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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:23:00 -
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Edited by: Raem Civrie on 26/04/2006 13:24:07 As the new Cultural AttachT, it is my solemn duty to inform all that every licenced stripper in the Federation will be unavailable from april 26th to april 30th. Also, all breweries henceforth come under Federal rule for that duration, along with whatever companies make those funny little paper hats.
ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, the Presidential Palace will be closed to the public, or anyone that isn't a part of this administration for that matter, for the duration of the next week or so.
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie 1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente.
Jenny, if this is true, all Caldari will hunt you down for treason! 
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sharcy
Originally by: Omber Zombie 1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente.
Jenny, if this is true, all Caldari will hunt you down for treason! 
please note part 2 of my reply to Zhuge. ----------------------
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Bentguru
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:28:00 -
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I fully support Omber's presidency and vow to continue the crusade against the evil veldspar miners.
(OOC: remind anybody else of the stavros for emporer campagin? )
I don't have a sig :( but i do have a video Welcome Home |
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Zhuge Liang

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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie As I am in need of someone to handle incident reports for this, Zhuge, you just got drafted as my Information Minister. Delegate as you see fit.
There are no Caldari in Gallente space. That is all. 
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sharcy
Originally by: Omber Zombie 1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente.
Jenny, if this is true, all Caldari will hunt you down for treason! 
We have better beer.
It's not really a choice, is it?
Cultural AttachT of the Omber Administration |

Seleene
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:41:00 -
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Time to go to the RP forum, OZ?  -
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:43:00 -
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In other news, I would like to formally announce that I am the Emperor of the Second Raata Empire.
Originally by: Raem Civrie We have better beer.
Make it a Samuel! -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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smallgreenblur
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Zhuge Liang
Originally by: Omber Zombie As I am in need of someone to handle incident reports for this, Zhuge, you just got drafted as my Information Minister. Delegate as you see fit.
There are no Caldari in Gallente space. That is all. 
lol, scare em away? 
sgb
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.26 13:57:00 -
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Originally by: Zhuge Liang There are no Caldari in Gallente space. That is all. 
"There are no Caldari in Gallente space." -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:03:00 -
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can i be ceo of federal navy academy plz ?
i will be nice Naughty - don't discuss moderation on the forums! - Cathath |

Rift Scorn
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:28:00 -
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Originally by: Zhuge Liang 1. As a loyal Gallente citizen, I would like to know what you intend to do about known Caldari terrorists like Jenny Spitfire who sometimes operate in Gallente space?
Jenny Spitfire is merely Caldari front Zhuge, so much for that sharp military mind of ye ancient earth legend that your parents named you after eh? She keeps up the myth of terrorism, distracting you lot and therefore giving the rest of us bunch of degenerates the time and means to do 'things' to the hard up on their luck Gallente funded school graduates of 'Fine Art and Table Top Dancing'; merci beaucoup Oz. Lets face it degree's mean nothing these days. It's much less stressful and personally makes my giblets all tingly.
Originally by: Zhuge Liang 2. Right now, our precious Omber reserves are being mined out of Gallente space by Caldari rogue traders, what will you do about it?
The stuff's trash anyways let them have it. No Caldari with half a busniess brain on his head will mine that stuff, hell, if i were you i'd pay them to take it out of your space. In fact ,no, take those worthless caldari and do whatever you want with them.
P.S - What's with all this Caldari bashing! I find it racist, and therefore prejudiced to the extreme. Shame on you 
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babylonstew
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:31:00 -
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Originally by: Rift Scorn
Originally by: Zhuge Liang 1. As a loyal Gallente citizen, I would like to know what you intend to do about known Caldari terrorists like Jenny Spitfire who sometimes operate in Gallente space?
Jenny Spitfire is merely Caldari front Zhuge, so much for that sharp military mind of ye ancient earth legend that your parents named you after eh? She keeps up the myth of terrorism, distracting you lot and therefore giving the rest of us bunch of degenerates the time and means to do 'things' to the hard up on their luck Gallente funded school graduates of 'Fine Art and Table Top Dancing'; merci beaucoup Oz. Lets face it degree's mean nothing these days. It's much less stressful and personally makes my giblets all tingly.
Originally by: Zhuge Liang 2. Right now, our precious Omber reserves are being mined out of Gallente space by Caldari rogue traders, what will you do about it?
The stuff's trash anyways let them have it. No Caldari with half a busniess brain on his head will mine that stuff, hell, if i were you i'd pay them to take it out of your space. In fact ,no, take those worthless caldari and do whatever you want with them.
P.S - What's with all this Caldari bashing! I find it racist, and therefore prejudiced to the extreme. Shame on you 
what he said
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Kaleeb
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:37:00 -
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Edited by: Kaleeb on 26/04/2006 14:36:52 Oz gets my vote for president although every Federation needs its privateers to harrass the enemy...yaaaaar 
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:38:00 -
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Everybody seems to be having, "We hate the Caldari day", everyday. Dont like the Caldari? Kill a Wrangler today.
/me hides in Dantumi. ----------------
RecruitMe@NOINT! RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran |

