.10 03:46:00 -
          [49] - Quote 
 Merge of rebirth and DWA is complete...an already good alliance becomes better :D bumpity bump
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 901
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.10 11:36:00 -
          [50] - Quote 
 hunters
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.12 18:12:00 -
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 We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.
 
 If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you.
 
 "Those three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance.
 ...
 All in all, however, your alliance did somewhere around 10B in damage to us
 ...
 I believe you wanted to crush our spirits, and you did a pretty good job of that. " -- rswfire, ex-target, now customer
 
 Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.
 
 Would you like to know more?
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Zeus Maximo
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 
 361
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.12 18:23:00 -
          [52] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.  If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you. "Those  three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance. ... All in all, however, your alliance did somewhere around 10B in damage to us ... I believe you wanted to crush our spirits, and you did a pretty good job of that. "  Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.  Would you like to know more ? 
 Now that is a damn good ad. Keep up the good work!
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        |  Heluene Keller
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 5
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.12 19:36:00 -
          [53] - Quote 
 These guys are good.
 
 I am, however, rather fond of this comment.
 
 Tah'ris <3
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.12 20:22:00 -
          [54] - Quote 
 
 Heluene Keller wrote:These guys are good. I am, however, rather fond of this comment . Tah'ris <3 
 Lame. Show me someone who never dies, Ill show you someone who doesn't undock.
 
 People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Heluene Keller
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 6
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.12 20:27:00 -
          [55] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Heluene Keller wrote:These guys are good. I am, however, rather fond of this comment . Tah'ris <3 Lame. Show me someone who never dies, Ill show you someone who doesn't undock. People in glass houses  shouldn't throw stones... 
 Oh Feyd, c'mon it's funny. Lighten up lover, I still think you guys are awesome.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.12 20:35:00 -
          [56] - Quote 
 
 Heluene Keller wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Heluene Keller wrote:These guys are good. I am, however, rather fond of this comment . Tah'ris <3 Lame. Show me someone who never dies, Ill show you someone who doesn't undock. People in glass houses  shouldn't throw stones... Oh Feyd, c'mon it's funny. Lighten up lover, I still think you guys are awesome. 
 Dude, you called me out (and an ********) on a kill you werent even in on, when I zapped you previously...
 
 You lighten the f up.
 
 (hugs)
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Tah'ris Khlador
 Space Ghosts.
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 988
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.13 06:27:00 -
          [57] - Quote 
 Adriel takes on your entire fleet.
 
 Your fleet takes my suspect vexor.
 
 Do you see the difference?
 I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.13 10:12:00 -
          [58] - Quote 
 Guys.. please pipe it down..
 
 Adriel did a good trap, with friends (and we got raped with our pants down) gj
 Tah'ris, you ****** up and got caught playing around aswell. Dont hide behind your CEO accomplishments as your own.
 And Feyd.. dont take things so personally :P
 
 I GÖÑ you all!
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        |  Zeus Maximo
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.13 12:57:00 -
          [59] - Quote 
 Could we have that ad posted again? It was more of a turn on :p
 
 ps: you couldn't even pay me in gum to fly a frigate anywhere near a loki
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.13 13:09:00 -
          [60] - Quote 
 
 Zeus Maximo wrote:Could we have that ad posted again? It was more of a turn on :p
 ps: you couldn't even pay me in gum to fly a frigate anywhere near a loki
 
 Zeuz, a frig fleet vs a loki with support is a bad move, I grant you that.
 
 We did not expect Adriel to log on, and at least not undock. (he had not been seen active in a few weeks)
 We had a little fun roam in frigs (and a hic, due to all stabs) and ended up in "Merc central" to run some locators.
 
 Adriel did see an opportunity and took it, props for that.
 
 
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        |  Yendaj
 THE FINAL STAND
 The Final Stand.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.13 13:25:00 -
          [61] - Quote 
 
 
 While you are comtemplating fleet compositions, you might want to rethink allowing
 
 Kai86 to FC battleship fleets against Carebears =/
 
 He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back
  
 
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        |  Heluene Keller
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.13 14:16:00 -
          [62] - Quote 
 
 Yendaj wrote:He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back   
 *Inserts obligatory drawl suggesting snarkily that he join Marmite if this is the case etc... etc...*
 
 Not my words, theirs.
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        |  Akshel Darmazaf
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.13 14:43:00 -
          [63] - Quote 
 
 
 Please, show me where Kai touched you...
 
 
 Bump!
 .
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        |  Immortal Chrono Pimpin
 Caldari Provisions
 Caldari State
 
 12
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.13 15:07:00 -
          [64] - Quote 
 Been in there fleets and comms, Real cool guys that know what there doing.
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        |  Dark 0verlord
 Sloth Team Six
 
 76
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.13 23:19:00 -
          [65] - Quote 
 
 
 
 Don't listen to whatever this scrub says. He is ********. "I AM A TRUE HERETIC" ******.
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 977
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.14 06:55:00 -
          [66] - Quote 
 
 Dark 0verlord wrote:Don't listen to whatever this scrub says. He is ********. "I AM A TRUE HERETIC" ******. 
 It's true I've never met a more manly player in Eve, stroke my e-peen or I'll cry.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 977
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.14 06:58:00 -
          [67] - Quote 
 True mercs with great leadership and a competent crew. Hire them.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.08.14 14:28:00 -
          [68] - Quote 
 We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.
 
 If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you.
 
 ""Please stop. I have a ******* life. I don't have time to plan ops to **** with you guys all day. "
 ...
 "Laivas is one of my closest and dearest friends and she nearly quit over this incident. When I start losing the friends that matter most to me, this game will no longer hold any meaning for me whatsoever. I'm not here for the PVP. I'm here for the friendships, and this war is straining them."
 ...
 "Those three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance."
 
 Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.
 
 Would you like to know more?
 http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca
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        |  Akshel Darmazaf
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 15
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.16 11:57:00 -
          [69] - Quote 
 Give us more contracts guys!
 
 
 BUMP
  Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Mercs /-áKB
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        |  Aki Uurtem
 Black Storm Cartel
 Blackguard Mercenaries
 
 2
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.16 16:38:00 -
          [70] - Quote 
 Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far.
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 102
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.17 08:10:00 -
          [71] - Quote 
 
 Aki Uurtem wrote:Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far. I'm just happy to have targets shoot back! I've had to resort to jita 1v1s and suspect logi baiting to counteract the boredom I've had from camping marmite
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 139
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.19 18:14:00 -
          [72] - Quote 
 Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance.
 
 If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
 
 Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels...
 
 Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache'?
 
 There is no level  we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves.
 
 Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 143
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.21 15:07:00 -
          [73] - Quote 
 McDonalds is everywhere, its the biggest.
 
 You can walk to almost any street corner and within moments spot those golden arches beckoning to you with gastrointestinal delights that promise to tingle the senses, and stupefy the mind, all for a low low cost and a delightful minx in polyester thrown in asking 'would you like fries with that?'...
 
 But then, as you hunch over a puke bucket, or bazooka blast the interior of your toilet bowl, you realize that McDonalds is high-volume, low quality, crap. Like mystery ingredient Chinese food from that other restaraunt down the road, you are left feeling hungry hours after eating. Unfilled. Empty. Unsatisfied...
 
 You want steak.
 
 You want to walk into a small fine steak restaurant and in paying hard earned dollars be presented with a meal that not only delights the senses, but fills your soul with meaty goodness that leaves you satisfied for days afterward...
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance is steak.
 
 From the moment you walk into our restaurant you will be treated like the king you are, not a mass volume number to be served crap on a bun, and forgotten moments later. Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat today, and the fillet mignon of merc services can be yours.
 
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        |  Slaveflogger Gall
 The Last Waltz
 Blow Alliance
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.21 16:00:00 -
          [74] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing.Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
 
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        |  Comrade Answers
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 66
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.21 17:29:00 -
          [75] - Quote 
 
 Domineren wrote:Aki Uurtem wrote:Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far. I'm just happy to have targets shoot back! I've had to resort to jita 1v1s and suspect logi baiting to counteract the boredom I've had from camping marmite  
 Tell us how this is any different from what you did before devils...
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 143
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.21 18:06:00 -
          [76] - Quote 
 
 Slaveflogger Gall wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
 I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing. 
 Spurious fast food can fill a quick craving, but deep, penetrating satisfaction of long duration can only come from those who also expect the best, because they deliver the best...only those not above going south for hours to bring you to the release desired, over and over gain are worthy...thrusting home with vim and vigor when its time to shift to a more aggressive posture...
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance are nothing if not flexible. Your will, our command.
 
 If the ISK is right...
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 146
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.24 05:07:00 -
          [77] - Quote 
 Bump. Don't hate the player....
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 150
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.27 15:00:00 -
          [78] - Quote 
 You have enemies and ISK. Our pilots have locator agents and aren't afraid to use them. Unshackled from having to just park ass in trade hubs and pipe systems we will go that extra mile to give your enemies the non-consensual buttsex you've spent hard earned ISKies for...
 
 So isn't it time we hooked up?
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat channel today, for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 150
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.28 19:26:00 -
          [79] - Quote 
 You know the difference between McDonalds and Wolfgang Puck...
 
 Between Microsoft and Apple...
 
 Between Peugeot and BMW...
 
 So why are you still driving a car that breaks down, with an onboard computer that blue-screens, on your way to a golden-arches to have your colon blown inside out?
 
 Why the angst?
 Why the frustration?
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance will get you where you want to go in style, and not leave you stranded at the side of the road like a robbery victim.
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenary service provider for 9 out of 10 surveyed tear collectors.
 
 Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected.
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame now.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 162
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.08.30 16:14:00 -
          [80] - Quote 
 Are you looking for a mercenary to collect tears on your behalf that you can trust?
 
 Do you want a merc that doesn't fake their killboard, or turn around and wardec you just because you stopped paying their 'protection maintenance fees' after you got in bed with them?
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance, hunting your targets to the ends of space -- not just humping trade hubs and pipe-gates sipping pina coladas on your ISK...
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance, purchased friendship you can count on.
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or convo Lord Razpataz for pricing options that meet any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 166
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.02 03:10:00 -
          [81] - Quote 
 Isn't there someone you want tears collected from?
 
 We deliver. Confidentiality assured.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz or join the ingame channel 'The Gates of Hell' for more info.
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 166
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.03 14:34:00 -
          [82] - Quote 
 You work hard for your ISK. We work hard at pursuing our targets.
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance will not just camp trade hubs, pop a few strays that come by and claim magnificence. We will actually hunt your targets wherever they go and collect tears from whomever you wish, all for quite reasonable rates.
 
 Quality. Trust. Confidentiality. Tears.
 
 We wont leave you asking 'Why aren't you killing my contracted targets? Why are you just popping random carebears I don't give a **** about?'
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenaries you can trust, tear collection perfected.
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in game, or contact Lord Razpataz for contract prices to meet any CEO's budget.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 166
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.04 12:18:00 -
          [83] - Quote 
 Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears....
 Would you like to know more?
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1256
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.04 15:59:00 -
          [84] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears.... 
 +1 and an awesome blog to go with it - great job guys
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Sol epoch
 The Death Stalkers
 The Marmite Collective
 
 8
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.04 23:59:00 -
          [85] - Quote 
 
 VegasMirage wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears.... +1 and an awesome blog to go with it - great job guys  
 Follow this guy dorothy and the yellow brick road is yours! make sure you got your red shoes on.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 166
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 14:31:00 -
          [86] - Quote 
 "First he was all love this and romance that, and 'Paul won't know'...next thing I'm knocked up with twins and he's nowhere to be found" - Chani
 
 "Every goddamned weekend he gets hammered and shows up outside my door yelling for a rematch. I mean seriously dude, get over it" - Paul Atreides
 
 "You would think with all those Bettys he has on standby he would flip one of them my way but noooooooo....." - Beast Rabban
 
 "Beautiful boy, go kill something for me..." - Baron Vladomir Harkonnen
 
 ---
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance -- enter "The Gates Of Hell" ingame chat to nagotiate your mercenary contract today.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 499
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 21:22:00 -
          [87] - Quote 
 If you want mercs who killed a ship years ago and still brag about it, go for devils. If you want mercs who have nice kills every day, contact me
  You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 39
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 21:31:00 -
          [88] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:If you want mercs who killed a ship years ago and still brag about it, go for devils. If you want mercs who have nice kills every day, contact me   
 oh.. are we starting to get at you?
 And sry man, Nice kills every day does not make up for it all. And if you (employer) need a merc against pvp'rs, then marmite wont take it..
 So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.
 
 
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        |  Danalee
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 21:34:00 -
          [89] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.
 
 
 I see you guys are looking for clients?
 Eagerly awaiting your offer!
 
 D.
 
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 39
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 21:38:00 -
          [90] - Quote 
 
 
 Hehe, I've read you little thread thingy. funny.
 But think I have conflicting interests in that one, so sry
 
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        |  Danalee
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 21:44:00 -
          [91] - Quote 
 What kind of Merc doesn't take up a trade from a free blueballfest against bad players with a payed contract against real PVP"ers?
 
 Sounds like Mac Donalds to me... but who am I to judge?
 
 D.
 
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 39
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 21:49:00 -
          [92] - Quote 
 
 Danalee wrote:What kind of Merc doesn't take up a trade from a free blueballfest against bad players with a payed contract against real PVP"ers? Sounds like Mac Donalds to me... but who am I to judge? D.  
 K.. now you lost me.. what are you talking about?
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        |  Danalee
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 22:35:00 -
          [93] - Quote 
 Strange... Wasn't it your guys that came boasting about their pvp prowess in our thread?
 How you guys are the Steak in a world filled with bad fastfood mercs?
 
 Here's your chance to put money where your mouths are; an actual paying contract to fight actual PVP'ers.
 There can be no conflicting interests, since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words).
 
 So, at the first sign of an actual paid for challenge (again, by your standards and words) the response is what exactly?
 Oh right... no can do
  
 I kinda expected more from you yet you prove no different from the rest.
 
 D.
 
 
  
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 39
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 22:58:00 -
          [94] - Quote 
 
 Danalee wrote:Strange... Wasn't it your guys that came boasting about their pvp prowess in our thread? How you guys are the Steak in a world filled with bad fastfood mercs? Here's your chance to put money where your mouths are; an actual paying contract  to fight actual PVP'ers. There can be no conflicting interests, since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words). So, at the first sign of an actual paid for challenge (again, by your standards and words) the response is what exactly? Oh right... no can do   I kinda expected more from you yet you prove no different from the rest. D.  
 "since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words)."
 I'm curious where you got this^^ from, who's words exactly?
 
 So.. if I ask you guys to dec any of your blues.. you would accept?
 
 And.. we do have paying contracts now.. still curious how you got the impression we arent?
 
 If I pick a random pvp/griefer corp or alliance and want to hire Marmite to dec them, imagine what will the answer be?
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 166
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.05 23:33:00 -
          [95] - Quote 
 Are you looking for a mercenary corporation that will aggressively pursue your targets? Someone who won't just take your isk and park on trade routes, but will actively hunt the targets you paid good ISK to have killed?
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance typically only has between 10 and 20 outgoing wars at a given time, allowing us to focus on YOUR targets. We get results for our clients by killing their targets, not just randoms...
 
 We are actually mercenaries.
 
 Before selecting a mercenary corporation to get you the satisfaction you deserve, check their alliances war history and their current 'Active Wars'....make sure they don't have too many active wars, for if they do there is NO POSSIBLE WAY they can aggressively hunt all of their clients targets...
 
 Its a scam.
 
 The Devils Warrior Alliance, actively hunting your targets. After all, you paid for it didn't you?
 Would you like to know more?
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        |  Danalee
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 06:15:00 -
          [96] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:
 "since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words)."
 I'm curious where you got this^^ from, who's words exactly?
 
 So.. if I ask you guys to dec any of your blues.. you would accept?
 
 And.. we do have paying contracts now.. still curious how you got the impression we arent?
 
 If I pick a random pvp/griefer corp or alliance and want to hire Marmite to dec them, imagine what will the answer be?
 
 
 The words are from Vegas and others (whose posts sadly have been deleted because they contained personal attacks)
 
 VegasMirage wrote:I say this publicly... we do not have to pay anybody to have them war dec you.
 
 There is also this quote;
 [ 2013.08.04 22:38:58 ] Lord Razpataz > [22:38:05] Tora Bushido > I hoep at least you got paid veryyy well by vegas.... that would make me smile :) <-- who got paid?
 
 If you'd ask us to dec our blues we'd probably  decline and Marmite won't dec a random
 pvp/griefer corp unless they get paid large sums of isk. They are mercs afterall.
 
 How do you know the contract is about shooting blues by the way? I've hired quite a lot of mercs in the past (including Marmites) for a plethora of different tasks, never had the pleasure of working with your crew and since it looks like you avoid real fights I probably won't in the near future?
 
 Figured I'd give it a try, there are plenty of other mercs so I'm confident someone will take me up on my offer.
 Until you actually start taking contracts, consider this a free bump.
 
 D.
 
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 39
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 06:32:00 -
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 Danalee wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:
 "since you are just having some fun while you wait for a real job (not my words)."
 I'm curious where you got this^^ from, who's words exactly?
 
 So.. if I ask you guys to dec any of your blues.. you would accept?
 
 And.. we do have paying contracts now.. still curious how you got the impression we arent?
 
 If I pick a random pvp/griefer corp or alliance and want to hire Marmite to dec them, imagine what will the answer be?
 
 The words are from Vegas and others (whose posts sadly have been deleted because they contained personal attacks) VegasMirage wrote:I say this publicly... we do not have to pay anybody to have them war dec you.
 There is also this quote; [ 2013.08.04 22:38:58 ] Lord Razpataz > [22:38:05] Tora Bushido > I hoep at least you got paid veryyy well by vegas.... that would make me smile :) <-- who got paid? If you'd ask us to dec our blues we'd probably  decline and Marmite won't dec a random  pvp/griefer corp unless they get paid large sums of isk. They are mercs afterall. How do you know the contract is about shooting blues by the way? I've hired quite a lot of mercs in the past (including Marmites) for a plethora of different tasks, never had the pleasure of working with your crew and since it looks like you avoid real fights I probably won't in the near future? Figured I'd give it a try, there are plenty of other mercs so I'm confident someone will take me up on my offer. Until you actually start taking contracts, consider this a free bump. D.  
 Hehe, abit out of context maybe?
 I asked Tora who got paid by Vegas.. That specific war (Marmite) we are doing on our own, and funding it our self.
 So.. from us not taking iskies for a side project, does not say we are out of contracts. Does it?
 
 Let me know the name of the target then, and I'll give you a quote.
 oh... and are you really smacking about avoiding real fights? you little troll you!
 
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        |  Danalee
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 06:40:00 -
          [98] - Quote 
 Guilty as charged
  It keeps me from going bonkers on those slow/long workdays.
 
 Name sent, awaiting offer.
 
 D.
 
 
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1260
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 07:00:00 -
          [99] - Quote 
 Danalee, why would anybody take you serious after all the garbage you wrote. I think you have some work to do before I allow you to regain your composure.
 
 Today, Tora said the war between Devil's and Marmite is nearly even. I "nearly" choked laughing when I heard that. You have no respect for the War Report between pvp corps/players. Why anybody would take you serious is beyond me.
 
 
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Danalee
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 07:29:00 -
          [100] - Quote 
 Haha, poor Vegas, was that a code brown you just experienced?
 
 D.
 
 
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 503
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 10:58:00 -
          [101] - Quote 
 
 VegasMirage wrote:Danalee, why would anybody take you serious after all the garbage you wrote. I think you have some work to do before I allow you to regain your composure.
 Today, Tora said the war between Devil's and Marmite is nearly even. I "nearly" choked laughing when I heard that. You have no respect for the War Report between pvp corps/players. Why anybody would take you serious is beyond me.
 
 
 
 Read again Vegas...... I said Game of Tears and Marmites was kind of even. So far, Devils are ahead of us in this war...... they have the same advantage as break-a-wish. They are smaller and can move faster, hit hard and move on. While Marmites is bigger, everywhere, loses ships faster because we are everywhere, but we do more damage isks wise. So its just a different kind of merc group. As a client, you pick the tool that is needed.
 You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 169
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 13:49:00 -
          [102] - Quote 
 Your the director of a porno, with two applicants for the leading female role...
 
 One is a big, bloated, fat, diva who is currently filming 100 other pornos. Diva-orca is spread so thin in fact, that if she ever does choose to show up on set, lounges lazily at the entrance and gives sub-par BJ's to the teenage strays delivering coffee, not your principal actor...
 
 The other applicant is a young, lithe, energetic minx in a catholic schoolgirl outfit who only has 10 other films on the go. She shows up on set on time, every time -- and instapop's your pincipal actor the moment you say 'Action!'.
 
 Which would you choose?
 
 The Devil's Warrior mercenary Alliance. Lithe, energetic and focussed mercenaries that will pop your targets as paid to do.
 
 "First this bloated fat chick walks on set and I'm like damnnnnn...she's not getting anywhere near me. Then this little Devil's minx crept up behind me and straddled my face before I could get back to my trailer...It was hot, and she tasted like strawberries." -- Ron Jeremy
 
 "I drink a fuckton of liguids to keep my fluid levels up. So I'm waiting on set for diva-orca to show up, my baby makers filled to overflowing, and nothing.... But in walks Devil minx and POP, you'd think it was monsoon season..." -- Peter North
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or contact Lord Razpataz for mercenary contracts that will get you satisfaction, not random coffee-delivery tweens.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 504
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 14:41:00 -
          [103] - Quote 
 Thank god we aren't hired for sex or I would agree with you
  When hired to destroy things, I would prefer a big, bloated, fat, diva that hits anything in here path. The skinny one is nice if you want to distract people or do a surgical strike. All I am saying here is, use the one needed for the job. Sometimes it will be the big diva, sometimes it will be the skinny chick. In the end, the clients decide what they need. If they aint happy with the results, they will leave you, no more isks, alliance dies......  You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 169
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 15:19:00 -
          [104] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:...When hired to destroy things, I would prefer a big, bloated, fat, diva that hits anything in here path. The skinny one is nice if you want to distract people or do a surgical strike...  
 Well allow me to retort...
 
 I am not sure how you can claim '[marmite] hits anything in [our] path' (or status as a mercenary alliance at all really) when its been repeatedly shown you run and dock up the moment anything that shoots back enters local.
 
 You could reasonably claim '[marmite] hits any unskilled random carebear in her path' I suppose, but let's be honest Tora and speak to why all real merc alliances have wardecced marmite for the last while...
 
 ...with 100 war decs active you are incapable of actively hunting all your contracted targets. Marmite as a 'mercenary' alliance is a lie, and a scam..
 
 Now, if your current clients haven't figured this out yet, perhaps based on you and Donalee pimping a padded killboard, (ep 93 @ 1:09:20), I suppose my job remains to keep calling bullsh1t on that...
 
 We would do that with pew, but again, you guys keep running away. ::sadpanda::
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance. Real mercenaries that will hunt clients targets, not just pop random carebears stumbling by.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz today for pricing.
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        |  Tah'ris Khlador
 Space Ghosts.
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 1037
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 15:51:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:...When hired to destroy things, I would prefer a big, bloated, fat, diva that hits anything in here path. The skinny one is nice if you want to distract people or do a surgical strike...  Well allow me to retort ... I am not sure how you can claim '[marmite] hits anything in [our] path' (or status as a mercenary alliance at all really) when its been repeatedly shown you run and dock up the moment anything that shoots back  enters local. You could reasonably claim '[marmite] hits any unskilled random carebear  in her path' I suppose, but let's be honest Tora and speak to why all real merc alliances have wardecced marmite for the last while... ...with 100 war decs active you are incapable of actively hunting all your contracted targets. Marmite as a 'mercenary' alliance is a lie, and a scam. .  Now, if your current clients haven't figured this out yet, perhaps based on you and Donalee pimping a padded killboard,  (ep 93 @ 1:09:20), I suppose my job remains to keep calling bullsh1t on that... We would do that with pew because forum wars are ultimately lame, but again, you guys keep running away. ::sadpanda::The Devil's Warrior Alliance . Real mercenaries that will hunt clients targets, not just pop random carebears stumbling by. Contact Lord Razpataz  today for pricing. 
 Linking your campaign against them does not prove they dock up when people show up. That just proves you've killed them more than they've killed you. They have fought aggressive engagements before and there are several videos as evidence. Picking your fights carefully is all part of the game.
 
 Comparing trade route/hub disruption activities to a merc group that specializes in hunting targets is essentially comparing apples to oranges. Of course they will be terrible at hunting specific contract targets, that's not what they advertise they do. Between their use of Freight Club and their presence in various hubs, they still manage to hit targets who derp into hubs so they're doing what they advertise.
 
 A better argument to belittle Marmite would take the shape of their previous "protection" rackets, which clearly amounted to nothing as every merc group who did go hunting simply took advantage of it and made them look dumb.
 
 You are pigeonholing "mercenary" into a strictly Search and Destroy definition and while this fits into what you or I do, this does not adequately label what Marmite advertises is their primary function.
 I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.09.06 15:59:00 -
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 Tah'ris Khlador wrote:...
 You are pigeonholing "mercenary" into a strictly Search and Destroy definition and while this fits into what you or I do, this does not adequately label what Marmite advertises is their primary function.
 
 Marmite gobbles up a lot of mercenary contracts based on clients seeking specific targets hit or destroyed, and its impossible IMHO for them to honor all said contracts with 100 active wars going. Use your logic, your reason -- if you are one of those corps who hired Marmite to do a job and there are 99 other wars going on, are you really  going to get serviced?
 
 Keep in mind, Marmite is harming all mercenary corporations by how they do business, because clients who are not serviced properly may abandon merc contracts entirely because the Marmites were too busy gate camping scrubs to service them as contracted. They might see all mercenaries as scams and not engage others.
 
 It would be great to see Marmite clearly advertise as a griefing and lolz hisec war alliance, where glorious kills and asshattery is had by all. Fine. But to advertise as *mercs* and be incapable of honoring all contracts with so many wars active, befouls ALL OF US.
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        |  Tah'ris Khlador
 Space Ghosts.
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 1037
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 16:12:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Fine. But to advertise as mercs, and be incapable of servicing all contracts with so many wars active, befouls ALL OF US. 
 I am not special enough to have a director spy in Marmite to see the contract negotiations in order to know the specifics of each of their contracts.
 
 As far as them harming our ability to get contracts, I haven't seen any changes in our contract numbers. As far as Marmite taking 100 contracts on at a time and "harming" future contract opportunities, I see this akin to the whole "you need to honor ransoms" bushido nonsense. I still don't honor them and people still pay me.
 
 Sure, people will be turned off by bad performance from mercs, but common sense is also picking the right tool for the job. Clients can view active wars just as easily as anyone else. Taking a sledge hammer to remove an ant problem is not advisable.
 I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess.
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1260
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 16:36:00 -
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 Tah'ris Khlador wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Fine. But to advertise as mercs, and be incapable of servicing all contracts with so many wars active, befouls ALL OF US. I am not special enough to have a director spy in Marmite to see the contract negotiations in order to know the specifics of each of their contracts. As far as them harming our ability to get contracts, I haven't seen any changes in our contract numbers. The bit about Marmite taking 100 contracts on at a time and "harming" future contract opportunities, I see this akin to the whole "you need to honor ransoms" bushido nonsense. I still don't honor them and people still pay me. Sure, people will be turned off by bad performance from mercs, but common sense is also picking the right tool for the job. Clients can view active wars just as easily as anyone else. Taking a sledge hammer to remove an ant problem is not advisable. 
 Tah'ris you're bad at playing space chess according to Tora, stop trying so hard.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 169
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 17:07:00 -
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 Tah'ris Khlador wrote:...
 Sure, people will be turned off by bad performance from mercs, but common sense is also picking the right tool for the job. Clients can view active wars just as easily as anyone else. Taking a sledge hammer to remove an ant problem is not advisable.
 That's my point, potential customers of mercenary contracts should look at a merc alliance's Active Wars and make sure they are not overstretched and unable to truly service them. Sadly though I suspect many just look at who is the biggest, or equate biggest killboard with 'best able to serve them', and due diligence stops there. What's worse is a bad merc experience can lead them not to even try another provider who can serve them better.
 
 What I can assure our prospective clients is Devils will  pursue and honor all contracts. We will hunt your targets, because each contract matters to us. We will not forget about you once you have paid.
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        |  Tah'ris Khlador
 Space Ghosts.
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 1037
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 17:08:00 -
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 VegasMirage wrote:Tah'ris Khlador wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Fine. But to advertise as mercs, and be incapable of servicing all contracts with so many wars active, befouls ALL OF US. I am not special enough to have a director spy in Marmite to see the contract negotiations in order to know the specifics of each of their contracts. As far as them harming our ability to get contracts, I haven't seen any changes in our contract numbers. The bit about Marmite taking 100 contracts on at a time and "harming" future contract opportunities, I see this akin to the whole "you need to honor ransoms" bushido nonsense. I still don't honor them and people still pay me. Sure, people will be turned off by bad performance from mercs, but common sense is also picking the right tool for the job. Clients can view active wars just as easily as anyone else. Taking a sledge hammer to remove an ant problem is not advisable. Tah'ris you're bad at playing space chess according to Tora, stop trying so hard. 
 You spend two months trying to close Marmite and they're still functioning, albeit more cautiously. We spend two weeks at war with Wh0res in Space and they splinter into new factions. I'm doing perfectly fine at space chess.
 
 I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess.
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1260
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 17:10:00 -
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 Tah'ris Khlador wrote:VegasMirage wrote:Tah'ris Khlador wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote: Fine. But to advertise as mercs, and be incapable of servicing all contracts with so many wars active, befouls ALL OF US. I am not special enough to have a director spy in Marmite to see the contract negotiations in order to know the specifics of each of their contracts. As far as them harming our ability to get contracts, I haven't seen any changes in our contract numbers. The bit about Marmite taking 100 contracts on at a time and "harming" future contract opportunities, I see this akin to the whole "you need to honor ransoms" bushido nonsense. I still don't honor them and people still pay me. Sure, people will be turned off by bad performance from mercs, but common sense is also picking the right tool for the job. Clients can view active wars just as easily as anyone else. Taking a sledge hammer to remove an ant problem is not advisable. Tah'ris you're bad at playing space chess according to Tora, stop trying so hard. You spend two months trying to close Marmite and they're still functioning, albeit more cautiously. We spend two weeks at war with Wh0res in Space and they splinter into new factions. I'm doing perfectly fine at space chess. 
 b/c Whores wasn't already splintering before you dec'd them. And they don't have Dispo or Freight Club any longer padding their killboard.
 
 Dude, we're actually playing the same game... just sayin.
 
 I hope you're not trying to compare your epeen to mine... that would be no fun at all.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 169
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 17:37:00 -
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 You work hard for your ISK. We work hard at pursuing our targets.
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance will not just camp trade hubs, pop a few strays that come by and claim magnificence. We will actually hunt your targets wherever they go and collect tears from whomever you wish, all for quite reasonable rates.
 
 Quality. Trust. Confidentiality. Tears.
 
 We wont leave you asking 'Why aren't you killing my contracted targets? Why are you just popping random carebears I don't give a **** about?'
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenaries you can trust, tear collection perfected.
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in game, or contact Lord Razpataz for contract prices to meet any CEO's budget.
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 118
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 20:42:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your the director of a porno, with two applicants for the leading female role... One is a big, bloated, fat, diva who is currently filming 100 other pornos. Diva-orca is spread so thin in fact, that if she ever does choose to show up on set, lounges lazily at the entrance and gives sub-par BJ's to the teenage strays delivering coffee, not your principal actor...  The other applicant is a young, lithe, energetic minx in a catholic schoolgirl outfit who only has 10 other films on the go. She shows up on set on time, every time -- and instapop's your pincipal actor the moment you say 'Action!'. Which would you choose?The Devil's Warrior mercenary Alliance . Lithe, energetic and focussed mercenaries that will pop your targets as paid to do. "First this bloated fat chick walks on set and I'm like damnnnnn...she's not getting anywhere near me. Then this little Devil's minx crept up behind me and straddled my face before I could get back to my trailer...It was hot, and she tasted like strawberries." -- Ron Jeremy "I drink a fukton of liguids to keep my fluid levels up. So I'm waiting on set for diva-orca to show up, my baby makers filled to overflowing, and nothing.... But in walks Devil minx and POP, you'd think it was monsoon season..." -- Peter North Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or contact Lord Razpataz  for mercenary contracts that will get you satisfaction, not random coffee-delivery tweens who watch Twilight movies. ........where do you get these? i actually laughed my ass off
 
 
 Free Bump
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  Duncan Norvelle
 Red Federation
 RvB - RED Federation
 
 46
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.06 23:12:00 -
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 VegasMirage wrote:
 I hope you're not trying to compare your epeen to mine... that would be no fun at all.
 
 
 
 Actually, yes, it would.
 
 Continue, Tah'ris.
 
 Chase me!
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1264
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.07 02:28:00 -
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 Duncan Norvelle wrote:VegasMirage wrote:
 I hope you're not trying to compare your epeen to mine... that would be no fun at all.
 
 
 Actually, yes, it would. Continue, Tah'ris. 
 Maybe for somebody who does nothing but troll the forums all day. You should try chat roulette instead.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Sol epoch
 The Death Stalkers
 The Marmite Collective
 
 13
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.07 12:59:00 -
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 VegasMirage wrote:Duncan Norvelle wrote:VegasMirage wrote:
 I hope you're not trying to compare your epeen to mine... that would be no fun at all.
 
 
 Actually, yes, it would. Continue, Tah'ris. Maybe for somebody who does nothing but troll the forums all day. You should try chat roulette instead. 
 For somebody who raged in Balle local last night for over an hour and a half you know a thing or two about chat roulette.
 
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        |  Duncan Norvelle
 Red Federation
 RvB - RED Federation
 
 47
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.07 13:56:00 -
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 VegasMirage wrote:Duncan Norvelle wrote:VegasMirage wrote:
 I hope you're not trying to compare your epeen to mine... that would be no fun at all.
 
 
 Actually, yes, it would. Continue, Tah'ris. Maybe for somebody who does nothing but troll the forums all day. You should try chat roulette instead. 
 What's that? Is it SFW? Not sure I'll be able to fit it in, what with commenting on average 4-5 times a day at most.
 
 Come on man, keep up. I expected better than angry from you.
 Chase me!
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 514
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.07 17:54:00 -
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 ******* up someone's merc post with stupid replies.... -1
  You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1267
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.07 19:32:00 -
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 Sol epoch wrote:VegasMirage wrote:Duncan Norvelle wrote:VegasMirage wrote:
 I hope you're not trying to compare your epeen to mine... that would be no fun at all.
 
 
 Actually, yes, it would. Continue, Tah'ris. Maybe for somebody who does nothing but troll the forums all day. You should try chat roulette instead. For somebody who raged in Balle local last night for over an hour and a half you know a thing or two about chat roulette. 
 in local I said CCP created The War Report to avoid Special Olympic arguments in local, so respect our winning war report against Marmite (20 billion killed less than 1 bill lost) and you guys said "We're killing other people, so we're still winning..."
 
 this statement says it all.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 170
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.08 02:14:00 -
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 rswfire wrote:These guys were merciless  to us when we were a new corp.   They're relentless; they decced us for three weeks! They got some pretty blingy kills too , one of which was my own. Technically, two were my own -- I had loaned a ship to a friend who had gotten killed in it. Sigh. (I didn't link them all as it would take some effort to find them, but you get the idea.) We tried to fight these little bastards. We plotted to take them down in a blaze of glory. We got all of our guys in T1 frigs fit for ECM and tackling (we were mostly made up of new players at the time), set up all of their clones in a station in the staging area, ready to reship with dozens of ships in the hangars, and out we came! I was not ready to fly battleships yet, but I needed to be as tanky as possible . I knew if I undocked, they'd primary me, and they did. Our goal was to have them focus on me while our T1 frigs caused some havoc and a few battleships could snipe them. Things didn't go as planned; we couldn't get the composition, our former alliance engaged them right before we were ready, and I made a bad call and had my guys primary Raz. :P It was a good fight, that could have ended very differently, which shows they're willing to engage in a good fight and take some risks. After that, we didn't much want to deal with them any longer, so we decided to hire our own mercs and evade them as much as we could. This was helpful, but it didn't prevent them from hunting us and engaging us when it suited them. I can say with certainty they are very smart about the way they go about their business. Our first fleet engagement Raz sat outside his home station letting us pummel him; only later did I realize he was assessing our DPS! And they don't just camp market hubs; they'll locate you, figure out what you're doing, and patiently wait to ambush you. We learned a lot from that war, and while it was difficult, it made us stronger in some ways. I wouldn't call these guys friends, but I do believe mercs serve an important role in Eve, and having been on the receiving end of their contract...I know what they're capable of. Aside from one incident at the end, I felt they were very professional to us, willing to communicate constructively, and honestly, fun to play with in some ways.TL;DR : I only encountered their main corp so I can't really comment on their alliance, but when it comes to Raz and Tearz, run away and never log in again!   Put another way, I endorse this product and/or service. (This entire post was meant as an endorsement in a light-hearted manner.) 
 ::sniff::
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 171
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.09 02:49:00 -
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 Mercs. Good ones.
 
 Your ISK, our blasters, their tears.
 
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        |  VegasMirage
 Side Effects.
 Serious Space Holding Alliance
 
 1269
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.09 15:31:00 -
          [122] - Quote 
 Hire these guys when you want pipe's, undocks, home systems shut down or for targeted harassment.
 no more games... it's real this time!!!
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        |  PreZiDenT1
 Nocturnal Twins
 
 1
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.09 16:03:00 -
          [123] - Quote 
 Endorsed by me. Feared by many.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 171
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.10 14:20:00 -
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 Remember when you were younger and you enjoyed games like pull my finger, smell my finger and just the tip? Its the nastalgia of those early memories that sustain you today through the drudgery of corporate life, a wife that hates your guts and kids that don't appreciate anything you do for them...
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance allows you the besieged CEO to not only purchase pew-capable friends but the resulting stories of us applying holy pew in your name that will sustain your corp membership levels for years to come.
 
