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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:11:00 -
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I blockade a gate locking all that approach me send me your ISK please
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:14:00 -
[2]
I jump to a gate Too many drones flying there I am warp scrambled
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Torath
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:15:00 -
[3]
Wouldl you like to buy a portable TV, must get lonely out there.
Couple of blow up dolls if you need them aswell?
You want it I got it....erm unless I sold it, then some one else has it!?! :/
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:16:00 -
[4]
Why do you complain? There is content in this game Need a miner II?
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:17:00 -
[5]
Blow up dolls are good for when it gets lonely here I'm a dirty man
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:18:00 -
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Your point being??
Are you on mind altering substances?
Originally by: cashman It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:19:00 -
[7]
Drugs I must do now yet they are not in the game When will they be in?
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Chris
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:20:00 -
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Quote: Your point being??
Are you on mind altering substances?
google Haiku
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Torath
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:21:00 -
[9]
Thought I had screw loose Mind altered This guy is off the planet
Let me know when you get the munchies I have I good stock in chocolate in my hanger.
You want it I got it....erm unless I sold it, then some one else has it!?! :/
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Chris
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:22:00 -
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Edited by: Chris on 05/09/2003 14:23:07 It might not seem like it but there are rules to doing a Haiku Torath, to do with syllables :)
Edit: 5 7 5
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:23:00 -
[11]
Had a good start there yet you don't know how to write a decent response.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:25:00 -
[12]
Munchies...that I have starting to sound like Yoda it must be the drugs
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Chris
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:26:00 -
[13]
Fine I will do one But I really cant be arsed Are you happy now?
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:26:00 -
[14]
Space Invaders SUX They only kill innocents In battle they run
Sarkos - Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:28:00 -
[15]
Traitors they all are My kin supporting the Amarr In the end, judgement
Sarkos - Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:29:00 -
[16]
Why so hostile bro, do I bother you that much? go and get some sun.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:31:00 -
[17]
Damn good Haiku there I have nothing but respect for a great writer
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Torath
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:34:00 -
[18]
Don't have a clue and don't care seems all too much but I will try
You want it I got it....erm unless I sold it, then some one else has it!?! :/
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:37:00 -
[19]
My Moa was torn up by Dekkon of the FA I must recover
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:48:00 -
[20]
The hardener nerf will mean I take more damage I think I am screwed
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Skeeve
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:52:00 -
[21]
violence erupts around me... your corp has podded me... I float in silence "Your Mother was a Hamster.. and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" - traditional French Insult |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 14:53:00 -
[22]
The damn grid exploit! Yes, of course, that's how I died not a legal way
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:02:00 -
[23]
One hundred Million that is way too much to pay for a mineral
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:11:00 -
[24]
Fountain has pirates they use "passports" to get paid it's a great idea
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:20:00 -
[25]
Missiles get updates now when I fire a salvo will I pod myself?
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Mjr Tom
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:21:00 -
[26]
Micro warp drive on I run my a** off, and they call me a pansy
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:23:00 -
[27]
The huge asteroid slowly I approach too close stuck like fly paper
___winterblink/warp_drive_active/eve_nature_vraie// |

Imperium
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:31:00 -
[28]
Alone in the belt Many containers of ore Never seen a theif |

Ulstan
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Posted - 2003.09.05 15:43:00 -
[29]
My agent hates me Secretly I plot his death While I ferry wheat
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.05 16:05:00 -
[30]
Space Invaders rock People try to slander us Doesn't bother me .
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.05 16:09:00 -
[31]
I like haiku threads most people don't understand drop the hate, brothers .
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 16:21:00 -
[32]
What causes freezing when I warp from asteriods and I just hang there
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:07:00 -
[33]
You love my bald head you love my rugged good looks why do you resist?
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Imperium
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:11:00 -
[34]
Here the best Haiku Ulstan declared the master We share same agent
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JarJar Binx
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:17:00 -
[35]
Nota know of haiku JarJar Binx know of Aiku Samonrye Jack cool
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:20:00 -
[36]
Where do people learn haiku writing?
Convert Stations
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:33:00 -
[37]
Aye, ye scurvy dog! Swill a pint or two o' grog Join me at t' gate
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Milos Oberonov
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:40:00 -
[38]
I mine endlessly See me in my Navitas? Yes, I'm a newbie.

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will one day plow for those who don't." -T. Jefferson |

Hakaar Atreydes
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Posted - 2003.09.05 17:57:00 -
[39]
This is amusing Pirates who kill And then post haiku
Hakaar Atreydes Chief Financial Officer - Enigma Federation Website: http://www.enigmafederation.com/index.htm
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:25:00 -
[40]
We are not pirates compare us to Robin Hood okay, yes we are...
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:28:00 -
[41]
Who wants some beer? Drunkenmaster is buying. Please bring chips and dip.
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Ulstan
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:31:00 -
[42]
Pirates? Nay not us. Like the Fountain Alliance, we guard our borders.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:36:00 -
[43]
Chain Spawn Pirate Kills Self Named Zezman Maneuver Everyone Scoffs
(»)(») À\Oo/ À=\/= This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |

Hakaar Atreydes
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:38:00 -
[44]
How strange life can be Miners turn into pirates Not the opposite
Hakaar Atreydes Chief Financial Officer - Enigma Federation Website: http://www.enigmafederation.com/index.htm
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:42:00 -
[45]
Flying my Tristan The Rikki Tikki Tavi Zezzing the Pirates |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:45:00 -
[46]
Browsing the Market Making a purchase nearby WTF sold far?
(»)(») À\Oo/ À=\/= This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:47:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Zezman on 05/09/2003 18:47:56 Fire Missile at Pirate Hits too close to Player Ship Insurance Pays Out |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:51:00 -
[48]
Prepare to undock Entering Space Entering Space Entering Space |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:54:00 -
[49]
Game Lacks Real Physics Acceleration doesn't, Drag slows ship in space? |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:56:00 -
[50]
Planets are Hollow Asteroid belts are not belts Where is Gravity? |
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 18:58:00 -
[51]
Game lacks certain ships Where are all the Destroyers? Or Battlecruisers? |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 19:01:00 -
[52]
FD-MLJ Here cometh Sinister Corp They step in m0o dung |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 19:03:00 -
[53]
Having too much fun Must stop the haiku'ing now Laughing my a** off |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 19:05:00 -
[54]
My trails pass me up when i arrive out of warp I must be backwards.
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Monsang
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Posted - 2003.09.05 19:27:00 -
[55]
damn this is great stuff nonetheless you are all mad and I salute you
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Ivellios
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:00:00 -
[56]
Gate to Ikami a corpe spilled from his crushed pod dead eyes full of stars
When at last they discover the center of the universe there will be many people who will be dissapointed that they are not it. |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:13:00 -
[57]
Hey man, what the hell! that container holds my ore, get away from it!
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Femme Fatal
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:22:00 -
[58]
poetry on forum is a welcome distraction from constant bickering
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:26:00 -
[59]
I note that not many are sticking to the 5-7-5 syllables form for haiku.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Femme Fatal
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:27:00 -
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Edited by: Femme Fatal on 05/09/2003 21:28:06 ragnar ******* i tried to hit with laser but nothing to hit
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Ivellios
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:30:00 -
[61]
In range of station Hybrids and beams flash brightly Concord kills them all
When at last they discover the center of the universe there will be many people who will be dissapointed that they are not it. |

Faaa'kaarrr
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Posted - 2003.09.05 21:47:00 -
[62]
pilots want- ed miners fighters as you like
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:05:00 -
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Edited by: Zezman on 05/09/2003 23:06:07 Bought Game at Wal~Mart Paid no heed to addiction Didn't learn from EQ |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:07:00 -
[64]
Asteroids odd shape Like River Rocks of the Sky Only Size Varies |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:15:00 -
[65]
Server Node Goes Down Everything lags to death We crash to desktop |

1of1
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:20:00 -
[66]
Fiddle with Omber The 'roid is my 'special friend' Mining gets lonely...
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:26:00 -
[67]
Quote: pilots want- ed miners fighters as you like
Guidelines of Haiku First Five Then Seven Last Five Syllables Each Line
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Kel Morian
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Posted - 2003.09.05 23:39:00 -
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Edited by: Kel Morian on 05/09/2003 23:44:06 Creativity Instead of thrashing Eye of the storm
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 00:21:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Kel Morian on 05/09/2003 23:44:06 Creativity Instead of thrashing Eye of the storm
That was no Haiku Middle verse had only five Last verse only four
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.09.06 00:28:00 -
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"That was no Haiku Middle verse had only five Last verse only four"
Zezman dear chap, getting anal about rules ruins others' fun.
(don't)
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.06 00:38:00 -
[71]
archain, and zez rule props on your haikus you guysthis thread now complete
Posting for Numbnutz |

Kel Morian
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Posted - 2003.09.06 00:53:00 -
[72]
I thought a g, or maybe a t at an end was a syllable
my english is rusty and the storm began anew thanks to Zezman the critic
:)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone starts out as strangers, it's how we end up that matters. |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 01:01:00 -
[73]
Trying to help you Don't mean to be critical Just Educating |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 01:04:00 -
[74]
Iteron Indy Long and Knobby like ***** Bad thoughts become us |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.06 02:35:00 -
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Edited by: Archain on 06/09/2003 02:36:12 Zezman is able to correct a post error while within the rules
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:00:00 -
[76]
Haiku new to me Thought it would be much harder Then I watched South Park |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:12:00 -
[77]
Trade runs take long time Profit less than desired What is targeting? |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:15:00 -
[78]
Merlin is saw shaped Demented Torture Device Jagged prongs clamp down |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:18:00 -
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Moa the Dog Ship Dancing to a canine beat Bark worse than its bite |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:19:00 -
[80]
Apocalypse Now Looks like the Second Death Star The Unfinished Ship |
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Jasmyn
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:24:00 -
[81]
once upon a time i bought a ship pirates died i took their loot
Someone once told me they loved me. |

Tyrion Nydaerin
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:27:00 -
[82]
God, its really late I guess I should go to bed ...time for one more spawn?
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 -=Fountain Alliance High Council Member=- |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:27:00 -
[83]
Megathron flies low Resembles ships from sci-fi Or a wood chipper |

