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Saint Lazarus
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Posted - 2007.03.24 05:53:00 -
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LMAO
One of the best threads I've ever read
Liz you are either a genius and this is all fake or you are simply the most clueless EvE player I have EVER seen. I'd offer advice but plenty was already given and you couldnt grasp it so meh I'll laugh instead
YYARRRRRRR!!!
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Copine Callmeknau
The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.24 06:21:00 -
[362]
377'th!
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Originally by: Uncle Chop Chop Harden the **** up
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.24 06:33:00 -
[363]
Fake post or not, I say we hurt him!
Mods shrank my YARRR button
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s1n1ster m1n1ster
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Posted - 2007.03.24 07:16:00 -
[364]
All PVE must die.
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Kaker
Just-fun Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.24 07:30:00 -
[365]
I would like to say to liz.....at least you sorta tried gj m8
LOL
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Dkiler
Gallente Dkiller Delta Force Corp.
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Posted - 2007.03.24 07:45:00 -
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All i can say is that "Liz Kali" must be (so far) the favorite for the MFT* Award 2007
*Most Funniest Topic
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Sean Dillon
Caldari Privateers
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Posted - 2007.03.24 07:54:00 -
[367]
Lol, just lol. I hope your not like this in real life.
Btw see you on the battlefield, lets see if your as good in talking as in fighting.
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Zaethiel
Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.24 08:45:00 -
[368]
Note to self:
Kill more rich plex runners. Nice loot + free bounty money. _________________________________________
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.03.24 09:51:00 -
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Originally by: Rook Blackferne Dear Dean of Admissions,
I'm interested in the Liz Kali School of Intimidation. I have spent far too long being hassled by bullies and pirates as I innocently investigate deadspace zones as part of by new player missions. I feel they don't fear nor respect me. If you could please admit me to your school, I am sure I can turn that around and rule 3k ISK outlaws with an iron fist.
Sincerely, Rook Blackferne
Like old times.
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.03.24 09:55:00 -
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Originally by: Conuion Meow
P.S.
Posting in an epic thread
OK, this thread is now made of pure, uncut Bolivian win. I mean, when the mods are making comments like that...
Liz, you're either completely not understanding the mechanics of this game, or this is a first-rate troll. I don't care which any more, because regardless, this thread keeps on delivering.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.03.24 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Conuion Meow Thread cleaned of some of the more blatant personal attacks. Keep it fun and somewhat civil and this thread stays open.
P.S.
Posting in an epic thread
I was already laughing myself in to crying. You, my good GM, made me laugh harder than i ever have in my life with that comment.
To the OP:
- Putting bounties on people doesn't make their Eve life hell, regardless of what you may think, their badges of pride and\or free isk.
- You are not intimidating, do not try to be because it makes you look like a moron (which you so clearly are regardless of this)
- Hiring mercs to fight privateers... that's just.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- You arn't getting jack **** back, get used to the idea.
- A pirate needs NO reason to kill you regardless of what your doing, what NPC's are shooting you, anything. Once you click the low sec warning message and jump in, EXPECT to die. That's why it's called "LOW SECURITY". Let me say it again, so it's crystal clear: LOW SECURITY. To seperate it, just incase: LOW. SECURITY. THAT MEANS SECURITY IS VERY VERY LOW. YOU ARE NOT SAFE. NOT. SAFE. LOW. SECURITY.
- You hired a pirate, to kill a friend of his, also pirate... you DO realize your gonna get scammed and their going to split the ISK, right? If you don't... HAHAHAHA!!
