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GM Arcade
Game Masters C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:57:00 -
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There once were four GMs on night shift, Whose ticket replies were so swift. Then along came this thread, Their reply count went dead. The next day their boss would be miffed.
Senior GM Arcade | Customer Support
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9525
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Posted - 2014.03.18 04:47:00 -
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From my bio:
There once was a miner from Azer Who had not the grid for a laser His drones pulled the Veld While his shields barely held And Goons took him out with a razor
Also:
There once was a pilot; Aspalis Who in RvB did take solace. She'd shoot any Blue, FallenTitan or you, 'Twas justice on all of the lawless.
From this thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=325447&find=unread
Sigh, I imagine these don't count. They're original, but not of this thread. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9538
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:18:00 -
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Forty leagues straight off the station gray Lies the bookmark made just yesterday. But the noob still explodes Hauling expensive loads For he still warps the opposite way. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Don Aubaris
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:29:00 -
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Tas Exile wrote:In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am sponsoring an EVE Limerick contest. Basic Contest Rules: ... 3. Prizes: The 2 limericks with the most "likes" will win 100 million ISK. In addition, I will choose my 2 favorites and award them a Phantasm BPC. Finally, winners of my previous poetry contest can vote for their favorite. The winner chosen by this group will win a Cynabal BPC
Tas, can you clarify rule 3?
1/ What exactly is a winner of the previous competition? The 2 topwinners? Or also the Honorable Mentions? The Bonus prizes? 2/ Does this mean these people are excluded from this contest? Or can they still compete but not for the group-prize?
Regards, Don Aubaris |
Taal Khurin
Happy Asteroid Ltd
134
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:31:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:There once was a fella from Jita Who desired his wallet be fitter So he found a good deal Which it seems wasn't real And now he is feeling quite bitter.
Isnt that almost a Kate Nash song? :D |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:47:00 -
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Here's a few I came up with a while back in the OOPE forum -- some were written for specific people, but I thought I'd put them here. They are my original creations:
There once was a pirate from Siseide Arties or missiles he could not decide He finally chose beam and on them put Gleam Of all of his targets not one died
this is a parody of the limerick in Ila Dace's bio
I once saw a beauty named Erica Dusette She had the looks, she was all set Though her manner was wry And her posts were dry I would still say I'm glad we have met
it's EVE-related because it's about Erica Dusette
Have you seen the new Crucifier hull? Note just how it is no longer dull With two great fingers Its HP lingers Not all that far below full
Ever since I learned about armor tanking I've started turning up my output of spanking With lasers that scorch And drones that torch I'm not so good at limerick last line making
I made this one shortly after making two non-EVE limericks with failing final lines. Ask me if you want to know what they were.
In Halaima, with lasers, mining an asteroid AFK with no tank, James 315 annoyed Bearing blaster turrets large Talos opened on the barge Like James' ammo, mining prospects Null and Void
I made a limerick about this video: 6yo Skye playing Eve Online
A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye She aligned to Osoggur gate The pirate's guns fired too late He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!" Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 06:05:00 -
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Fresh limerick:
Executioners, Atrons, and Slashers I fly Only fast frigates with the throttle turned up high Glitter's my name Speed is my game That red streak is my shirt speeding by Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:19:00 -
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One about my new ship:
Fit up a Cormorant with 150s, this new ship of mine Filled up with range mods hits out to 109 I bet you think you're safe, you do A cormorant couldn't hit you Not sure what you're on about, I can hit you just fine Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Cecil Montague
PCG Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:37:00 -
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There once was a Damsel in Distress Who's morals lacked I confess Mission runners delight When Zor comes to fight As for Kruul, well I'm not impressed.
"There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail. |
Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D Spaceship Samurai
199
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Posted - 2014.03.18 08:29:00 -
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There was a guy named Jim Who tried to pay to win His CNR got ganked His wallet got spanked And now his dreams in the bin. |
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The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
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Posted - 2014.03.18 10:48:00 -
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In Verge flys a corp call We Fight, And some might say they're shite, That may be true, But what does that make you, We've been podding you all through the night. That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Zappity
Stay Frosty.
854
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Posted - 2014.03.18 11:32:00 -
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There once was a farmer in Lamaa, Whose despicable fit had stabs twice. I countered scrams thrice, His warp said no dice, So I podded him back to his station! Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. DARKNESS.
4361
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Posted - 2014.03.18 11:36:00 -
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There once was a pirate from Rancer Who hired an exotic dancer But when under the covers He quickly discovered What he thought was a girl was a man, sir. Mane 614
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Purity by Fire
Chaos From Order Manifest Destiny.
