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John Bishop Caldari Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:14:00 - [1] i know youve gotten them after a kill, the unhappy victim calls you up and starts demanding why you have crushed him beneath your keel. so what are your witty replies? a fellow corpmate likes to say it was a weapons malfuction. i ussaly give a 5 second pause then in caps HELLO PIRATE!!!( i love pirates of the carribean) so what are your replies to these? _______________________________________________ sorry for the spelling and gramtic errors,,, im a redneck cowboy what did you expect anyways????
Samirol Ore Mongers	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:14:00 - [2] i say Why does a dog lick himself? Because he can. This corp is recruiting. Billboard Project
getsomemuthafunster	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:18:00 - [3] Because you didnt warp in the obligatory 1 second I gave you
merc999 Caldari Turbulent Subversion	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:21:00 - [4] Edited by: merc999 on 24/10/2006 12:21:07 This system has a strict nominated parking system, your ship was illegally parked, and as you wouldnt pay the parking fine your ship was destroyed... dont blame me mate I dont make the rules I only work here :) MERC999 Public Relations Director TBSV Keeping Empire and Syndicate ship builders in business
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:24:00 - [5] I reject all convo invitations after the ship has been destroyed. But I usually get a vengenance threat or Class2 gank chatter in local. (Class2 GankChatter: A battle of intellectual superiority often fought out entirely by the gankee so they can feel that they have won the fight on the mental plane by saying things like: I just made 4 millfrom the insurance thanks or wow alot of effort to pop an empty hauler good job) The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
getsomemuthafunster	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:24:00 - [6] Edited by: getsomemuthafunster on 24/10/2006 12:23:56 Because your ugly spud scared my kids and made them cry
Sokratesz Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2006.10.24 12:41:00 - [7] Hm been awhile since i killed someone who convoed me afterwards (all recent kills been in 0.0 and they dont usually whine as much), but the 'i just work here' takes the cake.
Kumu Honua	Posted - 2006.10.24 13:19:00 - [8] Not quite the same thing, but... I was the victim of a pirate attack. After the deed was done, I sent him a conversation request. I thanked him for the lesson. Part of my goal for that night was to be attacked by a pirate. To learn what I can expect from an encounter. I took my first ship into lowsec in a cheap mining getup. After a while of mining some jaspet an Enyo located me as I was on my way to a roid (I had JUST gotten into range as he warped in). Consequently I was not aligned. So I learned the valuable information about how long it takes to be locked down, and what sort of damage is dealt. This was a -9.1 rated pirate so I believe it to have been a rather realistic experience of what I can find from experienced pirates (As opposed to a newer pirate that is closer to my skill level) All in all, I found the experience to be enlightening, and a good way to cash in on the insurance of an old ship. Unfortunatly the pirate was left with only 3 miner I's and a couple civilian mods for his spent ammo. I feel a little guilty about that.
Kala Veijo Veto.	Posted - 2006.10.24 13:20:00 - [9] Bloodlust, and iskies.
Kyozoku Loot	Posted - 2006.10.24 13:57:00 - [10] I like to correct their spelling mistakes but most of the time I just block them.
Babs Johnson Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.10.24 14:16:00 - [11] Because you're stupid and your mama dresses you funny.
KayaYautja Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.24 14:20:00 - [12] Same as Sami basically, because i can I'm the omega baby!
Ange1 Gallente The Establishment Establishment	Posted - 2006.10.24 14:21:00 - [13] Pirate. The Establishment is at your service...
JoeT Amarr Short Attention Span	Posted - 2006.10.24 14:41:00 - [14] flashing red and skulls?? --- I need a sig :(
Darius Falc Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains	Posted - 2006.10.24 15:38:00 - [15] I simply direct people to my BIO. I have a little letter there for them and a complaint form they can fill out. Take a look some time if you're bored. DF. ***********************************************
Apothos Loot	Posted - 2006.10.24 17:32:00 - [16] Because I thought it might be fun. Then I ask them if they had fun, sometimes they say yes, sometimes they say no, if they say no, I ask why, and try to convince them that PvP is fun. The last guy I convoed that killed me was a Crow pilot after he beat me in my Ranis, and that was to ask him what I did wrong, turns out I actually did a good job, and he just out-damaged me.
Ikonz Loot	Posted - 2006.10.24 18:18:00 - [17] erm meh no seakeh english, but thanks for the killmail! Sig removed, inappropriate content - Cortes Since when are boobies inappropriate??
Ellandrian D'Amerathe	Posted - 2006.10.24 18:29:00 - [18] I replied "out of game for a while, was rusty and needed practice" once, which happened to be the truth, the players demise was slowed by me clicking my warp disrupter on then spamming 1234 a couple times, in local no less, before remembering that its F1,F2,F3,F4 etc. I did get the expect "U SUK" reply from him... So, "yeah, yeah I do, 6 months of rust will do that, HEY come back in a new ship ASAP so I can get more practice in, use better fittings too!"... Ell
Leikeze Mrotserif Murder-Death-Kill	Posted - 2006.10.24 18:33:00 - [19] 'because you touch yourself at night' -------------------------------------
SurfinSeaOtter Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.24 18:45:00 - [20] My finger slipped
Devilish Ledoux Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2006.10.24 19:19:00 - [21] "Because I thought you'd put up more of a fight." _ The Billionaire Buccaneer (Now with 50% more Roleplay!)
Nexa Necis	Posted - 2006.10.24 19:25:00 - [22] If they ask in local, I ask them to convo me. Of course my email charge is 100k, but most people click through the warning message. Then, once we are talking, I close the window after I type an incomplete sentence then ask them to convo me again in local claiming I closed the wrong window. My record is 16 convos from one person I killed. My overall record was 18 times from a macroer who would just keep spamming messages in a foreign language.
Scoundrelus Unseen Jihad	Posted - 2006.10.24 20:13:00 - [23] When they ask why I always accuse them of something. It's hilarious to see them go crazy over it. I'm always like "because your buddy told me how you were being racist" and he just loses it. "WHO! WHAT BUDDY!" =============================================== We are Watching You.
Snodgey2004 Mega Modal M0nkeys	Posted - 2006.10.24 20:21:00 - [24] For a while I had a little skit in my bio , something like " I am a Noob , I kill haulers , NPC'ers and whatever doesn't shoot back , thats right boyo " but if I now get a convo asking the obvious , I state the obvious " I couldn't resist " what can they say after that ?
