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Xanadu Redux
Small Target
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:52:00 -
[91] - Quote
Some general info on limerick construction: http://whvvugt.home.xs4all.nl/Archives_TCCMB/Limericks/Structure.html
And entry 2:
Capsuleer, wormhole here, come and PVE
Look inside, sail my tide, bounty harkens thee
Stay aligned, alert, ready
Flee from rats, fast and deadly
Capsuleer, death is here, GÇÿware the PVP |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
362
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:13:00 -
[92] - Quote
There once was a pilot so BRAVE
His girlfriend couldn't get laid
Her flirtatious cooing
Disrupted his pew-ing
Until one eventually caved
Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10982
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:19:00 -
[93] - Quote
There is a man in Jita who doubled my ISK,
I did it three times with absolutely no risk!
When the Bonus Room came,
I gained notoriety and fame,
Because now pictures of me covered in mayonnaise exist!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
362
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:22:00 -
[94] - Quote
Look, Xanadu (bravest of posters)
Is trying to educate most of us
But capsuleers gen'rally
Take criticism badly
ESPECIALLY the EVE forum warriors
Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
362
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:34:00 -
[95] - Quote
The robot called CCP K1
Is plotting for CCP Dolan
To get blapped by a drone
With an out of date clone
Thus usurping his dev position
Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:42:00 -
[96] - Quote
I struggle with EVE character names
pronouncing and syllable games
I think Nicen Jehr
With typical flair
Falls into a similar vein |
Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
582
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:45:00 -
[97] - Quote
There was once a thread on the forums
So bad that i spewed so hard i pooped a little
true story
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
3
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:58:00 -
[98] - Quote
I squandered my fortune large
intended for my shipping barge
on ISK lottery
from Games B-I-G
Now I'm working militia Sarge |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4374
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:58:00 -
[99] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is a man in Jita who doubled my ISK,
I did it three times with absolutely no risk!
When the Bonus Room came,
I gained notoriety and fame,
Because now pictures of me covered in mayonnaise exist!
mmm
I approve of this message!
Hot
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1071
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:15:00 -
[100] - Quote
not an original, but a parody of Old Woman in a Shoe
There was an old carrier who lived in Otou
Had so many fighters didn't know what to do
She sent them to HED
With nary a dread
They spanked them all soundly and made them go dead
EDIT: 100!
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:34:00 -
[101] - Quote
Oh Dinsdale Pirannha, hey!
This Limerick contest, come play!
Bring vocab so smart
And posting so tart
You could gain some credit this way! |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:49:00 -
[102] - Quote
In the dark stalks a tiger deadly
A ships klaxons, her choicest medley
One false move and then BANG!
Your cold corpse she will hang
Penny's collection must flow redly |
Grivan
State War Academy
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:56:00 -
[103] - Quote
Mining with my toons
when jumped by typhoons
all my stuff
now space fluff
oh grr Goons!
|
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4376
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:56:00 -
[104] - Quote
There once was a boy,
He cooked up a nasty surprise,
But it blew up in his face,
And now his dream dies,
But wait... there's more...
A sly Marmite leader made him his toy,
And asked for billions more isk from outer space,
Our Goblin friend said how great!
He continued writing for his master like a *****,
The rest of the universe with their jaws agape.
Ok that's a rough draft, be back later.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
365
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:12:00 -
[105] - Quote
erotica 1 is a ****
her glory hole made my **** itch
she took all my isk
(at least all I risked)
and she's not worth the time to finish this limerick
Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:12:00 -
[106] - Quote
I follow the robo blogger Jester
As he pontificates on the weather
(That's a coy euphemism
For the enthusiasm
He shows as a TLDR stresser) |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:21:00 -
[107] - Quote
Once a goblin called Gevlon came calling
He smeared Goons, RVB set to mauling
The GRR POCOs by day
So Marmite came to play
Now we drink up the forum tears falling |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
366
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:27:00 -
[108] - Quote
Xanadu Redux wrote:I struggle with EVE character names
Pronouncing and syllable games
I think Nicen Jehr
With typical flair
Falls into a similar vein I started quite luckily in that
N's midway through the alphabet
NICE-en or NEES-in
NJ's also pleasin'
But don't call me NICK-en, f.dat
Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Sarhyl Connaly
Politas Ateles Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:42:00 -
[109] - Quote
Eve Online is a game without walls,
But this freedom contains painful falls;
Such as learning curve: rough,
meta-game: rather tough,
And controls like a kick to the balls.
