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Splitter Macdung Minmatar Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 00:27:00 - [31] -Because you were flying a Destroyer. -Its all about the flash-flash bang-bang baby. -Because you didnt fight back well enough. Here's what you did wrong: (then i tell them, this is only for people who try and fight back, and dont trash talk) __________________________________ Vale Heavy Industries "We'll Haul Your Stuff For Free"(Because you didnt pay us not to.)
ChalSto The Galactic Empire Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.25 00:40:00 - [32] "Sry....was setup-testing..." After 3 years in EvE, I finaly can say, that I lost more ships due to lag and bugs, than in any battle.
Druid R Murder of Crows E N I G M A	Posted - 2006.10.25 01:42:00 - [33] i got asked why did we blow somebodys pos up the other day, i said i thought it had cookies in it. and it didnt so i wwas upset. he asked why i didnt ransom, i said i would miss the prety fireworks at the end, and that the dread needed airing, it was starting to smell
Tobias Sjodin Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 02:10:00 - [34] "I didn't do it! You have no evidence, if you want to accuse me of something - sue me! ... What? No concord in low-sec? Ah, you should've thought of that before you went here then." [ore mongers, recruiting]
Devilish Ledoux Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2006.10.25 02:48:00 - [35] Originally by: Feline Ferocity "The devil made me do it" Did not. _ The Billionaire Buccaneer (Now with 50% more Roleplay!)
Nadalia Minmatar	Posted - 2006.10.25 03:10:00 - [36] Edited by: Nadalia on 25/10/2006 03:11:14 "Did not! You kept ramming my ammo with your vessel!"
M Counts	Posted - 2006.10.25 03:39:00 - [37] i needed cargo space for more veldspar and you looked like you wanted some ammo
Jocindus The Stonecutters	Posted - 2006.10.25 04:29:00 - [38] Because if I didn't, someone else would have.
KayaYautja Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 06:24:00 - [39] I've used 'My cat told me to do it' I'm the omega baby!
cheru nemo nobis impune lacessit SynchronizerZ	Posted - 2006.10.25 07:19:00 - [40] "Because you have been a bad boy/girl." ;p ................................................. been there done that
Cadela Fria Amarr eXin Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 07:27:00 - [41] "Why'd you blow me up" - z0mG!! A TALKING SANDWICH!! - "What???" - I'm going to have nightmares now - "WtF are you talking about?!? WHY'D YOU BLOW ME UP DAMMIT?!?" - ARGH!! IM SORRY TALKING SANDWICH!! runs away screaming CLOSE CONVO -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
LaCoHa Caldari Deep Space Navy Caldari Deep Space Industral	Posted - 2006.10.25 09:28:00 - [42] Originally by: Nadalia Edited by: Nadalia on 25/10/2006 03:11:14 "Did not! You kept ramming my ammo with your vessel!" ^ my personal favorite yet. "I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
Parsava Dei	Posted - 2006.10.25 10:41:00 - [43] Originally by: Nadalia Edited by: Nadalia on 25/10/2006 03:11:14 "Did not! You kept ramming my ammo with your vessel!" Lol
Asha'Lil Minmatar The Black Fleet Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 10:50:00 - [44] "Any reason you killed me?" "Woops cat stepped on the keyboard I triad to stop it but you popped to fast, sorry mate!" and he said: "Oh ok, think you can help me with a new ship?" And I did no smack talk makes me happy IÆm planning on using next What!?!? I didnÆt do that... did I? No way! YouÆre kidding me??! Are you sure?? I sure would of liked to of watched that! __________________________________ Stay still! This wont hurt... Yarr!
