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DubanFP
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.10.27 21:38:00 -
[91]
Edited by: DubanFP on 27/10/2006 21:54:16 "didn't you know that popup you signed going into .4 space was a contract that sold your soul to me?"
"CAUSE I'M A FRICKIN PYRO MAN!!! BANG BANG BANG MUHAHAHAH BANG ABANG BANG BANG"
"You mean you didn't like the free amo? :-( "sniff sniff""
"Cause it's almost as fun as running over lost kittens :-)"
"1 4R3 FR1CK3N C00L, L33T M4N, Y0U S00CK!!"
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Colonel K0rn
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Posted - 2006.10.27 23:00:00 -
[92]
This thread delivers.
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Verizana
Random Execution Party
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Posted - 2006.10.28 00:45:00 -
[93]
"My guns haven't gone for a walk in a week, they couldn't resist."
uhuh
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Yonos
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Posted - 2006.10.28 02:05:00 -
[94]
"Its a crime to mine in a megathron in EVE"
His ceo convoes me and complains. While I talk to him I find him in a belt and pawn his jaguar. I spend the next few minutes telling him a better setup .
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Epsilon 1
Murder-Death-Kill
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Posted - 2006.10.28 02:19:00 -
[95]
Wep malfunction pretty much standard answer.
..on the other hand, speak to the owl.
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JustBlaze
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Posted - 2006.10.28 02:45:00 -
[96]
LOL you sig rocks:D
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Araxmas
Caldari Imperial Space Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.28 11:27:00 -
[97]
"Finger slipped"
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Mythrantar
Caldari Dragon's Rage Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.28 19:30:00 -
[98]
The real question though is why actually pod someone that you pirated in low-sec empire. I mean, kill the ship- I get it; you are pirates afterall. Pod someone in a 0.0 war- I getthattoo. What's the point of the podding though in low-sec Empire as a random act of piracy, especially if you have no bounty on your head.
Just something I have been wandering about for a long time now.
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Apothos
Loot
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Posted - 2006.10.28 19:35:00 -
[99]
I guess I'll have to answer your question with two more questions:
1. What does a bounty on your head have to do with legitimizing podding someone?
2. Why wouldn't you pod someone?
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Sin Fae
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Posted - 2006.10.28 23:40:00 -
[100]
1. Mining without a permit
2. Assault of a tax collector
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SurfinSeaOtter
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.10.29 00:31:00 -
[101]
Edited by: SurfinSeaOtter on 29/10/2006 00:30:56
Originally by: Araxmas "Finger slipped"
Hey, that's mine! My finger is gonna do so much slipping!
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.29 11:12:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Garan Savlar I'm glad you lot are pirates ... 'cos you'd starve to dead if you had to rely on comedy for a living.
If you squint, your character photo looks like he has an afro.
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DarkElf
Caldari Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.10.29 13:16:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Mythrantar The real question though is why actually pod someone that you pirated in low-sec empire. I mean, kill the ship- I get it; you are pirates afterall. Pod someone in a 0.0 war- I getthattoo. What's the point of the podding though in low-sec Empire as a random act of piracy, especially if you have no bounty on your head.
Just something I have been wandering about for a long time now.
I like the squishy sound of the corpse going mush. plus it shuts up the smack in local.
DE
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dabster
Minmatar dabster Corp
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Posted - 2006.10.29 13:44:00 -
[104]
"My bad, thought you was npc" ___________________________ Brutors Rule! My Eve-vids; Click. |
Mathra
mUfFiN fAcToRy Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.29 14:54:00 -
[105]
Either:
A) Happy to be of service, please come again and make sure you get a t-shirt at our souvenir booth.
or
B) I felt intimidated by your shuttle. I did what was necessary.
or
C) Just doing have to do to keep the inflation down, sir.
Depends on my mood.
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Electric Cucumber
Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2006.10.29 17:52:00 -
[106]
I don't know
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Jacques Archambault
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.10.29 20:37:00 -
[107]
Thread cleaned.
Please do not post offensive replies/comments in this thread or on the forums. Please keep it appropriate.
-Jacques'
forum rules | [email protected] | Our Website! Want to be an EVE-Online forum moderator? click here! ISD Volunteer of the Year, 2006
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AnarkiTheStorm
Tender Loving Care Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.10.29 21:58:00 -
[108]
1.your shuttle could have indeed had 10k zyd in it.
2.i didnt have the slots for a ship scanner as i needed the ecm to jam you because i suck, how was i suposed to know you were mining?