Mr Jay Pre-nerfed Tactics	Posted - 2006.10.24 21:19:00 - [25] "I thought you were my girlfried" Arrrr Absolute Evil pwned my sig =(
vile56 Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2006.10.24 21:29:00 - [26] me> hoped you had tech 2 equip on. vic> i was mining. me> miner2s are tech 2 :/
LaCoHa Caldari Deep Space Navy Caldari Deep Space Industral	Posted - 2006.10.24 22:10:00 - [27] I did WHAT??!!! "I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
Horza Otho Minmatar Silver Star Federation	Posted - 2006.10.24 22:13:00 - [28] I tell them i am working for the pirate faction that lives in that region, like saying "I am a fighter for the Sansha Nation protecting their space at all costs to filthy scum like you." --- Eris Discordia is miiiiiine
Golden Helmet Caldari DAB RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.24 22:18:00 - [29] Because i can
Feline Ferocity Caldari Shinra Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.24 23:34:00 - [30] "The devil made me do it" ----------------------------------------------- Men are like Snowstorms; You never know how many inches you will get, or how long it will last
Splitter Macdung Minmatar Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 00:27:00 - [31] -Because you were flying a Destroyer. -Its all about the flash-flash bang-bang baby. -Because you didnt fight back well enough. Here's what you did wrong: (then i tell them, this is only for people who try and fight back, and dont trash talk) __________________________________ Vale Heavy Industries "We'll Haul Your Stuff For Free"(Because you didnt pay us not to.)
ChalSto The Galactic Empire Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.10.25 00:40:00 - [32] "Sry....was setup-testing..." After 3 years in EvE, I finaly can say, that I lost more ships due to lag and bugs, than in any battle.
Druid R Murder of Crows E N I G M A	Posted - 2006.10.25 01:42:00 - [33] i got asked why did we blow somebodys pos up the other day, i said i thought it had cookies in it. and it didnt so i wwas upset. he asked why i didnt ransom, i said i would miss the prety fireworks at the end, and that the dread needed airing, it was starting to smell
Tobias Sjodin Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 02:10:00 - [34] "I didn't do it! You have no evidence, if you want to accuse me of something - sue me! ... What? No concord in low-sec? Ah, you should've thought of that before you went here then." [ore mongers, recruiting]
Devilish Ledoux Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2006.10.25 02:48:00 - [35] Originally by: Feline Ferocity "The devil made me do it" Did not. _ The Billionaire Buccaneer (Now with 50% more Roleplay!)
Nadalia Minmatar	Posted - 2006.10.25 03:10:00 - [36] Edited by: Nadalia on 25/10/2006 03:11:14 "Did not! You kept ramming my ammo with your vessel!"
M Counts	Posted - 2006.10.25 03:39:00 - [37] i needed cargo space for more veldspar and you looked like you wanted some ammo
Jocindus The Stonecutters	Posted - 2006.10.25 04:29:00 - [38] Because if I didn't, someone else would have.
KayaYautja Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 06:24:00 - [39] I've used 'My cat told me to do it' I'm the omega baby!
cheru nemo nobis impune lacessit SynchronizerZ	Posted - 2006.10.25 07:19:00 - [40] "Because you have been a bad boy/girl." ;p ................................................. been there done that
Cadela Fria Amarr eXin Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 07:27:00 - [41] "Why'd you blow me up" - z0mG!! A TALKING SANDWICH!! - "What???" - I'm going to have nightmares now - "WtF are you talking about?!? WHY'D YOU BLOW ME UP DAMMIT?!?" - ARGH!! IM SORRY TALKING SANDWICH!! runs away screaming CLOSE CONVO -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
LaCoHa Caldari Deep Space Navy Caldari Deep Space Industral	Posted - 2006.10.25 09:28:00 - [42] Originally by: Nadalia Edited by: Nadalia on 25/10/2006 03:11:14 "Did not! You kept ramming my ammo with your vessel!" ^ my personal favorite yet. "I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
Parsava Dei	Posted - 2006.10.25 10:41:00 - [43] Originally by: Nadalia Edited by: Nadalia on 25/10/2006 03:11:14 "Did not! You kept ramming my ammo with your vessel!" Lol
Asha'Lil Minmatar The Black Fleet Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 10:50:00 - [44] "Any reason you killed me?" "Woops cat stepped on the keyboard I triad to stop it but you popped to fast, sorry mate!" and he said: "Oh ok, think you can help me with a new ship?" And I did no smack talk makes me happy IÆm planning on using next What!?!? I didnÆt do that... did I? No way! YouÆre kidding me??! Are you sure?? I sure would of liked to of watched that! __________________________________ Stay still! This wont hurt... Yarr!
Speed Devil Caldari Liberty Rogues	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:03:00 - [45] i was just testing my setup :/
Skybar	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:04:00 - [46] "The roids told me you were being naughty"
merc999 Caldari Turbulent Subversion	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:39:00 - [47] Victim> Why you shoot me? Me> I am thinking of getting one of those ships Victim> ??? Me> i wanted to see how well it stnds up in combat Victim> oh I see Victim> are you geting a *** then? Me> No its blows up way too quickly MERC999 Public Relations Director TBSV Keeping Empire and Syndicate ship builders in business**
Xoria Krint The Movement	Posted - 2006.10.25 11:52:00 - [48] It's my hobby ---- My Movies
Kateryne Minmatar Steel Frontier Freelancer Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:21:00 - [49] It was a long time ago, but i once got trapped in a system one jump away from a dead end system where i had bought some rare minerals. I was heading back to base (i was in something fast, wolf or jaguar i think) when the system i was in got locked down by a group of local pirates. I (rather stupidly) attacked on sight, forgetting the gate guns, and got popped... no biggy, i had many more ships to fly. But what really made my day was that after 25 mins of escaping them in my pod, i persuaded them to pay me isk so i'd let them pod kill me. Moral of the story - being able to persuade pirates to more than pay for the clone you are about to lose is totally cruise control for cool. Kateryne [Kah-ter-een] -noun To lay the smacketh downeth. See also, To pwn, To rock, To be 1337
Belhorn Battlebeard Turbulent	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:28:00 - [50] Mine has been know to be : "Because someone I know in R/L has the same name as you and I don't like them". But I think something along the lines of "it was my baby son on my PC" - it seems to work on eBay apparently so why not in Eve, LoL
Kindro DeCapo SkottE Technologies	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:33:00 - [51] victim: why did y ou kill me me: why was you mining *close convo* ----------------------------------------------- The above poster is a slag I love markup
T'Renn Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 14:42:00 - [52] this is a winning thread. Usually I don't say anything, but I'm going to steal some of these lines now - especially "you kept ramming my ammo with your ship." That one rules. -- Eh... 24k? I can't make a sig that doesn't suck and keep it under 24k. Oh well.
