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Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
6
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:36:00 -
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First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4146
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:43:00 -
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Goons are good, honest, hardworking and industrious people and have gotten a bad rap because of the greedy highsec mining lobbyists. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
6
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:44:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Goons are good, honest, hardworking and industrious people and have gotten a bad rap because of the greedy highsec mining lobbyists.
Sounds both propagandic and truthful at the same time. Well played. |

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
14396
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:47:00 -
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Just read this. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.-á |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8027
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:51:00 -
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We do everything. Some goons like suicide ganking in highsec, so we give them the resources they need to accomplish that. Some goons like wormholes, so we give them what they need to do that. Some goons like gigantic TiDi meatgrinders, some goons like small gang PvP, and some goons like ruining days in a hostile region - we help them accomplish those things as well. Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
29
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:54:00 -
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To have an emotional attachment one way or another to GSF is akin to being upset with or loving a tornado.
The tornado doesn't give a crap. "You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
314
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:55:00 -
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Tldr, had more words than your likes.
Anything on Mitannil is garbage. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
14396
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Posted - 2013.05.29 19:58:00 -
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Kult Altol wrote:Tldr, had more words than your likes. Complex question has complex answerGǪ
Quote:Anything on Mitannil is garbage. GǪand apparently, complexity isn't your thing. Also, you should probably read this. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.-á |

Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1908
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:14:00 -
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CCP created a game where it is possible to lie, cheat, scam, and generally be a jerk.
Some players get tremendously angry at the idea that some other players may actually take advantage of these possibilities. Titans were never meant to be "cost effective", its a huge ****.-á- CCP Oveur, 2006
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
547
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:17:00 -
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You sound like a Goon alt trying to obscure their history. Well played yourself.
However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team. Their main tactic is to make other players so miserable that they leave the game. Their "leader" advocated driving other players to suicide. google Mittani art of war for more on that philosophy.
Something Awful forums is a business model that has made 1.5 million + dollars on subscriptions and has a substantial add revenue due to its subscribers. Whether or not some of this money is used to help the Goons along is impossible to ascertain. However what is undeniable is that someone has a very nice life because of Goon success.
It is this probable smashentment of RL money and influence with a game that makes people despise them. Its like the obnoxious guy who buys cheat codes and then brags about how he kicks ass.
If you could pay 10 bux, post on a forum regularly and get to play Eve for free would you? What is gaming when compared to rl? -á http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-1ndsiVNA&feature=endscreen |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8029
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:24:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:words
Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you
Also when do you want Providence burned to ash? Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
1465
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:30:00 -
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Andski wrote: Also when do you want Providence burned to ash?
Is tomorrow too soon for you guys to mobilize a fleet? :hopeful: Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
312
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:34:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:You sound like a Goon alt trying to obscure their history. Well played yourself.
However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team. Their main tactic is to make other players so miserable that they leave the game. Their "leader" advocated driving other players to suicide. google Mittani art of war for more on that philosophy.
Something Awful forums is a business model that has made 1.5 million + dollars on subscriptions and has a substantial add revenue due to its subscribers. Whether or not some of this money is used to help the Goons along is impossible to ascertain. However what is undeniable is that someone has a very nice life because of Goon success.
It is this probable smashentment of RL money and influence with a game that makes people despise them. Its like the obnoxious guy who buys cheat codes and then brags about how he kicks ass.
Wow, there's so many idiotic statements in this post. But for now I'll function on your forum ignorance.
The physical forum entity known as "Something Awful" has no link with EvE Goons. The SA forums are run by a guy called Lowtax. The $10 joining fee serves a purpose besides sweet monies. It makes for a perfect idiot filter. Trolls, spammers and career retards are not particularly keen on paying $10 a month upon getting banned. Thats like saying that Reddit funds Dreddit through gold subscriptions. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
547
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:34:00 -
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Andski wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:words Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you Also when do you want Providence burned to ash? I am a gamer Andski, I disrespect Goons because they don't respect the game. I feel that SA has brought something akin to steroids or player gambling into the equation. It skews the results and is disrespectful to the creators and other participants.
One of the things that I like about NRDS is that it will always exist in stark contrast to goons regardless if Providence is home or not. What is gaming when compared to rl? -á http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-1ndsiVNA&feature=endscreen |

Varius Xeral
Galactic Trade Syndicate
985
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:35:00 -
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This is what insular provi scrublords actually believe.
I pray that a large enough portion of the new randomly assigned moons get plopped in provi that someone considers it worthwhile to steamroll.
Provi scrubs and test both need to get driven, screaming, into the sea for our entertainment. |

Winter Archipelago
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
16
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:37:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:Whether or not some of this money is used to help the Goons along is impossible to ascertain. However what is undeniable is that someone has a very nice life because of Goon success.
It is this probable smashentment of RL money and influence with a game that makes people despise them. Its like the obnoxious guy who buys cheat codes and then brags about how he kicks ass.
You do know that the Something Awful forum existed long before EvE did, right? And that EvE's Goons (and indeed, EvE in general) are only a rather small subset of the forum? I honestly doubt that they are getting any sort of kick-back for being a successful group in EvE, especially when considering that their gamer core tends to be successful in just about every game they play.
Just imagine if every gamer group there got a bit of a kickback for being successful... It would drive the place to bankruptcy. |

Bob Blunts
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:38:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:You sound like a Goon alt trying to obscure their history. Well played yourself.
However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team. Their main tactic is to make other players so miserable that they leave the game. Their "leader" advocated driving other players to suicide. google Mittani art of war for more on that philosophy.
Something Awful forums is a business model that has made 1.5 million + dollars on subscriptions and has a substantial add revenue due to its subscribers. Whether or not some of this money is used to help the Goons along is impossible to ascertain. However what is undeniable is that someone has a very nice life because of Goon success.
It is this probable smashentment of RL money and influence with a game that makes people despise them. Its like the obnoxious guy who buys cheat codes and then brags about how he kicks ass.
What a crock. Let the fanfest thing die ffs. The dude apologized over and over profusely and took his licks from CCP. Christ, I have spoken with the guy it was directed at (The Wis) and even he doesnt hold a grudge. Let it go man.
Secondly, how can you possibly shoehorn 10,000 different people into your narrow idiotic 2d definition. I know tons of goons who are awesome dudes and have been very beneficial to the community.
Lastly, it is pretty commonly known that goons have an amazing track record in fostering and teaching our newbros, which pretty much flies in the face of your notion that they "want other people to leave the game."
I mean, you are a pretty awful poster in general, but this kind of bullshit is pretty lame even for you. You should feel bad. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8030
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:42:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:I am a gamer Andski, I disrespect Goons because they don't respect the game. I feel that SA has brought something akin to steroids or player gambling into the equation. It skews the results and is disrespectful to the creators and the other participants.
One of the things that I like about NRDS is that it will always exist in stark contrast to goons regardless if Providence is home or not.
We respect the game, we just don't respect bad posting
Wars have been started over bad posting Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1115
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:44:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:I feel that SA has brought something akin to steroids or player gambling into the equation. It skews the results and is disrespectful to the creators and the other participants.
One of the things that I like about NRDS is that it will always exist in stark contrast to goons regardless if Providence is home or not. eh? what advantage do they have over anyone else? do you consider nbsi to be cheating at eve? |

E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
195
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:46:00 -
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Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
The reason for the goon hate is because they donGÇÖt respect the game or the gaming community. They exploit every aspect of the game and try to manipulate every exploitable situation to suite them regardless of how it effects the game or the people in it.
With that said In any organization both good and bad people can be found, but in bad organizations you seldom see the good people in charge. The few control the many. |
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Danni stark
425
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Posted - 2013.05.29 20:57:00 -
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you say that like pointing out glaring issues that need fixing is a bad thing. Ice Mining Skill Plan. |

Bob Blunts
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
13
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:16:00 -
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E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
The reason for the goon hate is because they donGÇÖt respect the game or the gaming community. They exploit every aspect of the game and try to manipulate every exploitable situation to suite them regardless of how it effects the game or the people in it. With that said In any organization both good and bad people can be found, but in bad organizations you seldom see the good people in charge. The few control the many.
Which part demonstrates their lack of respect for the game?
Their tireless efforts to provide content? (Burn Jita 1 and 2, Hulkageddon, the ice interdictions, probably more null stuff of which im unaware)
The thousands of hours their members have spent providing Eve with it's only *real* news site? (If you say EN24, then we have nothing further to discuss)
The untold man hours spent maintaining and growing their space empire to provide a home for their vast membership?
Maybe it is the development of Evemon that demonstrates this lack of respect? Or the former goons who moved on to help develop the game?
Wait! Let me guess! You must be a high sec whine...err... miner? Thats the only conclusion I can draw from your ignorant ill informed ranting.
People like you need to seriously get over yourselves. Goons ganking your freighter =/= Goons not respecting the game or community.
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Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
548
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:18:00 -
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Andski wrote: We respect the game, we just don't respect bad posting
Wars have been started over bad posting
Eve is about inclusion, of bringing players into the game. SA is about elitism and 10 bux. Its very interesting how this "innocent" OP has escalated. And really how you have taken such offence to the opinion of one poster. What is gaming when compared to rl? -á http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-1ndsiVNA&feature=endscreen |

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
14398
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:20:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:Eve is about inclusion, of bringing players into the game. It is? Sounds more like you're describing marketing.
EVE itself has never seemed to be about anything other than what you can imagine for yourself. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.-á |

Gealbhan
232
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:20:00 -
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To me, Goons are like old WW2 mines that break loose from sunken minelayer ships. Yeah they can be dangerous to those near them but I'm so far away I don't care.
Let Goons be Goons and the rest of us just keep on truckin'  |

Adunh Slavy
881
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:22:00 -
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Eric Cartman |

Winter Archipelago
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
16
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:31:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote: Its very interesting how this "innocent" OP has escalated. And really how you have taken such offence to the opinion of one poster.
To be fair, other than Kolt's jab at themittani.com (which, let's all be honest, can be hit-or-miss, so if you've only read a few articles, it is a very realistic to have an especially-high or -low opinion of the site), your first post in this thread was the first that was actually insulting and inflammatory.
The others had all be neutral or merely dismissive. |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
6
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:31:00 -
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Corey Fumimasa wrote:You sound like a Goon alt trying to obscure their history.
Hey guys, I'm part of Goonswarm now!
are you seriously accusing me of being an alt? you're a funny guy. <3
Seriously though, it looks like it depends on the goon and their strategy. |

Earl Hazard
Lightning Squad
22
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:33:00 -
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During my time in null before real life crimped my style. I was in Razor alliance so worked closely with Goonswarm on more than a few occasions. I can honestly say it was the most fun I have had in the game to date.
They are a fun organization that does not take themselves to seriously. They have great FC's and I even managed to learn a thing or two even though I wasn't trying. I hope when my real life settles to go back out there again. I hope this helps in your quest to understand the goons if not oh well. |

Winter Archipelago
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
16
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:35:00 -
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Daedlus Caine wrote:Seriously though, it looks like it depends on the goon and their strategy. It depends more on the good, than it does anything else. Just like you can't all the people living in a single city with the same brush, just because they all come from the same province, you can't paint all Goons in the same light. Some are decent fellows and ladies, some are rotten to the core, most you probably don't even realize are Goons unless you randomly check peoples' bios. |
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
49
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:38:00 -
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I described goons perfectly in my fanfest presentation a few years ago. Stop making threads over and over asking the same question when there's plenty of content to fill your pubbie heads with readily available to you to form your own decisions. |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
6
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Posted - 2013.05.29 21:48:00 -
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Darius JOHNSON wrote:I described goons perfectly in my fanfest presentation a few years ago. Stop making threads over and over asking the same question when there's plenty of content to fill your pubbie heads with readily available to you to form your own decisions.
You sound pissed. I'm sorry to hear that a little bit of ignorance has become a jab in the chest for you. I will now go back to my hole and leave your little place of heaven.
In all seriousness, you should probably know that not everyone bothers(d) to watch the alliance panel or dig through years of posts. |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
550
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:09:00 -
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Daedlus Caine wrote:Darius JOHNSON wrote:I described goons perfectly in my fanfest presentation a few years ago. Stop making threads over and over asking the same question when there's plenty of content to fill your pubbie heads with readily available to you to form your own decisions. You sound pissed. I'm sorry to hear that a little bit of ignorance has become a jab in the chest for you. I will now go back to my hole and leave your little place of heaven. In all seriousness, you should probably know that not everyone bothers(d) to watch the alliance panel or dig through years of posts. I thought you left in post #28. What is gaming when compared to rl? -á http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-1ndsiVNA&feature=endscreen |

Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
147
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:29:00 -
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"I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons."
From (a translation of) Aesop's Fables:
The Wolf And The Lamb
WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him: "Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf, "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations." The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.
Hope this answers your question.
(I can't believe parents don't read these to their kids) |

Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting Home Front Coalition
475
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:36:00 -
[35] - Quote
Star Wars would't be Star Wars without the Empire and Dart Vader. Eve Online wouldnt be Eve Online without the Goons and The Mittani.
Not that Goonswarm is irreplacable in that respect but they fill the role of huge faceless galactic Empire pretty well IMO.  |

Amarr Citizen 19
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:41:00 -
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If you want to understand the success and consequential fear the uninitiated have for goons, you need to understand that their leadership is more hard-working and autistic than any other. The only reason they're able to treat New Eden as their personal prison shower is because those selfless director level goons lay down the vast majority of their social life as a perfect offering to the greater goon. |