Jasmyn
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:28:00 -
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Quote: Megathron flies low Resembles ships from sci-fi Or a wood chipper
classic pie. i likes the woodchipper bit.
new thread idea: Ships that resemble x?
Someone once told me they loved me. |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:32:00 -
[85]
Vexor the Conch Shell Vaguely resembles a gun Wish it had more slots
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:40:00 -
[86]
Thorax Abdomen Thrusters like right hand fingers Drones in Bay of Pigs |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:46:00 -
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Dominix bad name Resembles Dominatrix Cre Mavrel flew one |

Tyrion Nydaerin
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:47:00 -
[88]
Dominix looks lame but is a decent ol' ship Looks are decieving.
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Tyrion Nydaerin
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:49:00 -
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Edited by: Tyrion Nydaerin on 06/09/2003 03:50:36 Edited this post To fit Haiki form, of course Zez our Haiku's match :)
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 03:57:00 -
[90]
Understanding Yes Haiku master I am not Constructive Critic |
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 05:24:00 -
[91]
Imicus mines well Like a standing picture frame Need a Hundred K? |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 05:32:00 -
[92]
Orbital Objects Planets that never orbit Hanging motionless |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 06:21:00 -
[93]
Warp drive Two AU/Sec One Thousand Times Speed of Light Warp four in Star Trek |

Veruna Caseti
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Posted - 2003.09.06 06:47:00 -
[94]
People like to *****; "CCP nerfed me again!" Get over it, wuss.
Veruna Caseti Ishukone |

Kel Morian
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Posted - 2003.09.06 07:07:00 -
[95]
A clarified mind Knowledge is king, for that I Thank you Zezman
Harbour no regrets Bear never ill intentions Teachers hard to find
Contemplating thoughts your possible intentions not sure of your mind
Developing what Life is quiet without pain Trust must be essential
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone starts out as strangers, it's how we end up that matters. |

Temujin Destovai
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Posted - 2003.09.06 09:25:00 -
[96]
raven found lacking just a big missle ibis prefer scorpion
The Chronicles of Xanadu |

ga'ia
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Posted - 2003.09.06 09:54:00 -
[97]
close thread already __________________________________________________________ |

drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.06 09:59:00 -
[98]
Quote: close thread already
you have no humour zezman and archain are boss this thread shall live on .
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Laird
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Posted - 2003.09.06 10:12:00 -
[99]
Time passes slowly. Rocks fill my hold. I eject them into ether. Rinse & Repeat. Commodore Laird, Human Resources Officer
"There are strange aeons where even death may die" |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 11:00:00 -
[100]
Eve-ning fades to night Servers down for one hour I lay down to sleep |
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.06 11:02:00 -
[101]
The one hundredth post I just had to catch it now Thank you for the praise |

darth solo
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Posted - 2003.09.06 11:40:00 -
[102]
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!.
Looked at the many replies to this topic and thought it was going to be a good post:)
Its just ****, why doesnt it get locked??
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.09.06 12:17:00 -
[103]
cause its fun
laying down to sleep i ponder of losing battleship I weep, alone
(I suck at it offc)
This is not a hijack
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Kel Morian
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Posted - 2003.09.06 18:03:00 -
[104]
This eve-ning started Want to read more Haiku's now Thread deserves a Top
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone starts out as strangers, it's how we end up that matters. |

TekRa
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Posted - 2003.09.06 18:46:00 -
[105]
the systems i scan, searching for more 'rats to kill, nothing I shall find.

> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |

TekRa
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Posted - 2003.09.06 18:48:00 -
[106]
a spawn point I find, a battleship here camps again, tells me to leave here.

> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |

TekRa
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Posted - 2003.09.06 18:51:00 -
[107]
post i did ponder, not knowing how to heiku, but seems to be fine.

> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |

Ivellios
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Posted - 2003.09.06 19:18:00 -
[108]
Megacyte is god. Why do we pay the high price? Big ships tell the tale.
When at last they discover the center of the universe there will be many people who will be dissapointed that they are not it. |

DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.09.06 19:29:00 -
[109]
Stavr0s, OMG!!11 pod me you shall not, carebear Can I have your stuff? _____________________________________ Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning. "Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |

Eurydike
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Posted - 2003.09.06 20:16:00 -
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m0o, what does it mean Mothers Opposing Occult Watch Buffy, find truth -------------------------------------- Sarela "Eurydike" Taris
Vote Stavros for Kojak's brother. |
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:16:00 -
[111]
Hauling ore all day, Soon to be my new Apoc, Archain don't pod me.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:21:00 -
[112]
Lonely days in belt, Buffy on GalacTV, Helps to kill the time.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:24:00 -
[113]
Docking soon tonight, No loved one to greet me there, Jove **** soothes the pain.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:25:00 -
[114]
I can't see myself, I'm just an exclamation, Can someone please help?
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:27:00 -
[115]
Archain thanks for thread, Long time since I've done haikus, Let's see some that rhyme.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Kel Morian
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:53:00 -
[116]
Had to buy Merlin for 'rats killed my Bantam dead Dont mine afk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone starts out as strangers, it's how we end up that matters. |

Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:56:00 -
[117]
Frigate Tournament, To me they will all die but slow it shall not be
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:57:00 -
[118]
Path of Redemption, right choice not easily made. Walk in to the light.
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.06 21:59:00 -
[119]
Since early beta I have tested this game eve, I still test it now.
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Hakaar Atreydes
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Posted - 2003.09.06 22:07:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Hakaar Atreydes on 06/09/2003 22:08:14 Haiku police says Must follow five-seven-five Will pod you on sight 
Hakaar Atreydes Chief Financial Officer - Enigma Federation Website: http://www.enigmafederation.com/index.htm
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.06 22:09:00 -
[121]
The Haiku police Must see that i do comply Now they will leave me.
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Hakaar Atreydes
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Posted - 2003.09.06 22:15:00 -
[122]
Not to you Archon I can't be Haiku police Not in my Mammoth 
Hakaar Atreydes Chief Financial Officer - Enigma Federation Website: http://www.enigmafederation.com/index.htm
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.06 22:21:00 -
[123]
Hard to be police Against the gold tin open- er, see my warp trail
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 23:57:00 -
[124]
Moa almost lost, CTD while hunting rats, D**n lag will kill me.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.06 23:59:00 -
[125]
Apoc in the field, Killing 3K rats with one shot, Overkill from hell.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:03:00 -
[126]
CONCORD of haikus, Hunts down rule breakers like M0o, Podkill bad haikus.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:05:00 -
[127]
Server node is down, Real life takes hold on me, Help! Can't bear my life!
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:08:00 -
[128]
Eve is a great game, I can mine my way to fame, CTDs are pain.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:21:00 -
[129]
These All Excellent Great Talent in this Forum Haiku Forever |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:51:00 -
[130]
Oh my God, Aaron the post about the Apoc really made me laugh
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:52:00 -
[131]
In my Jove Titan, I podkill the largest stars, In my wildest dreams.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 00:58:00 -
[132]
Edited by: Aaron Rex on 07/09/2003 00:59:38 Zezman, your char looks, Like an angel. Am I dead? Podkilled by Archain?
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 01:02:00 -
[133]
Most corps in Eve share, Commie ownership of all, Hail CCCP!
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Black Lung
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Posted - 2003.09.07 01:35:00 -
[134]
This thread is pointless Stop before I spew on you Haiku's are the suk!
BOOYA!
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:19:00 -
[135]
My modules turned, to desktop warped, pod-mounted.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:22:00 -
[136]
GM I met, a [c|g]lueless step, he gave me a slap.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:24:00 -
[137]
Nerfed my ship, miner is to clip the ore.
Do not want anymore, better a whiner, than a miner.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:30:00 -
[138]
No need for ammo, catched the miner by his toe, his name is Adactylia.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:33:00 -
[139]
CCCP protecting, resurrecting proletariat.
Space Invaders, self-protecting, resurrecting Ninjas.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:37:00 -
[140]
Everyone's favourite arch-enemy.
Is.
An inveterate foe.
Not.
A mining toe.
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Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 03:40:00 -
[141]
Step right up, hurry hurry. Welcome to the Archain and Molly show.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.07 04:17:00 -
[142]
Molly's Stinging Wit Yet lacking in Haiku Form Of Five Seven Five |

Black Lung
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Posted - 2003.09.07 04:19:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Black Lung on 07/09/2003 04:20:32 Your Haiku skills suck How about you go get some? Take an English class
EDIT- Very nice Zezman You are the Haiku Master I bow before you
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.07 04:21:00 -
[144]
Quote: Edited by: Aaron Rex on 07/09/2003 00:59:38 Zezman, your char looks, Like an angel. Am I dead? Podkilled by Archain?
Angelic Not I Never must you fear my blade Lest you be Pirate |

Molly
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Posted - 2003.09.07 04:42:00 -
[145]
Nobody listens to Haiku, let's go, it's just me, I am obscene.
(Sorry, couldn't resist, hearing M&M now.)
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 15:25:00 -
[146]
Pirate I am not, PvP I have not fought, 'Til 'poc I have got.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 15:29:00 -
[147]
Haiku's blade so sharp, Humour and wit do thier part, 'Til you are a bard.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 15:31:00 -
[148]
People CTD, Hard work gone for all to see, Please compensate me.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.07 16:01:00 -
[149]
In a belt fighting killing pirates for bounties Arg, crash to desktop
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.07 16:15:00 -
[150]
Pirate at the gate, In your hands I leave my fate, Clone is up to date.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |
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Nasty Ways
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Posted - 2003.09.07 23:34:00 -
[151]
entering system loading loading loading loa crashing to desktop |

Lady Jaxx
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Posted - 2003.09.07 23:40:00 -
[152]
FA made a jump Seventeen ships down the pan OMG said Stav
"University of Caille 0wnz 4ll j00 l4m3rz" |