Abrivard	Posted - 2006.10.25 15:53:00 - [53] Not in response to killing someone but usually if I'm killed I will evemail them and ask if they would mind telling me what I might have done different. Most times they will give me some pointers, especially if they look and see I'm a relatively lo SP player My response to folks i've killed if they are whining is usually: Oh man sorry I thought you were a rat
Celes Tenebrae Blood Inquisition Sani Khal'Vecna	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:03:00 - [54] "why did you kill me?" "You were shooting at me! What was I supposed to do, let you kill me? Cry at someone else, pirate!" Then leave the convo minimised while they spend a few minutes yelling 'but you shot me first' or '_you're_ the pirate' etc etc. It confuses more people than I thought it would.
Psycarne Minmatar Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:07:00 - [55] I think my favourite when I was a pirate was something like: "there was three other people in that belt, how the hell was I supposed to know they would all run away from my rifter?!" I had scanned 4 people in a belt (frigs and destroyers), and I attacked them all in my rifter, but 3 of them ran off, so I killed this noobs destroyer. He started saying I was a coward bla bla bla. While I was saying this the other 3 noobs came back and I killed them all lol The noob in the convo got confused and said "good i'm glad they killed you". ------------- CELES because making the tough guys cry is funnier. Limp?
Lucifer Fellblade Caldari Ore Mongers Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:08:00 - [56] 'Because you were too retarded to warp away, learn to use scanner and check local.' ------
Twilight Moon Minmatar Malicious Intentions	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:09:00 - [57] "No I didn't? Oh my god, how dare you accuse me of these things? You're so nasty..." ...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative.
Caleb Paine ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.25 16:27:00 - [58] "because you gave me the opportunity". -------------------------------- ISS Navy Task Force; Protecting your interest.
Tanthius Wings of Redemption 9th Fleet	Posted - 2006.10.25 17:20:00 - [59] "Your mom."
EBIL ED	Posted - 2006.10.25 21:35:00 - [60] Originally by: Ikonz erm meh no seakeh english, but thanks for the killmail! Im with you. im not alowed to be whitty corp ses lol ---------------------- MURDER LVL 5
Firequill Gallente The Black Ops Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.25 22:18:00 - [61] once used "because i want to do nasty things to your body" another favourite is "because i felt for some jerky, and youre it" that was back when i was a pierat though nowadays i just do furniture.
David Darkstar Caldari Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.25 23:25:00 - [62] Edited by: David Darkstar on 25/10/2006 23:25:45 1) "Sorry, could you repeat what happened? I was kinda AFK..." 2) "You mean you're NOT Tuxford's alt???"
X ChaosX Panzershrek Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.26 06:02:00 - [63] I blew you up to stimulate the EvE economy by having you purchase another ship from an industrialist. ___ Originally by: Bill Shankly i see your another one of those lousy pirates that cant fight fair and call yourself apvper, what a joke u are. Don't represent corp or alliance blah blah
Bunnyslayer Minmatar Panzershrek Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.26 08:08:00 - [64] I refuse to admit it was me and must be some other Bunnyslayer in the game. __________________________________ I am The Bane of All Things Fuzzy!
Horatio Nately Finis Lumen Muffins of Mayhem	Posted - 2006.10.26 08:17:00 - [65] because you asked a local full of pirates how the mining here was. and proceded to mine in your raven anyway. --------------------------------------- What Alt?
Garan Savlar Gallente Ascendant Strategies Inc. The Volition Cult	Posted - 2006.10.26 11:11:00 - [66] I'm glad you lot are pirates ... 'cos you'd starve to dead if you had to rely on comedy for a living. ------------------------------------------------ Faugh-A-Ballaugh!
Xsag Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2006.10.26 13:48:00 - [67] Quote: Im with you. im not alowed to be whitty corp ses lol EBIL ED!!! :-) ~n00b of all trades~ ~~Airkio~~ ~if im posting on here its cos im in work~
Wilhelm Beck	Posted - 2006.10.26 15:18:00 - [68] I have an extenseve section of corp policy I quote at them about logging off while scrambled. Generally, this confuses them. I then point out that I ransomed them while they were logged and that if they failed to pay that ransom in a timely manner I cannot be held accountable. I then ask them to direct any further questions to my CEO as I don't "play well with others". This last bit has be come suprisingly less efectiveof late but I can't quite track down why...
Megadon Caldari Templars of Light	Posted - 2006.10.26 18:15:00 - [69] ♠I'm sorry I killed you. I was AFK. ♠While you were flying, your hair made an aggressive action towards me. ♠Your chin insulted me. ♠You are gallente, I am caldari, what more needs to be said. ♠I'm sorry, I was supposed to ask you if you would lend me some isk BEFORE I killed you. I'm new to this. ♠My ship scanner said you were carrying Chelms Modified Cap Recharger. I guess it's broken. ♠My cat stepped on my keyboard. ♠Testing a new ship setup.
Martin Law Armoured Assassins	Posted - 2006.10.26 18:59:00 - [70] mostly u can expect a reply like this: > why did u jus blow me up Martin Law > cause u showed up on overview Your signature is too large. Please see the Forum Rules for the limits - Serathu ([email protected])
Christopher Dalran	Posted - 2006.10.26 19:02:00 - [71] I like to send them a link for a picture of the dancing baby playing a tiny violin.
Monica Foulkes Hooligans Of War	Posted - 2006.10.26 19:13:00 - [72] Because I like pretty explosions. The 8h skill buffer
Narciss Sevar Caldari Sniggerdly	Posted - 2006.10.26 20:08:00 - [73] I'm still in junior school, i hurt people i have a crush on... ----
CherniyVolk	Posted - 2006.10.26 20:12:00 - [74] "Oh dear. I'm a bit dyslexic, I'm so sorry! What happened was, I tried to convo you to say hi. Instead, I hit F1 through F8 and my lower modules started blinking. Realizing my mistake, I tried to convo again to ask for help. My Tourettes Syndrom then kicked in, instead of 'Hi, I'm having issues with my ship can you help me?', what I unintentionally typed was "gimme your f**king iskies or you DIE DIE DIE!!!! A HORRIBLE DEATH YOU DIE!!!! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!"
DefJam101	Posted - 2006.10.27 01:07:00 - [75] I did it for the lulz ...although you probably could've just done a barrel roll. *** Your signature is too large. The limit is 24000 bytes. Please read the forum rules before reposting- Tirg http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/5980/resizefinalbs2.jpg
Jocindus The Stonecutters	Posted - 2006.10.27 04:08:00 - [76] I've got an alt in a production corp and I'm trying to drum up some business.