Manion Taleroth
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: Sharcy
Originally by: Omber Zombie 1. Jenny Spitfire has now been hired by the Gallente Federation to only nuke enemies of the Gallente.
Jenny, if this is true, all Caldari will hunt you down for treason! 
I might even be able to get some Amarrians in on this. Kiss your chance to be Empress goodbye!
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Kaleeb
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:44:00 -
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Edited by: Kaleeb on 26/04/2006 14:44:37
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire

Everybody seems to be having, "We hate the Caldari day", everyday. Dont like the Caldari? Kill a Wrangler today.
/me hides in Dantumi.
Oi Dantumi is mine!
Ever wish you could change race? As a young caldari male I feel...common 
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.04.26 14:49:00 -
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Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 26/04/2006 14:50:48
Originally by: Kaleeb Edited by: Kaleeb on 26/04/2006 14:44:37
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire

Everybody seems to be having, "We hate the Caldari day", everyday. Dont like the Caldari? Kill a Wrangler today.
/me hides in Dantumi.
Oi Dantumi is mine!
Ever wish you could change race? As a young caldari male I feel...common 
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No way!
/me cant imagine to be cloned and woke in a female non-Caldari body. The horrors! 
PS: Who says Dantumi is yours? Do I see your name written all over the system?  ----------------
RecruitMe@NOINT! RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran |

Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.26 15:02:00 -
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I would hate to be anything but Civire. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Kaleeb
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Posted - 2006.04.26 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
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No way!
/me cant imagine to be cloned and woke in a non-Caldari female body. The horrors! 
PS: Who says Dantumi is yours? Do I see your name written all over the system? 
Ok well you can have Dantumi as its more like a holiday village to me, but Ishomilken is mine I tell you!
p.s
Oz for President if he researches new genetic modification so that I can be either a sebeistor punk or a Gallente male stripper 
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.04.26 15:27:00 -
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Can I be keeper of the panties and corsets? Maybe the whipped cream and paddles to
Need a new sig :/
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.04.26 15:50:00 -
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Stop hijacking my thread dammit. Only lian and miso are allowed to do that.
Back on topic - can one of the events team let me know when my Presidential Megathron is ready for a spin, I need to tour my constituancy. ----------------------
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Don ZOLA
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Posted - 2006.04.26 17:30:00 -
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vote quimby! er i meant oz :D
OZ for gallente president! :D
There are 2 rules in a successful life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.04.26 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Zhuge Liang
Originally by: Omber Zombie As I am in need of someone to handle incident reports for this, Zhuge, you just got drafted as my Information Minister. Delegate as you see fit.
There are no Caldari in Gallente space.
Except for me. Or am I an honorary Gallente?  
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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SengH
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Posted - 2006.04.26 17:37:00 -
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ROFL at this thread
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Spartan239
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Posted - 2006.04.26 17:56:00 -
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looking at your sig, looks more like Dark Lord OZ of the Galente not Oz pres of the Galente
Originally by: Tamora > its not the skills that make the eve player... its the smack that back him up
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SonOTassadar
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Posted - 2006.04.26 18:46:00 -
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/me readies his assassination squad.
Time to go to work, boys. 
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Zhuge Liang

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Posted - 2006.04.26 19:04:00 -
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Originally by: SonOTassadar /me readies his assassination squad.
Time to go to work, boys. 
Down with Omber!
As official Information Minister for the Omber Zombie administration I would like to say:
There are no assassins after Omber Zombie, and SonOTassadar is a peaceful Wheat trader from the Rens system.
That is all.
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SengH
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Posted - 2006.04.26 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: SonOTassadar /me readies his assassination squad.
Time to go to work, boys. 
Down with Omber!
looks like GHSC have their first job.
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SengH
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Posted - 2006.04.26 19:22:00 -
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So... Omber Zombie what are you gonna do about that titan that went missing.... were comming up on the 1 year aniversary soon and the promised repercussions are still errm .. tied up by paperwork and red tape?
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