Aryndel Vyst
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
606
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:44:00 -
[37] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:Andski wrote:
Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you
Also when do you want Providence burned to ash?
I am a gamer Andski, I disrespect Goons because they don't respect the game. I feel that SA has brought something akin to steroids or player gambling into the equation. It skews the results and is disrespectful to the creators and the other participants. One of the things that I like about NRDS is that it will always exist in stark contrast to goons regardless if Providence is home or not.
Who are you to say what the game is? This is a sandbox game is it not? Just because you don't respect how we play our game doesn't make you right. |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT Joint Venture Conglomerate
644
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:46:00 -
[38] - Quote
"Goons are like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you're going to get." -- Anonymous.
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8036
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:05:00 -
[39] - Quote
Amarr Citizen 19 wrote:If you want to understand the success and consequential fear the uninitiated have for goons, you need to understand that their leadership is more hard-working and autistic than any other. The only reason they're able to treat New Eden as their personal prison shower is because those selfless director level goons lay down the vast majority of their social life as a perfect offering to the greater goon.
Not really, we just have a lot of directors Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Xinivrae
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
364
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:08:00 -
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Why do goons do what they do? Couldn't tell you, but I do what I do because I want to have fun while playing a video game. Pretty simple really.
I'll never understand why people think we're so different from them and need to be analyzed. |
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Shao Huang
University of Caille Gallente Federation
243
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:36:00 -
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Since I only have access to newbseye view I will offer that.
When you enter the game if you are paying attention you notice the Goon presence. I have played a lot of games that Goons are apparently in and they have never come to my attention in the way they did in EVE. So I started researching in the spirit of 'what the hell is that'? I read all the articles referenced here. I read all the criticisms and accounts of drama posted elsewhere.
The first thing I encountered was some of the assertions made in this thread about the us/them elitism and pubbie hate. Related to that was the phenomena of a community of players that came in tact, more or less, into a game with something about this dynamic already present. Gamers often seek to create this in games anyway. The primary distinction being a way of playing the game and efficacy associated with that play style, valued in different ways. It creates a kind of game within the game for them. The rest of game play is interacted with through this. Organizational skill and understanding for the mechanics of some sort are often the distinguishing factors, whether it is some elite team in fps, guild in themepark, etc. What is valued and how that is done varies greatly. The reasons for the 'other' being the ignorant, heathenistic, baby eating villains also vary greatly.
I got interested in the coming from SA part and started reading SA. I am a stupid old dude and parts of the culture are simply impenetrable to me. It is a culture however. I am now regularly active in about 5 threads and have read many others many of which contain a vast array of information and arguments on subjects directly pertinent to my work and the condition of the planet. Unless argument from authority and ad hominem, etc. are artfully and amusingly done, there is very little tolerance for these sorts of things. The attention span is longer than 15 minutes. People read entire books, articles and book length threads in order to participate in a conversation. I am now participating there as a result of EVE in ways that have so far been very useful to me, rather than participaning in EVE as a result of SA in a way that is useful here.
The EVE thread itself is not markedly different form a game thread you would find anywhere, from a self described group of players playing a game some specific way. They talk about mechanics of all the different parts of their game play, granted at a fairly superficial level given that it is pretty public. That private public split is not uncommon for any such group of players. Much of it is about people wanting to be Goons and variously getting advice, told to go away, various forms of hazing, etc.
Corey- your argument seems flawed to me. Goons are in fact part of the game. Is the game about inclusion, as you say? I don't know if it is about inclusion or not, but your argument is off. What it seems like is you just don't like Goons or the way they play the game. That is a different matter and completely your perogative. They create a particular boundary in the game that gives it meaning for them in various ways. So do you. In fact, Goons as other constitute part of your boundary condition n almost exactly the same way the 'pubbies' constitute an asserted boundary condition for Goons.
I also notice that they seem to have the most organized, emergent form of introducing new players to the game in the game. It seems better than CCPs, though Goonlets apparently use that too.
Personally I don't have much interest in joining, but this is because I am a Marxist: "I don't want to belong to any club that would accept people like me as a member". Groucho Marx telegram to the Friars Club. Private sig. Do not read. |

Amarr Citizen 19
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.05.29 23:55:00 -
[42] - Quote
Andski wrote:Amarr Citizen 19 wrote:If you want to understand the success and consequential fear the uninitiated have for goons, you need to understand that their leadership is more hard-working and autistic than any other. The only reason they're able to treat New Eden as their personal prison shower is because those selfless director level goons lay down the vast majority of their social life as a perfect offering to the greater goon. Not really, we just have a lot of directors
Not exactly a mutually exclusive thing. Your directors may be focused on a more narrow band of the game than most, but they're living and breathing that aspect of the game to an extent most players never will and that takes up a lot of time and energy. |

EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp Goonswarm Federation
838
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Posted - 2013.05.30 00:39:00 -
[43] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:Andski wrote: We respect the game, we just don't respect bad posting
Wars have been started over bad posting
Eve is about inclusion, of bringing players into the game. SA is about elitism and 10 bux. Its very interesting how this "innocent" OP has escalated. And really how you have taken such offence to the opinion of one poster. goonswarm has brought more people into eve than basically any other organization in the game |

Thorleifer
Yeti Cave
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 00:43:00 -
[44] - Quote
Goons like to dig, and sometimes it works and they strike gold, and other times they hit a mound of scorpions and get all stung and run back home to dress their wounds. I suppose they are no different than any other alliance, bad apples and not so bad apples, but have not noticed to many good apples in goons as of late. |

EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp Goonswarm Federation
838
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Posted - 2013.05.30 00:43:00 -
[45] - Quote
eve is all about exclusion though it is all about the vicious fight over the space throne |

EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp Goonswarm Federation
838
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 00:44:00 -
[46] - Quote
everyone who doesn't think they're a part is merely a pawn or target practice in the game of space thrones |

Mulani Askiras
State War Academy Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:08:00 -
[47] - Quote
Goons aren't going to Providence. Quit blowing smoke.
Goons are as boring as they sound. The most they can do is attack defenseless ships via suicide ganks because the general player skill in Goon is pretty abysmal.
It's pretty well accepted why you guys turn to 'player generated content' such as jita burn, since ya'll are worthless in null. |

Vega Makutu
Open University of Celestial Hardship Art of War Alliance
4
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:33:00 -
[48] - Quote
Seems to me that a lot of the hate is like sour grapes?
Goons are the smug cool kids clique, no you can't sit at their lunch table. Unless you give them all your lunch money, then they will push you off the bench into the mud and laugh at you
Which is pretty funny, really.
I just try to stay out of their way. I'v |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8036
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:49:00 -
[49] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:Goons aren't going to Providence. Quit blowing smoke.
Goons are as boring as they sound. The most they can do is attack defenseless ships via suicide ganks because the general player skill in Goon is pretty abysmal.
It's pretty well accepted why you guys turn to 'player generated content' such as jita burn, since ya'll are worthless in null.
that's because your only exposure to goonswarm was losing your poorly fit hulk to a suicide gank
we have always encouraged goons to go out to highsec and flog the wildlife regardless of how well we do in 0.0, even after having conquered every region in 0.0 at some point in time, except immensea and providence Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
554
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:54:00 -
[50] - Quote
Shao Huang wrote:... Corey- your argument seems flawed to me. Goons are in fact part of the game. Is the game about inclusion, as you say? I don't know if it is about inclusion or not, but your argument is off. What it seems like is you just don't like Goons or the way they play the game. That is a different matter and completely your perogative. They create a particular boundary in the game that gives it meaning for them in various ways. So do you. In fact, Goons as other constitute part of your boundary condition n almost exactly the same way the 'pubbies' constitute an asserted boundary condition for Goons.
The OP seemed to be asking what the animosity towards Goons was all about. My post was a look at them through the lens of uproar and discontent that leads towards negative feelings for them.
The really interesting thing is the reaction to that opinion; they seem very unhappy and offended. What is gaming when compared to rl? -á http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-1ndsiVNA&feature=endscreen |
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
293
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:55:00 -
[51] - Quote
Hmm, ty.
Kult Altol wrote:Tldr, had more words than your likes. Too bad...you missed out on an interesting read.
Kult Altol wrote:Anything on Mitannil is garbage. Oh...I see...nvm then...
Tippia wrote:Also, you should probably read this.
^^ Every EVE player should, imo.
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8036
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Posted - 2013.05.30 01:59:00 -
[52] - Quote
we would lose our identity if we do not scourge highseccers
we do not subscribe to their belief that it is the lowest form of pvp, because the targets make delightful squeals when their ships are blown up in a game about ships getting blown up
some of the posts above are great examples of such delightful squeals Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Domer Pyle
Northern Flemish Bastards Inc Yulai Federation
53
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:03:00 -
[53] - Quote
goons are bad because they pay to post on a forum. that's all. "Imagine if the bars to your prison were all you had ever known. Then one day, someone appears and unlocks the door. If they have the power to do this, then are they really the liberator? You never remembered who it was that closed you in." - Ior Labron |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8036
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 02:04:00 -
[54] - Quote
Domer Pyle wrote:goons are bad because they pay to post on a forum. that's all.
you pay to post here Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

BadAssMcKill
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
263
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:05:00 -
[55] - Quote
Grrr Goons Starships were meant to fly~
http://i.imgur.com/6j6cIZE.gif |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
314
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:14:00 -
[56] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:Shao Huang wrote:... Corey- your argument seems flawed to me. Goons are in fact part of the game. Is the game about inclusion, as you say? I don't know if it is about inclusion or not, but your argument is off. What it seems like is you just don't like Goons or the way they play the game. That is a different matter and completely your perogative. They create a particular boundary in the game that gives it meaning for them in various ways. So do you. In fact, Goons as other constitute part of your boundary condition n almost exactly the same way the 'pubbies' constitute an asserted boundary condition for Goons.
The OP seemed to be asking what the animosity towards Goons was all about. My post was a look at them through the lens of uproar and discontent that leads towards negative feelings for them. The really interesting thing is the reaction to that opinion; they seem very unhappy and offended.
Your opinion is shared my a healthy majority of the space proletariate, usually through ignorance, defeat, opposition, bile or heresay and thats fine. You are more than free to sit in your ship, gripping your knees and crowing "GOOOOOOOOOOOONS" to your hearts content. But speculating on money is one step short of falling into the REAL tinfoil end of the spectrum where all Null powerblocs are just RMT cartels and we're all jetting round in RL corvettes bought with ill gotten ISK or whatever it is that month. And that's just not healthy. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
314
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:15:00 -
[57] - Quote
God Dammit Eve Forums... TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
314
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:16:00 -
[58] - Quote
  420 Triple Post errday   TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Kristina Rin
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
4
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:25:00 -
[59] - Quote
read this thread, still found nothing to hate goonswarms 
or maybe im just too friendly and innocent  |

EvilweaselSA
GoonCorp Goonswarm Federation
840
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:36:00 -
[60] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:Goons aren't going to Providence. Quit blowing smoke.
Goons are as boring as they sound. The most they can do is attack defenseless ships via suicide ganks because the general player skill in Goon is pretty abysmal.
It's pretty well accepted why you guys turn to 'player generated content' such as jita burn, since ya'll are worthless in null. ~come and get us~ |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8038
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Posted - 2013.05.30 02:54:00 -
[61] - Quote
honestly they'd evac even before tallpos.jpg is posted Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 03:18:00 -
[62] - Quote
Good god, what happened to my thread? Well, since we're all here... I'm going to love seeing goons scramble to find new moon goo after Odyessy hits. What shall ensue? We can only wait.
Goonies, try not to break each others skulls in. It kills your brain cells.
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Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
315
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 03:20:00 -
[63] - Quote
Daedlus Caine wrote:Good god, what happened to my thread? Well, since we're all here... I'm going to love seeing goons scramble to find new moon goo after Odyessy hits. What shall ensue? We can only wait.
Goonies, try not to break each others skulls in. It kills your brain cells.
We've long since rotted our brains with subpar alcoholic slop. Have you ever heard DBRB scream on a video? We're all that drunk ALL THE TIME. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 03:23:00 -
[64] - Quote
Robus Muvila wrote:
We've long since rotted our brains with subpar alcoholic slop. Have you ever heard DBRB scream on a video? We're all that drunk ALL THE TIME.
That seems to be everyone in EVE. |

Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
9030
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Posted - 2013.05.30 03:43:00 -
[65] - Quote
Goons... where to start. Goons were to be feared when I first started playing, they'd just dismantled BoB and were busy rampaging across nullsec. If they ever came up in conversation with corpies the general consensus was Goons are evil, avoid at all costs.
Over the time I've been playing I came to realise that while Goons are seen as pure evil by the majority of people, they are in fact good for the game, they bring newbies into Eve, they produce all sorts of amusing and satirical propaganda and stage massive ingame events, some of which make for real world mainstream press, by mainstream I mean outside of the gaming press.
Up until late last year I'd never personally dealt with GSF members, I've spent the last 6 or 7 months chatting with some of their members who frequent a chat channel for people with a shared interest. On the whole the guys I have spoken to are playing Eve to have fun, their definition of fun may be different from other peoples, but fun is why we game. They're knowledgeable about Eve, and devious in the way that they play it, and they're prepared to share their "expertise" with a random highsec pubbie like myself so that I can enhance the way that I play.
I eat your hatred for breakfast, then wash it down with your tears. |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 03:47:00 -
[66] - Quote
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:-snip
That was oddly beautiful. Well said. o7 |

Varius Xeral
Galactic Trade Syndicate
989
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Posted - 2013.05.30 03:53:00 -
[67] - Quote
We're all Goons now. |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
287
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Posted - 2013.05.30 03:57:00 -
[68] - Quote
Came here to read the question and give a neutral unbiased response about goons.
Found Goon line grunts threatening to *burn provi*.
Well done EVE-O, you caught me off guard there. |

