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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2005.06.21 13:48:00 -
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Whats the worst film you have ever seen in your life?
Can be from any year, one so cheesy or regretable that you actually found the popcorn more entertaining?
After 12 years I think i'm finally ready to admit I saw this:
- Street Fighter 2: The Movie
Any old-skool street fighter arcade or video game player will agree with me, this was poor, very poor. Pretty much an abomination. 
Cheese Rating: 10/10
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mahhy
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Posted - 2005.06.21 13:54:00 -
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Starship Troopers 2.
There is simply no argument possible  Please watch it. You'll want to gouge your own eyes out, puncture your eardrums, and then torture yourself to death for watching it.
If I ever run across a movie worse than that one, I'll die of shock.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2005.06.21 13:56:00 -
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Any of the Highlander films apart from the first one.
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mahhy
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:02:00 -
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 Originally by: Rodj Blake
Any of the Highlander films apart from the first one.
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:17:00 -
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Mortal Kombat: Annhilation.
Being stoned won't even make this good.
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:23:00 -
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Rapa Nui is up there, but teh worst I have ever seen was Batman & Robin, there is absolutely nothing I can say I liked about this film. I'm not sure how, but they even made Uma Thurman unatractive.
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Ninketsu
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn
Mortal Kombat: Annhilation.
Being stoned won't even make this good.
Bet you havent seen MK 3 and 4, they stink, first Mk is cool thou .
My vote goes to Screamers
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Star Commander
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:41:00 -
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Battlefield Earth wos a real stinker, with acting so bad it made me cringe to set eyes on the screen
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:44:00 -
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Alien versus Predator. Horrible, horrible, horrible.
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.06.21 14:55:00 -
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Hmmm... worst movie ever eh? This is a toughie... Im gonna have to go with Rollerball
Definitly for teh l0se
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:02:00 -
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Insomnia, funnily enough me and 3 others fell to sleep watching it in the cinema, dreadful film.
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: MadGaz
Insomnia, funnily enough me and 3 others fell to sleep watching it in the cinema, dreadful film.
Hahaha, maybe it was a big joke by the filmmakers. A film called Insomnia that apparently would cure ppl's Insomnia by putting them to sleep. Priceless!
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2ippy
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:11:00 -
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fortress 1 and 2
U feel v sleepy..I am ur master..u will buy me a t2 item..
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Psymon R
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:16:00 -
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Some truly dire films already mentioned, here's another to add to the mix!
Super Mario Bros.
Admittedly age 13 I kinda enjoyed it  ... but just look back on it now and think noooooo!
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:17:00 -
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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
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Garnerius De'Nugent
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:30:00 -
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Dude Where's My Car 
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Dust Puppy
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Posted - 2005.06.21 15:37:00 -
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I'm tempted to say Zardoz although I must agree with this sentence in the user comments
Originally by: Jonathan-May
This movie is truly awful, but at the same time it's got to be one of the BEST SCI-FI MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN!
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Gungankllr
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Posted - 2005.06.21 16:32:00 -
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Edited by: Gungankllr on 21/06/2005 16:34:14
Edited by: Gungankllr on 21/06/2005 16:32:52
I spent 6 years in the Marine Corps. 8 of us all got loaded and went to go see the below movie.
We all decided to leave during the pool scene, and go to the bars.
Worst movie I have ever seen, hands down.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436
Showgirls
They wouldn't give us our money back.
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Plim
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Posted - 2005.06.21 17:39:00 -
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Waking Ned Devine - apparantly some people found it funny?
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2005.06.21 17:42:00 -
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Hard to decide on a worst movie, I've seen alot of really crappy ones.
Cobra had me and a friend laughing for an entire evening, many of the eighties "one man army" movies are really bad.
Commando is also one of the worst. But I still love to watch it, Arnold was one of my heroes when I was growing up.
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Etumretniw
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Posted - 2005.06.21 17:46:00 -
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I would have to say Battle royale.
It was a pretty cool idea, but the movie was just ridiculous.
Especially the end. Thats what finally made me completely make up my mind: This was the worst movie ever.
2 hours of my life I'm never getting back... :)
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Galk
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Posted - 2005.06.21 19:12:00 -
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Edited by: Galk on 21/06/2005 19:14:02
Dirty Dancing.
I ain't saying anymore
Uhh horible thought.. i remember escape from la.
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Sadist
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Posted - 2005.06.21 20:03:00 -
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Gosford Park, a supposedly masterful mystery in the late 19th century in England.
In reality - a 2 hour nap.
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Posted - 2005.06.21 20:11:00 -
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Butterfly Effect
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Posted - 2005.06.21 21:56:00 -
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Do you actually have to have watched a film in it's entirety for it to count? Well if the above poster got away with falling asleep in "Insomnia" (how ironic is that?) I can get away with it with "The Avengers". The only film I've ever actually fallen asleep while watching, in the cinema no less. Roused briefly at a scene where I just remember giant, colourful teddy bears running around and fell asleep again till a mate woke me for the credits. Quite surreal, but what I remember of it...was pretty shocking.
Gan Ning, did you forget to mention Kylie's role in your entry?
And whomever put "Commando" forward as an entry, what are you thinking? 
Oh and I did watch "Starship Troopers II"...the poster is right, it's just...there aren't words.
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2005.06.21 22:02:00 -
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I put Cobra as an entry, just added Commando as a typical bad one-man-army movie..
Still love it even if it isnt the best movie 
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Fuglife
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Posted - 2005.06.21 22:33:00 -
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scarface... it sucked ass, and whats it called star wars?? revenge of the sith? what was all that about. Star trek rip off.
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Rodney Munch
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Posted - 2005.06.21 22:35:00 -
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Edited by: Rodney Munch on 21/06/2005 22:35:46
Originally by: Fuglife
scarface... it sucked ass, and whats it called star wars?? revenge of the sith? what was all that about. Star trek rip off.
How in anyway was Revenge of the Sith a star trek ripoff? Apart from maybe the fact theyre both in space..
Scarface is a top notch classic.
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Fuglife
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Posted - 2005.06.21 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Rodney Munch
Edited by: Rodney Munch on 21/06/2005 22:35:46
Originally by: Fuglife
scarface... it sucked ass, and whats it called star wars?? revenge of the sith? what was all that about. Star trek rip off.
How in anyway was Revenge of the Sith a star trek ripoff? Apart from maybe the fact theyre both in space..
Scarface is a top notch classic.
nah scarface is a rip off of pulp fiction
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Galk
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Posted - 2005.06.21 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: Galk on 21/06/2005 22:58:45
Revenge of the Sith...
Didn't that ripoff... urm return of the jedi... umm new hope...
