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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.04.26 11:48:00 -
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/me wants to be the new Amarrian Empress.  ----------------
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 11:48:00 -
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Sorry, it's been almost/more than a year since the Gallente Elections started... We still haven't had a vote...
As such, I am declaring myself the winner (who cares if I wasn't even nominated to begin with, the other candidates prolly died old age already), all Gallanete citizens can start paying tax to me.
thanks, Oz GalPrez
p.s. I'm naming Entity as my Vice-Prez, and DigitalCommunist as my Military Advisor. ----------------------
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Splagada
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Posted - 2006.04.26 11:49:00 -
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to install an autocracy you need army support. this army support usually ends being at your spot btw :p -
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ToxicFire
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie Sorry, it's been almost/more than a year since the Gallente Elections started... We still haven't had a vote...
As such, I am declaring myself the winner (who cares if I wasn't even nominated to begin with, the other candidates prolly died old age already), all Gallanete citizens can start paying tax to me.
thanks, Oz GalPrez
p.s. I'm naming Entity as my Vice-Prez, and DigitalCommunist as my Military Advisor.
Seconded... All in favour... I.. All against.. .... Overwhelmingly Carried Good Day Mr President Zombie
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Chribba
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:03:00 -
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I want to be head of all Veldspar in the entire universe.
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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:04:00 -
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AYE...Omber is our new prez....He cant do no worse then the one we had before.
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter pirate or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box.
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WiseMan Ari
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:05:00 -
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Just shows us how well organized our friends in the Gallente Federation are
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D'onryu Shoqui
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:05:00 -
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ombers to carebear 
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba I want to be head of all Veldspar in the entire universe.
done
in other surprising news, Guiding Hand Social Club have offered to be my Secret Service agents, and the Merc Coalition are now know as the Gallente Navy Strike Force Alpha. ----------------------
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Zyrtan Keb'Lektar
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:06:00 -
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Your a bit late, Im allready the leader. but i can make u second in command if u want
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KingAc
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:10:00 -
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In 1 year ther will not be any Gallente space all will be under Amarr law.
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jamesw
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:11:00 -
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Omber Zombie for el Presidente! --
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Chronus26
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:26:00 -
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I wholeheartedly suppourt this topic. ----- Time for a new sig... |

Toksin
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:31:00 -
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I vote Omber for President if he buys some shares I own.  --------------- My views do not reflect the views of my corp, or my own views. |

agentsmitty
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:33:00 -
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Can i be the secretary of defense? 
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Slink Grinsdikild
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:34:00 -
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Gallente President huh?
Can I be head of fashion police? Because you Galleywalleys seriously need one. 
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Rider Zane
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie As such, I am declaring myself the winner
Mr President! What are your reforms for the taxation of strip clubs in Gallente space?
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:44:00 -
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Originally by: Rider Zane
Originally by: Omber Zombie As such, I am declaring myself the winner
Mr President! What are your reforms for the taxation of strip clubs in Gallente space?
no taxon the strip clubs, profits go directly to the "Gallente School of Fine Art and Table Top Dancing" to help educate the next generation. ----------------------
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Entity
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
Originally by: Rider Zane
Originally by: Omber Zombie As such, I am declaring myself the winner
Mr President! What are your reforms for the taxation of strip clubs in Gallente space?
no taxon the strip clubs, profits go directly to the "Gallente School of Fine Art and Table Top Dancing" to help educate the next generation.
If that includes male dancers, you have my full support!!!
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Katamarino
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:48:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or idea.
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:48:00 -
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Edited by: Omber Zombie on 26/04/2006 12:48:36
Originally by: Entity
If that includes male dancers, you have my full support!!!
ofc it does (equal oportunity employment) ----------------------
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Tityana
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:50:00 -
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Can i be your queen? But..
I come with my minion Kilrock
(i got cookies)
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tityana Can i be your queen? But..
I come with my minion Kilrock
(i got cookies)
but entity is already our queen... ----------------------
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Tityana
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Posted - 2006.04.26 12:53:00 -
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Edited by: Tityana on 26/04/2006 12:53:52 Edited by: Tityana on 26/04/2006 12:53:28
Originally by: Omber Zombie
Originally by: Tityana Can i be your queen? But..
I come with my minion Kilrock
(i got cookies)
but entity is already our queen...
But he cant make twisted hybrid spawns to rule when we eventually get BoBBed
I CAN!
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:04:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new asteroid overlords and hope we can be of service not mining their brethren
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:06:00 -
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Raem has now been hired as my Cultural Attache. ----------------------
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Zhuge Liang

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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:07:00 -
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1. As a loyal Gallente citizen, I would like to know what you intend to do about known Caldari terrorists like Jenny Spitfire who sometimes operate in Gallente space?
2. Right now, our precious Omber reserves are being mined out of Gallente space by Caldari rogue traders, what will you do about it?
(Wrangler says he wants to be the first lady btw!)
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Selfrightous Fury
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:09:00 -
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No I'm Sparticus!
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Seleene
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:13:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 26/04/2006 13:14:28
Originally by: Omber Zombie in other surprising news, Guiding Hand Social Club have offered to be my Secret Service agents, and the Merc Coalition are now know as the Gallente Navy Strike Force Alpha.
Confirmed.
As a Gallente citizen I proudly endorse Oz as my new President and promise not to release any of the compromising material I have in order to keep my puppet strings on him secure.
EDIT / PS - He is evil. We are all doomed. -
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:14:00 -
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Originally by: Zhuge Liang 1. As a loyal Gallente citizen, I would like to know what you intend to do about known Caldari terrorists like Jenny Spitfire who sometimes operate in Gallente space?
2. Right now, our precious Omber reserves are being mined out of Gallente space by Caldari rogue traders, what will you do about it?
(Wrangler says he wants to be the first lady btw!)
1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente. Granted 'enemies' is loosely defined, and as such, mistakes will probably be made for a little while. As I am in need of someone to handle incident reports for this, Zhuge, you just got drafted as my Information Minister. Delegate as you see fit.
2. I would declare war on the Caldari for such heinous acts, but it would be akin to shooting fish in a barrel, so would be somewhat pointless. As they need to mine that omber to help pay for their addiction to Gallente stripclubs, it all works out in the end.
3.As honoured as I am that the great Wranglypoo has offered his services as first lady, I'm not inclined that way. Maybe he should speak to entity about becoming the Vice-First Lady? ----------------------
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