Garan Savlar Gallente Ascendant Strategies Inc. The Volition Cult	Posted - 2006.10.27 09:51:00 - [77] Originally by: Jocindus I've got an alt in a production corp and I'm trying to drum up some business. I retract my previous comment with regards to this one! Nice one Jocindus ... ------------------------------------------------ Faugh-A-Ballaugh!
Auren I'del	Posted - 2006.10.27 10:18:00 - [78] Originally by: CherniyVolk "Oh dear. I'm a bit dyslexic, I'm so sorry! What happened was, I tried to convo you to say hi. Instead, I hit F1 through F8 and my lower modules started blinking. Realizing my mistake, I tried to convo again to ask for help. My Tourettes Syndrom then kicked in, instead of 'Hi, I'm having issues with my ship can you help me?', what I unintentionally typed was "gimme your f**king iskies or you DIE DIE DIE!!!! A HORRIBLE DEATH YOU DIE!!!! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!" LOL
Krist Valentine Amarr Freelancing Opportunists	Posted - 2006.10.27 11:05:00 - [79] I tell them that I did it to address their security issues. It was their fault all along, not mine. :D - - - - - ISD r teh nubz0r
Katrina Coreli Vindication Angels	Posted - 2006.10.27 11:15:00 - [80] "You looked at me funny in local"
getsomemuthafunster	Posted - 2006.10.27 12:06:00 - [81] Edited by: getsomemuthafunster on 27/10/2006 12:07:36 No way!! My mining macro must be corrupt!! Or Hmm Must be a bug in XP
shadow saber DarkSide Inc	Posted - 2006.10.27 12:52:00 - [82] i just say i killed em cos i need to make money for the ammo used attacking them
NATMav F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control	Posted - 2006.10.27 14:32:00 - [83] "Why wouldn't I shoot you is what you should be asking" Originally by: Goberth Ludwig Damn what happens to all those people whose self esteem doesnt depend on eve then? Oh right, I'm asking in the wrong place
Darius Falc Gallente Corsets and Carebears Whips and Chains	Posted - 2006.10.27 15:42:00 - [84] Hi, I'm not in right at the moment but if you can leave your name, clone vat address or appropriate deity I promise to get back to you via evemail or the priesthood of your choice. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep. <No beep ever sounds> DF. ***********************************************
James Lyrus Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.27 17:16:00 - [85] "Because Shut Up that's why". "Your ship was found unpiloted and abandoned in the system, and as a designated salvage operative, I had to clear the space lanes for other traffic." ... "What do you mean you were in it? This is all a terrible mistake. Please stop by the nearest DED station an ask for form 153(c) Accidental Removal of Inappropriate Salvage in Low Security Space, and they'll process you as soon as possible." "I am a representative for the RSPCV, the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Veldspar. I was investigating an incident in a nearby system when I got the call to say active mutilation was in progress, so of course I had to act."
James Lyrus Lyrus Associates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.27 17:18:00 - [86] Edited by: James Lyrus on 27/10/2006 17:18:57 Ooops doublepost
Sovelis	Posted - 2006.10.27 19:14:00 - [87] "I did it for Johnny"
Jim06	Posted - 2006.10.27 20:08:00 - [88] i was contracted against you by every other person in local
JustBlaze	Posted - 2006.10.27 20:46:00 - [89] god made me do it with his i win button..
Kindakrof Caldari Cruor Frater Coalition of Carebear Killers	Posted - 2006.10.27 21:29:00 - [90] Usually i tell them i have RL problems and that i'm really ****** up in RL. Then i get all emotional and tell them i'm actually crying and stuff. Getting sympathy from someone you just blew up owns :D --- --- --- my sig is pr0
DubanFP Caldari	Posted - 2006.10.27 21:38:00 - [91] Edited by: DubanFP on 27/10/2006 21:54:16 "didn't you know that popup you signed going into .4 space was a contract that sold your soul to me?" "CAUSE I'M A FRICKIN PYRO MAN!!! BANG BANG BANG MUHAHAHAH BANG ABANG BANG BANG" "You mean you didn't like the free amo? :-( "sniff sniff"" "Cause it's almost as fun as running over lost kittens :-)" "1 4R3 FR1CK3N C00L, L33T M4N, Y0U S00CK!!"
Colonel K0rn	Posted - 2006.10.27 23:00:00 - [92] This thread delivers.
Verizana Random Execution Party	Posted - 2006.10.28 00:45:00 - [93] "My guns haven't gone for a walk in a week, they couldn't resist." uhuh
Yonos	Posted - 2006.10.28 02:05:00 - [94] "Its a crime to mine in a megathron in EVE" His ceo convoes me and complains. While I talk to him I find him in a belt and pawn his jaguar. I spend the next few minutes telling him a better setup .
Epsilon 1 Murder-Death-Kill	Posted - 2006.10.28 02:19:00 - [95] Wep malfunction pretty much standard answer. ..on the other hand, speak to the owl.
JustBlaze	Posted - 2006.10.28 02:45:00 - [96] LOL you sig rocks:D
Araxmas Caldari Imperial Space Corporation	Posted - 2006.10.28 11:27:00 - [97] "Finger slipped" --------
Mythrantar Caldari Dragon's Rage Ascendant Frontier	Posted - 2006.10.28 19:30:00 - [98] The real question though is why actually pod someone that you pirated in low-sec empire. I mean, kill the ship- I get it; you are pirates afterall. Pod someone in a 0.0 war- I getthattoo. What's the point of the podding though in low-sec Empire as a random act of piracy, especially if you have no bounty on your head. Just something I have been wandering about for a long time now.
Apothos Loot	Posted - 2006.10.28 19:35:00 - [99] I guess I'll have to answer your question with two more questions: 1. What does a bounty on your head have to do with legitimizing podding someone? 2. Why wouldn't you pod someone?
Sin Fae	Posted - 2006.10.28 23:40:00 - [100] 1. Mining without a permit 2. Assault of a tax collector
SurfinSeaOtter Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.29 00:31:00 - [101] Edited by: SurfinSeaOtter on 29/10/2006 00:30:56 Originally by: Araxmas "Finger slipped" Hey, that's mine! My finger is gonna do so much slipping!
Nyphur Pillowsoft Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.29 11:12:00 - [102] Originally by: Garan Savlar I'm glad you lot are pirates ... 'cos you'd starve to dead if you had to rely on comedy for a living. If you squint, your character photo looks like he has an afro. Eve-Tanking.com - For tanking spreadsheet and resources.