Ripblade Falconpunch
State War Academy Caldari State
39
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Posted - 2013.05.30 04:05:00 -
[69] - Quote
KuroVolt wrote:Came here to read the question and give a neutral unbiased response about goons.
Found Goon line grunts threatening to *burn provi*.
Well done EVE-O, you caught me off guard there.
Andski isn't exactly a "line grunt".....
Also, shouldn't there be some Provi-bloc RP going on? Like... "Corey Fumishitposter roars, 'Ye foul goons are all naught but a bunch of besotted nerfherders! Begone from EVE or thou shalt feel the wrath of my Tormentor in your backsides!' "
.... or something?
You pay a subscription fee to post here. F'ing elitists. |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
287
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Posted - 2013.05.30 04:14:00 -
[70] - Quote
Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Also, shouldn't there be some Provi-bloc RP going on? Like... "Corey Fumishitposter roars, 'Ye foul goons are all naught but a bunch of besotted nerfherders! Begone from EVE or thou shalt feel the wrath of my Tormentor in your backsides!' "
Hey, you are pretty good! You should totally join, you sound like CVA Director material to me!
But yeah, stop badposting. |
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Kamden Line
Eve Defence Force Tribal Band
161
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Posted - 2013.05.30 04:52:00 -
[71] - Quote
KuroVolt wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Also, shouldn't there be some Provi-bloc RP going on? Like... "Corey Fumishitposter roars, 'Ye foul goons are all naught but a bunch of besotted nerfherders! Begone from EVE or thou shalt feel the wrath of my Tormentor in your backsides!' "
Hey, you are pretty good! You should totally join, you sound like CVA Director material to me! But yeah, stop badposting.
It must be hard to be so irrelevant that you have to post to G-D to get someone to acknowledge you. To the rest of Nulsec, Providence and CVA are something of a running joke, ignored largely because Providence is literally the worst region in the game, outstripping even Syndicate for lack of good moons, good PVPers, and worst of all, good posters.
Indeed, Providence truly is the only place in the game aside from high sec where I can follow around a fleet with a neutral alt and not get blown up.
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RubyPorto
Sniggwaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
3441
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:00:00 -
[72] - Quote
Robus Muvila wrote:Your opinion is shared my a healthy majority of the space proletariate, usually through ignorance, defeat, opposition, bile or heresay and thats fine. You are more than free to sit in your ship, gripping your knees and crowing "GOOOOOOOOOOOONS" to your hearts content. But speculating on money is one step short of falling into the REAL tinfoil end of the spectrum where all Null powerblocs are just RMT cartels and we're all jetting round in RL corvettes bought with ill gotten ISK or whatever it is that month. And that's just not healthy.
To be fair, that last bit is pretty much actually true... on the Serenity server... This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
"the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP)." -CCP Solomon |

dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Nyratic
322
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:59:00 -
[73] - Quote
As someone who has had no dealings with Goonswarm beyond flying through their space a couple of times with RvB and on my own, and someone within the alliance (not the actual Goon corp) attempting to recruitment scam me (that was a lot of fun seeing how they do it), I like the swarm.
They all seem to have fun playing the game. They play the game their way and don't let what anyone else says get in the way of that. I did a flight from north to south in 0.0 and the only people who had a conversation with me were Goons, and despite the fact they were hunting me trying to kill me, they still wished me luck. Like any large organisation I'm sure there are some bad guys in there who genuinely act like assholes in real life, but most them seem realise this is just a game and don't take it *overly* seriously.
The people who think there is some sort of ~GOON CONSPIRACY~ are either trolling or really need to take off the tinfoil. No there is no plot to take over the entire game with someone from Goonswarm inside CCP - Where would the fun go if there was no targets to fight, scam or rob? The people who hate Goons simply because the others around them hate Goons, who in turn hate them because they were taught to hate them really need to take a step back and make decisions for themselves.
As far as I am concerned they also bring more to the game than they take away. They provide content, conflict and an almost never ending source of good Eve stories. They bring new players from the SA forums and it wouldn't surprise me if most of those new players stay in the game for a good long while.
And to the people who are still bringing up TheMittani's mistake at FF... think to yourself: if that was the leader of any other major alliance, would I care as much? Or is it because it was Mittens who said it that I continue to hold onto it? If the answer to the first question is yes, then continue holding on it, if not then just let the damn thing go already. The guy has apologised, The Wis has accepted and holds no grudge, its over. Bienator II: "You can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose." I play in highsec. |

dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Nyratic
322
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:01:00 -
[74] - Quote
Kult Altol wrote:Anything on Mitannil is garbage. Got some proof? Bienator II: "You can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose." I play in highsec. |

Vince Snetterton
279
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:30:00 -
[75] - Quote
Goons...
Imagine a social construct that attracts the worst that humanity has to offer. The pool (or cesspool) that the goon's draw from runs the gamut from the equivalent of the taliban, to goldman sachs' VP's, to the koch rrothers, to reality show producers.
The people that enjoy the style of play that goons espouse is one that the sociopaths and psychopaths of the world aspire to. That is what the culture of the goons is all about.
Don't get me wrong. Their leadership is far from stupid. In fact, they are quite intelligent. It is simply that they are evil.
But overall, the kind of people that enjoy the goons' playstyle are the same ones that enjoy hurting other people in real life, and believe that their ability to hurt other people is their right, if they can pull it off. Oh, and gloating about it makes it all the more enjoyable.
Their motto says it all. " we don't want to ruin THE game, just YOUR game." |

Sentamon
964
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:36:00 -
[76] - Quote
dark heartt wrote:Kult Altol wrote:Anything on Mitannil is garbage. Got some proof?
Asking for proof of an opinion. You win the thread. ~ Professional Forum Alt -á~ |

Fey Ivory
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
94
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:40:00 -
[77] - Quote
Eve is a sandbox, cant really say their wrong or right, personally i think to many get to upset about what they think is wrong, but to sort of balance the equation, we need abit of everything in this game, and thats the beuty of eve... As long as things are kept within of the games rules, and people can keep the balance and understand whats pixels in a game, and not to let it spill ower into real life !
Its like the saga star wars, take away the empire, and it be a kinda dull saga ;P |

dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Nyratic
322
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:41:00 -
[78] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote:Goons...
Imagine a social construct that attracts the worst that humanity has to offer. The pool (or cesspool) that the goon's draw from runs the gamut from the equivalent of the taliban, to goldman sachs' VP's, to the koch rrothers, to reality show producers.
The people that enjoy the style of play that goons espouse is one that the sociopaths and psychopaths of the world aspire to. That is what the culture of the goons is all about.
Don't get me wrong. Their leadership is far from stupid. In fact, they are quite intelligent. It is simply that they are evil.
But overall, the kind of people that enjoy the goons' playstyle are the same ones that enjoy hurting other people in real life, and believe that their ability to hurt other people is their right, if they can pull it off. Oh, and gloating about it makes it all the more enjoyable.
Their motto says it all. " we don't want to ruin THE game, just YOUR game."
I'm sorry what? The people that enjoy the Goon's playstyle are the same ones who like hurting people in real life? Seriously? So if in game I like PVP, scamming and ganking, I'm suddenly someone who wants to go and hurt someone in real life?
The fact is that you clearly don't understand that people can act a certain way in a game, and no be like that in real life. I enjoy killing the hookers in GTA, but that doesn't mean I think murder is fine. I think scamming and corp theft in Eve is fine, but that doesn't mean that I think stealing in real life is acceptable. Just because I think something in a game is totally fine doesn't mean suddenly that I am mentally unstable or totally insane. That's the sort of argument that people who rally against video games use to describe all of us who play video games.
And "they are evil," like you now want to compare them to someone like Osama Bin Laden or ******. They aren't evil, they simply play the game in a certain way. Your not agreeing with it certainly doesn't make them evil. Bienator II: "You can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose." I play in highsec. |

dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Nyratic
322
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:43:00 -
[79] - Quote
Sentamon wrote:dark heartt wrote:Kult Altol wrote:Anything on Mitannil is garbage. Got some proof? Asking for proof of an opinion. You win the thread.
Something like a bad article is completely provable. But thanks for declaring me victor :D. Bienator II: "You can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose." I play in highsec. |

Skydell
Bad Girl Posse Somethin Awfull Forums
530
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:45:00 -
[80] - Quote
Kamden Line wrote:KuroVolt wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Also, shouldn't there be some Provi-bloc RP going on? Like... "Corey Fumishitposter roars, 'Ye foul goons are all naught but a bunch of besotted nerfherders! Begone from EVE or thou shalt feel the wrath of my Tormentor in your backsides!' "
Hey, you are pretty good! You should totally join, you sound like CVA Director material to me! But yeah, stop badposting. It must be hard to be so irrelevant that you have to post to G-D to get someone to acknowledge you. To the rest of Nulsec, Providence and CVA are something of a running joke, ignored largely because Providence is literally the worst region in the game, outstripping even Syndicate for lack of good moons, good PVPers, and worst of all, good posters. Indeed, Providence truly is the only place in the game aside from high sec where I can follow around a fleet with a neutral alt and not get blown up.
While for different reasons, it's one thing CVA and Goons share.
Everyone loves to hate on them and for no personal reason. |
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Darth Kilth
Silver Guardians Fidelas Constans
96
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Posted - 2013.05.30 06:55:00 -
[81] - Quote
Most Hi-sec players only know Goons for their hi-sec activities, gangking mining boats and freighters and blowing up Jita once in a while. It's not that special, plenty of other alliances and corps have people blowing **** up in Hi-sec but the Goons are the most obvious with it as they got the entire Burn Jita event and the Hulkageddon meaning that most people will learn about the goons trough those ways first.
A lot of people doing research on the goons will quickly stumble on the SA forums and will often and wrongly come to the conclusion it's a /b/ behind a pay barrier....
So people quickly get the idea that the Goons are both elitist and enjoy blowing up defence less space ships, which explains why lots of people hate them.
Combine that with the entire Blue doughnut **** that goes around and people always hearing that Goonswarm killed BoB ages back, not to mention Goons scamming idiots once in a while (not more then other aliances) and people will think Goons are hypocrites and scammers/liars/thief's.
In reality they are not unlike most other alliances and got the same mix of people you find in other alliances, some hate for them might be justified but most other stuff is way overblown. Not that the goons care tough, hating them on the forum just mean you're giving them attention.
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Infinity Ziona
Cloakers
35
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Posted - 2013.05.30 07:06:00 -
[82] - Quote
I read a few something aweful posts. Thats all it took. |

Daedlus Caine
Fallen Supremacy
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 07:55:00 -
[83] - Quote
Darth Kilth wrote: it's a /b/ behind a pay barrier....
Nothing but /b/ can relate to /b/ man. Nothing. |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
1238
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Posted - 2013.05.30 08:03:00 -
[84] - Quote
The Goons, as with many power groups in the history of Eve, rapidly becoming a fading force in the game, but very active on the forums. This is not a signature. |

Danni stark
426
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Posted - 2013.05.30 08:09:00 -
[85] - Quote
love them or hate them. they create content. every one likes content. Ice Mining Skill Plan. |

voetius
L V B Industries STELLAR CONSTELLATION
40
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Posted - 2013.05.30 08:53:00 -
[86] - Quote
for me a better question would be : Why do people have such strong opinions about other groups ? In this case other groups of players, or groups of people that have a different playstyle.
But that is rather a broad question :) |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
1238
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Posted - 2013.05.30 09:59:00 -
[87] - Quote
Danni stark wrote:love them or hate them. they create content. every one likes content.
You missed out the word, 'did'
The Goon planned and executed Ice Interdiction, was the single best player created event in my time in Eve. It was original, fun and had a purpose which affected the Eve universe.
Burn Jita was just an attention seeking exercise in futility, with no real effect on the Eve universe. Just lots of folk sacrificing their ships to Concord.
To repeat Burn Jita is evidence that the folk in the goons who can and did come up with great gameplay seem to have run out of ideas.
Shame really. This is not a signature. |

Capt Tenguru10
State War Academy Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2013.05.30 10:16:00 -
[88] - Quote
well consider that i was trying to join a corp, and a "recruiter" dropped by to offer me a spot. well needless to say he tried to scam me. one with moving my ships. two with security deposit. when i gave him links to something aweful and showed him web pages exposing the scam. he assured me that was in the past and goons are now trustworthy. sadly this isnt the case and i didnt get taken for anything.
lesson here they are still scamming and ripping off people, who just want to have fun and play a game. |

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
58
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Posted - 2013.05.30 11:38:00 -
[89] - Quote
goons are people who have fun at the beginning and cry at the end OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
1508
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Posted - 2013.05.30 11:46:00 -
[90] - Quote
Its common for people to hate those at the top, or hate the bigger groups. Goons also have the inert ability to **** off(troll) anyone who isn't a goon. Which doesn't help their likability.
To be fair however many goons hate other goons just as much.
Its a very odd organization. CCP's Motto: If it isn't broken, break it. If it is broken, ignore it.
Idea for Improving NPE. |
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Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
150
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Posted - 2013.05.30 12:07:00 -
[91] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote:Goons...
Imagine a social construct that attracts the worst that humanity has to offer. The pool (or cesspool) that the goon's draw from runs the gamut from the equivalent of the taliban, to goldman sachs' VP's, to the koch rrothers, to reality show producers.
The people that enjoy the style of play that goons espouse is one that the sociopaths and psychopaths of the world aspire to. That is what the culture of the goons is all about.
Don't get me wrong. Their leadership is far from stupid. In fact, they are quite intelligent. It is simply that they are evil.
But overall, the kind of people that enjoy the goons' playstyle are the same ones that enjoy hurting other people in real life, and believe that their ability to hurt other people is their right, if they can pull it off. Oh, and gloating about it makes it all the more enjoyable.
Their motto says it all. " we don't want to ruin THE game, just YOUR game."
I'm willing to assume you kill hundreds of millions of innocent NPCs that crew the red crosses you destroy.
You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.
Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game. |