 No more members running for the exits whenever an incoming wardec lands.
 No more uncomfortable corp town halls where you swallow pride and command all to 'dock up until the war is over'.
 
 Someone once asked Conan, 'Tell me Conan, what is best in life?"
 He replied..."To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women"
 
 Conan was right. Be like Conan. Hire the Devil's Warrior Alliance today.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to fit any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 172
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.11 14:13:00 -
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 Johnnie Blue wrote:Devil's methods are so effective that I keep them on retainer :-) 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 184
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.12 14:36:00 -
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 Marianne Pollard wrote:Bump for excellent and professional mercs. I've been decced by these guys and, whilst they didn't kill me, they were very smart about the way they handled themselves.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 191
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.13 14:00:00 -
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 VegasMirage wrote:True mercs with great leadership and a competent crew. Hire them. 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 195
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.15 03:36:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance . If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie  on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels... Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache' ? There is no level  we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves. Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today! 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 195
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.16 16:05:00 -
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 You have ISK, but what you don't have is a solid pvp team that can take on all comers.
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance will negotiate a mercenary contract with you, to deliver a multitude of combat operations in your name, or anonymously...
 
 Not only will we declare & pursue wars against your enemies, but we will also join wars you are a defender on and give your industry corp our proven combat support.
 
 Have someone that you want anonymously griefed? We do that too.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz today, or join the ingame chat channel 'The Gates Of Hell' to nagotiate terms that can fit any CEO's budget. Quality and discretion assured.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 200
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.17 14:08:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Are you looking for a mercenary corporation that will aggressively pursue your targets? Someone who won't just take your isk and park on trade routes, but will actively hunt the targets you paid good ISK to have killed?
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance typically only has between 10 and 20 outgoing wars at a given time, allowing us to focus on YOUR targets. We get results for our clients by killing their targets, not just randoms...
 
 We are actually mercenaries.
 
 Before selecting a mercenary corporation to get you the satisfaction you deserve, check their alliances war history and their current 'Active Wars'....make sure they don't have too many active wars, for if they do there is NO POSSIBLE WAY they can aggressively hunt all of their clients targets...
 
 Its a scam.
 
 The Devils Warrior Alliance, actively hunting your targets. After all, you paid for it didn't you?
 
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        |  ISD Cura Ursus
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
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       | Posted - 2013.09.18 19:19:00 -
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 Empty thread bump deleted.
 
 OP, please post actual content.
 ISD Cura Ursus
 Lieutenant
 Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
 Interstellar Services Department
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 205
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.09.19 14:15:00 -
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 Someone ganked you, you want vengeance...
 Someone is mining in YOUR system, you want them gone...
 Someone declared war on you, you want them dead...
 
 But without your own gang of highly motivated combat toons, what are you to do?
 
 Hire the Devils Warrior Alliance.
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance will make sure you get the satisfaction you deserve, and we won't just take your ISK and camp trade hubs -- we will actively hunt your targets.
 
 Tear generation is our specialty. Delicious, nutritious, tears.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz today for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
 
 *First 10 callers will get their targets tears delivered in a crystal decanter shaped like Jessica Alba.
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        |  Tom Bodett
 Corwan Academy
 
 1
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.10.14 04:12:00 -
          [133] - Quote 
 Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
 
 I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
 
 Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :)
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 49
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.10.27 17:22:00 -
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 bump!
 
 "Most men would gladly give their souls to the Devil, were he willing to accept them."
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 276
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.13 14:30:00 -
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 Rubicon....introducing the ability for player corps to place their own POCO's on planets in HISEC. With this great new feature for HISEC industrial corporations however, comes increased risk...
 
 What do you do when someone puts up a POCO in YOUR system? Worse yet, what do you do when someone declares war on you and starts tearing down YOUR POCO, and you don't have the combat capabilities to defend it?
 
 Thats where we come in.
 
 With a solid track record of taking the fight to our clients enemies, The Devil's Warrior Alliance stands ready to either kick down your enemies sand castle (POCO), or help you defend yours.
 
 When Rubicon drops, you just need make one call and your problems go away. Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 277
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.14 21:08:00 -
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 Our fingers, your enemies bumms.
 
 Why get your fingers dirty?
 
 Hire The Devils Warrior Alliance to do your dirty work for you. When some jackhole plops a POCO in your system, or starts messing with yours, you can count on us to give him the full goatse in your name. Or anonymously, confidentiality assured.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz today.
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        |  Saeger1737
 Pod Repo
 
 226
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.14 22:43:00 -
          [137] - Quote 
 Great set of guys, I support this product.
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        |  Vixanda Alzae
 Hi-Sec Heroes
 
 6
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.15 13:41:00 -
          [138] - Quote 
 I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.
 
 If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.
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        |  Jake Patton
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 48
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.15 14:43:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:... And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments. It's quite obvious that you're not, because if you were, Feyd posting in his own alliance's thread would not affect your decision to hire them.
 
 So now, show me where he touched you. Were there certain non-lubricated tools involved? If you like I can arrange a private session with Tysinger in his van. I promise you'll feel a lot better afterwards.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.15 14:56:00 -
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 "Warblord Razpataz referred to war as being hell in a speech to a large group of young cadets. His famous quote is 'you may think that war is all glory, but it is hell, boys.'
 
 Razpataz understood that in order to fully win a war and put a stop to fighting, you had to destroy the desire and will to fight, not just win tactical battles. He was arguably the first practitioner of 'total war', i.e., taking the war to the POCO's, supplies and people of the enemy, not just attacking the opposing army.
 
 He has been vilified for this, but in reality civilian casualties were quite low wherever his army went (property being another story).
 
 Razpataz, long before he made the war is hell reference has stated 'War is cruelty and you cannot refine it', he truly believed this, and when he made his speech to the cadets, it was to advise them that the actuality of war is in no way a glorious and glamorous affair, it is rather the worst and most harsh, cruel practice that you will ever encounter.
 
 He was both warning and preparing the audience about the reality of war."
 
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 263
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.15 16:36:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.
 If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.
 i wouldnt necessarily call it "advertisement" just a bit of fun
 
 
 Bump for a top notch merc alliance....that im in -_-
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  GemFireStorm
 Battle BV
 Sovereign Infinity
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.15 21:51:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.
 If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.
 
 At least you're aware that these guys are effective! Can't say I like the Lords.of.Midnight or Rebirth., but The Devil's Warrior Alliance has always been a 'Class Act' and still are. There are very few mercenary organizations that really bother me when they show up in one of our targets' ally list, but The Devil's are one of them. It's hard to compete with the leadership shown by Lord Razpataz and Sir Tearz. They know what they're doing and will always have my respect - even when they're on the other side of the war report.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 278
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.17 19:28:00 -
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 GemFireStorm wrote:[....Can't say I like the Lords.of.Midnight or Rebirth .... 
 You have offered to ally with Corwan Academy
 From: CONCORD
 Sent: 2013.11.17 19:27
 
 Lord Razpataz has offered to ally to Corwan Academy in their war against Sovereign Infinity. The offer asked for 0 ISK as payment.
 Would you like to know more?
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        |  GemFireStorm
 Battle BV
 Sovereign Infinity
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.17 20:39:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:GemFireStorm wrote:[....Can't say I like the Lords.of.Midnight or Rebirth .... You have offered to ally with Corwan Academy From: CONCORD Sent: 2013.11.17 19:27 Lord Razpataz has offered to ally to Corwan Academy in their war against Sovereign Infinity. The offer asked for 0 ISK as payment.  
 
 You missed the part where I said "The Devil's Warrior Alliance has always been a 'Class Act' and still are."
 
 I also said that The Devil's have my respect even if they're on the other side of the war report - sad that it is really the Corwan report it's going to go onto - so there are already losses on your side.
 
 But really, 0 isk? Doing freebies now, are you? And posting it in the forums that you do freebies? That sounds like bad business planning to me.
 
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        |  Saeger1737
 Pod Repo
 
 235
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.17 20:58:00 -
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 Sounds like a way to get more business to me. Its like giving out samples from a bakery, or free brew samples from a brewery, gives future customers a chance to see what you get when you bring experience and quality to the table like devil's warriors.
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        |  Sol epoch
 The Death Stalkers
 The Marmite Collective
 
 23
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 09:33:00 -
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 Saeger1737 wrote:Sounds like a way to get more business to me. Its like giving out samples from a bakery, or free brew samples from a brewery, gives future customers a chance to see what you get when you bring experience and quality to the table like devil's warriors. 
 
 The sample you would bring would most probably be a little iced tart or flat soda but that's to be expected eh?
 
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        |  Saeger1737
 Pod Repo
 
 235
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 10:55:00 -
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 Sol epoch wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Sounds like a way to get more business to me. Its like giving out samples from a bakery, or free brew samples from a brewery, gives future customers a chance to see what you get when you bring experience and quality to the table like devil's warriors. The sample you would bring would most probably be a little iced tart or flat soda but that's to be expected eh? 
 
 No I'd bring a keg of guiness and some pizza because that's what I believe should be sampled, and its the american way, which happens to be the repo way. But nice attempt at being witty, to bad no one cares because this is a devil's forum.
 
 If you want a set of experienced pvpers who go toe to toe with marmots on a daily basis and make their fleets log off. The best isk can buy for an alliance dedicated to your contract devil's warrior alliance is your alliance.
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        |  Xuixien
 Attitude Adjustment Incorporated
 
 513
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 11:47:00 -
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 Whenever the words "HS Merc Alliance" show up, I actually read "Jita campers."
 AUT5M - Active HiSec/WH Corporation seeking new recruits. Frequent fleets, perfect boosts, material buyback, and more. Inquire within. 5mSP minimum, full API required.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 54
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 12:11:00 -
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 Xuixien wrote:Whenever the words "HS Merc Alliance" show up, I actually read "Jita campers." hehe, I'm sure you do.
 Do some research before trolling at least.
 
 And thx for the bump!
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 594
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 12:17:00 -
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 +1 for the fight we had yesterday. Coming to our hq for a fight shows you have balls....
  
 Tip of the day : Dont create chars which start with the letters a-b-c
  You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Xuixien
 Attitude Adjustment Incorporated
 
 513
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 12:30:00 -
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 Lord Razpataz wrote:Xuixien wrote:Whenever the words "HS Merc Alliance" show up, I actually read "Jita campers." hehe, I'm sure you do.  Do some research before trolling at least. And thx for the bump! 
 NP.
 
 He's another.
 AUT5M - Active HiSec/WH Corporation seeking new recruits. Frequent fleets, perfect boosts, material buyback, and more. Inquire within. 5mSP minimum, full API required.
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 45
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 13:07:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.
 If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.
 
 Sad to see the kind of advertising because finger in butt, minxes with strawberry hotpockets on face or drowning in tears? D:
 
 ohnoz
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 285
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 14:53:00 -
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 Tora Bushido wrote:+1 for the fight we had yesterday. Coming to our hq for a fight shows you have balls....   Tip of the day : Dont create chars which start with the letters a-b-c   +1 to marmite for engaging. Moar please.
 Would you like to know more?
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        |  gnshadowninja
 Notorious Club
 
 44
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 17:59:00 -
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 Props to these guys, they fight everything and hunt everything possible.
 
 Had afew run in's with you guys before and never a pretty fleet to fight against! :D
 Jita ship recycling service.
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        |  Botmaniac
 Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 18:26:00 -
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 Tora Bushido wrote:+1 for the fight we had yesterday. Coming to our hq for a fight shows you have balls....   Tip of the day : Dont create chars which start with the letters a-b-c   
 
  Shortest I've ever owned a ship, none the less a battleship... 
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        |  Xuixien
 Attitude Adjustment Incorporated
 
 515
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 18:45:00 -
          [156] - Quote 
 Here's another "free bump", since that sort of thing matters when your post is only 5 down.
  AUT5M - Active HiSec/WH Corporation seeking new recruits. Frequent fleets, perfect boosts, material buyback, and more. Inquire within. 5mSP minimum, full API required.
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        |  Saeger1737
 Pod Repo
 
 236
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 22:26:00 -
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 I've often found lord Razapath sitting by himself on a gate with no back up near by, yet tora won't leave station when he's the only one online. Hire devil's warrior alliance because at least their leader has balls.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 597
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 22:59:00 -
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 Saeger1737 wrote:I often seen Raz fly around in a skiff kiling vindi's while screaming 'I am a barby girl"I've often found lord Razapath sitting by himself on a gate with no back up near by, yet tora won't leave station when he's the only one online. Hire devil's warrior alliance because at least their leader has balls.  
 You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Saeger1737
 Pod Repo
 
 236
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.18 23:25:00 -
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 Tora Bushido wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:I've often found lord Razapath sitting by himself on a gate with no back up near by, yet tora won't leave station when he's the only one online. Hire devil's warrior alliance because at least their leader has balls. I often seen Raz fly around in a skiff kiling vindi's while screaming 'I am a barby girl"   Still more then what you do in spacelane 8 in uedama, you wear out the springs on your couch yet?
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 296
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 00:24:00 -
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 GemFireStorm wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:GemFireStorm wrote:....Can't say I like the Lords.of.Midnight or Rebirth .... You have offered to ally with Corwan Academy From: CONCORD Sent: 2013.11.17 19:27 Lord Razpataz has offered to ally to Corwan Academy in their war against Sovereign Infinity . The offer asked for 0 ISK as payment.  ... sad that (the war) is really the Corwan report it's going to go onto - so there are already losses on your side.  But really, 0 isk? Doing freebies now, are you? And posting it in the forums that you do freebies? That sounds like bad business planning to me.  We are in the business of giving the tranny-surprise to people that don't give the Devil (or his minions like me) their due...
 
 ..and business is GOOD, very GOOD...
 
 ---
 
 The Devils Warrior Alliance, now has a fall special on. Contact  Lord Razpataz for pricing to fit any beseiged CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured, tear collection perfected.
 Would you like to know more?
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        |  Vixanda Alzae
 Hi-Sec Heroes
 
 6
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 04:43:00 -
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 GemFireStorm wrote:
 You missed the part where I said "The Devil's Warrior Alliance has always been a 'Class Act' and still are."
 
 I also said that The Devil's have my respect even if they're on the other side of the war report
 
 
 Maybe they used to be respectable, but I don't think they are anymore. Look at their forum thread - and who is speaking for them. This group obviously isn't run by Sir Tearz and Lord Raz anymore - this is Feyd's group now. I'm almost surprised that Lords.of.Midnight isn't the executor corp yet - he's the one who's running the show. And he's always been hi-sec scum. He's probably the force behind letting Rebirth. in as well - they're two sides of the same coin.
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance hasn't been the same since the Lords.of.Midnight ran into their arms away from a war dec with Sovereign Infinity and from the looks of the killboard, Feyd finally has some revenge for that dec. And he must be very proud - 18 ships to take down a proteus and guardian. But that's the way the Devil's roll these days - and why they're going to see fewer and fewer good fights. That's what happens when you decimate your opposition with overwhelming force (which, by the way, isn't remotely a good fight , but I doubt the Devil's care about that - Forsaken Asylum certainly didn't when told the same thing,) you don't get a fight at all the next time.
 
 One thing more, I don't generally say good things about The Marmite Collective, but I think they've got more class than these guys do now. And if they'd work together, they could probably turn the war report the other direction and send Feyd running again.
 
 And I just love how GemFireStorm compliments these guys and all Feyd sees is an insult against him. Don't waste your words, honey, none of them are worth it - not with him as good as running things.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 297
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 06:29:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:...
 But that's the way the Devil's roll these days - and why they're going to see fewer and fewer good fights. That's what happens when you decimate your opposition with overwhelming force
 ...
 
 Gee. Thanks for the tip!
 
 My thinking though is our prospective clients will appreciate we decimate opposition with overwhelming force, and its perhaps elitist and humourless attitudes like yours that got sovereign into trouble in the first place.
 
 What you are also missing mention of are the emails Sovereign sent Raz and Sivor in the past war we had with them that attempted (as ineptly as your missive) to sow internal divisions within Devils. Taint-licking Devils on one hand, while bashing specific members or corps therein on the other doesn't go over well with us, and if we want psychotic passive-aggressive relationships we will contact our ex-wives.
 
 Translation: our response was not as you assert solely based on the passive-aggressive division-sowing in this thread.
 
 ---
 
 Did we mention? Just in time -- The Devils Warrior Alliance has a fall sale on non-consensual attitude adjustments. Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing today!
 Would you like to know more?
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Concentrated Evil
 The Marmite Collective
 
 418
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 12:38:00 -
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 Its patch day and im bored. Bump for the devils, yet MYM8 ftw
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        |  Vixanda Alzae
 Hi-Sec Heroes
 
 6
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 15:46:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:...
 But that's the way the Devil's roll these days - and why they're going to see fewer and fewer good fights. That's what happens when you decimate your opposition with overwhelming force
 ...
 
 Gee. Thanks for the tip!  My thinking though is our prospective clients will appreciate we decimate opposition with overwhelming force, and its perhaps elitist and humourless attitudes like yours that got sovereign into trouble in the first place. What you are also missing mention of are the emails Sovereign sent Raz and Sivor in the past war  we had with them  that attempted (as ineptly as your missive) to sow internal divisions within Devils. Taint-licking Devils on one hand, while bashing specific members or corps therein on the other doesn't go over well with us, and if we want psychotic passive-aggressive relationships we will contact our ex-wives.  Translation: our response was not as you assert solely  based on the passive-aggressive division-sowing in this thread. --- Did we mention? Just in time -- The Devils Warrior Alliance  has a fall sale on non-consensual attitude adjustments. Contact Lord Razpataz  for pricing today! 
 Did you notice that he didn't deny that he was now the one in charge? And nobody else from Devil's argued it either. Tells me I'm right that Feyd is now in charge there. It's no wonder their numbers are in decline! Just a short time ago they had enough members to get an alliance logo and now they're half that - entire corporations have left.
 
 And your comment about missives - those were probably from the former Devil's members who were wondering why a former alliance would choose to allow corporations under dec from their new alliance to join - without making them deal with the war dec on their own and thereby proving their worth. BTW, you do know that when you join an alliance, Concord sends a surrender message to your aggressors, don't you? So Sovereign has surrender messages from both Lords.Of.Midnight and Rebirth. I don't understand how a big, bad PVP corp would allow such a thing. Makes you look bad, poor babies couldn't handle their dec on their own so they joined an alliance!
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 56
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 16:05:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:...
 But that's the way the Devil's roll these days - and why they're going to see fewer and fewer good fights. That's what happens when you decimate your opposition with overwhelming force
 ...
 
 Gee. Thanks for the tip!  My thinking though is our prospective clients will appreciate we decimate opposition with overwhelming force, and its perhaps elitist and humourless attitudes like yours that got sovereign into trouble in the first place. What you are also missing mention of are the emails Sovereign sent Raz and Sivor in the past war  we had with them  that attempted (as ineptly as your missive) to sow internal divisions within Devils. Taint-licking Devils on one hand, while bashing specific members or corps therein on the other doesn't go over well with us, and if we want psychotic passive-aggressive relationships we will contact our ex-wives.  Translation: our response was not as you assert solely  based on the passive-aggressive division-sowing in this thread. --- Did we mention? Just in time -- The Devils Warrior Alliance  has a fall sale on non-consensual attitude adjustments. Contact Lord Razpataz  for pricing today! Did you notice that he didn't deny that he was now the one in charge? And nobody else from Devil's argued it either. Tells me I'm right that Feyd is now in charge there. It's no wonder their numbers are in decline! Just a short time ago they had enough members to get an alliance logo and now they're half that - entire corporations have left. And your comment about missives - those were probably from the former Devil's members who were wondering why a former alliance would choose to allow corporations under dec from their new alliance to join - without making them deal with the war dec on their own and thereby proving their worth. BTW, you do know that when you join an alliance, Concord sends a surrender message to your aggressors, don't you? So Sovereign has surrender messages from both Lords.Of.Midnight and Rebirth. I don't understand how a big, bad PVP corp would allow such a thing. Makes you look bad, poor babies couldn't handle their dec on their own so they joined an alliance! I'm not sure where your getting your intel from? If this is an attempt to troll you need to try harder.
  With us getting a logo and getting rid of our inactive members is the reason for the decrease in numbers, fyi
 Its public knowledge..
 
 And looking at your previous posts I see you have failed in other threads as well :)
 Oh.. and please tell us where the bad Feyd or Rebirth touched you?
 
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 45
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.19 18:11:00 -
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        |  Tom Bodett
 Corwan Academy
 
 4
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.20 03:53:00 -
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 Again The Devil's Warrior Alliance has proven very effective at delivering value to our corporation in our time of need.
 
 Give them a ring if you need a hand.
 
 Devils - they get results
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        |  Vixanda Alzae
 Hi-Sec Heroes
 
 6
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.20 04:18:00 -
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 Lord Razpataz wrote:I'm not sure where your getting your intel from? If this is an attempt to troll you need to try harder.   With us getting a logo and getting rid of our inactive members is the reason for the decrease in numbers, fyi Its public knowledge..  And looking at your previous posts I see you have failed in other threads as well :) Oh.. and please tell us where the bad Feyd or Rebirth touched you?  
 Do you really think I'd let someone like that actually touch me? Lol.
 
 Good to see you really are still active in the Devil's leadership - was worried that you'd turned everything over to Feyd and his buddies in Rebirth.. Btw, didn't you guys used to hate Rebirth.? Heard somebody say that or saw it in the forums, maybe.
 
 And I wasn't using intel, just the example of Feyd seeming to lead everything, in the forums, in some of your actions - even heard he was doing Fleet Command. He must have gotten better at pvp since he fled from a war dec to the safety of Devil's skirts. Yeah, all you wannabe mercs, if Sovereign Infinity decs you, Devil's will take you in - because they're one of the few organizations in high sec that can take on Belthazor4011 and win - when they have overwhelming numbers of course!
 
 You guys like to talk big and you've got the edge on the most serious war you're in, but The Marmite Collective beats you with the success ratio on Battleclinic and they beat you, hands down, with their efficiency rating on EVE-Kill. All they need to learn is working together in fleets and it would be the Devil's who'd be losing the most ships and ISK .
 
 
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 58
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.20 06:48:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:I'm not sure where your getting your intel from? If this is an attempt to troll you need to try harder.   With us getting a logo and getting rid of our inactive members is the reason for the decrease in numbers, fyi Its public knowledge..  And looking at your previous posts I see you have failed in other threads as well :) Oh.. and please tell us where the bad Feyd or Rebirth touched you?  Do you really think I'd let someone like that actually touch me? Lol. Good to see you really are still active in the Devil's leadership - was worried that you'd turned everything over to Feyd and his buddies in Rebirth.. Btw, didn't you guys used to hate Rebirth.? Heard somebody say that or saw it in the forums, maybe. And I wasn't using intel, just the example of Feyd seeming to lead everything, in the forums, in some of your actions - even heard he was doing Fleet Command. He must have gotten better at pvp since he fled from a war dec to the safety of Devil's skirts. Yeah, all you wannabe mercs, if Sovereign Infinity decs you, Devil's will take you in - because they're one of the few organizations in high sec that can take on Belthazor4011 and win - when they have overwhelming numbers of course!  You guys like to talk big and you've got the edge on the most serious war you're in, but The Marmite Collective beats you with the success ratio on Battleclinic and they beat you, hands down, with their efficiency rating on EVE-Kill. All they need to learn is working together in fleets and it would be the Devil's who'd be losing the most ships and ISK . Yes I do, with the way your talking its obvious they did in some way.
 
 Thx, And.. just to fill in with some more intel for you (that you prob know but wont say)
 When sovereign dec'd lords of midnight the stasis to join devils already started. and regarding Belthazor4011 he went for the most obvious bait ever.. so I really don't get how big and bad he is.. he was stupid enough to take our bait.
 
 Regard to the battleclinic stats, I would imagine an alliance 3 times the active members would have better stats, and would be able to turtle up to fight us if they got their **** together. Common sense.
 But as they do not, oh.. well...
 
 Oh.. who have'nt hated Rebirth, but.. things change does'nt it?
 Their application process to devils was to join a war against us. Funny how things work out
  
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        |  Vixanda Alzae
 Hi-Sec Heroes
 
 6
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.20 13:49:00 -
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 Lord Razpataz wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:
 Oh.. and please tell us where the bad Feyd or Rebirth touched you?
 
 Do you really think I'd let someone like that actually touch me? Lol. Yes I do, with the way your talking its obvious they did in some way.   regarding Belthazor4011 he went for the most obvious bait ever.. so I really don't get how big and bad he is.. he was stupid enough to take our bait. 
 You obviously know very little about psychology - but okay, whatever you want to believe. Maybe I'm just a Dune fan and hate him for the name!
 
 As for taking bait - if bait never worked, no one would use it. The big bad part of Devil's lives in Amarr space - it's only Feyd and Rebirth. who hang around Gallente space. Maybe he thought he was only dealing with that part of your organization. Or maybe you caught him on a gate coming home from an op and you're saying it was stupidly taken bait. I don't know since I wasn't there and the killboard doesn't say where in the system it happened. I do know it didn't happen on their station since you couldn't kill that proteus in a minute with only 11 ships.
 
 It still took numbers to take him down, no matter how he got in that situation. And it took the old guard of the Devil's showing up in the fight to do it. It's certainly nothing Feyd could have done without you.
 
 
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 58
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.11.20 14:27:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:You obviously know very little about psychology - but okay, whatever you want to believe. Maybe I'm just a Dune fan and hate him for the name!
 
 As for taking bait - if bait never worked, no one would use it. The big bad part of Devil's lives in Amarr space - it's only Feyd and Rebirth. who hang around Gallente space. Maybe he thought he was only dealing with that part of your organization. Or maybe you caught him on a gate coming home from an op and you're saying it was stupidly taken bait. I don't know since I wasn't there and the killboard doesn't say where in the system it happened. I do know it didn't happen on their station since you couldn't kill that proteus in a minute with only 11 ships.
 
 It still took numbers to take him down, no matter how he got in that situation. And it took the old guard of the Devil's showing up in the fight to do it. It's certainly nothing Feyd could have done without you.
 
 
 Well.. I know a little, enough to send Feyd in as bait. With the hatred to him, it was more chance for them to be willing to take the bait than if I had been the bait.
 
 And just to clear up what really happen, so you dont have to speculate anymore.
 Devils have their HQ in Romi (amarr) (even Rebirth and Lords of midnight)
 Feyd warped 160m off their HQ, dropped a can and started smacking, Belthazor4011 and some other guys took the bait.
 Feyd pointed the most shiny ship, and we came in from 2 systems out. They came to try save him with 3-4 logi's but did'nt dare to leave station so the prot died, and one of the logi's that actually tried.
 And yeah... I would have used 4,6b on a prot if you did'nt need a fuckton of ships to take it down. duh...
 
 PS: Feyd was the one FC'ing that engagement..
 And as long as a corp are in devils.. they are a devil. does not matter witch corp they are in...
 So if you badmouth one, you badmouth us all, fyi
  
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        |  Mintenkaichi
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:
 As for taking bait - if bait never worked, no one would use it. The big bad part of Devil's lives in Amarr space - it's only Feyd and Rebirth. who hang around Gallente space. Maybe he thought he was only dealing with that part of your organization. Or maybe you caught him on a gate coming home from an op and you're saying it was stupidly taken bait. I don't know since I wasn't there and the killboard doesn't say where in the system it happened. I do know it didn't happen on their station since you couldn't kill that proteus in a minute with only 11 ships.
 
 It still took numbers to take him down, no matter how he got in that situation. And it took the old guard of the Devil's showing up in the fight to do it. It's certainly nothing Feyd could have done without you.
 
 
 
 Since I was there I'll tell you how it went down. There was actually a mega/typhoon/proteus/oracle (or tornado can't remember)/4x guardians. We enticed the mega/proteus/guardians to warp 160k off their station and tackle our bait ship. Once the rest of us entered system they all warped back to station, leaving the proteus all alone, tackled by our bait ship. They never came back to help except for one other guardian which got caught in the end as well. So it should have actually been a better fight, but when people leave their corpmates all alone what can you expect.
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        |  Gem Daisha
 Executor BV
 Sovereign Infinity
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.20 15:13:00 -
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 Lord Razpataz wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:You obviously know very little about psychology - but okay, whatever you want to believe. Maybe I'm just a Dune fan and hate him for the name!
 
 As for taking bait - if bait never worked, no one would use it. The big bad part of Devil's lives in Amarr space - it's only Feyd and Rebirth. who hang around Gallente space. Maybe he thought he was only dealing with that part of your organization. Or maybe you caught him on a gate coming home from an op and you're saying it was stupidly taken bait. I don't know since I wasn't there and the killboard doesn't say where in the system it happened. I do know it didn't happen on their station since you couldn't kill that proteus in a minute with only 11 ships.
 
 It still took numbers to take him down, no matter how he got in that situation. And it took the old guard of the Devil's showing up in the fight to do it. It's certainly nothing Feyd could have done without you.
 
 Well.. I know a little, enough to send Feyd in as bait. With the hatred to him, it was more chance for them to be willing to take the bait than if I had been the bait. And just to clear up what really happen, so you dont have to speculate anymore. Devils have their HQ in Romi (amarr) (even Rebirth and Lords of midnight) Feyd warped 160m off their HQ, dropped a can and started smacking, Belthazor4011 and some other guys took the bait. Feyd pointed the most shiny ship, and we came in from 2 systems out. They came to try save him with 3-4 logi's but did'nt dare to leave station so the prot died, and one of the logi's that actually tried. And yeah... I would have used 4,6b on a prot if you did'nt need a fuckton of ships to take it down. duh... PS: Feyd was the one FC'ing that engagement..  And as long as a corp are in devils.. they are a devil. does not matter witch corp they are in...  So if you badmouth one, you badmouth us all, fyi   
 There has been no bad mouthing of The Devil's Warrior Alliance from Sovereign Infinity - just an expression of dislike for several members. I'm putting a stop to that now. We took a hire and you took a hire - it's business - and now its over. I really hope there isn't a grudge here since I truly like a lot of your members - and I don't like the thought of shooting them - guess I'm just soft-hearted. But then, you guys know that I'm a woman also in real life so maybe that explains it.
 
 We lost a ship - it happens in PvP - if you check the killboard of any PvP organization you'll probably see multiple billions in losses. I wasn't at the fight either, but I got the story from our side and the fact you guys came from 2 jumps out meant that you were risking your bait - a little more dps and I think the sacrilege would have been the one to go down. I wish I'd been there, but Real Life happens and gets in the way sometimes. Another pair of ranged ships could easily have changed the outcome.
 
 I've also sent a mail to Vixanda Alzae asking her to stop posting in what looks too much like our name. Let her prop up the Marmites or Mastercard if she likes, but to please leave Sovereign out of it.
 
 There's certainly a part of me that feels "once a Devil, always a Devil" and I remember my time with you fondly.
 
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.20 15:24:00 -
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 For the record, Lords.Of.Midnight is primarily a pvp training corp and farm-league for The Devil's Warrior Alliance. I take in carebears and lovingly convert them into killers, just as once my pay-it-forward forebears did for me.
 
 As I, Avery Hackleson, Jojo Rontineque and Jason Nautica once were -- so too will Jamwara (perhaps) and others that follow become...
 
 [...dramatic pause for quick look at the Devils "Top Killers" list at top right...]
 
 You may not agree with my methods of teaching holy pew to others in the Crux region, but I do try to only graduate quality (over quantity) from Lords into taking part in Devil's contract operations.
 
 ---
 
 As always, if you are a besieged CEO and need pvp help, The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a proven generator of tears. Contract Lord Razpataz for pricing on almost any hisec combat aid you require. With Rubicon there are a lot of POCO's now that need our support...or destruction. :)
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.21 16:08:00 -
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 Tom Bodett wrote:Again The Devil's Warrior Alliance has proven very effective at delivering value  to our corporation in our time of need. Give them a ring if you need a hand. Devils - they get results Hisec CEO's can always contact Lord Razpataz directly, or hop in our public channel 'The Gates of Hell' for pricing on giving enemies non-consensual attitude adjustments.
 
 What sets Devil's apart is we wont take a contract if we are currently too busy to give quality service and actively hunt your targets. Not getting satisfaction? Our warblord will poke our highly trained customer service team, and like a swarm of valkyries they will descend on your enemies wherever they may be hiding. We won't just sit on trade hubs like a diva supermodel who doesn't get out of bed unless someone offers a $100k envelope to answer the door.
 
 Quality, trust, confidentiality...tearz.
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 04:50:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:...
 But that's the way the Devil's roll these days - and why they're going to see fewer and fewer good fights. That's what happens when you decimate your opposition with overwhelming force
 ...
 
 Gee. Thanks for the tip!  My thinking though is our prospective clients will appreciate we decimate opposition with overwhelming force, and its perhaps elitist and humourless attitudes like yours that got sovereign into trouble in the first place. What you are also missing mention of are the emails Sovereign sent Raz and Sivor in the past war  we had with them  that attempted (as ineptly as your missive) to sow internal divisions within Devils. Taint-licking Devils on one hand, while bashing specific members or corps therein on the other doesn't go over well with us, and if we want psychotic passive-aggressive relationships we will contact our ex-wives.  Translation: our response was not as you assert solely  based on the passive-aggressive division-sowing in this thread. --- Did we mention? Just in time -- The Devils Warrior Alliance  has a fall sale on non-consensual attitude adjustments. Contact Lord Razpataz  for pricing today! Did you notice that he didn't deny that he was now the one in charge? And nobody else from Devil's argued it either. Tells me I'm right that Feyd is now in charge there. It's no wonder their numbers are in decline! Just a short time ago they had enough members to get an alliance logo and now they're half that - entire corporations have left. And your comment about missives - those were probably from the former Devil's members who were wondering why a former alliance would choose to allow corporations under dec from their new alliance to join - without making them deal with the war dec on their own and thereby proving their worth. BTW, you do know that when you join an alliance, Concord sends a surrender message to your aggressors, don't you? So Sovereign has surrender messages from both Lords.Of.Midnight and Rebirth. I don't understand how a big, bad PVP corp would allow such a thing. Makes you look bad, poor babies couldn't handle their dec on their own so they joined an alliance! I hope youre not insinuating that rebirth. joined devils to get away from you...we've wardecced sovereign infinity in the past and nothing happened despite us popping into your system. Hell you guys arent even worth sending a scout into the system first because we know youll run off anyway
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 11:25:00 -
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 These guys are super amazing. They have wardecced my corp to take a low income highsec poco from me. I'm sure it will be a battle of epic proportions...
 
 Or basically, just another high sec wardec corp inflating their killboard by deccing tiny corps. Yawn.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 11:47:00 -
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 Barrat Axus wrote:Isn't that the same as doing what you have been hired for ..... which is a good thing.These guys are super amazing. They have wardecced my corp to take a low income highsec poco from me. I'm sure it will be a battle of epic proportions...
 Or basically, just another high sec wardec corp inflating their killboard by deccing tiny corps. Yawn.
  Doing what you get paid for doesnt always have to be epic.... You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 11:53:00 -
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 Tora Bushido wrote:I don't think they've been hired, the just want pocos, and rather than fight a group with a load of pocos who might fight back, they want to take mine. Cos they are super courageous. Im just going to drop a new one after they kill this one and transfer it to the goons.Barrat Axus wrote:These guys are super amazing. They have wardecced my corp to take a low income highsec poco from me. I'm sure it will be a battle of epic proportions...
 Or basically, just another high sec wardec corp inflating their killboard by deccing tiny corps. Yawn.
 Isn't that the same as doing what you have been hired for ..... which is a good thing.    Doing what you get paid for doesnt always have to be epic.... | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 12:24:00 -
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 That would be stupid, as Goons will just lose it again...
  And welcome to Eve, eat or be eaten! You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 12:37:00 -
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 Tora Bushido wrote:That would be stupid, as Goons will just lose it again...    And welcome to Eve, eat or be eaten! that's fine. But deccing me costs nothing. Deccing goons cost a lot. If they want to pay that much for a poco pulling in less than 500k a day they can do so.
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        |  Starrakatt
 Hunter Killers.
 Forsaken Asylum
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 13:01:00 -
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 It indeed cost a lot, but it also generate a lot killmails, loot drop and enjoyment, and keep the guys busy when it is quiet.
 
 Also, how is it different from any other Nulsec/Lowsec/Hisec entity taking what it wants by force when not available otherwise?
 
 You played the POCO owning game, and got beaten by a bigger, badder dog. Heh.
 
 
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 13:23:00 -
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 Starrakatt wrote:Yeah I don't deny that they are bigger and badder. But they put themselves across as mercs. These hardcore guys that won't roll out of bed for less than $100k in an envelope. But it's all bull. Just like any other group they just want easy kills against people that can't fight back.It indeed cost a lot, but it also generate a lot killmails, loot drop and enjoyment, and keep the guys busy when it is quiet. Also, how is it different from any other Nulsec/Lowsec/Hisec entity taking what it wants by force when not available otherwise? You played the POCO owning game, and got beaten by a bigger, badder dog. Heh.  
 The POCO game is a joke to be honest. We all knew it was going to be owned by the same people that owned everything else. I stupidly thought that perhaps, since there are thousands and thousands of planets to choose from, that having 1 would be possible. But it's not enough to own nearly everything, these guys want it all. There's no way for a small group to hold one as there's no way to defend it against bigger numbers.
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        |  Jake Patton
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 13:27:00 -
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 Barrat Axus wrote:Im just going to drop a new one after they kill this one and transfer it to the goons. 
 Barrat Axus wrote:that's fine. But deccing me costs nothing. Deccing goons cost a lot. I don't think you understand how this works. If Devil's takes over your POCO, you won't be able to drop a new one. This means you won't be able to transfer it to the goons, which means that Devil's does not have to wardec the goons.
 