Arrr common.. the opening fight scene with ani and the count... don't tell me you wasn't thinking, hang on a minute, iv'e seen this before...
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2005.06.21 23:06:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Butterfly Effect
I liked that one 
Theres so many horrible movies i couldnt even begin to list them all.
Pretty much any movie with Steven Seagal or Sylvester Stallone would be on the top of my list tbh.
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.06.21 23:58:00 -
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Both Battlefield Earth and Starship Troopers II sucked beyond comprehension, especially BE. Eye of the Beholder wasn't much better.
I liked both Butterfly Effect and Battle Royale.
Meh, each to their own.
I'm just typing now and looking at the 'characters left' counter below my window change, hehe.
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2005.06.22 00:38:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Butterfly Effect
what he said ^^
so overhyped just to watch that retard fumbling around. the main character was so unsympathethic that you kinda wish he'd screw up majorly.
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H0ot
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Posted - 2005.06.22 00:56:00 -
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There are bad movies and camp movies. Battlefield Earth isn't bad, its just awefully camp. Its a sort of modernized version of Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Truely goddamn aweful movies -
Braveheart
Castaway
Charlie's Angels
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
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Vydek Daamth
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Posted - 2005.06.22 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
Rapa Nui is up there,
Yes thats a bad one. Very bad. So was Baseketball or whatever the hell it was called.
See there are bad movies and there are good bad movies.
The old Godzilla movies are bad but in a good way. Plan 9 From OuterSpace is a good bad movie.
But the all time best one that is so hard to watch but you just have to because how bad it is...
Death Race 3000
When running over pedestrians was cool before computer/console games. And you got points too!!!11
A movie, Sly I'm sure wishs would get burned up in a fire.
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Gamer4liff
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Posted - 2005.06.22 05:48:00 -
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pretty much any "sci-fi original" movie on the sci-fi channel.
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Sirilius
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Posted - 2005.06.22 06:00:00 -
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alien vs predator was such a let down :/
honey and battlefield earth is awful aswell
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mahhy
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Posted - 2005.06.22 06:40:00 -
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Originally by: Etumretniw
I would have to say Battle royale.
It was a pretty cool idea, but the movie was just ridiculous.
Especially the end. Thats what finally made me completely make up my mind: This was the worst movie ever.
2 hours of my life I'm never getting back... :)
I thought the movie was a semi-decent adaptation of the book. Granted I've only read the English translation, so maybe theres a lot I'm missing. The book was much better though, I'll give you that Wish I could read it in its original language...
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Typherin laidai
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Posted - 2005.06.22 07:39:00 -
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Originally by: Psymon R
Some truly dire films already mentioned, here's another to add to the mix!
Super Mario Bros.
Admittedly age 13 I kinda enjoyed it ... but just look back on it now and think noooooo!
OMFG ... no
you have to love it... if only for the reason that princess whatever her name was is quite fit i think... urr mebbe.
Ok well years ago when i watched i thought she was fit anyway
Originally by: Eris Discordia
*gives Typherin some loving*
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Gungankllr
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Posted - 2005.06.22 08:05:00 -
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Originally by: Seto Mazzarotto
Let's see...
Wing Commander was bad. Not the worst, but close.
Matrix: Revolutions is high up there, though the squiddies/mech soldier battle keeps it out of the absolute worst category.
Street Fighter: The Movie was crap, but Raul Julia makes any scene he's in.
I'd have to say the worst movie I've ever seen was Super Mario Bros. Total, utter crap. It's the kind of movie the Mystery Science Theater crew could watch and be completely dumbfounded on how to make it look any dumber.
Originally by: Gungankllr
Showgirls
What are you, blind?
No, we just thought her attempt at being a wild sexual beast in the pool was sooooo retarded we decided to just go get drunk tbh
Every time we would see her we would yell "Screech"
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MuffinsRevenger
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Posted - 2005.06.22 09:00:00 -
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Starship Troopers 2, worst movie ever, and i even liked the first one
or maybe Frankenfish
well, it wassent that bad the first 30 min
but after that it felt as if the director just gave up and started to try to kill people randomly to get done with it
err, there are some more of those pretty crappy ones, but starshiptroopers2 takes the prize
i saw another pretty crappy one in school ones, it was about this 80yere old guy who lived in the forest alone and you got to follow him as he got water from the well, made coffe, watching the klock etc
it was horrible
can't remeber the name though
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Layrex
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Posted - 2005.06.22 10:22:00 -
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In the cinema within last few years... Probably Once upon a time in Mexico or Godsend.
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Airios
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Posted - 2005.06.22 10:32:00 -
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lord of the rings 1-3
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Typherin laidai
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Posted - 2005.06.22 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Airios
lord of the rings 1-3
You are a sick and twisted man !!!!
best trilogy of movies to date... ever !
I would say star wars but episode 4 sucked
Originally by: Eris Discordia
*gives Typherin some loving*
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Glassback
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Posted - 2005.06.22 11:07:00 -
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The two Matrix follow ups.
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.06.22 12:10:00 -
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Oh yes, how could I forget the wrongness that is Torque?
One of the end scenes had two biker chicks fighting each other while riding their motorbikes... Literally using the bikes as platforms from which to deliver an array of kicks and punches
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Posted - 2005.06.22 14:31:00 -
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Posted - 2005.06.22 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Theres so many horrible movies i couldnt even begin to list them all.
Pretty much any movie with Steven Seagal or Sylvester Stallone would be on the top of my list tbh.
Great movies by great actors! Can't believe we are in the same corp
We are recruiting!
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Airios
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Posted - 2005.06.22 16:11:00 -
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Edited by: Airios on 22/06/2005 16:12:15
Originally by: Typherin laidai
Originally by: Airios
lord of the rings 1-3
You are a sick and twisted man !!!!
best trilogy of movies to date... ever !
I would say star wars but episode 4 sucked
Wrong! Best triology is the godfather I-III, Hell even the Robocop 1-3 beat lord of the rings by a long shoot 
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2005.06.22 16:31:00 -
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"Altered States" an SF movie from 1979 about sensory deprivation and regression therapy (this was fiction by the way) leading to the main character becoming a swirling mass of cosmic energy and being pulled back to humanity by the power of his wife's love.
Even the description is enough to make most people puke.
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PirateShampoo
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Posted - 2005.06.22 17:42:00 -
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Edited by: PirateShampoo on 22/06/2005 17:42:33
Alien vs pred, so much promise but the money grabbing bastards ruined it on me...
 
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Posted - 2005.06.22 18:37:00 -
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Alienator. Nothing, nothing, nothing in the world carries with it the same putrescent stench emitted by this film through every atom of celluloid.