DarkElf Caldari Euphoria Released	Posted - 2006.10.29 13:16:00 - [103] Originally by: Mythrantar The real question though is why actually pod someone that you pirated in low-sec empire. I mean, kill the ship- I get it; you are pirates afterall. Pod someone in a 0.0 war- I getthattoo. What's the point of the podding though in low-sec Empire as a random act of piracy, especially if you have no bounty on your head. Just something I have been wandering about for a long time now. I like the squishy sound of the corpse going mush. plus it shuts up the smack in local. DE
dabster Minmatar dabster Corp	Posted - 2006.10.29 13:44:00 - [104] "My bad, thought you was npc" ___________________________ Brutors Rule! My Eve-vids; Click.
Mathra mUfFiN fAcToRy Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.29 14:54:00 - [105] Either: A) Happy to be of service, please come again and make sure you get a t-shirt at our souvenir booth. or B) I felt intimidated by your shuttle. I did what was necessary. or C) Just doing have to do to keep the inflation down, sir. Depends on my mood.
Electric Cucumber Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2006.10.29 17:52:00 - [106] I don't know

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AnarkiTheStorm Tender Loving Care Muffins of Mayhem	Posted - 2006.10.29 21:58:00 - [108] 1.your shuttle could have indeed had 10k zyd in it. 2.i didnt have the slots for a ship scanner as i needed the ecm to jam you because i suck, how was i suposed to know you were mining?
Olixia Castitatis Gallente Svefn-G-Englar	Posted - 2006.10.29 22:46:00 - [109] Hmm... " Them: Why you kill me? :( Me: I'm a pirate. Them: That was my first destroyer :( Them: It was uninsured :( Me: OH GOD I FEEL SO GUILTY, HERE'S 500K FOR A NEW ONE. :( :( :( /emote cries and runs off " Yeah, I don't pirate anymore. It wasn't very profitable for some reason. ----------------------- <Sig goes here>
Kharakan Amarr GREY COUNCIL	Posted - 2006.10.29 23:21:00 - [110] Originally by: Nyphur Edited by: Nyphur on 29/10/2006 11:38:29 2) It was full of bees (my little brother actually filed a reimbursement petition saying his ship blew up because it was full of bees -_-;) Did he get it back? Oh, and one I like: "Why'd you blow up my ship?" "...because it was there?" Originally by: ParMizaN evry1ghasb a limiy... ...and ijust reached it ahaha... this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer [limegreen]I a
Cain Bloodlust	Posted - 2006.10.30 03:44:00 - [111] I used to get asked this a lot, but really it was only from noobs. I used to say stuff like they were flying my ship, using my modules in my space (which tends to confuse the poor little guys), but after the nth time I switched to "because I'm a pirate, and thats what pirates do", which often leads into a q&a, at which time I don my Palpatine hat and proceed to (attempt to) bring them to the dark side. I swear, turning someone from a hand-holding hugfreak into a blood-thirsty killer is more satisfying than seeing six giant cans blossom from a popped hauler.
SurfinSeaOtter Amarr	Posted - 2006.10.30 05:38:00 - [112] YOU LIE!!!! I turned to the darkside after podding some helpless fool after he returned to the scene of his ship's destruction in nothing but his grapefruit. This action warranted an evemail on my part asking simply.. "what the hell?" Turns out he wanted to make sure I didn't take anything from his can
The Jawbreaker Minmatar Incarnation of Evil	Posted - 2006.10.30 09:56:00 - [113] du ska inte med ut och burna lite med min mintgr÷na volvo 140?!
gfldex	Posted - 2006.10.30 11:03:00 - [114] Edited by: gfldex on 30/10/2006 11:03:01 voctim > why did you blow me up you <random insult>??? gfldex > i'm a business man gfldex > and when concord offers me a good deal i'll take it gfldex > and your mining lasers for my sec status is a good deal victim > <more random insults> -- $ perl -n -e 'print "Stop blameing pirates! Oveur is the root of all evil!\n" if m/podkill\|lost my ship\|gank\|gate camp\|Verone/;'
Nyphur Pillowsoft Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.10.30 11:59:00 - [115] Edited by: Nyphur on 30/10/2006 12:00:29 Originally by: Kharakan Originally by: Nyphur Edited by: Nyphur on 29/10/2006 11:38:29 2) It was full of bees (my little brother actually filed a reimbursement petition saying his ship blew up because it was full of bees -_-;) Did he get it back? I made him retract it in case he got banned or something for it :p. If he gets banned, chances are they'll just ban me for good measure since we play from the same house - for all they know he's an alt. I'd love to see the look on a GM's face getting that in a petition, though ^^;. Another of my favourite lines is: "I thought you were part of my mission." or "I could swear it said serpentis in front of your name...". Being blown up is one thing, being told you were mistaken for an NPC is embaressing :D. Eve-Tanking.com - For tanking spreadsheet and resources.
TxShadow	Posted - 2006.10.30 19:43:00 - [116] "I like chicken." - exit convo "Because the chicken made me do it." - exit convo
Antzor Caldari	Posted - 2006.10.31 02:57:00 - [117] God damnit. I thought i loaded the blanks.
Darineah Charach Minmatar The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.10.31 12:01:00 - [118] Because it's a game, and that's what you do in the game, you shoot things. You're a thing, so i shot you. ------- Boxing Kangaroo
Requiescat Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2006.10.31 12:37:00 - [119] "L2P SCRUB" -exit convo- "It's my corp's policy to kill anyone with (insert character picture trait here)" "WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!!!" -close convo- Normally I just stay stupid stuff until they close the window... you know, random stupid stuff that makes zero sense. Ghrba. Frda. Fhqwgads. Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse So make your move and plead the fifth, 'cause you can't plead the first
Major Shake	Posted - 2006.10.31 13:05:00 - [120] Originally by: Requiescat Fhqwgads I said come on Fhqwgads, I said come on Fhqwgads Everybody to the limit now take it to the limit I said come on come on Fhqwgads
ObiAliKonobi Gallente mUfFiN fAcToRy Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.31 13:32:00 - [121] He made me do it.
