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DR HK
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.05 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kylania I've had two really great error messages before.
One was in with Adobe Photoshop. I was working with a file called "something.psd" and decided I didn't like my progress with it so tried to delete it from within PS. It popped up a confirmation box asking: "Delete something?" Yes/No Why yes! Delete something please, anything really!
The other one was at a LAN party. For some reason my NIC card wouldn't connect to the switch, so I started poking around and noticed in the logs the following utterly final error message: "Windows failed to load the drivers for the selected device and therefore will never attempt to do so again." Well, that's just great, throw in the towel why don't you Windows!
LOL this made me laugh almost as much as the op....yes yes windows throw in the towel.
Great post Roy, brought a smile to my dreary morning.
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StarRanger
Gallente Royal Star Ranger Family
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Posted - 2007.01.05 19:42:00 -
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lol, Roy, you should have done Beta-testing for EVE-Online because that time was hillarious with errors
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Mondo Banana
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.01.05 20:42:00 -
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I was going to type in a long thoughtful reply, but...
SOMETHING HAPPENED
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Conuion Meow
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.01.05 20:49:00 -
[94]
'tis brilliance! You really ought to write more!
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El Verbatim
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Posted - 2007.01.05 20:50:00 -
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Hehe, reminds me of an error that's in our software and that pops up very rarely... Title of the window is 'Error'. content of the window is 'This is not an error. [Ok]'. As it says, it is indeed no error but just a leftover from a developer but customers do call about it once every so many moons.
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Adoro
Shinra Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.01.05 20:53:00 -
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Lol very nice :D I reconize it though, at work people ask me stuff about there internet provider. Im like wtf? Since when did I provide your internet connection? --------
Originally by: ChalSto underestimate us one second and uŠll mine veldspar in empire for the rest of ur eve-life
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Soulita
Gallente Inner Core
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Posted - 2007.01.05 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Batty68 "Sorry". We're all taught you do wrong, you say you're sorry. Evens the tally sheet some. My software has wronged me!!! And it's immediately "sorry". Well, ok then. I suppose I'm not so upset at my software if it appologizes.
ROFL Wonderfull!
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Sainna
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.05 21:22:00 -
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Edited by: Sainna on 05/01/2007 21:22:03 Funny and original. Awesome post!
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sharkyballs
Amarr Dkiller Delta Force Corp.
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Posted - 2007.01.05 21:32:00 -
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this needs to be stickied and ccp needs to pay this guy to give us the future updates and error messages....great post
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Amantus
Gallente Murientor Tribe Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.01.05 21:51:00 -
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Hehe that was awesome. Cheers for the laugh!
And also: Errorified! ----------- It's great being Gallente aint it? No, seriously I think it's pretty good. |
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Na'Kunni
Amarr Warped Mining
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Posted - 2007.01.05 23:45:00 -
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ROFL
classic m8, pure class
Originally by: Xenofur Everyone wants to kick you in the nuts until your voice is stuck at the pitch of a japanese schoolgirl for the rest of your life.
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Larg Kellein
Caldari GTE Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.06 00:25:00 -
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Bravo. Very well written. Your lousy day greatly amuses me.
You, good sir, have just been sigged.
Originally by: Roy Batty68 My software has wronged me!!! And it's immediately "sorry". Well, ok then. I suppose I'm not so upset at my software if it appologizes.
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EzTarget
Minmatar Critical Mass Enterprises Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.06 00:27:00 -
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Originally by: Gone'Postal 35 Mins are you nuts,
There's a sticky at the top of this forum that gives 2 days notice.
Quote: Posted - 2007.01.02 17:27:00 On Thursday, 4 January, Tranquility will undergo an extended 24 hour downtime for external network infrastructure changes and database server software updates. We do not expect the changes and upgrade to exceed 12 hours and hope to allow connections to Tranquility sooner; however we cannot guarantee network stability or connectivity until after the end of the scheduled downtime.
So he posted on the 02/01 regarding the 04/01.
Some people (like myself) do not view the forums every day, it's more like once a month when I look at the forums, unless I'm looking for some specific information...
