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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:05:00 -
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MCorp and Shinra leave 5. "Hardcore Operations too much for them"
says ATUK Commander Hue Jorgon.
The [5] announce the passing of Shinra and M Corp from [5]
membership, after the rigours of prolonged combat proved too much for
them.
[5] Leadership, although ever trusting of our dedicated pilots, were
coincidentally testing the latest hi tech bugging devices in the
cockpits of some of their podders, only to discover these two
corporations, once seen as trusted allies, had been approaching the
Red menace, known as the RA. This was a cause of some concern, which
was further reinforced when it was discovered that Nebba, a key
Shinra player, had suffered at the hands of a quack implant surgeon
and had also mispurchased the new "Infomorph Psychology" skill,
instead spending hours learning "I-luv-morph pathology", which causes
a pathological love of small claymation 'pets' and can cause serious
misjudgements by any individual so affected.
It is rumoured that the rogue corporations have been spurned as
"serial betrayers" by the RA.
The [5], ATUK/Black omega Security/Black Reign/Delta
Team/Supremacy/TTI, for those of you who can't count....) look
forward to continuing their campaign in the north where their
dreadnaught fleet continues to prosper. The Forsaken Empire, Phoenix
Alliance and the NBSI have been painted as prime targets with the
usual predictions of a rapid demise being bandied about. As a new
year approaches we shall see how many kills it brings.
Rumours of upcoming 'ultimate weapons' continue to fill the airwaves,
and there is talk of ships large enough to contain ATUK CEO Noob
Scriptor's ego, rolling off [5] production lines, although this seems
ridiculous to many.
The legendary French Wing continue with their successes and many ATUK
pilots are seeing the Red moon as a sign of more ATUK and [5]
victories to come. Indeed, many attribute the Red Moon to the blood
of the thousands of pods that fanatical ATUK fighters have sent to
their graves.
ATUK and the [5] would like to send our enemies glad tidings of Christmas cheer, however the 100isk charge would be prohibitive and our scientists are currently attempting to add them to killmails......
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:08:00 -
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Edited by: slothe on 18/12/2005 15:13:29
good luck to mcorp shinra and atuk.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:09:00 -
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i doubt you have the reasons for their departure correct..
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
Chowdown
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:10:00 -
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Good Luck in the future to all of our freinds.
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The Enslaver
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:10:00 -
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ROFL.
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FireFoxx80: If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU. |
Calderio
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:11:00 -
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/me loves the jimmysav style press announcment
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RIP Kevin Wessel, Age 20, Departed April 19 2005, Baghdad |
Wisegirl
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:11:00 -
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No cool banners without Shinra I take it? 
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Drilla
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:12:00 -
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GL
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:14:00 -
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Seriously, no banner..? ;.;
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LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:14:00 -
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*salutes teh jimmy*
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Angus Therm0pyle
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:15:00 -
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haha nice jimmy
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Garnerius De'Nugent
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:16:00 -
[12]
 Originally by: ParMizaN
i doubt you have the reasons for their departure correct..
I doubt you have a sense of humour.
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Originally by: Deathwing
all of you grab ur sanitary napkins, stfu and get back in ur eve kitchens and make me a pie
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Darko1107
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:17:00 -
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GO SHINRA!
I <3 You now.
(Chowdown still needs work.)
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LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Garnerius De'Nugent
Originally by: ParMizaN
i doubt you have the reasons for their departure correct..
I doubt you have a sense of humour.
Not for these people :)
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Garnerius De'Nugent
Originally by: ParMizaN
i doubt you have the reasons for their departure correct..
I doubt you have a sense of humour.
Not for these people :)
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:17:00 -
[16]
 omg jimmysav post
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^_^ my sig is better then urs, damn right! ^_^ |
Pehova Mindtriq
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:20:00 -
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So what does Lotka Volterra mean?
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Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: LoxyRider
Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Garnerius De'Nugent
Originally by: ParMizaN
i .....
.
:)
Whisky Tango Foxtrot, loxy did atuk change corp name ?
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^_^ my sig is better then urs, damn right! ^_^ |
Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Pehova Mindtriq
So what does Lotka Volterra mean?
It's the Predator:Prey equation. Google it if you want the full story.
Goodluck to all our friends in 5, we lub you.
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Fire Hawk
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:22:00 -
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Everybody needs to go where they think they need to go.
Respect to Shinra and M. Corp, best wishies and see you on the BF ;)
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ATUK French Wing - Fear the french touch
Thanks to our enemies, they made us strong. |
LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Shai Faetal
Originally by: LoxyRider
Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: Garnerius De'Nugent
Originally by: ParMizaN
i .....
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:)
Whisky Tango Foxtrot, loxy did atuk change corp name ?
Stil atuk in the blood here  .
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Drilla
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:23:00 -
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Edited by: Drilla on 18/12/2005 15:23:06
Originally by: Pehova Mindtriq
So what does Lotka Volterra mean?
Google: Explanation
Seek not to bar my way, for I shall win through - no matter the cost! |
gerku
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:27:00 -
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Edited by: gerku on 18/12/2005 15:28:06
Originally by: Drilla
Edited by: Drilla on 18/12/2005 15:23:06
Originally by: Pehova Mindtriq
So what does Lotka Volterra mean?
Google: Explanation
lol nice story drilla  
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anister
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:33:00 -
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Best of luck to Shinra and M. Corp.
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Pehova Mindtriq
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Posted - 2005.12.18 15:34:00 -
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Edited by: Pehova Mindtriq on 18/12/2005 15:36:40
Originally by: Drilla
Google: Explanation
omfg!
EDIT: oh yeah, goodluck to shinra and m corp
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Aegis Osiris
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Posted - 2005.12.18 16:00:00 -
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All I want to know, Elve, is whether your new group is a k limited species, or an r type reproducer? 
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.12.18 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Darko1107
GO SHINRA!
I <3 You now.
(Chowdown still needs work.)
you know you want to be in the same corp as me
(23 hours to go now \o/)
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Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2005.12.18 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Aegis Osiris
All I want to know, Elve, is whether your new group is a k limited species, or an r type reproducer?
Ill leave that up to you to figure out. 
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Kebbin
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Posted - 2005.12.18 16:27:00 -
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Good luck to Shinra and M.Corp in their new endeavors.
Jimmy, another classic post. A shame I have coffee on my monitor now.
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.12.18 16:28:00 -
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can I have your stuff?
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