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Admiral Keyes Minmatar Ooops Inc.	Posted - 2006.11.05 12:36:00 - [121] Before the time of the flagging timer in the top left of the screen. Built a typhoon after a month of hard work training and mining, borrwed 15 million off a corp mate to insure it. 2 hours have passed Level 3 Agent > Go kill this Amarr Navy Scumbag. Me > Ok! undocks, flies to the destination 3 jumps away Locates the Amarr Navy frigate Kills said frigate with my brand new typhoon easily Heads back to my agent to complete the mission "Whats all these targets shooting me for at the gate?" tanks for 4 minutes then dies "Oh ****, i'm in amarr space!" ----------------------------------- HaHaHa! This sig is edit proof! Sadly, it appears so. -Capsicum \o/ I Am Invincible \o/
lofty29 Tolarri Conglomerate	Posted - 2006.11.05 12:38:00 - [122] Originally by: Admiral Keyes tanks for 4 minutes then dies "Oh ****, i'm in amarr space!" Shouldve petitiond that. If an agent sends you into amarr space to kill an amarr NPC its just dumb --- Praxiteles Inc. is Recruiting!
Admiral Keyes Minmatar Ooops Inc.	Posted - 2006.11.05 13:00:00 - [123] Edited by: Admiral Keyes on 05/11/2006 13:03:17 Originally by: lofty29 Originally by: Admiral Keyes tanks for 4 minutes then dies "Oh ****, i'm in amarr space!" Shouldve petitiond that. If an agent sends you into amarr space to kill an amarr NPC its just dumb The agent was in amarr sapce as well :P Stupid Republic Security Services agents Plus you dont want to know what setup i had on it LOL Heavy launchers and 425mm autocannons LOL the armour tank was sweet though. Every single mod was named, and the only thing that survived was 24 rounds of phased plasma M out of one of the guns lol ----------------------------------- HaHaHa! This sig is edit proof! Sadly, it appears so. -Capsicum \o/ I Am Invincible \o/
Flaming sambuka Trinity Nova	Posted - 2006.11.05 13:04:00 - [124] In my early weeks i and a mate were trying to evade some piwates and i warped to a moon with a nice big pos sat on it, lost a ferox and a raven, we fried. Trinity Nova Mercenary Services
Accurus	Posted - 2006.11.05 18:24:00 - [125] So there I was in a rather nice T2-fitted covetor in 0.7 space. Had drones, but they annoyed the hauler if left them out. The wife was behind me on the sofa watching telly; I turned round and she was looking miiiiighty fine. So thinks "This covetor can got for just under 6 minutes before my cargo is full." Plenty of time for marital duties methinks. So, jetcans me cargo hold and undocks from pc, heads over to the sofa. After a short while I wander back to the computer to empty the cargo hold, only to see my shiny pod blinking at me. 3 npc frigs had relieved me of my covetor, and the 3xt2 strips attached to it. At 50m a shag, I am a poor but satisfied miner. Best thing is, however, that I got back more than 6 minutes after I left the pc. Longest shag I have ever had!!!
Praetorious	Posted - 2006.11.05 19:28:00 - [126] Well, I was out one day, solo-pvping in my nicely fitted Scorpion. Not too much action my 0.4 area, so I decided tocheck a few nearby solar systems. Eventually, I found a perfect target, a BC mining. "What an idiot!", I tought to myself and locked, jammed, and....what's this? My shield is gone, my armor is gone, CONCORD!?! Ops, I had wandered off into 0.5 space.