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
58
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 12:14:00 -
[92] - Quote
Eram Fidard wrote:Vince Snetterton wrote:Goons...
Imagine a social construct that attracts the worst that humanity has to offer. The pool (or cesspool) that the goon's draw from runs the gamut from the equivalent of the taliban, to goldman sachs' VP's, to the koch rrothers, to reality show producers.
The people that enjoy the style of play that goons espouse is one that the sociopaths and psychopaths of the world aspire to. That is what the culture of the goons is all about.
Don't get me wrong. Their leadership is far from stupid. In fact, they are quite intelligent. It is simply that they are evil.
But overall, the kind of people that enjoy the goons' playstyle are the same ones that enjoy hurting other people in real life, and believe that their ability to hurt other people is their right, if they can pull it off. Oh, and gloating about it makes it all the more enjoyable.
Their motto says it all. " we don't want to ruin THE game, just YOUR game." I'm willing to assume you kill hundreds of millions of innocent NPCs that crew the red crosses you destroy. You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game.
the difference is made by actions against the living OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

John Ratcliffe
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
166
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Posted - 2013.05.30 12:25:00 -
[93] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team. Their main tactic is to make other players so miserable that they leave the game. Their "leader" advocated driving other players to suicide. google Mittani art of war for more on that philosophy.
They do have a cool logo though...
Plus +ºa change, plus c'est la m+¬me chose |

pussnheels
The Fiction Factory
1233
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Posted - 2013.05.30 12:26:00 -
[94] - Quote
Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
there is nothing to understand , they become part of the lore like it or not just like the neadentalers from the last iceage
I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
31
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Posted - 2013.05.30 12:34:00 -
[95] - Quote
pussnheels wrote: there is nothing to understand , they become part of the lore like it or not just like the neadentalers from the last iceage
I dont know what is making my dead babies cry more, your poor use of english, or your terrible inability to create a functioning simile.
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Mulani Askiras
State War Academy Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2013.05.30 12:39:00 -
[96] - Quote
Andski wrote:Mulani Askiras wrote:Goons aren't going to Providence. Quit blowing smoke.
Goons are as boring as they sound. The most they can do is attack defenseless ships via suicide ganks because the general player skill in Goon is pretty abysmal.
It's pretty well accepted why you guys turn to 'player generated content' such as jita burn, since ya'll are worthless in null. that's because your only exposure to goonswarm was losing your poorly fit hulk to a suicide gank we have always encouraged goons to go out to highsec and flog the wildlife regardless of how well we do in 0.0, even after having conquered every region in 0.0 at some point in time, except immensea and providence
Nope. I've been around since 2004 Princess. I haven't fit a hulk since the dawn of time. |

Barakach
Jolly Codgers Get Off My Lawn
158
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Posted - 2013.05.30 12:50:00 -
[97] - Quote
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
The reason for the goon hate is because they donGÇÖt respect the game or the gaming community. They exploit every aspect of the game and try to manipulate every exploitable situation to suite them regardless of how it effects the game or the people in it. With that said In any organization both good and bad people can be found, but in bad organizations you seldom see the good people in charge. The few control the many.
Goons are like Bill Gates. Ruthless when it comes to business, but a pleasure to be with for personal reasons. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8042
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 12:58:00 -
[98] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:You missed out the word, 'did'
The Goon planned and executed Ice Interdiction, was the single best player created event in my time in Eve. It was original, fun and had a purpose which affected the Eve universe.
Burn Jita was just an attention seeking exercise in futility, with no real effect on the Eve universe. Just lots of folk sacrificing their ships to Concord.
To repeat Burn Jita is evidence that the folk in the goons who can and did come up with great gameplay seem to have run out of ideas.
Shame really.
burn jita 2 was "gee, with what we've learned about freighter ganking in the last year, could we pull it off better? let's see" Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Doddy
Dark-Rising
848
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Posted - 2013.05.30 13:18:00 -
[99] - Quote
Andski wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:words Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you Also when do you want Providence burned to ash?
Please do it, it would be funny. |

Mhax Arthie
86
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Posted - 2013.05.30 13:42:00 -
[100] - Quote
Robus Muvila wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:You sound like a Goon alt trying to obscure their history. Well played yourself.
However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team. Their main tactic is to make other players so miserable that they leave the game. Their "leader" advocated driving other players to suicide. google Mittani art of war for more on that philosophy.
Something Awful forums is a business model that has made 1.5 million + dollars on subscriptions and has a substantial add revenue due to its subscribers. Whether or not some of this money is used to help the Goons along is impossible to ascertain. However what is undeniable is that someone has a very nice life because of Goon success.
It is this probable smashentment of RL money and influence with a game that makes people despise them. Its like the obnoxious guy who buys cheat codes and then brags about how he kicks ass. Wow, there's so many idiotic statements in this post. But for now I'll function on your forum ignorance. The physical forum entity known as "Something Awful" has no link with EvE Goons. The SA forums are run by a guy called Lowtax. The $10 joining fee serves a purpose besides sweet monies. It makes for a perfect idiot filter. Trolls, spammers and career retards are not particularly keen on paying $10 again to rejoin again upon getting banned. Thats like saying that Reddit funds Dreddit through gold subscriptions. Wait... your trolling now, right? Because if not, this is the best scam.. errr.. business model evah! So you set up a forum where you ask people to pay 10 buck to pass the idiot filter. So actually even if your a complete nut, the teen buck will make you a genius. I'm not even laughing... if this is true, it's fukin brilliant! Every day I learn something new! |
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Speedkermit Damo
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
68
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Posted - 2013.05.30 13:52:00 -
[101] - Quote
Goons fill the role of Eve's pantomime villians very well.
When the Euro-goons deployed to Provi a few months ago, many of us came to respect their skill as PvP pilots as they gave some very good fights, and won most of them.
However as human beings, the less said about some of them, the better. but I suppose all groups have their share of snide tossers. Don't Panic.
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KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
289
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Posted - 2013.05.30 14:33:00 -
[102] - Quote
Skydell wrote:Kamden Line wrote:KuroVolt wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Also, shouldn't there be some Provi-bloc RP going on? Like... "Corey Fumishitposter roars, 'Ye foul goons are all naught but a bunch of besotted nerfherders! Begone from EVE or thou shalt feel the wrath of my Tormentor in your backsides!' "
Hey, you are pretty good! You should totally join, you sound like CVA Director material to me! But yeah, stop badposting. It must be hard to be so irrelevant that you have to post to G-D to get someone to acknowledge you. To the rest of Nulsec, Providence and CVA are something of a running joke, ignored largely because Providence is literally the worst region in the game, outstripping even Syndicate for lack of good moons, good PVPers, and worst of all, good posters. Indeed, Providence truly is the only place in the game aside from high sec where I can follow around a fleet with a neutral alt and not get blown up. While for different reasons, it's one thing CVA and Goons share. Everyone loves to hate on them and for no personal reason.
Yup, dunno what I said that could have possibly triggered a response from a Tribe grunt of all things, but there ya go! |

Lykouleon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
751
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:36:00 -
[103] - Quote
Doddy wrote:Andski wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:words Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you Also when do you want Providence burned to ash? Please do it, it would be funny. I did that once. It wasn't fun after CVA literally collapsed after losing one system.
I still have nightmares about all those station grinds 
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
Wow really does show how pathetic Goonswarm is, u drop 8 blackops onto a logi ship in the middle of nowhere, maybe when goonswarm gets some skilled pilots then mayb just mayb you'll be able to compete with TEST. |

Stone Roses
Callide Vulpis Curatores Veritatis Alliance
10
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Posted - 2013.05.30 14:41:00 -
[104] - Quote
Kamden Line wrote:KuroVolt wrote:Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:
Also, shouldn't there be some Provi-bloc RP going on? Like... "Corey Fumishitposter roars, 'Ye foul goons are all naught but a bunch of besotted nerfherders! Begone from EVE or thou shalt feel the wrath of my Tormentor in your backsides!' "
Hey, you are pretty good! You should totally join, you sound like CVA Director material to me! But yeah, stop badposting. It must be hard to be so irrelevant that you have to post to G-D to get someone to acknowledge you. To the rest of Nulsec, Providence and CVA are something of a running joke, ignored largely because Providence is literally the worst region in the game, outstripping even Syndicate for lack of good moons, good PVPers, and worst of all, good posters. Indeed, Providence truly is the only place in the game aside from high sec where I can follow around a fleet with a neutral alt and not get blown up.
Considering the comedy alliance you are in, how did you post that with a straight face? |

Mulani Askiras
State War Academy Caldari State
9
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:50:00 -
[105] - Quote
Lykouleon wrote:Doddy wrote:Andski wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:words Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you Also when do you want Providence burned to ash? Please do it, it would be funny. I did that once. It wasn't fun after CVA literally collapsed after losing one system. I still have nightmares about all those station grinds 
LOL - this guy. It'd take me all week to count the times goons have failed epically in Provi compaired to the 2 minutes it'd take to count the times they've been successful. |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
289
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:53:00 -
[106] - Quote
Lykouleon wrote:Doddy wrote:Andski wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:words Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you Also when do you want Providence burned to ash? Please do it, it would be funny. I did that once. It wasn't fun after CVA literally collapsed after losing one system. I still have nightmares about all those station grinds 
Judging by your employment history you were in either -A- or Engarde [lolengarde].
Either way, they dont seem to be around anymore for some unfathomable reason.
And yet here we are...
Wait, wasnt this thread supposed to be about Goons? |

Darth Kilth
Silver Guardians Fidelas Constans
96
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 14:57:00 -
[107] - Quote
KuroVolt wrote:Lykouleon wrote:Doddy wrote:Andski wrote:Corey Fumimasa wrote:words Show me on the doll where the bad goon touched you Also when do you want Providence burned to ash? Please do it, it would be funny. I did that once. It wasn't fun after CVA literally collapsed after losing one system. I still have nightmares about all those station grinds  Judging by your employment history you were in either -A- or Engarde [lolengarde]. Either way, they dont seem to be around anymore for some unfathomable reason. And yet here we are... Wait, wasnt this thread supposed to be about Goons? Well, there was that time when CVA got kicked out of Providence and someone installed the Providence Fightclub.
The only reason CVA got back from that failure was EVOKE invading and the guys who originally kicked CVA out being busy with bigger fish.
Sure CVA is still there (and I still love what they do with being the only NRDS system) but their existence has not been without failures. |

Danni stark
428
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:00:00 -
[108] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:Danni stark wrote:love them or hate them. they create content. every one likes content. You missed out the word, 'did' The Goon planned and executed Ice Interdiction, was the single best player created event in my time in Eve. It was original, fun and had a purpose which affected the Eve universe. Burn Jita was just an attention seeking exercise in futility, with no real effect on the Eve universe. Just lots of folk sacrificing their ships to Concord. To repeat Burn Jita is evidence that the folk in the goons who can and did come up with great gameplay seem to have run out of ideas. Shame really.
so what you're saying is, content is only content if you call it content?
doesn't matter how many times they burn jita, even if they did it every week and it lost all meaning it's still going to be content. Ice Mining Skill Plan. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8045
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:15:00 -
[109] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:LOL - this guy. It'd take me all week to count the times goons have failed epically in Provi compaired to the 2 minutes it'd take to count the times they've been successful.
the sad part is that nobody wants providence because it's worthless, and even if we burned the whole place to ash it'd only take 3 weeks to get back to sov 3 and have jump bridges again
there is literally only one reason CVA still holds sov and that is because you hold the worst region in the game, and unless a surprising number of R64s are seeded there this June, it simply won't be worth the grind Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research Epsilon Fleet
318
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Posted - 2013.05.30 15:47:00 -
[110] - Quote
So much teen angst it's palpable.
The main reason I hate goons, to make goon tears. It's super easy, just make fun of goons and harvest tears.
And tipiea or whatever, I dont hate complexity, but why would I read propaganda. It would be like reading how great North Korea is if North Korea had its own publication. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. A narrow mind is a focused mind.
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Prince Kobol
761
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Posted - 2013.05.30 15:51:00 -
[111] - Quote
Typical Goon You know its true |

Mulani Askiras
State War Academy Caldari State
9
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:52:00 -
[112] - Quote
Danni stark wrote: so what you're saying is, content is only content if you call it content?
doesn't matter how many times they burn jita, even if they did it every week and it lost all meaning it's still going to be content.
Station spinning for hours is content as well then, in this context. |

Mulani Askiras
State War Academy Caldari State
9
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:54:00 -
[113] - Quote
Andski wrote:Mulani Askiras wrote:LOL - this guy. It'd take me all week to count the times goons have failed epically in Provi compaired to the 2 minutes it'd take to count the times they've been successful. the sad part is that nobody wants providence because it's worthless, and even if we burned the whole place to ash it'd only take 3 weeks to get back to sov 3 and have jump bridges again there is literally only one reason CVA still holds sov and that is because you hold the worst region in the game, and unless a surprising number of R64s are seeded there this June, it simply won't be worth the grind
I'm not in CVA you clown. I just enjoy watching goons make excuses for failings. Maybe I'm in Goons for that matter  |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8045
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:56:00 -
[114] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:I'm not in CVA you clown. I just enjoy watching goons make excuses for failings. Maybe I'm in Goons for that matter 
if you were in goonswarm you'd be posting from a goonswarm character, so no, you're not Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

baltec1
Bat Country
6707
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 15:59:00 -
[115] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:I'm not in CVA you clown. I just enjoy watching goons make excuses for failings. Maybe I'm in Goons for that matter 
What failings? |