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:06:00 -
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I once undocked in a Vaga, PvP my aim with my swagger, A curse jumped in, closely followed by a Sin, I was podded back to Uedama.
another
A petition I once did make, "Our logs show nothing" The GM's did state. You disconnected on gate We dont care if you got raped, Now pay your sub FFSake |
Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:12:00 -
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Don Aubaris wrote:Tas Exile wrote:In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am sponsoring an EVE Limerick contest. Basic Contest Rules: ... 3. Prizes: The 2 limericks with the most "likes" will win 100 million ISK. In addition, I will choose my 2 favorites and award them a Phantasm BPC. Finally, winners of my previous poetry contest can vote for their favorite. The winner chosen by this group will win a Cynabal BPC Tas, can you clarify rule 3? 1/ What exactly is a winner of the previous competition? The 2 topwinners? Or also the Honorable Mentions? The Bonus prizes? 2/ Does this mean these people are excluded from this contest? Or can they still compete but not for the group-prize? Regards, Don Aubaris
I'll send out in-game mail. Basically, anyone who won a prize, can vote for their top 5. You can still participate in this competition (and even vote for your own - just identify it in the voting.) *************
PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
Joy-Tear Starseeker
Space Wolves ind. The Wolfpack Nexus
9
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:16:00 -
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Having a drink in Stacmon No pew pew action to be found 'have I seen you before?' I say to a guy 'No, but there's a lot of that clone around' he replies... |
RAW23
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:50:00 -
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There once was a scammer named Bobby, Shareholders he liked to lobby, He took the long view, And took Titans from U, Because stealing was his favourite hobby.
There are two types of EVE player:
those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not. |
I Riven I
Hedion University Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 13:02:00 -
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100mil isks doesnt pay the energy my brains would use to make some random sentences |
haga daga
Deadspace Remnants
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Posted - 2014.03.18 13:25:00 -
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There was a man called spoon, Who had poor skils for his phoon, he caught a big score, but lost a lot more, because he could only fit meta four.
once upon an eve winter night, there was a big interbus fight, they all failed to scuttle, because they only took a shuttle, so they had to leave with just a rebuttal. |
Gordon Esil
Probe Patrol Awakened.
47
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Posted - 2014.03.18 13:53:00 -
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Quiet and cold it is around Dark and evil are the lost souls Floating alone in my sealed wet grave With my Legion I'm trying to escape They are coming... The Sleepers they are called They are awakened, and looking for the prey Why did I enter that w-space... I cannot tell! |
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Effect One
Vengeful Swan
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:06:00 -
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There was a young newbie from Jita; who transported PLEX in a Cheetah. Proven not to be safe, pirates forced him to strafe; when this failed he claimed pirate a cheater.
'EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay' - CCP Rise |
Sephira Galamore
Inner Beard Society Affirmative.
296
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:09:00 -
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Let me grab mine from last years "Kiss me I'm Irish" roam:
Having so far only flown Ganked with Mang A buddy and I loved to join Greygals gang Expected to kill some stuff Spamming some irish fluff And finally die in a bang.
See also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWS8Wcf3PBE |
TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
474
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:19:00 -
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There once was a spacegame called EVE Which was harder than you would believe Fools came from WoW 'I'm quiting!' they'd vow Can I have your stuff when you leave? My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things! |
The Groundskeeper
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:30:00 -
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The fit on my dead nano-erebus Saw it sturdy and strong as a trolleybus With a tank made of shields (Two T1 invuln fields) My corpmates were left quite incredulous
I wanted to use "My fitting skills were not quite sedulous" but I suspect that was a bit minority. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.18 15:29:00 -
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Punkturis was a GM in EvE With mad skillz you'd better believe She fixed many things And though her trolling may sting We hope that she won't ever leave. |
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GM The Doctor
Game Masters C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.18 16:45:00 -
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The safety set red, his motive was dread. The ship had been fitted, and crime was committed. CONCORD made the craft dead. CCP Customer Support | EVE Online | DUST 514 |
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Don Aubaris
89
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Posted - 2014.03.18 17:57:00 -
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Let's give it a try and start with a life lesson :
A cruiser without a proper fit flew into low-sec and took a hit. The pilot enraged and fully engaged only to learn, he couldn't do s-h-i-t. |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
531
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Posted - 2014.03.18 17:57:00 -
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1)
There once was a pilot named Lou Who topped off with irregular goo. He grew hair like a dog and he smelled like a bog. He received a wide berth from the crew.
2)
There was a ship builder from Glink who colored his ships with black ink. Goon customers came and loudly complained, "The color we wanted was pink." -á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á-
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG] |
Cecil Montague
PCG Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:05:00 -
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There's this game called Eve I adore. It leaves me wanting more and more It's just a shame. Incarna was lame. Maybe one day we'll get through the door.
"There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
13
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:08:00 -
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I mine only Veldspar for fun I make just a pittance each run And although it is dull I still mine 'til I'm full 'Cause I like looking out at the sun |
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