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amoros
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Posted - 2005.06.25 13:25:00 -
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Napoleon Dynamite a.k.a. waste of my money!
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.06.25 14:14:00 -
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The house of the dead. ------------------
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Aibee
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Posted - 2005.06.25 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: Ebedar Oh yes, how could I forget the wrongness that is Torque?
One of the end scenes had two biker chicks fighting each other while riding their motorbikes... Literally using the bikes as platforms from which to deliver an array of kicks and punches
Yeah, Torque LOL. It really sucked.. Like you can drive super sports bikes in terrain like they did.
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R'adeh
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Posted - 2005.06.25 17:51:00 -
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Red Planet is by far the worst movie I've ever seen. Killerbugs on Mars, oh comon'!!
Best scene is when the environmental systems fail and the spaceship computer goes: "Environmental systems failing in 7 minutes...I'm sorry!"
I had to watch Kung Pow after that just to get a clear head again...
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.06.26 12:18:00 -
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Edited by: MAXSuicide on 26/06/2005 12:19:39 Red planet did indeed suck.
But i also have to agree with trep that anything star trek sucks too.
Starship troopers 2 was the worst film ive ever seen though, low budget, totally off the storyline, and complete utter ****.
i was also very very dissapointed in aliens vs predator that came out last year. Predator allying with the woman to fight aliens
W T F is that for a ******* story.....
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Dred 'Morte
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Posted - 2005.06.26 18:28:00 -
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lool, you guys dont even watch the movies with attention, no wonder you hate them
about Avp, the predator getting "friend" of the girl, heres why: she did something no predator had done b4 (afaik), killing an Alien with no armor, and no big plasma gun or something, just a simple staff/blade, in other words, the predator allied with her as a demonstration of respect.
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Lygos
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Posted - 2005.06.27 08:45:00 -
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Edited by: Lygos on 27/06/2005 08:45:37
I saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith not long enough ago, and that has been the worst movie I've seen all week.
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Kole
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Posted - 2005.06.29 17:22:00 -
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My top 2 worst movies are 3000 Miles to Graceland and Reindeer Games they were so bad they were funny
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.06.29 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Sochin on 29/06/2005 17:29:53 Anyone who says movies like Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Independence Day, Blair Witch Project, ect suck should be banned from movie theaters.
Same for people who talk **** about Revenge of the Sith but haven't even seen it, or refuse to see it on "principle" or something.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Crise
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Posted - 2005.06.29 20:18:00 -
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Man I can't believe I haven't seen this one yet. I think at least two of you should fall out of your seats laughing when you remember this movie.
The adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai (and the 12th dimension ... or something like that)
I rented it again a few months ago just to see if it was as stupid as I remember. And yes that is bubble rap they put over thier heads to see the aliens from the 12th dimension.
Beat that one, I dare you!
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.06.29 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Sochin Edited by: Sochin on 29/06/2005 17:29:53 Anyone who says movies like Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Independence Day, Blair Witch Project, ect suck should be banned from movie theaters.
Same for people who talk **** about Revenge of the Sith but haven't even seen it, or refuse to see it on "principle" or something.
i liked independance day, one of the few american pwn the world movies that actually appreciate other nations. and the uber explosions and stuff was cool too....lol
SW Ep: 3 was a great movie, at first i wasnt so sure, with the voices they gave the droids etc i was a bit afraid, and how grevious coughed all the time people who didnt know his history might think its some comedy thing...but going on i got more and more into it, there was no bad acting like in the first 2....totally epic and perfect action/slow amounts in the movie.
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.06.29 21:44:00 -
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Worst movies.
D&D the movie- just....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Dragonheart 2- see above,No Sean Connery,no good movie Dracula 2000- Worst Vampire MOVIE EVER!!!!! The Passion of the Christ- Just bored me to death!! The Land Befor Time sequals- THE MOST ANNOYING CARTOONS IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!!!! MAXsuicides last flick- He didn't put me in it!!! Max must Die, Die MAX,DIE!!!!
Undisputed Lord Of The Forums!!! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) Pleas help me Kill the bunny so I can dominate the world |
MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.06.29 22:15:00 -
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jeez if it makes u happy ill put an uber large shout out at the end of the credits...
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Cosmic Dragon
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Posted - 2005.06.29 23:27:00 -
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worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2005.06.29 23:51:00 -
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Quote: ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I want to watch that!
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Gamer4liff
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Posted - 2005.06.30 01:45:00 -
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Originally by: Cosmic Dragon worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
sounds like a perfect mystery science theatre 3000 movie
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Baron Xad
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Posted - 2005.06.30 02:05:00 -
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Originally by: Gamer4liff
Originally by: Cosmic Dragon worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
sounds like a perfect mystery science theatre 3000 movie
Anything on MST3K without the commentary, all tied for worst movie ever. (Well actually 'Manos Hands of Fate' sucked so bad I couldn't bear it even with the witty banter.)
Pants have pockets -> Pockets hold wallets -> Wallets hold money -> Money is the root of all evil -> Ergo, pants are the root of all evil. |
Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2005.06.30 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: MAXSuicide
Originally by: Sochin Edited by: Sochin on 29/06/2005 17:29:53 Anyone who says movies like Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Independence Day, Blair Witch Project, ect suck should be banned from movie theaters.
