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ima cute pirate
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2016.08.07 19:39:45 -
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so ive noticed how overpowered and how easy it is. and i have come to realize that there is no risk to it, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
therefore, i want to get in on it. how do i solo suicide gank a hauler? |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
12776
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Posted - 2016.08.07 20:24:10 -
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Fit a catalyst with railguns, go to Jita 4-4, target the station and shoot
Voila
You've now (attempted to) suicide gank the richest hauler in all of New Eden
Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .
Bumble's Space Log
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1825
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Posted - 2016.08.07 20:32:37 -
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Or just fit a Catalyst with neutron blasters, find an AFK Venture, and let forth the booms.
Work your way up from there.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony The Wraithguard.
576
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Posted - 2016.08.07 20:44:24 -
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It's too easy! Somebody please teach me how to do it! .....then how did you know it was easy LOL?
This thread's gonna be much fun I can tell |
NotTheSmartestCookie
New Order Logistics CODE.
150
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Posted - 2016.08.07 20:49:12 -
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And don't forget it is easy to make billions of ISK per hour while suicide ganking!
Catalysts do not hold up well under gate guns, so fit a cruiser with lots of DPS and a semblance of tank (Moa, Vexor).
You will need an alt to scoop the loot, so the alt may as well be used to cargo and ship scan autopiloting ships. If your scout detects a ship with good loot and bad tank warp in the ganker and join the elite club of "High Sec Content Providers"(tm)
Making New Eden a better place 8 rounds of Void at a time.
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1825
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Posted - 2016.08.07 20:50:01 -
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Brokk Witgenstein wrote:It's too easy! Somebody please teach me how to do it! .....then how did you know it was easy LOL?
This thread's gonna be much fun I can tell
First, get a Velator......
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony The Wraithguard.
576
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Posted - 2016.08.07 20:51:43 -
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More thinking along the lines of a smartbombing Rokh on the Hek undock. It'll be glorious! |
Omar Alharazaad
Nefarious Porpoise
3024
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Posted - 2016.08.07 23:33:43 -
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Personally I recommend a RLM Orthrus, ideally faction fit for ganking. Just sit on the Jita undock and blap the first T1 hauler you see, you'll almost always recoup your losses that way. Quick easy ISK.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
454
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Posted - 2016.08.08 00:18:05 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:Personally I recommend a RLM Orthrus, ideally faction fit for ganking. Just sit on the Jita undock and blap the first T1 hauler you see, you'll almost always recoup your losses that way. Quick easy ISK. If you want to go for t2 haulers you'll probably need an officer fit.
But if you want to save some money I'm willing to give up part of my sec status to help you if you provide me a proper faction-fit ganking orthrus - and you can even keep most of the loot to cover the expenses.
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Shallanna Yassavi
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
309
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Posted - 2016.08.08 02:08:28 -
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Hypnotize the indy pilot with a prayer to Bob in local, and once you have him in a suggestible state, have him eject from the indy.
I know, it's boring without fireworks.
A signature :o
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Nitshe Razvedka
1062
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Posted - 2016.08.08 02:47:04 -
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ima cute pirate wrote:so ive noticed how overpowered and how easy it is. and i have come to realize that there is no risk to it, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
therefore, i want to get in on it. how do i solo suicide gank a hauler?
Good old Nitshe will look after you, PM me when you next go out.
I'll show you the ropes me hearty, an apprentice ganker should always be shown the 'golden rivet'.
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Rabble Alliance
2973
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Posted - 2016.08.08 03:15:00 -
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Brokk Witgenstein wrote:More thinking along the lines of a smartbombing Rokh on the Hek undock. It'll be glorious! Nah but it you happen to know when an eve uni frigate roam is about to leave their home area ;)
PS the hek undock is massive so you cant actually activate your smartbombs for quite some distance off it
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Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1306
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Posted - 2016.08.08 03:54:25 -
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NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:And don't forget it is easy to make billions of ISK per hour while suicide ganking!