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Olixia Castitatis
Gallente Svefn-G-Englar
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Posted - 2006.10.29 22:46:00 -
[109]
Hmm...
" Them: Why you kill me? :( Me: I'm a pirate. Them: That was my first destroyer :( Them: It was uninsured :( Me: OH GOD I FEEL SO GUILTY, HERE'S 500K FOR A NEW ONE. :( :( :( /emote cries and runs off "
Yeah, I don't pirate anymore. It wasn't very profitable for some reason. -----------------------
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Kharakan
Amarr GREY COUNCIL
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Posted - 2006.10.29 23:21:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Nyphur Edited by: Nyphur on 29/10/2006 11:38:29
2) It was full of bees (my little brother actually filed a reimbursement petition saying his ship blew up because it was full of bees -_-;)
Did he get it back?
Oh, and one I like:
"Why'd you blow up my ship?" "...because it was there?"
Originally by: ParMizaN evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer [limegreen]I a |
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Cain Bloodlust
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Posted - 2006.10.30 03:44:00 -
[111]
I used to get asked this a lot, but really it was only from noobs. I used to say stuff like they were flying my ship, using my modules in my space (which tends to confuse the poor little guys), but after the nth time I switched to "because I'm a pirate, and thats what pirates do", which often leads into a q&a, at which time I don my Palpatine hat and proceed to (attempt to) bring them to the dark side.
I swear, turning someone from a hand-holding hugfreak into a blood-thirsty killer is more satisfying than seeing six giant cans blossom from a popped hauler.
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SurfinSeaOtter
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.10.30 05:38:00 -
[112]
YOU LIE!!!!
I turned to the darkside after podding some helpless fool after he returned to the scene of his ship's destruction in nothing but his grapefruit. This action warranted an evemail on my part asking simply.. "what the hell?"
Turns out he wanted to make sure I didn't take anything from his can
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The Jawbreaker
Minmatar Incarnation of Evil
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Posted - 2006.10.30 09:56:00 -
[113]
du ska inte med ut och burna lite med min mintgr÷na volvo 140?!
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gfldex
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Posted - 2006.10.30 11:03:00 -
[114]
Edited by: gfldex on 30/10/2006 11:03:01 voctim > why did you blow me up you <random insult>??? gfldex > i'm a business man gfldex > and when concord offers me a good deal i'll take it gfldex > and your mining lasers for my sec status is a good deal victim > <more random insults>
-- $ perl -n -e 'print "Stop blameing pirates! Oveur is the root of all evil!\n" if m/podkill|lost my ship|gank|gate camp|Verone/;'
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Nyphur
Pillowsoft Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.30 11:59:00 -
[115]
Edited by: Nyphur on 30/10/2006 12:00:29
Originally by: Kharakan
Originally by: Nyphur Edited by: Nyphur on 29/10/2006 11:38:29
2) It was full of bees (my little brother actually filed a reimbursement petition saying his ship blew up because it was full of bees -_-;)
Did he get it back?
I made him retract it in case he got banned or something for it :p. If he gets banned, chances are they'll just ban me for good measure since we play from the same house - for all they know he's an alt.
I'd love to see the look on a GM's face getting that in a petition, though ^^;.
Another of my favourite lines is: "I thought you were part of my mission." or "I could swear it said serpentis in front of your name...". Being blown up is one thing, being told you were mistaken for an NPC is embaressing :D.
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TxShadow
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Posted - 2006.10.30 19:43:00 -
[116]
"I like chicken." - exit convo
"Because the chicken made me do it." - exit convo
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Antzor
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.10.31 02:57:00 -
[117]
God damnit. I thought i loaded the blanks.
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Darineah Charach
Minmatar The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.31 12:01:00 -
[118]
Because it's a game, and that's what you do in the game, you shoot things. You're a thing, so i shot you.
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Boxing Kangaroo
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Requiescat
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2006.10.31 12:37:00 -
[119]
"L2P SCRUB" -exit convo-
"It's my corp's policy to kill anyone with (insert character picture trait here)"
"WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!!!" -close convo-
Normally I just stay stupid stuff until they close the window... you know, random stupid stuff that makes zero sense. Ghrba. Frda. Fhqwgads. Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse So make your move and plead the fifth, 'cause you can't plead the first |
Major Shake
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Posted - 2006.10.31 13:05:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Requiescat Fhqwgads
I said come on Fhqwgads, I said come on Fhqwgads Everybody to the limit now take it to the limit I said come on come on Fhqwgads
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