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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:17:00 -
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There once was a pilot named Cecil Montague He wanted to play Barbie, not fly his pod-a-goo He finally undocked His ship got locked He'll have to update his clone-a-new
no hate, it's just the words that rhymed :) I have to say no for now on that door, though I think it shall definitely open to us one day. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Chris97b
The Irukandji Ineluctable.
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:23:00 -
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Porjectiles were once where it's at Great for gank, and they use zero cap Cross trained into matar Thought that I would go far By the time I was done they were crap |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:27:00 -
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T'were a few pilots tried to train above par Found game imbalances that made them go "Yarrr" But CCP did tweak And these fellas did freak Who am I kidding, they outnumber me by far Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:29:00 -
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There was an EvE player Chris97b Who wore a smug goatee His alliance claim, Ineluctable But their ships, quite destructible From the corps of The Irukandji |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:30:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:There once was a pirate from Rancer Who hired an exotic dancer But when under the covers He quickly discovered What he thought was a girl was a man, sir.
There once was a dancer from Rancer Who was hired on by a man, sir But when the tests came back She had a heart attack What she thought was a man was a girl with cancer Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:32:00 -
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There was an EvE man, Glitterstim Whose avatar appeared quite slim His alliance begged to ignore For their fleet roams were a bore Dromedaworks Inc threw him in for a swim |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:37:00 -
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Lachra was an Achuran technician Who spent too much time at the beautician Her Union of Labor Threw her at a crusader Now she leads at interception. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:42:00 -
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A dirty-mouthed pilot from The Scope Got his mouth washed out with soap The ladies he met saw fit For a man to posess wit For without the right words he had no f++cking hope Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:42:00 -
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Montague had a first name of Cecil He spent much time at the easel "PCGE is for artists," he said, "and for harpists! We paint our faces with brushes of sisal." |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:48:00 -
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Barbara Nichole was a pilot of old Ice Queen she called herself bold Her Consultancy was Cryogenic She kept her pod most hygienic When she killed she most likely lol'd. |
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Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:56:00 -
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Don Aubaris liked to go shave pated Which worked except when he dated His bio was short And so I purport At home he mostly mated. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:07:00 -
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The Doctor claimed customer support Should be a contact sport. Stupid talkers of smack Should be given a thwack On their frozen corpses we all could cavort. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
14
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:10:00 -
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I'm doing this 'cause I am poor I don't want to mine anymore I want to make ISK But don't like taking risk So now I think I'll be a wh0re |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:13:00 -
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I had eyes for a gal with a Cynabal She flew hard, made me wanton with arousal But a mishap with Concord Made me bitter in my discord Her nude clone made it plain she flew transversal |
Lachra
Union of Labor
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:20:00 -
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I like playing Planetside 2 EVE's fine if you know what to do But mostly of late I'm finding out that I hate Not having enough to pew pew |
Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:21:00 -
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A toon named Erotica-1 there once was Who scammed people out of isk just because IGÇÖll double your isk But probably not today Haha sucker, thatGÇÖs what a scammer does
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Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:26:00 -
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There was a young man named Tom Whose dream was to plant a bomb To blow up the Goons While listening to tunes That was the dream of young Tom
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Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:35:00 -
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In Reykjavik there once was a server Whose users played with much fervor They would argue about fits Especially the Britts Which makes no sense to a casual observer
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10971
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:38:00 -
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There was once an AFK cloaker named Me, Who camped systems with noobships cloak free. They all cried for nerf, Which came out Hurf Blurf! And not one tried to probe Planet Three!
I once rolled a fresh alt for some ganking, From CONCORD he took quite a spanking. He turned freighters to wrecks, And turned miners to specks, And he used the tear filled local logs for *******!
There was once a crybaby in a proviblock pocket, Who filled local with tears about closed socket, When I saw him DC, I probed him glee, I now keep his lossmail in my locket! Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:40:00 -
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There once was a guy in a destroyer Who blew up the raven of a lawyer The lawyer cried This is not in the guide I feel bad for the poor guys employer
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:46:00 -
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Twas a Gallente lass named Jen Takhesis Smacktalk was her game, other toons her thesis She wrote one or two About me and you While her ships were blown to pieces Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:52:00 -
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Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm The Succubus looks meaner But the Revenant is cleaner Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:56:00 -
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Carriers and dreadnoughts and titans, oh my! Can each be flown with only one guy Their warp speed is slow But with jump drives show That a fast ship isn't enough to get by Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Lachra
Union of Labor
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:02:00 -
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I'm finding out space is real big And it's best if you're flying a frig The warp speed is great And the fights are top rate But the best thing is a small sig |
Lachra
Union of Labor
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:15:00 -
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Oh, Massive Scordite! Harken to me Through the song of my mining lasers Star bright, star cracked orb of rock! Hast thy asteroid been depleted so fast? Say, "nay"! For I have not yet smoked the swansong of my mining quota And the blue tulips doth proclaim my hold is full!
:Clap of thunder, fade to black:
Anonymous |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
125
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:30:00 -
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Red versus Blue as you know, Slug it out every night, blow for blow, But when the wartarget appears, They never falter or fear, They pile in and cry, "Tally ho!" That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
360
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:33:00 -
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The ten year old EVE playerbase Knows the devs' deliberate pace. But COD pros And TMC trolls Shout "Look at DUST's terminal phase!" Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
361
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:39:00 -
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The mercs want to see some progress Maps, modes, PVE and markets But the common refrain On the blue post pain train "You'll have to come ask at fanfest" Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Braccer
The Seed Holdings Inc Affirmative.
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:48:00 -
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I had one hell of a fright, much to redemptions delight. A camp of flashy red lights, oh this is going to be a painful night. Greygal lead us to on hell of a fight. |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
361
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:48:00 -
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I surely can write these all day The OP may read in dismay The syllable count Is flexible now Oh right the EVE topic - too late Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
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