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Ripblade Falconpunch
Centurion Logistics
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:23 -
[3331] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt
100+ pages later, and still nobody gives a f#ck about Wingspan..... shocking. |
frentelgt
Ceptacemia
The Kadeshi
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:29 -
[3332] - Quote
When did we start using fortran to program  |
gobbybobby
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
50
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:30 -
[3333] - Quote
Nu Metal wrote:Did someone say free SP?????????
no
no they did not, |
Azunai Celestus
Dragron Riders Inc
Parental Supervision.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:37 -
[3334] - Quote
So i've done all the cleaning of the house, the garden is pristine and i've cooked a three course meal....hmmmm looks like i can accomplish alot without eve lol but honestly,....no really.....never again, CCP please don't make me do anymore physical labour, what's next??? decorating the house ahahaha?! noooooo....
i'm starting to feel like a junky , needing my fix, *twitches* need my eve *cries into his second glass of wine*
i'm sending out to CCP all my good will, keeping my fingers crossed guys and gals hope your not having a too rubbish time with it (have a glass on me)
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Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:38 -
[3335] - Quote
ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:Should change the name of the game from "EVE Online" to "EVE It's a Possibility".
Lol sorry. Just kidding. Hope you find the solution soon.
No your not joking! you're just saying that so no one flames you. |
Vivid1
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Snuffed Out
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:40 -
[3336] - Quote
bump |
Reggie Thistleton
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:55 -
[3337] - Quote
Someone yelling at CCP about TQ |
Big Lynx
3365
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:23:59 -
[3338] - Quote
veolias wrote:CCP you are wrecking my marriage.. the longer the server is offline, the more I realise I hate my wife.
LMFAO |
Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
25
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:00 -
[3339] - Quote
Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :)
I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result. |
veolias
Skyjack industries
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:00 -
[3340] - Quote
just put the TV on for the first time in 2 years, and its a repeat of what I saw two years ago :(
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Grisha Altol
Guards Assault Corps
Infinity Space.
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:02 -
[3341] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
TROLOLO! |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
38704
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:04 -
[3342] - Quote
Right, who wants to play street countdown?
It's very much like normal countdown, but played on the street.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Cadoc Credence
Astrogeological Excavation and Prospecting LLC
Cede Nullis
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:09 -
[3343] - Quote
Why canGÇÖt women read maps?
Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile. |
Hans Downerpanze
Long Strange Trip
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:11 -
[3344] - Quote
Ice Bots must be having fits about now |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
117
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:15 -
[3345] - Quote
Caboosette wrote:At this point 164 pages of customers that have not gotten their shipments of the finest munitions from WiNGSPAN Delivery Services. They demand service!!! To see some of our best deliveries, go to this channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/wingspantt
So many unsatisfied customers... i'm so sorry :( |
Sven Hazzel
Khanid Constructions
The Volition Cult
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:16 -
[3346] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
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Sure !
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02575/longhaul_2575666b.jpg |
bardghost Isu
Casteil Extraction Corporation
17
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:23 -
[3347] - Quote
http://eve-offline.net/
Showing TQ as online again.... Give it 5 minutes |
Y0UR M0THER
Inbred Mongoloids
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:24 -
[3348] - Quote
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:30 UTC - WE LEFT CCP HQ AND WENT TO A PUB
20:30 UTC - AFTER 10 DRINKS WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO RETURN
21:45 UTC - WE CURRENTLY ARE AT THE TITTYBAR AND WE WAVE FURIOUSLY WITH OUR CCP CREDIT CARD
21:46 UTC - LOTS OF OLD ICELANDIC BACHELOR TATOED COUGARS ARE SWARMING US
22:29 UTC - THE CREDIT CARD FROM CCP IS BOUNCED
22:35 UTC - AFTER OFFERING THE BOUNCER 3 MONTHS EVE FOR FREE WE GOT AWAY
22:55 UTC - THE TEAM IS HUNGRY SO WE WENT TO THE K-BAR, WORST BAR IN REYKJAVIK
23:15 UTC - AS PROMISED THE BAD FOOD AND ALCOHOL IS MAKING US PUKE AL OVER THE BAR
23:20 UTC - WE UPDATE THE UPDATES WITH MORE CRAP MESSAGES
23:45 UTC - BACK TO THE TITTYBAR |
Kitsune Koraka
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:25 -
[3349] - Quote
ive never known it to take ccp so long,must be a bad time for them in the office. |
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:27 -
[3350] - Quote
Fitzwilliam Belloch wrote:For your amusement... Worked for an MMO company for 8 years, here's a list of stuff that caused extended down time:
- Server updates were applied by unzipping zip files, but Windows wasn't giving useful errors when we ran out of drive space, so random data was missing from .dat files.