Same for people who talk **** about Revenge of the Sith but haven't even seen it, or refuse to see it on "principle" or something.
i liked independance day, one of the few american pwn the world movies that actually appreciate other nations. and the uber explosions and stuff was cool too....lol
Exactly what part of independance day is likable? Is that before or after the stereotypical redneck american beats the worlds prominent rocket scientists to discovering a way to take the alien flagships down. Or how about when earth is ultimately saved by a black and jewish american. Missed the symbolism? Heres another one..
The human counterattack occured on the fourth of juli..
Independance Day is laughable and vomit-inducing as is "armageddon, pearl harbour, black hawk down and any movie made by or starring mel gibson" ______________________
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2005.06.30 15:10:00 -
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Ohh! Ohh! Lets infect the Alien mothership with a computer virus... Thank god the aliens use an easily hacked OS. ------------------------- Grand Agitator
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.06.30 16:50:00 -
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ok..but the explosions are cool........
like when the uber spaceship goes over head of that skyscraper an dall the people just watch and it goes BOOOOOOM!
etc...
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Imbrogli0
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Posted - 2005.06.30 16:57:00 -
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Has anyone seen "OpenWater" IMO...none of the movies mentioned here compare to this piece of crap. No kidding, it looks as if Blair witch project happened in th eocean with sharks...it was themost Boring and retarded movie I will ever see...
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mahhy
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Posted - 2005.06.30 17:21:00 -
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Just watched Scorpion King last night. Now I realize why I never saw it before.
Holy bad.
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Gunstar Zero
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Posted - 2005.06.30 17:27:00 -
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Originally by: Finix Jaeger Ohh! Ohh! Lets infect the Alien mothership with a computer virus... Thank god the aliens use an easily hacked OS.
network a Mac with anything & it's stuffed tbh.
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Dirtball
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Posted - 2005.06.30 17:36:00 -
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Edited by: Dirtball on 30/06/2005 18:11:24
Originally by: Recluse Viramor AI was a great movie, just a very deep movie, just because a movie is thought provoking doesn't mean its bad.
My vote goes to starship troopers 2
AI is in no possible way thought provoking. That movie was telling you what to think, props to Spielberg for that but it made a very crappy movie.
In fact, if they would have gotten an actor who was a robot IRL to play the kid in the movie and then I still believed it then it would have been something.
OMG there is this kid who plays a robot who is pretending to be a real kid, how is that even possible, OMFG what a great actor.
So it's like we're meant to believe the robot is a real kid so that we feel for him, the jokes on us the robot is a real kid IRL can you believe that.
So you could say that becuase you felt bad for the kid was because of BAD ACTING, taht's right, the kid did not act like a robot enough since we still felt sorry for him.
It's a lame ass movie anyway you look at it and I'm sure that's why kubrick didn't do it.
One thing it definetly was not was thought provoking. It's like an optical illusion basically but movie style. You will end up thinking a certain way no matter how much you try to ignore or fight it, just like staring at some strange optical illusion, you know they're the same length but no matter how you stare it still looks like they're different lengths.
Edit: I take that back a bit, when the hot prostitute bot walked out of the bar I had some thoughts. --- I agree with everything Howard Dean says. |
Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.06.30 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: Baron Xad
Originally by: Gamer4liff
Originally by: Cosmic Dragon worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
sounds like a perfect mystery science theatre 3000 movie
Anything on MST3K without the commentary, all tied for worst movie ever. (Well actually 'Manos Hands of Fate' sucked so bad I couldn't bear it even with the witty banter.)
Its "Manos AND the Hands of Fate" NOOOB!!!!
And yes its be listed by SAG as the worst MOVIE EVER!!!!!
Undisputed Lord Of The Forums!!! (\_/) (O.o) (> <) Pleas help me Kill the bunny so I can dominate the world |
Arcticblue2
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Posted - 2005.07.01 08:49:00 -
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Well would have to agree with Starship troopers II, man that was such a letdown ... okey I admit I liked the first one !!! and I am looking forward to the game but damn that second movie was bad!!! really really bad!!!!!
Matrix is not bad but me and a friend managed to sleep through it all!!!!! to our defence... we where both drunk and I had spent half the day travling!!!!
---------------------------------------------- "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I felt as a child, I thought as a child: now that I am become a man, I have put away childish things." 1 cor. 13:11 |
Velios
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Posted - 2005.07.01 10:28:00 -
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National Treasure. |
Dray
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Posted - 2005.07.01 11:15:00 -
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Titanic.. i can think of nothing more painfull than the thought of having to watch this drivel again, even my wife apologised for making me go and see it with her, and it won 11 oscars if iirc
I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious" |
Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.07.01 11:25:00 -
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Quote: It's a lame ass movie anyway you look at it and I'm sure that's why kubrick didn't do it.
He died halfway through making it. =/ ---
So, what was that you fed me? Battery acid, mostly. That must be why I feel charged up! Ho ho! Actually, you'll just die. ...oh. |
Kerixi
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Posted - 2005.07.01 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Pieg
Independance Day is laughable and vomit-inducing as is "armageddon, pearl harbour, black hawk down and any movie made by or starring mel gibson"
I have to agree (apologises to her hubby cos he loves this film) Black Hawk Down bored me to tears. it's not a war film it's a documentary gone on too long.
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