 So unless you miraculously found a way to destroy the Devil's POCO using your awesome (probably non-existent) pvp skillz, or you're prepared to pay some other badass mercs, that POCO will never be yours or goons.
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 14:29:00 -
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 Jake Patton wrote:Barrat Axus wrote:Im just going to drop a new one after they kill this one and transfer it to the goons. Barrat Axus wrote:that's fine. But deccing me costs nothing. Deccing goons cost a lot. I don't think you understand how this works. If Devil's takes over your POCO, you won't be able to drop a new one. This means you won't be able to transfer it to the goons, which means that Devil's does not have to wardec the goons. So unless you miraculously found a way to destroy the Devil's POCO using your awesome (probably non-existent) pvp skillz, or you're prepared to pay some other badass mercs, that POCO will never be yours or goons. pocos get taken over? I thought they get blown up.
 
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        |  Vixanda Alzae
 Hi-Sec Heroes
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 14:43:00 -
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 Domineren wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:Concord sends a surrender message to your aggressors, don't you? So Sovereign has surrender messages from both Lords.Of.Midnight and Rebirth. I don't understand how a big, bad PVP corp would allow such a thing. Makes you look bad, poor babies couldn't handle their dec on their own so they joined an alliance!
 
 I hope youre not insinuating that rebirth. joined devils to get away from you...we've wardecced sovereign infinity in the past and nothing happened despite us popping into your system. Hell you guys arent even worth sending a scout into the system first because we know youll run off anyway  
 You guys? I like Sovereign Infinity, but then I also like Mastercard. and Pod Repo and I even have a certain fondness for Failed Diplomacy. And apparently you aren't too good at reading since Gem Daisha announced a bit earlier that she sent me a mail asking me not to include Sovereign in my posts anymore. So this is the last one where I say anything about them.
 
 As to whether you ran away from the dec - I don't really know, but you did allow Concord to send them a notification that you had surrendered - and that's what my point was about. Rebirth. SURRENDERED to Sovereign Infinity. And they've got the notification that shows it (unless they all deleted that one!)
 
 So, you can keep up your smacking if you want, saying how they run away (sorry, they wouldn't have lost an expensive ship if they always ran away!) but I won't be defending them anymore - I shouldn't be posting this. I've talked with Gem and I like her, so I'm going to do as she asks.
 
 I am going to continue to watch your war with The Marmite Collective, however, and I'm going to cheer them on every time they get a Rebirth. kill!
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 15:42:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:..You guys? I like Sovereign Infinity, but then I also like Mastercard. and Pod Repo and I even have a certain fondness for Failed Diplomacy. And apparently you aren't too good at reading since Gem Daisha announced a bit earlier that she sent me a mail asking me not to include Sovereign in my posts anymore. So this is the last one where I say anything about them.
 
 I'm guessing Gem won't be too mad, because I'm pretty much convinced your her alt at this point, or a Sovereign alt at the least. Same vagina-module-fitted behavioral model that doesn't know when to STFU, and which got Sovereign into trouble in the first place.
 
 
 Quote:As to whether you ran away from the dec - I don't really know, but you did allow Concord to send them a notification that you had surrendered - and that's what my point was about. Rebirth. SURRENDERED to Sovereign Infinity. And they've got the notification that shows it (unless they all deleted that one!)
 ...
 
 Funny thing about selective memory and waving 'surrender' notifications around...you don't see what happened behind the scenes. For example, in Sovereign Infinity's recent war with Corwan Academy it was actually Sovereign who reached out to Corwan to get them to issue a surrender after getting dunked by their allies, us.
 
 OOOPS! Didn't mention that little nugget in your estrogen fueled spin-meistering did you?
 
 So Sovereign decs carebears, and when things get tough they manipulate the defender into issuing a pre-approved surrender; the carebear takes the offer because they don't pvp, and Sovereign saves face by waving the surrender around?
 
 ::golfclap::
 
 p.s.
 Your lucky I am not the Devil's executor, Sovereign would be permadecced by now with all this alt faggotry...
 
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        |  Domineren
 Rebirth.
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.22 18:17:00 -
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 Vixanda Alzae wrote:Domineren wrote:Vixanda Alzae wrote:Concord sends a surrender message to your aggressors, don't you? So Sovereign has surrender messages from both Lords.Of.Midnight and Rebirth. I don't understand how a big, bad PVP corp would allow such a thing. Makes you look bad, poor babies couldn't handle their dec on their own so they joined an alliance!
 
 I hope youre not insinuating that rebirth. joined devils to get away from you...we've wardecced sovereign infinity in the past and nothing happened despite us popping into your system. Hell you guys arent even worth sending a scout into the system first because we know youll run off anyway  You guys? I like Sovereign Infinity, but then I also like Mastercard. and Pod Repo and I even have a certain fondness for Failed Diplomacy. And apparently you aren't too good at reading since Gem Daisha announced a bit earlier that she sent me a mail asking me not to include Sovereign in my posts anymore. So this is the last one where I say anything about them. As to whether you ran away from the dec - I don't really know, but you did allow Concord to send them a notification that you had surrendered - and that's what my point was about. Rebirth. SURRENDERED to Sovereign Infinity. And they've got the notification that shows it (unless they all deleted that one!) So, you can keep up your smacking if you want, saying how they run away (sorry, they wouldn't have lost an expensive ship if they always ran away!) but I won't be defending them anymore - I shouldn't be posting this. I've talked with Gem and I like her, so I'm going to do as she asks.  I am going to continue to watch your war with The Marmite Collective, however, and I'm going to cheer them on every time they get a Rebirth. kill! well you want be cheering much as those are few and far between, especially when i view the campaign rebirth has against marmite...what is it...78% and how do we "allow" concord to send anything? we join an alliance and the corp sends a surrender but the alliance gets the wardec
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.24 12:54:00 -
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 Jake Patton wrote:Just to update you on this. They destroyed the POCO, as expected.Barrat Axus wrote:Im just going to drop a new one after they kill this one and transfer it to the goons. Barrat Axus wrote:that's fine. But deccing me costs nothing. Deccing goons cost a lot. I don't think you understand how this works. If Devil's takes over your POCO, you won't be able to drop a new one. This means you won't be able to transfer it to the goons, which means that Devil's does not have to wardec the goons. So unless you miraculously found a way to destroy the Devil's POCO using your awesome (probably non-existent) pvp skillz, or you're prepared to pay some other badass mercs, that POCO will never be yours or goons. I beat them to the drop on the new one, and transferred it out before they could wardec my alt (turn out the guy Cerbutt that tried to drop it was an alt of their CEO, so he has noone to blame but himself).
 They got their CEO in and went with the usual damage control of "We didn't want that POCO anyway".
 
 So much for this "never be yours or goons".
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.24 13:14:00 -
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 Barrat Axus wrote:Jake Patton wrote:Barrat Axus wrote:Im just going to drop a new one after they kill this one and transfer it to the goons. Barrat Axus wrote:that's fine. But deccing me costs nothing. Deccing goons cost a lot. I don't think you understand how this works. If Devil's takes over your POCO, you won't be able to drop a new one. This means you won't be able to transfer it to the goons, which means that Devil's does not have to wardec the goons. So unless you miraculously found a way to destroy the Devil's POCO using your awesome (probably non-existent) pvp skillz, or you're prepared to pay some other badass mercs, that POCO will never be yours or goons. Just to update you on this. They destroyed the POCO, as expected. I beat them to the drop on the new one, and transferred it out before they could wardec my alt (turn out the guy Cerbutt that tried to drop it was an alt of their CEO, so he has noone to blame but himself). They got their CEO in and went with the usual damage control of "We didn't want that POCO anyway". So much for this "never be yours or goons". To confirm, he was quicker than me. and the new poco is Goons. For now :)
 But this guy have apparently no clue why merc groups do bash poco's.
 I've tried to tell him.. but he is too smug atm to realize it :)
 
 If you had known me Barrat, you would know I have oooodles of patience, and take my time.
 And.. with two Poco's down and the time wasted I would think your the looser atm :)
 Even if I "wasted the dec cost and time".
 
 + I've got a couple of free bumps here :)
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.24 13:48:00 -
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 Yup, free bumps. Is that what this was all about then?
 What you were trying to tell me in local is that you supposedly want to generate fights, yet wanted to buy the poco, which would pretty much be the opposite of generating fights.
 Let's face it, what you wanted was to get the POCO. You failed. so now damage control is your only option. A merc corp being bested by a single player's alts is not exactly the best advertisement for you. So you will try to spin whatever you can to make it sound better for you.
 
 Facts are though, you tried to steal my poco when I first placed it. You failed.
 So you tried to bully me into selling it to you for cheap. You failed
 So you wardecced me, and spent the time destroying to so you can take it by force. You failed.
 And all I had to pay for the victory here is a couple of pocos, which is less than most merc corps would charge.
 
 However you want to spin it, the facts make it clear what happened here.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.24 14:29:00 -
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 Barrat Axus wrote:Yup, free bumps. Is that what this was all about then?What you were trying to tell me in local is that you supposedly want to generate fights, yet wanted to buy the poco, which would pretty much be the opposite of generating fights.
 Let's face it, what you wanted was to get the POCO. You failed. so now damage control is your only option. A merc corp being bested by a single player's alts is not exactly the best advertisement for you. So you will try to spin whatever you can to make it sound better for you.
 
 Facts are though, you tried to steal my poco when I first placed it. You failed.
 So you tried to bully me into selling it to you for cheap. You failed
 So you wardecced me, and spent the time destroying to so you can take it by force. You failed.
 And all I had to pay for the victory here is a couple of pocos, which is less than most merc corps would charge.
 
 However you want to spin it, the facts make it clear what happened here.
 I'll let you believe that.
 
 We actually wanted to buy them at a little over cost. Then you tried to transfer your poco's to alt corps.
 When we dec'd you, you changed your mind and sent us an offer of buying them for 80m a pop
 
 You would actually have made isk instead of loosing it taking the first deal ;)
 
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        |  Barrat Axus
 Fodder.
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.24 14:57:00 -
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 Lord Razpataz wrote:Indeed, an alternate plan was to take the 80m isk and transfer them out to goons anyway :pBarrat Axus wrote:Yup, free bumps. Is that what this was all about then?What you were trying to tell me in local is that you supposedly want to generate fights, yet wanted to buy the poco, which would pretty much be the opposite of generating fights.
 Let's face it, what you wanted was to get the POCO. You failed. so now damage control is your only option. A merc corp being bested by a single player's alts is not exactly the best advertisement for you. So you will try to spin whatever you can to make it sound better for you.
 
 Facts are though, you tried to steal my poco when I first placed it. You failed.
 So you tried to bully me into selling it to you for cheap. You failed
 So you wardecced me, and spent the time destroying to so you can take it by force. You failed.
 And all I had to pay for the victory here is a couple of pocos, which is less than most merc corps would charge.
 
 However you want to spin it, the facts make it clear what happened here.
 I'll let you believe that. We actually wanted to buy them at a little over cost. Then you tried to transfer your poco's to alt corps. When we dec'd you, you changed your mind and sent us an offer of buying them for 80m a pop You would actually have made isk instead of loosing it taking the first deal ;) 
 Still you can hardly claim that what you wanted was "gudfites". You wanted the POCOs. And you failed. Now you damage control with the "I didn't want them anyway" defense, which is by far the most pathetic.
 
 You lost. Man up and accept it.
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
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       | Posted - 2013.11.24 15:15:00 -
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 Barrat Axus wrote:Indeed, an alternate plan was to take the 80m isk and transfer them out to goons anyway :p
 Still you can hardly claim that what you wanted was "gudfites". You wanted the POCOs. And you failed. Now you damage control with the "I didn't want them anyway" defense, which is by far the most pathetic.
 
 You lost. Man up and accept it.
 
 I do want them, just taking my time :)
 Who says its over yet?
 
 I never said I didnt want them anyway.
 Tbh.. I'm sure this is not the first time someone will manage to place a poco before someone else. And It wont be the last.
 Its a part of the game.
 
 But giving your poco's away and claming you won... heh
 
 And I'm sure I'll get my fights from the new owner of yours.
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        |  Fluxcore
 Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.07 14:31:00 -
          [195] - Quote 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 333
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.17 16:40:00 -
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 "I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts." -- Christopher Walken
 
 The Devil's Warrior alliance, killing people not because they are bad, but because it is the role they have been chosen to play. Roles in which you the beseiged CEO are writer and director.
 
 Everyone needs more Christopher Walken in their real lives, just like every CEO needs more Devils Warriors in his EvE life.
 
 The Devil's Warrior alliance, tear generation perfected. The capacitor is now full.
 
 
 
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        |  Khoman
 The Seed Holdings Inc
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.22 00:28:00 -
          [197] - Quote 
 It's with remose that we had to seek the aid of these folks but am very pleased with thier service and results. If you have any doubts please feel free to contact myself ..effective.
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        |  C-P Pubbie
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.22 03:14:00 -
          [198] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:If you had known me Barrat, you would know I have oooodles of patience, and take my time.  
 Confirming Lord Razpataz has the patience of a God (or the Devil).
 
 Also, free bump for an enormously talented group.
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        |  Cailus
 The Bootcamp
 EveryoneVersusEveryone.com.
 
 8
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.22 09:32:00 -
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 C-P Pubbie wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:If you had known me Barrat, you would know I have oooodles of patience, and take my time.  Confirming Lord Razpataz has the patience of a God (or the Devil). Also, free bump for an enormously talented group. 
 Patience, indeed. Bump for a talented group of folks!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 341
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.24 06:34:00 -
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 C-P Pubbie wrote:...
 Confirming Lord Razpataz has the patience of a God (or the Devil).
 ...
 
 Vietnam master sniper Carlos Hathcock (who wrote the book on stalking) crawled for days, inches at a time, to stalk and kill a high value target. Those who believe in re-incarnation often point out the strangely co-incidental date and time of Hathcock's death, with that of Lord Razpataz's birth on the exact opposite side of the globe...
 
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        |  Xuixien
 Attitude Adjustment Incorporated
 
 724
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.24 16:26:00 -
          [201] - Quote 
 Bump.
 AUT5M - Active WH Corporation seeking new recruits. Frequent fleets, perfect boosts, material buyback, and more. Battleship/Logi/T3 pilots needed. Inquire within. Full API required.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 687
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.25 13:58:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Vietnam master sniper Carlos Hathcock  (who wrote the book on stalking) crawled for days, inches at a time, to stalk and kill a high value target.  This made me think of :
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc
 
 Meryyyy XMAS Devils..... mmm... that sounds weird
  You either love us or we hate you.
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        |  Xuixien
 Attitude Adjustment Incorporated
 
 793
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.25 16:16:00 -
          [203] - Quote 
 Bump!
 AUT5M - Active WH Corporation seeking new recruits. Frequent fleets, perfect boosts, material buyback, and more. Battleship/Logi/T3 pilots needed. Inquire within. Full API required.
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        |  Jove Death
 The Jovian Navy
 
 428
 
 
       | Posted - 2013.12.31 10:22:00 -
          [204] - Quote 
 Havent a clue why there on the second page
 
 Bump
 Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail
 Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
 CCP Huggin you may have killed my main. Time to unlease the *****!
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        |  Saeger1737
 Pod Repo
 
 442
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.03 04:40:00 -
          [205] - Quote 
 Hard hitting devils in space that never retreat even when outgunned. I still support this product.
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        |  Victor Racandar
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 14:48:00 -
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 I tried to comment on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's blog page, but it looks like he only values his own opinion there and doesn't post comments.
 
 A friend of mine pointed me to it because I fly a Proteus and he was simply amazed that a Sacrilege could tank a Proteus for a full 45 seconds! Yeah, real amazing. Not.
 
 I will offer an apology, though. Upon looking at the post again, I see that the first fit wasn't a blinged out Sacrilege, but a Legion - guess I didn't really bother to read anything but what pertained to the Proteus the first time through.
 
 Still, that Sacrilege is nothing special - nice solo rep fit, yeah, but it wasn't necessary to withstand an obviously FULL TANK Proteus. There weren't ANY damage rigs or modules on that boat and if it could put out more that 300 dps without drones, I'd be shocked. I could tank that in almost any of my T1 cruisers for a couple minutes - not just 45 seconds. Kill the drones and any rep fitted ship has all day to kill the thing. That Sacrilege could have taken it down SOLO. Even with the 15 or so buddies, I'm betting it took more than a minute so he sure wasn't on the undock (where that Proteus really belonged.)
 
 Even without the bling, that Proteus is a real nice baiting fit - great for station games. Kudos to you for getting it out of range, but that's all the kudos you deserve on this one. Really wondering why you needed the help. Someone with your ego should have just taken it solo and kept the buddies around to deal with his friends. That Guardian that was killed about the same time was a bigger threat than the Proteus by himself, but even then, the Proteus couldn't have taken the Sacrilege - you just couldn't have taken the Proteus either.
 
 Full Disclose - this is a forum alt that I created today. Have noticed that The Devil's Warrior Alliance seems to punish anyone who remotely insults them with a war dec and my Alliance has a lot of members in hi-sec.
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        |  Bumsicle Wedgie
 Science and Trade Institute
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 15:02:00 -
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 Victor Racandar wrote:
 Full Disclose - this is a forum alt that I created today. Have noticed that The Devil's Warrior Alliance seems to punish anyone who remotely insults them with a war dec and my Alliance has a lot of members in hi-sec.
 
 
 
 Understandable. Just out of interest, how long has your main been in TEST?
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        |  Victor Racandar
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 15:29:00 -
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 Bumsicle Wedgie wrote:Victor Racandar wrote:
 Full Disclose - this is a forum alt that I created today. Have noticed that The Devil's Warrior Alliance seems to punish anyone who remotely insults them with a war dec and my Alliance has a lot of members in hi-sec.
 
 
 Understandable. Just out of interest, how long has your main been in TEST? 
 Don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult. Either way, my main has flown with TEST pilots, but I've never been in TEST. I've also flown with CFC pilots and never been in GoonSwarm. LOL Still a lot of upheaval in NULL and sometimes Blues are only Blues for the moment.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 430
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 15:54:00 -
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 Victor Racandar wrote:I tried to comment on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's blog page, but it looks like he only values his own opinion there and doesn't post comments. ..
 
 Actually I did post your comments, and a response. I tend to do most of my blogging at work (shhh), so scuse the slow turnaround on reviewing posts by 'anonymous' Proteus fetishists on a Sunday... :)
 
 But this thread isn't about me, its about the Devils Warrior Alliance -- and I am only one of many hard working asshats executing war targets on behalf of those who hire us.
 
 Discretion assured, tear collection perfected. Contact Lord Razpataz, Venree or Avery Hackleson today for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
 
 
 
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        |  Victor Racandar
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 19:32:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Victor Racandar wrote:I tried to comment on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's blog page, but it looks like he only values his own opinion there and doesn't post comments. ..
 
 Actually I did  post your comments, and a response. I tend to do most of my blogging at work (shhh), so scuse the slow turnaround on reviewing posts by 'anonymous' Proteus fetishists on a Sunday... :)  But this thread isn't about me, its about the Devils Warrior Alliance -- and I am only one of many hard working asshats executing war targets on behalf of those who hire us. Just look at our new and improved killboard , with currently 93.99% of people interacted with wishing their nether orifices weren't expanded without their consent (or dinner...) Discretion assured, tear collection perfected. Contact Lord Razpataz , Venree  or Avery Hackleson  today for pricing to meet any CEO's budget. 
 Thanks for the reply and I replied back - yes, I'm Anonymous and staying that way.
 
 Let me take exception, however, to something you said here - about your oh, so glorious alliance and their 93.99%. That AIN'T people. That isn't numbers of pilots. All that number represents is ISK. Your 374 kills so far this month (many of them less than impressive) is countered by only 25 losses - looks pretty good and about reflects the numbers for the ISK. But we're talking about people here and I counted more than 90 pilots smiling (some of them are probably repeats - but I didn't check the 374 for repeats) when one of your ships blew up. Which brings it down to you get 4 guys for every 1 guy who's on one of your losses and that's not quite so impressive. 20% of your interactions are generating smiles might be another way of looking at it.
 
 Also, you're spending an awful lot of time down in low and null for a high sec mercenary alliance. Just saying.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 433
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 19:48:00 -
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 Victor Racandar wrote:Thanks for the reply and I replied back - yes, I'm Anonymous and staying that way.
 
 We do have an openly gay person in alliance (who is always hitting on me), can I direct him your way to perhaps help you find your sack?
 
 (Not to be confused with the Sacrilege, and as an added bonus it might actually give me a minutes peace, from both he and you...)
 
 
 Quote:Let me take exception, however, to something you said here - about your oh, so glorious alliance and their 93.99%. That AIN'T people. That isn't numbers of pilots. All that number represents is ISK. Your 374 kills so far this month (many of them less than impressive) is countered by only 25 losses - looks pretty good and about reflects the numbers for the ISK. But we're talking about people here and I counted more than 90 pilots smiling (some of them are probably repeats - but I didn't check the 374 for repeats) when one of your ships blew up. Which brings it down to you get 4 guys for every 1 guy who's on one of your losses and that's not quite so impressive. 20% of your interactions are generating smiles might be another way of looking at it.
 
 I literally ran that through a babel fish and came up bupkis.
 
 
 Quote:Also, you're spending an awful lot of time down in low and null for a high sec mercenary alliance. Just saying.
 I found your picture, quite flattering actually as you do indeed look good in pink. You're spending an awful lot of time sperging about myself or Devils, show us on the doll where the bad men touched you. (But again with that sexy outfit, can you blame us?)
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        |  Victor Racandar
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.20 21:05:00 -
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 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:We do have an openly gay person in alliance (who is always hitting on me), can I direct him your way to perhaps help you find your sack?  (Not to be confused with the Sacrilege, and as an added bonus it might actually give me a minutes peace, from both he and you...) Quote:Let me take exception, however, to something you said here - about your oh, so glorious alliance and their 93.99%. That AIN'T people. That isn't numbers of pilots. All that number represents is ISK. Your 374 kills so far this month (many of them less than impressive) is countered by only 25 losses - looks pretty good and about reflects the numbers for the ISK. But we're talking about people here and I counted more than 90 pilots smiling (some of them are probably repeats - but I didn't check the 374 for repeats) when one of your ships blew up. Which brings it down to you get 4 guys for every 1 guy who's on one of your losses and that's not quite so impressive. 20% of your interactions are generating smiles might be another way of looking at it.
 
 I literally ran that through a babel fish and came up bupkis. Quote:Also, you're spending an awful lot of time down in low and null for a high sec mercenary alliance. Just saying.
 I found your picture , quite flattering actually as you do indeed look good in pink. You're spending an awful lot of time sperging about myself or Devils, show us on the doll where the bad men touched you. (But again with that sexy outfit, can you blame us?) 
 Yep, that's me and I do love pink.
 
 BTW, you shouldn't strain yourself too hard on the numbers thing. If you can't do math (which it is quite clear you can't) you should stay away from it - brain damage may occur.
 
 Don't have nothing against the Devil's, just your thread says HS which I took to mean High Security Space, (but I might be wrong) and I was seeing kills and losses on that killboard you helpfully provided down in low and null. When hi-sec mercs start coming down, it usually means they're bored. Hope you paved your way with a few blues, though. It can get really nasty down here when you don't have any friends and just hi-sec experience thinking you're bad-asses.
 
 If I ever see you in local, I'll bring MY Proteus out and we can dance (I won't even bring friends unless you do.) Good luck and have fun wherever you're flying!
 
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        |  Domineren
 Black Aces
 Against ALL Authorities
 
 1289
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.22 21:39:00 -
          [213] - Quote 
 Bump for some old alliance mates and friends
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 439
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.25 05:26:00 -
          [214] - Quote 
 This
 
 
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        |  Job Valador
 Sovereign Colonies Armed Forces
 
 551
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.25 18:28:00 -
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 Bumping as a current WT. See you folks on the battlefield.
 "The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 440
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.26 05:05:00 -
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 Job Valador wrote:Bumping as a current WT. See you folks on the battlefield.  Perhaps, the Devils minions are everywhere...
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        |  Domineren
 failing war report
 Darwins Lemmings
 
 1295
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.28 06:41:00 -
          [217] - Quote 
 bump
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 I LOVE DODIXIE <3
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 456
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.29 16:33:00 -
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 Created by yours truly, winning a Golden Globe and now nominated for an Oscar for best merc ad...
 
 (We wanted actual pew footage also, but goddamn it if there weren't issues going from FRAPS to iMovie..gotta find out how RnK does their vids, probably have the $300 Final Cut Pro software...hmph....)
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        |  ISD Ezwal
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
 810
 
 
  
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.29 22:14:00 -
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 Please be advised that according to The rules:
 
 14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited.
 
 The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies.
 
 Similarly the Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channel also has its own rules. Please be aware that the rules vary from forum to forum. Please review the sticky threads in these forum channels for specific details.
 
 Please follow the rules from now on.
 
 Nice vid btw!
 ISD Ezwal
 Commander
 Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
 Interstellar Services Department
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 460
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.30 19:43:00 -
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 ISD Ezwal wrote:...
 Nice vid btw!
 Yes, we should talk about it in greater detail. No bumps here, just quality commentary...
 
 The director began by wanting to highlight the youthful darkness of The Devil's Warriors members, so used the imagery of a pseudo-satanic monk, juxtaposed with a semi bisexual glance (akin Tom Cruise in Stanley Kubric's 'Eyes Wide Shut').
 
 Mr. Cruise wasn't available, so Sir Tearz was kind enough to throw on the little red riding hood outfit he keeps in his closet for special occasions, and was asked to look like someone had just stolen his favorite hash pipe. He delivered a masterful shot now captured for all posterity. (Similar to the look he is giving me right now....)
 
 The scenes then shift from various images of the devil, to a cameo of myself captured crawling out from under a carebears bed. Sadly the animated version didn't translate well to the video, but was still-captured nonetheless to great effect.
 
 The director then tastefully applied the image of a melted Iraqi soldier and tank on the 'road of death' out of Kuwait during desert storm 1, to capture what aggressor corps can expect when Devil's ally in a war against them. The producers though this scene too graphic, but the director stomped his feet until they acquiesced.
 
 As the scene shifts to an image of the notification of war declaration against Germany during WWII, the viewer is reminded that war never ends, it has happened before, it will happen again.
 
 The director considered using footage of JFK's head exploding in Dealey Plaza when he was killed, to show the precision and great effect Devil's apply in performing targeted assassinations. But this time bowed to producer pressures to tone it down. (Evidently some older EvE players still worship the little commie bastard, and would have been offended).
 
 Scenes then shift in a masterful display of mixing old with new (and future!) to highlight how Devils will take down your enemies POCO's for you, or help you protect theirs. And seriously, if you came up against the Emperors imperial guards from Star Wars, wouldn't you tinkle in your trousers a little bit?
 
 The masterful trailer ends with a quick introduction to the people that can be contacted for the listed services, and a final quick-cut set of scenes to illustrate Devils are everywhere, ready to plunge the knife in the darkness at moments notice.
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Domineren
 failing war report
 Darwins Lemmings
 
 1314
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.01.31 06:09:00 -
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 ISD Ezwal wrote:Please be advised that according to The rules:14. Bumping outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channels is prohibited. 
 The bumping of posts to alter the order of the thread listing on a forum is prohibited outside the EVE Marketplace and Alliance & Corporation Recruitment forum channels. Within the EVE Marketplace section of the forums, each forum category has its own rules regarding acceptable bumping for sales threads clearly listed in the stickies.
 
 Similarly the Alliance & Corporation Recruitment channel also has its own rules. Please be aware that the rules vary from forum to forum. Please review the sticky threads in these forum channels for specific details.
 Please follow the rules from now on. Nice vid btw! You cant stop me!...........alright nvm you win
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 465
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.03 15:49:00 -
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 The Devils Warrior Alliance will go bawls deep and sometimes do the dirtiest jobs imaginable to get you the satisfaction you desire.
 
 If you want quick fast food that is cheap and of questionable quality, you go to McDonalds. It *may* fill your stomach but its a crapshoot on if it will meet your full nutritional requirements, or if you will be bazooka blasting the interior of a toilet bowl soon thereafter. For example, p1ss off the wrong people by hiring inept mercs on them and your problems could be worsened...
 
 If you want a mouth-watering steak with all the accoutrements, baked potato, mushrooms -- and you want to ensure you have all the nutritional and gastrointestinal bases covered, you go to The Keg (or LongHorn for our US clients).
 
 Take risks with your diet, not your mercenaries. The Devils Warrior Alliance, steak...not sh!t on a sesame seed bun.
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 120
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.06 01:26:00 -
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 burrrrrmp. excuse the indigestion
  
 
 http://www.devilswarrior.info/kb
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 488
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.10 15:39:00 -
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 We were hired.
 
 Our targets got a sad.
 
 Would you like your enemies to have a sad?
 
 Hire the Devils Warrior Alliance today. We have pricing to fit any CEO's budget.
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        |  NightmareX
 Mind Games.
 Suddenly Spaceships.
 
 458
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.12 13:48:00 -
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 As an ex-The Devil's Warrior Alliance member, i can highly recommend those peoples. The alliance and some of their corps doesn't seems big to someone, but considering their size, they are very effective at doing mercenary work and very effective at getting the job done professionally.
 Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos.
 
 Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama (31.10.2013): https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=291945
 Rebirth 4: http://tinyurl.com/ktfyalo
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 538
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.19 16:30:00 -
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 "I officially dub this month....freighter fest!"
 
 sonafabitch f@#$)ing URL link breakage...
 
 (waves hands mystically in concentric circles)
 
 Just remember...guns don't kill people, we do.
 
 Hire the Devil's Warrior Alliance today.
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        |  Destination SkillQueue
 Are We There Yet
 
 6299
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.20 20:36:00 -
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 One time bump to fix forum.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 579
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.02.27 15:44:00 -
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 You know how you have the hots for that girl in the office, and would do anything to get in her pants/panties/yoga pants (the inventor of which is a genius btw)?
 
 Well, we can't help you with that....you aren't us...
 
 But what we can help you with is to stop the griefers and bullies in hisec from messing with you, your members, or your assets.
 
 Hell, we will even go after them and rip their throats out for their impudence, all while keeping who hired us 100% confidential and anonymous.
 
 Want to fight the fights yourselves but don't know anything about pvp? We can help you with that also. Our federally-certified instructors can provide your members with hours of direct and real-time instruction on pvp mechanics, war survival and fleet compositions.
 
 You have ISK, we have highly motivated and trained killers. Let's chat.
 
 "But Feyd, who should we contact?"
 
 Thats easy! There are many ways to get a quote for services!
 
 - Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in-game and ask for a Devil's director. No one around right then?...
 
 - Email Lord Razpataz
 - Email Sir Tearz
 - Email Venree
 - Email Avery Hackleson
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 586
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.03 15:07:00 -
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 Have you ever wanted to hear the dulcet tones of Lord Razpataz, while describing the merc life and services offered by Devils?
 
 Now you can.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 588
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.04 20:18:00 -
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 ...and now an interview by yours truly.
 
 Everything you wanted to know (and more!) about hisec mercenaries and the puppet master behind one group of them.
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 65
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.07 08:34:00 -
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 ISD Ezwal wrote:Once per day, interesting... As the Bumping Rules state: 1. A thread may be bumped once per day by the thread starter . So please do so from now on. 
 BUMP!
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 608
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.11 00:10:00 -
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 Devil's has a spring sacrificial lamb sale on right now, have us dec one corp, get a dec for free!
 
 No, not really...
 
 But our prices are reasonable, watch this for a list of services, contacts and do get in touch.
 
 
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        |  Domineren
 Degeneration.
 
 1381
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.12 16:36:00 -
          [233] - Quote 
 wow
 such killing
 many iskies boom
 much hunting
 very good
 Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
 
 Ex-Rebirth....and miner.-á Fight me.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 615
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.13 14:28:00 -
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 An interview with the head of one of EvE's finest hisec mercenary organizations is now available for perusal...
 
 Lord Razpataz, in his own words. Here is just a sample of the verbal delicacies a would-be client will find therein...
 
 "We don't take a contract if we don't think we can deliver what our employer wants, we offer total confidentiality as even our members don't know who the employer is on confidential jobs.
 
 And we deliver Quality, rather than quantity. If you are looking for trade denial or small jobs you might want to look for other mercs. We are here for the hard jobs, challenging ones." -- Lord Razpataz
 
 Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat channel or message a Devils operator for pricing to fit anyones budget.
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 66
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.26 11:42:00 -
          [235] - Quote 
 Dirty deeds, done ehm.. relatively cheap.
 
 My Devils need something to shoot (pref. a moving target)
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 138
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.28 20:26:00 -
          [236] - Quote 
 Speak of el Diablo and He shall appear \o/
  Psychotic Monk for CSM 9
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        |  culo duro
 EveryoneVersusEveryone.com
 
 633
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.30 22:10:00 -
          [237] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Speak of el Diablo and He shall appear \o/   
 Too much D3?
 Do you want to learn how to pvp? Take a look at www.everyoneversuseveryone.com (Heavily WIP)
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 139
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.03.31 10:42:00 -
          [238] - Quote 
 
 culo duro wrote:Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Speak of el Diablo and He shall appear \o/   Too much D3? 
 Not enough DEVIL
  Psychotic Monk for CSM 9
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 139
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.02 12:16:00 -
          [239] - Quote 
 Good morning!! See you guys in spaaaace
  Psychotic Monk for CSM 9
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        |  Michele Bachmann
 Failed Diplomacy
 Failed-Diplomacy
 
 38
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.11 21:03:00 -
          [240] - Quote 
 +1 for good blog
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 916
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.22 16:50:00 -
          [241] - Quote 
 
 Guns don't kill people, we do.
 
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        |  Sharker2k3
 Black Storm Cartel
 Blackguard Mercenaries
 
 9
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.24 04:32:00 -
          [242] - Quote 
 +1 for the memories =)
 
 http://i.imgur.com/UDPdorY.jpg
 http://i.imgur.com/ivQmkwf.png
 
 I cannot comment on the text in fleet chat.
 
 o7 guys
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 149
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.04.28 10:23:00 -
          [243] - Quote 
 Good morning gents o/
 
 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Jamwara+DelCalicoe+Ashley
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 149
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.05 13:38:00 -
          [244] - Quote 
 How was everybody's weekend?
 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Jamwara+DelCalicoe+Ashley
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 938
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.06 20:02:00 -
          [245] - Quote 
 Content-based bumps are tastier dude...for example....
 
 
 
 I remember when I was young. My parents took me to the beach, and I spent the entire morning making this epic multi-tiered sand castle, complete with moat and servants quarters for all the hookers to stay in...
 
 When I took a break from lunch however, some other kid came along and kicked it to smithereens. F#cker!
 
 I remembered thinking, I am too small, young and inexperienced to successfully bring retribution down upon this kid. But what I do have however is ten bucks, and a brother who is bigger, tougher and meaner than the castle kicking kid...
 
 Money exchanged hands. Sandcastle-kicker got a sad, and I got a happy.
 
 In fact...the other kids on the beach also stopped eyeing my sandcastle, because they heard about the atomic wedgie my big brother laid down on the first sandcastle kicker.
 
 The Devil's Warriors Alliance can be your EvE big brother. Your ISK, our atomic wedgies, their sad's.
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Leon Garbner
 Intelligence Support Activity
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.06 22:27:00 -
          [246] - Quote 
 guys you saved me
    love you
 go an with your work
 i can only recommand your services to other players
    
 Leon
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        |  Miko Jin
 University of Caille
 Gallente Federation
 
 68
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.06 22:58:00 -
          [247] - Quote 
 
 Leon Garbner wrote:guys you saved me     love you  go an with your work  i can only recommand your services to other players     Leon 
 Oh dear! Touch your toes up she goes. sycophant would be too light a word to use here.
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 944
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.07 20:27:00 -
          [248] - Quote 
 
 Miko Jin wrote:Leon Garbner wrote:guys you saved me     love you  go an with your work  i can only recommand your services to other players     Leon Oh dear! Touch your toes up she goes. sycophant would be too light a word to use here. Hai Miko!
 
 Rather than going to the trouble of creating forum alts, you may wish to consider using this handy form we have prepared for butthurt victims of our activities. We endeavor to respond to any form submission within 24 hours, to ensure our high standards of service are met, so feel confident we will respond to your distress in a prompt manner.
 
 F
 
 p.s.
 For anyone desiring to generate butthurt in others like Miko Jin, The Devils Warrior Alliance still has a spring sale on -- dec one griefer, get a dec for free! Well, not really...but we do good work nonetheless at very affordable prices.
 
 
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        |  Miko Jin
 University of Caille
 Gallente Federation
 
 70
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.07 23:14:00 -
          [249] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Miko Jin wrote:Leon Garbner wrote:guys you saved me     love you  go an with your work  i can only recommand your services to other players     Leon Oh dear! Touch your toes up she goes. sycophant would be too light a word to use here. Hai Miko! Rather than going to the trouble of creating forum alts, you may wish to consider using this  handy form we have prepared for butthurt victims of our activities. We endeavor to respond to any form submission within 24 hours, to ensure our high standards of service are met, so feel confident we will respond to your distress in a prompt manner. F p.s. For anyone desiring to generate butthurt in others like Miko Jin, The Devils Warrior Alliance  still has a spring sale on -- dec one griefer, get a dec for free! Well, not really...but we do good work nonetheless at very affordable prices. 
 Firstly no form is needed as I have never been on the receiving end of your activities although I am informed they are of a very high standard, I would like to thank you for thinking of my well being but it is not needed. A good attempt at marketing though but unfortunately your spin is incorrect and untrue please try harder.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 77
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.14 11:36:00 -
          [250] - Quote 
 So.. in light of all the drama with Alek (Noir), Tora (Marmite/Darwins) and Gelvon (Have no clue where he belongs)
 
 Do anyone need a trustworthy merc, that does not take on shady grey area deals or PPK?
 Summon your nearest crossroad demon to make a deal.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 989
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.15 15:32:00 -
          [251] - Quote 
 Devils...
 
