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Steijn
Quay Industries
984
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:44 -
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Sexy Cakes wrote:As a misanthrope who is stuck at work all day during this....
I'm enjoying this thoroughly.
dont gloat too much, it probably still wont be up when you get home. |
DerpimusPrime Aihaken
The Dead End
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:50 -
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Stop hiring interns. |
Kazi Kugisa
EVE University Ivy League
26
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:22:52 -
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CCP is hard at work reloading the legacy code into the server: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcwxW2ne-UU |
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:04 -
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Agent Unknown wrote:Motre wrote:fl0pski wrote:Agent Unknown wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Well, after an amazing uptime record, even with all the updates, something like this was bound to happen. So who can we blame for not feeding the hamster? Now, in all seriousness, assuming that the operating system that is running on the cluster is a form of Unix, is the problem that the hardware will not boot to the OS or is the problem that the EvE Online server program fails to start?
Another, more interesting question is that how is CCP going to compensate us for not being able to play the game?
ISK, SP, or Game Time? I prefer skill points. But then again, that's not my call to make.
There was no way to anticipate the servers having a tantrum No? How about testing a patch before you apply it? Uh. How? You do know how big TQ is right? It's almost a supercomputer in its own right. They would need a second TQ to test a patch deployment to ensure it goes cleanly. They have servers to test internally, and I am sure they do, but the moment you start applying it to TQ(with all of its bits, pieces, data and unholy cores) who knows what could happen. This still isn't as bad as it used to be when they didn't have patch deployments figured out. You're making it more complex than need be.... all they need do is upgrade from a 286 with 256MB of RAM to a new 386 with 512MB of Ram. Problem solved! This. The complexity of TQ is what gives uncertainty to the patching process. The process may go fine on the test environments including Singularity/Duality where players have been playtesting the patches for month(s), but sometimes the gremlins don't come out until you expose it to production. I'm sure every programmer in this thread can relate to stuff breaking the moment it hits production and the subsequent scramble to fix it. And to the people saying "rollback": I'm sure they already tried this, but no one knows the infrastructure so a cascading failure would've done the damage even after a rollback.
You're making it more complex than need be.... all they need do is upgrade from a 286 with 256MB of RAM to a new 386 with 512MB of Ram. Problem solved! |
madhatta18
Prime Forces The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:08 -
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does anyone know the stardate that was used when bill gates and microsoft bought out the programming rights to eve patches and up dates ANYONE |
Kanzero
Virtus Crusade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
12
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:14 -
[996] - Quote
Too much whining. |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
49
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:18 -
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Kalfar Chillar wrote:So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn?
12pack of beer in my case, basically the same though :) |
Helzrazor Merkur
Kings of Beer Distributors
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:25 -
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Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:Helzrazor Merkur wrote:Umbari Kado wrote:OK, time to provide some food for thought:
Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.
Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?
Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? That was a serious question :) From Titan test... I know. But mine is easier. Nope...it is pretty easy :)
Yes. 2/10 x 10 to the tenth plus 2
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Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:25 -
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Everett Rockefeller wrote:DeadDuck wrote:Everett Rockefeller wrote:I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.
Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time... Well by the way CCP hasn't given the reeason or even a time when they think this could be resolved, this looks like **** hit the fan. Just you see ^^
Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjTE2vpMA8 |
Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:31 -
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If you have a minute please fill out this DT survey http://strawpoll.me/4929649! |
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Ben Cromwell
SCHEISSEKONIIG
5
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:32 -
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There's some sort of wormhole outside my patio doors, it is intensely yellow so i assume it leads to Amarr space...i went to investigate and it was so bright....so much heat. There were humans out there, no environmental suits...basking in the radiation.
Drifters?
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Takashi Okamura
Rapid Withdrawal
1
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:51 -
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Big Lynx wrote:SERVERS UP!!!
http://www.wilwheaton.net/code/ |
LemurCatta
FREE GATES Nulli Secunda
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:23:54 -
[1003] - Quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40 |
Semtex Attor
Black Hydra Consortium. CODE.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:05 -
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madhatta18 wrote:Misha Tokila wrote:Mildron Klinker wrote:The CODErs always win! ALWAYS!!! Only against pods, shuttles, industrials, freighters, and mining ships. speaking of code if ccp is realy into getting new players in then on top of there list should be to ban all ppls who work for code or those idiots that pay code to gank
More tears please! |
Electra Magnetic
Echelon Research SpaceMonkey's Alliance
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:08 -
[1005] - Quote
Instead of trolling the forums, come watch the Atlas V launch for a few minutes. http://www.ulalaunch.com/webcast.aspx |
Steve Sector
KaChing Enrichment Company
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:09 -
[1006] - Quote
Ok the fix is not going well !
Time to use a MUCH bigger hammer |
arshee Tadaruwa
Reborn Insurgency
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:23 -
[1007] - Quote
EVE been broken for a while....well....shiet |
Kossaw
Body Count Inc. Pandemic Legion
134
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:27 -
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Wingman8701 Boirelle wrote:Well 4 hours is starting to bite a little...
Sit back and relax dude. The record is like 3 days.
WTB : An image in my signature
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Fugly Isktaker
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:28 -
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Freya Sertan wrote:
Kinda hard
Tell me more.
My new game is to pick random forum quotes and take them WAAAAAAY out of context!! Yay!! |
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc. Knights of the Clan
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:33 -
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That "servers up" message is clearly a lie, but deep down it made us all feel a little better for a few seconds. hopes were up :D |
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Bignfurrie
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:36 -
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Im sorry. It is all my fault for resubbing after 6 months. My badness broke EvE again. |
Hoshi Nakumoto
X-Fleet Phantoms The Sinful Legion
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:45 -
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Enslaved Mistress wrote:Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't."
I LOL'ed
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Spyra Gryra
Tash-Murkon Scrap and Salvage
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:53 -
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Kanzero wrote:Too much whining.
Whining about whining is totally ok and makes it all better. |
Cap'n Rick Clusterbomb
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:24:59 -
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At least CCP trained 'Investigation' to V as they keep the "investigation ongoing".
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Count Freyr
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:10 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
15:30 UTC - ALL THE HAMSTERS ARE DEAD, EvE ONLINE IS OVER. [/b]
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Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:22 -
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Cannot GET /4929649!
Like Tranquility Server... FAIL!
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Raymond Barber
The Amarr Republic Primal Ascendancy
4
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:23 -
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Maybe this is whats happening at CCP HQ today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJbTjBLEKBU |
Amanda Chan
Error 404 Pod Not Found
32
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:30 -
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madhatta18 wrote:[ regardless of nubers and obviously where you live how would you like it if something you pay for is always down in your playing time and not others obviusly your from a time zone that dt dont afect you
I would feel fine with it? I have downtime everyday in the middle of my playtime. Sometimes it's 15 minutes, rarely does it go past 30 minutes and of course today when it's gone on for hours. Usually I just go to the bathroom, grab a beer, make something to eat. Today I have the opportunity to go outside |
Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:39 -
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madhatta18 wrote:does anyone know the stardate that was used when bill gates and microsoft bought out the programming rights to eve patches and up dates ANYONE
Captains log: DRINK! |
Zork100
Irata III Trek Alliance Nerfed Alliance Go Away
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:25:45 -
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CCP Sez: "All your Gametime R Belong to us" |
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