Ilyana
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Posted - 2003.09.08 08:18:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Ilyana on 08/09/2003 08:19:31 The glistening gate jumping ... to wherever crowded fade to black
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Entity
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Posted - 2003.09.08 10:26:00 -
[154]
Edited by: Entity on 08/09/2003 10:26:09 My ship had no mass Engaged twin microwarp Far away I was
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Entity
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Posted - 2003.09.08 10:31:00 -
[155]
Addict to Eve I need help, I believe I cannot leave
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.08 10:36:00 -
[156]
doing agent missions no reports again from the pirate
free speech not allowed here |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:40:00 -
[157]
The Eve Haiku thread dropping down to the bottom a post to bump it
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:45:00 -
[158]
Quote: The Eve Haiku thread dropping down to the bottom a post to bump it
Good god please Let this Die Its quite Sad

----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |

Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.08 12:11:00 -
[159]
doing agent missions stuck again at a station
free speech not allowed here |

Lady Jaxx
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Posted - 2003.09.08 13:24:00 -
[160]
Drones at a far roid Ignore return and orbit I sense CTD
"University of Caille 0wnz 4ll j00 l4m3rz" |
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Threads
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Posted - 2003.09.08 14:13:00 -
[161]
Is it always true In every RPG Chicks receive free stuff?
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.08 16:40:00 -
[162]
This thread is not sad, In stead of people ranting, Poetry is said.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.08 16:44:00 -
[163]
Archain pirate bard, Respect I have for your word, Keep up the good work.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.08 16:46:00 -
[164]
All things said and done, Just one thing will end the fun: Pod me with your gun.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.08 16:48:00 -
[165]
I need some ***** to ease the pain in my lower back.
----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |

Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.08 16:50:00 -
[166]
Do you consider this option good to you? Make this thread stick with glue.
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Stue
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Posted - 2003.09.08 17:36:00 -
[167]
1M4-FK One extruded, two scadi really makes my day
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Lady Jaxx
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Posted - 2003.09.08 17:39:00 -
[168]
FD-MLJ We came, saw and ran away FD-MLJ
(sorry for the rhyme)
"University of Caille 0wnz 4ll j00 l4m3rz" |

Arkadiouz
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Posted - 2003.09.08 19:34:00 -
[169]
Ecstatic miners weep Roids die the laserbeam death Megathron is here
- There is no such thing as friendly fire |

Mi Canio
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Posted - 2003.09.08 22:04:00 -
[170]
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine god im really bored Ensign Mi Canio - MIL Div. - Combat Air Patrol
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Kel Morian
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Posted - 2003.09.09 03:41:00 -
[171]
Newbie bought Merlin Blockade blew Merlin to bits Grudge now to 'Rats
Friends will be joining Will have BS in twelve days Revenge is coming
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Eurydike
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Posted - 2003.09.09 03:52:00 -
[172]
Edited by: Eurydike on 09/09/2003 03:52:57 Hadean Drive Yards One year anniversary Reason to party
:) -------------------------------------- Sarela "Eurydike" Taris
Vote Stavros for Kojak's brother. |

Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.09.09 03:54:00 -
[173]
There is the Jumpgate I rubberband five more times Lag is not so bad.
Sarkos - Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Drutort
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Posted - 2003.09.09 04:40:00 -
[174]
Edited by: Drutort on 09/09/2003 04:40:28 why isnt this thread locked its so of topic and wasting too much forum space 
it has nothing to do with eve any more support Idea: QuickInfo an alternative to ShowInfo
my MoBlog |

Jake Pliskin
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Posted - 2003.09.09 05:00:00 -
[175]
Shut up !!
oh dear i broke the 3 lines per post thingie whatsit |

Fallout
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Posted - 2003.09.09 05:26:00 -
[176]
In slaves I do trade Warp scambled Oracle cruiser blockade Retribution has found me
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.09 07:17:00 -
[177]
easy to avoid Drutort could jusr remember not to click on it .
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.09 11:16:00 -
[178]
Would you rather see A post about Miner II's or the Nibelung?
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.09 11:28:00 -
[179]
Trying to make one as popular as corestrings have I succeeded?
http://www.clanccc.com/Images/Screenshots/Asheron s%20Call%202/Corestrings.JPG
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.09 13:29:00 -
[180]
Alliance in FA keeping the pirates outside or pirates themselves?
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.09.09 15:13:00 -
[181]
Quote: Prepare to undock Entering Space Entering Space Entering Space
brilliant.
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.09.09 15:43:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 09/09/2003 15:43:58 flaming the trolls who troll the flamers for trolling - clueless irony.
Yoda-like Haiku; talking backwards i am not. Hearing sideways, you.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.09 16:38:00 -
[183]
Morbor investments, One million down the drain there. Who cares? It was fun.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.09 16:40:00 -
[184]
Eve-I endless posts, Scam...not scam...scam...not scam...scam, So entertaining.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.09 16:54:00 -
[185]
This is a long thread Weaving the Haiku fabric In the Loom of Eve |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.09 16:57:00 -
[186]
Political game Eve is more fiction than fact Science be buried |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.10 01:32:00 -
[187]
Mining baby 'roids... unending NPC packs... did you lose your ship?
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.09.10 03:22:00 -
[188]
miscommunicate, auto on, i warp to gate, 5mil isk debt paid
 _____________________________________ Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning. "Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.10 11:20:00 -
[189]
Shield hardeners on going to pick up cargo... No right click menu?
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.09.10 11:46:00 -
[190]
I cannot believe Two days and thread still going Come, flame if you please
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.10 14:14:00 -
[191]
No flame required I'm really surprised myself that it's still going.
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.10 14:22:00 -
[192]
Daes and Miso lip tongue hip more more more!
----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |

Durandal
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Posted - 2003.09.10 14:22:00 -
[193]
This thread rocks....really It may outlast EvE itself No..NO....its alive!
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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Cervictor
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Posted - 2003.09.10 15:14:00 -
[194]
Man, you ***** me up, Eleven Pages... no stop, Is Eve that boring?

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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.10 15:20:00 -
[195]
Haiku Does Not Burn All your Verse belong to us Inflammable Thread |

Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.09.10 15:59:00 -
[196]
This is addictive And I cannot seem to stop Time to get a life
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |

Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.09.10 17:55:00 -
[197]
more ore thief *****ing - someone use a stupid word - how low falls the board.
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.10 18:37:00 -
[198]
A war is coming All will bow before Amarr Or we just go mine
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.10 18:40:00 -
[199]
AFK miners refine the tritanium that everyone needs
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.10 18:42:00 -
[200]
Sheeba buys my ore One day I will join a corp They will buy ore too
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.10 18:45:00 -
[201]
These haikus are fun I wish I'd found them before So foolish I am
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.10 18:55:00 -
[202]
Two hundred replies It seems haikus are much loved Popular even
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Fallout
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Posted - 2003.09.10 23:31:00 -
[203]
Haikus by the score Like Phoenix this thread, reborn Out of the flamers fire
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.11 00:15:00 -
[204]
Griefers raise my ire I have a violent thought Nice corpse in my hold
________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.11 01:05:00 -
[205]
Necrophilia Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Leave that corpse alone! |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.11 03:39:00 -
[206]
Eve three months ago, Was much worse than it is now, Eve three months from now?
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.11 03:40:00 -
[207]
Eve has potential, Can't wait to see what comes next, Better all the time.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

xeno calligan
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Posted - 2003.09.11 04:14:00 -
[208]
apocalypse mine yet I'm no BS pilot screaming in a pod
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2003.09.11 04:25:00 -
[209]
Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 11/09/2003 04:26:15
Eve will never fall Prevail it will ³ber you all Pigs can fly in space
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Monsang
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Posted - 2003.09.11 05:29:00 -
[210]
yarr harr harr harr yarr all ye corpses are now mine yarr harr harr harr
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.11 06:42:00 -
[211]
No more room it said Tried to move negative mins Help, System Error! |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.11 11:54:00 -
[212]
Rollback to day 1! ....holy crap, what a bad dream wait a sec....was it?
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xeno calligan
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Posted - 2003.09.11 12:08:00 -
[213]
mega almost "freed" frustration as target jumps need new monitor
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.09.11 12:54:00 -
[214]
Enough is enough It's as annoying as lag Let's all go get drunk!
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |

Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.09.11 12:59:00 -
[215]
Taggart, Sin and RUS Pirate corps joined at the hip **** there goes my pod
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |

Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.11 16:34:00 -
[216]
Eight miner 2's glow Harvester drones in a swarm Zydrine for sale here ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.11 16:37:00 -
[217]
Roman running well My scanner she is bugged Trigger fingers itch ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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The Red
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Posted - 2003.09.11 19:56:00 -
[218]
Space munching on rocks Sound is driving me insane Maybe self destruct
Ah, but something stirs And hark! A thieving ore *****! Die you bastard! Die!
Muahahahaha! Muahaha hahahaha! Muehehehehe.... 
-The Red
<Progredere Ne Regredere: Move forward, not backward> |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.12 01:04:00 -
[219]
Are people mining or are macros doing work while they are away?
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.12 07:02:00 -
[220]
White text box mocks me Afflicted by writers block Gratuitous Bump |
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Durandal
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:04:00 -
[221]
I can't believe it Haiku thread not on first page Must do something quick
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.12 14:08:00 -
[222]
I can't believe it this **** will never end good god help
----------------------------------------------- Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?" Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't" ----------------------------------------------- |

Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:30:00 -
[223]
Everlasting thread Everlasting Vendetta Our corp will prevail ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:32:00 -
[224]
Co-workers working Perhaps I should work as well Haikus rot my brain ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.12 17:34:00 -
[225]
All Together Now Lets cooperate to make, Longest Thread Evah!
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:23:00 -
[226]
My silly putty On the New York times front page Johnny Cash is dead ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:27:00 -
[227]
Cannot stop writing Haiku like freebase ******* Richard Pryor rules ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:29:00 -
[228]
Edited by: Sidus on 12/09/2003 18:33:03 Write five syllables Then it's seven syllables Then five syllables
---
Men digging my pool A gaping hole in my yard They won't find bodies ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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The Red
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Posted - 2003.09.12 18:59:00 -
[229]
Drunk is what I am, Sleeping in my neighbors lawn, Mmmmm... The grass is soft.
-The Red
<Progredere Ne Regredere: Move forward, not backward> |

Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 21:12:00 -
[230]
Girlfriend going home She is leaving early I want to play too ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 21:16:00 -
[231]
My cargo is full Miner 2 deactivates Excess ore is lost ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 21:18:00 -
[232]
Gratuitous Bump Great name for a character Glad Eve is cheap now ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.12 21:56:00 -
[233]
The haikus return Even now my mind writes more Must get back to work
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 22:09:00 -
[234]
With Ivid in mind I concur with sympathy **** I hit my head ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.12 22:11:00 -
[235]
Wow I post a lot My sig pic is apparent Free publicity ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.12 23:12:00 -
[236]
Oh my God, Osmethne! Did anyone play AC? that was a long thread
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Zarb
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Posted - 2003.09.13 22:53:00 -
[237]
The BLACK CAT Cut Forth Frozen Kittens At The Helm Beware All Who Pass
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.14 19:42:00 -
[238]
Hiding in deep space the noob ship spies for it's corp he must be podded
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.09.14 20:45:00 -
[239]
Fall asleep at belt 0.0 space is nasty when you're in a pod
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.09.14 20:50:00 -
[240]
Also costs much isk, If you arent insured at all. Muppet of the week.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience.... http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.09.14 20:51:00 -
[241]
Edited by: Lardarz B'stard on 14/09/2003 20:52:00 God I must be bored Have not done this in ages. Better get a life.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience.... http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |

Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.14 21:19:00 -
[242]
Met a girl a few days back, brown hair, blue eyes but she hates eve, dammit.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.15 11:35:00 -
[243]
Tired and floating the music puts me to sleep I awake, no ship....
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.16 02:35:00 -
[244]
Character info a nice tool for checking stats when acting busy
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Ishta'ka
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Posted - 2003.09.16 05:00:00 -
[245]
Get microwarpdrive In heaven you will be soon Plastered in*****pit --- *bows* |

Joanna Pearson
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Posted - 2003.09.16 05:12:00 -
[246]
My first ever Haiku RUS podded me this evening True colours displayed
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Harper
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Posted - 2003.09.16 05:17:00 -
[247]
TTI Profess: Legitimate Businessmen Pirates with a pen
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.16 17:12:00 -
[248]
Patchday tomorrow the *****ing will continue after all is done
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:18:00 -
[249]
Fourteen pages long This thread will be in no time Running out of words ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:24:00 -
[250]
Tac shields nerf'd to hell Pie rats do more damage now Large bombs rock the house ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:26:00 -
[251]
Space Invaders come Bugs lined up in neat little rows In pairs they decend ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:30:00 -
[252]
Found someone you have Away put your weapon, yo! Yoda is a G ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:33:00 -
[253]
Roman will die soon I will kill him with bare hands Ahab I become ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:52:00 -
[254]
Fourteen is here now My toes tingle with great joy All meaning is lost ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 18:53:00 -
[255]
Anticipation I was wrong about fourteen Maybe it is now ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Kirana
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Posted - 2003.09.16 19:49:00 -
[256]
First and last have 5, Seven syllables right here.. This too hard to get?
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Kirana
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Posted - 2003.09.16 19:53:00 -
[257]
Too many haikus Ya, you people are crazy One more I'll explode
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.16 20:32:00 -
[258]
Will you explode now That would be a sight to see Someone get a mop
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.16 21:27:00 -
[259]
I have a mop here To clean up Kirana bits I like pinatas ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.16 23:33:00 -
[260]
All these Inner Joins drive me mad - I must go home and buy a Mammoth
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Cervictor
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Posted - 2003.09.16 23:38:00 -
[261]
Must keep going on, Cannot stop writing this crap, Way too addictive!
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.16 23:52:00 -
[262]
A frozen Mammoth The ice surrounds its great bulk Warp drive inactive
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.17 16:53:00 -
[263]
Edited by: Sidus on 17/09/2003 16:53:10 The Rum Runner Haiku
One shot of light rum A splash of pineapple juice, Grenadine, dark rum ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.18 07:59:00 -
[264]
Eve Really Sucks Now Looking for a new space game Star Wars Galaxies? |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.18 08:01:00 -
[265]
Nerfing Changes Rules Gameplay changed dramatically Customers Complain |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.18 08:03:00 -
[266]
UO and EQ Lost customer base from Nerfs Eve has the same fate |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.18 08:05:00 -
[267]
When Newbies Make Games And Alienate player Base Bottom Line Suffers |

Durandal
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Posted - 2003.09.18 09:22:00 -
[268]
Man with a briefcase He can steal way more money Than man with a gun
Miner II for sale One thousand megacyte trade Techell you're funny 
Bit of simple maths One thousand times Nine thousand Nine mill for mega
One thousand mega!?! Thats the trade for miner II!?! They sell for nine mill??? 
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2003.09.18 10:16:00 -
[269]
Made one here :) (\_/) (O.o) (> <)=Oveur (proof) "Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period" |

drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.09.18 10:53:00 -
[270]
Zezman stop *****ing go and make a cup of tea or maybe log off
you are not the first many people before you have hated the *nerfs*
Although your complaint(s) are not really about nerfs it was a bug, k? .
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Ashton Black
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Posted - 2003.09.18 11:44:00 -
[271]
Edited by: Ashton Black on 18/09/2003 11:48:32 Edited by: Ashton Black on 18/09/2003 11:46:22 A Golden Rod is A Beast of Burden My Ship Bestower Loves Ya
Maller is fat ship Pistol like in looks says I Show me the Lasers
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Manfred Doomhammer
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Posted - 2003.09.18 11:46:00 -
[272]
Edited by: Manfred Doomhammer on 18/09/2003 11:48:13 downtime is comming, i started reading this thread. now downtime soon gone.
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Manfred Doomhammer Fleet Admiral CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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Manfred Doomhammer
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Posted - 2003.09.18 12:08:00 -
[273]
server was starting then timer vanished again, Doomhammer is sad 
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Manfred Doomhammer Fleet Admiral CEO ShadowTec Inc.
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Ashton Black
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Posted - 2003.09.18 12:39:00 -
[274]
I hunt rats all day Loot is nice, but drones too big 10 drones in a can
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.09.18 13:57:00 -
[275]
This is the best thread On Eve forums I have read Make it sticky now
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.09.18 14:00:00 -
[276]
Cargo hold is full Warp to station before dock Refine start again
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.09.18 14:04:00 -
[277]
I can only think In Haiku now my brain hurts "Approaching jump gate"
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.18 18:41:00 -
[278]
The implants are gone work was done to aquire them vanished with the patch....
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.19 18:53:00 -
[279]
I like to eat cheese most wine goes well with good cheese Whine does not go well ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.19 19:33:00 -
[280]
Missiles in a line Like tiny pearls in a row Shield boosters un-nerfd ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.19 21:53:00 -
[281]
My boss walks my me Did he see my slacking off Do I really care ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.09.19 22:00:00 -
[282]
Edited by: Heff on 19/09/2003 22:13:20 Oh my little playmate, Your eyes bring me so much joy, Pour me another scotch?
Heff President, Playboy Enterprises [email protected]
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.09.19 22:01:00 -
[283]
Edited by: Heff on 19/09/2003 22:14:12 So many centerfolds, And yes, so little time... Bacon on my burger!
Heff President, Playboy Enterprises [email protected]
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Heff
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Posted - 2003.09.19 22:06:00 -
[284]
Edited by: Heff on 19/09/2003 22:16:54
Yummy little bunny, Your forehead is so flat, Coaster for my drink?
Heff President, Playboy Enterprises [email protected]
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Jarjar
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Posted - 2003.09.19 22:09:00 -
[285]
Quote:
One thousand mega!?! Thats the trade for miner II!?! They sell for nine mill??? 
You are wrong For 1000 megacyte you will get Three Miner II's

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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.20 00:01:00 -
[286]
Pacman Asteroid Gobbling up the smaller roids Where are the Miners? |

Seras Martagne
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Posted - 2003.09.20 01:54:00 -
[287]
Asunder from Eve For many days I have been New patch I receive
My colours once bright Altered to grim shades of night Settings to put right
Windows mystify Strange behaviour, I espy Timid drones now hide
Frozen, am I found? Nay, dock camera aground No more goes around
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.20 01:59:00 -
[288]
Heff is the coolest His playmates are the hottest Glasses all steamed up
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.20 02:00:00 -
[289]
Archains thread is long Longest one I've ever seen Will it ever stop?
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.20 02:02:00 -
[290]
Bistot is so small! Theres not enough to refine Wow. No Miner 2 for me.
Posting for Numbnutz |
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.20 02:04:00 -
[291]
Perpetuate this. Make this thread last forever. Archain is a God.
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.20 02:10:00 -
[292]
Zezman has talent His Haiku fill the forum Southpark teaches well
Posting for Numbnutz |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.20 04:13:00 -
[293]
For praise I thank thee Garfield is my hero South Park is funny |

xXantre
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Posted - 2003.09.20 04:19:00 -
[294]
Stuck jumping again It happens too frequently My agent hates me
:( |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.20 08:00:00 -
[295]
Long time since last post, I have haiku cold turky, Ahh... That is better.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.20 08:01:00 -
[296]
I have a Mammoth, Just bought a new Bestower, Now I love my Best.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.20 08:02:00 -
[297]
Nerfing can be good, Now I try new ship setups, Like veriaty.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.09.20 12:04:00 -
[298]
Thread must stay alive, So I post to keep it so. It now has more life.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.21 06:28:00 -
[299]
I cannot log in character select is black so I sit and wait....
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:47:00 -
[300]
Many stuck systems People complain on the boards Cluster Rebooted |
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:48:00 -
[301]
The three hundredth Post I rush to post this asap Hope no one beat me |

1of1
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:50:00 -
[302]
Just like the undead This thread will keep coming back Haunting the forums.
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Sarae
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Posted - 2003.09.21 22:55:00 -
[303]
We don't test patches. We like to surprise ourselves With all the new bugs.
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Aaron Rex
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Posted - 2003.09.22 00:10:00 -
[304]
A new Apoc flies, Say hello to Thunderchild, Ir'nclad of the skies.
Aaron Rex - Remember the Scordite... The Fated |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.22 00:19:00 -
[305]
Curse Coalition Harbingers of Hatred Roam At war with S.A. |

