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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.07.01 13:10:00 -
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The kid with the Golden Arm.
It was so abysmally bad that it was fun to watch.
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Dracorimus
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Posted - 2005.07.04 12:39:00 -
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Highlander II has to be the worst EVER...
I mean the original story was great, but this coming from another planet nonsense totally made me roll with laughter and those hoverboards...ROFL
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Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2005.07.04 13:23:00 -
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have any of you seen future wars? It seems the director decided to spend the majority of his budget on carboard boxes wich make out about 90% of the settings.
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Posted - 2005.07.04 13:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Kerixi
Originally by: Admiral Pieg
Independance Day is laughable and vomit-inducing as is "armageddon, pearl harbour, black hawk down and any movie made by or starring mel gibson"
I have to agree (apologises to her hubby cos he loves this film) Black Hawk Down bored me to tears. it's not a war film it's a documentary gone on too long.
BHD cant even be classed as a documentary, as it is another patriotic american movie which doesnt exactly show all of the mistakes the americans made doing the bloody operation....
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Posted - 2005.07.04 15:57:00 -
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Screamers was cool :(
"Can I come with you?"
AI wouldn't've been so bad if it'd've stopped when the ferris wheel collapsed. It's a bit like changing Gladiator so instead of dying he goes on to be a Used Chariot Salesman for an hour.
The worst film ever is Gregory's Girl.
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Posted - 2005.07.04 16:46:00 -
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Worst movies for me?
The Big Blue - So very very boring... we watched the directors cut as well... 50 minutes extra...
Crash - Possibly made worse but the guy in the brown trenchcoat (in the cinema) that kept disapearing for 5 minute after the more explicit scenes
The Blair Witch Project - I know some people liked this a lot... but meh... so dull...
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sion drifter
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Posted - 2005.07.06 22:46:00 -
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HARDWARE
absolute crap. do not see it.
which, im sure you wont.. cause its an 80s sci-fi B movie.. but hey.. if you see it on the rack, you've been warned.
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LoHill
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Posted - 2005.07.07 04:29:00 -
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I hated The Matrix..hands down. If I wanted to see a MTV video I would watch MTV. I loved how all these college age dope smokers said that it brought up "deep issues about reality" and "changed cinema forever". (Yes, those are quotes from some actual movie reviews.) It was, simply, a bad sci-fi flick made by two sub-par comic guys who grabbed some mega-financing. I'll admit they looked good, but who cares? I can't believe it when peopletell me that those movies are their favorites. I remember as a kid wondering about the nature of reality...we all did it. ME and my brothers would joke that everyone else was fake and that we were the only real people in the world. My brother (the wierdo) used to say he thought sometimes that when he turned around everything he couldn't see simply disappeared. I was 11 at the time, my brothers 12 and 14. It was in the 80's. If we had several million to make a movie it might be as crappy or tons better than The Matrix, but exactly original.
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TheJay
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Posted - 2005.07.07 08:05:00 -
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Originally by: amoros
Napoleon Dynamite a.k.a. waste of my money! 
You need to be whipped until you like the movie!
One of the best movies I've seen all year, you've got to have such a dry sense of humour to get it though 
"I made like infinity of those already at scout camp" 
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Goldar
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Posted - 2005.07.07 11:28:00 -
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Troy - Absolute rubbish
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TheKiller8
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Posted - 2005.07.07 11:54:00 -
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Signs - Ever had a 'Why don't they just...' or 'Why did they..' moment while watching a movie? Well Signs will give you that experience for a lifetime.
The Village - It begins with '..from the makers of Signs'. Beside the usual 'WHY!?' crap the plottwist is simply obnoxious and lame. The worst part is even that I saw it coming and I sat there going 'oh no.. no it can't be.. oh GOD NO'
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Amaron Ghant
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Posted - 2005.07.07 12:53:00 -
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Living dead of Manchester Morgue
Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes
and the worst one of all....U571
Roids are a Menece I tell you, hunt then down I say, hunt them down!!
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.07.07 13:35:00 -
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Not the worst I've seen, but I recently saw House of the Living Dead, which was pretty dire.
Kept cutting randomly to shots of zombies being killed in the game for no apparent reason.
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Sajuuk Cor
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Posted - 2005.07.07 14:20:00 -
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For me, it's a three-way tie:
1)Alone in the Dark - Uwe Boll is the worst director of all time. He needs to stop making films based on video games..he's single-handedly killing off an already sketchy genre.
2)Manos: The Hands of Fate - the most horribly boring film i've ever seen...and i've seen thousands.
3)Starship Troopers 2 - I requested that the video store burn all copies of this film, to avoid causing irrepairable harm to their customers. 