Oh and #1 error (I must find the screen shot again) is from microsoft:
Error: France
I think you :D One of the devs for the new Future Falcon Suite of Eve Tools, visit us here
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Enders Vaal
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.01.06 00:52:00 -
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reminds me of
'Mind the Gap' ---
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "...but you have heard of me."
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Auri Hella
The Graduates Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.01.06 02:52:00 -
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Thank you for providing some much needed humor. Lord knows I could use it
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Sebastien LaForge
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Posted - 2007.01.06 03:41:00 -
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Personally I prefer the error messege I get when the IGB fails to load a page.
"Something went wrong"
roffle
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nickky01
The Priory Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.06 03:51:00 -
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nothing but comedy gold here, a nice change =D
5 stars -------------------------------------------
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Oh and IAC's official response to ISS's offer is lollerskates.
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Sorja
E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.01.06 04:03:00 -
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Frankly, this deserves to be stickied until 2008
Best post ever ____________________ A gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipe, but who does not. |
Templer Relleg
Dark Knights of Deneb Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.01.06 11:13:00 -
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I can now show the chocking pictures, of what happend:
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Fenderson
The Priory Shroud Of Darkness
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Posted - 2007.01.17 22:44:00 -
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i will DEFINITELY be using that in my next spftware release. Thanks, and you rock.
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Tkdzzix
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.01.17 22:49:00 -
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I give you less than 10 minutes before your image gets nerfed! Put that puppy in a link, pictures are a forum no-no..
That begs the question "Why is the BBCode left enabled?" Who knows, but thats the rules.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2007.01.17 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Fenderson i will DEFINITELY be using that in my next spftware release. Thanks, and you rock.
Ran into another prize winner today messing around with ASP.Net... "Value 6 out of Range: Must be between 1 and 9999"
Now I realize Microsoft likes to come up with their own "standards" to make even things like html their own little kind-of-proprietary bundle of fun, but damn... math?
Nothing is sacred to Bill.
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Malcanis
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Posted - 2007.01.17 23:56:00 -
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On a side note have you read "Something Happened" by Joseph Heller?
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Zurtur
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.01.26 16:10:00 -
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This thread is a great example why you shouldnt read EvE forums in the school. I laughted out loud, and whole class looked at me like WTF? My teacher wasnt exactly happy either.....
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Petwraith
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.01.26 16:52:00 -
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I seriously just laughed so hard i was crying, classic story of my day!!
If it ain't orange, it ain't offical! If it aint red it ain't important. - Hutch |
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SebbyTheFreak
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.01.27 00:52:00 -
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You never used an ADOBE products, didin't you?
The error message in After effect is " We are sorry, the program is about to crash, we offer you the possibility to save your work, we suggest creating a new file as the resulting save might be corrupt" And yes, you CAN save your work before the software crashes... and yes... it is sometime corrupt...
Second best error I ever seen was in 3DSMAX : "ERROR, MISSING MAGICAL NUMBER" - OK
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Grez
Minmatar The Raven Warriors
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Posted - 2007.01.27 00:56:00 -
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Originally by: SebbyTheFreak You never used an ADOBE products, didin't you?
The error message in After effect is " We are sorry, the program is about to crash, we offer you the possibility to save your work, we suggest creating a new file as the resulting save might be corrupt" And yes, you CAN save your work before the software crashes... and yes... it is sometime corrupt...
Second best error I ever seen was in 3DSMAX : "ERROR, MISSING MAGICAL NUMBER" - OK
Hidden deep inside HL2, I discovered an error that read...
"Give me cake, and I shall work." ---
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Strel Samodelkin
Caldari Nationalist Party
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Posted - 2007.01.27 00:57:00 -
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I manage a small IT corporation and we hardly have any phone calls at all. We essentially do "preventive maintenance" and design our network infrastructure in such a way as to avoid this type of stuff. It sometimes makes me feel useless, just sitting here, with nothing to do but read the forums. But, on the other hand, it is a good sign that everything is running nice and smooth.
I feel for ya though.
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The Milenko
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Posted - 2007.01.27 01:25:00 -
[119]
Nice post!
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MellaRinn
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.27 01:51:00 -
[120]
brilliant, had a chuckle loudly :D
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