Ishta'ka
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Posted - 2003.09.22 02:14:00 -
[306]
Testing on Chaos Dominix blown by pirates So much fun to do --- No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness always got there first, and is waiting for it. - Terry Pratchett |

Hetharra
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Posted - 2003.09.22 12:04:00 -
[307]
The lag has me now, weapons chatter around me. Alas, time to die.
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.22 20:57:00 -
[308]
All items in hold I set out to relocate Arg, system is black....
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.09.22 21:14:00 -
[309]
Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 22/09/2003 21:17:11
agents do not call; i must now go 30 jumps for a lousy "2."
hope the fix is soon making new friends can be fun someone give me job!
...or i spoke too soon 90 tons of garbage now stinking up my ship.
But i carry on - hoping one day bastard will cough up level 3.
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |

Alexia Te'Len
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Posted - 2003.09.22 21:49:00 -
[310]
I opened this Thread Tried to make a Haiku Erm, uh...bugger.
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Moph
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Posted - 2003.09.22 21:59:00 -
[311]
Trolls' thread
...and I need to troll around to...
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Mrissa Easeah
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Posted - 2003.09.22 23:39:00 -
[312]
Japan's influence Everywhere I look, why? Time for limericks?
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.23 00:00:00 -
[313]
Haikus are shorter if written in Japanese Their language is clipped
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Borghildar
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Posted - 2003.09.23 00:07:00 -
[314]
Quote: Damn good Haiku there I have nothing but respect for a great writer
Yes.. but for the others wanna-be-haiku writes i think i remember that an indication of what season it is should be included in a haiku 
Haiku.. Hard to write.. Google and find.. Instructions.. The keyboard is frosty..

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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.23 00:12:00 -
[315]
Twenty Minute Boot Window popup announces Stop Watch has been set |

PuncherDavis
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Posted - 2003.09.23 00:42:00 -
[316]
I SCREAM BLACK HOLE SUN PLEASE PLEASE WONT YOU COME COME NOW AND TAKE AWAY THE PAIIINNNNN
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Borghildar
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Posted - 2003.09.23 00:47:00 -
[317]
Oh goodie.. i get to quote myself. 
Quote:
..i think i remember that an indication of what season it is should be included in a haiku
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Setec
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Posted - 2003.09.23 01:50:00 -
[318]
Where has Setec been? Catching lots of bigass fish! Who needs fake spaceships? ___________________________________________
Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.23 01:59:00 -
[319]
Oh my God, what fish? I thought you were with the goat Holy crap, winter.
(heh heh)
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Borghildar
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Posted - 2003.09.23 02:07:00 -
[320]
Quote: Oh my God, what fish? I thought you were with the goat Holy crap, winter.
(heh heh)
Weee, the 3rd actualy haiku in this thread?? :D
"Working late.. Dead line imminent.. In-game board.. Taking up my time.. Like the red leafs falling.... My ass will get fired.." ________________________________________________
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The Red
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Posted - 2003.09.23 03:35:00 -
[321]
victory petals fall among these scattered tears soft on vengence past
-The Red
<Progredere Ne Regredere: Move forward, not backward> |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:54:00 -
[322]
Why do mods not post? Lacking creativity? Maybe Forbidden. |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:55:00 -
[323]
Could we stickie this? Obvious potential here Make no need for bumps |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.23 05:57:00 -
[324]
Sinister and MASS First come love, then come marriage Baby clone carriage |

Borghildar
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Posted - 2003.09.23 06:36:00 -
[325]
Quote: Sinister and MASS First come love, then come marriage Baby clone carriage
No no no, H a i k u.
Here you go:
How to write Haiku
In japanese, the rules for how to write Haiku are clear, and will not be discussed here. In foreign languages, there exist NO consensus in how to write Haiku-poems. Anyway, let's take a look at the basic knowledge:
What to write about?
Haiku-poems can describe almost anything, but you seldom find themes which are too complicated for normal PEOPLE's recognition and understanding. Some of the most thrilling Haiku-poems describe daily situations in a way that gives the reader a brand new experience of a well-known situation.
The metrical pattern of Haiku
Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables in three units. In japanese, this convention is a must, but in english, which has variation in the length of syllables, this can sometimes be difficult.
The technique of cutting
The cutting divides the Haiku into two parts, with a certain imaginative distance between the two sections, but the two sections must remain, to a degree, independent of each other. Both sections must enrich the understanding of the other. To make this cutting in english, either the first or the second line ends normally with a colon, long dash or ellipsis.
The seasonal theme.
Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.
Please notice that Haiku-poems are written under different rules and in many languages. For translated Haiku-poems, the translator must decide whether he should obey the rules strictly, or if he should present the exact essence of the Haiku. For Haiku-poems originally written in english, the poet should be more careful. These are the difficulties, and the pleasure of Haiku. ________________________________________________
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.23 07:26:00 -
[326]
My Only Concern Be it syllable line count; Is it still summer?
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.24 12:09:00 -
[327]
I slept for too long I log in to the forums No idea what's up.....
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.25 11:39:00 -
[328]
Checking help channel watching the people complain does it really help?
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.29 16:58:00 -
[329]
BS! Exploiter! why are your mining drones out when I'm jumping in?
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.09.30 04:54:00 -
[330]
Bestower blazing It's cargo hold on fire please stop your engines...
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.09.30 17:15:00 -
[331]
Like Phoenix Rising Resurrecting the Haiku Dew in the morning
(»)(») À\Oo/ À=\/= This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |

Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:24:00 -
[332]
Lovely Haiku thread How I have missed you lately Please comfort me now ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:30:00 -
[333]
I hold in my hand The key to everything Yet I have nothing ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:31:00 -
[334]
My IM task blinks I wonder who it could be Maybe it is Civ ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:38:00 -
[335]
Consumed some sugar Eyelids became too heavy Snore wheez snore wheez snore ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:50:00 -
[336]
Sidus is a God Brought this thread back to the top It laid forgotten
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:54:00 -
[337]
A white suit ninja Starts something that cannot die Perpetual thread
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:56:00 -
[338]
Archain and Zezman They cannot be forgotten Praise not just Sidus
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 22:59:00 -
[339]
Pirate farming works Guristas keep me busy Now to collect loot
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:02:00 -
[340]
Gate to gate I jump Please do not pod kill me man White knuckle carebear
Posting for Numbnutz |
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:05:00 -
[341]
Dominix is fat Slowly approaching my foe The next gate is here
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:06:00 -
[342]
Jam me all you want Passive targeter does work You fall one by one
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:08:00 -
[343]
Jade Constantine posts Some hate her and some love her But all read her posts
Posting for Numbnutz |

Ivid
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:10:00 -
[344]
Strict haiku format fails within the EVE context - Space has no seasons
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:14:00 -
[345]
MWD ship comes I do not have one of those He cannot beat me
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:17:00 -
[346]
More than one respond Surrounded I stand alone I fight to the end
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:18:00 -
[347]
Ivid broke my chain Aww but who the hell cares here? Certainly not I
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:20:00 -
[348]
Ivid's clever haiku It rings of sense and logic Who would question it?
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:22:00 -
[349]
Stavros Emperor Amarr would bow before his hand? He can't quit game now!
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:26:00 -
[350]
Darth Solo's guns blaze OBE gate is a fierce fight Treachery is nigh
Posting for Numbnutz |
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:30:00 -
[351]
Rising from ashes Biomass Cartel is here Terror is reborn
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:33:00 -
[352]
Skelator writes well His thoughts entertain us all Players given depth
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.09.30 23:34:00 -
[353]
Bored am I at work Haiku prose eats up workday Clock hands travel slow
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.01 00:28:00 -
[354]
Back up top it goes I will help perpetuate Thread survives for now
Posting for Numbnutz |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.01 14:44:00 -
[355]
Every forum read from General to Events I am addicted.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.02 00:20:00 -
[356]
Came back from the hunt My hold weighed down with great loot Corp members praise me
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.02 04:29:00 -
[357]
Passive Targeter You worthless piece of cow dung Why can you be jammed?
Posting for Numbnutz |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:27:00 -
[358]
Massive Asteroid How I mine thee in the night; Blast! Here be Pirates!
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:27:00 -
[359]
Fleeing Gravity With Escape Velocity- Night falls over me.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:28:00 -
[360]
Hollow Space Station Alone floating within it- Eternally Noon
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:28:00 -
[361]
Edited by: Zezman on 02/10/2003 05:29:24 Three Hundred Sixty The nineteenth Page is Christened; A New Dawn Beckons.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:32:00 -
[362]
A sunset in space, Dawn Rising over Veldspar- No twilight in space.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:34:00 -
[363]
Eagle Nebula Towering columns of gas; Birthplace of the stars
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:39:00 -
[364]
A Gas Nebula Blown apart by solar winds; Eve missed that lesson.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:42:00 -
[365]
When solar fires light Blow the winds of growing Might; Nebula gives flight.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:45:00 -
[366]
Watch Science Channel Astronomy it teaches- From the Dawn of Time.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:50:00 -
[367]
History Channel Teaching the seasons of man- Forget not the past!
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 05:54:00 -
[368]
Comedy Central South park trails Insomniac Hilarity Spews.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 06:17:00 -
[369]
Parley Vous Franþais? Respondez Vous Si Vous Plait; Franþais de lycÚe.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.02 06:20:00 -
[370]
I don't speak French well. Three semesters in high school. That was long ago.
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 12:47:00 -
[371]
Eve limerick thread Copies Haiku thread but then Haiku rise again

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Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.06 12:52:00 -
[372]
Wow, resurrection, twenty pages and still here! I must eat more chips...
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.10.06 12:53:00 -
[373]
Done without the search. Impressive you are, or you must be very bored!
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 12:56:00 -
[374]
I am very bored Perceptive you are Archon Leaves fall, a new start?
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Wowbagger
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Posted - 2003.10.06 13:17:00 -
[375]
Bought a miner 2... Where's all the bloody Bistot? Sod this for a lark.
(The 'lark' is obviously a reference to Spring - Ed.)
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Tyrion Nydaerin
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Posted - 2003.10.06 13:47:00 -
[376]
Wowbagger... i recognise your name from somewhere.........
 -=Fountain Alliance High Council Member=- |