Speed Devil Caldari Liberty Rogues	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:03:00 - [45] i was just testing my setup :/
Skybar	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:04:00 - [46] "The roids told me you were being naughty"
merc999 Caldari Turbulent Subversion	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:39:00 - [47] Victim> Why you shoot me? Me> I am thinking of getting one of those ships Victim> ??? Me> i wanted to see how well it stnds up in combat Victim> oh I see Victim> are you geting a *** then? Me> No its blows up way too quickly MERC999 Public Relations Director TBSV Keeping Empire and Syndicate ship builders in business**
Xoria Krint The Movement	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:52:00 - [48] It's my hobby ---- My Movies
Kateryne Minmatar Steel Frontier Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:21:00 - [49] It was a long time ago, but i once got trapped in a system one jump away from a dead end system where i had bought some rare minerals. I was heading back to base (i was in something fast, wolf or jaguar i think) when the system i was in got locked down by a group of local pirates. I (rather stupidly) attacked on sight, forgetting the gate guns, and got popped... no biggy, i had many more ships to fly. But what really made my day was that after 25 mins of escaping them in my pod, i persuaded them to pay me isk so i'd let them pod kill me. Moral of the story - being able to persuade pirates to more than pay for the clone you are about to lose is totally cruise control for cool. Kateryne [Kah-ter-een] -noun To lay the smacketh downeth. See also, To pwn, To rock, To be 1337
Belhorn Battlebeard Turbulent	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:28:00 - [50] Mine has been know to be : "Because someone I know in R/L has the same name as you and I don't like them". But I think something along the lines of "it was my baby son on my PC" - it seems to work on eBay apparently so why not in Eve, LoL
Kindro DeCapo SkottE Technologies	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:33:00 - [51] victim: why did y ou kill me me: why was you mining *close convo* ----------------------------------------------- The above poster is a slag I love markup
T'Renn Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:42:00 - [52] this is a winning thread. Usually I don't say anything, but I'm going to steal some of these lines now - especially "you kept ramming my ammo with your ship." That one rules. -- Eh... 24k? I can't make a sig that doesn't suck and keep it under 24k. Oh well.
Abrivard	Posted - 2006.10.25 15:53:00 - [53] Not in response to killing someone but usually if I'm killed I will evemail them and ask if they would mind telling me what I might have done different. Most times they will give me some pointers, especially if they look and see I'm a relatively lo SP player My response to folks i've killed if they are whining is usually: Oh man sorry I thought you were a rat
Celes Tenebrae Blood Inquisition Sani Khal'Vecna	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:03:00 - [54] "why did you kill me?" "You were shooting at me! What was I supposed to do, let you kill me? Cry at someone else, pirate!" Then leave the convo minimised while they spend a few minutes yelling 'but you shot me first' or '_you're_ the pirate' etc etc. It confuses more people than I thought it would.
Psycarne Minmatar Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:07:00 - [55] I think my favourite when I was a pirate was something like: "there was three other people in that belt, how the hell was I supposed to know they would all run away from my rifter?!" I had scanned 4 people in a belt (frigs and destroyers), and I attacked them all in my rifter, but 3 of them ran off, so I killed this noobs destroyer. He started saying I was a coward bla bla bla. While I was saying this the other 3 noobs came back and I killed them all lol The noob in the convo got confused and said "good i'm glad they killed you". ------------- CELES because making the tough guys cry is funnier. Limp?
Lucifer Fellblade Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:08:00 - [56] 'Because you were too retarded to warp away, learn to use scanner and check local.' ------
Twilight Moon Minmatar Malicious Intentions	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:09:00 - [57] "No I didn't? Oh my god, how dare you accuse me of these things? You're so nasty..." ...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
Caleb Paine ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:27:00 - [58] "because you gave me the opportunity". -------------------------------- ISS Navy Task Force; Protecting your interest.
Tanthius Wings of Redemption 9th Fleet	Posted - 2006.10.25 17:20:00 - [59] "Your mom."
EBIL ED	Posted - 2006.10.25 21:35:00 - [60] Originally by: Ikonz erm meh no seakeh english, but thanks for the killmail! Im with you. im not alowed to be whitty corp ses lol ---------------------- MURDER LVL 5

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