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Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:14:00 -
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Ends at 18.30 Eve. Make me laugh. |
Paranoid Loyd
1220
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:18:00 -
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I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
7556
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:19:00 -
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Misty Allure wrote:Ends at 18.30 Eve. Make me laugh.
Edit. Any tedious Eve connection gets you extra credit. Go Go GO!
Xenuria, Erotica1 and Dinsdale walk into a bar.....
And that's it. What did I win?
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Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:21:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:Misty Allure wrote:Ends at 18.30 Eve. Make me laugh.
Edit. Any tedious Eve connection gets you extra credit. Go Go GO! Xenuria, Erotica1 and Dinsdale walk into a bar..... And that's it. What did I win?
At this point..
2nd place :) |
Cyrus Mierre
Ascendancy Legion
Enemy Spotted.
24
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:22:00 -
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What's E.T. short for?
Coz he's got stumpy legs. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
5828
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:24:00 -
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A Firbolg goes to the RnD agent, looking ill, and says "I really don't feel well, i am tired all the time, i dont know what to do"
So the RnD agent says "Well, let me take a bit of your hull and i will send it off for tests"
Next week the Firbolg returns, still complaining of the same symptoms, and the agent has some bad news: "There is no easy way to say this... but you are HIV positive"
The Firbolg is shocked. "HIV!! I am a fighter! Not a lover! How can that possibly be?!"
The RnD agent solemnly replies "I am sorry... but one of your parents must have been a carrier"
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective.
"How did you veterans start?" |
SFM Hobb3s
Wrecking Shots
Black Legion.
97
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:25:00 -
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So some FC told me....4 guys are in a lifeboat. They have 5 cigarettes but no lighter. What do they do?
They throw the 5th ciggy in the water and make the boat a cigarette lighter. |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
5580
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:25:00 -
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As the first Gallente is brought to the wall he looks past the firing squad and cries out, "SANDSTORM!!!!" In the ensuring confusion he makes his escape.
The second Gallente enjoys the success of his friend and decides to try the same thing. And as he is brought to the wall he looks over the firing squad and shouts "TIDAL WAVE!!!" In the ensuring confusion he too makes his escape.
The Matari is amazed by the escapes and wants to try the same thing, except as he is brought to the wall he looks past the squad and shouts "FIRE!!!"
The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!)
"So.. youre saying you cant create content.... because other people are out... creating content?" --United Arab Emirates |
Paranoid Loyd
1224
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:26:00 -
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
7556
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:28:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:As the first Gallente is brought to the wall he looks past the firing squad and cries out, "SANDSTORM!!!!" In the ensuring confusion he makes his escape.
The second Gallente enjoys the success of his friend and decides to try the same thing. And as he is brought to the wall he looks over the firing squad and shouts "TIDAL WAVE!!!" In the ensuring confusion he too makes his escape.
The Matari is amazed by the escapes and wants to try the same thing, except as he is brought to the wall he looks past the squad and shouts "FIRE!!!"
I actually lul'd
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5225
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:29:00 -
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Your mother is so fat, her capsule looks like a large gas container.
Your mother is so dumb, she put out a buy order for paint to put in her target painter.
Your mother is do dense, she can collapse a wormhole in one pass.
Your mother is so fat, when she wears gray the entire Caldari Navy tried to dock in her.
Your mother is so stupid, she thought F1 was someone's name.
Your mother is so fat, she can bump a station off it's own docking range.
Your mother is so ugly, she the reason why The Door will never be unlocked.
Your mother is so large, she has to use an incursus to inject boosters.
Last but not least:
Your mother is so big, a Thorax is not enough.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Paranoid Loyd
1224
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:29:00 -
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It's funny how axe handles are made of wood.
It's like the ultimate '**** you' to trees.
"PvE in EVE is a trap to turn you into PvP content, don't confuse it for actual gameplay." Lipbite |
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
CODE.
