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Zekk Walker
NewPod Industries
Solyaris Chtonium
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:28 -
[5191] - Quote
("Intro") Blah Blah Blah, Post count padding, Blah blah required EVE dev bash, rar rar paying customer.
("Body") ("Insert semi witty phrase or retort below here")
Why press one for English?
Merica
Thanks Obama
("End")
Ore is Life and Life is Change
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JFKen Imperia
Exploration Frontier inc
Brave Collective
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:46:29 -
[5192] - Quote
LigrayOu Kva wrote:Half-life 3 will release earlier...
ahah  |
Mourados Denver
Tunisia Holding
72
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:01 -
[5193] - Quote
D+¬j+á vu, . . . This topic remind me topics after Incarna deployment DT |
Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:04 -
[5194] - Quote
Drifter incursion at CCP office.
Bring back our game time!!! woot woot. |
Arithron
107th Suicide Kings
Nihilists Social Club
18
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:10 -
[5195] - Quote
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Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:10 -
[5196] - Quote
The Mistake
I thought the ONE was the HERO
But the One brought me to Zero
I sifted through the zeros and ones
But I could not distinguished the faulty codes
Though no fruition came from my labor
I looked at the forum thread and savor
Eve is real, Eve is dead
I ended with a shart for leaving the forum thread |
Lusian
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:22 -
[5197] - Quote
Ok.... I finally figured out why we are in a long downtime.
<---- A deep of sigh of breath.....
It's because of FOzzie Sov. We are experiencing this long downtime because tranquility
is rejecting Fozzie Sov mechanics. We have to roll back to pre Fozzie Sov to get the game working right
again :D
:D |
BlackBeard NL
Demonic Retribution
The Initiative.
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:26 -
[5198] - Quote
Yeng Constantine wrote:All characters reset back where Eve started. Drifter incursion at CCP office.
yay cruise missile kestrel |
Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
14
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:28 -
[5199] - Quote
CCP you can click the vid if EvE is up when I get home from dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUJrg5GAvs |
Crucial King
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:30 -
[5200] - Quote
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" |
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Macabee sable
POD-PIRATES
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:54 -
[5201] - Quote
The authentication token provided by the launcher is of an invalid format. Please try again or contact EVE customer support. |
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
80
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:55 -
[5202] - Quote
Bedtime. This was entertaining. They should break the servers more often. |
Kropotkin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:47:56 -
[5203] - Quote
Pray that they have not tried to sign up Little Bobby Tables!
https://xkcd.com/327/ |
Senator316 Cadelanne
Wings of Evil
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:21 -
[5204] - Quote
Birfield Zane wrote:Holy **** you got me 
Got me to you bad bad little man  |
Doctor Hal Narco
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:35 -
[5205] - Quote
massive downtime ? I thought I deleted my WoW account.......... |
Strupstad
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:36 -
[5206] - Quote
Dr+¡fa sig, str+íkar. Eru +++¡+¦ +í t+¡makaupi? |
woody ruff
Pelican.
Nulli Secunda
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:39 -
[5207] - Quote
Jack Danefield wrote:KiloAlpha wrote:Braden Fanguard wrote:Zero Eclipse wrote:Allen Naskingar wrote:Let's try to start the longest quote chain, who's with me? Not me Certainly not me. definitely not me!!!! Me neither
Nah |
Lord Shabby Tr1cks
Samurai Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:43 -
[5208] - Quote
Let's play EvE Offline |
Bigiboi
Serene Vendetta
Brawls Deep
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:45 -
[5209] - Quote
PIZZA PIZZA? WTH!
Have them on dry bread and water, while the slave driver cracks his whips so they find the problem faster, "Mush Mush Mush Mush, damn peons, Kapow Kapow Kapow, pssssht psssht psssht *Whip sounds"
I bet it's that lost stripper in the machine somewhere, from the last EVE party.   |
Erisi DLarit
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:48 -
[5210] - Quote
omg, its not like we have lives to keep us entertained! |
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Dr. Dice
Aurum-Sol
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:48 -
[5211] - Quote
Gortaak wrote:CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
Looks like you guys zigged when you should have zagged. Rookie mistake.
If you can dodge a wrench you can fix a server. |
Jin-ie Kwon
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:54 -
[5212] - Quote
Let's push to 300 |
Yeng Constantine
Entropic Platoon
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:48:58 -
[5213] - Quote
change the port number guys to 26009 and login. go go go!!! |
Ero Adalwulf
Wormhole Mining Minions
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:06 -
[5214] - Quote
Ero Adalwulf wrote:****** NEWS ****** CCP employee leaks cause of server downtime, but wishes to remain anonymous... Pictures of the REAL story leaked: The Tragedy and The Revenge Video footage at 11.... Disclaimer: It's a joke. No hamsters or members of CCP were harmed in the posting of this product of boredom. And on that note... time to leave work. Hope to see you in space later.
I was wrong.. it was bring your kid to work day Gremlin in server |
Loan--Wolf
Capts Deranged Cavaliers
Gentlemen's.Club
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:15 -
[5215] - Quote
This is what happens why you use BoB's name in vain
you made him angery playing with his holes |
Kigaro Yamuchi
Conceptual Spatial Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:36 -
[5216] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
21:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY REBOOTING TQ AND WILL BE TESTING A FIX OVER THE NEXT 30 MIN
21:30 UTC - TESTING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING - NO ETA FOR UPTIME
RAPIDIMPLIMENT=FALSE
DEBUGGER=TRUE
CRASHDUMP= "see readme file"
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Luis Norelius
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:41 -
[5217] - Quote
Eeeeek.
I've got 5 storyline missions to complete!!!
I want compensation!!!
Please don't hurry, just fix well.
And garrot CCP Fozzie.
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Gib Onzo
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:46 -
[5218] - Quote
FFS BLIZZARD, we deserve better.....oops wrong forum. |
jackie Altol
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:47 -
[5219] - Quote
the second the server is stable it's gonna be like someone destroyed a dam with all the connection requests being hold back :P
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Tbc Fifty-six
Concordiat
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 21:49:54 -
[5220] - Quote
Destoth La'Rakian wrote:
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
16:00 UTC - A FURTHER FAILED STARTUP AFTER A NUMBER OF CHANGES - INVESTIGATION ONGOING
17:00 UTC - INVESTIGATIONS STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
17:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY FAULTFINDING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
18:00 UTC - AFTER TESTING ON SINGULARITY WE WILL BE REBOOTING TQ TO TEST A FIX
18:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY STILL FAULTFINDING ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME AT THIS STAGE
19:00 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY TESTING A FIX FOR THE ISSUES ON TQ - NO ETA FOR UPTIME YET
19:30 UTC - TRANQUILITY IS STILL CURRENTLY BEING EXPERIMENTED ON - WE WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE
20:00 UTC - PIZZA HAS BEEN ACQUIRED AND WE ARE CURRENTLY REFUELLING OUR DEVS!
20:30 UTC - DEVS REFUELLED - TESTING HAS RESUMED!
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add some bong hits to block all the hate!!! :P
Really tho everyone just chill this is the best game ever made an it is managed verywell 99% of the time **** happens an when you get free content every month up from once a year there are a few issues.
I Want to thank you guys for the hard work you do everyday to keep my reason for living up an running :) love you devs ... stay gangsta
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free content? |
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