Catalysts do not hold up well under gate guns, so fit a cruiser with lots of DPS and a semblance of tank (Moa, Vexor).
You will need an alt to scoop the loot, so the alt may as well be used to cargo and ship scan autopiloting ships. If your scout detects a ship with good loot and bad tank warp in the ganker and join the elite club of "High Sec Content Providers"(tm)
Gäó
Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
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Rulke Reynolds
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.20 17:41:03 -
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God you guys are some sanctimonious F***** I for one will gladly tell you how to farm scumbag botting miners for kills
Fit a catalyst with t2 neutron blasters, load void.
Max damage output with mag stabs and hybrid turret rigs (cheap)
Fit 2 cheap scrams
go to a 0.5 system and find some afk-botting miners (assume they are ALL botting coz they are)
use your D-scan to look for retrievers, covetors and hulks, they like ice fields in particular.
when u find them, make sure they havent got any hardeners on by looking at their ship hull and making sure it isnt flashing
Approach and without bumping him, park ur catalyst right on top of him and stop your ship. Dont **** around too long tho, if they see you on dscan or on grid they WILL know whats up... the thing is for this to work they have to be either botting or AFK. Which is why anyone who complains about it is a F*** head.
Overheat your guns, open fire and put ur two scrams on him. If all goes well, you will have popped him before u get concorded (and you WILL get concorded either way)
The point is you lose a crappy 10m (forgot exact cost) catalyst but u get a 30m covetor kill or if ur really lucky... a 200m hulk kill
Its cheap to do and easy to learn GO FORTH AND GRIEF THE BOTTERS! |
Nitshe Razvedka
1278
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Posted - 2016.08.20 17:53:26 -
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Rulke Reynolds wrote:God you guys are some sanctimonious F***** I for one will gladly tell you how to farm scumbag botting miners for kills
Fit a catalyst with t2 neutron blasters, load void.
Max damage output with mag stabs and hybrid turret rigs (cheap)
Fit 2 cheap scrams
go to a 0.5 system and find some afk-botting miners (assume they are ALL botting coz they are)
use your D-scan to look for retrievers, covetors and hulks, they like ice fields in particular.
when u find them, make sure they havent got any hardeners on by looking at their ship hull and making sure it isnt flashing
Approach and without bumping him, park ur catalyst right on top of him and stop your ship. Dont **** around too long tho, if they see you on dscan or on grid they WILL know whats up... the thing is for this to work they have to be either botting or AFK. Which is why anyone who complains about it is a F*** head.
Overheat your guns, open fire and put ur two scrams on him. If all goes well, you will have popped him before u get concorded (and you WILL get concorded either way)
The point is you lose a crappy 10m (forgot exact cost) catalyst but u get a 30m covetor kill or if ur really lucky... a 200m hulk kill
Its cheap to do and easy to learn GO FORTH AND GRIEF THE BOTTERS!
My 4yr old Daughter loves your Minecraft Blog. Same demographic for your Eve advise?
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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Victus Henley
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.08.22 01:25:45 -
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suicide ganking is not risk free, it's calculated risk actually |
Le Plebo
The Conference Elite CODE.
5
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Posted - 2016.08.23 01:47:14 -
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ima cute pirate wrote:so ive noticed how overpowered and how easy it is. and i have come to realize that there is no risk to it, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
therefore, i want to get in on it. how do i solo suicide gank a hauler?
Says how easy it is but needs to ask how to do it #carebearlogic
Let us know once you have found a target, destroyed, scooped loot, pulled concord and got to station. In a packed 0.5
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Galaxy Mule
New Order Logistics CODE.
7
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Posted - 2016.08.24 13:50:45 -
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From what I've been able to gather from the anti-gankers, you just fit a t1 cat for 2 mil, target literally any mining ship (doesn't matter where) and press f1. Boom: 1 billion ISK profit. |
Brokk Witgenstein
Extreme Agony The Wraithguard.
657
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Posted - 2016.08.24 14:20:01 -
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Well, actually ... I think you can try for T1 frigs, shuttles and such to get over the thought of losing your ship. Probably works better with 2-3 buddies when going for that first Mack.