Danni stark
428
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 16:02:00 -
[116] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:Danni stark wrote: so what you're saying is, content is only content if you call it content?
doesn't matter how many times they burn jita, even if they did it every week and it lost all meaning it's still going to be content.
Station spinning for hours is content as well then, in this context.
we're talking about player made content, so no, ship spinning isn't content in this context. Ice Mining Skill Plan. |

Untanas Volmyr
Running with Knives Nexus Fleet
13
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Posted - 2013.05.30 16:58:00 -
[117] - Quote
My first experience with the goons was in Age of Conan. Goonheim. Those bastards would gather oars, shovels, rakes, and your buddies severed arm and beat u with it. And there would be swarms of them! Buggers are like army ants. The tactics they use are rather hideously evil. gg |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
294
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 17:18:00 -
[118] - Quote
D.J. What are you doing to the euro goons?! /0\ |

Leper ofBacon
HELP GRANDMA SMASH HER LEGS IN
18
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Posted - 2013.05.30 17:33:00 -
[119] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:You sound like a Goon alt trying to obscure their history. Well played yourself.
However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team. Their main tactic is to make other players so miserable that they leave the game. Their "leader" advocated driving other players to suicide. google Mittani art of war for more on that philosophy.
Something Awful forums is a business model that has made 1.5 million + dollars on subscriptions and has a substantial add revenue due to its subscribers. Whether or not some of this money is used to help the Goons along is impossible to ascertain. However what is undeniable is that someone has a very nice life because of Goon success.
It is this probable smashentment of RL money and influence with a game that makes people despise them. Its like the obnoxious guy who buys cheat codes and then brags about how he kicks ass.
Like eve goons or not, this is a really ignorant post. The mean website thing you are describing just sounds like a successful business to me, not something to become enraged over? |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
327
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:37:00 -
[120] - Quote
Mhax Arthie wrote: Wait... your trolling now, right? Because if not, this is the best scam.. errr.. business model evah! So you set up a forum where you ask people to pay 10 buck to pass the idiot filter. So actually even if your a complete nut, the teen buck will make you a genius. I'm not even laughing... if this is true, it's fukin brilliant! Every day I learn something new!
Everyone pays $10, idiots get their accounts banned and don't get their money back, it's not rocket science. The mods are merciless assholes. Case in point a post like yours would get you banned just for terrible spelling and grammar.
Sometimes expensive restaurants aren't just better because the food is better. They're also better because the riff raff don't get through the door. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |
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Liang Nuren
Heretic Army Heretic Initiative
3715
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Posted - 2013.05.30 18:47:00 -
[121] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:However, they are astonishingly poor winners who pay $10 to belong to the "winning" team.
Correction: we pay $10 for the privilege of posting on a half way decent forum with other raging libera^w^w intelligent individuals.
-Liang Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8048
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:52:00 -
[122] - Quote
Robus Muvila wrote:Case in point a post like yours would get you banned just for terrible spelling and grammar.
Not really, he'd probably get a week long probation but not a ban. Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

baltec1
Bat Country
6711
|
Posted - 2013.05.30 18:59:00 -
[123] - Quote
Untanas Volmyr wrote:My first experience with the goons was in Age of Conan. Goonheim. Those bastards would gather oars, shovels, rakes, and your buddies severed arm and beat u with it. And there would be swarms of them! Buggers are like army ants. The tactics they use are rather hideously evil. gg
See this is why we need a corpse cannon. |

Liang Nuren
Heretic Army Heretic Initiative
3715
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:01:00 -
[124] - Quote
baltec1 wrote:Untanas Volmyr wrote:My first experience with the goons was in Age of Conan. Goonheim. Those bastards would gather oars, shovels, rakes, and your buddies severed arm and beat u with it. And there would be swarms of them! Buggers are like army ants. The tactics they use are rather hideously evil. gg See this is why we need a corpse cannon.
Festival launchers. They just need to accept stacks of corpses and have a cool (bloody) animation...
-Liang Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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General Nusense
Not Posting With My Main
60
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:02:00 -
[125] - Quote
Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
Posting in a "WE ARE STILL RELEVANT GOON ALT THREAD"
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Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
328
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:09:00 -
[126] - Quote
General Nusense wrote: Posting in a "WE ARE STILL RELEVANT GOON ALT THREAD"
Following the general tinfoil hattery of most of these types of posts. Roughly 80% of EVE are goons or goon alts.
Actually it's just you, yes you reading this post right now whoever you are. There are only 2 people playing EvE.
You and The Mittani. Everyone else is just one of his alts. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
417
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:26:00 -
[127] - Quote
Robus Muvila wrote: Everyone pays $10, idiots get their accounts banned and don't get their money back, it's not rocket science. The mods are merciless assholes. Case in point a post like yours would get you banned just for terrible spelling and grammar.
Some day it seems it's worth the 10$ just to read the post getting probation. Always a good laugh. |

Mulani Askiras
State War Academy Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:29:00 -
[128] - Quote
Danni stark wrote:Mulani Askiras wrote:Danni stark wrote: so what you're saying is, content is only content if you call it content?
doesn't matter how many times they burn jita, even if they did it every week and it lost all meaning it's still going to be content.
Station spinning for hours is content as well then, in this context. we're talking about player made content, so no, ship spinning isn't content in this context.
So you're saying a player spinning themselves in a station isn't content? The logic here is strong. |

Danni stark
431
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:34:00 -
[129] - Quote
Mulani Askiras wrote:Danni stark wrote:Mulani Askiras wrote:Danni stark wrote: so what you're saying is, content is only content if you call it content?
doesn't matter how many times they burn jita, even if they did it every week and it lost all meaning it's still going to be content.
Station spinning for hours is content as well then, in this context. we're talking about player made content, so no, ship spinning isn't content in this context. So you're saying a player spinning themselves in a station isn't content? The logic here is strong.
no, that's not what i'm saying. read what i wrote.
even if i was; it doesn't matter because it has nothing to do with anything in this thread. Ice Mining Skill Plan. |

Korah Arnelle
University of Caille Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:59:00 -
[130] - Quote
Don't feel bad, OP, SA folks vary greatly enough for me to say it really depends on with whom you hang out. I know one SA dude from SL (yes, W-HAT before it went under) and he's pretty good guy. Then I've known some other SA folks from Age of Conan who weren't worth my time so I just ignored them (although, tbh they weren't as annoying as those Murder Cow jerkwads). All in all, Goons here are just as much of a mix in my experience, so you get the good and the bad. Or I as like to call them: an assorted mix of fruits and nuts. :) |
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Rishard Severasse
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.30 20:03:00 -
[131] - Quote
Help me understand why people feel the need to talk about/badmouth/malign goons.
For real. |

Amelia Ryan
Aliastra Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2013.05.30 21:58:00 -
[132] - Quote
Scatim Helicon wrote:CCP created a game where it is possible to lie, cheat, scam, and generally be a jerk.
Some players get tremendously angry at the idea that some other players may actually take advantage of these possibilities.
This, seriously.
CCP creates EVE with close to no rules and nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan.
People mention goons and everybody loses their minds. |

Danni stark
431
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:04:00 -
[133] - Quote
Rishard Severasse wrote:Help me understand why people feel the need to talk about/badmouth/malign goons.
For real.
one of life's great mysteries, like the pyramids, the oceans, or women. Ice Mining Skill Plan. |

Malak Dawnfire
The Scope Gallente Federation
161
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:13:00 -
[134] - Quote
Goonswarm is an incredibly well organized and sophisticated secret society that isn't really that secret. |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1664
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:20:00 -
[135] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:Andski wrote: We respect the game, we just don't respect bad posting
Wars have been started over bad posting
Eve is about inclusion, of bringing players into the game. SA is about elitism and 10 bux. Its very interesting how this "innocent" OP has escalated. And really how you have taken such offence to the opinion of one poster.
Hahaha he said elitism and goons in the same sentence as if our main policy for the last several years running wasn't "If you put enough idiots in ships you can literally kill anything." |

dark heartt
I Own Four Sheep Nyratic
335
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:02:00 -
[136] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:Vince Snetterton wrote:Goons...
Imagine a social construct that attracts the worst that humanity has to offer. The pool (or cesspool) that the goon's draw from runs the gamut from the equivalent of the taliban, to goldman sachs' VP's, to the koch rrothers, to reality show producers.
The people that enjoy the style of play that goons espouse is one that the sociopaths and psychopaths of the world aspire to. That is what the culture of the goons is all about.
Don't get me wrong. Their leadership is far from stupid. In fact, they are quite intelligent. It is simply that they are evil.
But overall, the kind of people that enjoy the goons' playstyle are the same ones that enjoy hurting other people in real life, and believe that their ability to hurt other people is their right, if they can pull it off. Oh, and gloating about it makes it all the more enjoyable.
Their motto says it all. " we don't want to ruin THE game, just YOUR game." I'm willing to assume you kill hundreds of millions of innocent NPCs that crew the red crosses you destroy. You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game. the difference is made by actions against the living
No, no it's not. People in Eve kill each others avatars all the time, and the ones who I have met are some of the most well adjusted, calm, successful people I know. You cannot throw it out there that one corp or alliance is full of murderers just waiting for the right opportunity in real life to go on a killing spree. It's ridiculous and you know it is. Bienator II: "You can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose." I play in highsec. |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1665
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:08:00 -
[137] - Quote
I'm literally an avatar of pent up aggression who is about to snap at any minute because of how I behave in a video game. |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1665
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:09:00 -
[138] - Quote
I mean when I played star trek online I used to grief the starbase undock by self destructing my ship which would blow up ships next to me, the next day I did it IRL when I pressed the self destruct button on my ford pinto and took out a cop.
**** the police. |

Maxpie
MUSE Buy-n-Large Metaphysical Utopian Society Enterprises
299
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:37:00 -
[139] - Quote
Initially I hated goons because their stated goal was to ruin Eve and ideally force the game to close down. Somewhere along the line, I think goons fell in love with Eve. So now I just hate them out of habit.
No good deed goes unpunished |

Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
293
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Posted - 2013.05.30 23:38:00 -
[140] - Quote
Kult Altol wrote:And tipiea or whatever, I dont hate complexity, but why would I read propaganda. It would be like reading how great North Korea is if North Korea had its own publication.
Because dismissing everything from a particular source because of their choice of name for the site could limit getting EVE information? Because neither article was written by a member of Goonswarm and in particular the piece "The Big Lie" should be, imho, required reading from Aura? For the Emperor?
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
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KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
299
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Posted - 2013.05.31 03:30:00 -
[141] - Quote
SmilingVagrant wrote:I'm literally an avatar of pent up aggression who is about to snap at any minute because of how I behave in a video game.
D: |

Ioci
Bad Girl Posse Somethin Awfull Forums
396
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Posted - 2013.05.31 03:41:00 -
[142] - Quote
Danni stark wrote:Rishard Severasse wrote:Help me understand why people feel the need to talk about/badmouth/malign goons.
For real. one of life's great mysteries, like the pyramids, the oceans, or women.
Confirmed, Goons are like fat chicks with pointy triangle bewbs, floating in the ocean. R.I.P. Vile Rat |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1673
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Posted - 2013.05.31 05:30:00 -
[143] - Quote
I'm tempted to post an "Ask a goon" thread similar to the one that was posted in the MWO forums a while back. |

Vladimir Tinakin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2013.05.31 05:36:00 -
[144] - Quote
We have no one patient enough to run the Andersbot here though. |

Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
81
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Posted - 2013.05.31 05:53:00 -
[145] - Quote
I didn't realize how much I missed EVE until I glimpsed at these forums again.
ADULTS Yay.. Sarcasm ! yay... twisted ironic answers YAY........... game play to bring forum trolling to actual game behaviour Yay...
No.. i am not being facetious....
I am feeling happy ................. now.. just to find something I want to do in the game to give me a reason to be vested enough in the game to read the forums! |

Mark Androcius
113
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Posted - 2013.05.31 07:39:00 -
[146] - Quote
You have assets in this game, you will have to protect those assets. The more assets you have, the more you have to protect them.
Goons have many assets, goons therefore have to protect a lot. You may think they are just a bunch of @#%^(&@&, but actually, even something like Burn Jita or Hulkageddon, is a way for the Goons to protect their income.
Although there are many many more reasons, i shall just state one reason for Hulkageddon. Hulkageddon is meant to gank miners in High-sec space. What do people mine in high-sec space? indeed, lower value ores. So, what happens when you gank the group of people, mining the lower value ores? Exactly, the value of those ores goes up.
I don't know if you know, but in null-sec, those lower value ores aren't very abundant and besides this, industrialists usually don't feel like mining them ( Arkonor makes a lot more iskies after-all ).
If the value of a particular ore goes up, so does the likelihood of people mining them.
This is just a small example, but ultimately, they are protecting their assets and their position. Anybody else would do the exact same thing, Goons are just more successful than anybody else. If a man speaks his mind in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2965
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Posted - 2013.05.31 07:46:00 -
[147] - Quote
Being a goon is about never logging in while pubbies feed you free isk & put all the effort towards your success only for you to keep it all for yourself & refuse to acknowledge their part in said success. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |

Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
152
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Posted - 2013.05.31 11:59:00 -
[148] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:
You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.
Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game.
the difference is made by actions against the living
You are wrong, there is no difference. IT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ******* DOLT. One does not have to be a goon to understand that. |

Grozen
Titan Core
9
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Posted - 2013.05.31 13:38:00 -
[149] - Quote
Players who bring content into the game are always nice, and from what I've seen in burn jita2 it was rarely loss of ships for the goons.The freighters were cherry picked so that they were really worth ganking or at the least not at loss. knowledge is power. |