 Trustworthy, check
 Confidentiality, check
 Cost effective, check
 Capable, check
 A besieged CEO's best friend, check
 Your enemies worst enemy, check
 Serious about getting your jobs done instead of just parking ass on trade hubs and drinking champagne with your ISK, check
 Gives back to the community with knowledge sharing, check
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to meet any situation and budget today!
 
 
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        |  Snapper Pumpkinpuss
 The Opposite Sects
 
 9
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.17 01:14:00 -
          [252] - Quote 
 I was wardec by a teeanger corp resently and im not care bear totally a little of everything but small so i needed assitance ... these guys had a fair price came in from all over us and europe ...rallyed the forse and did the job no matter the time of day ... did the job effiecently totally profensional ... i working on a deal now to keep them on retainer...
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 911
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.17 10:22:00 -
          [253] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Lol, Please explain how I am involved in Alex scamming or his issues with GevlonSo.. in light of all the drama with Alek (Noir), Tora (Marmite/Darwins) and Gelvon (Have no clue where he belongs)
 Do anyone need a trustworthy merc, that does not take on shady grey area deals or PPK?
 Summon your nearest crossroad demon to make a deal.
 
  
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
 
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        |  Cavalira
 The Greater Goon
 Clockwork Pineapple
 
 341
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.17 11:37:00 -
          [254] - Quote 
 So I haven't ever encountered you (mostly because I dislike highsec PvP), but your alliance name is probably among the worst I've seen.
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        |  culo duro
 EveryoneVersusEveryone.com
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 646
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.17 11:46:00 -
          [255] - Quote 
 
 Cavalira wrote:So I haven't ever encountered you (mostly because I dislike highsec PvP), but your alliance name is probably among the worst I've seen.  Thank you good sir.
 Do you want to learn how to pvp? Take a look at www.everyoneversuseveryone.com (Heavily WIP)
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 77
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.17 11:52:00 -
          [256] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:So.. in light of all the drama with Alek (Noir), Tora (Marmite/Darwins) and Gelvon (Have no clue where he belongs)
 Do anyone need a trustworthy merc, that does not take on shady grey area deals or PPK?
 Summon your nearest crossroad demon to make a deal.
 
 Lol, Please explain how I am involved in Alex scamming or his issues with Gevlon   
 Your not involved directly, well.. what do I know.
 That was'nt my point. just reffering to the drama. You cant say you havent been involved there can you?
 
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        |  Zeus Maximo
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 608
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.17 13:20:00 -
          [257] - Quote 
 I like Culo therefore I like The Devil's Warrior Alliance!
 
 GIVE THEM CONTRACTS! THEY GIVE YOU RESULTS!
 jack1974 > can still call me zeus :) if you want
 Danalee > Jack is more humble :)
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        |  Purity by Fire
 Chaos From Order
 Manifest Destiny.
 
 46
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.22 07:11:00 -
          [258] - Quote 
 Page 2 wtf
 
 Not anymore
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 927
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.22 09:48:00 -
          [259] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Ok, you got me. I enjoy dramaYour not involved directly, well.. what do I know. That was'nt my point. just reffering to the drama. You cant say you havent been involved there can you?    
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
 
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        |  Chris Slayter
 Baitfire
 Allibaitors
 
 36
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.23 17:07:00 -
          [260] - Quote 
 Polite and professional mercs. They stopped us from bashing some POCO's and we had a little, yet good fight with a small fleet of them along with fun local talk ;)
 
 *thumbs up*
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1043
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.05.30 19:15:00 -
          [261] - Quote 
 You know, I was recently involved in a 'hardening' exercise (involving non-sexual closing of ports and services on production servers to reduce opportunity for hacker access..) and it dawned on me while playing Watch Dogs last night..many organizations pay expert security folks to come in and perform server hardening reviews for them, so why not have solid mercs do that in EvE for your PVE or indy corporation?
 
 Imagine...
 
 You hire Devils, arranging the duration and bounds of the 'hardening exercise'. For example, your team is provided with advice at the start of the week's festivities on what and how to fly.
 
 The arranged hardening takes place, with Devil's hunting and trying to blap your guys. The fear is removed because its a friendly exercise based on education and learning, with actual ISK losses minimized by our guidance on what (not) to fly.
 
 A pre-arranged 'uncle' or 'safe word' can also be used, for when your team wants a pause in hostilities to reflect on recent engagements...
 
 At the end? You and your guys have learned to defend yourselves against skilled mercenaries, and are thus now able to defend yourself in the future against griefing organizations that will wardec you.
 
 So ask yourself, do you hire Devil's for a hardening exercise...or continue to roll the dice and wait for that griefing dec to land and destroy all you have built?
 
 Let us harden you, gently but firmly, until your buttocks...er....fleet doctrines and pilots abilities are firm yet supple.
 
 Devils Warriors. Yes.
 
 F
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        |  Mike Adoulin
 Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
 
 701
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.06.01 06:15:00 -
          [262] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:stuffs 
 
 ...........
 
 
  
 
  Everything in EVE is a trap.
 And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
 You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1334
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.06.19 19:27:00 -
          [263] - Quote 
 Mercenaries. Good ones.
 
 No job too small, no job too big.
 
 Hell, we even love dropping Vindy-Fleet(tm) on your enemies POCO's, and trying to beat our current record for takedown in the fewest minutes possible...
 
 Receiving an incoming wardec or grief from others? We will stand by your side and give the bully a bloody nose, for a fraction of what it would cost in lost ships, POCO's, time, frustration or lost members fleeing your corp...
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Venree today; or join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame.
 
 Reasonable prices, professionalism, 100% confidentiality.
 
 We are evil, so you don't need to be.
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1577
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.06.19 19:27:42 -
          [264] - Quote 
 Mercenaries. Good ones.
 
 No job too small, no job too big.
 
 Hell, we even love dropping Vindy-Fleet(tm) on your enemies POCO's, and trying to beat our current record for takedown in the fewest minutes possible...
 
 Receiving an incoming wardec or grief from others? We will stand by your side and give the bully a bloody nose, for a fraction of what it would cost in lost ships, POCO's, time, frustration or lost members fleeing your corp...
 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Venree today; or join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame.
 
 Reasonable prices, professionalism, 100% confidentiality.
 
 We are evil, so you don't need to be.
 
 F
 
 
 
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        |  Saeger1737
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 782
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.29 19:53:00 -
          [265] - Quote 
 *Smack* wake up devils, evil deeds require your attention. You've slept long enough, now rise!!
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        |  Saeger1737
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 954
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.29 19:53:22 -
          [266] - Quote 
 *Smack* wake up devils, evil deeds require your attention. You've slept long enough, now rise!!
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 1169
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.30 10:24:00 -
          [267] - Quote 
 Good luck with the AT today. My money is on Devils.
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
 
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 1370
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.30 10:24:08 -
          [268] - Quote 
 Good luck with the AT today. My money is on Devils.
 
 EDIT : Well played. Might as well win the tournament now
  
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        |  Definitely Not BlinDeamon
 Republic Military School
 Minmatar Republic
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.30 22:46:00 -
          [269] - Quote 
 Just pointing this out... :D
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=370559&find=unread
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        |  ISD Ezwal
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
 2027
 
 
  
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.31 23:03:00 -
          [270] - Quote 
 I have removed a rule breaking post.
 
 The Rules:
 5. Trolling is prohibited.
 
 Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
 
 
 And congratulations on winning the match today!
 ISD Ezwal
 Captain
 Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
 Interstellar Services Department
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        |  ISD Ezwal
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
 2712
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.08.31 23:03:01 -
          [271] - Quote 
 I have removed a rule breaking post.
 
 The Rules:
 5. Trolling is prohibited.
 
 Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1389
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.14 14:43:00 -
          [272] - Quote 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance. A full range of hisec mercenary services to meet any CEO's budget, anonymity and discretion assured.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz today, for pricing to fit any CEO's budget.
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1577
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.14 14:43:54 -
          [273] - Quote 
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance. A full range of hisec mercenary services to meet any CEO's budget, anonymity and discretion assured.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz today, for pricing to fit any CEO's budget.
 
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1405
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.16 14:26:00 -
          [274] - Quote 
 A prospective client Q&A with The Devil's Warrior Alliance....
 
 Q: If I hire you guys to wardec this guy's corp that I hate, will you tell him I hired you?
 A: Absolutely not. Confidentiality is key to how we operate.
 
 Q: We have been eyeing these POCO's in the system we live in, can you help us take them over?
 A: Absolutely. We love nothing more than to try to beat our current takedown-time records.
 
 Q: Some griefing bastard has wardecced my corp, we are just industrialists/not-a-pvp corp, can you help?
 A: Absolutely. For a reasonable price we will assist you in that war.
 
 Q: Is it possible to pay a regular 'blue me' maintenance contract, where for a smaller monthly maintenance fee we can let it be known we are blue to Devils, as a way to dis-incentivize others from deccing us in the first place?
 A: You betcha. Our loyal friendship is a simple ISK transfer mouseclick away!
 
 Q: How can I get a real sense of what you guys are about, of how trustworthy you are?
 A: This will give some great insights into how our warblord runs things, and experience level in the merc landscape
 
 F
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1577
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.16 14:26:35 -
          [275] - Quote 
 A prospective client Q&A with The Devil's Warrior Alliance....
 
 Q: If I hire you guys to wardec this guy's corp that I hate, will you tell him I hired you?
 A: Absolutely not. Confidentiality is key to how we operate.
 
 Q: We have been eyeing these POCO's in the system we live in, can you help us take them over?
 A: Absolutely. We love nothing more than to try to beat our current takedown-time records.
 
 Q: Some griefing bastard has wardecced my corp, we are just industrialists/not-a-pvp corp, can you help?
 A: Absolutely. For a reasonable price we will assist you in that war.
 
 Q: Is it possible to pay a regular 'blue me' maintenance contract, where for a smaller monthly maintenance fee we can let it be known we are blue to Devils, as a way to dis-incentivize others from deccing us in the first place?
 A: You betcha. Our loyal friendship is a simple ISK transfer mouseclick away!
 
 Q: How can I get a real sense of what you guys are about, of how trustworthy you are?
 A: This will give some great insights into how our warblord runs things, and experience level in the merc landscape
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1434
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.22 15:56:00 -
          [276] - Quote 
 
 Snapper Pumpkinpuss wrote:I was wardec by a teeanger corp resently and im not care bear totally a little of everything but small so i needed assitance ... these guys had a fair price came in from all over us and europe ...rallyed the forse and did the job no matter the time of day ... did the job effiecently totally profensional ... i working on a deal now to keep them on retainer...  Beautiful.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz today.
 
 F
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1577
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.22 15:56:01 -
          [277] - Quote 
 
 Snapper Pumpkinpuss wrote:I was wardec by a teeanger corp resently and im not care bear totally a little of everything but small so i needed assitance ... these guys had a fair price came in from all over us and europe ...rallyed the forse and did the job no matter the time of day ... did the job effiecently totally profensional ... i working on a deal now to keep them on retainer...  Beautiful.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz today.
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1435
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.25 13:27:00 -
          [278] - Quote 
 
 Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
 I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
 
 Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :)
 "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
 
 Guess the movie. Here's a hint.
 
 F
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1577
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.25 13:27:59 -
          [279] - Quote 
 
 Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
 I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
 
 Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :)
 "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
 
 Guess the movie. Here's a hint.
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1440
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.26 17:55:00 -
          [280] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
 I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
 
 Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :)
 "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..." Guess the movie. Here's a hint . F Seriously? No one?
 
 The Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson falling through the ceiling?
 
 (shakes head)
 
 F
 
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        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1577
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.09.26 17:55:19 -
          [281] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
 I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
 
 Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :)
 "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..." Guess the movie. Here's a hint . F Seriously? No one?
 
 The Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson falling through the ceiling?
 
 (shakes head)
 
 F
 
 
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        |  Beth Blacker
 Blacker Investments
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.10.09 08:38:00 -
          [282] - Quote 
 Half way down page 2 is no place for a quality mercenary outfit to be.
 
 Bumping in case there's anyone alive out there.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 96
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.11.18 21:47:16 -
          [283] - Quote 
 I'm currently whipping my devils back in shape.. they have become fat and lazy of all these random dec's..
 They really need something for hunt.
 
 Please contact the nearest crossroad demon and make your Deal.
 
 
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1591
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.11.21 16:13:58 -
          [284] - Quote 
 
 Tom Bodett wrote:Again The Devil's Warrior Alliance has proven very effective at delivering value to our corporation in our time of need.
 Give them a ring if you need a hand.
 
 Devils - they get results
 
 Huzzah!
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 1592
 
 
       | Posted - 2014.11.24 01:53:46 -
          [285] - Quote 
 The Devil made me do it.
 
 F
 
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  ISD Ezwal
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
 4228
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.01 15:50:24 -
          [286] - Quote 
 Thread unlocked at the polite request of the OP.
 
 ISD Ezwal Vice Admiral Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 839
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.01 17:05:19 -
          [287] - Quote 
 Apparently these bitches be back!
 
 
 +1 DWA.
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
 | 
      
      
        |  Klaus Tylar
 Tylar United Freight
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.01 18:33:05 -
          [288] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:A prospective client Q&A with The Devil's Warrior Alliance .... Q: If I hire you guys to wardec this guy's corp that I hate, will you tell him I hired you? A: Absolutely not. Confidentiality is key to how we operate.  Q: We have been eyeing these POCO's in the system we live in, can you help us take them over? A: Absolutely. We love nothing more than to try to beat our current takedown-time records. Q: Some griefing bastard has wardecced my corp, we are just industrialists/not-a-pvp corp, can you help? A: Absolutely. For a reasonable price we will assist you in that war. Q: Is it possible to pay a regular 'blue me' maintenance contract, where for a smaller monthly maintenance fee we can let it be known we are blue to Devils, as a way to dis-incentivize others from deccing us in the first place? A: You betcha. Our loyal friendship is a simple ISK transfer mouseclick away! Q: How can I get a real sense of what you guys are about, of how trustworthy you are? A: This will give some great insights into how our warblord runs things, and experience level in the merc landscape F 
 If you all are active again can I assume the above information is still true? I might be interested in hiring your services in the very near future, assuming your operating parameters are still the same.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 9283
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.01 20:14:15 -
          [289] - Quote 
 Contact Jam, Razz or Tearz or hop in "Gobblet of Blood" and poke someone in there.
 
 Lords.Of.Midnight now recruiting Steamy hot small gang action is waiting for you. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 105
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.01 22:54:23 -
          [290] - Quote 
 
 Klaus Tylar wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:A prospective client Q&A with The Devil's Warrior Alliance .... Q: If I hire you guys to wardec this guy's corp that I hate, will you tell him I hired you? A: Absolutely not. Confidentiality is key to how we operate.  Q: We have been eyeing these POCO's in the system we live in, can you help us take them over? A: Absolutely. We love nothing more than to try to beat our current takedown-time records. Q: Some griefing bastard has wardecced my corp, we are just industrialists/not-a-pvp corp, can you help? A: Absolutely. For a reasonable price we will assist you in that war. Q: Is it possible to pay a regular 'blue me' maintenance contract, where for a smaller monthly maintenance fee we can let it be known we are blue to Devils, as a way to dis-incentivize others from deccing us in the first place? A: You betcha. Our loyal friendship is a simple ISK transfer mouseclick away! Q: How can I get a real sense of what you guys are about, of how trustworthy you are? A: This will give some great insights into how our warblord runs things, and experience level in the merc landscape F If you folks are active again can I assume the above information is still true? I might be interested in hiring your services in the very near future, assuming your operating parameters are still the same. 
 Yeah same old, just smaller package.. might not be able to beat our current poco records
  Contact me or any of the reps in game and we will see what if can help you out.
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Deadly Fingertips
 Absolute Defiance
 
 1081
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.02 04:43:17 -
          [291] - Quote 
 Welcome back devils o/
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Pwn 'N Play
 Nulli Secunda
 
 81
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.02 05:47:13 -
          [292] - Quote 
 Welcome back lads. You lads cost me my first shiny (Deimos) be good to see yas on the field again
 
 Very entertaining
Much content
So Eve
Such Blogging
http://eve12monthchallenge.blogspot.com.au/ | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 296
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.03 14:39:53 -
          [293] - Quote 
 Good morning. Hell is empty and all the DEVILS are here. Shakespeare knows the score, do you?
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Black Hydra Consortium
 
 328
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.07 07:51:57 -
          [294] - Quote 
 A little "bump bump" for my guys. I'll be back soon if you still love me.
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 105
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 16:45:11 -
          [295] - Quote 
 My devils need some work, accepting contracts.
 
 I don't want to resort to decing 0.0 bears just to keep my guys active....
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        |  Saeger1737
 Deadly Fingertips
 Absolute Defiance
 
 1101
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 18:09:15 -
          [296] - Quote 
 Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away.
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        |  Danalee
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Marmite Collective
 
 1263
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 21:25:16 -
          [297] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away. 
 Haha, that's rich, how will you do that? Dropping wars where marmots appear isn't really keeping anyone away bud
  
 D.
 
 
  
 Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 105
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 21:39:36 -
          [298] - Quote 
 
 Danalee wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away. Haha, that's rich, how will you do that? Dropping wars where marmots appear isn't really keeping anyone away bud   D.  
 Oh.. we will be back. :)
 We just need some poco's we can swap
  Apparently defending them was not an option for you guys.
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        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Marmite Collective
 
 350
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 21:45:32 -
          [299] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away. 
 I see your still hurting Saeger.
 
 How does it feel?
 
 To know it was me that smashed your big new year plan to destroy marmite into the ground?
 
 
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Danalee
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Marmite Collective
 
 1263
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 21:50:50 -
          [300] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Danalee wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away. Haha, that's rich, how will you do that? Dropping wars where marmots appear isn't really keeping anyone away bud   Oh.. we will be back. :) We just need some poco's we can swap   Apparently defending them was not an option for you guys. 
 All good man, didn't you hear: POCO attack/defense isn't PVP and should be shunned (All mighty Zeus says so)
 I was actually to tired/drunk to see little Saegert wasn't bleating in his own thread... considered retracting the post but that would just make for some embarrassing roleplay on his part so decided against it.
 
 Sorry for the ruckus anyhow, see you around.
 
 D.
 
 
  
 
 Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Deadly Fingertips
 Absolute Defiance
 
 1103
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 23:03:21 -
          [301] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away. I see your still hurting Saeger. How does it feel? To know it was me that smashed your big new year plan to destroy marmite into the ground? 
 I think the only thing you can take credit for is living in the past, and not having a woman for the holiday weekend.
 
 But it must be nice to still run your mouth after the face stomping Zeus (poh) and Adriel(Baw) gave you, new dentures?
 
 
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 298
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.15 23:26:49 -
          [302] - Quote 
 Ladies, ladies... you're both pretty.
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 863
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.16 04:02:55 -
          [303] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Ladies, ladies... you're both pretty. 
 
 Some more then others, ofc. =P
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
 | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Marmite Collective
 
 350
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.16 04:54:20 -
          [304] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Fybs wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Devils at the ready and always a bargain, hire devils today and keep the marmots away. I see your still hurting Saeger. How does it feel? To know it was me that smashed your big new year plan to destroy marmite into the ground? I think the only thing you can take credit for is living in the past, and not having a woman for the holiday weekend. But it must be nice to still run your mouth after the face stomping Zeus (poh) and Adriel(Baw) gave you, new dentures? 
 It's you that lives in the past. you can't help but say marmots this marmots that.
 
 Iv never had an enagment with PoH or BAW but I have you and your corp and guess what...
 
 You got Rekt so bad your still hurting 3 months later.
 
 
  
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2236
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.16 06:54:39 -
          [305] - Quote 
 Guys, lets keep Devil's merc post clean. Smacktalking Saeger is fun, but use their post.
  
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 303
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.16 13:43:05 -
          [306] - Quote 
 Good morning internet spaceship land o/
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 107
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.16 16:13:25 -
          [307] - Quote 
 "What a mess, beautiful mess, my bidding is done"
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        |  Saeger1737
 Deadly Fingertips
 Absolute Defiance
 
 1107
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.16 17:01:17 -
          [308] - Quote 
 
 Still an awesome video, thanks lord raz for the other things too <3
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2251
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.17 07:40:32 -
          [309] - Quote 
 Nice clip, nice song, nice Devil Warriors advert
  Devil killing bears. 
 
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 303
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.17 13:35:29 -
          [310] - Quote 
 Coffee and hookers... another day at the office.
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  binaryAegis
 The Scope
 Gallente Federation
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.20 17:43:38 -
          [311] - Quote 
 This is a really fitting song I think
 
 o7 Devils
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 119
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.22 19:32:23 -
          [312] - Quote 
 My devils are getting bored, need more work!
 While the other mercs are duking it out, hire Devils instead.
 
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        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Absolute Defiance
 
 177
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.22 22:05:41 -
          [313] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:My devils are getting bored, need more work!While the other mercs are duking it out, hire Devils instead.
 
 
 Shameless advertising just shameless.
 
 But I like it!
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 303
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.23 12:51:43 -
          [314] - Quote 
 Good morning o/ see you in space....
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 369
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.28 00:13:40 -
          [315] - Quote 
 A little "bump bump" for mah guys
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Rawmeat Mary
 Hunter Killers.
 Forsaken Asylum
 
 22
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.29 15:00:05 -
          [316] - Quote 
 Bump, because I remember them being a PITA in my time with DTAP.
 
 o7
 
 'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing.
And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.' Yeah, we're like that. | 
      
      
        |  Alexia Sanchez
 EveryoneVersusEveryone.com
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 4
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.30 01:21:55 -
          [317] - Quote 
 The finest devils I ever flew and had the pleasure of working with.
 
 
  
 o7
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        |  Klaus Tylar
 Tylar United Freight
 
 89
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.04.30 22:03:04 -
          [318] - Quote 
 Hired these guys to take care of a job for me a few weeks back. They handled it like pros, couldn't be more pleased. 10/10 would hire again.
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 303
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.05 12:20:06 -
          [319] - Quote 
 Good morning! I miss my GPD Enyo and Sarum Rook ... I cant be the only one. Who wants to murder spaceships?
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 123
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 10:29:41 -
          [320] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:My devils need some work, accepting contracts.
 I don't want to resort to decing 0.0 bears just to keep my guys active....
 We still need some more work...
 
 Did have to resort to launch one "fun" dec.. now after NA's purge we got Marmites usual amount of wars
  
 Anyone have anything we can actually hunt?
 | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2483
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 11:50:57 -
          [321] - Quote 
 I knew you couldn't resist all these fun wars
  . And I had a contract 2-3 times before, but you don't seem to want contracts from me. Now I am so sad  
 So how is Devils, any drama lately ?
 
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 123
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 13:21:39 -
          [322] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:I knew you couldn't resist all these fun wars   . And I had a contract 2-3 times before, but you don't seem to want contracts from me. Now I am so sad   So how is Devils, any drama lately ? Well.. As a merc you should be able do your own dirtywork.
 
 Most of my guys are now vaccinated against "bitter vet" syndrome or left alliance looking for other adventures.
 I'm not sure what happen a year ago.. other than it was like seeing Obi Wan vs Luke in a bitchfight.. throwing handbags at eachother.
  | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2483
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 14:10:36 -
          [323] - Quote 
 You should add that to your forum post. We'll take contracts, but only if its a nice and clean contract.
  To bad about the drama, you lost some good men I think. 
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 124
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 14:45:13 -
          [324] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:You should add that to your forum post. We'll take contracts, but only if its a nice and clean contract.   To bad about the drama, you lost some good men I think. In my defence.. my guys did'nt want to work for you.
  Try an alt or something I dont know about next time?
 
 But still.. dont really see why a 200+ man alliance would hire a ~20 man alliance to do anything they could'nt do themself?
 | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2483
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 14:53:19 -
          [325] - Quote 
 Like I said, we're to busy with paid contracts and they always have prio on fun wars. Your choice of course, but I would have taken contracts from anyone.
 
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 124
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 14:59:10 -
          [326] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Like I said, we're to busy with paid contracts and they always have prio on fun wars. Your choice of course, but I would have taken contracts from anyone.  Oh my!
  Was the AD crusade a paid gig?
 I thought you mentioned.. all the "other mercs" would be busy dealing with AD, didnt you?
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2483
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.12 15:19:33 -
          [327] - Quote 
 Read carefully, as sometimes its in the details.....paid contracts have prio on fun wars. AD was none of them
  That was called "Payback is a *****". Let's focus on Devil's here, as its your merc post. 
 Hire Devil's, unless they dont like you, then use an alt.
  
 YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 23
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.20 20:34:51 -
          [328] - Quote 
 ....just so Tora doesn't have the last word on our thread :)
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Dead Star Syndicate
 
 303
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.05.27 15:24:38 -
          [329] - Quote 
 Bump
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 126
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.06.27 01:35:05 -
          [330] - Quote 
 Summertime is here and activity is crap all over.. anyone have an active target for us?
 
 Oh.. If we are also looking for more members, not bitter vets tho... they tend to be whiny bitches.
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 128
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.07.03 18:49:05 -
          [331] - Quote 
 hmmm... I was trying to come up with a clever bump... but **** it.
 
 We need more contracts.
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        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 1196
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.07.04 05:22:57 -
          [332] - Quote 
 Roses are Red
 Violets are blue
 You killed our Sacrilege
 **** you too!
 
 
 
 
 Hahah, Kidding. =D
 
 Bump for some fine gents.
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
 | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 528
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.07.30 18:56:42 -
          [333] - Quote 
 Sat on the terrace, knocking back a cheeky little Rioja and watching the sun go down behind a beach packed with pert lovelies.
 
 Don't be jelly, my wife will be back in a few minutes.
 
 Also page 3 is unacceptable.
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Black Hydra Consortium.
 
 447
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.05 01:19:43 -
          [334] - Quote 
 A little bumpety bump for my awsome guys. Miss you
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 139
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.17 23:12:51 -
          [335] - Quote 
 I keep forgetting to bump this..
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 The Scope
 Gallente Federation
 
 1751
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.17 23:17:27 -
          [336] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:I keep forgetting to bump this.. That's really not good enough you guys should not be on page 2 ever. I will also watch more closely to see this travesty does not happen again
  
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Remiel Pollard
 Black Hydra Consortium.
 CODE.
 
 6883
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.18 13:23:01 -
          [337] - Quote 
 Never not hire DWA for your mercenary needs. Even if you hire someone else as well, never not DWA. These guys have more than earned the isk I've given them for various operations I've hired them for, and given a few alliances I've been in a damn good run for their money. That being said, whether you're with them or against them, they're some of the best sports in the game.
 
 Never not DWA.
 
 GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104 | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Blue Republic
 RvB - BLUE Republic
 
 25
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.19 00:50:26 -
          [338] - Quote 
 Classy folks, even (especially?) when they're making explosions outta my space pixels.
 
 GF's, sirs/ma'ams!
 
 Things that went boom Mostly Clueless Newbro, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 142
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.23 13:05:48 -
          [339] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:I keep forgetting to bump this.. That's really not good enough you guys should not be on page 2 ever. I will also watch more closely to see this travesty does not happen again   It did happen again, you failed me Noragen!
 
 On another note.. A crafty little devil (Ralph) made an awsome drawing that shows how we Devils feel about Marmites newest logo change.
 "One Look is Worth A Thousand Words."
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
 Holy Arumbian Empire
 
 1824
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.23 13:19:38 -
          [340] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:I keep forgetting to bump this.. That's really not good enough you guys should not be on page 2 ever. I will also watch more closely to see this travesty does not happen again   It did happen again, you failed me Noragen! On another note.. A crafty little devil (Ralph) made an awsome drawing that shows how we Devils feel about Marmites newest logo change. "One Look is Worth A Thousand Words. " I hang my head in shame. I would also like to know if Ralph sells his services cause that's pretty damed good and I could use a non WoW custom avatar
  
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11359
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.23 13:42:06 -
          [341] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:I keep forgetting to bump this.. That's really not good enough you guys should not be on page 2 ever. I will also watch more closely to see this travesty does not happen again   It did happen again, you failed me Noragen! On another note.. A crafty little devil (Ralph) made an awsome drawing that shows how we Devils feel about Marmites newest logo change. "One Look is Worth A Thousand Words. " I hang my head in shame. I would also like to know if Ralph sells his services cause that's pretty damed good and I could use a non WoW custom avatar   considering it, have other priorities right now, when i get the time ill advertise.
 
 
 =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
 Holy Arumbian Empire
 
 1825
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.23 14:00:55 -
          [342] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:considering it, have other priorities right now, when i get the time ill advertise.
 
 Mail me I will be your first customer
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11361
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.23 17:06:17 -
          [343] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:considering it, have other priorities right now, when i get the time ill advertise.
 
 Mail me I will be your first customer Will do.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 1419
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.23 18:44:30 -
          [344] - Quote 
 
 
 
 That is epic. Great job Ralph. Love the little references.
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
 Holy Arumbian Empire
 
 1828
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.24 00:32:39 -
          [345] - Quote 
 
 Valkin Mordirc wrote: That is epic. Great job Ralph. Love the little references.  I know right. The little references was what did it for me
 
 Clearly he was spending an un bobly amount of time hunting a contract target
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2659
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.24 10:10:38 -
          [346] - Quote 
 I really liked what he made
  We already send in a petition, to be renamed to The Devil's Collective...... but for some reason that name sounded familiar  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11379
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.24 12:46:48 -
          [347] - Quote 
 You're most welcome Tora, glad you have taken to it.
 
 
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 3081
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.24 15:04:52 -
          [348] - Quote 
 I don't know if Devil's Warriors will ever stop being a thing. Most mercenary outfits are transient, even the fairly successful ones, Devil's is just there, apparently forever.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11471
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.27 16:17:37 -
          [349] - Quote 
 I just picked up an engraving tool, Devils Warrior Alliance branded coffee mugs incoming...
 
 or lots of shattered porcelain,
 only time will tell.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 3492
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 01:23:19 -
          [350] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:I really liked what he made    We already send in a petition, to be renamed to The Devil's Collective...... but for some reason that name sounded familiar   
 Tora you *******. Bring back the smiley green face.
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Zeus Maximo
 Mentally Assured Destruction
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1017
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 01:24:25 -
          [351] - Quote 
 So does this mean that PoH can have the white egg?
 
 "It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus." U-MAD Membership Recruitment PoH Corporation Recruitment | 
      
      
        |  Julius Maagnus
 The Clown Shoe Crew
 Cruis3rs Cr3w
 
 23
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 01:48:03 -
          [352] - Quote 
 I approve of this thread.
 
 If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
 Holy Arumbian Empire
 
 1918
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 02:58:18 -
          [353] - Quote 
 
 Zeus Maximo wrote:So does this mean that PoH can have the white egg? NO. get your own
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2698
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 06:54:33 -
          [354] - Quote 
 
 Zeus Maximo wrote:hehe, if you can get it passed by CCP, go for it.So does this mean that PoH can have the white egg?  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Remiel Pollard
 Black Hydra Consortium.
 CODE.
 
 6987
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 11:59:04 -
          [355] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I just picked up an engraving tool, Devils Warrior Alliance branded coffee mugs incoming...
 or lots of shattered porcelain,
 only time will tell.
 
 Are coffee mugs really your thing though? I don't think they are. I mean, I love a good custom coffee mug as much as the next double-shot addict, but I was thinking shot glasses would be more your style.
 
 GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11489
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 12:12:45 -
          [356] - Quote 
 
 Remiel Pollard wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I just picked up an engraving tool, Devils Warrior Alliance branded coffee mugs incoming...
 or lots of shattered porcelain,
 only time will tell.
 Are coffee mugs really your thing though? I don't think they are. I mean, I love a good custom coffee mug as much as the next double-shot addict, but I was thinking shot glasses would be more your style. definitely, however mugs dont explode in your face as easily
    
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 
 1122
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.28 19:57:43 -
          [357] - Quote 
 Devils beer mugs and sippy cups for the brats gotta start them off right and early
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        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2508
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.29 03:14:45 -
          [358] - Quote 
 Um... if you succeed in crafting these coffee mugs I will definitely want one.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 640
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.08.30 15:22:18 -
          [359] - Quote 
 You can create custom thongs on Cafepress.
 
 Just saying.
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
 Holy Arumbian Empire
 
 1956
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.01 17:04:34 -
          [360] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:You can create custom thongs on Cafepress.
 Just saying.
 I would totally break my rule of not wearing thongs to wear a devils warriors thong
 
 
   
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
 Holy Arumbian Empire
 
 1991
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.08 10:32:06 -
          [361] - Quote 
 Saved it b4 I got in trouble
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11662
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.08 11:15:00 -
          [362] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Saved it b4 I got in trouble Good man yourself
  
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 149
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.08 17:40:09 -
          [363] - Quote 
 After a little breather we are now taking on contracts.
 
 Anyone need some dirty deeds done?
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        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 
 1128
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.09 16:25:02 -
          [364] - Quote 
 I wait for devil tea cups.... Aka Ralph get to work!!!! Goldmine.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11702
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.09 16:45:37 -
          [365] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:I wait for devil tea cups.... Aka Ralph get to work!!!! Goldmine. Just shrapnel thus far I'm afraid
  
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 
 1128
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.09 18:44:01 -
          [366] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:I wait for devil tea cups.... Aka Ralph get to work!!!! Goldmine. Just shrapnel thus far I'm afraid  Elmer's glue and a mold might help
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 
 610
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 00:17:37 -
          [367] - Quote 
 I just wanted to share a story and give you girls a free bump.
 
 So me and a friend were talking about you one night several months ago.....I dont know why the subject came up, perhaps we were camping Madimilire/Niarja. We were howling with laughter on comms over the little idiosyncrasies in Eve. Well, when we got to you guys we were like.....these guys base out of Romi......and this renewed our laughing spell....As Romi has little or no significance in eve. Does Romi has any special meaning to you? There's no need for anyone to go there....I'm perplexed.
 
 It seems to me you should up your game, and try a little harder. I know you probably wont take this well, but it's just fact. Have a great day.
 
 edit : oh crap i was so off track...maybe penirgman...is that the system?
 
 King of Amarr. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seukWAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 153
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 00:39:14 -
          [368] - Quote 
 Its Romi, and thx for the bump Holey
 
 I do wanna say welcome back... but tbh I didnt notice you had been gone.
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Hunter Killers.
 Forsaken Asylum
 
 301
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 00:39:57 -
          [369] - Quote 
 Holey, just admit you want them to wardec you off Amarr.
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 
 610
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 01:28:36 -
          [370] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:... but tbh I didnt notice you had been gone.
 
 I never noticed you ladies were there ( In eve) in the first place....was just making observation. I'm reading a good book right now...if you war dec me i might undock...but this book has me glued to the pages. The First Confessor...i reccomend.
 
 edit : free bumps used...back to sliding down the forum list.......
 
 King of Amarr. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seukWAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
 | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 157
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 11:52:12 -
          [371] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:... but tbh I didnt notice you had been gone.
 I never noticed you ladies were there ( In eve) in the first place....was just making observation. I'm reading a good book right now...if you war dec me i might undock...but this book has me glued to the pages. The First Confessor...i reccomend. edit : free bumps used...back to sliding down the forum list....... 
 Thats kinda contradicting statement, since you previously admitted to talk about us a couple of months back?
 But anywho.. thanks for another bump!
 
 You might want to put some more thought into the next one
  
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 
 611
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 12:28:24 -
          [372] - Quote 
 Facepalm time. I only knew you guys because of your war with the termites, is it years ago? There's no contradiction. You're just fishing for free bumps...I will grant you one more. Enjoy.
 
 King of Amarr. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seukWAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
 | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 158
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 12:33:27 -
          [373] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:Facepalm time. I only knew you guys because of your war with the termites, is it years ago? There's no contradiction. You're just fishing for free bumps...I will grant you one more. Enjoy. Your still contradicting yourself dude, but thanks for yet another bump!
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11734
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.11 13:22:34 -
          [374] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:Facepalm time. I only knew you guys because of your war with the termites, is it years ago? There's no contradiction. You're just fishing for free bumps...I will grant you one more. Enjoy. EDIT : You should google the definition of contradiction and realize how dumb you're making yourself look...as I said...no more bumps. Please explain the "contradiction" as soon as you figure out what it means and not just use big word to sound important.   That awkward moment when a Norwegian has a better grasp of your language than you do.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Carpe Noctem.
 Pandemic Legion
 
 2488
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.14 15:56:59 -
          [375] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:That awkward moment when a Norwegian has a better grasp of your language than you doFacepalm time. I only knew you guys because of your war with the termites, is it years ago? There's no contradiction. You're just fishing for free bumps...I will grant you one more. Enjoy. EDIT : You should google the definition of contradiction and realize how dumb you're making yourself look...as I said...no more bumps. Please explain the "contradiction" as soon as you figure out what it means and not just use big word to sound important.   . Cute seal. I'd use a 7 iron, maybee a sand wedge -- he's in the rough.
 
 F
 
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 163
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.16 02:10:28 -
          [376] - Quote 
 My devils need more targets, summon your nearest crossroad demon to make a deal!
 
 We are also looking for more pilots to join our ranks.
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        |  Damnskippy
 Mad Bombers
 Hashashin Cartel
 
 119
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.16 02:30:50 -
          [377] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Cute seal. I'd use a 7 iron, maybee a sand wedge -- he's in the rough.
 
 F
 
 
 Is it wrong that I laughed so much at that?
  
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 
 2010
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.16 02:59:40 -
          [378] - Quote 
 
 Damnskippy wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Cute seal. I'd use a 7 iron, maybee a sand wedge -- he's in the rough.
 