Shirazz	Posted - 2006.11.05 19:51:00 - [127] i was missioning in an omen when an arbitrator warps in and takes one of my cans. I sort pondered the idea of attacking him for a few mins until i thought hell ill just have a go... locked,fired... i totaly forgot guns dont HIT at 0m, i was nosed webbed, scrammed and droned. Whoops
Lithalnas Amarr Hadean Drive Yards	Posted - 2006.11.05 21:03:00 - [128] warped my prophecy into a mission to find myself inside the mining complex(inside its clip), unable to warp out and unable to launch drones and spinning like a top. the NPC frigs ate my lunch because they out tracked me. ------------- Cadet Lithalnas - Logistics Division - Hadean Drive Yards
Eon Raptor	Posted - 2006.11.07 03:39:00 - [129] This happened to a corp mate but he never reads the forums and won't admit this ever happened. He was ratting in 0.0 in a Domi. The rats chewed through his armor and he was into hull. He warped to a POS we had in the area. For some reason he decided to eject (maybe meant to hit "open cargohold"). When the box appeared that gave the giant warning, he clicked "OK" instead of reading it. So he ejects and ship goes boom. Only later, after much ridicule, did he realize that the warning says that your skills may be holding the ship together. The best part was this was a new Domi, he just bought it after he lost his last one while missioning when his crappy wireless connection cut out.
Seramyr d'Elia	Posted - 2006.11.07 08:33:00 - [130] Playful kitties, exposed keyboards and smartbombs don't mix when flying near warpgates.
Waut 0utbreak	Posted - 2006.11.07 08:55:00 - [131] Edited by: Waut on 07/11/2006 08:58:29 Edited by: Waut on 07/11/2006 08:56:47 Here are 3 in a row. What's more embarrasing, it happened pretty recently So here I am in a crow trying to do some piracy and I see a mining op (ferox, barge and industrial) in a 0.4 system (or so I tought, since the 0.4 system was the next one in my autopilot). Heroicly I engage but after a while I get a strange lagging sensation followed by 2006.11.03 17:29 Victim: Waut Alliance: NONE Corp: 0utbreak Destroyed: Crow System: Autaris Security: 0.5 Involved parties: Name: CONCORD Police Commander / CONCORD (laid the final blow) Name: L Calligari Security: 0.0 Alliance: NONE Corp: United Caldari Mining Corporation Ship: Ferox Weapon: Heavy Missile Launcher I Oops... I go back to station a few jumps in a pod and decide to try again in an harpy. Just before I undock I notice a red text saying something like "less then one minute timer left". Oh yeah, agression timer... 2006.11.03 17:42 Victim: Waut Alliance: NONE Corp: 0utbreak Destroyed: Harpy System: Vuorrassi Security: 0.5 Involved parties: Name: Caldari Sentry Gun II / Ishukone Corporation (laid the final blow) Pretty annoyed at myself I dock again, wait for the minute to end and get in my last ship to get my can. Just when I press undock, someone in corp warns me that the timer resets every time 2006.11.03 17:45 Victim: Waut Alliance: NONE Corp: 0utbreak Destroyed: Rook System: Vuorrassi Security: 0.5 Involved parties: Name: Caldari Sentry Gun III / Ishukone Corporation (laid the final blow) And that was my courageous story (I hate empire) In Soviet EVE, roids pop YOU
Ravelin Eb Minmatar Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2006.11.07 09:49:00 - [132] I was gate sniping in a tempest a few weeks ago, the system was pretty dead and i only killed a hauler or two that day. i had been needing a toilet break for wuite a while but was unable to give myself the freedom to go. as im pretty paranoid about dying. i decide with only 1 other guy in local and being 200km's off gate i can spare myself the 20 seconds to run to the toilet. i quickly come back to discover myself being attacked by a cov ops a vagabond and a domi. i thought to myself sod it and went back to the toilet, only this time it was more painful :(
Plague Black 4S Corporation	Posted - 2006.11.07 09:51:00 - [133] Ok so here is my story. I got very tired after one patrol so I decided to spend the night in a pub in Venal. I was too tired to eat so I ordered a drink only (whatamistekatomeka). Two local girls must have seen me come in looking tired and they approached me as soon as I started drinking. Being a perfect gentlemant I bought them a drink too, but they suprised my by paiyng a second round. You dont reject something like that as gilr paying a drink is a rare sight in my part of space. They suprised me even more by paying the 3rd, 4rth and the 5th round. I passed out right after the 5th. They probably ate well or they were just from Finnland I guess When I woke up I was till sitting at the bar, my neck hurth from the akward position I was sleeping at and the keys to my dominix were gone. I guess the crew didn't object much when they saw 2 girls instead of a captain take command of a ship, I can't really blame them, I would like to be commanded by those two at any time of the day. In order to avoid being ridiculed by alliance I faked a killmail for my superiors, as if I was killed by gurista pirates (since no one has access to their killmail anyway). Lessons learned: - Never trust a lying woman - Don't drink when you are hungry
Quani Gallente Extinction Level Event	Posted - 2006.11.07 11:35:00 - [134] Well, I selfdestructed my Enyo in a system full of hostiles. That was pretty stupid. ------ There is no sin except stupidity.
