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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.05.03 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Toros Revoke I'm still Minister of Stuff, The Stuff has spoken. You don't want Stuff to hate you, or worse, for Stuff to feel slighted and leave Gallente space altogether
YE GRANDE PRESIDENTE SAYS: "you know where you can stuff your stuff..."
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CaptainSeafort
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Posted - 2006.05.03 15:11:00 -
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tres culturel, mister minister -^
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |

Toros Revoke
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Posted - 2006.05.03 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Raem Civrie
YE GRANDE PRESIDENTE SAYS: "you know where you can stuff your stuff..."
It's on the stuff pile right?
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Make sure you take your shoes off before you cross it. |

Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.05.03 16:17:00 -
[154]
get over the stuff pile. Don't make me send GHSC after you. ----------------------
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Windle Poons
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Posted - 2006.05.03 22:36:00 -
[155]
You know, we still don't have an emperor and I *am* a true Amarr (Yes it has been a while too). I would quite happily look after the throne for a bit, just to bridge the gap as it were. Although I'm sure it would reduce my life expectancy somewhat :/
Then I could tell Omber where to stick his presidency (with a long and hostile speach with some big words that are really insults)
Please :(
Just for a while?
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.05.03 22:48:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Gnauton I love you guys.
I looked through 4 pages of forum stuff for this? OMG ---- The _Ultimate_ thread
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Nex Angelus
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Posted - 2006.05.04 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof
Originally by: Gnauton I love you guys.
I looked through 4 pages of forum stuff for this? OMG
Yea... me too... sad really...
I wub you 2...
Sig height must be less than 120 pixels. - Cathath It was 121 pixels high :P |

Toros Revoke
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Posted - 2006.05.04 03:07:00 -
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Edited by: Toros Revoke on 04/05/2006 03:08:27
Originally by: Omber Zombie get over the stuff pile. Don't make me send GHSC after you.
Ha. Oh such a short sighted president, one cannot 'get over the Stuff pile'! The Stuff Pile transcends the boundaries of mere scale, and so is impassible. Therefore I propose reordering the Federation into a theocracy, to give the proper veneration to Stuff that it deserves
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Make sure you take your shoes off before you cross it. |

Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.04 04:46:00 -
[159]
Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
I just sold the Stuff Pile.
You're currently the Minister of absolutely nothing.
OZ, we suddenly have a huge budget surplus...interested in discussing what we can do with it? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Toros Revoke
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Posted - 2006.05.04 06:13:00 -
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Minister of nothing eh? That sounds even better, a completely pointless ministerial position, this is starting to sound like a real government. Now I get to squander millions of tax payers isk, to undertake surveys on nothing, audits of nothing,a shiney new multi million isk office block where nothing is done.... The list is endless. I'm grateful for the promotion
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Make sure you take your shoes off before you cross it. |

Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Sorry, I forgot to tell you.
I just sold the Stuff Pile.
You're currently the Minister of absolutely nothing.
OZ, we suddenly have a huge budget surplus...interested in discussing what we can do with it?
I was thinking a giant monument (similar to the one in amarr) placed outside one of our stations in theimage of a giant omber asteroid.
Originally by: Toros Revoke Minister of nothing eh? That sounds even better, a completely pointless ministerial position, this is starting to sound like a real government. Now I get to squander millions of tax payers isk, to undertake surveys on nothing, audits of nothing,a shiney new multi million isk office block where nothing is done.... The list is endless. I'm grateful for the promotion
you were born for politics weren't you  ----------------------
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BlackHawk177
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Posted - 2006.05.04 07:22:00 -
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Edited by: BlackHawk177 on 04/05/2006 07:22:25 I declare this presidency a sham! 
(unless I can have a job too)
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.05.04 08:27:00 -
[163]
Originally by: BlackHawk177 Edited by: BlackHawk177 on 04/05/2006 07:22:25 I declare this presidency a sham! 
(unless I can have a job too)
you could always be a goverment lawyer - i'm sure we will need lots of them (everyone likes target practice...) ----------------------
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.04 15:23:00 -
[164]
Originally by: Toros Revoke Minister of nothing eh? That sounds even better, a completely pointless ministerial position, this is starting to sound like a real government. Now I get to squander millions of tax payers isk, to undertake surveys on nothing, audits of nothing,a shiney new multi million isk office block where nothing is done.... The list is endless. I'm grateful for the promotion
Oh DAMN.
DAMN DAMN DAMN!
I'm so sorry.
I completely forgot to tell you.
Yeah, um, your office kinda get cut outta the budget for this year.
And...ah...most of your operating expenses...yeah, they were cut too...sorry...
If you want to requisition funds, you're going to need to fill out these forms... *hands Toros about 800 sheets of paper* ...in quadruplicate.
Originally by: Omber Zombie I was thinking a giant monument (similar to the one in amarr) placed outside one of our stations in theimage of a giant omber asteroid.
I like it!
I'll send the funds immediately... -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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CaptainSeafort
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Posted - 2006.05.04 15:54:00 -
[165]
a monument, eh? well, momuments are really justgiant pieces of crumbling junk, so hmm...
aaaah!
http://tinyurl.com/nsrvt
 
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |

Hunters Presence
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Posted - 2006.05.04 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Toros Revoke Minister of nothing eh? That sounds even better, a completely pointless ministerial position, this is starting to sound like a real government. Now I get to squander millions of tax payers isk, to undertake surveys on nothing, audits of nothing,a shiney new multi million isk office block where nothing is done.... The list is endless. I'm grateful for the promotion
We actually have Ministers of Nothing in the UK, the official name is Minister of Portfolio. -----
Lead Games Programmer @ Quasit-Rushyo Games | Me! |

Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.04 16:06:00 -
[167]
Originally by: Hunters Presence
Originally by: Toros Revoke Minister of nothing eh? That sounds even better, a completely pointless ministerial position, this is starting to sound like a real government. Now I get to squander millions of tax payers isk, to undertake surveys on nothing, audits of nothing,a shiney new multi million isk office block where nothing is done.... The list is endless. I'm grateful for the promotion
We actually have Ministers of Nothing in the UK, the official name is Minister of Portfolio.
I thought that's "Minister Without Portfolio", or is that just in China? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Toros Revoke
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Posted - 2006.05.06 03:05:00 -
[168]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Oh DAMN.
DAMN DAMN DAMN!
I'm so sorry.
I completely forgot to tell you.
Yeah, um, your office kinda get cut outta the budget for this year.
And...ah...most of your operating expenses...yeah, they were cut too...sorry...
If you want to requisition funds, you're going to need to fill out these forms... *hands Toros about 800 sheets of paper* ...in quadruplicate.
Your Cripplingly Long and Pointless Yet Aggressively Invassive and Damaging to Public Approval Audit II, Perfectly Strikes Nikolai Nuvolari, Wrecking for 560 point of credibility.
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Make sure you take your shoes off before you cross it. |

Sakura Nihil
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Posted - 2006.05.06 05:11:00 -
[169]
at teh thread
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Ninjja
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Posted - 2006.05.06 06:01:00 -
[170]
Mr. Oz president sir, please make drugs legal *sniffff* so i can travel loopily through *snifff* empire without *snifff* concord getting mad at my hull *sniff*.
thanks.
P.s. please quote when responding as i will likely forget i even said this.
WHEW! YOWZA DATS SOME GOOOOOOD SHHEEEEEEET!
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Ediz Daxx
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Posted - 2006.05.06 06:38:00 -
[171]
Can i be Jack Bauer?
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Ris Dnalor
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Posted - 2006.05.09 23:59:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie Edited by: Omber Zombie on 26/04/2006 12:34:44 Sorry, it's been almost/more than a year since the Gallente Elections started... We still haven't had a vote...
As such, I am declaring myself the winner (who cares if I wasn't even nominated to begin with, the other candidates prolly died old age already), all Gallente citizens can start paying tax to me.
thanks, Oz GalPrez
p.s. I'm naming Entity as my Vice-Prez, and DigitalCommunist as my Military Advisor.
Yay!!! - ok now can we have the Minmatar event? :P -- Jump Drive Operation / Rank 5 / SP: 1280000 of 1280000 -- heh, remember when this actually was a rare thing? tralala
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Parallax Error
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:04:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Ris Dnalor
Yay!!! - ok now can we have the Minmatar event? :P
Scrapheap Challenge?
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.10 00:18:00 -
[174]
Originally by: Toros Revoke
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Oh DAMN.
DAMN DAMN DAMN!
I'm so sorry.
I completely forgot to tell you.
Yeah, um, your office kinda get cut outta the budget for this year.
And...ah...most of your operating expenses...yeah, they were cut too...sorry...
If you want to requisition funds, you're going to need to fill out these forms... *hands Toros about 800 sheets of paper* ...in quadruplicate.
Your Cripplingly Long and Pointless Yet Aggressively Invassive and Damaging to Public Approval Audit II, Perfectly Strikes Nikolai Nuvolari, Wrecking for 560 point of credibility.



 Ahem. Have I mentioned that I'm about to cut out your budget for publishing Public Approval Audits? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Toros Revoke
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Posted - 2006.05.11 07:32:00 -
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Very well, I'm anexing Luminaire and renaming it Torosia. The stargates will be repainted with murals to depict my glory, all the stations will be welded together and a giant fire breathing bronze statue of me mounted on top. In Torosia we will deny the existance of other systems and peoples, I shall be named God King and history rewritten. Henceforth the people shall know that I created the universe, found it dull and created Stuff, having nowhere to keep Stuff I created Torosia, then finally I created life because there was nothing on Tv and I wanted someone to polish Stuff and generally tidy up.
Praise be unto The Toros. Long may He endure.
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Make sure you take your shoes off before you cross it. |

Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.11 07:48:00 -
[176]
Sounds fun.
I'll approve funding for that. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Toros Revoke
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Posted - 2006.05.12 04:45:00 -
[177]
Excellent, I'll get you a hat and make you a cardinal
There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity. Make sure you take your shoes off before you cross it. |

Tristan
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Posted - 2006.05.12 05:31:00 -
[178]
just so you know oz, my vote can easily be bought 
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.05.12 05:42:00 -
[179]
Originally by: Toros Revoke Excellent, I'll get you a hat and make you a cardinal
I'm only willing to wear hats of styles worn by Chuck Norris. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2006.05.12 05:59:00 -
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Originally by: Rayim Tarith Edited by: Rayim Tarith on 12/05/2006 05:49:13 Edited by: Rayim Tarith on 12/05/2006 05:42:24 Omber Zombie -- Quick! Lie about the amarrians having WMDs, invade them, overtrow their monarchy - set up your precious democracy, and then to top it all off try and ban same sex marriages in gallente space! Then bask in your abysmal approval rating ;)
0.o Political satire ftw, Lolz.
hilarious  ----------------------
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