 F
 
 Is it wrong that I laughed so much at that?   No it was pretty funny I had a good chuckle
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1132
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.16 04:38:49 -
          [379] - Quote 
 Ralph I demand my devil gallon sized sippy cup...
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11850
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.16 15:11:06 -
          [380] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph I demand my devil gallon sized sippy cup... Ok, progess update, I now have two bags of shrapnel and a pair of "used" ballistics glasses....more research required.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 169
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.22 21:28:06 -
          [381] - Quote 
 "ain't nobody gonna love you like the devil do"
  
 Help us spread the love, hire us today!
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Carpe Noctem.
 Pandemic Legion
 
 2493
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.23 13:13:45 -
          [382] - Quote 
 I still love you bb
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  Rein Chelien
 Nova Express
 Silent Requiem
 
 30
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.09.29 15:59:01 -
          [383] - Quote 
 Giving the OG crew a bump. Great bunch of folks.
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        |  Jon FrozenWater
 Darkness Rising
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.01 20:25:50 -
          [384] - Quote 
 no ballz
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2791
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.02 10:06:59 -
          [385] - Quote 
 
 Jon FrozenWater wrote:That's ok m8. In time you'll grow some.no ballz  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 713
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.02 20:15:43 -
          [386] - Quote 
 
 Jon FrozenWater wrote:no ballz 
 It's always the same. Every time I go away, someone relevant shows up and wants a fair fight.
 
 I swear I'm cursed.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 171
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.02 20:33:34 -
          [387] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Jon FrozenWater wrote:no ballz It's always the same. Every time I go away, someone relevant shows up and wants a fair fight. I swear I'm cursed. 
 You did'nt miss anything other than a little **** trying to get his corp into trouble.
 He was not high enough on the totempole in his own corp to actually dec himself.... or something.
  
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12196
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.02 21:05:05 -
          [388] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Mortlake wrote:Jon FrozenWater wrote:no ballz It's always the same. Every time I go away, someone relevant shows up and wants a fair fight. I swear I'm cursed. You did'nt miss anything other than a little **** trying to get his corp into trouble. He was not high enough on the totempole in his own corp to actually dec himself.... or something.   Hahaha,
 Makes me think of those kids that loiter outside the shop asking people to go buy them smokes and get maad aggro with you when you laugh at them
  
 "[Squeaky dublin voice] c'mere and I'll batter ye ![/squeaky dublin voice]"
 
 
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 83
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.07 23:11:44 -
          [389] - Quote 
 Rookie bump!
 
 Did I do it right?
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2803
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.08 07:15:35 -
          [390] - Quote 
 
 Moon Moon Burdy wrote:You passed your bump test, next step, bump ships of Amarr EFA.Rookie bump! 
 Did I do it right?
 
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12340
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.08 09:11:29 -
          [391] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Moon Moon Burdy wrote:Rookie bump! 
 Did I do it right?
 You passed your bump test, next step, bump ships of Amarr EFA. Oh come now Tora , moon moon is doing a great job hunting targets with us across neweden.
 
 Besides, the princess of the undoc might throw a hissy fit if we sat in her garden
  
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1158
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.08 11:02:24 -
          [392] - Quote 
 Ralph we need battle thongs with the devil emblems on the for hot Bikini girls so get your sewing needle out!!!
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12343
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.08 11:19:45 -
          [393] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph we need battle thongs with the devil emblems on the for hot Bikini girls so get your sewing needle out!!! Patients saeger , patients.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Hunter Killers.
 Forsaken Asylum
 
 310
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.08 13:09:33 -
          [394] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph we need battle thongs with the devil emblems on the for hot Bikini girls so get your sewing needle out!!! Patients saeger , patients. Devils' needs may be different though, so don't expect to get the same fitting space as they do Saeger. You know, extra room for members they pilfer from all these corpsicles.
 
 All size fit all isn't for everyone...
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Carpe Noctem.
 Pandemic Legion
 
 2532
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.08 15:22:02 -
          [395] - Quote 
 
 Starrakatt wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph we need battle thongs with the devil emblems on the for hot Bikini girls so get your sewing needle out!!! Patients saeger , patients. Devils' needs may be different though, so don't expect to get the same fitting space as they do Saeger. You know, extra room for members they pilfer from all these corpsicles. All size fit all isn't for everyone... Don't forget the clip to attach their dildo sabers. I think mine is still in my closet...somewhere...hmmm
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 313
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.09 11:52:14 -
          [396] - Quote 
 Gooooood morning. Who's still awake?? o.O
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 729
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.09 12:10:00 -
          [397] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Gooooood morning. Who's still awake?? o.O 
 I'm at work and vertical, that's the best I can do I'm afraid.
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 313
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.09 13:28:30 -
          [398] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Gooooood morning. Who's still awake?? o.O I'm at work and vertical, that's the best I can do I'm afraid. 
 That'll do, pig. That'll do.
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Black Hydra Consortium.
 
 488
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.09 23:18:59 -
          [399] - Quote 
 I'd buy one of said "battle thongs" for sexy spaceship exploding action.
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Toxic Yaken
 Amarr Squad
 
 17
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.14 16:43:14 -
          [400] - Quote 
 These guys apparently came out just to blow up my jaguar for a client. That's either real boredom or real commitment to a contract. If only I had been flying my jaguar at the time...
  
 Would recommend.
 
 
 
 Highsec Spaceboat Pirate Overly Neglected Blog: http://shiniestneckonsafari.blogspot.ca | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 89
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.14 21:06:16 -
          [401] - Quote 
 
 Toxic Yaken wrote:These guys apparently came out just to blow up my jaguar for a client. That's either real boredom or real commitment to a contract. If only I had been flying my jaguar at the time...   Would recommend. 
 Surely commitment, sir. Customer satisfaction is our top priority.
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1162
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.15 16:08:21 -
          [402] - Quote 
 
 Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph we need battle thongs with the devil emblems on the for hot Bikini girls so get your sewing needle out!!! Patients saeger , patients. Devils' needs may be different though, so don't expect to get the same fitting space as they do Saeger. You know, extra room for members they pilfer from all these corpsicles. All size fit all isn't for everyone... Don't forget the clip to attach their dildo sabers . I think mine is still in my closet...somewhere...hmmm Must be a battle extending devils saber or cod piece.
 
 Love them devils, they love you long time, hire them today
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12499
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.17 20:11:26 -
          [403] - Quote 
 New : I can't believe it's not
 butterDevil's.
 Just need to show them how to use eve-tools and I'll be sorted
  
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 766
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.17 20:29:57 -
          [404] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote: 
 Love it. Bless.
 
 Was telling Jam earlier today about my 5yr old who is trained to scream "PLUS ONE!" if I'm afk.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12502
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.17 20:38:44 -
          [405] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Love it. Bless. Was telling Jam earlier today about my 5yr old who is trained to scream "PLUS ONE!" if I'm afk. 
   that's genius! 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 
 2132
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.17 23:22:45 -
          [406] - Quote 
 Mine just says bad guy a thousand times while jumping up and down
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 329
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.18 06:29:26 -
          [407] - Quote 
 Trained mine to say 'Red in Local!'
 
 He's due to have his own trial account now I guess.
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 1550
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.18 06:51:33 -
          [408] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Love it. Bless. Was telling Jam earlier today about my 5yr old who is trained to scream "PLUS ONE!" if I'm afk. 
 
 
 Hm...I need one of those...
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 773
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.18 10:19:37 -
          [409] - Quote 
 Seriously you need to train one. It'a awesome watching them develop into players. I started my son off with simple courier runs and he already has a few explorer kills in wspace and can run l4s :)
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 320
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.18 11:43:48 -
          [410] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote: Love it. Bless. Was telling Jam earlier today about my 5yr old who is trained to scream "PLUS ONE!" if I'm afk. 
 I was on the fence about having kids until that little gem started worming its way into my thought process... it would cut into my PLEX budget quite a bit but think about the possibilities!!
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 1552
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.18 14:46:39 -
          [411] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Seriously you need to train one. It'a awesome watching them develop into players. I started my son off with simple courier runs and he already has a few explorer kills in wspace and can run l4s :) 
 
 What's the manufacturing cost and development time, and how much would it cost to get a somewhat researched blueprint?
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
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        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 92
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.18 21:55:14 -
          [412] - Quote 
 
 Valkin Mordirc wrote:Mortlake wrote:Seriously you need to train one. It'a awesome watching them develop into players. I started my son off with simple courier runs and he already has a few explorer kills in wspace and can run l4s :)  What's the manufacturing cost and development time, and how much would it cost to get a somewhat researched blueprint? 
 Manufacturing cost? That depends somewhat on the blueprint you are working with, but generally one can expect to shell out for dinner, perhaps a movie, some mood lighting and maybe a little Barry White (mp3's are commercially available).
 
 Development time is roughly 9 months regardless of blueprint.
 
 Researching the blueprint can be done at varying prices in innumerable venues worldwide. You may find a google search appropriate as well. There's a possibility you already have a suitable BPO. Check your peer group.
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 334
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.19 02:10:43 -
          [413] - Quote 
 I would remark that with a good BPO, the finished product should start having a good return to investment after only a few years. It, however, depends heavily on the aging of the product. T3nn products can be awkard to manoeuver, with low agility, but once up to speed can practically roam by itself. It's almost like a bot, expect that, of course, botting isn't permitted by the EULA.
 
 My last engineered product got his first trial account running today, no say as to when he will reach the T2 mark.
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Chazz Kirkham
 School of Mabon
 Guardians of the Morrigan
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.21 07:04:17 -
          [414] - Quote 
 Howdy
 
 I have few questions in regards to hiring your crew to wreck a group of care bears that like making war decs on mining corps. Actually all of their decs have been against mining corps soley. Our corp is too small to field more than 5 ships. Few of them are fighters. We mine and pve to break the boredom. Speaking of which I'll leave it at that because I'm quite sure you've heard it before. Hit me up when ever you get a chance.
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 
 633
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.22 18:09:21 -
          [415] - Quote 
 If you guys can pull yourself out of Romi there is a way to make lots of isk. Refer to my thread. There's no reason to be afraid of termites....
 
 If you guys and the marmites are buddies and of like mind, disregard please. I remember when tora was agraid of you. Is the opposite true now?
 
 
 
 Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
 WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 184
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.22 18:44:40 -
          [416] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:If you guys can pull yourself out of Romi there is a way to make lots of isk. Refer to my thread. There's no reason to be afraid of termites....
 If you guys and the marmites are buddies and of like mind, disregard please. I remember when tora was agraid of you. Is the opposite true now?
 
 I'm not sure if Tora feels the same way still, but I do love to poke him from time to time.
 Especially now with their new logo, that went from beeing a "Devil egg" when they got it to a now "unholy egg"
  
 But I also know you.. Get yourself a third party and stick to the conditions you set. Then maybe I would be interested.
 
 Oh.. and if you had been playing eve instead of trolling you would know things have changed.
 If you would like to keep your "throne" in amarr you should join up with PIRAT... IF they want you that is..
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 
 633
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.22 19:18:50 -
          [417] - Quote 
 Sounds like an excuse...the third party thing. I'm an honest man.
 
 Pirat were something once, although they look on the decline also. Do you know how many times they begged me to join or even assist them? Quite a lot.....shirtizl or whatever just couldn't convince me with his poor English. And the us Corp who joined them....I have no comment, except that is probably one of the nails in their coffin.
 
 All you have to say is : "we are afraid to leave romi and termites terrify us"....I understand.
 
 Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
 WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 184
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.22 19:57:59 -
          [418] - Quote 
 Now your just back to giving us free bumps, thx!
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        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 110
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.10.31 00:03:09 -
          [419] - Quote 
 Align to target... engage MWD.. and BUMP!
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12695
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.04 19:06:04 -
          [420] - Quote 
 This is the devils version of bunny ears ... Har har lads very funny
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1179
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.06 06:59:59 -
          [421] - Quote 
 Hire devils today and make your enemies life a living hell
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 199
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.09 09:30:31 -
          [422] - Quote 
 The Amarr Succession Trials is over for our part.. Damn you Elise!
  I wanted a free trip to Iceland.
 
 Btw, we are looking for more work.
 Kinda having issues keeping my guys busy enough.
 
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2894
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.09 10:01:20 -
          [423] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:You must have contracts, which you could watch list and hunt ? Or for example war dec PIRAT and have some fun ? Content everywhere.Kinda having issues keeping my guys busy enough.  
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Rabble Alliance
 
 2264
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.09 10:18:37 -
          [424] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:Kinda having issues keeping my guys busy enough.  You must have contracts, which you could watch list and hunt ? Or for example war dec PIRAT and have some fun ? Content everywhere. It's a marketing ploy shh
  
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD | 
      
      
        |  jack1974
 Reikoku
 Pandemic Legion
 
 35
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.09 15:56:52 -
          [425] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:The Amarr Succession Trials is over for our part.. Damn you Elise!   I wanted a free trip to Iceland.  Btw, we are looking for more work.  Kinda having issues keeping my guys busy enough.  
 Elise has failed us all
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2894
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.09 19:33:17 -
          [426] - Quote 
 If you dont try, you have lost before you started. So good try at least.
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 876
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.23 22:17:49 -
          [427] - Quote 
 I don't always bump threads, but when I do it's because there's a distinct lack of pod goo in my hair.
 
 Taking contracts, names and caffeine supplements.
 
 Contact Sir Tearz or Lord Razpataz for a quote.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2931
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.24 09:25:02 -
          [428] - Quote 
 Can I have a Sun Tzu quote ?
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 12848
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.24 09:27:38 -
          [429] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Can I have a Sun Tzu quote ? "****station games" - Sun Tzu
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 2931
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.24 09:32:20 -
          [430] - Quote 
 Is Devils taking a break (besides Mortlake of course) ?
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Rabble Alliance
 
 2354
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.24 10:10:27 -
          [431] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Can I have a Sun Tzu quote ? "****station games" - Sun Tzu  This is going in my bio
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 201
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.24 13:28:11 -
          [432] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Is Devils taking a break (besides Mortlake of course) ? We have had a little vacation from wars, starting up wars again today.
 
 Now my Devils are starved and bloodthirsty, ready to bring hell.
 Hire us today!
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 532
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.11.25 09:50:30 -
          [433] - Quote 
 Awesome guys to fly with..even better to hire for wars. Make a deal with the Devil today
  
 Hi guys o/ ...I miss you
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 178
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.11 02:23:43 -
          [434] - Quote 
 Antimatter is a form of communication! Want to send someone a message? Devils deliver!
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 913
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.15 13:38:21 -
          [435] - Quote 
 It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.
 
 You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.
 
 We have duct tape and ball gags.
 
 Just sayin.
 
 
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 322
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 14:40:32 -
          [436] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.
 You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.
 
 We have duct tape and ball gags.
 
 Just sayin.
 
 
 
 Where do we keep the ball gags?
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 921
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 16:28:45 -
          [437] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Mortlake wrote:It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.
 You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.
 
 We have duct tape and ball gags.
 
 Just sayin.
 
 
 Where do we keep the ball gags? 
 Bottom drawer, behind the jar of souls and underneath Ralph's wig. Wear gloves.
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 921
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 16:39:08 -
          [438] - Quote 
 Recorded a roam from the other night. Enjoy. Hero tackle at 0:37.
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        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Marmite Collective
 
 528
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 16:52:58 -
          [439] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Recorded a roam from the other night. Enjoy. Hero tackle at 0:37 . 
 
    I'm done 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13096
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 18:06:14 -
          [440] - Quote 
 
 That was Smitty and Moon Moon last night in frigates .
 
 rapid light gila ... " F*** it, get him!"
 
 i had literally just tried logging off 3 shaggin am
 
 when i hear the lads diving head first into a stratios
 
 moon moon "lol were gona die"
 
 smitty " F*** it, get him!"
 
 
 *me pinches nose and loggs back in*
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 181
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 18:18:53 -
          [441] - Quote 
 Oh that stratios. We tackled that pony up good, but could not hold him for long. Only Ralph could save us from certain boom.
 
 Thanks for stalling dreamland to save our frigs!
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13097
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 18:22:27 -
          [442] - Quote 
 Fun fight , and well worth it.
 I was still giggling about it this morning.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 181
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 18:26:03 -
          [443] - Quote 
 We bumped into the stratios pilot somewhere in local later on. He was very reasonable. Smitty and he had some polite conversation. He said his mistake was sticking around for those sentry drones. vOv
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories (almost) daily! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 929
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.16 20:51:12 -
          [444] - Quote 
 Sounds like it was a fun night. I've been shampooing my beard and ironing my Jedi outfit all day for the premier at midnight. Hopefully I can make it on later if I'm not too giggly.
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        |  Kaska Iskalar
 Republic Military School
 Minmatar Republic
 
 42
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.18 14:51:37 -
          [445] - Quote 
 There are no devils in high sec.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13147
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.18 15:24:46 -
          [446] - Quote 
 Thanks for the input anonymous forum alt.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 325
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.18 16:12:12 -
          [447] - Quote 
 "And I tell you, one more of your furry-elephant, teleporting-ring, plants-live-off-air stories and I'll twist that hoopak around your neck!" - Flint Fireforge
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 532
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 08:50:15 -
          [448] - Quote 
 
 Kaska Iskalar wrote:There are no devils in high sec. 
 I beg to differ
  
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Miko Jin
 HELVEGEN
 
 330
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 11:25:34 -
          [449] - Quote 
 Even Devils should have a merry christmas.
 
 So Merry Christmas Devilish people xxx
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        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 What Squad
 
 766
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 13:35:21 -
          [450] - Quote 
 All snuggled up in romi for the festive season?
 
 Merry Christmas, Reject alliance.
 
 Edit : I thought u guys was the Devils rejects alliance. Shows what I know, sounds good though.
 
 Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
 WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13212
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 16:00:23 -
          [451] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:All snuggled up in romi for the festive season?
 Merry Christmas, Reject alliance.
 
 Edit : I thought u guys was the Devils rejects alliance. Shows what I know, sounds good though.
 
 I know reading can be challenging sometimes holy
 but do keep at it and I'm sure you can get through a whole alliance name by the New year.
 
 
  
 All smack talk aside for a moment I do hope you have a good festive season mate.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1223
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 20:20:43 -
          [452] - Quote 
 Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 329
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 20:32:04 -
          [453] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!! 
 Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...
 
 https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=331004 - thank me later | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1225
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 20:41:42 -
          [454] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!! Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...  Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13220
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.22 20:44:40 -
          [455] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!! Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...  Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection Sorry dude, fresh out of that.
 
 
 
 
 I do have this Klondike bar though ...
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 946
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.23 01:13:33 -
          [456] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I do have this Klondike bar though ...
 
 The hairy one? The one I use to de-fluff the communal gusset? You can't give that away, Ralph. It's so old and has so much organic matter embedded in it that it's practically sentient. Try putting it on a table in a very quiet room and mentioning in a casual manner that you're feeling peckish. If you listen very carefully, you can hear it crying.
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        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1225
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.23 01:27:34 -
          [457] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!! Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...  Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection Sorry dude, fresh out of that. I do have this Klondike bar though ...  I gave you that bar for Christmas, and its a symbol of friendship you block head!!!
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13229
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.23 03:01:18 -
          [458] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!! Behind the jar of souls, under the wigs, next to the ball gags...  Check there, box is marked but empty, I'm gonna have to pull from Ralph's personal verginity collection Sorry dude, fresh out of that. I do have this Klondike bar though ...  I gave you that bar for Christmas, and its a symbol of friendship you block head!!! 
  *sniff*  
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1227
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.23 16:51:21 -
          [459] - Quote 
 Long live the devils, they've never had to go to 2.0 since the original is the best!!!
 
 Hire devils today for brutal services of evil that Charles Manson would even say "nah uh that just ain't right"
 | 
      
      
        |  Morgan Agrivar
 Happy Endings Massage Parlor
 
 223
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.24 04:05:45 -
          [460] - Quote 
 I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :(
 
 Just something about me... | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 953
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.24 09:50:55 -
          [461] - Quote 
 
 Morgan Agrivar wrote:I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :( 
 :(
 
 I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy.
 | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Rabble Alliance
 
 2455
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.24 10:05:55 -
          [462] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Morgan Agrivar wrote:I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :( :( I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy. I saw the swimsuit comp. You don't need them
  
 
   
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 The Pursuit of Happiness
 
 1235
 
 
       | Posted - 2015.12.24 10:55:58 -
          [463] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Morgan Agrivar wrote:I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :( :( I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy. Ask Sue Abbot where she got her's, they look cheap.
 | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2657
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.04 10:49:00 -
          [464] - Quote 
 Okay, now slowly take off those panties...
 
 HOLY **** IS THIS THING ON?!
 
 Awkward....
 In completely unrelated news, does anyone know where I can get clown pants mended properly?
 My current seamstress botched the job badly last time.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Carpe Noctem.
 Pandemic Legion
 
 2648
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.04 14:21:26 -
          [465] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:...does anyone know where I can get clown pants mended properly? 
 I can haz balloon?
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1005
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.04 15:44:45 -
          [466] - Quote 
 Darling, pants are so 2015.
 | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 332
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.04 15:53:41 -
          [467] - Quote 
 
 
 ... that's the last Mortlake link I click on the work computer... either by choice or because they fire me. +1
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Yourmoney Mywallet
 Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
 
 780
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.04 18:30:39 -
          [468] - Quote 
 
 Aaaaargh!... Can... not... be... unseeeeen!!!
 | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 534
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.08 03:46:04 -
          [469] - Quote 
 o...m...g...why did i click that..whyyyyy.
  
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Morgan Agrivar wrote:I looked into possibly joining DWA but I don't have scout alts. :( :( I looked into possibly getting breast implants but I don't have a sugar daddy. I saw the swimsuit comp. You don't need them    
 This is true...muy sexeh
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3104
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.08 08:11:18 -
          [470] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Thank god you're not a brown noser. Just one of many examplesLong live the devils, they've never had to go to 2.0 since the original is the best!!! 
 Hire devils today for brutal services of evil that Charles Manson would even say "nah uh that just ain't right"
  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 
 1266
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.08 10:50:49 -
          [471] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Long live the devils, they've never had to go to 2.0 since the original is the best!!! 
 Hire devils today for brutal services of evil that Charles Manson would even say "nah uh that just ain't right"
 Thank god you're not a brown noser. Just one of many examples   Endorsement of friends, thought we covered this...
 | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3108
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.08 11:45:48 -
          [472] - Quote 
 Your friends disagree
  
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! ISD Dorrim Barstorlode : Removed an accidental lock. Nothing happened. whistles innocently Tora Bushido : Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1044
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.11 00:45:25 -
          [473] - Quote 
 Apologies. We are now returning to our scheduled programme.
 | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 337
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.11 17:00:08 -
          [474] - Quote 
 Hail Satan!
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13507
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.11 17:47:21 -
          [475] - Quote 
 I found a ruby porter today called "Revenge" with a ram's head on the label
   seems like i was meant to drink tonight.
 
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Rabble Alliance
 
 2588
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.22 20:27:21 -
          [476] - Quote 
 No this post never got to page 2 ;-)
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 541
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.24 10:53:08 -
          [477] - Quote 
 Hey...where's my damn battle thong? C'mon Ralph..you're slackin. Must have Devils merch...
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1403
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.24 13:50:23 -
          [478] - Quote 
 I'm still waiting for my custom-made pitchfork nipple clamps (mains & battery option included). I love the pineapple and flamingo set that I have, but I wouldn't wear them undocked.
 | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 1853
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.24 15:35:58 -
          [479] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote: I love the pineapple and flamingo set that I have, but I wouldn't wear them undocked. 
 
 Did you hear that?
 
 
 That was the sound of a galaxy crying out in disappointment Mortlake.
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13716
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.24 16:12:12 -
          [480] - Quote 
 oh god don't encourage him valkin , he'll do it.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 205
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.26 00:52:30 -
          [481] - Quote 
 Its that time again.. more activity than targets.
 Aaaaand.. I'm not going to do a blanket dec spree.
 
 Anyone have any targets for us that are active?
 | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 1858
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.26 02:12:07 -
          [482] - Quote 
 If you looking for a fight Killswitch Alliance recently gave us a decent one.
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
 | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 
 635
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.26 13:28:48 -
          [483] - Quote 
 I'm happy to announce Devils will be hosting my SCA. for awhile before my leave into null sec.
 
 I have 3 years experience in HS wars so you could say I no a thing or two
  
 Now is a fantastic time to grab a contract from these lads for the up and coming weekend.
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1528
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.26 13:52:13 -
          [484] - Quote 
 I was only gone 24hrs. Who left the cat flap open?
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Archetype.
 
 211
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.26 14:00:54 -
          [485] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:I'm happy to announce Devils will be hosting my SCA. for awhile before my leave into null sec. I have 3 years experience in HS wars so you could say I no a thing or two   Now is a fantastic time to grab a contract from these lads for the up and coming weekend. 
 
 
 Good bunch of guys and a positive move.
 
 I wish you well in your endevour.
 
 
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 642
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.29 12:16:01 -
          [486] - Quote 
 Breaking News...
 
 Mortlake is giving away free topless pics with every new contract.
 
 Grab yours today for this fantastic offer.
 
 Only Available while stocks lasts.
 T&C's apply.
 
 
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 205
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.30 01:31:04 -
          [487] - Quote 
 Disclaimer:
 *If you dont want a topless pic of Mortlake, relax.. you can still contact us for contracts.*
 
 My devils are getting to bloodthirsty, hard keeping them in line.
 Use this opportunity to unleash hell on your target.
 | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 Archetype.
 
 1307
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.30 02:47:18 -
          [488] - Quote 
 Mortlake should wear a devil battle thong and do a full picture for a contract.
 | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1692
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.30 11:13:51 -
          [489] - Quote 
 I have no intention of providing services in exchange for cheap melon shots, so please stop emailing me with pictures of bockwurst and kiwi fruit.
 
 I will, however, provide you with one from a recent shoot I did for Buff Brutor magazine.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 What Squad
 
 785
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.31 20:09:05 -
          [490] - Quote 
 Make your CSM vote count! Vote for me for CSM.
 
 Check my thread in the CSM forum. Have a great day.
 
 Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson : 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
 WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
 | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1744
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.31 21:09:46 -
          [491] - Quote 
 Who farted?
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 What Squad
 
 785
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.31 21:16:52 -
          [492] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Who farted? 
 Possibly your mom upstairs?
 
 
 Top Amarr killer of all times.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
Running for CSM 2016. Check my thread in the CSM section of the forums. Make your vote count! | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1750
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.01.31 21:31:01 -
          [493] - Quote 
 There it is again. Could someone open a window?
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Addicted To Chaos
 Archetype.
 
 542
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.01 02:26:38 -
          [494] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Breaking News...
 Mortlake is giving away free topless pics with every new contract.
 
 Grab yours today for this fantastic offer.
 
 Only Available while stocks lasts.
 T&C's apply.
 
 
 
 Giggity
  
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 What Squad
 
 788
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.02 12:48:17 -
          [495] - Quote 
 I would hire you for a service...if you leave romi.
 
 Check my official CSM campaign in the CSM section of the forums.
 
 Top Amarr killer of all times:
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime Running for CSM 2016. Check my thread in the CSM section of the forums. Make your vote count! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13925
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.02 13:21:16 -
          [496] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:I would hire you for a service...if you leave romi.
 Check my official CSM campaign in the CSM section of the forums.
 the irony of that is delicious holy .
 
 im fairly certain i could run a successful csm campaign based solely on not being you.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 What Squad
 
 788
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.02 16:22:03 -
          [497] - Quote 
 I appreciate your thoughts. So your campaign would be : "I'm not holeysheet1". Hmmmmm, that'd definitely get you some votes. Bon chance.
 
 Top Amarr killer of all times:
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime Running for CSM 2016. Check my thread in the CSM section of the forums. Make your vote count! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13929
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.02 19:03:47 -
          [498] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:I appreciate your thoughts. So your campaign would be : "I'm not holeysheet1". Hmmmmm, that'd definitely get you some votes. Bon chance. Something like, "Vote King-Griffin : I'm neither HolySheet1 nor Xenoria"
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1803
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.04 09:49:50 -
          [499] - Quote 
 My beard aches for combat.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Yourmoney Mywallet
 Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
 
 845
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.04 09:56:03 -
          [500] - Quote 
 You're not honestly calling that thing a beard.
  | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2746
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.04 15:07:16 -
          [501] - Quote 
 If we leave Romi...
 it's not like we'd fly 21 jumps just to push some WT Orca pilot's shite in or something...
 Oh wait.
 That just happened.
 
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1820
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.05 00:21:52 -
          [502] - Quote 
 
 Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:You're not honestly calling that thing a beard.   
 Honestly? Yes. Yes I am. Mainly because it's not a moustache. It used to be a moustache, and a carnivorous moustache at that. We had a beautifully simple, symbiotic relationship for many years. I'd trough like a hog and 'Melvin' would clean up when I was done.
 
 One fateful evening, after arriving back at station following a horrendously heavy drinking session, I happened upon a Fedo doing unmentionable things on the mat outside the door to my quarters. To say I was unimpressed would be an understatement, and due to the amount of alcohol I'd consumed I wasn't exactly in a position to exercise much self control.
 
 A few swift kicks to the nose rendered the disgusting, flatulent blob unconscious, and without thinking (as I often don't) I dragged the helpless little chap inside. I guess that in my drunken stupor I must have thought it a would be a good idea to throw him into the wardrobe and lock the door, because around 4am I was awoken by the most terrible screams emanating from the bedroom. I unpeeled myself off the floor where I'd passed out, and with my hands over my ears I approached the wardrobe, which by now was practically shaking itself apart.
 
 Unsure whether to open the door or not, I sat at the foot of the bed and considered my predicament. Firstly I had a splitting headache and the screaming wasn't helping. Secondly, I liked my wardrobe, and the fat sack of pod snot inside was very likely to destroy it from the inside out. Thirdly, I wanted another drink, and there was no way I was going out and leaving Mr Mucous to slide around in my quarters, especially as I'd only just finished wallpapering and my ear collection was out for it's yearly airing.
 
 Stroking my moustache thoughtfully, I began pacing around the room, trying to think of a way to get out of this ridiculous predicament when suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my right index finger. Melvin had bitten me, and that could only mean one thing. He was hungry.
 
 Only once before had this ever happened, and for the life of me at the time I couldn't work out why he'd done it. Now I knew. He wanted Fedo meat; he wanted it bad!
 
 Several years ago, I'd gone on vacation to Ashab II (a huge undertaking for me as I never leave Romi) and happened to find myself in a rather posh Gallentean establishment serving Fedo in garlic butter. As I lifted the first spoonful to my mouth, Melvin practically ripped himself from his moorings and dived headlong into the bowl, rolling around in Fedo medallions with gay abandon. It was all rather embarrassing.
 
 Naturally as I was inebriated, I'd forgotten about how Melvin felt about Fedos. Melvin hadn't though, and as I tried desperately to soothe him he suddenly sprang forward, pushing between my fingers and throwing his full weight against the wardrobe, scratching it slightly; then slowly but surely, he inched his way across the face of the door and in through the vent at the top.
 
 There followed a few seconds of deathly silence, then the most blood curdling screams you could possibly imagine which seemed to last for hours upon hours, or perhaps I dreamt it. I'd passed out, again.
 
 I'm not entirely sure how long I slept, but by the time I awoke, the bedroom was silent. Rising from the bed I surveyed the scene. The wardrobe door lay wide open and inside was the shrivelled husk of a Fedo, simply skin and slime and nothing more, hanging pathetically from a coat hook. All my beautiful clothes were ruined, dripping with thick, pink goo. Instinctively my hand went up to my face, but Melvin wasn't there. I sat back down on the bed, put my head in my hands and began to cry. Melvin had gone.
 
 I'd probably been been sobbing for a few minutes when I noticed an itch developing on my ankle. Reaching down to scratch, I felt something small and fluffy and upon opening my eyes I saw it was Melvin, crawling up my leg, fat and bloated with Fedo meat and growling all the while. Not wanting to anger him further, I retracted my hand and watched with happy tears as he struggled past my knee, up my thigh and on to my stomach, pausing to take a breath every few inches. I could see he was exhausted but was hesitant to help as I couldn't be sure how he'd react.
 
 After several hours, the poor little guy had made it as far as my chin. With his breathing by now very laboured, he nestled into the crook of my chin and gave a barely audible sigh, then began purring contentedly.
 
 Melvin had found his new home. Melvin had evolved. Melvin was a beard.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 211
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.05 00:37:13 -
          [503] - Quote 
 For the love of all this is shiny and good in this life, you need to write more, Mortlake.
 
 That brought a tear to my eyes. Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 358
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.05 17:39:00 -
          [504] - Quote 
 I think, if I can remember it, as my cognitive capabilities aren't what they were only a couple years ago, that I will contract a Fedo for Melvin.
 It is obvious that Mortlake badly ignored Melvin's needs for a long time, or the mustache wouldn't have acted in such a way, nor in such a malevolently violent manner if the issue had been adressed earlier.
 
 Shame on you Mortlake, shame.
 
 Witness all, Mortlake's smugness and contentment at Melvin's new chin location, as if it was a good thing. The poor thing almost died getting up there, and what was it's master doing? Eh what? Nothing. He. Did. NOTHING. To help. What is a finger or two when witnessing such a plight? The sluggish, agonizing crawl was so absolutely heartbreaking that I almost rendered my luncheon all over my keyboard.
 
 Poor, poor Melvin, to have such a master. Put it back in it's rightful place I say, you pet torturer Morty.
 
 Shame, that is all I have to say.
 
 P.S Better you feed it the Fedo I'll send, or else...
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1829
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.08 11:28:53 -
          [505] - Quote 
 
 Starrakatt wrote:
 Misconceptions.
 
 
 
 You've got me all wrong. He's shampooed every day and I regularly moisturise my chin. He's well cared for.
 
 Thanks for the Fedo anyway, mang.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 360
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.08 13:43:34 -
          [506] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:So say you. I will be watching.Starrakatt wrote:
 Misconceptions.
 
 
 You've got me all wrong. He's shampooed every day and I regularly moisturise my chin. He's well cared for. 
 
 Quote:Thanks for the Fedo anyway, mang. You're welcome.
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 14034
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.08 14:25:42 -
          [507] - Quote 
 I can confirm mort does indeed bathe his "beard", visibly.
 It's , unsettling to say the least ... Think breast feeding in public , just with heavy petting and purring.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Dilligafmofo
 Sandman Plc
 
 375
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.08 16:24:40 -
          [508] - Quote 
 Bitty ?
 | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2757
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.19 17:47:58 -
          [509] - Quote 
 Does the fact that I've never found Mortlake to be creepy at all make me by default creepy?
 Sometimes I wonder if perhaps my definition of normal is a bit skewed...
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 367
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.19 22:47:23 -
          [510] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Does the fact that I've never found Mortlake to be creepy at all make me by default creepy? Sometimes I wonder if perhaps my definition of normal is a bit skewed...
 It's not you, it's everyone else...
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1916
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.20 00:57:16 -
          [511] - Quote 
 I'm not creepy, I just vocalize what everyone else is thinking.
 
 I love you too Omar.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 651
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.22 09:42:06 -
          [512] - Quote 
 Respect to PIRAT for giving us a free kill last night.
 
 Morts beard was getting rather hungry and I didn't want melvin to nibble on my fingers.....
 
 Again!
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1943
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.26 10:58:17 -
          [513] - Quote 
 Thread saved from almost certain page 2.
 
 Available for hire.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Negasonic Teenage Warhead
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 8
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.26 14:39:27 -
          [514] - Quote 
 Posting because all other merc threads got a random NPC alt endorsement of little value.
 
 Balance restored. Carry on.
 | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2761
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.26 15:35:30 -
          [515] - Quote 
 Why is hiring us a good idea?
 There are others who could explain it better than me, but I'll use my crazy drunkspeak words.
 We will literally fly thirty jumps just to blow your target's guts all over the clown they hired for their kid's birthday party.
 
 Yeah.
 
 In their back yard.
 
 Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.
 
 Just saying.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1944
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.26 20:21:31 -
          [516] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Why is hiring us a good idea?
 Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.
 
 
 
 ... and they have the gall to call me the bizarre one.
 
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
 Carpe Noctem.
 Pandemic Legion
 
 2655
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.26 20:37:22 -
          [517] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Why is hiring us a good idea?There are others who could explain it better than me, but I'll use my crazy drunkspeak words.
 We will literally fly thirty jumps just to blow your target's guts all over the clown they hired for their kid's birthday party.
 
 Yeah.
 
 In their back yard.
 
 Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.
 
 Just saying.
 It just doesn't get any better than that.
 
 Would you like to know more? | 
      
      
        |  Ozzie Udan
 Caldari Provisions
 Caldari State
 
 137
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.26 22:52:12 -
          [518] - Quote 
 +1 for crazy drunkspeak words.
 
 A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. | 
      
      
        |  Julius Maagnus
 The Clown Shoe Crew
 Short Bus Mercenaries.
 
 56
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.02.27 17:11:44 -
          [519] - Quote 
 I vouch for these dudes. They get it done.
 
 If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time. | 
      
      
        |  Smitty Uitra
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 9
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.02 21:24:20 -
          [520] - Quote 
 Hire us! We have new members so we need more targets.
    | 
      
      
        |  Smitty Uitra
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 11
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.04 18:12:44 -
          [521] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Thread saved from almost certain page 2.
 Available for hire.
 
 Damn Mort. It almost happened again. Need to keep a better eye on this.
 | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 1993
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.06 15:53:56 -
          [522] - Quote 
 Today I killed a man. I killed a man whilst listening to the Airwolf Theme. I don't think I'll ever be the same again.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 14548
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.06 16:07:17 -
          [523] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Today I killed a man. I killed a man whilst listening to the Airwolf Theme . I don't think I'll ever be the same again. No one ever is mort, no one ever is.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Nitshe Razvedka
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 571
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.06 17:35:21 -
          [524] - Quote 
 
 Negasonic Teenage Warhead wrote:Posting because all other merc threads got a random NPC alt endorsement of little value.
 Balance restored. Carry on.
 
 
 I'll bump all the elevator buttons next you ride.
  
 Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS. Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum. | 
      
      
        |  Smitty Uitra
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 13
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.07 10:53:13 -
          [525] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a PvP alliance composed by players with solid pvp experience, and also with the skills and willingness necessary to find and destroy your enemies anywhere they hide. We offer every type of merc service. We are also willing to work with other merc alliances and corporations. Killboard: http://www.devilswarrior.info/kb/?a=home Contact: Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Wael Hucel-Ge Prices will be negotiated depending on the contract details, but in most cases only a flat rate fee is applied. If you would like different payment options all can be discussed and we can even work with you on a permanent basis. We are small, but we do what we can. Even against overwhelming odds   We offer total confidentiality. Recruitment is currently open for members and corps, but don't expect being accepted immediately if we don't know you. 
 
 We are a very dedicated bunch. We cover just about all time zones. If you want someone dead then you should hire us. Our kill board speaks for itself and we are lead by some of the best in the game. If you feel that the mercs that you hired aren't getting the job done then hire the best instead of making a salty post about it.
 | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 671
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.09 17:13:40 -
          [526] - Quote 
 We may not be the biggest of the bunch but we more then make up for it with years of experience.
 
 Hire Devils today to see what we can do for you.
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 Archetype.
 
 1390
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.10 15:31:25 -
          [527] - Quote 
 Wake up my devil friends, hell hasn't frozen over yet and theirs still so much to do!!!
 
 Hire Devil's, great alliance of hard working hunters... And they've been around forever
 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 14657
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.10 16:10:37 -
          [528] - Quote 
 Not going anywhere either.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2036
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 14:21:30 -
          [529] - Quote 
 This week I have mostly been eating Raspberry Pop TartsGäó.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 Addicted To Chaos
 Archetype.
 
 251
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 14:39:42 -
          [530] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:This week I have mostly been eating Raspberry Pop TartsGäó. 
 Very nice.
 
 Did you know, This past number of weeks Tora Bushido has mostly been wearing nipple clamps!
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3283
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 14:51:28 -
          [531] - Quote 
 
 Sol epoch wrote:No idea who does your intel, but it has been at least 8 weeks so far. I like the dangerous life.Did you know, This past number of weeks Tora Bushido has mostly been wearing nipple clamps! 
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. TORA BUSHIDO FOR CSM XI | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 Addicted To Chaos
 Archetype.
 
 256
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 15:13:16 -
          [532] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Did you know, This past number of weeks Tora Bushido has mostly been wearing nipple clamps! No idea who does your intel, but it has been at least 8 weeks so far. I like the dangerous life. 
 Reading comprehension fail! "past number of weeks" Tora
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 14672
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 15:28:24 -
          [533] - Quote 
 Curious now the other merc threads are full of each other smack talking
 but ours is pretty much always about bondage and/or sodemy.
 
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3284
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 15:30:59 -
          [534] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:You're Devils !Curious now the other merc threads are full of each other smack talking but ours is pretty much always about bondage and/or sodemy.
 
  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. TORA BUSHIDO FOR CSM XI | 
      
      
        |  Saskia Laru
 the 57th Overlanders Brigade
 Cede Nullis
 
 85
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 15:31:02 -
          [535] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Curious now the other merc threads are full of each other smack talking but ours is pretty much always about bondage and/or sodemy.
 
 
 
 Your just lucky.
  | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2040
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.11 17:12:29 -
          [536] - Quote 
 Posting at a funeral. I have no shame.
 
 #heretic
 
 
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  HoleySheet1
 Renegade Armada.
 
 851
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.12 10:24:35 -
          [537] - Quote 
 Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar.
 
 Killing your ships and pods since 2008.
Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better. Offering some used toilet paper for bumblefck's corpse. | 
      
      
        |  Smitty Uitra
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 23
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.12 10:30:35 -
          [538] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar. 
 
 As long as you keep watch of that Amarr undock.
 | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2045
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.13 12:13:27 -
          [539] - Quote 
 Another beautiful day on the farm.
 
 We're all at Sunday School right now, but we'll be happy to assist you when we run out of duct tape and lard.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 A Few Brave Men
 
 2717
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.13 13:59:07 -
          [540] - Quote 
 Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong...
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2047
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.13 17:40:25 -
          [541] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong... 
 Get in line.
 
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Addicted To Chaos
 Archetype.
 
 574
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.14 04:08:01 -
          [542] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ralph I'm Still waiting for my Devil Thong... 
 Ikr...wtf Ralph
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Mobadder Thworst
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 926
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.14 05:34:38 -
          [543] - Quote 
 
 HoleySheet1 wrote:Can you guys guard the gates in Romi for me? I'll pay top dollar. 
 I left Light Adama just to service this contract. However, I'm told that payment hasn't cleared.
 
 Please remit payment as soon as possible to avoid possible service interruptions.
 
 You are a valued customer and we care about you,
 Thank you,
 Mo
 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 14860
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.24 01:21:22 -
          [544] - Quote 
 I don't normally bump this thread but a little story popes into my head and I felt like sharing
 
 A couple of months ago we were bored and raz was sitting in amarr with an alt giggling with feckless abandon at a couple of hot heads ripping on one another in Amarr local.
 Anyway being the good sport he is raz waits till they get good and heated and then pushes the big red button on one of them just to see what happens.
 
 Obviously hilarious raging and smack talk ensues and we all get a good belly ache over it but the reason I bring this up is,
 Eventually they figure out it was us that dropped the dec and one of them says in local
 
 "Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"
 
 
 Amarr local : ...
 
 
 For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.
 
 
 You want that effect ,
 
 pay us for it.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 407
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.24 02:03:21 -
          [545] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:...
 "Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"
 
 
 Amarr local : ...
 
 
 For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.
 
 
 You want that effect ,
 
 pay us for it.
 Gold.
  
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Smitty Uitra
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 38
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.03.30 22:18:24 -
          [546] - Quote 
 So I had a dream. We got war decd and they said it was going to last for 51 months. They were also going to come by everyday so we wouldn't have to hunt them. Then I realized it must be a dream because local has been pretty dead
  I wish that we still had watchlists. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Brutor Tribe
 
 2093
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.03 19:40:36 -
          [547] - Quote 
 Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.
 
 Hire these guys, they won't let you down.
 
 Farewell, it's been fun!
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 A Few Brave Men
 
 2837
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.03 21:36:53 -
          [548] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.
 Hire these guys, they won't let you down.
 
 Farewell, it's been fun!
 Rabble?
 
 Where to next Mort?
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 14992
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.03 22:06:58 -
          [549] - Quote 
 To greaness i imagine,
 
 Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate.
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Brutor Tribe
 
 2093
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.03 22:34:51 -
          [550] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.
 Hire these guys, they won't let you down.
 
 Farewell, it's been fun!
 Rabble? Where to next Mort? 
 I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer.
 
 Keep doing great things.
 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
 To greaness i imagine,
 
 Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate
 
 
 
 Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with.
 
 Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 A Few Brave Men
 
 2838
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.04 02:22:35 -
          [551] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.
 Hire these guys, they won't let you down.
 
 Farewell, it's been fun!
 Rabble? Where to next Mort? I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer. Keep doing great things.  Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
 To greaness i imagine,
 
 Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate
 
 
 Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with. Oh that was just another able word not an offer not that there isn't a standing offer to nearly everybody I've ever flown with ;-) . Devils are a solid group and I'm sure you will be missed amongst their ranks.
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Mobadder Thworst
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 967
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.04 02:53:39 -
          [552] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.
 Hire these guys, they won't let you down.
 
 Farewell, it's been fun!
 Rabble? Where to next Mort? I'm retiring from public life completely my friend though I appreciate the offer. Keep doing great things.  Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
 To greaness i imagine,
 
 Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate
 
 
 Thanks Ralph. The feeling's mutual. You're all without exception great guys to fly with. 
 -1
 
 I don't want Mort to quit.
 
 He does the best posts (and posters).
 Mo
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Smitty Uitra
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 39
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.04 04:55:50 -
          [553] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:To greaness i imagine,
 Been an absolute pleasure and an honour mate.
 
 
 I second Ralph. It has been great flying with you and you will be missed.
 | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2816
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.04 05:43:11 -
          [554] - Quote 
 I has a sad now.
 Been great Mortlake, hope the future is prosperous and all mudery for you.
 Fly naked and drunk.
 o7
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 357
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.04 14:56:43 -
          [555] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.
 Hire these guys, they won't let you down.
 
 Farewell, it's been fun!
 
 You've definitely made the Top 5 Favorite Foreigners list - hope to see you and your beard again at some point!
 
 Can I have some of your stuff??
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 2845
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.20 11:55:33 -
          [556] - Quote 
 Hey. I found this thing. It was on page two. That's not okay.
 Correctification ensues.
 
 Now, if you don't mind, I must go forth and seek out a clown to murder.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 SniggWaffe
 WAFFLES.
 
 363
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.20 13:40:08 -
          [557] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Hey. I found this thing. It was on page two. That's not okay.Correctification ensues.
 
 Now, if you don't mind, I must go forth and seek out a clown to murder.
 
 Imagine yourself warping through a sea of tears... it always helped me get into the mindset!!
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 456
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.20 14:26:33 -
          [558] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:Hey. I found this thing. It was on page two. That's not okay.Correctification ensues.
 
 Now, if you don't mind, I must go forth and seek out a clown to murder.
 Imagine yourself warping through a sea of tears... it always helped me get into the mindset!! Going for that fishing boat filled with screaming children and weeping women.
 
 Yes.
  
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 239
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.28 10:18:07 -
          [559] - Quote 
 Devils are closing down merc business for a while.
 
 The reason why..
 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 15242
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.28 12:17:00 -
          [560] - Quote 
 so are we pirates now ... Empirates ?
 
 Better the Devil you know.  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
 FETID
 
 460
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.28 13:01:06 -
          [561] - Quote 
 I support your cause, for it is just.
 
 In the meanwhile, you could do as i did and join a Lowsec entity.
 
 Pew.
 
 Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Serendipity Lost
 Repo Industries
 
 1977
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.28 16:17:53 -
          [562] - Quote 
 I'll extend my offer here as I did in the other thread.
 
 Repo was an empire merc corp back in the day (07-09). When the mechanics changed to support mass decs and hub camping we left the merc ranks.... to be more exact we mostly disbanded. Mercing was becoming more about the kb and less about the service, so we closed up shop. Over the course of eons (4 or so weeks) we all ended up back together in wh space. I had an alt in a C6 corp. It was fun stuff so the C6 corp created an alliance and we reformed repo industries under the mom and pop ammo shop flag and joined the alliance. The alliance was transmission lost. We got into a C2-HS/C4 statics to learn the wh facet of eve. Some alliance drama crept into TL, so we left. We formed R.E.P.O and grabbed a C5-C5 and set up a home. Several years later (now) the spirit of repo industries is back home in it's original merc corp.
 
 We're a small tight group. We just got burned out of our last C5-C2 home by NoVac a few months back. We're now in a C4. The pvp is a bit more steady and (ignoring the billions that were lost) overall I'd say it was a good move. Life is good!
 
 So that's the history. You can pull up our kb and see that in our hearts we log in to pew. A twist for some of you - we log in to pew. We don't log in to win. We don't take really bad fights (ok mostly we don't, but sometimes you might be able to second guess the tactical soundness of some decisions), but we are comfortable fighting outnumbered.
 
 So that's the now. Here's the sales pitch. Feel free to visit our public channel and we'll even get any of you guys on comms that are interested enough. I'm a cynical fanatic as a recruiter, but I think I know enough about at least a few of you that if you want to try something new we'll open our doors to you. We're ok w/ purple fleets also so there is that. We may be THE definition of eve casual. This is open stuff - I'm not trying to poach (well... maybe a little, but not in a sneaky way). Come as a group, an individual or a bored fleet looking to stir something up. Heck we'll give you a route in and pew your faces of if it's that kind of a night.
 
 (Makes ridiculous 'call me' hand gesture)
 | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 SniggWaffe
 WAFFLES.
 
 363
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.04.28 18:38:11 -
          [563] - Quote 
 
 Serendipity Lost wrote:I'll extend my offer here as I did in the other thread.
 Repo was an empire merc corp back in the day (07-09). When the mechanics changed to support mass decs and hub camping we left the merc ranks.... to be more exact we mostly disbanded. Mercing was becoming more about the kb and less about the service, so we closed up shop. Over the course of eons (4 or so weeks) we all ended up back together in wh space. I had an alt in a C6 corp. It was fun stuff so the C6 corp created an alliance and we reformed repo industries under the mom and pop ammo shop flag and joined the alliance. The alliance was transmission lost. We got into a C2-HS/C4 statics to learn the wh facet of eve. Some alliance drama crept into TL, so we left. We formed R.E.P.O and grabbed a C5-C5 and set up a home. Several years later (now) the spirit of repo industries is back home in it's original merc corp.
 
 We're a small tight group. We just got burned out of our last C5-C2 home by NoVac a few months back. We're now in a C4. The pvp is a bit more steady and (ignoring the billions that were lost) overall I'd say it was a good move. Life is good!
 
 So that's the history. You can pull up our kb and see that in our hearts we log in to pew. A twist for some of you - we log in to pew. We don't log in to win. We don't take really bad fights (ok mostly we don't, but sometimes you might be able to second guess the tactical soundness of some decisions), but we are comfortable fighting outnumbered.
 
 So that's the now. Here's the sales pitch. Feel free to visit our public channel and we'll even get any of you guys on comms that are interested enough. I'm a cynical fanatic as a recruiter, but I think I know enough about at least a few of you that if you want to try something new we'll open our doors to you. We're ok w/ purple fleets also so there is that. We may be THE definition of eve casual. This is open stuff - I'm not trying to poach (well... maybe a little, but not in a sneaky way). Come as a group, an individual or a bored fleet looking to stir something up. Heck we'll give you a route in and pew your faces of if it's that kind of a night.
 
 (Makes ridiculous 'call me' hand gesture)
 
 Confirming good times were had - a long while ago - dipped into w-space and murdered a wandering Proteus. Having said that... CCP needs to get their **** together. Why starve content creators?
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  ISD Max Trix
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
 399
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.10.30 01:10:25 -
          [564] - Quote 
 Thread unlocked at Ops request. If the OP does not post within 24 hours the thread will be closed.
 
 ISD Max Trix Lieutenant  Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department I do not respond to Evemails. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 431
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.10.30 17:05:06 -
          [565] - Quote 
 Devils are starting up mercenary services again November 1th, still in highsec and relying on workarounds for now.
 | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18864
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.10.30 17:17:58 -
          [566] - Quote 
 *jaws theme*
 
 Praposal:Un-F**k Locator Agents Praposal:Un-F**k War Mechanics | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 2623
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.10.30 17:32:22 -
          [567] - Quote 
 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *Fangirls*
 
 
 Joking aside
 
 
 Welcome back to the business, welcome back from the shadows?
 
 Meh,
 
 Glad you have you back.
 
 
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2514
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.10.30 17:46:46 -
          [568] - Quote 
 Just because I came back, it doesn't mean I've forgiven you CCP.
 
 However, I will endeavour to persevere.
 
 
 Don't click me. Just, don't. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Celtic Anarchy
 Complaints Department
 
 605
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.10.30 21:21:28 -
          [569] - Quote 
 Welcome back!
 
 May your War Targets live interesting times.
 
 Eat 'em alive!
 
 Ha.
 
 o7
 
 Sneaky bastard. Complaints Department is recruiting! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18909
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.01 18:05:39 -
          [570] - Quote 
 *jaws theme intensifies*
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18918
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.02 01:35:15 -
          [571] - Quote 
 *jaws theme intensifies*
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.03 07:28:06 -
          [572] - Quote 
 Time to play...
  Oh and bump | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.04 11:57:11 -
          [573] - Quote 
 Contracts up and running and being dealt with.
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or join The Gates Of hell Public channel for your MERC requirement needs.
 
 "We are more Human than human"
 
 
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        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 357
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.04 18:30:11 -
          [574] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Contracts up and running and being dealt with.
 Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or join The Gates Of hell Public channel for your MERC requirement needs.
 
 "We are more Human than human"
 
 
 
 Damn you're sexy when you talk dirty!
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.05 07:58:41 -
          [575] - Quote 
 Taking on new contracts
 
 
 "Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place".
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 20
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.07 08:08:20 -
          [576] - Quote 
 Currently Accepting contracts.
  
 Quote for today
  
 "We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless... of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?" Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 21
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.08 11:06:49 -
          [577] - Quote 
 Accepting new contracts.
 
 I do find it funny when a freighter pilot states "Im empty"....
 
 Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or join The Gates Of hell Public channel for your MERC requirement needs.
 
 
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        |  Tig3r Styl3
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 12
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.08 19:12:08 -
          [578] - Quote 
 the last old school merc alliance out there.
 
 you will not find better mercs right now.
 
 Hire them!!!!
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        |  Starrakatt
 Celtic Anarchy
 Complaints Department
 
 607
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.08 22:52:57 -
          [579] - Quote 
 
 Tig3r Styl3 wrote:the last old school merc alliance out there.
 you will not find better mercs right now.
 
 Hire them!!!!
 I miss the days when every mercs were competing, where we would wardec each other for the heck of it and while there were transient allies, there was no blue donut.
 
 NO KINGS and DTAP I am proud to have been part of in these days, remembering the competition with you guys.
 
 Hope you keep up to the tradition, Devils.
  
 o7
 
 Sneaky bastard. Complaints Department is recruiting! We got wardecced, ohnoes! | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3237
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.08 23:30:47 -
          [580] - Quote 
 
 Starrakatt wrote:Tig3r Styl3 wrote:the last old school merc alliance out there.
 you will not find better mercs right now.
 
 Hire them!!!!
 I miss the days when every mercs were competing, where we would wardec each other for the heck of it and while there were transient allies, there was no blue donut. NO KINGS and DTAP I am proud to have been part of in these days, remembering the competition with you guys. Hope you keep up to the tradition, Devils.   o7 Those were the days indeed. To be fair the perma blue of Marmite/FA is what actually started this itteration of blue donut
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 22
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.09 08:16:07 -
          [581] - Quote 
 Bump for the day. Taking on new contracts
 
 Todays moto
 
 When in a large high sec fleet fight make sure your reppers do not go yellow. You'll suddenly realize one is pinned down and wrecked thus breaking the chain and ending your fight.
 
 
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 23
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.10 06:38:48 -
          [582] - Quote 
 Bump for the day. Taking on new contracts
 
 Todays moto
 
 "Oh my fing god its early"
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3521
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.10 15:21:33 -
          [583] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lolz, you do realize, Marmite is probably the merc alliance who had the most incoming merc wars ? Cant remember the last time we didnt have one. 1-2 years ago ... maybe ?Those were the days indeed. To be fair the perma blue of Marmite/FA is what actually started this itteration of blue donut 
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3241
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.10 17:13:58 -
          [584] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Those were the days indeed. To be fair the perma blue of Marmite/FA is what actually started this itteration of blue donut Lolz, you do realize, Marmite is probably the merc alliance who had the most incoming merc wars ? Cant remember the last time we didnt have one. 1-2 years ago ... maybe ? I do realise that :D. I was there for the best of them I reckon except the more recent ones (last 12 months). Hell I even apped back specifically to get involved in one at one point. Some of the best content in eve can be highsec merc on highsec merc
 
 Actually to go even further I based rabble on having one ally in our area off my experience with having FA as my ally. Good times
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4561
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.10 20:52:46 -
          [585] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Bump for the day. Taking on new contracts
 Todays moto
 
 When in a large high sec fleet fight make sure your reppers do not go yellow. You'll suddenly realize one is pinned down and wrecked thus breaking the chain and ending your fight.
 
 
 Dead archetype nestors agree.
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 24
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.11 06:48:13 -
          [586] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P. Taking on contracts.
 
 Todays news...
 
 CEO leaves his alliance vunerable after advertising what they do in there description and also sitting in there public channel.
 Local security agents gave his wearabouts to mercenaries who sent a team of alts and found there entire fleet. More updates to follow.
  
 
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2547
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.12 07:12:08 -
          [587] - Quote 
 In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
 
 You get the general idea... but people will die and payment will be required.
 
 Oh, and we don't have a van, just an ammo truck.
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2552
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.13 04:03:14 -
          [588] - Quote 
 Scared? Upset? Tense, nervous headache? What you need is a nice cup of HTFU.
 
 Or contact Sir Tearz / Lord Razpataz if you're not into the whole self loathing thing and get your problems dealt with in a professional and efficient manner by us.
 
 Word to your mother.
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Mobadder Thworst
 The Eviction Mandate
 
 1008
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.14 03:32:15 -
          [589] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Scared? Upset? Tense, nervous headache? What you need is a nice cup of HTFU.
 Or contact Sir Tearz / Lord Razpataz if you're not into the whole self loathing thing and get your problems dealt with in a professional and efficient manner by us.
 
 Word to your mother.
 
 
 I was feeling scared, upset and tense so I went to Starbucks and ordered a Venti HTFU.
 
 Too much pumpkin spice for me.
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 32
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.14 06:55:32 -
          [590] - Quote 
 Currently taking on contracts.
 
 Todays quote
 
 "LUS AD BELLUM"......Right to war
 
 Put it in caps for more of that 300 feeling
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 SniggWaffe
 WAFFLES.
 
 419
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.14 22:01:15 -
          [591] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I don't normally bump this thread but a little story popes into my head and I felt like sharing 
 A couple of months ago we were bored and raz was sitting in amarr with an alt giggling with feckless abandon at a couple of hot heads ripping on one another in Amarr local.
 Anyway being the good sport he is raz waits till they get good and heated and then pushes the big red button on one of them just to see what happens.
 
 Obviously hilarious raging and smack talk ensues and we all get a good belly ache over it but the reason I bring this up is,
 Eventually they figure out it was us that dropped the dec and one of them says in local
 
 "Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"
 
 
 Amarr local : ...
 
 
 For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.
 
 
 You want that effect ,
 
 pay us for it.
 
 
 Edit : devils related novelty shtuffs to be confirmed soonish (whenever I can get my drunk ass to work)
 
 I've been waiting so long I turned black bro, wtf
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19056
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.14 22:07:11 -
          [592] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I don't normally bump this thread but a little story popes into my head and I felt like sharing 
 A couple of months ago we were bored and raz was sitting in amarr with an alt giggling with feckless abandon at a couple of hot heads ripping on one another in Amarr local.
 Anyway being the good sport he is raz waits till they get good and heated and then pushes the big red button on one of them just to see what happens.
 
 Obviously hilarious raging and smack talk ensues and we all get a good belly ache over it but the reason I bring this up is,
 Eventually they figure out it was us that dropped the dec and one of them says in local
 
 "Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"
 
 
 Amarr local : ...
 
 
 For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.
 
 
 You want that effect ,
 
 pay us for it.
 
 
 Edit : devils related novelty shtuffs to be confirmed soonish (whenever I can get my drunk ass to work)
 I've been waiting so long I turned black bro, wtf  Oooh, I got distracted relearning Calligraphy, I'll get back on this.
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 SniggWaffe
 WAFFLES.
 
 421
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.14 22:12:35 -
          [593] - Quote 
 Not so bad honestly... it's just, I can never go back. RIP
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Uncle Fizban
 Imperial Academy
 Amarr Empire
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.14 23:03:37 -
          [594] - Quote 
 I've lost my hat, has anyone seen my hat?
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 34
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.15 09:48:48 -
          [595] - Quote 
 Hallo
 
 PATCH DAY!!!.. So for those who get back in after DT contact us for your MERC needs.
 
 Todays Quote
 
 I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
  
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        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 368
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.15 17:46:42 -
          [596] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Hallo PATCH DAY!!!.. So for those who get back in after DT contact us for your MERC needs. Todays Quote I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.   
 
 Winston Churchill to Lady Astor!
 
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 44
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.16 07:44:51 -
          [597] - Quote 
 Morning bump. Taking on contracts.
 
 O come all ye faithfull.... too early for that maybe. Oh ok
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        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 687
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.16 10:00:43 -
          [598] - Quote 
 Hi C&P
 
 Been awhile
  
 Want your target to suffer? then hire us today
 
 
  
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 53
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 08:16:07 -
          [599] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Devils taking on contracts
 
 Todays Quote
 
 Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.
 
 War huh! what is it good for absolutely everything tbh pew pew pew mad kitty.
 
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        |  IChooseYou
 Tradors'R'us
 
 77
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 18:19:19 -
          [600] - Quote 
 These guys are in the same boat as Vendetta Mercenary Group (take a look at their war history, which matches with VMG). They do not honour their contracts. Mail me for proof or take a look at the front page of r/eve: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/5dglpa/vmg_turns_on_one_of_its_renters_without_warning/
 
 Buying all pilots at the best prices out there! | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 453
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 18:29:48 -
          [601] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:These guys are in the same boat as Vendetta Mercenary Group (take a look at their war history, which matches with VMG). They do not honour their contracts. First of all your not our client, and never have been... don't drag us into this.
  
 And I would like to see your proof that we (devils) do not honor our contracts please..
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19110
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 18:31:22 -
          [602] - Quote 
 
 Prove it here or shut the hell up.
 
 [S]A link to some smack about vgm has exactly 0 bearing on us.[\s]
 K that link is to a Reddit thread linking to a post here,
 Mate, go home .
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  IChooseYou
 Tradors'R'us
 
 77
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 18:38:19 -
          [603] - Quote 
 VMG has admitted to breaking their protection contract with me, both by mail and on their forum thread. You guys initiated your war against my corp 24 hours after VMG did. You are a coalition and all work together. Obviously I was wrong to trust you.
 
 Buying all pilots at the best prices out there! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19110
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 18:42:38 -
          [604] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:You are a coalition and all work together.  You are mistaken.
 Where did you get the impression we were a coalition ?
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Clara Barcelo
 100mn Snooze
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 19:20:31 -
          [605] - Quote 
 DWA and VMG are not a coalition.
 
 
 VMG is blue with Public-Enemy and few other merc groups but not DWA
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        |  Mobadder Thworst
 The Eviction Mandate
 Eviction Imminent
 
 1009
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 19:37:46 -
          [606] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:VMG has admitted to breaking their protection contract with me, both by mail and on their forum thread. You guys initiated your war against my corp 24 hours after VMG did. You are a coalition and all work together. Obviously I was wrong to trust you.  
 
 We need proof. This can be reviewed by the esteemed court of C&P, but you need appropriate evidence to support your claims.
 
 While the court blindly seeks justice, the injustice of libelous posts is not lost on us.
 
 Slanderous activity in C&P, unsupported by evidence, can result in a "call to justice" in which all law-abiding members of the C&P are asked to declare war (neighborhood watch, except with war declarations and lots of giggling) on the scofflaw/montebank/twicer who has chosen to thumb-his-nose at all-that-is-good.
 
 Please support your assertions so we may properly review and pass judgement.
 
 Official investigator of the C&P Court,
 Mo
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        |  IChooseYou
 Tradors'R'us
 
 78
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 19:45:34 -
          [607] - Quote 
 I am not looking to make unwanted enemies, but you guys war dec'ed me at the same time as other VMG alt corps. The fact that VMG had a contact with me and the fact that they broke that contract has been admitted by them. If you want to distance yourself from VMG, avoid participating in the war that they initiated at the same time as you. Maybe even consider taking me under contract and defending against VMG - but I doubt that is an option for you.
 
 Buying all pilots at the best prices out there! | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19111
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 20:41:58 -
          [608] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:I am not looking to make unwanted enemies, Well then this was an ill convinced use of your time then wasn't it.
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2564
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 20:56:33 -
          [609] - Quote 
 
 
 Eh?
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Toxic Yaken
 The Dickwad Squad
 Legio De Mortem
 
 102
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 21:16:48 -
          [610] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:I am not looking to make unwanted enemies, but you guys war dec'ed me at the same time as other VMG alt corps. The fact that VMG had a contract with me and the fact that they broke that contract has been admitted by them. If you want to distance yourself from VMG, avoid participating in the war that they initiated at the same time as you. Maybe even consider taking me under contract and defending against VMG - but I doubt that is an option for you. 
 "You guys can't be trusted for reasons, also please help me."
 
 
  
 Vote Toxic Yaken for CSM XII! Highsec Representation | 
      
      
        |  Mobadder Thworst
 The Eviction Mandate
 Eviction Imminent
 
 1009
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 21:40:07 -
          [611] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:I am not looking to make unwanted enemies, but you guys war dec'ed me at the same time as other VMG alt corps. The fact that VMG had a contract with me and the fact that they broke that contract has been admitted by them. If you want to distance yourself from VMG, avoid participating in the war that they initiated at the same time as you. Maybe even consider taking me under contract and defending against VMG - but I doubt that is an option for you. 
 You accused one of the oldest and most respected merc corps in the game of failing to honor contracts. Reading this far, it seems unbased.
 
 You better have proof or you may make more enemies than you intended... these kind of posts cost merc corps contracts. You may have already damaged Devils for billions in contracts lost. If you did so wrongfully, they will demand reparations.
 
 Many other mercs are sympathetic to this kind of thing.
 
 I suspect you are going to feel some pain making this right.
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        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4283
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 21:46:02 -
          [612] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:I am not looking to make unwanted enemies, but you guys war dec'ed me at the same time as other VMG alt corps. The fact that VMG had a contract with me and the fact that they broke that contract has been admitted by them. If you want to distance yourself from VMG, avoid participating in the war that they initiated at the same time as you. Maybe even consider taking me under contract and defending against VMG - but I doubt that is an option for you. 
 I have determined that this was written by none other than the nefarious Nitshe. I'm still working out if you are an alt or just one of his low minions.
 
 More to follow.
 
 Long live the Inquisition.
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19119
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.17 21:57:26 -
          [613] - Quote 
 
 Leto Thule wrote:
 Long live the Inquisition.
 =]|[=
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 220
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 03:32:52 -
          [614] - Quote 
 I do love a good court session. Also, hi! I'm back... sorta.
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  IChooseYou
 Tradors'R'us
 
 78
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 03:45:57 -
          [615] - Quote 
 Court is always exciting.
 
 Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.
 
 http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr
 
 Buying all pilots at the best prices out there! | 
      
      
        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4286
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 03:55:48 -
          [616] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr 
 Sigh.
 
 Admission of obviously doctored chat logs into evidence?
 
 This doesn't look well. I formally request the indictment of this heinous minion of Nitshe.
 
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4577
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 04:19:08 -
          [617] - Quote 
 Distancing themselves from VMG would be an objectively bad idea. The alternative to being at least non-aggressive with VMG is basically perpetual war with VMG, which is bad for business for both them and VMG.
 
 The optimal condition for making profit is for all the dedicated mercs to be mutually blue.
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 54
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 06:00:38 -
          [618] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr 
 There is nothing within the wall of text indicating we sided with VMG. We have a contract and we will honor our contract.
 Just because from what it looks like what happened was an administration error on VMG's part doesnt mean to say the Devils have
 Anything to do with what is happening to you.
 What it does look like is you flaming VMG then trying to use us to get more contracts by trying to get ua to post shite about them.but you didnt check your facts and realised were at war with you too.
 
 So to be honest and I am being honest, your barking up the wrong tree and fing in the wrong persons party.
 
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 454
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 11:44:35 -
          [619] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr 
 Have it ever crossed your mind that this might be a contract for us? And if we distance us we break said contract...
 Are you really asking us to **** over a client just because you had a bad experience with another merc entity?
 
 Devils keep their word.
 
 Case closed.
 
 
 
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        |  Starrakatt
 Celtic Anarchy
 Complaints Department
 
 613
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 12:14:04 -
          [620] - Quote 
 
 Vimsy Vortis wrote:Truth.The optimal condition for making profit is for all the dedicated mercs to be mutually blue. 
 The idea, however, of a permanent merc blue donut disgusts me.
 
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        |  Sister Sloppy-Third Consanguinea
 Mercenary Guilds Survey Board of Inquiry and Soap.
 
 15
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 13:22:09 -
          [621] - Quote 
 The Devil's Warrior mercs are and old and esteemed organisation, and as far I can discern, trustworthy.
 
 As with any mercs, if they are paid for a contract, they may end up working with other long standings red-then-neutral-then-red-etc (for example, PIRAT) other mercs. They don't need to like them or be blue to work on a common goal. Temporary Blue status is a thing, until a job is done.
 
 
 Starrakatt wrote:Vimsy Vortis wrote:The optimal condition for making profit is for all the dedicated mercs to be mutually blue. Truth. The idea, however, of a permanent merc blue donut disgusts me. As Hisec mercenary state stands now, the VMG/Public Enemy/PIRAT/Wrecking Machine/ISH-STARS coalition makes any involvement in Citadel takedown off-limits if they are against it. The opposition they had with the ATYPE-P.45-Clown Shoe Crew coalition disapeared after ATYPE active player base left or stopped playing.
 
 It should also be noted that the only time what I will call the 'VMG Coalition' couldn't succeed in taking down a Citadel is when Nulsec or Lowsec entities like PL or MC came in Hisec, stamped their foot down and said NO, as they couldn't/wouldn't compete with their numbers (and their alpha doctrine threeshold).
 
 That being said, like it was stated earlier, trust cannot be bought, and this drama will probably reduce VMG income, as some clients may reconsider that trust.
 
 If I may make an observation: If (obviously) a defense contract cannot be trusted, as mercs seems wont to be bought off by higher bidders, then all defense contracts become suspect, considering that clients would just have to outbid each other to see changes of allegiance. Then what is the point of paying enormous monthly protection fee? Just contact a merc when you get a dec, and save ISK.
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2564
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 15:56:56 -
          [622] - Quote 
 
 
 Mewling, tinfoil-clad shitter alert.
 
 Show me one instance where a Devil contract hasn't been honoured.
 
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        |  IChooseYou
 Tradors'R'us
 
 78
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 16:02:41 -
          [623] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr Have it ever crossed your mind that this might be a contract for us? And if we distance us we break said contract...  Are you really asking us to **** over a client just because you had a bad experience with another merc entity?Devils keep their word. Case closed. 
 Fair enough. To be completely honest though, I think that VMG has given you all a worse reputation. Who knows, maybe you will be able to spin it to your advantage!
 
 Cheers guys.
 
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        |  Djayzere
 Imperial Academy
 Amarr Empire
 
 4
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 16:25:58 -
          [624] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr Have it ever crossed your mind that this might be a contract for us? And if we distance us we break said contract...  Are you really asking us to **** over a client just because you had a bad experience with another merc entity?Devils keep their word. Case closed. Fair enough. To be completely honest though, I think that VMG has given you all a worse reputation. Who knows, maybe you will be able to spin it to your advantage! Cheers guys.  
 VMG hasn't mentioned Devils in any posts, you brought Devils into this by implying they were in cahoots with VMG in your sad attempts to leak tears all over the forums & reddit.
 
 You may have cost Devils potential contracts through your poor judgement and slander towards their reputation, as their honour means everything.
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        |  Yourmoney Mywallet
 Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
 
 1211
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 16:40:17 -
          [625] - Quote 
 
 Djayzere wrote:You may have cost Devils potential contracts through your poor judgement and slander towards their reputation, as their honour means everything.  Nah. Devils' rep is rock-solid. One cry-baby spilling enough tears to fill Lake Baikal isn't going to change that.
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        |  Sere O'Asis
 Summer Evenings and Autumn Skies
 
 120
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 17:02:46 -
          [626] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr 
 
 IChooseYou,
 
 after careful reading of the chat log posted, my interpretation of the conversation is as follows:
 
 1. You contacted the DWA without realizing their organization was at war with you. This is your error.
 
 2. Lord Razpataz talked with you, knowing full well DWA was at war with you. In addition, he listened to your words, asked some pertinent questions, and avoided answering questions put to him that may have given you an advantage in the conversation.
 
 3. Lord Razpataz did, indeed, have some fun at your expense. (Most people would in this circumstance. Seriously, trying to hire mercs who are at war with you, when you are obviously oblivious to that fact, is funny.)
 
 But,
 
 4. While you may have drawn the conclusion the DWA is in cahoots with VMG from this conversation, an objective reading of the chat does not support your conclusion.
 
 To sum up, the "evidence" you've supplied, i.e. the chat log? Is insufficient in and of itself to support your contention DWA and VMA are acting in concert.
 
 Without further "proof", you've libeled DWA.
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        |  Callimae
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 20
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 17:50:11 -
          [627] - Quote 
 
 Sere O'Asis wrote:IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr IChooseYou, after careful reading of the chat log posted, my interpretation of the conversation is as follows: 1. You contacted the DWA without realizing their organization was at war with you. This is your error. 2. Lord Razpataz talked with you, knowing full well DWA was at war with you. In addition, he listened to your words, asked some pertinent questions, and avoided answering questions put to him that may have given you an advantage in the conversation. 3. Lord Razpataz did, indeed, have some fun at your expense. (Most people would in this circumstance. Seriously, trying to hire mercs who are at war with you, when you are obviously oblivious to that fact, is funny.) But, 4. While you may have drawn the conclusion the DWA is in cahoots with VMG from this conversation, an objective reading of the chat does not support your conclusion. To sum up, the "evidence" you've supplied, i.e. the chat log? Is insufficient in and of itself to support your contention DWA and VMA are acting in concert. Without further "proof", you've libeled DWA. 
 
 
 
 Dyam girl that speech got me so heated im gonna have to get the toy phobos out of my hangar drawer and get all messed up on it
 
 Oh aahhmm err thinking out loud again woopsee
 
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        |  Mobadder Thworst
 The Eviction Mandate
 Eviction Imminent
 
 1011
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 17:54:04 -
          [628] - Quote 
 In the absence of Judge Noragen, I call on the Inquisitor Leto Thule to hear this case.
 
 All rise for his entrance. Evidence submissions by both parties are above supplied.
 
 We are here to seek whether DWA did, in fact, commit the crimes in question or whether they were damaged by false accusations.
 
 Actions, upon a guilty verdict, will be in accordance with Leto's honorable judgement and established precedence within the court.
 
 
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2570
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 18:21:27 -
          [629] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:
 Fair enough. To be completely honest though, I think that VMG has given you all a worse reputation. Who knows, maybe you will be able to spin it to your advantage!
 
 Cheers guys.
 
 Anna, pls.
 