The villain is played by what can only be a female WWF wrestler with a huge piece of drain pipe welded to one arm, firing bolts of radioactive mucous which alternately set things on fire or disintegrate them outright, and dressed in a get-up that would make you splatter your pants laughing were it not for the fact she can kill you with the radioactive mucous. The good guy is played by Jan-Michael Vincent of Airwolf fame, who displays great aptitude for frantically shouting things in fluent gibberish, bumping into the camera, and generally being the worst actor in the metaverse.
This movie's just bad on a whole new level. It makes Batman & Robin look like Star Wars. |
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Posted - 2005.06.22 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Airios
Edited by: Airios on 22/06/2005 16:12:15
Originally by: Typherin laidai
Originally by: Airios
lord of the rings 1-3
You are a sick and twisted man !!!!
best trilogy of movies to date... ever !
I would say star wars but episode 4 sucked
Wrong! Best triology is the godfather I-III, Hell even the Robocop 1-3 beat lord of the rings by a long shoot
I'd have to agree, although it's certainly not THE worst. But then, I never liked the books much either...
Independance Day, Pearl Harbor, Armegeddon, that sort of crap, REALLY makes me cringe. Ugh, now you just made me think about them! *shudders*
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Posted - 2005.06.22 20:33:00 -
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Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 22/06/2005 20:37:06
I enjoyed Rapa Nui as did I several of the listed movies above.
I knew what was coming and didn't even waste my time with Coyote Ugly and Charlies Angels.
But what about Mission Impossible II? I felt violated leaving the cinema.
Originally by: Fuglife
nah scarface is a rip off of pulp fiction [/quote
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Thalanor
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Posted - 2005.06.22 21:31:00 -
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the Italian job remake. as a film, not quite the worst one ever, thanks to the queen's messanger and the bourne identity. but as a remake? the only thing it had in common with the previous version is the name.
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Watanabe
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Posted - 2005.06.22 22:22:00 -
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in no particular order:
- Willow - this is supposedly cult 80's movie but it sucks. The main char midget guy is so damn annoying, not because he is "short people" but cos he sucks.
- Equilibrium - Sheesh.
- That movie about the dragons few years ago - damn that was crap, only cool scene was star wars theatre, so damn logical that ppl born in 70s would play star wars in that situation
- Matrix - ok first movie was kinda cool with kung-fu scenes and stuff, but the story wasnt really avantgarde at all, it was just 2 guys getting stoned and writing overhyped stuff. Second movie... jeez can it get any worse, only good thing in 2nd part is the shots of that Ducati, cool bike. Didn't even bother with 3rd part.
- new star wars - goes without saying. I have yet to see the last movie, but I kinda feel that I can spend 3 hours better doing nothing at all. I guess Ill just wait until proper dvdrip shows up on DC++.
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Posted - 2005.06.22 22:23:00 -
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Edited by: Dred ''Morte on 22/06/2005 22:24:19
u guys have some kind of complex with great movies or what?
Lord of the rings the worst movie?
Star Wars!???
Matrix sequels (hey, they are no way as good as original, but worse films ever!?)
Independence Day!???????? (my favourite movie)
Armageddon (**** man, i dont get it)
Dude, is this some kind of joke? you guys have named some of the best movies of the last 10 years as worse movies in existence... you ppl have problems...
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Ninketsu
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Posted - 2005.06.22 23:45:00 -
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You could say that all Arnold movies is bad, but Arnold is soo cool so I have em all anyway
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2005.06.23 01:06:00 -
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Originally by: Dred 'Morte
u guys have some kind of complex with great movies or what?
I personally have a problem with supposedly great movies that are getting all the hype and like a sucker you buy a ticket, watch it (or try at least) and walk out of the cinema thinking "wtf was that crap? Is it me?"
Hype is generated by the hype-creating-budget-machine so it doesn't really mean it is a good movie, just sucks to discover it on your own.
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Posted - 2005.06.23 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: corporal hicks
Originally by: Fuglife
Originally by: Rodney Munch
Edited by: Rodney Munch on 21/06/2005 22:35:46
Originally by: Fuglife
scarface... it sucked ass, and whats it called star wars?? revenge of the sith? what was all that about. Star trek rip off.
How in anyway was Revenge of the Sith a star trek ripoff? Apart from maybe the fact theyre both in space..
Scarface is a top notch classic
nah scarface is a rip off of pulp fiction
You really know nothing about movies do you?
Scarface 1983
Pulp Fiction 1994
Now if you can explain that I will be impressed!
being intentionally stupid and inflammitory I think.
My vote for worst movie: Gigli
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Seto Mazzarotto
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Posted - 2005.06.23 02:30:00 -
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Now that I think about it:
Tango and Cash.
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Posted - 2005.06.23 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Emeline Cabernet on 23/06/2005 05:05:10
Edited by: Emeline Cabernet on 23/06/2005 05:03:46
edit: someone saw the same abvious fault as i did...
worst ever is without no doubt AI. What load of crap that movie was. And it just got worse the more you watched it.
"say hello to my little friend"
gotta love scarface, its a great gangster movie.
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Recluse Viramor
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Posted - 2005.06.23 06:08:00 -
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AI was a great movie, just a very deep movie, just because a movie is thought provoking doesn't mean its bad.
My vote goes to starship troopers 2
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Hells Bliss
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Posted - 2005.06.23 07:13:00 -
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Edited by: Hells Bliss on 23/06/2005 07:14:16
okay, so bad movies...here's a couple
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Rollerball (2002)
The Grudge (2004)
And the worst movie i've seen to date has to go to, of course
FearDotCom (2002)
forgot to mention, that starwars 3:revenge of the sith BLEW!!!!!!! only movie i've ever walked out on. i guess it was more of a let down than a bad movie though *shrugs*
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Ten'ketel
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Posted - 2005.06.23 07:24:00 -
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Pick any single movie from the Rocky series, every other one sucks.
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.06.23 09:53:00 -
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Did someone say Equilibrium is bad? I am going to assume it was some horrible typo.
And yes, now that I'm reminded, Armageddon is the worst film ever made.
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Posted - 2005.06.23 10:07:00 -
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randomly plased
vanilla sky, star wars ep 1-2 (havent seen ep 3 yet)
but star wars ep 4-6 was great
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Riddari
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Posted - 2005.06.23 11:19:00 -
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The Avengers was truly horrible
Fair Game made me squirm, how I hate Cindy Crawford
Jimmy Hollywood, decent cast but everything absolutely awful
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Posted - 2005.06.23 11:39:00 -
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Existenz
utter utter gibberish
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2005.06.23 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Garnerius De'Nugent
Dude Where's My Car
OMG! You need to get podded IMMEDIATELY (or stoned, take your pick )
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2005.06.23 11:55:00 -
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Oh, having seen craploads of films during my studies in Aberdeen, I happen to see 99% of the stated films in here.