Falconetta
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Posted - 2003.10.06 15:08:00 -
[377]
Haiku poetry is tough this is my very first try hope it's not too bad
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 15:22:00 -
[378]
Edited by: Zephus on 06/10/2003 15:22:58 Check syllable count In first line of first attempt And then try again

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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 15:27:00 -
[379]
Haiku poetry Is tough, Zezman is master Archain Started thread
Your docking request Has been accepted you are Being towed inside
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Kram Calama
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Posted - 2003.10.06 16:27:00 -
[380]
We cannot resist Like a swarm of flies on sh't We type our haiku
Station camping, ship jamming, forum spamming, milk drinking, deep thinking, gooner loving, goat hugging, pirate killer............AVE IT LARGE!!!! |
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 20:20:00 -
[381]
I am stuck in space  Cannot get past the black screen Write Haiku instead 
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.06 20:32:00 -
[382]
When will I be free? please please please please release me! Listen CCP

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MS BLAST
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Posted - 2003.10.06 20:43:00 -
[383]
Edited by: MS BLAST on 06/10/2003 20:43:53
This Thread will not die Just keeps going and going When will it end
I think I might Puke I Keep throwing and throwing Please shoot me my friend
I so hate haikus What a huge wate of my time They don't even Rhyme
edit... damn sig got in the way again..
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MS BLAST
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Posted - 2003.10.06 20:46:00 -
[384]
I wanna pirate Space invaders said get lost I went home and cried
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1of1
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Posted - 2003.10.06 20:53:00 -
[385]
Pigeon on my roof Has flown away from my life No more cooing here
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Dors
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Posted - 2003.10.06 21:33:00 -
[386]
Lustrevik - black hole AFK-miner is stuck no extra isk then
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.06 21:59:00 -
[387]
My evenings play ...
Ten minutes I wait for my characters to load my life is void
I mined the Pyrox there is none left to have how stupid am I
A moron on local he makes my blood boil I click on block
The belt is camped I offer assistance but there's no response
I press escape Quit Eve are you sure I say yes please
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:02:00 -
[388]
The forum was dull until this great thread now i **** my pants
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PoXiE
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:07:00 -
[389]
Space Invaders suck They think they are good but no Warm Fuzzy Bunnies
i r teh 1337 sex Surrender your ship to me Megathron pwnage
I TYPE IN ALL CAPS I AM HOMO ERECTUS I LIKE TO FEED SQUIRRELS
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:11:00 -
[390]
Haiku is life blood Pumping blood of the forum Clearly life renewed
Posting for Numbnutz |
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:14:00 -
[391]
While away the hours EVE is an addictive place Capturing my mind
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:18:00 -
[392]
Redundant music EVE jukebox serenades me over and over
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.06 22:21:00 -
[393]
My thirtieth one EVE haiku inspires me Juices to create
Posting for Numbnutz |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:11:00 -
[394]
Pirates Everywhere Sinister Corporation Bouncing like Yo-Yo
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[395]
Conflict in Venal Taggart Transdimensional Eviction Notice
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[396]
Curse Coalition Denouncing Curse Alliance Which one is pirate?
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[397]
Pirates in Vigils Mercenary Frigates Fly Electronic War
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[398]
The Space Invaders Elusive fighters with friends Where will they strike next?
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[399]
Red Skull Paladins From Obe to Geminate New Reign of Terror
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[400]
M3G4 is Dissolved Leadership Question; new corp Biomass Cartel
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 03:12:00 -
[401]
The Four Hundredth Post Twentieth Page is christened Is thread the longest?
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.07 10:02:00 -
[402]
I bump up this thread so I don't need to hunt it the mods will go mad
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.07 20:33:00 -
[403]
With no search option A thread goes bump in the night. Forum Rules be Damned
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loladoll
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Posted - 2003.10.07 20:48:00 -
[404]
was stuck in tourier got help from the great GM SwOOsh all haill the cute SwOOsh
 ______________________________________ live is tough and then you get a clone |

MS BLAST
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Posted - 2003.10.07 21:09:00 -
[405]
I got a new sig From a suave caldari man Think he missed my face
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.07 21:59:00 -
[406]
Edited by: Thanatar Thed on 07/10/2003 22:01:34 Another evening conveyed in Haiku ...
I login again There's no fix for my problem I roll up a f_a_g
I guess I'll just mine The Pyrox has respawned It soon will be gone
Can anyone hear me? My chatter falls on deaf ears I guess I talk crap
The next verse of Haiku Will be blocked by the filter 'Cause it will be blue
**** **** you **** bastard **** ******* **** **** arse **** **** ****ing **** arse
I followed the rules There was no sense in the verse And I swore with aplomb
Boss rang to tell me The web server was offline I drive back to work
I sit in the office With nothing but my thoughts I want to go home
I must stop this Haiku Or I'll soon be gone insane Where is my medication
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.10.07 22:44:00 -
[407]
Level II agent Finally I have found you Level III is next
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.10.07 22:46:00 -
[408]
Level II agent Why do you often send me through dangerous space?
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Igwilve
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Posted - 2003.10.07 22:47:00 -
[409]
Edited by: Igwilve on 07/10/2003 22:49:50 Camping the jumpgates Ever vigilant sentries kill the violent
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.10.07 22:50:00 -
[410]
The rewards are great My agent wishes me ill A cruiser I need
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.08 08:45:00 -
[411]
Sidus, Durandal Archain, Ivid, 1of1 loladoll, Zezman
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Sphalerite
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Posted - 2003.10.08 08:52:00 -
[412]
Welcome to last month Limericks are much cooler Haiku are passe
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PoXiE
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Posted - 2003.10.08 11:02:00 -
[413]
ok i this isnt a stupid haiku but i have too say this. space invaders you are not pirates. you are noobs who want to be pirates. thats why you camp the jump-ins in empire space. i remember a time when i came to egbinger and all the space invaders ran away. what happened? before you start talking **** how bout you grow some balls and fight us.
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Zephus
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Posted - 2003.10.08 13:03:00 -
[414]
Pirates, not pirates Does not matter in Haiku You so serious
Kids can't separate Fantasy from real life Just like you Poxie
Control your anger Breathe in, breathe out, take a break Or just kick the cat
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.08 13:10:00 -
[415]
Whoa, relax PoXiE that anger can not be good drop the hate, brother...
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.08 13:12:00 -
[416]
Sinister....pirates? Not according to the boards but we know the truth
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.08 21:52:00 -
[417]
Another evening on Eve .....
My partner embraces me Souls chained by mutual love Can I play Eve now?
You must do housework While the dinner is prepared I toil for an hour
Fried pork and mushrooms Make my long day seem distant My stomach is full
Can I play Eve now? Yes, replies my precious love I boot up my PC
My agent is ugly I want to punch his pinched face But he's only virtual
More garbage to haul Please give me a new agent I can't stand his speech
Server node gone down Why does this always happen? 'Cause the net is crap?
Someone is begging here You should mine for some isk Ignores me and begs more
An offer of free Moa But I must be able to fly Alas my skill's lacking
I ask on corp channel If a Moa is required No commission is paid
Server cluster unstable Championship Manager in mind The Daggers will lose
My thoughts in Haiku My evening has been exposed I'll do this each day
I think I'm getting better at this Haiku lark. Those first three are beautiful 
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.13 22:39:00 -
[418]
Ten pages deep peeps I had to troll for awhile Thread fishing is fun
Posting for Numbnutz |

Ryoko
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Posted - 2003.10.14 00:26:00 -
[419]
I approach the gate My screen seems to have frozen CCP is win
If I lose one more due to this frickin coding No money for you
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Durandal
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Posted - 2003.10.14 00:39:00 -
[420]
I am full of joy To see this thread continue It warms my black heart
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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Bimjo
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Posted - 2003.10.14 01:42:00 -
[421]
Archain, still witty Even after all this time Do you still say "Pink"
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tratten
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Posted - 2003.10.14 17:04:00 -
[422]
third day i a row stuck in a black hole do sucks stay away from Rens! |

