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Tyson Paige
Hammer of Hephaestus
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:37 -
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Commi Girl wrote:Tyson Paige wrote:My wife Is the only beneficiary of this down time. I have to change my babies diaper now. Thanks EVE!!!  Hahahaha, guess you could use the time to make another one 
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Enslaved Mistress
TwoTenX
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:44 -
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A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs.
"That's something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it because it has teeth," she replied.
Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared.
One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married.
On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
"No," he said. "It's got teeth."
"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"
"Well, I'm not surprised," he replied."Not with gums like that." |
Mini Instructorcon
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:03:45 -
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Just bought elite and dangerous, Sorry CCP, Well... I'm not. |
Chris Eraclea
PillowBrigade Inc
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:18 -
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F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play...
CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:22 -
[3125] - Quote
Why oh Why did u have to mess up the test server too,! i was having fun there |
Leeming
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:24 -
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The Hamsters powering the forums are about to go next,. cant cope with all the extra work load !! |
Malcolm Muutaras
Wan Futuristics
The Esoteric Order of Dagon.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:04:28 -
[3127] - Quote
Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in and turning it on?  #ClassicAppleSupport |
Tobias Acuerdo
Lone Star Liquidations Llc
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:03 -
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And the world wonders why the Saudis won't let women drive?!  |
ghengis khan2
Shad0wtech
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:09 -
[3129] - Quote
this is what happens when i re-activate my accounts.... |
Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:11 -
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Fix.
This.
****.
PLEASE. |
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iserv4u DIR
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:12 -
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Damn
Just back from work, missed all the fun and now....
I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH WIFE!
Can I submit a support ticket for help dealing with real life wives while TQ is offline? Must be something about that in the eula :P
Keep trying guys we have faith |
Don Palcsi
Vulcan Shipyards
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:14 -
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Let's go 200 pages are close now
You can only post every 5 minutes because your account is less than 2 days old. You can post a new one in 300 seconds.
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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
300
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:17 -
[3133] - Quote
Somewhere an alliance director is wringing his hands, filled with worry about the checkbox he clicked yesterday :
Vulnerability Timers :
Yes [ ]
NO [ X ]
Personal Standings Services - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - 7+ Day Old Corps for Highsec POS Sales
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Arcturus Gallow
eXceed Inc.
Triumvirate.
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:17 -
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Maybe falcon could stop writing the updates in caps, there is so many now that writing in caps is not making it more readable ^^ |
Cobra Gaterau
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:18 -
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Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:Alicia Star-Runner wrote:freddy115 wrote:This is getting utterly ridiculous. I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums." Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time... Get your free Trial Account to Hellokitty online Yes, because I am on a "Free Trial Account". How did you ever guess? Not like I have paid already? Not like I am a vet of games coming out with a update and things going sideways... Nope not at all. Why don't you sit down and shut up before I slap the **** out of your five dollar ass. Oh ****! We got an internet badass over here! .... who apparently lacks reading comprehension skills.
Wait just a second!!! This 5 dollars you speak of........ |
Reverendia Zeddamax
The Old Timer's Guild
M O B I U S
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:18 -
[3136] - Quote
Leaf Blossom wrote:On the upside CCP now have jobs available in their QC department
That would imply there is one currently ... |
Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:19 -
[3137] - Quote
Bloody Talon wrote:My favorite toy appears to be broken. 
Just put new batteries in it / superglue / ductape?? |
Law Enforcement
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:20 -
[3138] - Quote
now the server seems to be going down
#SLASHWRISTS |
iFox Aeon
Adversity.
Northern Coalition.
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:30 -
[3139] - Quote
I think it's safe to assume...
Feawen does NOT like this... |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:31 -
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CCP shame on you for having a office fleet battle with Super Soakers SuperSoaker50
Go back to using Rifter models!!! You 'hosed' the servers!
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Garion Audeles
UK Deepspace Mining
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:33 -
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Good news guys.......
The Hamster has now been found hiding beneath the server.....
The bad news is as previously suspected it has converted to ISIS
CCP are now in the process of negotiation for it to hand over it's AK...... Then the process of deciding which wire to cut on it's vest can begin.
The other option is to send the drones in and make hamster burger.......
Closely followed by a new delivery of coal to get steam up and the server back online. |
Ygaff Desfois
QC-PunksNotDead
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:36 -
[3142] - Quote
That is what happen right now |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
115
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:42 -
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Chris Eraclea wrote:F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play... CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland
they should allow us to buy beer with LP at the next fanfest :) |
Dutchman Flaying
Orange Leeuw Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:48 -
[3144] - Quote
what a mess....i'm waitingggggggg ......... |
Victor Sane
Aerodyne Nova
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:49 -
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Chris Eraclea wrote:F... sake no beer left in the fridge and beer sales are closed at the shop and still no eve to play... CCP i demand compensation in Beer, or the next drunken fleet goes to iceland
ive got beer but lord knows how it taste cause its old and well not been in the cooler.... i dont dare open them lol |
Fal Shepard
The False Shepards
86
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:52 -
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You want to fix the problem with eve? Kick the slavers.
From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
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Dumah Seraphim
Arcani Consolidated
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:55 -
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veolias wrote:CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
Bwahahahahahahaha! |
Ionsei Kubarick
State War Academy
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:05:56 -
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18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
That's a waste of time, we already know it's Fozzie's fault. |
Slava Gagarin
Space Traffic Control
United Fleet
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:07 -
[3149] - Quote
NO NEED GECKOS
NEED DRIFTER BATTLESHIP |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
946
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:06:14 -
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TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a...
Baby shower.
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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