pyrofox Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.31 13:40:00 - [122] Hell no!! it was him
EyeMaster	Posted - 2006.10.31 14:41:00 - [123] Edited by: EyeMaster on 31/10/2006 14:41:56 Here is an excerpt from my fav post-pvp convo. [vic]: Why did you kill me?!!! [player] Self Defence. [vic] But you attacked me! [player] No i didnt. [vic] Omg you JUST killed me, of course you attacked me. [player] Nope, wasnt me. [vic] You son of a ***! pause [vic] NO!!Stop shooting my pod!!!! I have implants! [player] Im not shooting your pod. [vic] OMFG! What is your problem you are crazy you . [player] Are you calling me a liar? another pause* [random guy in vic's corp] Why did you pod [vic]? [player] He started it. posted with wrong char
IntegralHellsing Gallente Blazing Saddles	Posted - 2006.10.31 15:12:00 - [124] Edited by: IntegralHellsing on 31/10/2006 15:13:33 [victim] why did you kill me? [rabble rabble] [me] because i chose to. (Matrix quote ) [victim] no seriously, why? [me] because i chose to. [victim] i am gonna bring my corp mates and kill you! [me] go ahead and try. or [victim] why did you kill me? [me] i didn't kill you. [victim] what's this killmail then? [me] oh, that's just my finger being trigger happy. or [victim] why did you kill me? [me] huh? did i? i didn't realize that. sorry. (and gives 1 ISK) or [victim] why did you kill me? [me] oh, i was going to ransom you but you were too weak and gog popped. [victim] you [rabble rabble rabble]! i am going to kill you! [me] well since you can shoot me anytime, go ahead. or [victim] why did you kill me? [me] stfu or i pod you as well, mmk? [victim] .... ------------------------------ Waaa they removed my sig cuz it was 35kb! =(
JoeT Amarr Short Attention Span	Posted - 2006.10.31 15:37:00 - [125] Originally by: vile56 me> hoped you had tech 2 equip on. vic> i was mining. me> miner2s are tech 2 :/ they do sell well in bulk .... --- If i'm posting on the forums, it's mostly cause i'm at work :D
JoeT Amarr Short Attention Span	Posted - 2006.10.31 15:39:00 - [126] Originally by: Mythrantar The real question though is why actually pod someone that you pirated in low-sec empire. I mean, kill the ship- I get it; you are pirates afterall. Pod someone in a 0.0 war- I getthattoo. What's the point of the podding though in low-sec Empire as a random act of piracy, especially if you have no bounty on your head. Just something I have been wandering about for a long time now. bacause i can =D plus i need more freinds. biomass doesnt trash-talk. --- If i'm posting on the forums, it's mostly cause i'm at work :D
BullRadu Caldari Doom Guard	Posted - 2006.10.31 16:31:00 - [127] just keep it simple .... i mostly don't accept chat invitations .... but if i do .. i say "why not"
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.10.31 17:06:00 - [128] Originally by: JoeT biomass doesnt trash-talk. QFT The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
Leikeze Mrotserif Murder-Death-Kill	Posted - 2006.10.31 21:46:00 - [129] Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: JoeT biomass doesnt trash-talk. QFT This is a lie!! many a time i have gotten angry convos from beyond the grave -------------------------------------
Weix	Posted - 2006.11.02 11:22:00 - [130] The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse)
Cadela Fria Amarr eXin Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.02 11:54:00 - [131] Edited by: Cadela Fria on 02/11/2006 11:59:55 Edited by: Cadela Fria on 02/11/2006 11:56:42 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) The simple fact that you made so extreme objective conclusions that holds no basis for fact, confirms that you: 1. Have no sense of humour, sorry to see that 2. Didn't post with your main 3. Somehow have a traumatic relationship with things that you consider "childish", thus in denial, deeming anything or anyone that deal with it in a relaxed fashion "unintelligent" and young, that play World of Warcraft. 4. Want a flame war/a negative reaction. For shame doc! 5. Somehow think pirates are supposed to be brave/heroic and not prey on ships/people weaker then themselves. I'm sorry, do us all a favour and read up on history as far as pirates go, please..no really. 6. In conclusion, have no clue whatsoever, no guts, no respect and thus would be better served crawling back to the dimwitted hole you came from. Cheers! (no offense of course) -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
Jinryu Nasake	Posted - 2006.11.02 15:33:00 - [132] Would like to see if more pirates had a sense of humour. Must be boring just to gate camp and kill one ship after the other without a little smacktalk. It is what makes the fun in game.
Grape Juice Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.03 05:28:00 - [133] Edited by: G***Juice on 03/11/2006 05:29:24 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) Just for giggles... 1. I'm 24, and played WoW for about 3 hours out of the 3 months I purchased because it sucked. 2. My IQ is a little higher than your corporation's collective... Well, maybe not, but at least I don't autopilot through 0.3 like most of my victims. 3. If solo tanking sentry guns to pop a hauler in a Ferox is cowardly, I don't want to be brave.
Scoundrelus Finite Horizon	Posted - 2006.11.03 05:35:00 - [134] Originally by: G***Juice Edited by: G***Juice on 03/11/2006 05:29:24 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) Just for giggles... 1. I'm 24, and played WoW for about 3 hours out of the 3 months I purchased because it sucked. 2. My IQ is a little higher than your corporation's collective... Well, maybe not, but at least I don't autopilot through 0.3 like most of my victims. 3. If solo tanking sentry guns to pop a hauler in a Ferox is cowardly, I don't want to be brave. 1. 22 Years old. Played WoW for two months and currently suing blizzard for 2 months of their lives in return. 2. My IQ is 169 which proves that IQ tests don't work properly. 3. I've ganked haulers at gates, and won fights against massive odds. Conclusion? Weix should not have been concieved. =============================================== We are Watching You.
Gavin Neltharek	Posted - 2006.11.03 07:17:00 - [135] I enjoy lightshows and your ship makes some of the best I've ever seen.