XGS Crimson	Posted - 2006.11.07 11:40:00 - [135] it wasnt me who lost the ship but i watched a full faction fitted rattlesnake (10 bils me thinks) killed by 2 destroyer rats. Pilot name- hetjan Originally by: Aramendel A harderner also only works against ships firing on you. ECM is effeciently a harderner for your whole gang/fleet.
Baynex	Posted - 2006.11.07 11:44:00 - [136] Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Lost a helios once when i went to ***** the forums while flying through 0.0, when i came back i was down one helios and my pod was in armor, fortunatly i was a gate and could save the pod That's why i use a computer with 3 monitors attached ;)
Kery Nysell Caldari Nysell Incorporated	Posted - 2006.11.07 11:47:00 - [137] Two years ago, about a month after I started eVe, I had quitted my corporation because of a war (most of our combat pilots were in 0.0, and our ennemies were hunting our noobs in Empire ...), and I had all my possessions inside my Badger II (well, a frigate, some modules, and some ammo ...). I tried to activate my AB to dock at a station, missed the ALT key and instead activated my F1 slot, loaded with a smartbomb ... I was close enough of the station to hit it ... BOOOM ... I lost all I had left after the war ... starting anew with an Ibis is not fun ...
Commander BroudMoore Amarr Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium	Posted - 2006.11.07 12:01:00 - [138] Geting killed by gate rats while making bookmarks, after dodging 2 hostile gatecamps and few random pirates.
UnAimedPlayer Minmatar Nomina Sacra Sapientia	Posted - 2006.11.07 15:25:00 - [139] Not a biggie compared to some of the other wtfs in this thread, but whatever. In a Jaguar, in Torrinos. We are about to bust hostile gang on Torr gate in EC. Plan is to jump through just as the other half of the gang coming in from Ewok warp on top of them. Somehow managed to turn Autopilot on. I was a bit early to the party.
Berrik Radhok GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2006.11.07 15:37:00 - [140] I went AFK to take a crap once when I was supposed to be tanking for a mining op. However, I a) didn't tell the people I was tanking for what I was doing and b) forgot to turn on the armor repairer on my geddon before I left. Result: Gangmates go nuts spamming forums everywhere to get my attention, I lose a geddon. Originally by: Khavi Vetali Oh don't worry, the goons are just as suicidal with their battleships as they are with their frigates.
Taram Caldar Caldari Acheron Vanguard Armada The Shadow Ascension	Posted - 2006.11.07 16:48:00 - [141] Last night... gang member got jumped while I was making a safe spot.... Tried to warp to his aid but by the time the ferox got into warp he was dead.... And it was too late to stop... So I died too. Oh well... at least I tried to do the right thing. I really can't wait for Kali... that friggin thing aligns slower than molasses in a deep freeze.