Elaihn
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Posted - 2003.10.14 21:32:00 -
[423]
Edited by: Elaihn on 14/10/2003 21:34:24 Archain is not black Although his character is Does that make me g a y ?
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.14 22:05:00 -
[424]
Client has gone mad Four thousand are logged in No server reboots
Hardware has upgrade It may be a living hell Please don't muck up
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.17 13:55:00 -
[425]
Goodbyes were posted but they were not important in the eyes of some
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.10.17 14:19:00 -
[426]
Suprise has come, SHOCK! This thread I thought gone, leaves fall. Welcome back Hiyku
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.10.20 22:57:00 -
[427]
There is but one use For this the latest haiku Gratuitous bump ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.21 01:46:00 -
[428]
Evo keeps me safe FDMLJ is clear Just call me yellow
Posting for Numbnutz |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.21 06:18:00 -
[429]
New Alliances Corporate Powers shifting; A New Dawn brings war
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.10.22 00:47:00 -
[430]
Must walk to my car Then I will drive to my house Eve is not far now ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.10.22 00:51:00 -
[431]
This thread is a test Of limits on this forum Don't ban Archain please ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Black Lung
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Posted - 2003.10.22 01:43:00 -
[432]
For the love of God Please close this damn thread right now Am going insane
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.22 05:49:00 -
[433]
Close? No way Jose Thread must endure forever Please do not lock it
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.10.22 05:55:00 -
[434]
"Most Popular Thread", Poetry through the summer, Eve players are cool.
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.22 08:22:00 -
[435]
Subscription no more But I can't resist Haiku Still read the board
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.10.22 16:46:00 -
[436]
Black Lung should enjoy The rest of his shortened life Emphysema really sucks ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.23 17:03:00 -
[437]
Found a Funny Sig Hoping it isn't too large It's Hilarious.
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.10.23 18:17:00 -
[438]
Sig is far too large But O M f G funny R O T F L ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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Tabius
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Posted - 2003.10.23 19:53:00 -
[439]
Please dear god let this thread die
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Cykur
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Posted - 2003.10.23 20:47:00 -
[440]
damn, this thread has grown twice as big as it was the last time I checked it
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.23 22:07:00 -
[441]
Haiku release me I cannot resist thread More fun than game
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.10.23 22:14:00 -
[442]
Merlin has gone now Fly about getting modules Cannot be arsed
November sub ends I shall beta a new game But it won't be WoW
Battery has gone Gas metre stands idle My god i'm cold
Meter repair man Can't attend till the morning I'll shiver in bed
Bloody hell. I've gotta get a grip!!
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.27 06:20:00 -
[443]
Addicted to Eve I can't put off sleep for it Or maybe I can?
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Idiot Face
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Posted - 2003.10.27 07:58:00 -
[444]
Don't know what to write, My mind sucks and so do I, So there you have it. _______________________________________________ "HARRY!! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!!" -Lloyd Christmas |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.10.27 08:01:00 -
[445]
In Heat of Battle Fire the guns of Avalon; The Red Sunset Bleeds
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.10.27 08:39:00 -
[446]
Is this back already? Winter is comming I know Kaiku long thread read.
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Tripoli
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Posted - 2003.10.27 16:01:00 -
[447]
Oh my God, you guys, A Haiku thread? Y'all are nuts! What's this game come to? ---
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Thael Danar
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Posted - 2003.10.27 16:23:00 -
[448]
i just read them all i cant believe i did it i am very sad
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Thael Danar
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Posted - 2003.10.27 16:27:00 -
[449]
Archain this your fault you have sent us to limbo you is a bad man
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Sidus
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Posted - 2003.10.27 17:58:00 -
[450]
Blame not the Archain Love this long thread do you not? Rocks Yoda does, Mmm? ________________________________________________ "Alle warten auf das Licht - f³rchtet euch f³rchtet euch nicht - die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen - sie wird heut Nacht nicht untergehen - und die Welt zõhlt laut bis zehn"
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KIAHicks
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:12:00 -
[451]
Edited by: KIAHicks on 27/10/2003 18:13:29 oh my god at this this thread is twenty five pages sorry for joining late
Keenon: "After sitting in the system for FIVE hours without even a (go away)"...
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.10.27 18:30:00 -
[452]
Better to join it before the thread gets a lock Glad to see you Hicks!
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:32:00 -
[453]
Kill this haiku thread. Much too long, and becoming More and more a joke.
_______ "Soon" is an ancient Icelandic word meaning "some time before the next Ice Age." |

Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.10.27 19:55:00 -
[454]
Drop spoon stop eating fixed format drivel this is aid for mentally crippled
Not a haiku? Excellent! 
Convert Stations
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.10.27 20:19:00 -
[455]
All your base are belong to haiku.
free speech not allowed here |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.28 19:35:00 -
[456]
Many want this dead. Pirindolo included. Haiku will live on!
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.10.28 19:38:00 -
[457]
Why kill this thread peeps? Can't we all just get along? Do you need a hug?
Posting for Numbnutz |

Ryoko
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Posted - 2003.10.28 20:33:00 -
[458]
The thread will outlast The income of C C P That's not saying much
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Rohann
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Posted - 2003.10.29 20:44:00 -
[459]
Hello NVA We came to your gate to wait then you go boom boom
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Singular
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Posted - 2003.10.30 17:57:00 -
[460]
we drink from useless bags of mostly water Crowd Control Productions
Im Yo Huckleberreh |
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Rohann
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Posted - 2003.10.30 21:54:00 -
[461]
OMG FS cant believe im doing this heh this is way cool
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Rohann
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Posted - 2003.10.30 21:55:00 -
[462]
I suck at haiku Please dont flame my a$$ mofo can you do better?
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Rohann
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Posted - 2003.10.30 22:07:00 -
[463]
I did not like this thread until i learned to haiku now im addicted
Damn you Archain man why did you start this thread man? I cant stop this, DAMN!!!!!!
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Ballistic Angel
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Posted - 2003.10.30 22:19:00 -
[464]
travelling through 0.0 space target locks on approaching gate the moon shines above the smoldering remains.
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Ballistic Angel
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Posted - 2003.10.30 22:29:00 -
[465]
This is addictive! Thought of another one.
useless chat flames fill the air my silent target lock aquires the jibbering monkey red blossoms in the sky burn brightly
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.01 00:02:00 -
[466]
The drones keep launching in a never ending stream should I just kill him?
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Lansfear
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Posted - 2003.11.01 01:44:00 -
[467]
tomB says SoonÖ "I was not aware of that" Unbelievable
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James McGowen
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Posted - 2003.11.01 02:03:00 -
[468]
Edited by: James McGowen on 01/11/2003 02:06:13 All pages I read Boredom inspires indeed Rhyme? There is no need
The reason I post Is not so very grandose Yet it matters most
My computer died. My Motherboard is quite fryed. Can't fix, Though I tryed
On my old machine Eve will not ever be seen I hate this machine
Thank gosh for friend Joe Who's computer is slow But lo! Eve would go!
Am Not complaining Gunnery five is training--- But boredom straining
So now all you know Why it is I cannot go Through EVE, To and Fro
Edit: I thought i messed something up, changed it, then realized it wasnt a mistake... I think. Anyhow, mine almost rhymes tho! 
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"To err is human"
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.05 21:36:00 -
[469]
Haiku thread is back. This is for those that are bored. Fun, not far behind.
Posting for Numbnutz |

Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2003.11.05 21:55:00 -
[470]
Haiku ??? what is it? This is it?
Is there a rule to this Haiku thing? Teach me then...
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Rohann
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Posted - 2003.11.05 21:58:00 -
[471]
Edited by: Rohann on 05/11/2003 22:01:47 5 syllable sentence or phrase 7 syllable sentence or phrase 5 syllable sentence or phrase
= Haiku poetry
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.05 22:17:00 -
[472]
truly this shall be, lo! the thread that would not die; archain, where you at?
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.06 01:39:00 -
[473]
there once was a man he was really good looking his name was Xander _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.06 01:40:00 -
[474]
vanity is wrong my shrink told me so today I should pod myself _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.06 03:04:00 -
[475]
Autopilot set... travelling at one-thirty. The Raven is slow.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.06 04:13:00 -
[476]
Can you guess the name? Of my Minmatar shuttle? Don't let that thread die! |

Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.06 04:56:00 -
[477]
My eyes are open I have a flashlight I found my sunglases
MASS
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.06 10:03:00 -
[478]
I get no loving Charisma is only six I need an implant _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.11.06 11:00:00 -
[479]
Blue bar keeps moving Waste of bandwidth Gan Ning is Angry
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Nightwing
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Posted - 2003.11.06 11:01:00 -
[480]
Potential it has This game could rock but doesn't all for lack of fun
Promises we had Battleships to BURN from rats I am still waiting...
lag lag lag lag lag Why isn't my screen loading PK's strike again
Launching drones for lag Killing all before they see The ruins of a game...
Refining in space chewing ore for their breakfast No one to feed them...
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Cliff Yablonski
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Posted - 2003.11.06 11:06:00 -
[481]
oh my god teh pain cannot believe its true ganking noobs is fun
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.06 11:55:00 -
[482]
The server goes down at 8pm It will come back up at 9pm I pray someone will come and fight us
MASS
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.06 13:11:00 -
[483]
Eight medium slots And very strong shields as well Scorpion is nice. _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Dajjal
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Posted - 2003.11.06 14:31:00 -
[484]
Edited by: Dajjal on 06/11/2003 15:32:04
i read the forum full of *****ing and whineing will not look again
can not help myself clicked the forum link again still full of pure bile
i still love this game despite the temper tantrums people should just chill
Edit:
the ghey azz filter censored the word used above for a female dog oO
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.06 17:28:00 -
[485]
the devs are here and I shed a tear give us some ore and we shal bore
i`ll make you a ship but you`ll die quick
fun it will be but now its a tree
slow it does grow and that realyy blows
give us some ships and well make some trips
if pain is to great risk we wont take
shape we will do but give us a clue
i do love the game but shame is to great
i love you all pleas give me a call in stain i do live but feel like a div....
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Jasmyn
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Posted - 2003.11.06 17:34:00 -
[486]
i mine for fun i yurn for pyro i love the white rock
Someone once told me they loved me. |

Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.06 17:35:00 -
[487]
silly Grikl posts; doesn't know and doesn't care what a Haiku is.
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.06 17:48:00 -
[488]
Haiku is borring dont read like a story
poem is great so dont spread the hate
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.06 18:39:00 -
[489]
see; i told you all, when it comes to haiku form, that he does not care.
still, i cannot help reading 2-line rhyming scheme, sounds like Hallmark card.
:D
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ZzeusS
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Posted - 2003.11.06 18:50:00 -
[490]
Ebayed isk Oh how I love the cash Cruiser with no skill
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.06 19:22:00 -
[491]
Hallmark store is ghey I suffocate inside there smells of candle wax _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.06 19:25:00 -
[492]
mining is not right it is ethically wrong someone should stop it _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.06 19:29:00 -
[493]
i dont care and you have bad hair
but please come my way and you will pay
i am quite bored and you will be scored
but if you get by you`ll be fly
i dought if you can cuz you not the man
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.06 21:06:00 -
[494]
Hey this is haiku Not all can make these verses AKA Griki
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.06 21:11:00 -
[495]
Hey my man Griki Start a thread called poetry To show your talent
Posting for Numbnutz |

Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.07 03:03:00 -
[496]
one thousand bistot I hauled today for my corp haulling is boring _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.07 10:20:00 -
[497]
otoshidama itunomaniyara agerugawa
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.07 10:21:00 -
[498]
kasugiruno nioitadayoi kaohoteru
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.07 10:27:00 -
[499]
haiku i can do but i will not
you wont know the meaning and that is demeaning
this thred i do use cuz it does amuse
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.07 18:58:00 -
[500]
Ecoli is wrong. Don't eat food that's been left out. That includes sour milk.
Posting for Numbnutz |
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.07 19:00:00 -
[501]
Quote: haiku i can do but i will not
you wont know the meaning and that is demeaning
this thred i do use cuz it does amuse
...
i too can google for japanese poetry; clever you are not.
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Grikl
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Posted - 2003.11.07 20:09:00 -
[502]
cleaver i`mm not you hit the spot but new ship i will get for winning the championship