Nazgu'l Gallente Deviance Inc SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.03 11:54:00 - [136] One of these. I'm trying to make Frankenstein, so I need corpses! Sorry mate, can't help it! I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Nazgu'l Gallente Deviance Inc SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.03 12:07:00 - [137] This one I just made up ;) Hallo (Pilots name), You donÆt appreciate your life. Day after day you spend precious time macromining (or whatever he is doing) instead of being polite to others and paying attention to your parents. Its time to pay for it à In this ship there is a key to make you free, hurry up! You have 10 seconds to find the right hack code to cancel warp scrambler and earn your freedom! I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Fuglife Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency	Posted - 2006.11.03 12:35:00 - [138] Originally by: Mr Jay Edited by: Mr Jay on 24/10/2006 22:11:05 "I thought you were my girlfriend" Arrrr Edit: Because my spelling rocks my socks. I like this one the most --- Lodhi ftg
Nepereta Viziam	Posted - 2006.11.03 15:32:00 - [139] best to simply block/ignore. everything else is distasteful. but then I grew up in the 0.0 school of 'stfu in local'. Originally by: CC 3 Cybok and lacky's REVENGE WILL BE SWEAT ILL BE BACK
Flaming sambuka Trinity Nova	Posted - 2006.11.03 15:45:00 - [140] 'You were in my way' Trinity Nova Mercenary Services
Tapin Tegellan Mercenaries of Andosia Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2006.11.03 15:52:00 - [141] This incident in eve i will always remember: [victim] > hay tap why u fire on me Tapin Tegellan > becuase i have magical powers! [victim] > ****er Tapin Tegellan > thankyou sir Short and sweet
DubanFP Caldari	Posted - 2006.11.03 16:04:00 - [142] Edited by: DubanFP on 03/11/2006 16:05:16 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) 1. I'M 12 AN DON YOU FORGET IT!! I AIN'T NO KID YOU N00B!!! 2. JUS' CAUS IM ST00PID D0N NOT MEAN YOUR BETTER YOU N00B!!! 3. WE ARE ALL THAT, YOUR JUS TOO STPUID TO C T3h SMARTS BEEHND IT!! 4. ST00PID N00B. Sorry couldn't resist (no offense meant)
murder one Gallente CRICE Corporation Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.11.03 16:34:00 - [143] Dead guy: why god why? why did you blow up my awesome destroyer with it's miner2s?!? Me: I'm practicing making wrecks for Kali. Because I said so...
Marcus TheMartin Gallente CURSED LEGION OF DOOM Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.03 18:32:00 - [144] Originally by: Leikeze Mrotserif Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: JoeT biomass doesnt trash-talk. QFT This is a lie!! many a time i have gotten angry convos from beyond the grave 6th sense maybe? I think all of mdk has it The Best Thing I've ever seen in local chat [15:17:21] sotmassacer > can someone give me a big battleship for a while
Splitter Macdung Minmatar Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.04 07:24:00 - [145] "I had to do something with all this ammo, I mean, where the hell am I going to put the groceries?" __________________________________ Vale Heavy Industries "We'll Haul Your Stuff For Free"(Because you didnt pay us not to.)
Cadela Fria Amarr eXin Alliance Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.04 17:26:00 - [146] "OMFG WHY'D YOU KILL ME?!?!" - Because I...I..hm...you know..I forgot why :( "Then give me a new ship! U <censored>" - Who are you? "WtF U mean who am I, U just blew me up!!" - I'd remember something like that!! "U said u forgot why u blew me up" - No I didn't...stop harassing me, go away! etc etc etc -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
Weix	Posted - 2006.11.04 18:36:00 - [147] Originally by: Cadela Fria "OMFG WHY'D YOU KILL ME?!?!" - Because I...I..hm...you know..I forgot why :( "Then give me a new ship! U <censored>" - Who are you? "WtF U mean who am I, U just blew me up!!" - I'd remember something like that!! "U said u forgot why u blew me up" - No I didn't...stop harassing me, go away! etc etc etc LOL!!! ....not
Flaming sambuka Trinity Nova	Posted - 2006.11.04 20:06:00 - [148] Originally by: Weix Originally by: Cadela Fria "OMFG WHY'D YOU KILL ME?!?!" - Because I...I..hm...you know..I forgot why :( "Then give me a new ship! U <censored>" - Who are you? "WtF U mean who am I, U just blew me up!!" - I'd remember something like that!! "U said u forgot why u blew me up" - No I didn't...stop harassing me, go away! etc etc etc LOL!!! ....not Agreed lol, that was lame man. Trinity Nova Mercenary Services
Cadela Fria Amarr eXin Alliance Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.04 21:38:00 - [149] Oh well..besides it was a fictive situation anyway. I guess the important part is I think it's funny -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
Ma'lice Minmatar Generals Of Destruction Syndicate Axiom Empire	Posted - 2006.11.05 03:09:00 - [150] My answer: It was the Jose Cuervo Gold. ___________________________________________________ Originally by: Infinity Ziona And I'll whine all I like, I pay to use this forum, and I will use it. At least until you need to gang up to post here.
Aden Rold	Posted - 2006.11.05 06:02:00 - [151] I just refer them Here then close the chat
zwerg Caldari mUfFiN fAcToRy Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.05 10:38:00 - [152] Originally by: JoeT flashing red and skulls?? ofc! Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!!
Too Kind	Posted - 2006.11.05 11:14:00 - [153] Edited by: Too Kind on 05/11/2006 11:20:25 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) 1. age above 35 2. IQ >= 125. That was the lowest score I remember, left out 2 or 3 language tests that weren't fun, but people said the test was quite accurate. ( Scored 135 in an online test that said I'm a 'visual mathematician'. Once 156 in another one, but think that was test was either crap or I did something wrong like exceeding the time limits. Hehe. ) 3. I'm an alliance player in 0.0 4. I have a strange sense of humor. I usually can't laugh about mainstream humor for mentally 'old' people. 5. I like this thread. Stupid questions like those deserve no serious answer. I mean, you don't answer that to please the victim anyway in the first place, but to have fun yourself or put the finger in the wounds of the guy, who takes it too serious and is a bit angry. 6. I still think about becoming an evil pirate, the only thing that stops me is that I have sworn myself to be loyal to my corp mates and alliance. Leaving them in difficult times seems wrong. But piracy is definitely on my todo list, seems to be really funny. -------------------------- Post with your main !!!111
XGS Crimson	Posted - 2006.11.05 11:57:00 - [154] eve has no boundrys... why would i want to stay within morals? its a whole new world we live in, gota deal with it, gota learn, gota adapt or be pushed down, the king of eve is that whome knows all 3 of these. Originally by: Aramendel A harderner also only works against ships firing on you. ECM is effeciently a harderner for your whole gang/fleet.
T'Renn Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.05 14:00:00 - [155] I've got no problem with Lofty's modis operandi. He does things a certain way and to be honest it makes him ISK so who am I to judge. At least he's using a little ingenuity, and even so will still go belt pirating from time to time (my all time favorite thing to do in this game.) So anyway, hats off to lofty. Keep ganking those nubs and maybe they'll get smarter. I somehow doubt it though. -- Eh... 24k? I can't make a sig that doesn't suck and keep it under 24k. Oh well.