Yes, most of the stated ones are bad, but they are only in the "it sucks" category compared to the ultimate crap of all time:
One day I found a CD named Long time dead that had some skulls drawn on it. I saw "wtf, this must be interesting".
...It was NOT
Also, 28 days was amusingly stupid, in such extent, that is the ONLY movie that I have stopped watching because we all got ****ed at how bad the movie was But still, not as bad as "long time dead".
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.06.23 13:48:00 -
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Quote:
Independence Day!???????? (my favourite movie)
YARR! *lunges with a scalpel in hand*
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Posted - 2005.06.23 15:43:00 -
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Easy. No doubt in my mind at all, that Catwoman is the worst movie I have ever seen. Crap story, crap 'action' and crap, crap crappy acting!
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Posted - 2005.06.23 16:37:00 -
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worst movies - pie, AvP & anything you like.
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Posted - 2005.06.23 18:38:00 -
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I don't remember the worst one's but vey high on the list is
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2005.06.23 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Any of the Highlander films apart from the first one.
hehe my dad was in that film, he was one of the fighters at the start, hes on camera for about 2 sec lol.
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2005.06.23 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Etumretniw
I would have to say Battle royale.
It was a pretty cool idea, but the movie was just ridiculous.
Especially the end. Thats what finally made me completely make up my mind: This was the worst movie ever.
2 hours of my life I'm never getting back... :)
I ahve to agree LOL
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Posted - 2005.06.23 22:25:00 -
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pffft bad movies? you can't have watched that many :)
I reckon these 2 are amongst the worst;
Hell comes to Frogtown
Spacehunter 3D
Btw, I incurred a ú30 fine on Frogtown cos I lost the tape, guy in the video store still maintains we hold the record for a 50p for 3 nights movie...
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Posted - 2005.06.23 23:56:00 -
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Crossworlds.
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Posted - 2005.06.24 00:27:00 -
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Star Trek
Anything Star Trek sucks.
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Posted - 2005.06.24 00:59:00 -
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Hoooooo.. I liked Wing Commander, but mostly for the special effects and the background story.. its a shame the actors sucked balls. 
Starship Troopers 2 was absolute crap. Only movie to date that had aliens, killing, blonde chicks, big guns and gore that I've not been able to watch fifteen minutes of.
And then theres the absolute king of ****ty sci-fi movies:
BATTLEFIELD EARTH
That one is so bad, that it reaches the point of absolute comedy if you keep watching it over and over. My friends and I have this running joke about another friend who spent the entire time at the movies playing Snake on his cell phone, and sleeping in his seat instead of watching the movie.
Now we threaten him with Battlefield Earth whenever he steps out of line.
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Posted - 2005.06.24 01:27:00 -
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not to derail or anything but is it just me or are movies sucking more and more these days?
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Posted - 2005.06.24 07:06:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Calvert
Butterfly Effect
Damn, that movie I actually liked. It even get's a 7.7 on IMDB.com
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Posted - 2005.06.24 11:44:00 -
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That bloody god-awful remake of Get Carter. WTF were they thinking to remake it in the first place, let alone change the setting from England to the US?
Sylvester Stallone needs shooting for that one. Straight to TV in the UK FTW
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Posted - 2005.06.24 11:50:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Hackett
That bloody god-awful remake of Get Carter. WTF were they thinking to remake it in the first place, let alone change the setting from England to the US?
Sylvester Stallone needs shooting for that one. Straight to TV in the UK FTW
I can see the beginning of a trend here...
Hollywood remakes an old Michael Caine film (Get Carter), relocating it to the US and ruining it in the process.
Hollywood remakes an old Michael Caine film (The Italian Job), relocating it to the US and ruining it in the process.
I shudder to think what would happen if the ever decide to remake Zulu...
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Posted - 2005.06.24 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
I shudder to think what would happen if the ever decide to remake Zulu...
Prolly not the same movie, but they'd set it in the roaring 90's, in 'tha hood', cast Samuel L. Jackson as Shaka.
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Posted - 2005.06.24 12:39:00 -
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Unbreakable... that has to be the worst thing EVER.
With such a good cast the movie should have been great!
I didn't think it was possible but it both sucks and blows.... :)
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Posted - 2005.06.24 13:26:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Trepkos
Star Trek
Anything Star Trek sucks.
While I'd normally agree with this, Wrath of Khan owned, plus a lot of the other early films (that one about the whale and time travel heavily excluded).
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Posted - 2005.06.24 18:31:00 -
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There are some nuts suggestions here which I aint gonna comment. I havent heard anything about the movie
open Water which sucked soo bad. 2 ppl in the water for 1 hour and 30 min. Period.
Thats the first movie that literally got me ****ed because it was soo bad.
Not worth a penny to watch.
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Posted - 2005.06.24 23:45:00 -
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Independence Day - lightyears away from any logic.
The Grinch - i could stand it for about 5 minutes then drove back to video store to give it back.
Any Jean Claude van Damme, Steven Seagal or Dolph Lundgren movies - terrible waste of celluloid.
SW Episode 1 - I'd love to pod Jarjar 1000+ times a day.
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amoros
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Posted - 2005.06.25 13:25:00 -
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Napoleon Dynamite a.k.a. waste of my money!
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Posted - 2005.06.25 14:14:00 -
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The house of the dead.
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Posted - 2005.06.25 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: Ebedar
Oh yes, how could I forget the wrongness that is Torque?
One of the end scenes had two biker chicks fighting each other while riding their motorbikes... Literally using the bikes as platforms from which to deliver an array of kicks and punches
Yeah, Torque LOL. It really sucked.. Like you can drive super sports bikes in terrain like they did.
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Posted - 2005.06.25 17:51:00 -
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Red Planet is by far the worst movie I've ever seen. Killerbugs on Mars, oh comon'!!
Best scene is when the environmental systems fail and the spaceship computer goes: "Environmental systems failing in 7 minutes...I'm sorry!"
I had to watch Kung Pow after that just to get a clear head again...
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Posted - 2005.06.26 12:18:00 -
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Edited by: MAXSuicide on 26/06/2005 12:19:39
Red planet did indeed suck.
But i also have to agree with trep that anything star trek sucks too.
Starship troopers 2 was the worst film ive ever seen though, low budget, totally off the storyline, and complete utter ****.
i was also very very dissapointed in aliens vs predator that came out last year. Predator allying with the woman to fight aliens
W T F is that for a ******* story.....
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Posted - 2005.06.26 18:28:00 -
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lool, you guys dont even watch the movies with attention, no wonder you hate them
about Avp, the predator getting "friend" of the girl, heres why: she did something no predator had done b4 (afaik), killing an Alien with no armor, and no big plasma gun or something, just a simple staff/blade, in other words, the predator allied with her as a demonstration of respect.