(meaning: have a spare, maybe even two- better to overblap it than to see it survive in 20% structure right?) |
Dirty Forum Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
632
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Posted - 2016.08.24 14:25:22 -
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Galaxy Mule wrote:From what I've been able to gather from the anti-gankers, you just fit a t1 cat for 2 mil, target literally any mining ship (doesn't matter where) and press f1. Boom: 1 billion ISK profit. From what I've been able to gather from CODE. - there aren't any actual miners in the game anyway - they are all bots. And without even touching their computers ever their bots actually afk-mine, sell the ore, buy PLEX, and plex their accounts.
Purely by coincidence most of them return to their computers the instant *after* they are ganked - and spew utterly random insults towards their attackers - incoherent gibberish... Almost as if it was randomly generated...
Have you considered that they are probably just NPCs introduced into the game by CCP to distract you and give you something to fight against?
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings (Sussex)
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Omar Alharazaad
Nefarious Porpoise
3074
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Posted - 2016.08.24 15:02:35 -
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Rulke Reynolds wrote:God you guys are some sanctimonious F***** I for one will gladly tell you how to farm scumbag botting miners for kills
Fit a catalyst with t2 neutron blasters, load void.
Max damage output with mag stabs and hybrid turret rigs (cheap)
Fit 2 cheap scrams
go to a 0.5 system and find some afk-botting miners (assume they are ALL botting coz they are)
use your D-scan to look for retrievers, covetors and hulks, they like ice fields in particular.
when u find them, make sure they havent got any hardeners on by looking at their ship hull and making sure it isnt flashing
Approach and without bumping him, park ur catalyst right on top of him and stop your ship. Dont **** around too long tho, if they see you on dscan or on grid they WILL know whats up... the thing is for this to work they have to be either botting or AFK. Which is why anyone who complains about it is a F*** head.
Overheat your guns, open fire and put ur two scrams on him. If all goes well, you will have popped him before u get concorded (and you WILL get concorded either way)
The point is you lose a crappy 10m (forgot exact cost) catalyst but u get a 30m covetor kill or if ur really lucky... a 200m hulk kill
Its cheap to do and easy to learn GO FORTH AND GRIEF THE BOTTERS!
Ten yard penalty for inappropriate use of 'Grief'. Also, one player must remain in penalty box for 15 minutes due to your deliberate attempt to ruin our fun.
So it is written. So it shall be done.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Galaxy Mule
New Order Logistics CODE.
15
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Posted - 2016.08.25 18:13:32 -
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Dirty Forum Alt wrote:Galaxy Mule wrote:From what I've been able to gather from the anti-gankers, you just fit a t1 cat for 2 mil, target literally any mining ship (doesn't matter where) and press f1. Boom: 1 billion ISK profit. From what I've been able to gather from CODE. - there aren't any actual miners in the game anyway - they are all bots. And without even touching their computers ever their bots actually afk-mine, sell the ore, buy PLEX, and plex their accounts. Purely by coincidence most of them return to their computers the instant *after* they are ganked - and spew utterly random insults towards their attackers - incoherent gibberish... Almost as if it was randomly generated... Have you considered that they are probably just NPCs introduced into the game by CCP to distract you and give you something to fight against?
Now that we've identified the problem, we can start working on solutions. |
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
The Random Tangent
40
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Posted - 2016.08.26 08:05:25 -
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meh suicide ganking is easy. ayone who says its not overpowered and shouldnt be changed is just enjoying the easy killmails and overpowered aspect of tear collection.
fact is, and they say it often as well so thats how you know its overpowered, you cant do anything about it. nada. zilch.
if youre in a freighter, youre dead. they can bump you, come with 10 catalysts, suicide gank and fail, wait out the 15 minute timer, come back, hit you again and again and again.
there is absolutely zero you can do about it.
