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Firequill
Gallente
The Black Ops
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.25 22:18:00 -
[61]
once used
"because i want to do nasty things to your body"
another favourite is
"because i felt for some jerky, and youre it"
that was back when i was a pierat though 
nowadays i just do furniture.
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David Darkstar
Caldari
Coreli Corporation
Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.25 23:25:00 -
[62]
Edited by: David Darkstar on 25/10/2006 23:25:45
1) "Sorry, could you repeat what happened? I was kinda AFK..."
2) "You mean you're NOT Tuxford's alt???"
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X ChaosX
Panzershrek
Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.26 06:02:00 -
[63]
I blew you up to stimulate the EvE economy by having you purchase another ship from an industrialist.
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 Originally by: Bill Shankly
i see your another one of those lousy pirates that cant fight fair and call yourself apvper, what a joke u are.
Don't represent corp or alliance blah blah |
Bunnyslayer
Minmatar
Panzershrek
Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.26 08:08:00 -
[64]
I refuse to admit it was me and must be some other Bunnyslayer in the game.
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Horatio Nately
Finis Lumen
Muffins of Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.10.26 08:17:00 -
[65]
because you asked a local full of pirates how the mining here was. and proceded to mine in your raven anyway.
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Garan Savlar
Gallente
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2006.10.26 11:11:00 -
[66]
I'm glad you lot are pirates ... 'cos you'd starve to dead if you had to rely on comedy for a living. 
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Xsag
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2006.10.26 13:48:00 -
[67]
Quote:
Im with you. im not alowed to be whitty corp ses lol
EBIL ED!!! :-)
~n00b of all trades~
~~Airkio~~
~if im posting on here its cos im in work~ |
Wilhelm Beck
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Posted - 2006.10.26 15:18:00 -
[68]
I have an extenseve section of corp policy I quote at them about logging off while scrambled. Generally, this confuses them. I then point out that I ransomed them while they were logged and that if they failed to pay that ransom in a timely manner I cannot be held accountable. I then ask them to direct any further questions to my CEO as I don't "play well with others". This last bit has be come suprisingly less efectiveof late but I can't quite track down why...
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Megadon
Caldari
Templars of Light
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Posted - 2006.10.26 18:15:00 -
[69]
♠I'm sorry I killed you. I was AFK.
♠While you were flying, your hair made an aggressive action towards me.
♠Your chin insulted me.
♠You are gallente, I am caldari, what more needs to be said.
♠I'm sorry, I was supposed to ask you if you would lend me some isk BEFORE I killed you. I'm new to this.
♠My ship scanner said you were carrying Chelms Modified Cap Recharger. I guess it's broken.
♠My cat stepped on my keyboard.
♠Testing a new ship setup.
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Martin Law
Armoured Assassins
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Posted - 2006.10.26 18:59:00 -
[70]
mostly u can expect a reply like this:
> why did u jus blow me up
Martin Law > cause u showed up on overview
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Christopher Dalran
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Posted - 2006.10.26 19:02:00 -
[71]
I like to send them a link for a picture of the dancing baby playing a tiny violin.
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Monica Foulkes
Hooligans Of War
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Posted - 2006.10.26 19:13:00 -
[72]
Because I like pretty explosions.
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Narciss Sevar
Caldari
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2006.10.26 20:08:00 -
[73]
I'm still in junior school, i hurt people i have a crush on... 
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CherniyVolk
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Posted - 2006.10.26 20:12:00 -
[74]
"Oh dear. I'm a bit dyslexic, I'm so sorry! What happened was, I tried to convo you to say hi. Instead, I hit F1 through F8 and my lower modules started blinking. Realizing my mistake, I tried to convo again to ask for help. My Tourettes Syndrom then kicked in, instead of 'Hi, I'm having issues with my ship can you help me?', what I unintentionally typed was "gimme your f**king iskies or you DIE DIE DIE!!!! A HORRIBLE DEATH YOU DIE!!!! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!"