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Posted - 2005.06.27 08:45:00 -
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Edited by: Lygos on 27/06/2005 08:45:37
I saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith not long enough ago, and that has been the worst movie I've seen all week.
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Kole
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Posted - 2005.06.29 17:22:00 -
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My top 2 worst movies are 3000 Miles to Graceland and Reindeer Games they were so bad they were funny
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.06.29 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Sochin on 29/06/2005 17:29:53
Anyone who says movies like Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Independence Day, Blair Witch Project, ect suck should be banned from movie theaters.
Same for people who talk **** about Revenge of the Sith but haven't even seen it, or refuse to see it on "principle" or something.
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Posted - 2005.06.29 20:18:00 -
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Man I can't believe I haven't seen this one yet. I think at least two of you should fall out of your seats laughing when you remember this movie.
The adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai (and the 12th dimension ... or something like that)
I rented it again a few months ago just to see if it was as stupid as I remember. And yes that is bubble rap they put over thier heads to see the aliens from the 12th dimension.
Beat that one, I dare you!
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Posted - 2005.06.29 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Sochin
Edited by: Sochin on 29/06/2005 17:29:53
Anyone who says movies like Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Independence Day, Blair Witch Project, ect suck should be banned from movie theaters.
Same for people who talk **** about Revenge of the Sith but haven't even seen it, or refuse to see it on "principle" or something.
i liked independance day, one of the few american pwn the world movies that actually appreciate other nations. and the uber explosions and stuff was cool too....lol
SW Ep: 3 was a great movie, at first i wasnt so sure, with the voices they gave the droids etc i was a bit afraid, and how grevious coughed all the time people who didnt know his history might think its some comedy thing...but going on i got more and more into it, there was no bad acting like in the first 2....totally epic and perfect action/slow amounts in the movie.
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Posted - 2005.06.29 21:44:00 -
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Worst movies.
D&D the movie- just....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dragonheart 2- see above,No Sean Connery,no good movie
Dracula 2000- Worst Vampire MOVIE EVER!!!!!
The Passion of the Christ- Just bored me to death!!
The Land Befor Time sequals- THE MOST ANNOYING CARTOONS IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!!!!
MAXsuicides last flick- He didn't put me in it!!! Max must Die, Die MAX,DIE!!!!
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Posted - 2005.06.29 22:15:00 -
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jeez if it makes u happy ill put an uber large shout out at the end of the credits...
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Posted - 2005.06.29 23:27:00 -
[104]
worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
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Posted - 2005.06.29 23:51:00 -
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Quote:
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I want to watch that!
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Posted - 2005.06.30 01:45:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Cosmic Dragon
worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
sounds like a perfect mystery science theatre 3000 movie
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Posted - 2005.06.30 02:05:00 -
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Originally by: Gamer4liff
Originally by: Cosmic Dragon
worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
sounds like a perfect mystery science theatre 3000 movie
Anything on MST3K without the commentary, all tied for worst movie ever. (Well actually 'Manos Hands of Fate' sucked so bad I couldn't bear it even with the witty banter.)
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Posted - 2005.06.30 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: MAXSuicide
Originally by: Sochin
Edited by: Sochin on 29/06/2005 17:29:53
Anyone who says movies like Braveheart, 28 Days Later, Independence Day, Blair Witch Project, ect suck should be banned from movie theaters.
Same for people who talk **** about Revenge of the Sith but haven't even seen it, or refuse to see it on "principle" or something.
i liked independance day, one of the few american pwn the world movies that actually appreciate other nations. and the uber explosions and stuff was cool too....lol
Exactly what part of independance day is likable? Is that before or after the stereotypical redneck american beats the worlds prominent rocket scientists to discovering a way to take the alien flagships down. Or how about when earth is ultimately saved by a black and jewish american. Missed the symbolism? Heres another one..
The human counterattack occured on the fourth of juli..
Independance Day is laughable and vomit-inducing as is "armageddon, pearl harbour, black hawk down and any movie made by or starring mel gibson"
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Posted - 2005.06.30 15:10:00 -
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Ohh! Ohh! Lets infect the Alien mothership with a computer virus... Thank god the aliens use an easily hacked OS.
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Posted - 2005.06.30 16:50:00 -
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ok..but the explosions are cool........
like when the uber spaceship goes over head of that skyscraper an dall the people just watch and it goes BOOOOOOM!
etc...
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Posted - 2005.06.30 16:57:00 -
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Has anyone seen "OpenWater"
IMO...none of the movies mentioned here compare to this piece of crap. No kidding, it looks as if Blair witch project happened in th eocean with sharks...it was themost Boring and retarded movie I will ever see...
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Posted - 2005.06.30 17:21:00 -
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Just watched Scorpion King last night. Now I realize why I never saw it before.
Holy bad.
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Posted - 2005.06.30 17:27:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Finix Jaeger
Ohh! Ohh! Lets infect the Alien mothership with a computer virus... Thank god the aliens use an easily hacked OS.
network a Mac with anything & it's stuffed tbh.
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Posted - 2005.06.30 17:36:00 -
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Edited by: Dirtball on 30/06/2005 18:11:24
Originally by: Recluse Viramor
AI was a great movie, just a very deep movie, just because a movie is thought provoking doesn't mean its bad.
My vote goes to starship troopers 2
AI is in no possible way thought provoking. That movie was telling you what to think, props to Spielberg for that but it made a very crappy movie.
In fact, if they would have gotten an actor who was a robot IRL to play the kid in the movie and then I still believed it then it would have been something.
OMG there is this kid who plays a robot who is pretending to be a real kid, how is that even possible, OMFG what a great actor.
So it's like we're meant to believe the robot is a real kid so that we feel for him, the jokes on us the robot is a real kid IRL can you believe that.
So you could say that becuase you felt bad for the kid was because of BAD ACTING, taht's right, the kid did not act like a robot enough since we still felt sorry for him.
It's a lame ass movie anyway you look at it and I'm sure that's why kubrick didn't do it.
One thing it definetly was not was thought provoking. It's like an optical illusion basically but movie style. You will end up thinking a certain way no matter how much you try to ignore or fight it, just like staring at some strange optical illusion, you know they're the same length but no matter how you stare it still looks like they're different lengths.
Edit: I take that back a bit, when the hot prostitute bot walked out of the bar I had some thoughts.
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Posted - 2005.06.30 20:20:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Baron Xad
Originally by: Gamer4liff
Originally by: Cosmic Dragon
worst movie ive seen was called......
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ZOMBIE PIRATE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!