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Atar
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Posted - 2005.07.08 00:45:00 -
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New Star Wars, ya wanna know why, but becasue there isn't any star in star wars anymore, what happen to all the dog fights in space, and the flying along the death star, now we get one 5 min sequence is space and the rest is light saber wars. Maybe they should rename them to Light Saber Wars, and in that case I'd much rather watch sword fights with real swords. But the worst is the remake of Solaris, OMG pure pain to watch that, and Battlefield earth isn't far behind it.
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Nikko Forte
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Posted - 2005.07.08 00:46:00 -
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Starship Troopers 2
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hylleX
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Posted - 2005.07.08 00:54:00 -
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Johnny English
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Doomsayer
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Posted - 2005.07.08 03:32:00 -
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For those who hate Battlefield Earth and Black Hawk Down...I would encourage you to READ THE BOOKS!! After reading the book no movie can do it justice.
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Kuroro Lucifer
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:29:00 -
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Originally by: hylleX
Johnny English
I can understand that some people don't like Atkinson, or that sort of humor but the worst movie ever? Oh well, you have either only seen really good movies or this thread is just more like a "disliked movies that deserve a mention".
Personally I enjoed JE, as I do Mr. Bean and Blackadder.
I gotta say Starship Troopers 2 truly mopped the floor. It's definitely one of the worst movies I've seen in years.
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Rick Dentill
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:32:00 -
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Gosh the worst movie I ever saw I havee even forgot the name of. I went with some mates to the cinema a couple of years back, but there was not much on at the time and we ended up seeing some teen flick. I got so bored with the totally predictable plot that I walked out.
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:41:00 -
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Black Adder - teh win.
Mr Bean - teh lose.
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Severus Trajan
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:55:00 -
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Edited by: Severus Trajan on 08/07/2005 07:56:02
OMG, very few seem to have seen any TRUE B-movies that are truly bad BAD!
I can only point you in the direction of, for example, Alien from the Deep, an Italian remake (in English) slaughtering of Alien taking place on a tropical island where evil industrialists dump waste to produce a *cough* ...terrifying... monster (of which the budget was sufficent to show a largeish claw only).
Or as the site linked puts it: "When the ALIEN of the title finally appears it turns out to be a hilariously inept botch job consisting of subterranean roots with rubbery looking crab claws attached to the ends. This has to be the worst looking creature since the octopus in Ed Wood's bad film classic BRIDE OF THE MONSTER. This bit of unintentional humor is not enough, though, to make this worth sitting through."
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Maggot
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Posted - 2005.07.08 09:18:00 -
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Vanilla Sky
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Ja'kar
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Posted - 2005.07.08 11:19:00 -
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color purple
hate it-
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Karl Borhman
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Posted - 2005.07.08 20:53:00 -
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You guys are rank amatuers on this post.
Go check out the movie Burial Ground - circa 1983-84 perhaps? An Italian "B" zombie movie with English dubbed in to gain a wider audience.
OMG it was SO bad that the extras makeup was coming off on camera and they left all those parts in the film.
Acting - sucked. Dialogue - sucked. Special effects - sucked. Storyline - sucked. The entire audience sat there and jeered the film, threw popcorn etc. If they hadn't given us our money back I believe the theater would have been torched by someone.
Oh well, at least I got laid that night ...
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Hadean DriveYards
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Posted - 2005.07.09 03:46:00 -
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Ghosts of Mars Save the Humand colonists from Ghost...on Mars!
In a very weakened state I purchased this unknown DVD. Its awful, the sets are rejects from Total Recal or worse, so dire I could only watch once before burying the thing in my window box.
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Ixturell
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Posted - 2005.07.09 17:24:00 -
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The Toxic Avenger
*shudders*
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Dray
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Posted - 2005.07.11 09:00:00 -
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Originally by: Doomsayer
For those who hate Battlefield Earth and Black Hawk Down...I would encourage you to READ THE BOOKS!! After reading the book no movie can do it justice.
Read black hawk down and watched the movied and enjoyed both.
Battlefield earth...
I really dont know what to say here, the book is one of the most god awful pieces of litrature ever concieved, infact I believe one of the more positive reviews of battlefield earth called it "a supurating boil on the buttock of litrature", the film, even if it was 100% faithfull would still have been sh1te. There are more great sci-fi reads out there then you can imagine, stay away from battlefield earth and edit your post before more read it and mock you mercilessly.
I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious" |
Galaxion
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Posted - 2005.07.11 13:01:00 -
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I cant BELIEVE no-one has mentioned Ring2 in the last few pages... only movie I ever walked out of
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Solomon Cayne
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Posted - 2005.07.11 13:07:00 -
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Man, I can't believe some one dissed Hardware in this thread. Come on! A post-apocalyptic sci-fi noir with a self-constructing mad-killer poison-fanged military robot going berserk in a hot chick's appartment. It even has Lemmy and Iggy Pop in it!
If you want some bad movies, try some norvegian sosio-realistic dramas from the '70s, early 80s. Your brain will cut off all respiratory and cardial functions after about 30 mins, to spare itself of the absolute terror. |
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