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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4443
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Posted - 2014.03.21 22:58:00 -
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You found a good deal from Princess Rupee Rue
You thought you were buying one plex but you paid two
I forgot to mention
You should pay attention
Oh no! What to do?
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1089
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Posted - 2014.03.21 23:09:00 -
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Rupee Rue wrote:You clearly have not seen my contracts
You may want to change out those contacts
The ones in your eyes
Stop believing the lies
And face the legit ISK making facts. ;) Of course there are those who get alts and/or friends to make fake payouts, or others have plenty more ways of convincing the playerbase they are as good a scammer as all the other "successful" ones. You'll never admit defeat because that would crush your ego, and you still believe that one day a really good one will come along and make all that wasted time worthwhile.
You try and try, with each new scam finer
You say "I can do this, I'm no whiner"
While others earn steady
Their cash is ready
And your financial growth was beat by a miner
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Kor Sanyo
Stormcrows
0
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:06:00 -
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(to that guy in local who won't stop chatting about WoW)
If New Eden is too problematical,
Fitting mods is much too mathematical,
there are games you can play
much cheaper per day
and the players are not so fanatical. |
Vehestian
Killson Corp
Psychosomatic.
31
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:30:00 -
[154] - Quote
There once was a ganker in Jita,
who loved to pop noobies and grief-a,
he got snatched-up by Marmite
who bought up his kill rights,
so no more fun hi-sec hijinkas
;( |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4444
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:35:00 -
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A new player came from wow to EVE,
For right now we'll just call him Steve,
He threw 10 plex in his ship
Then he fell for the can flip
Now all he does is grieve
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4444
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:49:00 -
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There is a hero named James three one five
All he asks miners to do is act alive
The CODE will set you free
At your keyboard you need to be
For 100% compliancy we will strive
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
83
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:51:00 -
[157] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:A new player came from wow to EVE,
For right now we'll just call him Steve,
He threw 10 plex in his ship
Then he fell for the can flip
Now all he does is grieve
You are getting much better at this. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4444
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:56:00 -
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Looking for a corp? Join Goons
You can get rich with their many moons
Just asked for a recruiter
My favorite is Scooter
Those that say don't are jelly loons
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1090
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Posted - 2014.03.22 03:42:00 -
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Volar Kang wrote:You are getting much better at this. I absolutely agree.
Twas a bad limerick writer named Lancelot
His terrible writing failed to make sense a lot
But Glitterstim's were worse
Verse by bad verse
Glitter's rhyming schemes will make you wince a lot
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
3295
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Posted - 2014.03.22 08:04:00 -
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There once was a girl from Nantucket,
She did haul using a frigate to truck it.
A load of cows she was sold,
But outer space was too cold.
So now she sells ice cream by the bucket.
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical." - Anonymous |
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Knoppaz
distress signals
27
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Posted - 2014.03.24 06:44:00 -
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a pirate girl named naburi
fought always with utmost fury
she came to a blob
most ships just went 'pop'
she again left a scene of injury
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Knoppaz /-ádistressSIGNALS
http://distresssignals.tumblr.com
a capsuleer's way to insanity |
Don Aubaris
92
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Posted - 2014.03.24 08:12:00 -
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Inspired by the reprocessing dev blog :
There once was a dev called Ytterbium
who messed with the equilibrium
instead of all going to low
players exited with a bow
so now he's in charge of Eve's requiem.
Although I think Limericks are not for me. Can't get it flowing like I want. |
Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
164
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Posted - 2014.03.24 08:43:00 -
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There once was a miner called me
An elven miner of insanity
Eleven years of,
Blasting rocks and dropping rats
Can teach what's what,
Deep Space is a Woman.
Cos we play EVE Online
Not Steve.
~
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Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox.
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Avon
187
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Posted - 2014.03.24 10:43:00 -
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Oh gosh, this thread brings back memories of 2004
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=136405&page=1
Eve Online is a space game you see
But it means so much more to me
Over a decade I've played
But always changes are made
To keep me feeling like a freaking new-bie
Mining could be the thing for you
Or maybe a mission or two?
Whatever the way
You fill up your day
Someone will try to gank you.
Robbing and scamming are mean
But aren't always what they seem
You cry "Scum!"
But to some
A valuable lesson they've been.
Forum whining is such a shame
All finger pointing, hubris and blame
Post a witty quip
Then hop in your ship
And resolve your conflict in game.