Picture this a guy in a graveyard dressed in a silver boiler suit with a welding mask with 2 balls on the end of long floppy springs on the top of his head is 'eating' a corpse in a graveyard which is blatently obviously a naked shop dummy. Another 'Alien Zombie' chases a girl with a gun [ looks like an electric cordless drill with a silver tube in place of the drill bit].
I watched in stunned disbelife for 3 minnuites before i changed channel
sounds like a perfect mystery science theatre 3000 movie
Anything on MST3K without the commentary, all tied for worst movie ever. (Well actually 'Manos Hands of Fate' sucked so bad I couldn't bear it even with the witty banter.)
Its "Manos AND the Hands of Fate" NOOOB!!!!
And yes its be listed by SAG as the worst MOVIE EVER!!!!!
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Posted - 2005.07.01 08:49:00 -
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Well would have to agree with Starship troopers II, man that was such a letdown ... okey I admit I liked the first one !!! and I am looking forward to the game but damn that second movie was bad!!! really really bad!!!!!
Matrix is not bad but me and a friend managed to sleep through it all!!!!! to our defence... we where both drunk and I had spent half the day travling!!!!
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Posted - 2005.07.01 10:28:00 -
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Posted - 2005.07.01 11:15:00 -
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Titanic..
i can think of nothing more painfull than the thought of having to watch this drivel again, even my wife apologised for making me go and see it with her, and it won 11 oscars if iirc
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Posted - 2005.07.01 11:25:00 -
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Quote:
It's a lame ass movie anyway you look at it and I'm sure that's why kubrick didn't do it.
He died halfway through making it. =/
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Posted - 2005.07.01 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Pieg
Independance Day is laughable and vomit-inducing as is "armageddon, pearl harbour, black hawk down and any movie made by or starring mel gibson"
I have to agree (apologises to her hubby cos he loves this film) Black Hawk Down bored me to tears. it's not a war film it's a documentary gone on too long.
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Posted - 2005.07.01 13:10:00 -
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The kid with the Golden Arm.
It was so abysmally bad that it was fun to watch.
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Posted - 2005.07.04 12:39:00 -
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Highlander II has to be the worst EVER...
I mean the original story was great, but this coming from another planet nonsense totally made me roll with laughter and those hoverboards...ROFL
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Posted - 2005.07.04 13:23:00 -
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have any of you seen future wars? It seems the director decided to spend the majority of his budget on carboard boxes wich make out about 90% of the settings.
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Posted - 2005.07.04 13:26:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Kerixi
Originally by: Admiral Pieg
Independance Day is laughable and vomit-inducing as is "armageddon, pearl harbour, black hawk down and any movie made by or starring mel gibson"
I have to agree (apologises to her hubby cos he loves this film) Black Hawk Down bored me to tears. it's not a war film it's a documentary gone on too long.
BHD cant even be classed as a documentary, as it is another patriotic american movie which doesnt exactly show all of the mistakes the americans made doing the bloody operation....
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Posted - 2005.07.04 15:57:00 -
[125]
Screamers was cool :(
"Can I come with you?"
AI wouldn't've been so bad if it'd've stopped when the ferris wheel collapsed. It's a bit like changing Gladiator so instead of dying he goes on to be a Used Chariot Salesman for an hour.
The worst film ever is Gregory's Girl.
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Posted - 2005.07.04 16:46:00 -
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Worst movies for me?
The Big Blue - So very very boring... we watched the directors cut as well... 50 minutes extra...
Crash - Possibly made worse but the guy in the brown trenchcoat (in the cinema) that kept disapearing for 5 minute after the more explicit scenes
The Blair Witch Project - I know some people liked this a lot... but meh... so dull...
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Posted - 2005.07.06 22:46:00 -
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HARDWARE
absolute crap. do not see it.
which, im sure you wont.. cause its an 80s sci-fi B movie.. but hey.. if you see it on the rack, you've been warned.
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Posted - 2005.07.07 04:29:00 -
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I hated The Matrix..hands down. If I wanted to see a MTV video I would watch MTV. I loved how all these college age dope smokers said that it brought up "deep issues about reality" and "changed cinema forever". (Yes, those are quotes from some actual movie reviews.) It was, simply, a bad sci-fi flick made by two sub-par comic guys who grabbed some mega-financing. I'll admit they looked good, but who cares? I can't believe it when peopletell me that those movies are their favorites. I remember as a kid wondering about the nature of reality...we all did it. ME and my brothers would joke that everyone else was fake and that we were the only real people in the world. My brother (the wierdo) used to say he thought sometimes that when he turned around everything he couldn't see simply disappeared. I was 11 at the time, my brothers 12 and 14. It was in the 80's. If we had several million to make a movie it might be as crappy or tons better than The Matrix, but exactly original.
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Posted - 2005.07.07 08:05:00 -
[129]
Originally by: amoros
Napoleon Dynamite a.k.a. waste of my money!
You need to be whipped until you like the movie!
One of the best movies I've seen all year, you've got to have such a dry sense of humour to get it though
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Posted - 2005.07.07 11:28:00 -
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Troy - Absolute rubbish
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Posted - 2005.07.07 11:54:00 -
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Signs - Ever had a 'Why don't they just...' or 'Why did they..' moment while watching a movie? Well Signs will give you that experience for a lifetime.
The Village - It begins with '..from the makers of Signs'. Beside the usual 'WHY!?' crap the plottwist is simply obnoxious and lame. The worst part is even that I saw it coming and I sat there going 'oh no.. no it can't be.. oh GOD NO'
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Posted - 2005.07.07 12:53:00 -
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Living dead of Manchester Morgue
Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes
and the worst one of all....U571
Roids are a Menece I tell you, hunt then down I say, hunt them down!!
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Posted - 2005.07.07 13:35:00 -
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Not the worst I've seen, but I recently saw House of the Living Dead, which was pretty dire.
Kept cutting randomly to shots of zombies being killed in the game for no apparent reason.
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Posted - 2005.07.07 14:20:00 -
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For me, it's a three-way tie:
1)Alone in the Dark - Uwe Boll is the worst director of all time. He needs to stop making films based on video games..he's single-handedly killing off an already sketchy genre.
2)Manos: The Hands of Fate - the most horribly boring film i've ever seen...and i've seen thousands.
3)Starship Troopers 2 - I requested that the video store burn all copies of this film, to avoid causing irrepairable harm to their customers.
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Posted - 2005.07.08 00:45:00 -
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New Star Wars, ya wanna know why, but becasue there isn't any star in star wars anymore, what happen to all the dog fights in space, and the flying along the death star, now we get one 5 min sequence is space and the rest is light saber wars. Maybe they should rename them to Light Saber Wars, and in that case I'd much rather watch sword fights with real swords. But the worst is the remake of Solaris, OMG pure pain to watch that, and Battlefield earth isn't far behind it.