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
59
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Posted - 2013.05.31 15:28:00 -
[150] - Quote
Eram Fidard wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:
You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.
Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game.
the difference is made by actions against the living You are wrong, there is no difference. IT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ******* DOLT. One does not have to be a goon to understand that.
oh well and when you did destroy toys of the other kids when you where young, it was just toys right? OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |
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Mhax Arthie
87
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Posted - 2013.05.31 15:35:00 -
[151] - Quote
Grozen wrote:Players who bring content into the game are always nice, and from what I've seen in burn jita2 it was rarely loss of ships for the goons.The freighters were cherry picked so that they were really worth ganking or at the least not at loss. Totally agree. I so hate the npc scripted bad guys! But the dudes who pay 10 buck for idiot filter is the best non scripted bad guys evah. Is why EVE is the best mmo on market atm. |

Elizabeth Aideron
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.31 15:47:00 -
[152] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:
You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.
Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game.
the difference is made by actions against the living You are wrong, there is no difference. IT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ******* DOLT. One does not have to be a goon to understand that. oh well and when you did destroy toys of the other kids when you where young, it was just toys right?
Do you whine like this when someone checks you in chess? |

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
59
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Posted - 2013.05.31 15:54:00 -
[153] - Quote
Elizabeth Aideron wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:
You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.
Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game.
the difference is made by actions against the living You are wrong, there is no difference. IT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ******* DOLT. One does not have to be a goon to understand that. oh well and when you did destroy toys of the other kids when you where young, it was just toys right? Do you whine like this when someone checks you in chess?
you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1116
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:00:00 -
[154] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though you're playing the wrong game. |

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
59
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:01:00 -
[155] - Quote
Benny Ohu wrote:Harry Forever wrote:you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though you're playing the wrong game.
you are understanding it wrong, its the same no matter within a game or in real life, you decide who you are OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

Elizabeth Aideron
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:04:00 -
[156] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:Elizabeth Aideron wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:Harry Forever wrote:
the difference is made by actions against the living
You are wrong, there is no difference. IT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ******* DOLT. One does not have to be a goon to understand that. oh well and when you did destroy toys of the other kids when you where young, it was just toys right? Do you whine like this when someone checks you in chess? you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them... this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though
Part of the rules of EVE is being able to ruin someone's day, just like part of the rules of chess is checking. You agreed to that by logging in. If you don't like it, stop logging in.
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Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
59
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:05:00 -
[157] - Quote
I like it a lot, I like to see how people really are... OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
421
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:09:00 -
[158] - Quote
Elizabeth Aideron wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Eram Fidard wrote:
You evil, sadistic, heartless murderer.
Throw him in a padded room and lock away the key, this man is clearly a psychopath for his actions in a game.
the difference is made by actions against the living You are wrong, there is no difference. IT IS A VIDEO GAME YOU ******* DOLT. One does not have to be a goon to understand that. oh well and when you did destroy toys of the other kids when you where young, it was just toys right? Do you whine like this when someone checks you in chess?
(Gò»-¦Gûí-¦n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+) |

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1116
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:15:00 -
[159] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:Benny Ohu wrote:Harry Forever wrote:you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though you're playing the wrong game. you are understanding it wrong, its the same no matter within a game or in real life, you decide who you are so if i understand correctly
anyone who demands pirates not shoot people who don't want to be shot in a game about exactly that is trying to break the pirate's toy and therefore is a horrible psycho who must be stopped for the good of society
(ps are 'big wars just for the challenge' all fine for you in real life, too?) |

Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
920
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:24:00 -
[160] - Quote
What I enjoy about these types of threads is seeing the different aspects of a sub-set of the game I will never ever be part of as I enjoy parts of the game others will never ever be part of by simple collusion of playtime/mentality/interests and affiliation
After 8 years of being here, I have seen how EVE is an amazing melting pot of extremely well defined regional, political, social and economical self imposed boundaries that mutate in game to create new wholes or perpetuate said boundaries creating marvelous constructs of entities that are fascinating, from a certain perspective, read and see about.
The Metagame and the social intricacies within it are so vast and complex and so based on human perceptions, thus flawed from the start in my opinion, that EVE from an outsider-¦s view ends up being a highly different game depending not only from the region you are looking at it, but even timezone, day of the week, month or specific hour, only adding spice to the wonderfully wrought mesh chain that is eve.
Reminds me of the old saying a teacher used to tell my class regarding perceptions, when studying human figure drawing tests.
"No matter how hard you look at that wall, you will never be able to see how it looks on the other side, unless you go to the other room, and even then, you will stop seeing the previous wall" . Kinda loses a bit of the force of it when translated and out of the context, but that's how I feel , when reading this or that news site, this or that thread, or this or that forum regarding eve.
So alien, yet so close, so unknown yet so predictable.
A game that after 8 years still remains mysterious, simply because of the people and player driven content and the profound feuds that spawn within it.
Most games after 1 year remain the same , eve is always evolving, always in flux, beyond the crap ui, lame graphics and spreadsheets and awful menus and repetitive mind melting station music.
The Flux , the Chaos, the Drama and the way people move and react to it is always fresh, despite containing the same basic elements over and over.
This game is simply marvelous. Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
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Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
59
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:26:00 -
[161] - Quote
Benny Ohu wrote:Harry Forever wrote:Benny Ohu wrote:Harry Forever wrote:you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though you're playing the wrong game. you are understanding it wrong, its the same no matter within a game or in real life, you decide who you are so if i understand correctly anyone who demands pirates not shoot people who don't want to be shot in a game about exactly that is trying to break the pirate's toy and therefore is a horrible psycho who must be stopped for the good of society (ps are 'big wars just for the challenge' all fine for you in real life, too?)
wars need to happen if two parties can not come to a conclusion otherwise, at that point both will want that war I'm talking about, however hurting the innocent is shameful, starting war with someone who is not aggressing back as well, everybody has to make his decision on his own, you can feel if it is needed and there is no other solution or if it is just a shameful act OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

Vince Snetterton
288
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:30:00 -
[162] - Quote
Benny Ohu wrote:Harry Forever wrote:you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though you're playing the wrong game.
Yeah, guess the only acceptable way to play the game is the way that goons and their kind dictate. This whole "sandbox" (what an idiotic term) that CCP that supposedly has developed, which is supposed to cater to a multitude of playstyles...guess that did not happen.
From what I have seen is that CCP has developed a framework in software that allows for someone to immerse themselves in a virtual world. Unfortunately, the game designers believe that this world should be based on the views of someone like Ayn Rand.
This naturally attracts the human predators in the real world, the sociopaths, the psychopaths, because they now have a outlet to truly hurt someone ingame (permanent loss of assets) that most other games do not. These predators may or may not have that option in real life, and can use Eve to release that sick desire.
The people that want to play a style of game that more equates with how people operate in a civilized world, are at a disadvantage, when going up against organizations that would be the equivalent to enormously powerful criminal / terrorist organizations in the real world. Those law-abiding people can exist, but the game constructs do have the checks that the real world does to keep evil people, however slightly, at bay.
And as for this game being "only pixels", I find it interesting that commentators on the game always assign a real life currency value on losses in big battles, and how people will do just about anything to get on a titan kill. I have listened to the rage of people like Shaddoo (look him up on YouTube). Tell me that this is "only a game" to people like him.
If the mafia, the koch brothers, and the people running a plethora of multi-national corporations were not so busy in real life, they would be right at home in Eve, and would be working with the failed lawyer, or fighting to usurp him and take over his operations for their own personal gain. |

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1116
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:44:00 -
[163] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote:Benny Ohu wrote:Harry Forever wrote:you do not understand the difference of a challange where both agree upon and just some people who want to destroy stuff of others who do not want to fight but just build stuff
in this game all fine if people want to fight, but there are also people who just want to build stuff, I would never attack those... however the goons philosophy is exactly that, for me not different as those kids i was talking about, who just destroy the toys of other kids and make fun of them...
this is shameful and not honorable, a question of character... big wars just for the challange all fine for me though you're playing the wrong game. Yeah, guess the only acceptable way to play the game is the way that goons and their kind dictate. hey, that's that thing. that thing i didn't say, right there. you said that thing. not me. |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
40
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Posted - 2013.05.31 16:54:00 -
[164] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote: This whole "sandbox" (what an idiotic term)
Why is it idiotic? Citation needed.
Vince Snetterton wrote: The people that want to play a style of game that more equates with how people operate in a civilized world, are at a disadvantage, when going up against organizations that would be the equivalent to enormously powerful criminal / terrorist organizations in the real world. Those law-abiding people can exist, but the game constructs do have the checks that the real world does to keep evil people, however slightly, at bay.
Your observations are flawed on a basic level. You seem to equate Alliances to real world companies. They are more like countries. If you mess with their best interests and you aren't one of them, of course you get stepped on.
Are you suggesting that instead of corps and players organising their own laws, defense, logistics and manufacture that these things should be provided? Im sorry, but there is no omnipotent "God" in EvE there to do the work of creating a society with your personal favourite rules and laws for you, you have to do that yourself. TBH you should be thankful for Hisec and I dont know why you would leave as for the most part it seems to match what you think should be in a game. Correct me if Im wrong.
Vince Snetterton wrote: And as for this game being "only pixels", I find it interesting that commentators on the game always assign a real life currency value on losses in big battles, and how people will do just about anything to get on a titan kill. I have listened to the rage of people like Shaddoo (look him up on YouTube). Tell me that this is "only a game" to people like him.
Im not sure what you are getting at here. Without the threat of loss, there is no thrill. If someone wants to spend money on a ridiculous pinata like a CNR, then more power to them, but not everyone throws money at a problem.
Vince Snetterton wrote: If the mafia, the koch brothers, and the people running a plethora of multi-national corporations were not so busy in real life, they would be right at home in Eve, and would be working with the failed lawyer, or fighting to usurp him and take over his operations for their own personal gain.
I doubt they would have the intellect to pass the tutorials, tbh. "You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
211
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Posted - 2013.05.31 18:27:00 -
[165] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote:
STUFF
.
Tell me, in real life, with all the checks and balances you speak of, do you give your car to an absolute stranger to move for you?
Do you give a large sum of your money to a random who promised to double it?
Do you give your PIN number or your safe security code to anyone who you have just met?
If you are a manager, do you give purchasing ability and stock control to anyone within the company?
Do you sign randomly any contract waved in front of you?
Do you click those signs that say "Congratulations, you are the 1000th visitor"
Now, if, with all the legal consequences and safeguards you speak of in the real world, you do not do these things, why in the name of the FSM would you do it in a game where what bothers you is the lack of safeguards?
I suspect too many players mix with the wrong people, because, while they would of course, blow you out of the sky at the first opportunity, I have yet to meet players who come even close to the level of nastiness I have encountered in the real world.
*Shrugs* there is a difference between "Oh, I like talking to you and we help each other out" and "OMG here is full corp access"
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2969
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 18:35:00 -
[166] - Quote
Harry Forever wrote:wars need to happen if two parties can not come to a conclusion otherwise, at that point both will want that war I'm talking about, however hurting the innocent is shameful, starting war with someone who is not aggressing back as well, everybody has to make his decision on his own, you can feel if it is needed and there is no other solution or if it is just a shameful act
Wars are rarely started because both sides want it & it's the same in reality. You seem to have a limited grasp on reality.
The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
40
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 18:38:00 -
[167] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Wars are rarely started because both sides want it & it's the same in reality. You seem to have a limited grasp on reality.
Very good. I nearly put my own foot on that beartrap.
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2969
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 18:40:00 -
[168] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote:And as for this game being "only pixels", I find it interesting that commentators on the game always assign a real life currency value on losses in big battles.
It's done so people who don't play the game can get a sense of how valuable the losses were, since isk can be equated to an appoximate value due to PLEX. They're not saying "These people sunk $40000 in to EVE & lost it all in a battle".
The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |

I Need PLEX
State War Academy Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 18:43:00 -
[169] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Vince Snetterton wrote:And as for this game being "only pixels", I find it interesting that commentators on the game always assign a real life currency value on losses in big battles. It's done so people who don't play the game can get a sense of how valuable the losses were, since isk can be equated to an appoximate value due to PLEX. They're not saying "These people sunk $40000 in to EVE & lost it all in a battle".
Yeah its not like farming for a week to get your epic flying mount |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
1314
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 19:18:00 -
[170] - Quote
Goons are members of the Something Awful forum community. Many goons that play EVE are members of Goonswarm Federation. They play the game however the hell they want, just like everyone else.
I'm not sure what is difficult for people to understand about that. |
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Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
59
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 19:24:00 -
[171] - Quote
Mallak Azaria wrote:Harry Forever wrote:wars need to happen if two parties can not come to a conclusion otherwise, at that point both will want that war I'm talking about, however hurting the innocent is shameful, starting war with someone who is not aggressing back as well, everybody has to make his decision on his own, you can feel if it is needed and there is no other solution or if it is just a shameful act Wars are rarely started because both sides want it & it's the same in reality. You seem to have a limited grasp on reality.
honestly I'm not sure how to explain you again what i just said, if you did already interpret it so badly the first time OMG! the asteroid is depleted! |

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
14460
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 19:25:00 -
[172] - Quote
Vince Snetterton wrote:Yeah, guess the only acceptable way to play the game is the way that goons and their kind dictate. This whole "sandbox" (what an idiotic term) that CCP that supposedly has developed, which is supposed to cater to a multitude of playstyles...guess that did not happen. No, that's exactly what happened, and that's why the acceptable way to play the game is the way that you dictate yourself. One way of doing that is to let others dictate your game for you because you can't/won't take control yourself.
The game caters for any play style you choose, if you are able to secure it for yourself. But that's just it: you have to do it GÇö the game won't do it for you. GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.-á |

Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1116
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 19:26:00 -
[173] - Quote
Vimsy Vortis wrote:Goons are members of the Something Awful forum community. Many goons that play EVE are members of Goonswarm Federation. They play the game however the hell they want, just like everyone else.
I'm not sure what is difficult for people to understand about that. but a vet in my npc starter corp said-- |

Lyza Kimbo
Cat Scratch Fever
13
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 19:35:00 -
[174] - Quote
EvilweaselSA wrote:everyone who doesn't think they're a part is merely a pawn or target practice in the game of space thrones
Weasel here is a fairly typical goon.
Sometimes he can be a decent guy, and offer helpful information. But mostly he just says things like this.
Bottom line about the goons is that they are griefers. They get off on causing other people misery.
Now, they may or may not be really cool guys if you are a Goon, but as far as the rest of us are concerned, they're just an extraordinarily successful band of scammers, liars, con-men, gankers, griefers, and general ass-hats. Never, ever trust a goon, at all, under any circumstances, even if they are offering to recruit you. |

Adamai
Naval Protection Corp
3
|
Posted - 2013.05.31 20:38:00 -
[175] - Quote
Goons is a rather broad abbreviation of a group of people hell bent on being incredibly smart but without ever showing it. a goon is a goon. they lark around and nothing is beyond fun for them, if your prize ratting ship cripples you when they kill it and causes you to leave the game then that's just another successful hit for a goon of goon swarm.
my advice is take what they say with a pinch of salt as its usually from a little bee and not the guys in charge, most of the things they say and threaten never take place.
all in all goons true actions are usually well planned and executed. if they are not then its the work of the little bees and not an alliance decision.
goons will be goons untill they have a serious goal that works in their favour. after all they did shut down band of brothers, not much more you can say really.
ps
they are incredibly opportunistic. they care very little about allies and even less about small corps or other alliances. they do care about the community of eve which is refreshing given goons past history in other games.
for example the second life incident, if im not mistaken goons created a gremlin type creature that shut the servers down. they usually swarm from one game to another to usually cause more harm than good.
so just keep that in mind when dealing with them and never trust them or rely on them unless you know 100% what your trusting them to do or with is in their personal interest. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3593
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 03:28:00 -
[176] - Quote
Adamai wrote:they are incredibly opportunistic. they care very little about allies and even less about small corps or other alliances. they do care about the community of eve which is refreshing given goons past history in other games.
for example the second life incident, if im not mistaken goons created a gremlin type creature that shut the servers down. they usually swarm from one game to another to usually cause more harm than good.
so just keep that in mind when dealing with them and never trust them or rely on them unless you know 100% what your trusting them to do or with is in their personal interest. What's this second life you speak of? Twilight?
Oh, World of Darkness. I am a nullsec zealot. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3593
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 03:30:00 -
[177] - Quote
Vimsy Vortis wrote:Goons are members of the Something Awful forum community. Many goons that play EVE are members of Goonswarm Federation. They play the game however the hell they want, just like everyone else.
I'm not sure what is difficult for people to understand about that. That's not what I learned from Riverini. I am a nullsec zealot. |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
303
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 03:47:00 -
[178] - Quote
Its actually pretty funny that alot of people are convinced Goons are all a different kind of people just because they belong to a certain organisation.
See if there was an actual cultural difference [like say for example the russians] then I would understand this kind of threads [then again, the threads would get shut down for bordering racism].
Explain to me how Goons are different? Sure you can dislike the organisation as a whole, herd mentality will steer people in a certain direction that can lead to organisations giving off a certain vibe.
But a Goon isnt some special type of human being that gravitates to a certain community, every large alliance has asshats and good people alike. People join and leave Goonswarm every day, does dropping your roles in goons somehow change your brain anatomy and change your personality?
tldr; I can understand the posts where people say they like/dislike Goons as an organisation, but the people saying *a goon is this* or *a goon is that* are just being retarted. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3593
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 03:49:00 -
[179] - Quote
KuroVolt wrote:People join and leave Goonswarm every day, does dropping your roles in goons somehow change your brain anatomy and change your personality?
tldr; I can understand the posts where people say they like/dislike Goons as an organisation, but the people saying *a goon is this* or *a goon is that* are just being retarted. No, because there's corp history. I am a nullsec zealot. |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
339
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 04:16:00 -
[180] - Quote
Tippia wrote: that's exactly what happened, and that's why the acceptable way to play the game is the way that you dictate yourself. One way of doing that is to let others dictate your game for you because you can't/won't take control yourself.
The game caters for any play style you choose, if you are able to secure it for yourself. But that's just it: you have to do it GÇö the game won't do it for you.
This summinates what I've tried to say to people so many times. That quote's a keeper. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |
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Astrid Stjerna
Underking Family
804
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 04:27:00 -
[181] - Quote
Xinivrae wrote:Why do goons do what they do? Couldn't tell you, but I do what I do because I want to have fun while playing a video game. Pretty simple really.
I'll never understand why people think we're so different from them and need to be analyzed.
Let me put it this way:
We analyze the Goons purely because you're so different. We don't understand how you can derive pleasure from harassing people into quitting a game, particularly upon considering that each person you drive away, or harass to the point of 'I'm not coming back', is one less subscriber to keep this game going.
You see, your actions are counter-intuitive: you want to have fun playing the game, but you want to do that by making other people less inclined to play.. In essence: while the vast majority of EvE's player population wants to help grow the game and attract subscribers, you appear to desire the exact opposite.
If you drive enough people away -- however unlikely this is to actually happen -- CCP may even decide that EvE isn't profitable to operate any more. At that point, congratulations -- you've shut down a business and forced dozens of people out of work.
You act without understanding the self-destructive nature of your behavior.
That's why we think you're deserving of analysis. I can't get rid of my darn signature!-á Oh, wait.... |

Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
339
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 04:32:00 -
[182] - Quote
Astrid Stjerna wrote:Xinivrae wrote:Why do goons do what they do? Couldn't tell you, but I do what I do because I want to have fun while playing a video game. Pretty simple really.
I'll never understand why people think we're so different from them and need to be analyzed. Let me put it this way: We analyze the Goons purely because you're so different. We don't understand how you can derive pleasure from harassing people into quitting a game, particularly upon considering that each person you drive away, or harass to the point of 'I'm not coming back', is one less subscriber to keep this game going. You see, your actions are counter-intuitive: you want to have fun playing the game, but you want to do that by making other people less inclined to play.. In essence: while the vast majority of EvE's player population wants to help grow the game and attract subscribers, you appear to desire the exact opposite. If you drive enough people away -- however unlikely this is to actually happen -- CCP may even decide that EvE isn't profitable to operate any more. At that point, congratulations -- you've shut down a business and forced dozens of people out of work. You act without understanding the self-destructive nature of your behavior. That's why we think you're deserving of analysis.
So essentially, if people throw their toys out of the pram and leave because they don't get their own way in space.
It's our fault.
Cool.
Got it. TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |

Emily Earnest
State War Academy Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:06:00 -
[183] - Quote
Astrid Stjerna wrote:In essence: while the vast majority of EvE's player population wants to help grow the game and attract subscribers, you appear to desire the exact opposite.
Tell me I'm cherry picking if you want, but please tell me more about how goons don't bring in new players pretty much every day. Might also be Xinivrae
People are still weird... |

James 420
EVE Corporation 98188875
12
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 05:27:00 -
[184] - Quote
People don't like goons because goons bots a lot/rmt a lot and used shady techniques (including rmt) to get efame, is it a reason to hate on an irrelevant goon grunt? Nope, mainly because he is irrelevant.  Don't hate the playa hate the game. Proud enforcer of 420 BLAZE IT |

E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
197
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:12:00 -
[185] - Quote
Bob Blunts wrote:E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
The reason for the goon hate is because they donGÇÖt respect the game or the gaming community. They exploit every aspect of the game and try to manipulate every exploitable situation to suite them regardless of how it effects the game or the people in it. With that said In any organization both good and bad people can be found, but in bad organizations you seldom see the good people in charge. The few control the many. Which part demonstrates their lack of respect for the game? Their tireless efforts to provide content? (Burn Jita 1 and 2, Hulkageddon, the ice interdictions, probably more null stuff of which im unaware) The thousands of hours their members have spent providing Eve with it's only *real* news site? (If you say EN24, then we have nothing further to discuss) The untold man hours spent maintaining and growing their space empire to provide a home for their vast membership? Maybe it is the development of Evemon that demonstrates this lack of respect? Or the former goons who moved on to help develop the game? Wait! Let me guess! You must be a high sec whine...err... miner? Thats the only conclusion I can draw from your ignorant ill informed ranting. People like you need to seriously get over yourselves. Goons ganking your freighter =/= Goons not respecting the game or community.
ThatGÇÖs part of the problem with you goons. You think bad content is ok as long as it benefits you.
They do provide a service, just as Heaven needs Hell and Darth needed Luke, Eve also needs it demons.
They can provide content but its their blatant lack of respect for the game and its community that earns them the hate. The non stop exploitation of every single thing that can be exploited. Just because something can be done doesnGÇÖt mean it always should be done.
No matter how many bridges a good man builds, if he builds those bridges while working for a sheet company his work will still be sheet. |

Malak Dawnfire
The Scope Gallente Federation
167
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:16:00 -
[186] - Quote
Not an important guy, just feel like I haven't experienced EVE yet without getting scammed or blown up by Goonswarm as I still have respect for these guys.
Send a few after me in higfh-sec? |

E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
197
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:20:00 -
[187] - Quote
One of the so called content from the goons that made me laugh was the proposed war games. So they donGÇÖt want to fight in null and have a war but have organized fights(duels) because they feel war is to stressful and costly? Any thing to keep the sea of blue calm I guess.
Keep that content coming just donGÇÖt let the cat sheet in the sand box. |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8098
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:32:00 -
[188] - Quote
i'm sorry that we can't live the thrill a minute life of the highsec "please make it unprofitable to flog me mercilessly" miner Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Astrid Stjerna
Underking Family
804
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:39:00 -
[189] - Quote
Emily Earnest wrote:Astrid Stjerna wrote:In essence: while the vast majority of EvE's player population wants to help grow the game and attract subscribers, you appear to desire the exact opposite. Tell me I'm cherry picking if you want, but please tell me more about how goons don't bring in new players pretty much every day.
You are cherry picking, but I won't hold it against you. 
It's important to remember that income is not always greater than outflow. The Canadian one-cent coin, by way of example, cost 1.6 cents per unit to mint. The Canadian mint was actually losing money on every penny they made.
I fully admit further along in my post that it's unlikely to ever reach that point; there are other sources that CCP can draw from to build a subscriber base. My point, however, was to show that the Goons' behavior is confusing to the point of irrationality. I can't get rid of my darn signature!-á Oh, wait.... |

E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
197
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:50:00 -
[190] - Quote
Andski wrote:i'm sorry that we can't live the thrill a minute life of the highsec "please make it unprofitable to flog me mercilessly" miner
Right, goons donGÇÖt want to fight other trained and skilled or fitted pvp pilots from other null sec corps for control of sov because that would be to stressful and costly.... so lets go gank some players in hi-sec that arenGÇÖt trained skilled or fitted for pvp.
Now thatGÇÖs content.  |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8098
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 06:54:00 -
[191] - Quote
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Right, goons donGÇÖt want to fight other trained and skilled or fitted pvp pilots from other null sec corps for control of sov because that would be to stressful and costly.... so lets go gank some players in hi-sec that arenGÇÖt trained skilled or fitted for pvp. Now thatGÇÖs content. 
after having conquered every region in 0.0 at some point in time the only thing left to do is flog some hiseccers
not our problem if they don't know anything about this game beyond how to set up a bot (( Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
1241
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 07:18:00 -
[192] - Quote
Andski wrote:E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Right, goons donGÇÖt want to fight other trained and skilled or fitted pvp pilots from other null sec corps for control of sov because that would be to stressful and costly.... so lets go gank some players in hi-sec that arenGÇÖt trained skilled or fitted for pvp. Now thatGÇÖs content.  after having conquered every region in 0.0 at some point in time the only thing left to do is flog some hiseccers not our problem if they don't know anything about this game beyond how to set up a bot ((
By posting nonsense like this Andski, (implying that hi-seccers are botters} one can only hope that you quit the game.
Folk would then have more respect for, and dislike the goons less. This is not a signature. |

baltec1
Bat Country
6732
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 07:48:00 -
[193] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
By posting nonsense like this Andski, (implying that hi-seccers are botters} one can only hope that you quit the game.
Folk would then have more respect for, and dislike the goons less.
Its a well known fact that caldari space contains more bots than any other area of space. |