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19126
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 18:23:54 -
          [630] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:IChooseYou wrote:
 Fair enough. To be completely honest though, I think that VMG has given you all a worse reputation. Who knows, maybe you will be able to spin it to your advantage!
 
 Cheers guys.
 Anna, pls . You arse, now that's stuck in my head.
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 373
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 19:27:25 -
          [631] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:IChooseYou wrote:Court is always exciting.  Here is a chat log with your CEO admitting that you are allied with VMG. He's a cool dude and I respect him, but it doesn't change the fact that your organization which depends on trust is supporting allies who are the exact opposite of trustworthy. You have a chance to distance yourselves, but I suspect that will never happen.http://prntscr.com/d8pkmr Have it ever crossed your mind that this might be a contract for us? And if we distance us we break said contract...  Are you really asking us to **** over a client just because you had a bad experience with another merc entity?Devils keep their word. Case closed. Fair enough. To be completely honest though, I think that VMG has given you all a worse reputation. Who knows, maybe you will be able to spin it to your advantage! Cheers guys.  
 
 In my opinion your attempt at pitching one merc against another smacks of desperation and something a Jane Galt alt would do!
 You need to rethink your strategy here as you may find it all blowing up in your face.
 
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        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4292
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 20:12:39 -
          [632] - Quote 
 
 Mobadder Thworst wrote:In the absence of Judge Noragen, I call on the Inquisitor Leto Thule to hear this case.
 All rise for his entrance. Evidence submissions by both parties are above supplied.
 
 We are here to seek whether DWA did, in fact, commit the crimes in question or whether they were damaged by false accusations.
 
 Actions, upon a guilty verdict, will be in accordance with Leto's honorable judgement and established precedence within the court.
 
 
 
 Thank you Mo. I'll agree to hear the case in light of the judge being absent. I'll also take this time to vouch for Mobadder's third party services.
 
 To the point, the Inquisition holds DWA in the highest regards. They are free of Nitshe alts, and I have flown with several devils on occasions past.
 
 Ichooseyou, since the burden of proof is on you, do you have anything relevant to say before the Inquisition delivers justice to your Corp .... Er... I mean carefully weighs the evidence?
 
 
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  IChooseYou
 Tradors'R'us
 
 83
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.18 20:41:57 -
          [633] - Quote 
 
 Leto Thule wrote:Mobadder Thworst wrote:In the absence of Judge Noragen, I call on the Inquisitor Leto Thule to hear this case.
 All rise for his entrance. Evidence submissions by both parties are above supplied.
 
 We are here to seek whether DWA did, in fact, commit the crimes in question or whether they were damaged by false accusations.
 
 Actions, upon a guilty verdict, will be in accordance with Leto's honorable judgement and established precedence within the court.
 
 
 Thank you Mo. I'll agree to hear the case in light of the judge being absent. I'll also take this time to vouch for Mobadder's third party services. To the point, the Inquisition holds DWA in the highest regards. They are free of Nitshe alts, and I have flown with several devils on occasions past. Ichooseyou, since the burden of proof is on you, do you have anything relevant to say before the Inquisition delivers justice to your Corp .... Er... I mean carefully weighs the evidence? 
 You guys actually seem entertaining. I like the role play.
 
 In my defence, I would like to begin by stating that I accept that Devil's never had or broke a contract with me. All that I said, or intended to say, is that you are affiliated or working together with VMG. This is true, at the very least, as it relates to my fortizars. I would therefore respectfully submit that my statements do not amount to libel.
 
 If my plea cannot result in the charges being dropped, I respectfully request that they be considered with respect to sentencing. That being said, given that you have an active contract against me, I don't know if much can be done on this front.
 
 Yours truly,
 ICY
 
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2572
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 01:12:30 -
          [634] - Quote 
 I demand a test card.
 
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        |  ISD Max Trix
 ISD Community Communications Liaisons
 
 531
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 01:27:21 -
          [635] - Quote 
 
 Quote: 35. Posting of chat logs outside the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited.
 The posting of chat logs between player parties is prohibited on all forum channels of the EVE Online forums, with the exception of the Crime & Punishment Channel where they can be posted as part of stories in the Pirate Story Thread.
 
 Specific rules regarding the omission of pilot names apply in this instance. Further details can be found in the rules stickies in the Crime & Punishment forum channel.
 
 Crime and Punishment Rules on Chat Logs : Chatlogs and "fanmail"
 
 The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
 
 An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.
 
 
 Screenshots of EvE mails fall under this rule. I have edited the posts in question.
 
 Restoring the post to its previous version or removing the evidence of ISD Moderator action is forbidden.
 
 ISD Max Trix Lieutenant  Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department I do not respond to Evemails. | 
      
      
        |  Mobadder Thworst
 The Eviction Mandate
 Eviction Imminent
 
 1012
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 03:26:30 -
          [636] - Quote 
 
 ISD Max Trix wrote:Quote: 35. Posting of chat logs outside the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited.
 The posting of chat logs between player parties is prohibited on all forum channels of the EVE Online forums, with the exception of the Crime & Punishment Channel where they can be posted as part of stories in the Pirate Story Thread.
 
 Specific rules regarding the omission of pilot names apply in this instance. Further details can be found in the rules stickies in the Crime & Punishment forum channel.
 
 Crime and Punishment Rules on Chat Logs : Chatlogs and "fanmail"
 
 The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
 
 An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.
 Screenshots of EvE mails fall under this rule. I have edited the posts in question. Restoring the post to its previous version or removing the evidence of ISD Moderator action is forbidden. 
 Thank you Bailiff,
 Inquisitor Leto Thule, will you consider this additional evidence of crimes against the forums by the accused, "ICY"?
 
 I think we may have to admit this additional evidence to stop a burgeoning crime spree. "ICY" clearly has no respect for human life, decency, or the EULA.
 
 If we don't stop this criminal, who will?
 
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        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4299
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 04:27:51 -
          [637] - Quote 
 
 ISD Max Trix wrote:
 
 Screenshots of EvE mails fall under this rule. I have edited the posts in question.
 
 Restoring the post to its previous version or removing the evidence of ISD Moderator action is forbidden.
 
 Thank you, Lieutenant. You may go. Long live the Inquisition.
 
 I will remind all persons that the ISD is serving at the behest of the Inquisition, and any attempts to circumvent the duties he performs, as directed by myself, will be met with severe punishment.
 
 
 ICY wrote:In my defence, I would like to begin by stating that I accept that Devil's never had or broke a contract with me. All that I said, or intended to say, is that you are affiliated or working together with VMG. This is true, at the very least, as it relates to my fortizars. I would therefore respectfully submit that my statements do not amount to libel.
 
 If my plea cannot result in the charges being dropped, I respectfully request that they be considered with respect to sentencing. That being said, given that you have an active contract against me, I don't know if much can be done on this front.
 
 Yours truly,
 ICY
 
 
 ICY:
 
 By your own words quoted above, you admit to slander of a respectable and capable agency, shitting up their thread, and accusing MYSELF, a HOLY AGENT of the Inquisition, of participation in "an active contract against you".
 
 In light of the "evidence" being removed by the court, I find no other choice but to award restitution in the amount of 2b ISK to the DWA.
 
 The defendant is hereby denounced as an alt of Nitshe, and fees of 2b isk will be divided between myself and Mobadder. Failure to provide the payment will result in further actions against your beloved fortizars, and an embargo on your haulers by agents of The Code.
 
 What say you?
 
 
 
 
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3248
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 04:38:33 -
          [638] - Quote 
 
 IChooseYou wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Mobadder Thworst wrote:In the absence of Judge Noragen, I call on the Inquisitor Leto Thule to hear this case.
 All rise for his entrance. Evidence submissions by both parties are above supplied.
 
 We are here to seek whether DWA did, in fact, commit the crimes in question or whether they were damaged by false accusations.
 
 Actions, upon a guilty verdict, will be in accordance with Leto's honorable judgement and established precedence within the court.
 
 
 Thank you Mo. I'll agree to hear the case in light of the judge being absent. I'll also take this time to vouch for Mobadder's third party services. To the point, the Inquisition holds DWA in the highest regards. They are free of Nitshe alts, and I have flown with several devils on occasions past. Ichooseyou, since the burden of proof is on you, do you have anything relevant to say before the Inquisition delivers justice to your Corp .... Er... I mean carefully weighs the evidence? You guys actually seem entertaining. I like the role play.  In my defence, I would like to begin by stating that I accept that Devil's never had or broke a contract with me. All that I said, or intended to say, is that you are affiliated or working together with VMG. This is true, at the very least, as it relates to my fortizars. I would therefore respectfully submit that my statements do not amount to libel.  If my plea cannot result in the charges being dropped, I respectfully request that they be considered with respect to sentencing. That being said, given that you have an active contract against me, I don't know if much can be done on this front.  Yours truly, ICY I smell the need for a new thread. All in favour for one last Court of Crime and Punishment thread?
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 66
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 07:57:40 -
          [639] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Devils taking and honoring contracts.
 
 Todays quote
 
 Honoring.
 "Fulfil (an obligation) or keep (an agreement)".
 "Make sure the franchisees honour the terms of the contract".
 
 Its what we do...
 
 *Drops mic*
 
 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way do be do be do.
 Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open slllleeeiiiggghhhh.
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        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4588
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 08:50:41 -
          [640] - Quote 
 
 ISD Max Trix wrote:Screenshots of EvE mails fall under this rule. I have edited the posts in question.
 Restoring the post to its previous version or removing the evidence of ISD Moderator action is forbidden.
 You're stifling our community traditions!
 
 End ISD colonialist oppression now!
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        |  Yourmoney Mywallet
 Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
 
 1214
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 10:05:49 -
          [641] - Quote 
 
 Vimsy Vortis wrote:ISD Max Trix wrote:Screenshots of EvE mails fall under this rule. I have edited the posts in question.
 Restoring the post to its previous version or removing the evidence of ISD Moderator action is forbidden.
 You're stifling our community traditions!  End ISD colonialist oppression now! Hush. He's just trying to Make the Forumz Great Again.
 
 <.<
 
 >.>
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        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4590
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 10:44:19 -
          [642] - Quote 
 The rules against posting of chatlogs and killmails has existed since time immemorial and while the idea behind it is understandable it's super dated (especially killmails which CCP has made dramatically more public and easily shareable over time and are almost all publicly recorded via API).
 
 Make the forums great again, repeal fascist killmail censorship laws!
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3250
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 12:56:39 -
          [643] - Quote 
 
 Vimsy Vortis wrote:The rules against posting of chatlogs and killmails has existed since time immemorial and while the idea behind it is understandable it's super dated (especially killmails which CCP has made dramatically more public and easily shareable over time and are almost all publicly recorded via API).
 Make the forums great again, repeal fascist killmail censorship laws!
 I think this was over an actual ingame mail though no? Something not accessable unless you were one of the parties sending/reciving this mail or have access to an API from on of them that includes that information. Either way I'd not really say mails are public
 
 I do agree the posting of killmails rules needs a lookat though
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4592
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 13:33:24 -
          [644] - Quote 
 Shh, I was trying to make me posting about forum rules seem less blatantly off topic.
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        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4303
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 14:49:28 -
          [645] - Quote 
 
 Vimsy Vortis wrote:ISD Max Trix wrote:Screenshots of EvE mails fall under this rule. I have edited the posts in question.
 Restoring the post to its previous version or removing the evidence of ISD Moderator action is forbidden.
 You're stifling our community traditions!  End ISD colonialist oppression now! 
 Vimsy, knock that crap off. He did what I told him to do.
 
 Otherwise... I'll start emailing you disorganized excel spreadsheets.
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4594
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 17:14:37 -
          [646] - Quote 
 My OCD is procedural compliance OCD, not organization OCD, all those spreadsheets will do is make me extremely angry that you made them improperly and prompt me to make long winded posts about the importance of following proper procedures and maintaining strict adherence to protocol.
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        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4304
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.19 19:39:26 -
          [647] - Quote 
 
 Vimsy Vortis wrote:My OCD is procedural compliance OCD, not organization OCD, all those spreadsheets will do is make me extremely angry that you made them improperly and prompt me to make long winded posts about the importance of following proper procedures and maintaining strict adherence to protocol. 
 Exatclty.
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  Tig3r Styl3
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 21
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.20 12:57:11 -
          [648] - Quote 
 Hire this guys!!! Free bump
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 66
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.21 08:19:23 -
          [649] - Quote 
 Taking on Contracts
 
 Todays Quote
 
 "Luke, I am your father"
 
 "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO breathe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 SniggWaffe
 WAFFLES.
 
 421
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.21 14:55:39 -
          [650] - Quote 
 
 Leto Thule wrote:Mobadder Thworst wrote:In the absence of Judge Noragen, I call on the Inquisitor Leto Thule to hear this case.
 All rise for his entrance. Evidence submissions by both parties are above supplied.
 
 We are here to seek whether DWA did, in fact, commit the crimes in question or whether they were damaged by false accusations.
 
 Actions, upon a guilty verdict, will be in accordance with Leto's honorable judgement and established precedence within the court.
 
 
 Thank you Mo. I'll agree to hear the case in light of the judge being absent. I'll also take this time to vouch for Mobadder's third party services. To the point, the Inquisition holds DWA in the highest regards. They are free of Nitshe alts, and I have flown with several devils on occasions past. Ichooseyou, since the burden of proof is on you, do you have anything relevant to say before the Inquisition delivers justice to your Corp .... Er... I mean carefully weighs the evidence? 
 Where is Kannibal Kane these days? I thought he was the Grand Inquisitor... maybe I've been away for a while or too drunk?
 
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        |  Luukje
 The Phoenix Rising
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 141
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.21 15:38:04 -
          [651] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Taking on Contracts
 Todays Quote
 
 "Luke, I am your father"
 
 "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO breathe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 
 Dad, is this you?!
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        |  Leto Thule
 Everywhere and Terrible
 
 4310
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.21 22:10:37 -
          [652] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Mobadder Thworst wrote:In the absence of Judge Noragen, I call on the Inquisitor Leto Thule to hear this case.
 All rise for his entrance. Evidence submissions by both parties are above supplied.
 
 We are here to seek whether DWA did, in fact, commit the crimes in question or whether they were damaged by false accusations.
 
 Actions, upon a guilty verdict, will be in accordance with Leto's honorable judgement and established precedence within the court.
 
 
 Thank you Mo. I'll agree to hear the case in light of the judge being absent. I'll also take this time to vouch for Mobadder's third party services. To the point, the Inquisition holds DWA in the highest regards. They are free of Nitshe alts, and I have flown with several devils on occasions past. Ichooseyou, since the burden of proof is on you, do you have anything relevant to say before the Inquisition delivers justice to your Corp .... Er... I mean carefully weighs the evidence? Where is Kannibal Kane these days? I thought he was the Grand Inquisitor... maybe I've been away for a while or too drunk? 
 To my knowledge, Kane never used that title. If so, I'll be happy to fight him for it.
 
 Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 67
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 06:48:16 -
          [653] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Were getting back on track with some of your favorite C&P members joining the fold.
 
 Taking on contracts
 
 Todays quote
 
 "On my last breath will i see thy divine light. No but thy shall see your favorite cloning station"
 
 
 Last christmas i gave you my heart
 But the very next day you gave it away
 This year to save me from tears
 Ill give it to someone better
 
 Do be do be do
 
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        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4609
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 09:53:58 -
          [654] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Where is Kannibal Kane these days? I thought he was the Grand Inquisitor... maybe I've been away for a while or too drunk? He solid cannibal Kane, now he's Imperator Kane.
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        |  Imperator Kane
 My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
 
 139
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 12:11:55 -
          [655] - Quote 
 
 Vimsy Vortis wrote:Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Where is Kannibal Kane these days? I thought he was the Grand Inquisitor... maybe I've been away for a while or too drunk? He sold cannibal Kane, now he's Imperator Kane. 
 Indeed. :)
 
 
 Cannibal Kane was my Test Character. | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 699
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 13:42:08 -
          [656] - Quote 
 Kane
 
 Rumour has it your hair is as soft as silk and tougher then steel. Some even say you bath in the finest caviar new eden can offer?
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Vimsy Vortis
 Shoulda Checked Local
 Break-A-Wish Foundation
 
 4610
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 14:05:40 -
          [657] - Quote 
 
 Imperator Kane wrote:Indeed. :)
 
 Been lurking for a while now trying to find a new spot to fill in EVE. But I kept being drawn to Terrorize people.
 
 The problem is... I do not feel like putting in the time to Terrorize people since CCP made it harder to do the ground work like, knowing that the person you are hunting is actually online.
 BTW I tried to kill imposter-you like four times. He was bashing POCOs with a bunch on machariels so I kept allying into his wars to try and snag him for much C&P brag points, but he kept not logging in when I did it, which was obviously a problem.
 
 But yeah removing the watchlist pretty much destroyed the gameplay loop of highsec warfare by removing the essential first step.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19210
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 15:18:10 -
          [658] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Kane 
 Rumour has it your hair is as soft as silk and tougher then steel. Some even say you bath in the finest caviar new eden can offer?
 Kane once ganked a CODE. Thread (in the hayday of outrage) with nothing more than his hair.
 I'm being 100% serious about this.
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Toxic Yaken
 The Dickwad Squad
 Legio De Mortem
 
 103
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.22 15:59:01 -
          [659] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Kane 
 Rumour has it your hair is as soft as silk and tougher then steel. Some even say you bath in the finest caviar new eden can offer?
 
 Kane killed me the first time I tried EVE and was super nice about it.
 
 https://toxicyaken.wordpress.com Vote Toxic Yaken for CSM XII! | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 70
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.23 06:05:55 -
          [660] - Quote 
 Taking on new contracts
 
 Todays q+¦ote
 
 "We are not in the 1600s. We do not sit in a field and arange a fight. You should always be ready".
 
 
 
 
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        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 701
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.23 09:50:40 -
          [661] - Quote 
 Yesterday our lord demanded another large sacrifice in his honour
  
 If you would like us to sacrifice your enemies ships to appease our lord then hire us today.
 
 His hunger is insatiable.
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 71
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.24 07:36:05 -
          [662] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Taking on contracts
 
 The devils are fully operational tight unit that hunt, harrass and generally stick heavy neutrons up wt $#@.
  
 Hire one of the oldest merc est in the game (we are actually old)
  
 No quotes today as my dementia is kicking in and eeerrm why am i here. Hmm nvm
 
 
 
 
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 75
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.25 06:51:15 -
          [663] - Quote 
 "ITS FRIIIDDDAAYYY"
 
 The weekend is nearly here and were looking to do some serious damage to people who have pissed you off.
 
 Devils are not Jita campers. We track, we hunt, we kill.
 
 Todays quote
 
 No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
 
 Dun dun duuun
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        |  Tig3r Styl3
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 22
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.25 16:55:59 -
          [664] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:"ITS FRIIIDDDAAYYY"
 The weekend is nearly here and were looking to do some serious damage to people who have pissed you off.
 
 Devils are not Jita campers. We track, we hunt, we kill.
 
 Todays quote
 
 No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
 
 Dun dun duuun
 
 
 Number 1 Merc. They dont camp jita (4-4) like VMG. Hire Them!!!
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        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 377
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.25 18:27:20 -
          [665] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:"ITS FRIIIDDDAAYYY"
 The weekend is nearly here and were looking to do some serious damage to people who have pissed you off.
 
 Devils are not Jita campers. We track, we hunt, we kill.
 
 Todays quote
 
 No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
 
 Dun dun duuun
 
 War of the worlds!
 
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2584
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.25 22:32:21 -
          [666] - Quote 
 
 Tig3r Styl3 wrote:Number 1 Merc. They dont camp jita (4-4) like VMG. Hire Them!!!
 
 
 I like my cheerleaders to have ample pom poms and tight little routines.
 
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19257
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.25 22:38:59 -
          [667] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Tig3r Styl3 wrote:Number 1 Merc. They dont camp jita (4-4) like VMG. Hire Them!!!
 
 I like my cheerleaders to have ample pom poms and tight little routines. helps if theyre not sock puppets too
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2587
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.26 09:17:33 -
          [668] - Quote 
 Anyone who tells you that you're a wuss for hiring a merc to do your 'dirty work' clearly has no pride. It's a hard, cold, fedo-eat-fedo galaxy out there, and sometimes we all need a little help to get the upper hand.
 
 Come and talk to us, we're not as expensive as you might think and we'll go the extra mile to ensure your happiness.
 
 
 
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 80
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.27 09:43:24 -
          [669] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Devils taking on contracts
 
 Come and have a chat regarding your merc requirements.
 
 Todays quote
 
 "if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen"
 
 
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        |  Tig3r Styl3
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 23
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.27 10:08:46 -
          [670] - Quote 
 Best mercs out there.
 
 Natural Clonekiller would do everything to be a Part of this alliance.
 VMG sucks. They will allways live in the shadow from Devils.
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        |  Luukje
 The Phoenix Rising
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 143
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.27 11:02:21 -
          [671] - Quote 
 Hey devils!
 
 you've gotten yourselves a new cheerleader i see
  xD | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 459
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.27 13:57:22 -
          [672] - Quote 
 Yeah.. for some reason she's humping our leg now?
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 81
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.28 07:41:14 -
          [673] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Devils taking on contracts
 
 Todays quote
 
 "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"
 
 "Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road"
 
 Now thats gonna stick in your head all day.
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2589
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.28 08:57:45 -
          [674] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:
 Now thats gonna stick in your head all day.
 
 
 I hate you.
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Celtic Anarchy
 Complaints Department
 
 614
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.28 13:35:52 -
          [675] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:renwahh wrote:
 Now thats gonna stick in your head all day.
 
 I hate you. Nah, this is diabolically perfect.
  
 Sneaky bastard. Complaints Department is recruiting! We got wardecced, ohnoes! | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 707
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.28 13:44:22 -
          [676] - Quote 
 Have guns will travel
  
 Hire one of the oldest and most experienced Mercenary Alliances operating today.
 
 Plus we don't cost as much as you may think.
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 82
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.29 06:43:11 -
          [677] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Devils taking on contracts. Aclaimed for ruthlessness, hunting and damm right annoyance of wt. Give us a shout
 
 As its bloody freezing today and i had the missues humming it i thought i would share.
 
 Todays quote
 
 Fozen
 
 "Let it go, let it go
 And I'll rise like the break of dawn
 Let it go, let it go
 That perfect girl is gone!
 
 Here I stand
 In the light of day
 Let the storm rage on,
 The cold never bothered me anyway!"
 
 Hope you have fun flying around today with that in your head
  
 
 
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        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 381
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.29 23:19:37 -
          [678] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Good morning C&P Devils taking on contracts. Aclaimed for ruthlessness, hunting and damm right annoyance of wt. Give us a shout As its bloody freezing today and i had the missues humming it i thought i would share. Todays quote Fozen "Let it go, let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone! Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway!" Hope you have fun flying around today with that in your head   
 Frozen!
 
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        |  Tig3r Styl3
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 26
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.30 13:02:30 -
          [679] - Quote 
 
 Luukje wrote:Hey devils!  you've gotten yourselves a new cheerleader i see    xD 
 
 Yea because Devils would destroy VMG in a war.
 They did it allready with P I R A T E. They are like chickens now.
 
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 83
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.11.30 14:14:10 -
          [680] - Quote 
 
 Tig3r Styl3 wrote:Luukje wrote:Hey devils!  you've gotten yourselves a new cheerleader i see    xD Yea because Devils would destroy VMG in a war.  They did it allready with P I R A T E. They are like chickens now. 
 
 You just wrecked our 666 post you muppet.
 
 Plus it seems to me you like aggravating a situation which tbh you have no business with. If you have a main attached to this account or a relevant account we know please post on that one. In the mean time it would be most gracious if you could stop messing up our C&P thread with your drivel .
 
 Todays Quote
 
 "Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
 Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
 The candy man, the candy man can
 The candy man can GÇÖcause he mixes it with love
 And makes the world taste good"
 
 PLAY BALL!!
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 83
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.01 06:59:34 -
          [681] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Delivering a highly effective merc service to one and all in the run up to xmas.
 
 Highly effective in what we do. Come have a chat regarding that target corp or alliance you want to blap.
 
 Todays quote
 
 "Why so serious?"
 
 
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        |  Lig3r Bil3s
 Science and Trade Institute
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.01 07:42:33 -
          [682] - Quote 
 Archetype will be back.
 
 And destroy all her enemies!!!
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2597
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.01 07:53:16 -
          [683] - Quote 
 
 Lig3r Bil3s wrote:Archetype will be back.
 And destroy all her enemies!!!
 
 Oh? That's nice, dear.
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 382
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.01 18:00:40 -
          [684] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Good morning C&P
 Delivering a highly effective merc service to one and all in the run up to xmas.
 
 Highly effective in what we do. Come have a chat regarding that target corp or alliance you want to blap.
 
 Todays quote
 
 "Why so serious?"
 
 
 
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKHhaihALh4
 
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        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2607
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.02 13:16:00 -
          [685] - Quote 
 See above.
 
 Death, money and stuff.
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 382
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.02 19:47:29 -
          [686] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:See above.
 Death, money and stuff.
 
 Just a side game.
 
 Renwahh posts the message I try to work out where it is from!
 
 See above.
 
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        |  Sol epoch
 HELVEGEN
 Jetpack Viking
 
 382
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.02 19:48:51 -
          [687] - Quote 
 
 Lig3r Bil3s wrote:Archetype will be back.
 And destroy all her enemies!!!
 
 A Question:
 
 Not with you though as that would mean logging in and actually doing something?
 
 Am I right?
 
 | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 85
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.03 07:59:25 -
          [688] - Quote 
 Good morning C&P
 
 Devils taking on contracts. New slots available for us to mess up your enemies day.
 
 Todays quote
 
 "Where are you now"
 "Sitting in my office"
 "I doubt that"
 "Why would you doubt that"
 "If you were in your office we would be having this conversation face to face" (hangs up)
 
 Have a awesome weekend of pew pew C&P
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        |  Valkorsia
 IONSTAR
 Yulai Federation
 
 5
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.03 17:06:37 -
          [689] - Quote 
 Talked this morning with someone saying they represent your alliance who was on an NPC alt. Open convo with me, message me. I have work for you and need to discuss specific details.
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 19494
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.03 17:55:45 -
          [690] - Quote 
 
 Valkorsia wrote:Talked this morning with someone saying they represent your alliance who was on an NPC alt. Open convo with me, message me. I have work for you and need to discuss specific details. Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz are your contacts, poke either of those with an evemail.
 
 
 We're Back in Business ,  have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 87
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.08 14:44:14 -
          [691] - Quote 
 Good Afternoon C&P
 
 Devils Taking contracts.
 
 Making users rage quit, and catching people afk thinking we wont find them. This is war after all
  
 Send a mail to Lord or Ralph regarding our comfortable pricing structures
  
 
 
 
 
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        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Nefarious Porpoise
 
 3086
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.17 15:47:17 -
          [692] - Quote 
 I did a terrible thing and resubbed after being gone two months.
 I'm back.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Starrakatt
 Celtic Anarchy
 Complaints Department
 
 633
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.17 16:33:46 -
          [693] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:I did a terrible thing and resubbed after being gone two months.I'm back.
 It's real hard to beat the Devil out of EVE.
 
 Or the other way around.
 
 WB
  
 Sneaky bastard. Complaints Department is recruiting! We got wardecced, ohnoes! | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 229
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.17 21:07:08 -
          [694] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:I did a terrible thing and resubbed after being gone two months.I'm back.
 
 You too, Omar? I upgraded my Alpha status last night. Tired of making Gallente alts just so I can fly blaster ships. It's not right, I tell ya.
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  Veine Miromme
 Center for Advanced Studies
 Gallente Federation
 
 45
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.18 20:56:31 -
          [695] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a PvP alliance composed by players with solid pvp experience, and also with the skills and willingness necessary to find and destroy your enemies anywhere they hide. We offer every type of merc service. We are also willing to work with other merc alliances and corporations. Killboard: http://www.devilswarrior.info/kb/?a=home Contact: Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Wael Hucel-Ge Prices will be negotiated depending on the contract details, but in most cases only a flat rate fee is applied. If you would like different payment options all can be discussed and we can even work with you on a permanent basis. We are small, but we do what we can. Even against overwhelming odds   We offer total confidentiality. Recruitment is currently open for members and corps, but don't expect being accepted immediately if we don't know you. "We offer every type of merc service. "
 Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?
 
 Ship Type : Out of pod (for now) | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2620
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.18 22:51:19 -
          [696] - Quote 
 
 Veine Miromme wrote:Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?
 
 I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart.
 
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3422
 
 
       | Posted - 2016.12.19 01:21:57 -
          [697] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Veine Miromme wrote:Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?
 I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart. Oi I'm the official Highsec escourt boy around these parts. Just ask Tora
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 476
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.07 16:30:09 -
          [698] - Quote 
 A Devil Chef Health tip!
 In case of suprise buttsex
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        |  Vipsan Agrippa
 State Protectorate
 Caldari State
 
 1
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.07 16:37:13 -
          [699] - Quote 
 
 
 
 Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister?
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 476
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.07 17:11:43 -
          [700] - Quote 
 
 Vipsan Agrippa wrote:Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister?   You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you?
 If you had.. you would know its anything than boring.
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3503
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.08 12:07:40 -
          [701] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Vipsan Agrippa wrote:Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister?   You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you? If you had.. you would know its anything than boring. Vouch
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2662
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.08 16:44:25 -
          [702] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:Vipsan Agrippa wrote:Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister?   You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you? If you had.. you would know its anything than boring. Vouch 
 Slippery would be an understatement.
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3506
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.09 01:07:24 -
          [703] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:Vipsan Agrippa wrote:Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister?   You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you? If you had.. you would know its anything than boring. Vouch Slippery would be an understatement. I mean last time I got tangled up with you guys my deimos went missing...
  
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Vipsan Agrippa
 State Protectorate
 Caldari State
 
 7
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.09 01:17:45 -
          [704] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:I mean last time I got tangled up with you guys my deimos went missing...   
 
 
 I've heard of some giant Red Dwarfs and some humongous Black Holes, but I did not think a proctologist would pull a deimos from Morts nether region.
  
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 94
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.20 13:48:22 -
          [705] - Quote 
 Anyone got a jump starter?..
 
 Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest
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        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 20280
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.20 14:53:34 -
          [706] - Quote 
 
 renwahh wrote:Anyone got a jump starter?.. Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder   I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair.
 
 No really, had a black eye and everything.
 Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate.
 
 Murderers of Negotiable Motivations  Lords.Of.Midnight currently recruiting | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2704
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.20 16:50:24 -
          [707] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:renwahh wrote:Anyone got a jump starter?.. Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder   I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair. No really, had a black eye and everything. Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate. 
 LOL.
 
 I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood.
 
 I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is).
 
 After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left.
 
 What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him?
 
 Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age.
 
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3594
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.20 20:35:17 -
          [708] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:renwahh wrote:Anyone got a jump starter?.. Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder   I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair. No really, had a black eye and everything. Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate. LOL. I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood. I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is). After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left. What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him? Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age. I mean my first thought at a response would have been 'Sorry you aren't paying enough' so I guess he was just a little self concious
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 
 1842
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.20 21:42:56 -
          [709] - Quote 
 Festival chair huh.... I lost a battle to the sun once.... My arm still bares a scar....Ask Kaely about it.
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Dissidence Dawn
 Shadow Cartel
 
 422
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.01.24 01:54:03 -
          [710] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:renwahh wrote:Anyone got a jump starter?.. Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder   I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair. No really, had a black eye and everything. Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate. LOL. I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood. I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is). After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left. What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him? Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age. 
 This is how I know our love is real.
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  The PitBoss
 Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
 
 245
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.02.07 19:50:42 -
          [711] - Quote 
 I endorse this product.
 
 Lord Razpataz and Sir Tearz are experts at what they do and will get the job done
  
 Confirming: The Devil's Warrior Alliance [DEVIL] currently is listed in the MERC Contracts channel and is a member in good standing.
 
 EVERYONE comes to High Sec at one time or another .... | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 117
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.09 08:57:40 -
          [712] - Quote 
 Dun Dun Duuuunnnnnnnn!!!
 
 On the verse of Trainspotting ill just leave this here
 
 
 Choose Avatar. Choose a Skill. Choose a career. Choose a Corp. Choose a fking big ship, choose guns, web, warp scramblers and ECCM mods. Choose clone, Attributes, and Skill Plan. Choose fixed Bookmarks in space. Choose a System. Choose your friends. Choose Missions and PVP. Choose an alliance with ship fking replacement. Choose Manufacturing and wondering who the fk you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that chair watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing mining ops, stuffing fking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, wishing yourself you could quit, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fked up brats you spawned when you podded back to station.Choose your Alpha.
 
 Choose EvE.
 
 On lighter note Devils taking on contracts.
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        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3591
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.09 09:55:25 -
          [713] - Quote 
 You got me on junk food.
  
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 422
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.09 10:09:25 -
          [714] - Quote 
 kek
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Bite the pillow
 
 1946
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.09 11:36:25 -
          [715] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Veine Miromme wrote:Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?
 I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart. Oi I'm the official Highsec escourt boy around these parts. Just ask Tora You wear a cheap black dress and follow another man around making him look good?
 
 
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Legio De Mortem
 
 3874
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.09 12:36:39 -
          [716] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Veine Miromme wrote:Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?
 I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart. Oi I'm the official Highsec escourt boy around these parts. Just ask Tora You wear a cheap black dress and follow another man around making him look good? There is nothing cheap about this dress.
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Devils Rejects 666
 
 2796
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.09 23:00:25 -
          [717] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Mortlake wrote:Veine Miromme wrote:Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?
 I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart. Oi I'm the official Highsec escourt boy around these parts. Just ask Tora You wear a cheap black dress and follow another man around making him look good? There is nothing cheap about this dress. 
 Is that the one with the aftermarket porthole?
 
 
 
 I was told to remove my signature, so I have. | 
      
      
        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 124
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.10 07:25:01 -
          [718] - Quote 
 Hire Devils..
 
 We want to blow up stuff this weekend and I'm not talking about the spare barbie in your cupboard
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        |  Xorphix
 181st Legion
 
 249
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.10 07:51:16 -
          [719] - Quote 
 Hire Devils. They are exemplary mercs. :)
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        |  Starrakatt
 Celtic Anarchy
 The Bastard Cartel
 
 661
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.10 13:32:31 -
          [720] - Quote 
 
 Xorphix wrote:Hire Devils. They are exemplary mercs. :) Old school mercs, they won't screw you over on contract. If they say they can do it, they can.
 
 Still disgustingly good at what they do after all these years. +1
 
 o7
 
 Join Celtic Anarchy! Sneaky bastard. | 
      
      
        |  Xorphix
 181st Legion
 
 252
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.12 08:49:37 -
          [721] - Quote 
 
 Starrakatt wrote:Xorphix wrote:Hire Devils. They are exemplary mercs. :) Old school mercs, they won't screw you over on contract. If they say they can do it, they can. Still disgustingly good at what they do after all these years. +1 o7 
 I fully agree. Devils are a solid group of very experienced pvpers, and they get the job done.
  
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        |  renwahh
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 128
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.12 09:10:55 -
          [722] - Quote 
 Still hunting. Still looking for contracts.
 
 Take up Devils to get the job done
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        |  Jovian Angel
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 15
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.13 08:55:50 -
          [723] - Quote 
 Good Morning C&P
  
 Devil's taking on contracts. Our killboard is starting to spring with activity once again.
  
 Hire us. We may be old and wise but our rates can be like a cheap hooker on a Friday night. Not Saturday there a bit more expensive.
  
 Have a chat with Ralp, Sir tears or Lord for a pricing structure that will meet your requirements.
  
 
 
 
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        |  Jovian Angel
 Wiking Brigade
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 18
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.15 08:03:49 -
          [724] - Quote 
 Bumping for the devilish devils.
 
 Taking on contracts
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 OMGWTFBBQTIME
 I Know Right
 
 730
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.03.22 08:15:52 -
          [725] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Festival chair huh.... I lost a battle to the sun once.... My arm still bares a scar....Ask Kaely about it. 
 Can vouch..only Saeger folks.
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 121
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 06:01:10 -
          [726] - Quote 
 How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these at the top of their kb?
 
 Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be!
 
 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 928
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 06:05:53 -
          [727] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
 53 to take it down though..good kill none the less.
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 2927
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 06:53:49 -
          [728] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 53 to take it down though..good kill none the less. 
 
 53 is a relatively normal number of people for a supercarrier...
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
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        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 121
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 07:01:26 -
          [729] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 53 to take it down though..good kill none the less. 
 I'll overlook your ignorance of what's needed to actually down one of these things, but to put things in perspective: It takes 16 VMG Proteii to kill a mission-fit Vexor according to zkill, so speaking on a linear scale, imagine a single ship which VMG would need to field 3200 Proteii to reliably engage and take down. That's not counting support doctrines.
 
 I think 53 is rather reasonable
  
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 21461
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 07:07:30 -
          [730] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 53 to take it down though..good kill none the less. I'll overlook your ignorance of what's needed to actually down one of these things, but to put things in perspective: It takes 16 VMG Proteii to kill a mission-fit Vexor according to zkill, so speaking on a linear scale, imagine a single ship which VMG would need to field 3200 Proteii to reliably engage and take down. That's not counting support doctrines. I think 53 is rather reasonable   And thats not accounting for the neutral logi either
  
 Murderers of Negotiable Motivations  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 929
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 07:23:39 -
          [731] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 53 to take it down though..good kill none the less. I'll overlook your ignorance of what's needed to actually down one of these things, but to put things in perspective: It takes 16 VMG Proteii to kill a mission-fit Vexor according to zkill, so speaking on a linear scale, imagine a single ship which VMG would need to field 3200 Proteii to reliably engage and take down. That's not counting support doctrines. I think 53 is rather reasonable   
 You seem to forget (or didn't know) where I lived before I met you in Devil's.
 
 Ralph, don't preach..Devil's does neutral logi too..I know..I was in Devil's..and I killed one of Raz's neutral logis..did you forget this? Kinda a situation of the pot calling the kettle black don't you think?
 