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Nikko Forte
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Posted - 2005.07.08 00:46:00 -
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Starship Troopers 2
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hylleX
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Posted - 2005.07.08 00:54:00 -
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Johnny English
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Doomsayer
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Posted - 2005.07.08 03:32:00 -
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For those who hate Battlefield Earth and Black Hawk Down...I would encourage you to READ THE BOOKS!! After reading the book no movie can do it justice.
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Kuroro Lucifer
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:29:00 -
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Originally by: hylleX
Johnny English
I can understand that some people don't like Atkinson, or that sort of humor but the worst movie ever? Oh well, you have either only seen really good movies or this thread is just more like a "disliked movies that deserve a mention".
Personally I enjoed JE, as I do Mr. Bean and Blackadder.
I gotta say Starship Troopers 2 truly mopped the floor. It's definitely one of the worst movies I've seen in years.
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Rick Dentill
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:32:00 -
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Gosh the worst movie I ever saw I havee even forgot the name of. I went with some mates to the cinema a couple of years back, but there was not much on at the time and we ended up seeing some teen flick. I got so bored with the totally predictable plot that I walked out.
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:41:00 -
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Black Adder - teh win.
Mr Bean - teh lose.
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Posted - 2005.07.08 07:55:00 -
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Edited by: Severus Trajan on 08/07/2005 07:56:02
OMG, very few seem to have seen any TRUE B-movies that are truly bad BAD!
I can only point you in the direction of, for example, Alien from the Deep, an Italian remake (in English) slaughtering of Alien taking place on a tropical island where evil industrialists dump waste to produce a *cough* ...terrifying... monster (of which the budget was sufficent to show a largeish claw only).
Or as the site linked puts it: "When the ALIEN of the title finally appears it turns out to be a hilariously inept botch job consisting of subterranean roots with rubbery looking crab claws attached to the ends. This has to be the worst looking creature since the octopus in Ed Wood's bad film classic BRIDE OF THE MONSTER. This bit of unintentional humor is not enough, though, to make this worth sitting through."
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Maggot
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Posted - 2005.07.08 09:18:00 -
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Vanilla Sky
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Ja'kar
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Posted - 2005.07.08 11:19:00 -
[144]
color purple
hate it-
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Karl Borhman
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Posted - 2005.07.08 20:53:00 -
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You guys are rank amatuers on this post.
Go check out the movie Burial Ground - circa 1983-84 perhaps? An Italian "B" zombie movie with English dubbed in to gain a wider audience.
OMG it was SO bad that the extras makeup was coming off on camera and they left all those parts in the film.
Acting - sucked. Dialogue - sucked. Special effects - sucked. Storyline - sucked. The entire audience sat there and jeered the film, threw popcorn etc. If they hadn't given us our money back I believe the theater would have been torched by someone.
Oh well, at least I got laid that night ...
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Hadean DriveYards
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Posted - 2005.07.09 03:46:00 -
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Ghosts of Mars Save the Humand colonists from Ghost...on Mars!
In a very weakened state I purchased this unknown DVD. Its awful, the sets are rejects from Total Recal or worse, so dire I could only watch once before burying the thing in my window box.
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Ixturell
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Posted - 2005.07.09 17:24:00 -
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The Toxic Avenger
*shudders*
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Dray
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Posted - 2005.07.11 09:00:00 -
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Originally by: Doomsayer
For those who hate Battlefield Earth and Black Hawk Down...I would encourage you to READ THE BOOKS!! After reading the book no movie can do it justice.
Read black hawk down and watched the movied and enjoyed both.
Battlefield earth...
I really dont know what to say here, the book is one of the most god awful pieces of litrature ever concieved, infact I believe one of the more positive reviews of battlefield earth called it "a supurating boil on the buttock of litrature", the film, even if it was 100% faithfull would still have been sh1te. There are more great sci-fi reads out there then you can imagine, stay away from battlefield earth and edit your post before more read it and mock you mercilessly.
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2005.07.11 13:01:00 -
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I cant BELIEVE no-one has mentioned Ring2 in the last few pages... only movie I ever walked out of
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Solomon Cayne
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Posted - 2005.07.11 13:07:00 -
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Man, I can't believe some one dissed Hardware in this thread. Come on! A post-apocalyptic sci-fi noir with a self-constructing mad-killer poison-fanged military robot going berserk in a hot chick's appartment. It even has Lemmy and Iggy Pop in it!
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.07.11 14:15:00 -
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I'm thinking solaris or something of that sorts : didn't understand a thing in the entire movie.
But common people : lord of the rings,independance day,troy,...
Either you have a weird taste or you think to much/to less about certain things. Black and jewish guy saving the world on 4th juli : who the heck cares who does it (this is just racist :/) and 4th of juli , hellow, why would the movie be called independance day?
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Tacnafarias
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Posted - 2005.07.11 14:18:00 -
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House of Dead anyone?
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Akaviri
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Posted - 2005.07.11 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Hadean DriveYards
Ghosts of Mars Save the Humand colonists from Ghost...on Mars!
In a very weakened state I purchased this unknown DVD. Its awful, the sets are rejects from Total Recal or worse, so dire I could only watch once before burying the thing in my window box.
Gib
Yep, that movie is awful. But I wouldn't put it up as the worst movie I've seen or even the worst Sci-Fi movie I've seen. Supernova and Event Horizon are slightly worse in my opinion.
I usually steer clear of bad movies, so I'm fortunate enough to not have seen Gigli, Manos the hand of Fate, Starship Troopers 2, etc.
The worst movie I've seen I can't remember the name of. It was some romantic "comedy" involving a pudgy middle aged man trying to hook up with a rather unattractive middle aged woman. It was supposed to be funny, but I felt sorry for them both and disgusted at the same time. There was one sex scene and thank goodness they were both covered up. And that movie just dragged on and on.
The worst movie I've seen that I can remember the name of is Your Friends & Neighbors. It wasn't nearly as bad, but it was still an awful movie. I ended up hating most of the characters and hoping that at the end something bad would happen to all of them.
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Posted - 2005.07.12 01:20:00 -
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Manos: the hands of fate.
A worse movie does not exist.
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hylleX
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Posted - 2005.07.12 02:28:00 -
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Edited by: hylleX on 12/07/2005 02:29:04
Originally by: Kuroro Lucifer
Originally by: hylleX
Johnny English
I can understand that some people don't like Atkinson, or that sort of humor but the worst movie ever? Oh well, you have either only seen really good movies or this thread is just more like a "disliked movies that deserve a mention".
Personally I enjoed JE, as I do Mr. Bean and Blackadder.