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1072
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Posted - 2014.03.19 02:38:00 -
[110] - Quote
'Twas a Quafe drinker named Nick-en
Thought Erotica 1's avatar quite kickin'
I shouted wait a nip
Put rubber on the tip
Before you risk to put your d+¡ck in
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11008
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Posted - 2014.03.19 02:50:00 -
[111] - Quote
Point and click spaceships is awful they said,
So went to play Hangar Offline instead!
The hangar was glitchy,
The forums were bitchy,
I wonder is biomassed Eve toons are dead?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Ralen Zateki
Nexis.
League of Infamy
158
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Posted - 2014.03.19 05:02:00 -
[112] - Quote
WoW player's ship went up in a puff
WoW player cried about PLEX in a huff
He came to the forum
Most said "poor him"
But Ralen just said "Can I has all your stuff?" |
Cara Forelli
End-of-Line
308
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Posted - 2014.03.19 12:52:00 -
[113] - Quote
A rare ship I followed from Hek
And soon I would orbit his wreck
The stargate I jumped through
Scram, web, and then pew
The system, alas, was high-sec
www.ensignyooch.wordpress.com
New player with questions? Like to answer questions? Join my public channel in game:-áHouse Forelli |
Glor Thindel
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.03.19 13:27:00 -
[114] - Quote
There once was a poster from TEST,
Who thought he could rhyme with the best,
But his limmericks were pap,
He filled pages with cr*p,
And just wouldn't give it a rest. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4383
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Posted - 2014.03.19 13:38:00 -
[115] - Quote
There once was guild in the mountain,
They decided to come down to Foutain
They blew up some ships,
Sent TEST to Highsec in crypts,
And now TEST farms FW to plow a ton.
Ok, needs some work....
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
RaZZZZia
Dead poets society
The Laughing Men
10
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Posted - 2014.03.19 15:06:00 -
[116] - Quote
Its bad and made while visiting the throne on paid time but lets throw this in here:
Some corp was camped by some deccer
He annoyed everyone with his swagger
His smack in local got fouler
I ganked him in a hauler
To be honest I never felt smugger |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4386
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Posted - 2014.03.19 15:07:00 -
[117] - Quote
There was a player Googling for a game
But he just couldn't remember the name
He saw an ad
'This game looks rad!"
He thought he clicked on the one for a themepark
But instead it was the one above, a game cold and dark
He mined all day
Til the gankers came to play
And then cried right here
and all of GD started to sneer
So he quit the game
And he will never be the same.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11016
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Posted - 2014.03.19 16:34:00 -
[118] - Quote
Why do they always spam New Topic in GD?
Why cant they use Search or Google? Beats me!
Is always a repost,
Another gripe, or blatant shitpost,
That why we need Unsuccessful at Everything!
I once ganked a freighter in Balle,
Who raged in local "Ill report you all!"
When I saw him again,
He brought seven friends,
Now their corpses are adorning my wall!
Why is it so hard to open a door?
Trapped in my room, im getting so bored!
You give me clothes for my Barbie,
Yet no paint for my Harby?!??!?
If WiS ever gets finished ill be floored!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1074
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:05:00 -
[119] - Quote
Of these limericks, none other than mine are neater
Although many others here may be sweeter
I read over my lines
In my head several times
At least mine follow the rhyme and meter
Other limericks here may be fouler than cleaner
With lines in them that are ruder and meaner
But there's more to writing lines
Than using "bad" words at times
Not that I'm saying mine are better, just that the rest here aren't exactly great either.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
CODE.
4388
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:27:00 -
[120] - Quote
I wrote a long poem that needs some touching up.
Is there a GM or Dev that I can send the pastebin to so he can pass it around the office for ideas?
It would generally be considered "NSFW" but I think you'll all enjoy it!
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
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