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Dieu LeVeut
Black Rise Security Division
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:34:52 -
[1111] - Quote
55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work. |

JamesAlucard SSpawn
S.Spawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:11 -
[1112] - Quote
Now what is gonna happen to our game time that we paid for. A day is still a day and its been off since last night at 22H00 14/07/2015 sere in South Africa. What are they gonna do about it ?????
Time is money !!!!!!!!! |

Kalfar Chillar
The Minutemen The Bastion
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:11 -
[1113] - Quote
Steijn wrote:Kalfar Chillar wrote:Status: Incompatible (Build) NEW PATCH INCOMING!!!!! rollback? Without knowing the server build... not sure! |

EdgertonJM
Pappy Van Winkle Ditrubtors Zero Fux.
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:12 -
[1114] - Quote
So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered. |

Camelionz
The Graduates Get Off My Lawn
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:26 -
[1115] - Quote
https://twitter.com/eve_status |

Mikkki
The Collective B O R G
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:27 -
[1116] - Quote
Zork100 wrote:OK guys... Here is what Really happened
Without anyone knowing CCP set their Prime time for 12:00 UTC. And atm their Capital is under attack by the WoW hordes. WoW has decided they want their n00b back and are in the process of Entosis'ing the whole of Reykjavik.
WHAT? strange i didnt get notification :D |

Larn Conner
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:39 -
[1117] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE |

Liam Oliphants
Fredegar Hohenstaufen Corporation
10
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:35:53 -
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I have a solution! First we need more alcohol (because of course...), a dwarf, the distilled essence of a rainbow (pot of gold optional, but may increase chances of success), bottled unicorn fart, and evaporated children's tears. We're going to mix all of the ingredients in the alcohol and let the dwarf drink it, if the pot of gold was obtained, use that as a bribe. The dwarf will solve all of our problems. |

Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:03 -
[1119] - Quote
*Update*
From CCP "The problem isnt at our end, can the 20,000 of you contact your ISP and get them to fix it" XD |

madhatta18
Prime Forces The Methodical Alliance
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:30 -
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them fn rabbits been upto know good again cmon ccp how many times have you read the manual it says dont mix the rabbits with guinea pigs
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Noxas5
Boere Kavaliers RUCA Emperor
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:45 -
[1121] - Quote
2x Free PLEX thank's very much... |

Nibiru The Destroyer
Viziam Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:47 -
[1122] - Quote
you broke eve... |

Callum Ijonen
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:36:54 -
[1123] - Quote
CCP, I'm getting old and wrinkly here. I'm going to turn to ash soon. |

Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
195
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:09 -
[1124] - Quote
Real maintenance work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p444Zf-gcHU
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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eodestroyer beast
Imperial Guardians Executive Outcomes
3
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:30 -
[1125] - Quote
CCP Falcon wrote:[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]
Hey guys,
As youGÇÖre all aware, Tranquility is still offline after todayGÇÖs scheduled daily downtime.
This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.
Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and weGÇÖre hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.
Right now, we donGÇÖt have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but weGÇÖll keep you updated in this thread.
Cheers,
- F
UPDATES:
13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE 13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY 13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING 14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES 15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING 15:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION STILL ONGOING - NO ETA ON SERVER UPTIME
Welp....Time to play with lego's. ****** out!
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Reva Preldent
Mining and Explorations
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:35 -
[1126] - Quote
....still waiting....no more updates? |

Bester Lamont
Sanford and Drones Mining Ltd.
9
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:35 -
[1127] - Quote
13:37 UTC - RESTARTING.... NOPE. 13:41 UTC - RESTARTING.... HMMM NOPE. 13:45 UTC - RESTARTING........NOPE |

Dobra Zabawa Penshar
Sojusz Julianski
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:35 -
[1128] - Quote
I should not say that but I going to play WOW again. |

Lemon Verbena
Fog Industries
52
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:44 -
[1129] - Quote
Liam Oliphants wrote:I have a solution! First we need more alcohol (because of course...), a dwarf, the distilled essence of a rainbow (pot of gold optional, but may increase chances of success), bottled unicorn fart, and evaporated children's tears. We're going to mix all of the ingredients in the alcohol and let the dwarf drink it, if the pot of gold was obtained, use that as a bribe. The dwarf will solve all of our problems.
Vote Liam for CSM XI!!!!!
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LTC Vuvovich
LTC Vuvovich Corporation
51
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:49 -
[1130] - Quote
Honestly... 4.5 hours ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtuMrMVJDk
Somebody should do something. |

Everett Rockefeller
Icendus Corux Quam'Nocent
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:54 -
[1131] - Quote
CCP is no fun repeating the same message very 30 mins :( |

Alleja DeSan-na
The Blind Fly
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:57 -
[1132] - Quote
Hey Falcon we miss the 15.30 UTC Upate |

Lim Hiaret
Hiaret Family
16
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:37:59 -
[1133] - Quote
Sugestions for new in game items: - Broken hamster wheel - Skill book: RodenT connection - Festival hamster launcher (no animals harmed if used) |

Vlar Draco
Old Spice Syndicate Intrepid Crossing
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:08 -
[1134] - Quote
Skills did not even run... Free skills should be at least giving to players "shut up and play" :P
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Sodari Onren
Havok Dynasty Reverberation Project
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:14 -
[1135] - Quote
Well that sucks. But at least you guys are honest about it and show a little transparency unlike certain other MMO operators who shall remain nameless. CCP's always done right by me so I have faith that things'll be right as rain soon. |

Chuck Berlet
LightningStrikesTwice Elemental Tide
8
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:22 -
[1136] - Quote
Minty Aroma wrote:Hamsters on strike? Better feed them better.
I think CCP upgraded to street children a year or two ago because they can go longer without food. |

Llawa
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
23
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:22 -
[1137] - Quote
What you will see:
- Engineers running around with their hair on fire, screaming at each other / everything
- Developers with their feet on their desks, looking calm but secretly terrified it was their code that 'did it'
- Managers going a weird purple colour
I've been there, it's no fun for anyone. |

Jonny Reade
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:26 -
[1138] - Quote
Damn. They were right, there is another life out there. Just beyond this door... |

Urandas
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:46 -
[1139] - Quote
Just as I predicted, sov changes would be the death of eve. |

Stomp Mongo
Chemically Unbalanced
6
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Posted - 2015.07.15 15:38:47 -
[1140] - Quote
Nibiru The Destroyer wrote:you broke eve...
Yes. B*tch was supposed to finish the dishes before the update. She will be back though. She always comes back. Tells her mom she slipped and smacked her face into that doorknob a couple times. She likes it though. |
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