- License expiration! Wheeeeee
- Un-optimpized build process meant that once a problem was identified and a fix implemented, we had to wait 3-4 hours for a new build. During this time, QA can't go home.
- Cowboy devs checking in changes at the last minute so their changes went untested. (Wait a minute...who checked in this divide by zero last night?!?)
- Inexperienced QA not knowing how to test on a "clean machine" (VMs for the win!)
- State mismatch between Dev/QA environment and production environment
- HARD CODED STRINGS. WHYYYYYYYYYYY
- Unhandled exceptions! Want to see your app crash with no useful info in the logs? Ask me how! Its fun and easy!
Fun times!
Indeed :D |
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Saed D'Pravie
The Dark Bunny Club
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:29 -
[3351] - Quote
This is one long long long long long thread, check out all the bored people that have no EVE to play!  |
Dradis Aulmais
RW Vindicator Connection
Phoebe Freeport Republic
956
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:29 -
[3352] - Quote
Once there was a girl who went to a Catholic school.
While there, she always fell asleep.
At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"
The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"
Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"
The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
The teacher said "Excellent!"
Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"
The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.
She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
The teacher fainted.
Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896
Free The Scope Three
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Chevron7
The Obsidian Core
Lasers Are Magic
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:47 -
[3353] - Quote
RECRUIT MORE THREADWORMS AT ONCE
nearly 30 pages to go . gogogo
http://gifland.us/342901 |
Armagast Sin Truth
Blackstone and Fairfield Transuniversal
Sentinels of Sukanan Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:49 -
[3354] - Quote
The Computer Uprising has begun people, toss the toaster out the window ... huddle in your homes.
Skynet has been born |
LeeChanka
Super Cr3w
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:24:50 -
[3355] - Quote
Keep up the god work boys
kill sov fat pigs and kill moon income and we are on good way to purge infidels from EVE
regard
lee |
Tovo-vich Armer
TAOEISM
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:03 -
[3356] - Quote
Zodeac wrote:Quote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - FAULT DISCOVERED IN THE PLAYER DB - NO ETA ON RECOVERY
18:45 UTC - RESTORATION OF PLAYER DB FAILED - ALL BACKUPS ARE CORRUPTED
18:50 UTC - PLAYER DB MAY PROVE LOST, FATE OF TQ UNCLEAR, COMPLETE RESET POSSIBLE
19:00 UTC - ACCOUNTING DB STILL UP - WE ARE CALCULATING APROXIMATE SP BASED ON TIME
19:30 UTC - ALMOST FIXED WITH SP THAT YOU CAN REALLOCATE YOURSELF BASED ON TIME PAYED FOR
ghegheghe |
Thulium Strauss
the muppets
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:04 -
[3357] - Quote
Are you using Minmatar Equipment on the Server? Damn, CCP and it is cost reduction. :P |
Aurelius Exodus
Pride and Glory
H0N0UR
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:09 -
[3358] - Quote
GOONS DID IT......................................
CCP nerf imperium, not ddas, youve got it all wrong. |
Leila Numanor
Sleeper Protection Agency
Against ALL Authorities
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:12 -
[3359] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:Lemon Verbena wrote:Leila Numanor wrote:What was this thread about again?? it's about voting Liam in for CSM XI.. AND getting me a Unicorn :) I thought it was about a drinking game you made? The voting me into CSM XI and your Unicorn just came as a result.
Yes cause lemon verbena is me
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Ryoko Ninomiya
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:25:20 -
[3360] - Quote
F*** *p of Epic Proportions. I hope this is a fluke and not a sign of what is to come. |
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