Emily Earnest
State War Academy Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 08:56:00 -
[194] - Quote
Astrid Stjerna wrote:You are cherry picking, but I won't hold it against you.  It's important to remember that income is not always greater than outflow. The Canadian one-cent coin, by way of example, cost 1.6 cents per unit to mint. The Canadian mint was actually losing money on every penny they made. I fully admit further along in my post that it's unlikely to ever reach that point; there are other sources that CCP can draw from to build a subscriber base. My point, however, was to show that the Goons' behavior is confusing to the point of irrationality.
Well I thank you for that 
I could see how you'd arrive at your conclusion as you're someone on the outside looking in. But don't you think that if we were truly out to "destroy your game" as it were, we'd be a lot more malicious about it, instead of creating content that a large portion of people who aren't in goons can participate in? I mean sure, on the surface, Burn Jita or the extended hulkageddon might seem attacks on the player base at large, but the reactions I've seen, for the most part, have been positive.
If we really are some evil space empire hell bent on burning the game down, I'm just not seeing it. Honestly, sometimes I feel more like a member of a parks and recreation board... Might also be Xinivrae
People are still weird... |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8101
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 13:17:00 -
[195] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:By posting nonsense like this Andski, (implying that hi-seccers are botters} one can only hope that you quit the game.
Folk would then have more respect for, and dislike the goons less.
Yes clearly those hundreds of characters in mission hubs that are there for half of the day warping between the station and mission sites like clockwork are just highly enthusiastic mission runners, not botters! Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Tribal Band
677
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 13:32:00 -
[196] - Quote
tbh it doesn't really matter what group is represented by the accusations or hatred.
The internet has empowered baser characteristics in some people for many years. They are empowered by the anonymity the internet provides them.
The internet if full of people who make slugs look smart. The internet is full of people who only spew vitriol and hatred.
People who post crap like this --> Quote:Full assburgers much? isould expect that from a Tribe scrub I'm not the CEO, Director or Diplomat for my corp I have no say at all in which alliance my corp joins But that whole concept is lost on imbeciles like the poster of the above quoted statement.
The goons are bad ?? I couldn't really care, all I see is a lot of whining and crying. If Goons upset you that much, Eve gives you the tools to let you make them know. Bounties and war-decs...... use them or stop with the pointless internet posturing. |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
584
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 17:32:00 -
[197] - Quote
There is a rockfarm floating in the great black sea; an egg-shaped blowout spinning on its balanced axis to almost 1G at the valley floor. A small home stands near the ring pond, an old couple live there tending the pharma-stock and the vast fields of green cultivate, some from seed option far older than any database records.
One day a load of sulNi condensate knocked on the house door.
GÇ£COME IN! COME IN!GÇ¥
The load entered the house and was surprised to see a giant macaw perched in the backrest of the head chair at the dinner table. This was odd because there were two tables in the house, and it would be more appropriate for the bird to be seated in the kitchen. The load commented on this fact to the bird.
GÇ£BERNACE ISNGÇÖT HOME!GÇ¥
Well what does that have to do with what is right and good replied the load. Soon a great argument developed and animals began to take notice. A rooster appeared and took another backrest. Some pigs arrived, they however stayed at the door. But the two great St.Bernards on the porch began to bay and bark at the commotion, in fact adding to the clamor.
Mema Picken arrived and was aghast at the display. Not knowing what to do she made tea for the guests and tried to make polite conversation.
Some time latter Pape Picken arrived home from working in the lowgrav fields high up the valley wall. Mema ran to him with tears in her eyes and clutched onto him. He held her for some moments. Then without a word he led the pigs back to their pen, sent the rooster to the chicken coop, fed the dogs, and put the macaw back in its cage.
He eyed the load of sulNi and sighed deeply, he was used to the smell and it did not bother him. He pumped the load into a spreader and set out to a sparse field labeled 9D-1. He opened the nozzles and started his circuit around the odd shaped plot, some time latter he was done. He went home and rested from the days work.
A fortday or more passes, each cycle 9D-1 gets greener and more lush. Eventually all the animals come and eat their fill of the good green grass. And soon after another load of sulNi condensate is ready to go.
Cooking bacon with Wyatt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hS17crSI54 |

Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
50
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Posted - 2013.06.01 17:38:00 -
[198] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote: Pile o'manure
God, I hate CVA
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
584
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 18:07:00 -
[199] - Quote
What is it that your alliance wants to "Petition Blizzard" for anyway Romana? Cooking bacon with Wyatt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hS17crSI54 |

baltec1
Bat Country
6740
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 18:16:00 -
[200] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:What is it that your alliance wants to "Petition Blizzard" for anyway Romana?
"something something grr goons something something ban them all." |
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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
774
|
Posted - 2013.06.01 18:18:00 -
[201] - Quote
Xinivrae wrote:Why do goons do what they do? Couldn't tell you, but I do what I do because I want to have fun while playing a video game. Pretty simple really.
I'll never understand why people think we're so different from them and need to be analyzed.
That's a cutie avatar over there. Well done.
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |

Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu Curatores Veritatis Alliance
588
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Posted - 2013.06.03 09:45:00 -
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This thread was severely edited just before the forums went offline, many of the posts were removed. Pretty randomly as far as I can tell. Usually the ISD's make a note about editing, what they removed and why, nothing like that here.
Here's the archived version http://www.eve-search.com/thread/241313-1/page/1
Anyone have any ideas about what happened?
Bored in highsec? How to get into low http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ5GPtmQETo-á |

Dave Stark
3070
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Posted - 2013.06.03 09:47:00 -
[203] - Quote
Corey Fumimasa wrote:Anyone have any ideas about what happened?
ISDs got sick of all the badposting? |

Axyl Gaterau
The Scope Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2013.06.03 10:46:00 -
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Mark Androcius wrote:You have assets in this game, you will have to protect those assets. The more assets you have, the more you have to protect them.
Goons have many assets, goons therefore have to protect a lot. You may think they are just a bunch of @#%^(&@&, but actually, even something like Burn Jita or Hulkageddon, is a way for the Goons to protect their income.
Although there are many many more reasons, i shall just state one reason for Hulkageddon. Hulkageddon is meant to gank miners in High-sec space. What do people mine in high-sec space? indeed, lower value ores. So, what happens when you gank the group of people, mining the lower value ores? Exactly, the value of those ores goes up.
I don't know if you know, but in null-sec, those lower value ores aren't very abundant and besides this, industrialists usually don't feel like mining them ( Arkonor makes a lot more iskies after-all ).
If the value of a particular ore goes up, so does the likelihood of people mining them.
This is just a small example, but ultimately, they are protecting their assets and their position. Anybody else would do the exact same thing, Goons are just more successful than anybody else.
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Astrid Stjerna
Underking Family
812
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:14:00 -
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Emily Earnest wrote:Astrid Stjerna wrote:You are cherry picking, but I won't hold it against you.  It's important to remember that income is not always greater than outflow. The Canadian one-cent coin, by way of example, cost 1.6 cents per unit to mint. The Canadian mint was actually losing money on every penny they made. I fully admit further along in my post that it's unlikely to ever reach that point; there are other sources that CCP can draw from to build a subscriber base. My point, however, was to show that the Goons' behavior is confusing to the point of irrationality. Well I thank you for that  I could see how you'd arrive at your conclusion as you're someone on the outside looking in. But don't you think that if we were truly out to "destroy your game" as it were, we'd be a lot more malicious about it, instead of creating content that a large portion of people who aren't in goons can participate in? I mean sure, on the surface, Burn Jita or the extended hulkageddon might seem attacks on the player base at large, but the reactions I've seen, for the most part, have been positive. If we really are some evil space empire hell bent on burning the game down, I'm just not seeing it. Honestly, sometimes I feel more like a member of a parks and recreation board...
Again, I'm not saying that the Goons are deliberately trying to depopulate New Eden; as I've already stated, if the number of new players that the Goons attract does not exceed the number they cause to leave, EVE will eventually become unprofitable to operate.
It may not be deliberate, but that's beside the point, which is:
We study the Goons because their actions are confusing, irrational and illogical. Much like most of New Eden on most days. ;) I can't get rid of my darn signature!-á Oh, wait.... |

waltari
Eclipse Navy. Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:20:00 -
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Daedlus Caine wrote:First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs in the general or the alliance/corp dicussions. vov I'll risk it anyway
As I have been playing actively for about a year or two now, I've been trying to figure out why I have this mental alignment to hate the Goons. Maybe it's their popularity, maybe the fact fedoras died in the 70's, or if Mister Shadoo of PL's face makes me laugh more. So I ask of any member of the Goonswarm that passes by, what's your game? I have a difficult time thinking you're pirates. It's not the usual MO of the sociopaths of low-sec. I want to hear a Goon's thought of what they are and their alignments to the EVE universe are. Let's face it though, I'll probably only get a snark comment.
Thanks for reading!
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Dion Cranes
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:20:00 -
[207] - Quote
Dont worry about the Goons. There Time will come where they disapear from the Map,just like every big Corp/Alliance befor them. |

waltari
Eclipse Navy. Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:24:00 -
[208] - Quote
Dion Cranes wrote: There Time will come where they disapear from the Map
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Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
152
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:53:00 -
[209] - Quote
Dion Cranes wrote:Don't worry about the Goons. Their time will come where they disappear from the map, just like every big Corp/Alliance before them.
Nobody even makes the slightest effort anymore... |

HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
564
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:58:00 -
[210] - Quote
we're the good guys of eve online, a game which is sometimes online Follow me on twitter |
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baltec1
Bat Country
6761
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Posted - 2013.06.03 12:39:00 -
[211] - Quote
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Again, I'm not saying that the Goons are deliberately trying to depopulate New Eden; as I've already stated, if the number of new players that the Goons attract does not exceed the number they cause to leave, EVE will eventually become unprofitable to operate.
It may not be deliberate, but that's beside the point, which is:
We study the Goons because their actions are confusing, irrational and illogical. Much like most of New Eden on most days. ;)
Anyone who quits over something we did would have quit over some other bad thing that would have happened to them. |

Sentamon
980
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Posted - 2013.06.03 13:22:00 -
[212] - Quote
Make a goonie cry, cloaky camp their systems. Especially Ice systems after tomorrow.  ~ Professional Forum Alt -á~ |

Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
146
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Posted - 2013.06.03 13:50:00 -
[213] - Quote
Sentamon wrote:Make a goonie cry, cloaky camp their systems. Especially Ice systems after tomorrow. 
I'll be more interested in what assets they'll exploit, and how long will CCP allow it to continue this time. "In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." ~George Orwell
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flakeys
Interstellar Corporation of Science and Technology Interstellar Confederation
1140
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Posted - 2013.06.03 14:09:00 -
[214] - Quote
Andski wrote:We do everything. Some goons like suicide ganking in highsec, so we give them the resources they need to accomplish that. Some goons like wormholes, so we give them what they need to do that. Some goons like gigantic TiDi meatgrinders, some goons like small gang PvP, and some goons like ruining days in a hostile region - we help them accomplish those things as well.
You forgot that a lot like to carebear their ass off and then ''they'' give them the safest null enviremont there is with a big blue block around you.The only reason any of my friends actually joined the goons over time.
At times i wonder how many percent of goons actually give a damn about their Alliance and how much percent only joins them for ''killboardwhoring'' andd ''plexfarming'' .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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flakeys
Interstellar Corporation of Science and Technology Interstellar Confederation
1140
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Posted - 2013.06.03 14:13:00 -
[215] - Quote
baltec1 wrote:Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Again, I'm not saying that the Goons are deliberately trying to depopulate New Eden; as I've already stated, if the number of new players that the Goons attract does not exceed the number they cause to leave, EVE will eventually become unprofitable to operate.
It may not be deliberate, but that's beside the point, which is:
We study the Goons because their actions are confusing, irrational and illogical. Much like most of New Eden on most days. ;)
Anyone who quits over something we did would have quit over some other bad thing that would have happened to them.
Now that i can agree on.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1928
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Posted - 2013.06.03 16:57:00 -
[216] - Quote
Dion Cranes wrote:There Time will come where they disapear from the Map,just like every big Corp/Alliance befor them.
Sorry, you already missed that time, we're back now.
Titans were never meant to be "cost effective", its a huge ****.-á- CCP Oveur, 2006
~If you want a picture of the future of WiS, imagine a spaceship, stamping on an avatar's face. Forever. |

JackknifedII
The Canaries
32
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Posted - 2013.06.03 17:11:00 -
[217] - Quote
Goons don't care what you think, and only care (to any degree) about other goons.
And it's worth remembering that Goonwaffe is an outside community that plays eve, not a bunch of eve players who joined a forum. So there are in jokes and well established ways of communicating, it's an established community before eve even comes into the equation.
The rest of the goonswarm corporations however, I can't speak for those hillbillies.
But yeah, goons are awesome. Sign up today, for a modest fee ofc. Dreams are transitory in nature, and therefore wasted on the living... Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....
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Pipernelli Spacemitt
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2013.06.03 17:26:00 -
[218] - Quote
flakeys wrote:Andski wrote:We do everything. Some goons like suicide ganking in highsec, so we give them the resources they need to accomplish that. Some goons like wormholes, so we give them what they need to do that. Some goons like gigantic TiDi meatgrinders, some goons like small gang PvP, and some goons like ruining days in a hostile region - we help them accomplish those things as well. You forgot that a lot like to carebear their ass off and then ''they'' give them the safest null enviremont there is with a big blue block around you.The only reason any of my friends actually joined the goons over time. At times i wonder how many percent of goons actually give a damn about their Alliance and how much percent only joins them for ''killboardwhoring'' andd ''plexfarming'' .
The same could be said of most established alliances which are predominated by a recycled core of players who've been around since the early days.
Coalition warfare is about winning, not gudfites and elitepvp. You either join a team that's already winning or you eventually loose it all and watch the smug posts roll in as your assets go up for a firesale. |

Ha Hakoke
Calamari Logistics
0
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Posted - 2013.06.03 17:55:00 -
[219] - Quote
Personally I don't dislike the goons or any of the other big names. I go more on a individual basis if I don't like the guy or girl I don't like them. |

E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
198
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Posted - 2013.06.03 17:56:00 -
[220] - Quote
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:Andski wrote:E-2C Hawkeye wrote:Right, goons donGÇÖt want to fight other trained and skilled or fitted pvp pilots from other null sec corps for control of sov because that would be to stressful and costly.... so lets go gank some players in hi-sec that arenGÇÖt trained skilled or fitted for pvp. Now thatGÇÖs content.  after having conquered every region in 0.0 at some point in time the only thing left to do is flog some hiseccers not our problem if they don't know anything about this game *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal By posting nonsense like this Andski, one can only hope that you quit the game. Folk would then have more respect for, and dislike the goons less. Edit: removed reply to removed personal attack. ISD Ezwal.
Goonism at its best. |
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