i could care less. im not a freighter pilot. but that doesnt mean i dont have eyes. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Rabble Alliance
3041
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Posted - 2016.08.26 08:26:50 -
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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a wrote:meh suicide ganking is easy. ayone who says its not overpowered and shouldnt be changed is just enjoying the easy killmails and overpowered aspect of tear collection.
fact is, and they say it often as well so thats how you know its overpowered, you cant do anything about it. nada. zilch.
if youre in a freighter, youre dead. they can bump you, come with 10 catalysts, suicide gank and fail, wait out the 15 minute timer, come back, hit you again and again and again.
there is absolutely zero you can do about it.
i could care less. im not a freighter pilot. but that doesnt mean i dont have eyes. Yeah that isn't a thing anymore...
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Galaxy Mule
New Order Logistics CODE.
15
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Posted - 2016.08.26 19:09:34 -
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lmao, all this thread needs is someone who can express their loathing for sucide ganking without also expressing their complete ignorance of it. |
NotTheSmartestCookie
New Order Logistics CODE.
185
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Posted - 2016.08.26 19:58:48 -
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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a wrote:meh suicide ganking is easy. ayone who says its not overpowered and shouldnt be changed is just enjoying the easy killmails and overpowered aspect of tear collection.
fact is, and they say it often as well so thats how you know its overpowered, you cant do anything about it. nada. zilch.
if youre in a freighter, youre dead. they can bump you, come with 10 catalysts, suicide gank and fail, wait out the 15 minute timer, come back, hit you again and again and again.
there is absolutely zero you can do about it.
i could care less. im not a freighter pilot. but that doesnt mean i dont have eyes.
That is after the nerf. Before the nerf we would get an eve mail every time a freighter undocked informing us of the cargo value and the destination that was set. We could kill them with 4 T1-fitted catalysts. And if the drop was less than 1B we always could petition CCP for ship reimbursement. True story.
Making New Eden a better place 8 rounds of Void at a time.
Funny, smartest, pretty and relevant. Pick 3.
Proud shareholder in Halaima MinerBumping
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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
The Random Tangent
40
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Posted - 2016.08.27 05:00:34 -
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NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:Humuhumunukunukuapua'a wrote:meh suicide ganking is easy. ayone who says its not overpowered and shouldnt be changed is just enjoying the easy killmails and overpowered aspect of tear collection.
fact is, and they say it often as well so thats how you know its overpowered, you cant do anything about it. nada. zilch.
if youre in a freighter, youre dead. they can bump you, come with 10 catalysts, suicide gank and fail, wait out the 15 minute timer, come back, hit you again and again and again.
there is absolutely zero you can do about it.
i could care less. im not a freighter pilot. but that doesnt mean i dont have eyes. That is after the nerf. Before the nerf we would get an eve mail every time a freighter undocked informing us of the cargo value and the destination that was set. We could kill them with 4 T1-fitted catalysts. And if the drop was less than 1B we always could petition CCP for ship reimbursement. True story.
if it wasnt risk free and relatively easy, all you alts wouldnt be doing it. ive done it too, not since recent patches ill be honest.
its something nullbears can do when theres no one to blob in nullsec. make blue donut, get bored, do some risk free peeveepee. leet
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Solecist Project
32597
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Posted - 2016.08.27 23:49:18 -
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Well ..... he's not completely wrong..............
Ahem.
I like glasses.
That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
8 Golden Rules of EVE
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Galaxy Mule
New Order Logistics CODE.
16
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Posted - 2016.08.28 19:17:55 -
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Lmao "nullbear", "blob", "blue donut", this guy is like a charicature of a Highsec carebear. |
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
The Random Tangent
41
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Posted - 2016.09.04 06:05:37 -
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Galaxy Mule wrote:Lmao "nullbear", "blob", "blue donut", this guy is like a charicature of a Highsec carebear.
except im not. i hate highsec. carebears are highsec. nullbears are people in null who think they are better than highsec carebears simply because they are f1 monkeys in null. the blue donut is all you tards afraid to risk damaging your killboard so you friend up everyone. and yes...everyone know all nullbears blob. thats a fact. |
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