ObiAliKonobi mUfFiN fAcToRy Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2006.11.05 23:52:00 - [156] Originally by: Too Kind Edited by: Too Kind on 05/11/2006 11:39:58 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) 1. age above 35 2. IQ >= 125. That was the lowest score I remember, left out 2 or 3 language tests that weren't fun, but people said the test was quite accurate. ( Scored 135 in an online test that said I'm a 'visual mathematician'. Once 156 in another one, but think that was test was either crap or I did something wrong like exceeding the time limits. Hehe. ) 3. I'm an alliance player in 0.0 4. I have a strange sense of humor. I usually can't laugh about mainstream humor for mentally 'old' people. 5. I like this thread. Stupid questions like those deserve no serious answer. I mean, you don't answer that to please the victim anyway in the first place, but to have fun yourself or put the finger in the wounds of the guy, who takes it too serious and is a bit angry. ( And if the guy takes it with humor too, despite the loss, he earns my respect ! ) 6. I still think about becoming an evil pirate, the only thing that stops me is that I have sworn myself to be loyal to my corp mates and alliance. Leaving them in difficult times seems wrong. But piracy is definitely on my todo list, seems to be really funny. Think i can swap the first 2 values for points 1 and 2 back to front How many of you can say you went out and bought the tape version of ZX chess for a zx81 I agree with point 5 Point 6 I'm honing my ebil pirate act as we speak Quote "3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that" F**K I want loot and I want it now !!!!! low sec hi sec any bloody sec I want all your mods and want them now. Its been explained a millions times before but pirates do not mine or trade or mission run for isk they gank where and when they can. Hell its fun as well !!! Its all part of the game, just cos it offends your mass media paranoia induced sense of moral... boo hoo for you cue point 5 again
Ogadei Gallente Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.08 17:20:00 - [157] [victim] This is !!%$#@, why did you kill me? [me] I'm so sorry, I was cleaning my guns and they went off. I'll be more careful next time, I promise. Really.
Cloudis Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.08 18:11:00 - [158] Edited by: Cloudis on 08/11/2006 18:13:10 Originally by: Weix The simple fact that 125 'pirates'respond to a childish post like this confirms my idea that most 'pirates'are: 1. younger compared to other EVE players (the WoW type) 2. probably less intelligent 3. cowards ganking haulers/miners in low sec and think they are all that Cheers. (no offense ofcourse) As a matter of fact John Bishop are 30+
Tysi Minmatar The Wailing Doom	Posted - 2006.11.08 20:47:00 - [159] sorry i was AFK
General Mount Caldari Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2006.11.10 14:55:00 - [160] * My minig macro gets blood lust sometimes * Tag your it * You were in my parking space * Cool! Didn't think my F1,F2.... keys worked. * **** it! You could have told me you I only need 3 cruise missles to kill you. Can you go fetch the ones the missed please, there not cheap you know.
EyeMaster	Posted - 2006.11.10 18:22:00 - [161] Originally by: General Mount * Tag your it * You were in my parking space Im stealing those two
Zell Caldari The Black Raptors	Posted - 2006.11.10 18:36:00 - [162] Edited by: Zell on 10/11/2006 18:36:07 "Because sooner or later some l337 kiddies will post the the question "why did you kill me" on the forums and I want a witty, lack-luster answer ready..." "Ginger Magician is just a nublet. I've met more people ingame that have laughed about him, than anyone else in Eve." "A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.."
Michelle Deathmind Amarr The Merchant Marines Miners With Attitude	Posted - 2006.11.11 04:19:00 - [163] Edited by: Michelle Deathmind on 11/11/2006 04:21:00 I'm a carebear. I prefer mining all day, although I have a second account standing security for me, because I can't tell you how stupid some ore thieves are.. They steal, and ask why I just pwned the living daylight out of their ship. I've thought up a few witty replies. :D - wtf y u kill me?/ "WHOA! So that's what that button does! Sorry, I usual mine, not PVP. Your ship sure did blow up pretty, though!" - that's not nice! "You should talk to your corpmates, cuz I just followed the sign on the back of your ship. It says "KILL ME PLZ". Hey! C'mon, it's a good prank!
Geir Margido	Posted - 2006.11.11 12:12:00 - [164] "I just saw you and hated you sooo much."
Napolie Gallente Hybrid Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.13 08:10:00 - [165] Victim: Why did you blow me up? Me: So have something to ask about Seagull instead of parrot
Kibed Dulick	Posted - 2006.11.13 15:44:00 - [166] Why did you kill me? Why did you die?
Jason Marshall Hammer Of Light Astral Wolves	Posted - 2006.11.13 15:51:00 - [167] When im the one getting blowed up, im normally verry nice. Ill say 65% of my buddy list of thoose ive met from them blowing me up. I make friends with thoose that blow me up. No sense in arguing with em. Now when im blowing up people, i dont really say much. Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw!
MadnessWithin	Posted - 2006.11.15 19:44:00 - [168] Funnily enough never been asked this (they know they deserve what they get) but if they had I would have to tell them: Well you see im a very perverted necrophiliac and frozen corpse keep longer.
Sivalente Praetorian Black Guard	Posted - 2006.11.15 20:03:00 - [169] "I wondered what would happen if I conect an ATM to my guns"
JgGravy	Posted - 2006.11.17 01:13:00 - [170] I got my ship poped last night for the first time, and took it rather well i'd say. Didn't have an attitude, didn't argue with the guy, inface he even gave me money for my insurance, great guy if you ask me. Let me experiment with a new ship. Anyways, one of my corp mates started talking with him, claiming he's a pirate. The guy replys with a coment that, "It's not piracy, it's non-consented pvp". Guild member put it into better words, "It's not rape, it's 'suprise sex'"
Serenity Steele Rearden Steele Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.11.17 01:37:00 - [171] My favorite answer to 'why did you kill me' was from a guy called 'The Stapler' in a guild called 'Office Supplies' in MKO (an early space MMO). Hs answer was .. 'My pen told me to'. Eve Strategic Maps - Outpost Alert
Dark Vishnu	Posted - 2006.11.17 01:52:00 - [172] I HAVE A HARD BUDDY BUT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS HER PERIOD ARGH.........
Firequill Gallente The Black Ops Maelstrom Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.17 19:32:00 - [173] Originally by: The Jawbreaker du ska inte med ut och burna lite med min mintgr÷na volvo 140?! NSS hSng me ut i min svarta 360 me piratflagg, har g÷tt inslitet baksSte och hembrSnt i skuffen
Xarkon	Posted - 2006.11.17 20:55:00 - [174] I have various responses for the situation: Before I blow up their ship: "pay me 25million" After I blow up their ship: "pay me 25million" After they pay me 25million: "pay me 25million"

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