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Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:09:00 -
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In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am sponsoring an EVE Limerick contest.
Basic Contest Rules:
1. Create a new original EVE related Limerick.
2. Post it in this thread by 27 Mar 2014. Forum thread timestamp will be used to determine the cutoff.
3. Prizes: The 2 limericks with the most "likes" will win 100 million ISK. In addition, I will choose my 2 favorites and award them a Phantasm BPC. Finally, winners of my previous poetry contest can vote for their favorite. The winner chosen by this group will win a Cynabal BPC
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PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
454
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:21:00 -
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There once was a carebear from Hek
Who mined while watching Star Trek
The New Order came
Oh what a shame
Nothing left but a pitiful wreck |
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
2431
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:26:00 -
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There once was a game called Eve
Got carebears all riled and peeved.
They shot the rats,
Those silly t*ats
Why not fck off and play wow for Gods sake
Hardly an example of my literary talents but all I could be arsed to come up with tbh.
Aaaaaaand relax. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
87
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:31:00 -
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In a frig, on a gate, in a system,
I'd wished my AB was a Gistum,
Decloaked into a blob,
Overheated my prop mod,
But still got caught by that Tristan.
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
2431
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:32:00 -
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The Lobsters wrote:In a frig, on a gate, in a system,
I'd wished my AB was a Gistum,
Decloaked into a blob,
Overheated my prop mod,
But still got caught by that Tristan.
Utter congrats for rhyming Gistum with system.
Aaaaaaand relax. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
88
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:37:00 -
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An Amarrian princess named Mya,
Had succumbed to her lover's desire,
She said, "This is a terrible sin,
but now that you're in,
could you shove it a few inches higher!"
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
474
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:54:00 -
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1)
A pilot who once flew a Drake,
Left hundreds of dead in his wake,
He collected their corpses,
Using multiple sources,
The sick b*stard then baked them into a cake...
2)
A capsuleer who flew a big Raven,
Thought Jita 4-4 was a safe haven.
He undocked his ship,
His warning signals did tick,
It was obvious that he was no Maven...
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
89
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:01:00 -
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Dear RLML Caracal,
Don't panic, I'm not even fleet tackle,
you don't need your friends,
to come, smash me both ends,
it's an 5 second gank, not a battle
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2619
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:02:00 -
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There once was a fella from Jita
Who desired his wallet be fitter
So he found a good deal
Which it seems wasn't real
And now he is feeling quite bitter.
The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
90
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:14:00 -
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In space they can't hear you scream,
But tears they mine like coal seam,
Don't give them the joy,
when they try to annoy,
it's only a game bro,
Be serene.
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
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Tyburn Stannis
Xenon Salvage Inc.
60
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:49:00 -
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A contest of poems was the calling
So I penned a swift ditty whilst hauling
But there's always a risk
Of corrupt "likes for ISK"
And a winner whose rhyme is appalling...
o/ |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
5146
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Posted - 2014.03.17 16:40:00 -
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There once was a pilot from Nantucket,
Whose ship was big red rust bucket.
He was told you'll go far,
If you fly Minmatar.
But after the latest balance pass he said **** it.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
EvEa Deva
Forum Alt Retort
473
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Posted - 2014.03.17 17:15:00 -
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There once was a forum for EvE
Whose posters were really quite mean
They said give me your stuff
or harden the F*** up
So now i play WoW with ease |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
92
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Posted - 2014.03.17 17:40:00 -
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There once was a pilot named Hippo,
'No scram' Comet was his preferred M.O.
Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam!,
Blam-Blam!,
Blam-Blam-Blam!,
Blam-Blam-Blam!,
Blam-Blam!
GTFO!
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
3084
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Posted - 2014.03.17 17:56:00 -
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There once was a pod from Nantucket.
He recycled his passwords thinking "f*** it."
His accounts all got hacked.
His characters got sacked.
And the GM's just told him: "go suck it."
Change your passwords.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10918
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:11:00 -
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I once had a thread locked for lack of content.
But its message was very important.
It was buried by ISDs,
And I was banned for 2 weeks,
Now the search function shows it to be non-existent.
Now Im sure the above violates some rules,
And Ill share with you just a few,
Im sure that I broke Ten and Eleven,
The filter kept me from breaking Seven,
But I sure as **** didn't break Twenty Two.
Now, This all may just be fantasy,
Or maybe it actually did happen to me,
For im forbidden to tell,
Except in private convo or Eve-mail,
I guess youll have to mail me and see.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
205
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:16:00 -
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Oh little miner, your barge in debris so soon,
When you got acquainted with a friendly Goon,
Such a cruel universe, with nothing but fears,
An angry letter was sent, expressing all of his tears,
He was blown up again, that same afternoon. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
93
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:40:00 -
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There once was a corp called Stay Frosty,
who's HAC doctrine was proving quite costly,
so they shipped down to frigs,
and tanked with their sig,
and AB'd the way to a victory.
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Rixx Javix
Stay Frosty.
357
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:51:00 -
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There once was a girl from Dodixie
Who's middle name was Trixie
She was kind of a runt
Except for her huge...
...Tech 2 Strip Miners!
http://eveoganda.blogspot.com |
Rixx Javix
Stay Frosty.
357
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:53:00 -
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There once was a gal from Amarr
Whose Father dreamed would go far
Even though she was a bore
He couldn't believe she became a...
... special assistant to the Empress.
http://eveoganda.blogspot.com |
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Rixx Javix
Stay Frosty.
365
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:54:00 -
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There once was a man from Rens
Who chased the girls like hens
He flew a big Rokh
but had a small...
opinion of himself.
http://eveoganda.blogspot.com |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:51:00 -
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The once was a Band of space Brothers
Who tried to take nullsec from the others
To Delve they fell back
After unsuccessful attack
And eventually ran home to their mothers |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:53:00 -
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There is a dark band known as Goons
Who found themselves tricked by karttoon
But instead of flat dying
They're still kicking and flying
You can't stop these playful buffoons |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:58:00 -
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There was a young Sister of Eve
Whose assets you wouldn't believe.
The mysteries of the gate
She loved to relate
But your need she couldn't conceive. |
Johnathan Flubb
Flubb Industrial Group
1
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:57:00 -
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There once was a man in a Rifter
No ship could ever be swifter
He put on a good show
Many corpses in tow
And off went the charming space drifter |
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GM Spiral
Game Masters
C C P Alliance
188
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:41:00 -
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A ticket was filed by a man
Who'd lost his jettisoned can
He'd bought all his ISK
And still took the risk
His reward was a permanent ban
Senior Game Master | CCP Games Customer Support Team
Helping capsuleers since 2004. |
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Pew Terror
Green Associates
TITANS.
134
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:49:00 -
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One FC told his fleet align gate
Half of them thought warp what was said
Off they went the whole lot
And got bombed on the spot
And comms was now full on with hate
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Pew Terror
Green Associates
TITANS.
134
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:56:00 -
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Some bear desired isk per hour
He thought it would buy him much power
With much bling there he flew
Till they ganked his tengu
His mom yelling in the back "Take a shower!" |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
477
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:13:00 -
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A pilot who undocked his Pod,
Did think he was somewhat a God.
He tried bumping a Super,
With all of his stuper,
And the moron woke up in a fresh clone because the damn thing was a trap and they hotdropped him and got everyone on the killmail...
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Pew Terror
Green Associates
TITANS.
135
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:21:00 -
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Some guy thought "A titan I'll buy!"
He jumped it straight down to Mai.
Then got caught in a belt,
Wanna know what he felt,
That seller was surely a spai! |
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