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DefJam101
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Posted - 2006.10.27 01:07:00 -
[75]
I did it for the lulz
...although you probably could've just done a barrel roll.
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Jocindus
The Stonecutters
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Posted - 2006.10.27 04:08:00 -
[76]
I've got an alt in a production corp and I'm trying to drum up some business.
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Garan Savlar
Gallente
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:51:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Jocindus
I've got an alt in a production corp and I'm trying to drum up some business.
I retract my previous comment with regards to this one! Nice one Jocindus ...
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Auren I'del
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Posted - 2006.10.27 10:18:00 -
[78]
Originally by: CherniyVolk
"Oh dear. I'm a bit dyslexic, I'm so sorry! What happened was, I tried to convo you to say hi. Instead, I hit F1 through F8 and my lower modules started blinking. Realizing my mistake, I tried to convo again to ask for help. My Tourettes Syndrom then kicked in, instead of 'Hi, I'm having issues with my ship can you help me?', what I unintentionally typed was "gimme your f**king iskies or you DIE DIE DIE!!!! A HORRIBLE DEATH YOU DIE!!!! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!"
LOL
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Krist Valentine
Amarr
Freelancing Opportunists
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Posted - 2006.10.27 11:05:00 -
[79]
I tell them that I did it to address their security issues. It was their fault all along, not mine. :D
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Katrina Coreli
Vindication Angels
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Posted - 2006.10.27 11:15:00 -
[80]
"You looked at me funny in local"
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getsomemuthafunster
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Posted - 2006.10.27 12:06:00 -
[81]
Edited by: getsomemuthafunster on 27/10/2006 12:07:36
No way!!
My mining macro must be corrupt!!
Or
Hmm Must be a bug in XP
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shadow saber
DarkSide Inc
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Posted - 2006.10.27 12:52:00 -
[82]
i just say i killed em cos i need to make money for the ammo used attacking them
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2006.10.27 14:32:00 -
[83]
"Why *wouldn't* I shoot you is what you should be asking"
Originally by: Goberth Ludwig
Damn what happens to all those people whose self esteem doesnt depend on eve then?
Oh right, I'm asking in the wrong place
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Darius Falc
Gallente
Corsets and Carebears
Whips and Chains
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Posted - 2006.10.27 15:42:00 -
[84]
Hi, I'm not in right at the moment but if you can leave your name, clone vat address or appropriate deity I promise to get back to you via evemail or the priesthood of your choice. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep. <No beep ever sounds>
DF.
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James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.27 17:16:00 -
[85]
"Because Shut Up that's why".
"Your ship was found unpiloted and abandoned in the system, and as a designated salvage operative, I had to clear the space lanes for other traffic." ... "What do you mean you were in it? This is all a terrible mistake. Please stop by the nearest DED station an ask for form 153(c) Accidental Removal of Inappropriate Salvage in Low Security Space, and they'll process you as soon as possible."
"I am a representative for the RSPCV, the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Veldspar. I was investigating an incident in a nearby system when I got the call to say active mutilation was in progress, so of course I had to act."
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James Lyrus
Lyrus Associates
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.27 17:18:00 -
[86]
Edited by: James Lyrus on 27/10/2006 17:18:57
Ooops doublepost
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Sovelis
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Posted - 2006.10.27 19:14:00 -
[87]
"I did it for Johnny"
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Jim06
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Posted - 2006.10.27 20:08:00 -
[88]
i was contracted against you by every other person in local
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JustBlaze
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Posted - 2006.10.27 20:46:00 -
[89]
god made me do it with his i win button..
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Kindakrof
Caldari
Cruor Frater
Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2006.10.27 21:29:00 -
[90]
Usually i tell them i have RL problems and that i'm really ****** up in RL. Then i get all emotional and tell them i'm actually crying and stuff. Getting sympathy from someone you just blew up owns :D
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