Taram Caldar Caldari Acheron Vanguard Armada The Shadow Ascension	Posted - 2006.11.07 16:50:00 - [142] Originally by: Kery Nysell Edited by: Kery Nysell on 07/11/2006 12:21:21 Two years ago, about a month after I started eVe, I had left my corporation because of a war (most of our combat pilots were in 0.0, and our ennemies were hunting our noobs in Empire ...), and I had all my possessions inside my Badger II (well, a frigate, some modules, and some ammo ...). I tried to activate my AB to dock at a station, missed the ALT key and instead activated my F1 slot, loaded with a smartbomb ... I was close enough of the station to hit it ... BOOOM ... I lost all I had left after the war ... starting anew with an Ibis is not fun ... This begs the question: Why have a smartbomb on a Badger? :)
Kadriel The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2006.11.07 17:16:00 - [143] Edited by: Kadriel on 07/11/2006 17:17:03 Edited by: Kadriel on 07/11/2006 17:16:33 I took my small gang down to south stain, to "stick it" to the evil ascn nublets :P and i was in an anethema, was flyin around, uncloaked at station for some reason, sacriledge saw me, i warp off, went afk to go bio while in warp. I was safe right? i was cloaked!! warp to a planet at 15k by mistake. came back 30ish secs later and the sacrilege had warped on top of me, uncloaked me and i was in hull when i came back. BOOM!! made it away w/ my pod. the only good thing out of the whole mess, the cloak blew up w/ the ship
Kery Nysell Caldari Nysell Incorporated	Posted - 2006.11.08 10:10:00 - [144] Originally by: Taram Caldar This begs the question: Why have a smartbomb on a Badger? :) I was a real noob back then, and I thought that having a smartbomb to fend of the rats while I hauled with the Badger what I had mined with my Bantam was a smart move ... I've never fitted a smartbomb since then, since I realized at about the same time that most of the NPCs orbit outside of even the Large Smartbomb range (only exception : the really small Serpentis Frigates).
phishstik Gallente Hammer Of Light Astral Wolves	Posted - 2006.11.08 12:21:00 - [145] Yestarday chatting on MSN with g/f and trying to play Eve at same time. Bring Helios into hostile system, pick a random moon to warp to and of course forget to activate cloak, and of course, theres an enemy pos there. Local has a good laugh, cloak destroyed. Have also walked away from computer for half hour while Dominix in 0.0 belt to talk to g/f. The way I see it she owes me ISK.
Darkreaver	Posted - 2006.11.09 18:28:00 - [146] I drank a bunch of cough syrup one night a while back and decided it would be a good idea to mine....was in secure space with my corp and some allies and ended up attacking them thinking they were rats....didnt go well, but this was long ago so i was only in an osprey. Had a hell of a time explaining that one the next day though.
Skraelingz Gallente Gallente Federal Bank Ratel Alliance	Posted - 2006.11.09 18:40:00 - [147] Edited by: Skraelingz on 09/11/2006 18:46:43 I got drunk one night and tried ratting. Bad idea i lost two vexors in the span of i think an hour due to forgetting to turn on stuff like "armor repairersand "active hardeners". -----------------------------------------------
Madelchai	Posted - 2006.11.09 21:12:00 - [148] Accidentally clicked on a Cyno and ended up at a POS. I realized what I did while I got there, and was quickly trying to warp out. Then I saw the blue +s on the POS and guns, and nothing was happening for a few long seconds, so I thought I was alright and decided instead of trying to frantically warp to the first thing I could, I'd go to where my next planned destination was. A few seconds later the guns started firing on me and I went boom like dead. Turns out that we were +5 standings with that particular corporation, and their guns were set to fire on anyone below +7. D'oh. After the few of them that were in the system at the time got done laughing, they were good enough to give me what was left of my stuff once I drudged my way back there in a Velator feeling like an ass.
Humera Caldari	Posted - 2006.11.09 21:36:00 - [149] Can you say: "Splash damage on gate turrets and getting omfgwtfbbqpwnd while in a Moa." ---------------------------------------------------- "Ruck, Tackle and Maul. And thats just getting a Beer"
pricecheqr	Posted - 2006.11.09 22:14:00 - [150] I decided that a friendly station down in the 0.0 area where I operate didnt have enough shuttles so I decided to run an iteron V full of shuttles to the staion for a little profit... Lets just say that an iteron V with a full rack of type-d expanders does not align and warp fast enough to get away from an interceptor ^^ Altho, seeing 40 caldari shuttles all the sudden appear on the overview was a bit humorous, and the resultant lag allowed me to get the pod out ^^ The day after that I broke down and bought the transport ships skillbook Quote: pricecheqr> YES! I am an alt, DEAL with it. pricecheqr goes back to the market window...

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