I gotta say Starship Troopers 2 truly mopped the floor. It's definitely one of the worst movies I've seen in years.
Its not that i dislike Atkinson i dont but i guess hes best when he doesnt speak And Natalie Imbruglia (spelling?) looks real good but i cant say she can act. The movie is supposed to be funny but u got to have really crappy humor to find it funny in any way its the lamest attempt of a comedy i've seen. But sure there are worse movies, just nothing i can come up with atm. Perhaps if i could just name any movie ben affleck stars in.
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Emeline Cabernet
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Posted - 2005.07.12 04:03:00 -
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Not like Event Horizon?? Hows that possible??? That movie is great.
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2005.07.12 09:29:00 -
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Originally by: hylleX
And Natalie Imbruglia (spelling?) looks real good but i cant say she can act. The movie is supposed to be funny but u got to have really crappy humor to find it funny in any way its the lamest attempt of a comedy i've seen. But sure there are worse movies, just nothing i can come up with atm. Perhaps if i could just name any movie ben affleck stars in.
She's was an actor for years before getting into music, I just think her script for johnny english was a bit crap, but she still makes my knees weak.
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.07.12 11:12:00 -
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Lionheart
doesent get any worse then that...
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Finix Jaeger
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Posted - 2005.07.12 12:54:00 -
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Max Knight: Ultra Spy is another really crappy movie which I almost had forgot until it was broadcasted about a week ago...
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2005.07.12 13:15:00 -
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lol look at the title "ultra spy" says enough really :p
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GlimmerMan
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Posted - 2005.07.12 22:05:00 -
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I find Blade Runner to be one huge snorefest.
Blowing s**t up since May 2003
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Jadow
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Posted - 2005.07.13 00:54:00 -
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Worst Movie Ever Seen
I agree with earlier post...Escape from LA, i ant that sction of my life back
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Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2005.07.13 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: GlimmerMan
I find Blade Runner to be one huge snorefest.
youre an idiot, bladerunner is one of the greatest movies of our time. If you have the attention span of a 5 year old stick to cartoons and commercials.
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Qustaxian
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Posted - 2005.07.13 03:38:00 -
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Blair Witch II. only movie I couldn't sit through so got up and left and found another movie.
Starship Troopers II was pretty bad. I almost turned it off after the first scene but thought I'd give it a chance. actually got better. lol
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Yonis
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Posted - 2005.07.13 14:52:00 -
[165]
Shawn of the Dead |
Macel
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Posted - 2005.07.13 18:01:00 -
[166]
SW EP 1
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Rocket Revenger
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Posted - 2005.07.13 19:35:00 -
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Space Truckers
Dennis hopper, killer robots with particle accelerators for heads, and a fat guy getting sucked out a window. (oh and the half robot guy with the pull cord gas powered *****)
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Saladin
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Posted - 2005.07.13 19:54:00 -
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Edited by: Saladin on 13/07/2005 19:55:38
Ok people have named some pretty bad movies. I had to think of the absolute worse. It couldn't be a movie I simply didn't understand (e.g. Eyes Wide Shut) because those provoked thought and investigation long after the movie was over.
No, this had to be a movie which was so bad I actually regret the precious time lost watching it. For me, the movie I can truly give this label to is Freddy got Fingered starring world class a**hole Tom Green. Simply remembering that I had watched this movie makes me sick
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1337ster
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Posted - 2005.07.13 20:55:00 -
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I didnt liek shawshank redemption, too lsow and he should ahve not escaped because he was a murderer, maybe of when he was walking on the beach at the end them the police turned up and they had a gunfight would be better
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Posted - 2005.07.14 01:21:00 -
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having just got back from the fliks, i gotta say, war of the worlds gotta make it into the top ten !
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2005.07.14 01:37:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin
Edited by: Saladin on 13/07/2005 19:55:38
Ok people have named some pretty bad movies. I had to think of the absolute worse. It couldn't be a movie I simply didn't understand (e.g. Eyes Wide Shut) because those provoked thought and investigation long after the movie was over.
No, this had to be a movie which was so bad I actually regret the precious time lost watching it. For me, the movie I can truly give this label to is Freddy got Fingered starring world class a**hole Tom Green. Simply remembering that I had watched this movie makes me sick
Oh yeah I must have repressed the memory of that film
Truly terrible.
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2005.07.14 03:27:00 -
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napolian dyniamite or some crap, was really stupid
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Mr Floppyknickers
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Posted - 2005.07.14 07:37:00 -
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Worst movie ever is a toss up between "flesh and bone" with Dennis Quaid ( who i normally like) and Meg Ryan and The gfood son with McCully Culkin. Absolutely horrid, I saw both in the dollar theatre and wanted my dollars back.
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Dahins alt
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Posted - 2005.07.14 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Periapsis
Worst movies for me?
The Big Blue - So very very boring... we watched the directors cut as well... 50 minutes extra...
Crash - Possibly made worse but the guy in the brown trenchcoat (in the cinema) that kept disapearing for 5 minute after the more explicit scenes
The Blair Witch Project - I know some people liked this a lot... but meh... so dull...
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click-clik -10 standings and now hiring MC for a life-term contract...
The big blue a crap movie?
I've never flamed in the forums, but I can't restrain myself.
#@$@#$#$%#$@#@#!$#$@
I consider this movie one of the great masterpieces of modern cinema, hand down.
Are we talking about the same movie? the divers?
Crash can be ambiguous, but I still liked that one too
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Weebear
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Posted - 2005.07.14 11:53:00 -
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Originally by: Rasitiln
napolian dyniamite or some crap, was really stupid
Napoleon Dynamite is genius!
Can think of hundreds of terrible films. The one that disappointed me the most though was American Psycho 2
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zcinner
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Posted - 2005.07.14 12:41:00 -
[176]
Ridskolan 2
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Taz'Hein
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Posted - 2005.07.14 13:09:00 -
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Edited by: Taz''Hein on 14/07/2005 13:12:18
There are.... so... soooooo... many...
here are the few off the top of my head:
Eyes Wide Shut (not only impossible to follow but manages to bore you to death at the same time)
Battlefield Earth (I actually almost walked out of this one then figured I may as well stay and watch the rest of the train wreck)
Popeye (Robin Williams in a truly spectacularly awful film)
A lot of others I've conveniently blocked out.
In response to skimming a few other posts: If you didn't like Blade Runner there is just something wrong with you. A lot of you mention part 2 of this, part 3 of that. Your problem is that you went to see the sequels to an already horrifically bad film (American Psycho, Blair Witch, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Final Destination, Cruel Intentions (for godsakes go watch Dangerous Liaisons!) etcetcetc) and lets not forget Hollywood is currently in pre-production for Roadhouse 2
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