93
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:30:00 -
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Miners love to mine, they think it rocks
the Code ALWAYS wins |
Iain Cariaba
Veritas Theory
203
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:31:00 -
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Solve this equation:
69
+69
???
Dinner for four.
Disclaimer: My opinion does not necessarily reflect that of my corp or alliance. My opinion is my own, and if you don't like, that is your problem. |
Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:35:00 -
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I liked SFM Hobb3s the most.
Honourable mentions for Herzog and Sibbyl to the tune of 10mill each. ShahFluffers would have got a big showing had I not been told a variation of the same joke 10 mins ago. :) |
Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:36:00 -
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Hell, we'll go again with a longer timer. New contest ends at 17.30 Eve. ONE entry per person, you may re-enter from previous contest!!!
Edit, I'm dumb, And drunk. Obvs 19.30 Eve |
Yokai Mitsuhide
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
5479
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:37:00 -
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers. |
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
2755
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:42:00 -
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what is red and knocks at the window?
smurf in an oven
eve style bounties (done)
dust boarding parties
imagine there is war and everybody cloaks - join FW |
Cara Forelli
Green Skull LLC
493
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:51:00 -
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The retriever thought his drones would save him, but my catalyst only took miner damage.
www.ensignyooch.wordpress.com
New player with questions? Just want to chat? Join my public channel in game:-áHouse Forelli |
Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:53:00 -
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Cara Forelli wrote:The retriever thought his drones would save him, but my catalyst only took miner damage.
Bonus payout for ganking related joke! |
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Glathull
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
535
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:54:00 -
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A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Turrents |
baltec1
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
12638
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:54:00 -
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A woman is driving through the countryside in her car, enjoying the wind rushing through her brunet hair when she comes a halt. The road is filled with sheep that a farmer is trying to herd into a nearby field. Getting out of the car she calls over to him:
"Good sir if I can guess how many sheep are in your flock may I have one?
The farmer thinks for a while and replies "sure thing missy", confident that this townie can't possible guess correctly.
She looks around for a bit and then calls out "there are 158 sheep". The farmer is staggered, and true to his word he lets her pick out any sheep she wants. Happily she picks out one of the animals and goes to put it in the back of her car when the farmer asks her;
Lass, you wouldn't happen to be a natural blond would you? Shocked, she asks him how he knew!
"That's my sheepdog" He replied.
Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Sibyyl
Gallente Federation
5590
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Posted - 2014.08.08 18:56:00 -
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Ima Wreckyou wrote:Miners love to mine, they think it rocks
I think you'd like this:
http://infernal-carebears.tk/bearrocks.png
The Muppets: P+¦pc++rn (thanks Ria!)
"So.. youre saying you cant create content.... because other people are out... creating content?" --United Arab Emirates |
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
CODE.
95
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:15:00 -
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Q: Why is pirating addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
the Code ALWAYS wins |
Big Lynx
Destructive Mechanics
Quam'Nocent
570
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:18:00 -
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How do you call a black guy who is flying an erebus?
A Titan Pilot, you racists!! |
Jenn aSide
Smokin Aces.
7559
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:23:00 -
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teh Funny |
RoAnnon
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
442
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:26:00 -
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What did the two tampons say to each other?
Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches!
So, you're a bounty hunter.
No, that ain't it at all.
Then what are you?
I'm a bounty hunter. |
TheMercenaryKing
StarFleet Enterprises
Intrepid Crossing
256
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:27:00 -
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I once yelled out on teamspeak "Titan tackled in 0J-1TA" and it ended up trolling all of the coalition.
If you don't get it...
0J-1TA
J-1TA
J1TA
Jita |
Misty Allure
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:33:00 -
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Well done GD. Now I'm handing Isk to CODE. Congrats Ima Wreckyou, far funnier and clevererer than these other failures.
TheMercenaryKing.. I pity you man... |
Altirius Saldiaro
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
74
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Posted - 2014.08.08 19:37:00 -
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