I resolved to try and refrain
From posting here ever again
Alas, it is true
As is clear to you
That myself I have failed, for shame |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1093
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Posted - 2014.03.24 16:32:00 -
[165] - Quote
A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion
But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion
Now he can't get out
Watch him scream and shout
As they chase his +áss across the great black ocean
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
18512
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Posted - 2014.03.24 18:46:00 -
[166] - Quote
After reading the OP,
Instant favorite! 10/10 would read whole thread.
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1093
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Posted - 2014.03.25 02:24:00 -
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Reader discretion advised: the following limerick is very poorly written and should not be read by anyone.
I took to dinner with me a lady
She was Caldari, worked for Lai Dai
"That's a man!"
Shouted a man
When I saw the bulge I said "mayday!"
Edit: I think I just posted my worst yet in immediate succession after my best yet.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
3313
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Posted - 2014.03.25 07:17:00 -
[168] - Quote
Some quote about monkeys comes to mind for some reason...
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
18523
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Posted - 2014.03.25 08:32:00 -
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The Lobsters wrote:In space they can't hear you scream,
But tears they mine like coal seam,
Don't give them the joy,
when they try to annoy,
it's only a game,
Be serene.
this.
this wins in my book!
Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2014.03.27 01:21:00 -
[170] - Quote
1 day left in the contest and then about 2 days for voting. Thanks to all who participated so far.
*************
PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1099
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Posted - 2014.03.27 06:23:00 -
[171] - Quote
I compiled a list of what I believe are my best works:
There once was a pirate from Siseide
Arties or missiles he could not decide
He finally chose beam
and on them put Gleam
Of all of his targets not one died
A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by
With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye
She aligned to Osoggur gate
The pirate's guns fired too late
He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!"
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom
Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm
The Succubus looks meaner
But the Revenant cleaner
Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion
But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion
Now he can't get out
Watch him scream and shout
As they chase him across the great black ocean
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
47
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:30:00 -
[172] - Quote
There once was a GÇÿgirlGÇÖ who played eve. Ja?
Oh come on, I just donGÇÖt believe ya!
Half the toons are a bloke.
The other half joke,
And tell everyone theyGÇÖre a sheila!
I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
2644
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:00:00 -
[173] - Quote
Came in expecting something about Stab City
Left with ennui
*** Vote MTU For CSM ***
"They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn
Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1101
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:39:00 -
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Crompton Aberforth wrote:There once was a GÇÿgirlGÇÖ who played eve. Ja?
Oh come on, I just donGÇÖt believe ya!
Half the toons are a bloke.
The other half joke,
And tell everyone theyGÇÖre a sheila!
Ventrilo reveals all, and yes, women play EVE.
They're mostly found in highsec doing PVE.
EVE Online is a game about spaceships
Shooting, pirating, mining or scanning blips
But the women I fear
Play fewer styles here
They work mostly for the agents' tips
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
Cosmic Consortium
5069
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:26:00 -
[175] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:They're mostly found in highsec doing PVE.
EVE Online is a game about spaceships
Shooting, pirating, mining or scanning blips
But the women I fear
Play fewer styles here
They work mostly for the agents' tips
So many men who think they know gender
Believe women know nothing of fender
But deep in their hearts
they fear knowledge of arts
Will lead others to think them a bender
Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
Cosmic Consortium
5069
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:31:00 -
[176] - Quote
EVE is a game of phylogeny
And friend and neutral and enemy
the bizzarest of all
is friend to none all
and thus is of genus frenemy
Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |
Duncan Ringill
Nevermind Enterprises
BadWrongFun
9
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:43:00 -
[177] - Quote
I amaze with my frigate kung fu
And to enemies bid fond adieu.
As I race through the 'plex
And I loot all their wrecks,
I tell them to aitch the eff-yoo. |
Snupe Doggur
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:53:00 -
[178] - Quote
Where once an inveterate scammer
Eluded the mighty ban hammer,
With fantasies facial
And thoughts mayonnaisal,
Now faces the virtual slammer. |
Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2014.03.28 11:06:00 -
[179] - Quote
Contest is closed. Thanks again to all who participated (some better than others...). I announce winners in a couple of days. Voting (by liking) will remain open for another day or so.
*************
PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1101
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Posted - 2014.03.28 17:34:00 -
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OP can you post the runners-up in a separate thread? I feel like those who posted limericks first got a clear advantage as later thread readers liked their posts.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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