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Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.08 23:24:00 -
[503]
It's a light weekend just waiting for the next patch while reading these threads
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Slinky Redfoot
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Posted - 2003.11.08 23:33:00 -
[504]
fire... burning... agony... my lamentable plight.. i am calamity. sultry shivers of a dark essence why am i tortured with this nihilistic existence? bitter... darkness... despair.
Got Banana? |

Keo Morigan
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Posted - 2003.11.08 23:50:00 -
[505]
Matrix Revolution I just seen Oh, what a spectacular scene Neo never better seen
"I-Have-To-Train-some-more-at-Haiku"
If your not a part of the solution, then you'r probably a part of the problem. |

Ryoko
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Posted - 2003.11.09 02:18:00 -
[506]
I approach the ship The Megathron runs in fear Nerf my blackbird please
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:17:00 -
[507]
Spying, sitting there. They belong to the noob corp The alts in local...
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:20:00 -
[508]
Enraged nostrils flare Cold blood flowing thru my heart Ready to kill you.
(»)(») À\Oo/ À=\/= This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:21:00 -
[509]
Rage against machines Damn the torpedos, Full Speed! Why the hÚll we run? |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.12 05:30:00 -
[510]
Must kill all pirates Babtise me in pirate blood Slaughter their children |
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.12 06:10:00 -
[511]
The Rage of Revenge Never Quenched - Always Thirsty Flood the world with blood |

Ryoko
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Posted - 2003.11.12 07:50:00 -
[512]
to kill one must catch catching us would be unwise now we shall baptize
in the blood of those who thought they were the hunters instead clone-jumpers
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Sphalerite
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Posted - 2003.11.12 08:15:00 -
[513]
thats some dark haiku Zezman goes on a rampage looks like he got killed
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:38:00 -
[514]
Edited by: Archain on 15/11/2003 00:47:14 So Lonestar, you see... evil will always triumph because good is dumb...
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:44:00 -
[515]
Muppets are alright Milk and cookies are as well. Both are in 0.0
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:46:00 -
[516]
Slackers hate Haiku Too dense to follow the rules Awww, is it too hard?
Posting for Numbnutz |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:47:00 -
[517]
I wanted a hood Why didn't I pick Amarr? Then I would be l33t
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:49:00 -
[518]
Name is Rizmordan. Now suffering from boredom. Forum barely enough.
Posting for Numbnutz |

Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:50:00 -
[519]
You could have a hood. But it would do you no good. Bald head is bad ass.
Posting for Numbnutz |

Dajjal
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Posted - 2003.11.15 00:59:00 -
[520]
players post ideas Veruna replies with smack i wait for the flames _______________________
E pluribus unum |
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.15 01:01:00 -
[521]
in my last haiku i have plagiarized Archain he will pod me now. _________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.15 01:01:00 -
[522]
I wanted a hood Why didn't I pick Amarr? Then I would be l33t
_________________ "For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:08:00 -
[523]
Nay, I'm not podded Our fleet engaged pirates They fled in terror
(»)(») À\Oo/ À=\/= This is Rat. It is a vermin. It has eaten all of Bunny's lettuce. |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:09:00 -
[524]
Warped into a JIP Engaged all shield hardeners Locked on three Ravens |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:13:00 -
[525]
Pirates Aghast Ye! Befuddled they target back Drones are on standby |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:14:00 -
[526]
Fire! Missiles Away! The Heart of Gold Returns Fire Battle Stations Now! |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:16:00 -
[527]
I close the distance My Battleship Under Fire Shields are Holding Up |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:21:00 -
[528]
Ahoy! New Contacts! The Rest of our Fleet Warps in Pirates turn Yellar |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:23:00 -
[529]
Lag Drones left behind One by one we toast their drones Loot cans are not spared |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:25:00 -
[530]
No pirate kills yet They fled before our onslaught Frustrated we leave |
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Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:26:00 -
[531]
Bloodlust befills me Should have had a warp scrambler Instead they escaped |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:28:00 -
[532]
Not from death comes rage But from losing my own prey I will kill you yet |

Zezman
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Posted - 2003.11.15 04:29:00 -
[533]
You can warp away You cannot hide forever I bring your coffin
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.17 21:26:00 -
[534]
Bouncing to and fro. This keeps the Zezman alive. All the time bouncing.
Posting for Numbnutz |

Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.17 21:38:00 -
[535]
Quote: Edited by: Archain on 15/11/2003 00:47:14 So Lonestar, you see... evil will always triumph because good is dumb...
ok that was the final nail in my coffin today
 
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |

Wild Rho
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Posted - 2003.11.17 22:02:00 -
[536]
Bloody hell This is the biggest thread I have ever seen
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |

Cortex Reaver
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Posted - 2003.11.17 22:19:00 -
[537]
Windows XP Crashed. I am the Blue Screen Of Death. No one hears your screams.
-- Unknown
/* Cortex Reaver crtxreavr at trioptimum dot com
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin, 1759 */ |

Aethelgrin
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Posted - 2003.11.20 19:55:00 -
[538]
Trained my first drone skill Now the drones will protect me Mount more Miner IIs.
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.20 19:57:00 -
[539]
Five heavy launchers Too much power for small rats Net loss: million ISK
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.11.20 19:58:00 -
[540]
Reading this at work minimizing as they pass so none will see it.
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.20 19:59:00 -
[541]
See my Caracal rain down death from above you. Can't afford ammo. |

Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.20 20:03:00 -
[542]
Top B says, "Hi," when I invade her system. I'm just passing through.
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.20 20:06:00 -
[543]
Pirates are camping in Amamake again. Just doing their job.
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Gan Ning
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Posted - 2003.11.20 20:57:00 -
[544]
Sins now forgiven My cutlass for a factory New family, new life
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.11.20 21:10:00 -
[545]
Molly quits, is back, has quit, is back, has quit, or... wait, who gives a &*$#?!!.
note: please use a one-syllable variable for "&*#?!!." Thank you.
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.11.20 22:08:00 -
[546]
Here I go again, posting in this stupid thread. Hmm, see what I mean?
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.20 22:59:00 -
[547]
Paying for a sig I do okay without one Seems a waste of ISK
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.24 23:39:00 -
[548]
The haiku thread lives discovered on page thirteen. Where will it go now?
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Nightfang
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Posted - 2003.11.25 20:01:00 -
[549]
Haiku thread alive Very teeminga live so Need bump though
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Yuli
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Posted - 2003.11.25 21:17:00 -
[550]
Tank the CEO Likes to shoot then run and log Typical coward
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Adrenalin
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Posted - 2003.11.25 21:32:00 -
[551]
Edited by: Adrenalin on 25/11/2003 21:36:50 Haikus are quite dumb, Wish this thread was locked by mods, Please, please, let it die!
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Vlad Damian
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Posted - 2003.11.25 22:09:00 -
[552]
<sings> This is the thread that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Someone started postin' here not knowing what they'd done, and they'll continue postin' here forever just because, this is the thread that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Someone started postin' here not knowing what they'd done, and they'll continue postin' here forever just because... </sings>
Wash, rinse, and repeat
Disclaimer: (I know this wasn't haiku, so "thanks in advance" captain obvious)
... hee hee, wouldn't it be funny if there was a player named "Captain Obvious" who replied?
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Rizmordan Hillgotlieb
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Posted - 2003.11.25 22:43:00 -
[553]
I am obvious... Obviously bumping this. Just try and stop me.
Posting for Numbnutz |

Ivid
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Posted - 2003.11.26 01:03:00 -
[554]
The song never ends Someone started singing it It goes on and on
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.12.04 18:01:00 -
[555]
Waiting for a patch, my skills continue to rise. Will I be ready?
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2003.12.04 18:06:00 -
[556]
And once again the Haiku thread rises like a Pheonix (\_/) (O.o) (> <)=Oveur (proof) "Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period" |

Archain
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Posted - 2003.12.04 18:25:00 -
[557]
Much like a phoenix raised...renewed from the ashes The thread? Immortal.
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.12.04 18:33:00 -
[558]
Archain, I'm impressed You think it's dead and then... BAM! All up in yo face
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Atar
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Posted - 2003.12.04 20:22:00 -
[559]
It will never end Oh this lovely haiku thread Please sir post some more
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Ralimenua
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Posted - 2003.12.04 20:57:00 -
[560]
The Mighty One comes: Haphazard is his Bazaar I am not worthy.
O! Hazara Khan, Your return illumines us We are not worthy.
Awesome is your girth, Imposing your great presence: Only you have worth. |
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Hazara Khan
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Posted - 2003.12.04 21:02:00 -
[561]
Descending glory! Dazzling lesser minions - Fear not: I prosper.
Planetside harem Holds much appeal - but not all. EVE needs, and I come.
The Bazaar awakes! Spreads its silken tentflaps wide; The camels are good. --------------=o0O+O0o=-------------- CEO, Grand Pasha and Mighty One Hazara Khan's Haphazard Bazaar The Finest Camels in all EVE! O0o=------------------+------------------=o0O |

Durandal
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Posted - 2003.12.04 23:10:00 -
[562]
Edited by: Durandal on 04/12/2003 23:11:02 Man, I love this thread I am back after two months And still it is here
Rejoice O Rejoice For the Eve Haiku Thread is..... Indestructable
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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EvilEric
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Posted - 2003.12.04 23:28:00 -
[563]
I killed today, An Indi in HED-GP, It makes me happy.
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Thanatar Thed
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Posted - 2003.12.05 00:06:00 -
[564]
My job is a grind It stops me playing Eve alot I think i'll resign
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.12.05 00:32:00 -
[565]
my agent's a witch she always gives crap missions Oh great. You need ammo..
Right, here's your damn ammo I've targetted your office ..open your window
EAT HOT LEAD, DEMON!! who the hell is shooting me man this pod is cold. .
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.12.05 00:37:00 -
[566]
Finally a corp accepts me with open arms. Warts and all, I'm loved.
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Ivid
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Posted - 2003.12.05 00:39:00 -
[567]
Meetings inside EVE More important than at work My priorities
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Pann
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Posted - 2003.12.05 02:58:00 -
[568]
Didn't this stop being funny and/or clever about 15 pages ago?
Rest in peace, little thread. You've lived a long full life and will be remembered fondly for a long, long time.
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