 It seems like anger that someone else can field more logi than an actual argument. Though I will admit from experience, it sucks to be on the wrong end of it.
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 125
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 07:53:09 -
          [732] - Quote 
 To be fair, they're getting past it. Having wanked in the past does not a wanker make.
 
 It's not too late for you either!
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 929
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:03:08 -
          [733] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:To be fair, they're getting past it. Having wanked in the past does not a wanker make.
 It's not too late for you either!
 
 I don't suspect bait..I don't mission bait..I don't use 50 logi..I don't camp stations for wts..(though we all have at one point or another)
 
 Too late for what exactly? I like the hunt..I like fleets..I like the same things I did back then..I just do them better now. I came to VMG for content..and content they provide..and I'm quite pleased.
 
 Maybe they don't do those things any more..maybe it's because they're not active..maybe they just don't like it any more..but it's still like an alcoholic with a 30 day sober chip calling someone else an alcoholic.. The hate is trivial tbh..there was no problem until VMG wouldn't come to their rescue and wanted to stay out of issue between 2 blues. I wasn't even in VMG at the time it happened.
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 126
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:05:51 -
          [734] - Quote 
 Why do you feel like this is directed at you personally?
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Valkin Mordirc
 
 2928
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:12:34 -
          [735] - Quote 
 I've been honestly getting the same feeling. Most of the hate that's directed at VMG you are defending seemingly at a personal level.
 
 #DeleteTheWeak
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 929
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:12:59 -
          [736] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:Why do you feel like this is directed at you personally? 
 Because you have no idea of what has been personal by certain people..so I find myself in a predicament.. I would stand by my fellow pilots as I would you or any other person I consider a friend. There are those who have taken this to personal levels out of game.
 
 I just find it frustrating that so many see something in a certain light...one that I too shared at a point..that I now know is wrong. Maybe I wrongly expected..hoped, rather..that those who knew me and what kind of person I am would at least stop and consider what I was saying and take a wider view. but Meh..I suppose not it seems.
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 129
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:27:42 -
          [737] - Quote 
 I get the whole defending your flag thing, but you've just got rose-colored glasses for your current situation. Some of us might be petty, mean, or just biased, but a great deal of us are taking the wider view here. I for one am the same snarky prick you knew in Devils, but even from the outside looking in, it's plain as day. I don't think any less of you as a person for what you do with your space-pixels, but a moral high-ground here doesn't exist. It's just being called as it's seen.
 
 On a personal note, you're a b**ch for making me type out a 2 page chocolate cheesecake recipe then never making it.
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 931
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:33:52 -
          [738] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:I get the whole defending your flag thing, but you've just got rose-colored glasses for your current situation. Some of us might be petty, mean, or just biased, but a great deal of us are taking the wider view here. I for one am the same snarky prick you knew in Devils, but even from the outside looking in, it's plain as day. I don't think any less of you as a person for what you do with your space-pixels, but a moral high-ground here doesn't exist. It's just being called as it's seen.
 On a personal note, you're a b**ch for making me type out a 2 page chocolate cheesecake recipe then never making it.
 
 Nor do I think less of you Lew...
 
 ...and how do you know I never made the cheesecake?
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 130
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 08:38:31 -
          [739] - Quote 
 You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it.
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3851
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 09:57:19 -
          [740] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:Euhh...no.Mission baiting, shooting GCC Code in the pipe, suspect baiting, camping Amarr for wts,... ALL mercs do this.  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 782
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 10:04:12 -
          [741] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
 Very nice
 
 I'm well jelly
 
 GJ tho lads
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Vipsan Agrippa
 Machine Gun Coitus
 
 291
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 11:00:39 -
          [742] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:Mission baiting, shooting GCC Code in the pipe, suspect baiting, camping Amarr for wts,... ALL mercs do this. Euhh...no.   Kaely Tanniss wrote:I would stand by my fellow pilots as I would you or any other person I consider a friend.  And that's what all this VMG **** is about. Loyalty issues. We saw it with Marmites, Devil's and many other alliances that considered VMG friends. If VMG doesnt want to be in the naughty corner any more, they should work on their relations, loyalty and try hunt things outside Jita area. I understand they love Jita area, as we did too, but it makes you look like neutral logi station huggers. 
 
 AND don't forget respecting client contracts. You stand for something ( the principals that define your profession ) or you stand for nothing.
 
 A mans word is his bond, some people just don't get it. Then biarch latter when things f up.
 
 That's why Eve is a gr8 learning sandbox for young players, with no real long term consequences.
 
 They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.  Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P. (Bob's a cuck) | 
      
      
        |  Dom Arkaral
 The Conference Elite
 CODE.
 
 1488
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 12:47:36 -
          [743] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:How many other HS Merc alliances have one of these  at the top of their kb?  Best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Good kill lads
 Baited or? ^_^
 
 Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome CCL Loyalist | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 552
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 12:53:04 -
          [744] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:Ralph, don't preach..Devil's does neutral logi too..I know..I was in Devil's..and I killed one of Raz's neutral logis..did you forget this? Kinda a situation of the pot calling the kettle black don't you think? There's a bit of rampant hypocrisy going on here. I'm not sure who you're trying to convince..most of the other C&P readers may be convinced and not know, but I do. Mission baiting, shooting GCC Code in the pipe, station games, suspect baiting, camping Amarr for wts, neutral logi.. all the same things that Devil's has done that you are trying say makes VMG or anyone else bad. ALL mercs do this. To call someone out on certain things that they themselves do as well with a holier-than-thou attitude...well..glass houses Ralph..glass houses..deny it if you want. I was there.
 
 I'm checking my toons and trying to figure out what your referring to.
  
 If your thinking about the incident in Niarja when you were bitching in local that you didn't want to shoot me, but some how landed as top damage? That toon was in Devils btw..
  
 Devils have always tried to not use neutral logi, and you know that Kaely.
 And you also know that Devils main thing was old school hunting (focused wars) and trained our new guys/girls with missionflipping.
 
 I think the most recent flak against VMG recently is more in the lines of scams, no honor/integrity and fuckloads of neutral logi tho.. No glasshouses here. Oh.. and the part with you being in Devils goes both ways btw.
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        |  rex largo
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 93
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 13:55:10 -
          [745] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:Ralph, don't preach..Devil's does neutral logi too..I know..I was in Devil's..and I killed one of Raz's neutral logis..did you forget this? Kinda a situation of the pot calling the kettle black don't you think? There's a bit of rampant hypocrisy going on here. I'm not sure who you're trying to convince..most of the other C&P readers may be convinced and not know, but I do. Mission baiting, shooting GCC Code in the pipe, station games, suspect baiting, camping Amarr for wts, neutral logi.. all the same things that Devil's has done that you are trying say makes VMG or anyone else bad. ALL mercs do this. To call someone out on certain things that they themselves do as well with a holier-than-thou attitude...well..glass houses Ralph..glass houses..deny it if you want. I was there.
 I'm checking my toons and trying to figure out what your referring to.   If your thinking about the incident in Niarja when you were bitching in local that you didn't want to shoot me, but some how landed as top damage? That toon was in Devils btw..   Devils have always tried  to not use neutral logi, and you know that Kaely.  And you also know that Devils main thing was old school hunting (focused wars) and trained our new guys/girls with missionflipping. I think the most recent flak against VMG recently is more in the lines of scams, no honor/integrity and fuckloads of neutral logi tho.. No glasshouses here. Oh.. and the part with you being in Devils goes both ways btw.   
 you know I wasn't going to bring this up, but now that its been brought up. I was flying one of those guards (in corp btw) and I also remember Kaely saying that she didn't want to fight us and how she was trying to get them to stop.... and then being top damage on the kill mail. maybe you shouldn't throw stones in your own glass house.
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        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 3383
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 14:10:39 -
          [746] - Quote 
 Wait. What's wrong with mission baiting?
 Given with how badly active hunting was goat-raped by CCP over the last 14 months this has literally been my fallback activity to keep me from dying from boredom.
 I am not, nor will I criticize the how things are done, but I fly at times when my alliance mates are either sleeping, working, or having vigorous sex with their favorite people.
 This means solo stuff.
 This means keeping yourself entertained, somehow.
 Don't get me wrong, I LOVED flying twenty even thirty jumps just to catch a target in their backyard and deliver a surprise party to them personally with folks like Ralph and Mortlake. Hell, we brought less force than we'd prefer just to ensure we wouldn't miss our appointment with very important customers.
 Fast and lean for speedy delivery.
 But, to keep null happy, or at least moderately less cranky, CCP firmly ground their very stylish high heels deep into our nethers.
 This meant that ne'er do wells such as myself had to find their own fun.
 You can't expect fun to be handed to you at all times, especially if you play on the odd hours.
 Mission baiting passes the time and helps keep the sharp bits sharp....
 plus you can score a decent ransom now and then.
 o.0
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 21465
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 14:11:30 -
          [747] - Quote 
 i recommend removing the foot from your mouth before responding
  
 Murderers of Negotiable Motivations  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 785
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 14:32:42 -
          [748] - Quote 
 FYI
 
 I just finished my 5th fap to that Nyx kill....
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Sister Sloppy-Third Consanguinea
 Mercenary Guilds Survey Board of Inquiry and Soap.
 
 31
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 15:58:14 -
          [749] - Quote 
 Are you still active for mercenary work?
 
 Your alliance is listed as an official merc outfit on the forums, but not on the Merc Contract Channel.
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 936
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 16:02:29 -
          [750] - Quote 
 
 rex largo wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:Ralph, don't preach..Devil's does neutral logi too..I know..I was in Devil's..and I killed one of Raz's neutral logis..did you forget this? Kinda a situation of the pot calling the kettle black don't you think? There's a bit of rampant hypocrisy going on here. I'm not sure who you're trying to convince..most of the other C&P readers may be convinced and not know, but I do. Mission baiting, shooting GCC Code in the pipe, station games, suspect baiting, camping Amarr for wts, neutral logi.. all the same things that Devil's has done that you are trying say makes VMG or anyone else bad. ALL mercs do this. To call someone out on certain things that they themselves do as well with a holier-than-thou attitude...well..glass houses Ralph..glass houses..deny it if you want. I was there.
 I'm checking my toons and trying to figure out what your referring to.   If your thinking about the incident in Niarja when you were bitching in local that you didn't want to shoot me, but some how landed as top damage? That toon was in Devils btw..   Devils have always tried  to not use neutral logi, and you know that Kaely.  And you also know that Devils main thing was old school hunting (focused wars) and trained our new guys/girls with missionflipping. I think the most recent flak against VMG recently is more in the lines of scams, no honor/integrity and fuckloads of neutral logi tho.. No glasshouses here. Oh.. and the part with you being in Devils goes both ways btw.   you know I wasn't going to bring this up, but now that its been brought up. I was flying one of those guards (in corp btw) and I also remember Kaely saying that she didn't want to fight us and how she was trying to get them to stop.... and then being top damage on the kill mail. maybe you shouldn't throw stones in your own glass house. 
 You're right..I did not want to shoot Raz..hence why I kept pulling dps. I did, however, do what I had to do for my corp..just like you or anyone else would have done. Did it make me feel bad? Yes....up until it became such an issue for you guys. You would shot me in a heartbeat..why would you expect me to react any different?
 
 You should know better than to go suspect in a place like Madi and not expect that things can go badly.
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 555
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 16:04:38 -
          [751] - Quote 
 
 Sister Sloppy-Third Consanguinea wrote:Are you still active for mercenary work?
 Your alliance is listed as an official merc outfit on the forums, but not on the Merc Contract Channel.
 
 At the moment we are not taking on any contracts and in that regard de-listed us from merc channel for the time being.
 We went inactive due to a massive burnout after giving it a try relying on the watchlist workarounds to do our job.
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        |  Lord Razpataz
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 555
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 16:13:41 -
          [752] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:You're right..I did not want to shoot Raz..hence why I kept pulling dps. I did, however, do what I had to do for my corp..just like you or anyone else would have done. Did it make me feel bad? Yes....up until it became such an issue for you guys. You would shot me in a heartbeat..why would you expect me to react any different?
 
 Think your missing the point...
 
 It was a inhouse logi. Not a neutral as you claimed.
 
 And.. it was not that you shot my alt that was the issue, as you said I would shoot you too. It was your attempts in local to smooth over relations while hammering void into my alt.
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        |  Serendipity Lost
 Repo Industries
 
 2617
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 16:50:48 -
          [753] - Quote 
 
 Lord Razpataz wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:You're right..I did not want to shoot Raz..hence why I kept pulling dps. I did, however, do what I had to do for my corp..just like you or anyone else would have done. Did it make me feel bad? Yes....up until it became such an issue for you guys. You would shot me in a heartbeat..why would you expect me to react any different?
 Think your missing the point... It was a inhouse logi. Not a neutral as you claimed. And.. it was not that you shot my alt that was the issue, as you said I would shoot you too. It was your attempts in local to smooth over relations while hammering void into my alt. 
 
 As long as she was laughing about it the whole time - I'm not seeing a problem with it. OMG, she shot my logi.... wtf? As long as it isn't an every day event - go buy another one and move on. It's hypocritical to get your giggles wonking a kronos that stupidly put itself in a bad position on one hand and then getting your panties all bunched up over a guardian that you've somehow stapled to a scrap of e-honour on the other.
 
 This whole e-honor slap fight between a bunch of mercs that is primarily based on blues, bluers and bluerers is pretty much nauseating to the very core of my soul.
 
 I'll clear it up for you. Most of what mercs do in damage these days has little to do with actual contracts. Once every other blue moon 1 or 2 of you groups scape each others paint and it's all 'to the forums lads' to hash, mash and rehash.... pretty much petty drivel. You can point at mechanics and all the other things that got you here, but taking a step back, the only real problem is that you call yourselves mercenaries. You're just not. Any group carrying 50+ war decs. aren't mercs. They are HS player farmers.
 
 Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not judging you poorly. If you guys are having fun doing what you are doing, then sweet - have at it. The part that annoys everyone not in the 'merc circle jerkle' is that you guys can't be honest w/ yourselves and just admit what you are. Don't stop doing it, don't be ashamed of it, hell double down and do it twice as hard - Just be honest about it. You guys carrying all those decs in the name of content are HS player farmers.
 
 A bit of nostalgia for some of you folks. Vimsy. Yeah Vimsy. She used neutral logi, camped, bumped, baited and smacked in local. Did everyone like and respect her? Hells yeah. Why? She was honest. Her position was 'whatever it takes to win / have fun. I'll do it. Eve's not moral and neither am I when I play it." Not an exact quote, but anyone that dealt with Vimsy can see the truth in it.
 
 Marmites - farming the crap out of HS better than anyone for years. Most of your decs are not merc contracts. You're not mercs. Sure you can say you dabble in merc stuff, but by volume - not mercs. (you're not fooling anyone with a smidgen of brains when you claim you are mercs - really)
 
 VMG - Stop worrying so much. If it feels good shooting something - shoot it. If it doesn't feel right shooting something - then don't. As a group you folks spend a lot of energy trying to justify things you don't have to. Take a week off to scrub away all that icky sticky blue stuff and go have some fun.
 
 
 
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 938
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 18:13:48 -
          [754] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Wait. What's wrong with mission baiting?Given with how badly active hunting was goat-raped by CCP over the last 14 months this has literally been my fallback activity to keep me from dying from boredom.
 I am not, nor will I criticize the how things are done, but I fly at times when my alliance mates are either sleeping, working, or having vigorous sex with their favorite people.
 This means solo stuff.
 This means keeping yourself entertained, somehow.
 Don't get me wrong, I LOVED flying twenty even thirty jumps just to catch a target in their backyard and deliver a surprise party to them personally with folks like Ralph and Mortlake. Hell, we brought less force than we'd prefer just to ensure we wouldn't miss our appointment with very important customers.
 Fast and lean for speedy delivery.
 But, to keep null happy, or at least moderately less cranky, CCP firmly ground their very stylish high heels deep into our nethers.
 This meant that ne'er do wells such as myself had to find their own fun.
 You can't expect fun to be handed to you at all times, especially if you play on the odd hours.
 Mission baiting passes the time and helps keep the sharp bits sharp....
 plus you can score a decent ransom now and then.
 o.0
 
 I never said there was anything wrong with mission baiting, neutral logi, camping..or any of those things for that matter. I play to win..so do some others. I simply said it was a double standard to call people out on the things that they accuser does as well. Granted, some of those things can rustle some jimmies in some people..but this is a game after all. I enjoy what I do and don't need to justify it to anyone..nor do you or anyone else. The issue lies with the finger pointing from those whose hands aren't exactly "clean" either. Play the game..don't pass judgement. If you wanna pop missioners, camp the hell out of a corp, logi yourself to immortality..do it. It's your game, your dollar, and your choice.
  
 I'm not judging the play styles of others..though it does seem they feel they have the right to judge mine or the play styles of others. THAT is what needs to stop. THAT is what my beef is. The rest..well it's all part of this glorious spaceship game that we all obviously spend too much time worrying about.
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 147
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 18:28:38 -
          [755] - Quote 
 Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something?
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Fybs
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 790
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 18:48:34 -
          [756] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something? 
 Erm it's my birthday.
 
 The 3 reasons are...
 
 1) We are having a BBQ.
 
 2) Mortlake is the DJ.
 
 3) Midget strippers.
 
 Don't confuse kindness with weakness. Beware the hand of Fybs. Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority | 
      
      
        |  Toxic Yaken
 The Dickwad Squad
 Rote Kapelle
 
 186
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 18:55:06 -
          [757] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something? Erm it's my birthday. The 3 reasons are... 1) We are having a BBQ. 2) Mortlake is the DJ. 3) Midget strippers. 
 Can I bring fireworks?
 
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        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 938
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 18:58:33 -
          [758] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something? Erm it's my birthday. The 3 reasons are... 1) We are having a BBQ. 2) Mortlake is the DJ. 3) Midget strippers. 
 You had me at midget strippers...
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Mortlake
 Somalian Coast Guard Authority
 
 3077
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 19:17:21 -
          [759] - Quote 
 Happy Birthday man.
 
 Barry Manilow LP primed and ready.
 
 Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you... | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 Aliastra
 Gallente Federation
 
 418
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 19:29:07 -
          [760] - Quote 
 Happy Birthday Fybs you old git!
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        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Circle-Of-Two
 
 4351
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 20:16:34 -
          [761] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it. DAM. I need this recepie in my life.
 
 PS if it's that good I'll bear your children
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 21469
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 20:26:29 -
          [762] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it. DAM. I need this recepie in my life. PS if it's that good I'll bear your children You haven't got a womb!
 Where's the foetus going to gestate?!
 You going to keep it in a box?!
 
 I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,
 which is nobody's fault,
 not even the Vendettas',
 but that you can have the right to have babies.
 
 Murderers of Negotiable Motivations  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Noragen Neirfallas
 Rabble Inc.
 Circle-Of-Two
 
 4352
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 20:31:57 -
          [763] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it. DAM. I need this recepie in my life. PS if it's that good I'll bear your children  You haven't got a womb!  Where's the foetus going to gestate?!  You going to keep it in a box?! I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,  which is nobody's fault,  not even the Vendettas',  but that you can have the right to have babies. I'll take it any any other monty python referance that applies. Either way he can have his way with me if it's a damed good cheesecake (I'm a sucker for cheese cake)
 
 Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop ISD Max Trix favourite ISD '"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 938
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 20:42:54 -
          [764] - Quote 
 
 Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it. DAM. I need this recepie in my life. PS if it's that good I'll bear your children  You haven't got a womb!  Where's the foetus going to gestate?!  You going to keep it in a box?! I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,  which is nobody's fault,  not even the Vendettas',  but that you can have the right to have babies. I'll take it any any other monty python referance that applies. Either way he can have his way with me if it's a damed good cheesecake (I'm a sucker for cheese cake) 
 Too bad I have the recipe and you don't..naa naa
  
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        |  Saeger1737
 Brutor Tribe
 Minmatar Republic
 
 2100
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 20:48:34 -
          [765] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:You'd have begged to bear my children had you tasted it. DAM. I need this recepie in my life. PS if it's that good I'll bear your children  You haven't got a womb!  Where's the foetus going to gestate?!  You going to keep it in a box?! I've got an idea though. I'll agree that you can't actually have babies, not having a womb,  which is nobody's fault,  not even the Vendettas',  but that you can have the right to have babies. Ill let norg borrow my neighbor's cat for the baby making.
 Just need a box and a some booze.
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Brutor Tribe
 Minmatar Republic
 
 2100
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 20:50:40 -
          [766] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something? Erm it's my birthday. The 3 reasons are... 1) We are having a BBQ. 2) Mortlake is the DJ. 3) Midget strippers. 
 Just midget strippers? Will tora be in attendance with stripping fedos?
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 152
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 21:31:34 -
          [767] - Quote 
 You need:
 4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
 6 eggs.
 1 cup of sour cream.
 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
 3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
 1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
 1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
 A springform pan.
 
 Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.
 
 Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.
 
 Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.
 
 Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.
 
 Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.
 
 Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!
 
 Nana-nana-boo-boo.
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  rex largo
 Lords.Of.Midnight
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 93
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 22:39:30 -
          [768] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:You need:4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
 6 eggs.
 1 cup of sour cream.
 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
 3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
 1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
 1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
 A springform pan.
 
 Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.
 
 Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.
 
 Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.
 
 Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.
 
 Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.
 
 Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!
 
 Nana-nana-boo-boo.
 
 More valuable than the death star plans....
 
 http://makeagif.com/i/WFlW6I
 
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        |  Vipsan Agrippa
 Machine Gun Coitus
 
 296
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 23:20:30 -
          [769] - Quote 
 
 Mortlake wrote:Happy Birthday man.
 Barry Manilow LP primed and ready.
 
 
 If its Barry 1st pick Copacabana, C & P if we were drinking n dancing. ( and yes Barry is a manly man and its ok to listen to )
  
 
 His name was Rico
 He wore a diamond
 He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there
 And when she finished, he called her over
 But Rico went a bit too far
 Tony sailed across the bar
 And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
 There was blood and a single gun shot
 But just who shot who?
 
 
 ......typical weeknight at C&P eh?!
  
 
 They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.  Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P. (Bob's a cuck) | 
      
      
        |  Mike Adoulin
 Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
 
 2295
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 23:20:54 -
          [770] - Quote 
 Did somebody say midget strippers?
 
 
  
 Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg. Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE. | 
      
      
        |  White Blood Cell1
 My Huge Premo Peniss
 
 25
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 23:24:26 -
          [771] - Quote 
 
 Fybs wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:Can someone plz tell me wtf Saturday is and why I'm supposed to be doing something? Erm it's my birthday. The 3 reasons are... 1) We are having a BBQ. 2) Mortlake is the DJ. 3) Midget strippers. 
 
 
 Can I bring My Huge Premo Peniss?!!
 | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 942
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.01 23:53:49 -
          [772] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:You need:4 packs of Philadelphia cream cheese.
 6 eggs.
 1 cup of sour cream.
 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.
 3/4th a stick of butter (salted is better than unsalted)
 1 Cadbury's Milk chocolate bar.
 1 Package of Lorna Doone Shortbread cookies.
 A springform pan.
 
 Break the chocolate bar into pieces and put them in a microwave-safe bowl. Set this aside for now. Crush the lorna doone's in a large plastic bag until they're all crumbs and set aside also. Now. take the butter and grease the inside of your springform pan liberally. when it's well-coated, put the butter in a bowl and microwave it for 20-25 seconds until melted.
 
 Now mix the butter and cookie crumbs until all of them are the texture of wet sand. pour this mixture into the pan and pat down firmly, making about a 1/2 inch tall lip up against the edges of the pan. There's your crust! Set it aside and preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.
 
 Now, place the cream cheese ( softened to room temperature) and place it in your mixer. Mix on low and add the eggs slowly. Than add the vanilla extract and the sour cream and mix until smooth. Now you want to stick those chocolate bits in the microwave for 20 seconds and stir the melted chocolate until it's smooth as well.
 
 Now the tricky part. Turn the mixer to medium speed and pour the melted chocolate into the batter in a thin, continuous stream so it incorporates slowly into the batter, you want to mix it on medium speed to incorporate some air into the mixture, but you don't want to do it so fast that it whips it. Else you get a flat cheesecake. When all this mixing is done, scrape the patter into your pan and let it settle until the top is flat and no bubbles can be seen.
 
 Now you want to bake it for 45 minutes to 1 hour at 350. Avoid loud bangs or shaking as the cake will fall in the oven. Now, your goal is a nice, perfectly flat top, but if the cake settles a bit in the middle-that's fine. It's a fairly dense batter, so altitude, humidity, etc. can all effect it. After it's baked enough to show some slight browning around the edges of the surface, carefully remove it from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes to cool. After 20 minutes, place the cheesecake in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours so it can set.
 
 Once it's set, remove from the fridge, garnish or top it however you'd like, then slice and serve! Voila!
 
 Nana-nana-boo-boo.
 
 Awwwww...you a$$
  
 Now look what you've done...you're gonna have a lot of kids now..
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 163
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 05:27:55 -
          [773] - Quote 
 So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3871
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 07:33:45 -
          [774] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:The same as today.So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Dom Arkaral
 The Conference Elite
 CODE.
 
 1495
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 12:06:06 -
          [775] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  The same as today. Vmg epeeeeeeeeeeennnnn waving
 Reeeeeeeeeeee
 
 Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome CCL Loyalist | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Brutor Tribe
 Minmatar Republic
 
 2104
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 15:35:51 -
          [776] - Quote 
 
 Dom Arkaral wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  The same as today. Vmg epeeeeeeeeeeennnnn waving Reeeeeeeeeeee So your saying yaosus is going to lead the fleet?
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  Dom Arkaral
 The Conference Elite
 CODE.
 
 1497
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 15:37:51 -
          [777] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  The same as today. Vmg epeeeeeeeeeeennnnn waving Reeeeeeeeeeee So your saying yaosus is going to lead the fleet? Won't go far if that's the case
  
 Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome CCL Loyalist | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 944
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 18:24:52 -
          [778] - Quote 
 
 Dom Arkaral wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  The same as today. Vmg epeeeeeeeeeeennnnn waving Reeeeeeeeeeee 
 *Swings it around like a lasso*
 
 That's right..bask in its glory.
 
 ..That's how you guys do it right?
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Dom Arkaral
 The Conference Elite
 CODE.
 
 1498
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 18:40:21 -
          [779] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  The same as today. Vmg epeeeeeeeeeeennnnn waving Reeeeeeeeeeee *Swings it around like a lasso*  That's right..bask in its glory. ..That's how you guys do it right? That's what kids do
  
 Men do stuff
 
 Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome CCL Loyalist | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 944
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 18:52:01 -
          [780] - Quote 
 
 Dom Arkaral wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Lew Dicrous wrote:So is someone gonna tell me what's supposed to happen Saturday or not?  The same as today. Vmg epeeeeeeeeeeennnnn waving Reeeeeeeeeeee *Swings it around like a lasso*  That's right..bask in its glory. ..That's how you guys do it right? That's what kids do   Men do stuff 
 Stuff? Do tell...
 
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Dom Arkaral
 The Conference Elite
 CODE.
 
 1498
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 18:57:25 -
          [781] - Quote 
 Tonight hahah
 This isn't the place
  
 Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome CCL Loyalist | 
      
      
        |  Baaldor
 Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society
 Solyaris Chtonium
 
 477
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 18:58:36 -
          [782] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:
 
 Stuff? Do tell...
 
 Stuff, you know, things that make a woman annoyed af, then shortly after make a woman prep sandwiches as she isnt going to be able to make him a sandwich later.....
 
 
 
 | 
      
      
        |  Sol epoch
 Aliastra
 Gallente Federation
 
 419
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 19:38:38 -
          [783] - Quote 
 Yes please tell as again I find myself siding with Kaely on what this "Stuff" is!
 
 I do find that the whole last week of postings by certain individuals is falling into the infantile catagory as there is lots of talk and then "Stuff" which is playground vocabulary.
 
 I am at a loss what is trying to be gained with this inane drivel!
 | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Brutor Tribe
 Minmatar Republic
 
 2105
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.02 20:53:50 -
          [784] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:
 Stuff? Do tell...
 Kitchen now!!! Make pie!!!
 
 Alcohol required.
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  White Blood Cell1
 My Huge Premo Peniss
 
 25
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 07:17:15 -
          [785] - Quote 
 My Huge Premo Peniss, does it bigger and better. The epeeeeen bullwhip. CRACK
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        |  Jonah Gravenstein
 Machiavellian Space Bastards
 
 28369
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 09:16:07 -
          [786] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Are we talking a dessert pie such as Banoffee Pie or a main course pie like rabbit, wild mushrooms and Guinness wrapped in pastry?Make pie!!! 
 
 
 
 In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack | 
      
      
        |  Ralph King-Griffin
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 21483
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 09:21:36 -
          [787] - Quote 
 Fyi, Guinness Stue is a (delicious) thing.
 
 Murderers of Negotiable Motivations  =]|[= | 
      
      
        |  Jonah Gravenstein
 Machiavellian Space Bastards
 
 28369
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 09:24:58 -
          [788] - Quote 
 
 Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I know, except for the dumplings, I hate dumplings.Fyi, Guinness Stue is a (delicious) thing. 
 In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 945
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 09:39:20 -
          [789] - Quote 
 
 
 This isn't a personal jab at you..but..
 
 In my experience, typically the ones who are most vocal and preach or brag about how big and bad or well endowed they are (and I mean this in many contexts, not just the way it seems) are usually the ones with the least to offer. Most of the time, the ones most capable are the ones who don't need to say it.
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Jonah Gravenstein
 Machiavellian Space Bastards
 
 28370
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 09:51:55 -
          [790] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:He should be a politician, the reality of their boasts rarely lives up to expectation.This isn't a personal jab at you..but.. In my experience, typically the ones who are most vocal and preach or brag about how big and bad or well endowed they are (and I mean this in many contexts, not just the way it seems) are usually the ones with the least to offer. Most of the time, the ones most capable are the ones who don't need to say it.   
 
 In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack | 
      
      
        |  Lady Spank
 Get Out Nasty Face
 
 3863
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.03 13:14:10 -
          [791] - Quote 
 High-sec, lol
 
 (a¦á_a¦â) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (a¦á_a¦â) | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 184
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.06 09:03:16 -
          [792] - Quote 
 How many other merc outfits have one of these?
 
 That's a supecarrier kill and claiming sovereignty. And that's just in the first two weeks! What will those kooky devils do next?
 
 Stay tuned!
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3890
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.06 09:08:50 -
          [793] - Quote 
 hehe, nice....
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 3417
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.06 11:37:34 -
          [794] - Quote 
 
 That is a thing of beauty.
 
  
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 3418
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.06 13:34:13 -
          [795] - Quote 
 Also. Tora, are you trying to lead PIRAT to our doorstep?
 You know we ran away from them to the deep dark so they couldn't find us, right?
 Now, here you go, inviting a blob of very expensive T3C's to chase us a meager 45 jumps or so through absolutely safe low and null sec to kick down our newly erected sand castle?
 
 Do you hate us so much? I mean that thing's not even paid for yet!
 Next thing we know a bunch of kids in some kind of 'Aluminum Falcon' are gonna drop a torpedo down the thermal exhaust port and we're gonna have to move again. Just because of you, and that derpy engineer who put a critical weakness under a two meter wide hole in the outside of the station.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 428
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 04:12:31 -
          [796] - Quote 
 
 Baaldor wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:
 
 Stuff? Do tell...
 Stuff, you know, things that make a woman annoyed af, then shortly after make a woman prep sandwiches as she isnt going to be able to make him a sandwich later..... 
 Kaely doesn't make sandwiches, we've all asked multiple times.
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Dracvlad
 Tactically Challenged
 Tactical Supremacy
 
 3201
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 05:27:10 -
          [797] - Quote 
 You chaps took Sov, you devils you, nice one!!!!!!
 
 When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour. Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp | 
      
      
        |  Herzog Wolfhammer
 Sigma Special Tactics Group
 
 8540
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 05:55:52 -
          [798] - Quote 
 
 Dracvlad wrote:You chaps took Sov, you devils you, nice one!!!!!! 
 
 
 But... but.... they can't do that. They're highsec mercs!!!!!! CCP NERF SOMETHING NAOW!!!!!!
 
 Bring back DEEEEP Space! | 
      
      
        |  White Blood Cell1
 My Huge Premo Peniss
 
 25
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 06:00:41 -
          [799] - Quote 
 Hey Devils can I colonise your new hole with My Huge Premo ...........................
  
 Just think, all the new inhabitants will look like me and the 2 Doz female exotic dancers we stowed on board!!
 
 
 
 I will be Father of a new nation.
  | 
      
      
        |  Lew Dicrous
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 187
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 06:13:11 -
          [800] - Quote 
 
 White Blood Cell1 wrote:Hey Devils can I colonise your new hole with My Huge Premo ...........................   Just think, all the new inhabitants will look like me and the 2 Doz female exotic dancers we stowed on board!! I will be Father of a new nation.  
 That is a picture of a Territorial Claim Unit or TCU. It is used as a "flag" in sov null-sec to claim a system and as such displays the logo of the sovereignty-holding alliance. It isn't in a wormhole.
 
 And I somehow doubt those exotic dancers were female. Just a hunch.
 
 It burns when I PVP | 
      
      
        |  White Blood Cell1
 My Huge Premo Peniss
 
 25
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 06:20:43 -
          [801] - Quote 
 
 Lew Dicrous wrote:White Blood Cell1 wrote:Hey Devils can I colonise your new hole with My Huge Premo ...........................   Just think, all the new inhabitants will look like me and the 2 Doz female exotic dancers we stowed on board!! I will be Father of a new nation.  That is a picture of a Territorial Claim Unit or TCU. It is used as a "flag" in sov null-sec to claim a system and as such displays the logo of the sovereignty-holding alliance. It isn't in a wormhole.  And I somehow doubt those exotic dancers were female. Just a hunch. 
 Aww Lew, you spoil all my master plans!!!
   
 
 Gunna hav to find another hole to stick my corp....
 | 
      
      
        |  Kaely Tanniss
 Commonwealth Mercenaries
 Vendetta Mercenary Group
 
 965
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 07:08:02 -
          [802] - Quote 
 
 Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:Baaldor wrote:Kaely Tanniss wrote:
 
 Stuff? Do tell...
 Stuff, you know, things that make a woman annoyed af, then shortly after make a woman prep sandwiches as she isnt going to be able to make him a sandwich later..... Kaely doesn't make sandwiches, we've all asked multiple times. 
 This is true..make your own damn sammich.
  
 Besides, If your woman can get up and make it to the kitchen afterward, you don't deserve a damn sandwich.
  
 If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it.. | 
      
      
        |  Yourmoney Mywallet
 Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
 
 1399
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 08:57:31 -
          [803] - Quote 
 
 Kaely Tanniss wrote:Besides, If your woman can get up and make it to the kitchen afterward, you don't deserve a damn sandwich.   Never mind sammiches - you owe me a new keyboard!
  | 
      
      
        |  Tora Bushido
 EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
 The Marmite Collective
 
 3897
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 12:02:22 -
          [804] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Of course not m8. I want to be as hot as the devil(s).I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN!    
 
 DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE ! Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII. | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 3431
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 13:11:56 -
          [805] - Quote 
 
 Tora Bushido wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, MAN!   Of course not m8. I want to be as hot as the devil(s).   Only Mortlake can help you with that.
 I'm sure he can find you a banana hammock in your size.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Bronson Hughes
 The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
 
 3206
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 13:47:41 -
          [806] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:...banana hammock... I may need more bourbon....
 
 Relatively Notorious By Association My Many Misadventures I predicted FAUXs | 
      
      
        |  Omar Alharazaad
 Devils Rejects 666
 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
 
 3432
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 15:22:47 -
          [807] - Quote 
 
 Bronson Hughes wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:...banana hammock... I may need more bourbon.... Never not more bourbon....
 unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.'
 Then, you might wanna think about stepping back.
 Never go full Omar.
 
 Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here. | 
      
      
        |  Saeger1737
 Brutor Tribe
 Minmatar Republic
 
 2124
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 16:06:43 -
          [808] - Quote 
 
 Omar Alharazaad wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:...banana hammock... I may need more bourbon.... Never not more bourbon.... unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.' Then, you might wanna think about stepping back. Never go full Omar. BRO that's when you spawn exotic dancers and setup a strip show around that pos pole...bet Ralph would make it rain on you.
 
 MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer! | 
      
      
        |  Bronson Hughes
 The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
 
 3209
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.06.07 16:34:44 -
          [809] - Quote 
 
 Saeger1737 wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:Bronson Hughes wrote:Omar Alharazaad wrote:...banana hammock... I may need more bourbon.... Never not more bourbon.... unless you're driving a marauder during wartime and find yourself looking at an enemy POS... thinking to youself 'I'm totally gonna have sex with that.' Then, you might wanna think about stepping back. Never go full Omar. BRO that's when you spawn exotic dancers and setup a strip show around that pos pole...bet Ralph would make it rain on you. This thread delivers.
 
 Relatively Notorious By Association My Many Misadventures I predicted FAUXs | 
      
      
        |  Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 428
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.07.12 00:40:15 -
          [810] - Quote 
 So I heard we're all slipping into Forum Oblivion at the stroke of some random midnight in the near future... just wanna say... it's been the best ever and I really need the new Forums link... plx plx
 
 Thank me later :D | 
      
      
        |  Moon Moon Burdy
 Dissidence Dawn
 The-Culture
 
 270
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.07.12 03:20:21 -
          [811] - Quote 
 https://meta.eveonline.com/c/general/crime-and-punishment <- the new C&P
 
 Things that went boom Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish! Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated. | 
      
      
        |  FlipMoe Squad
 State War Academy
 Caldari State
 
 0
 
 
       | Posted - 2017.07.12 04:04:36 -
          [812] - Quote 
 I WILL GREET YOU AT THE DOOR. Bring all assets.
 
 These forums smell | 
      
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