- Don't assume that moving home makes you safe. Not only are privateers everywhere, but locater agents can find you anywhere
- YOU GONNA DIE!! (couldent resist)
I'm done flaming the poor n00b now... this thread is so full of pure, complete, 110% UBER PWNAGE win
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Princess Trinity
Astro Tech N Trade
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Posted - 2007.03.24 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: Princess Trinity on 24/03/2007 11:08:30 Well Liz and a few of us noobs had a carebear summit early last night
we have decided to leave eve and go here
Toon Town Online
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Alumion
Asteroid Preserve Patrol
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Posted - 2007.03.24 11:14:00 -
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Can I have your stuff? ---
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Pilok Shitfly
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.24 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali Hello .
Small story , me and my friend was doing complex in a 0.3 system . I was in Raven , and my corp m8 was in a Ferox. Everything was fine till one guy name Inturist warped in and engaged us for NO REASON . That's just lame tactics , killing PVE's people . We don't attack anyone and expecting the same.
U have 24 Hours to bring me back fully fitted Raven which you destroyed and a Ferox - which also was destroyed.
You had no rights to engage us in the complex , we were peacefully killing NPC's , we not said a bad word to you , so we waiting for an apologize and destroyed Ships with fitting.
Tommorow at the same time , if both ships (+fittings ) will not be refunded , i will add 300 mil bounty on your head , so You have to decided - Give back ships or be hunted and killed .
Plus , i will also send petition. There is NO chance that Eagle can tank (and kill ) Cruises fitted raven with T2 tank and a Ferox.
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ...
Liz
Some people are sooo funny
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Bailian Moxtain
Toys R Us
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Posted - 2007.03.24 12:00:00 -
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Edited by: Bailian Moxtain on 24/03/2007 11:56:28
Originally by: Princess Trinity Edited by: Princess Trinity on 24/03/2007 11:08:30 Well Liz and a few of us noobs had a carebear summit early last night
we have decided to leave eve and go here
Toon Town Online
Come on pleeaase place 500mil on my head!
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Azulee Ordo
Unknown.
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Posted - 2007.03.24 12:24:00 -
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Love this game, love this forum.
Cheers for that laugh, boyz.
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hUssmann
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 12:42:00 -
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I really didn't want to post, but the pull was too strong.
This thread for sticky win. ______________________________________
Phoenix Lonestar > Server lag was non-existant pre Dragon.
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Zaethiel Note to self:
Kill more rich plex runners. Nice loot + free bounty money.
You sure about that ? Killing orhet people fun ?
Yea , "nice" ...
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 12:56:00 -
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To kublai :
So , how you will manage to kill him , if you are not even online ?
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Mayojin
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:04:00 -
[380]
sticky please
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NightmareX
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: Zaethiel Note to self:
Kill more rich plex runners. Nice loot + free bounty money.
You sure about that ? Killing orhet people fun ?
Yea , "nice" ...
LOL, ofc it's fun to kill others, it's what pirates lives of, to kill others.
Dude, this is not WoW, it's EVE.
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: NightmareX
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: Zaethiel Note to self:
Kill more rich plex runners. Nice loot + free bounty money.
You sure about that ? Killing orhet people fun ?
Yea , "nice" ...
LOL, ofc it's fun to kill others, it's what pirates lives of, to kill others.
Dude, this is not WoW, it's EVE.
You right , it's eve not WoW , and yes , i rxpected different things here.
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:13:00 -
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You know guys , all this made me laugh aswell.
After 5-6 pages i was thinking to trash Liz and just create new one.
But now i see big fun .
I will start replying to some posts made here about killing me.
+ I will send 1 isk to everyone who will get my pod.
Let's the fun begin.
And , no , i have not forgot about him , and still waiting for kublai. If kublai will not even reply here , i am hiring another people.
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Timie
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:16:00 -
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OMG how can one person be so blind!!! Liz - take a look at the kind of replies your getting here, think about the type of people your playing Eve with. People enjoy getting reactions and killing you ingame looks to be alot of entertainment. Keep this up for much longer and some sikofant will happily dedicate a website to your known locations, complete with a killboard of your loses.. hmmmmm
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: Timie OMG how can one person be so blind!!! Liz - take a look at the kind of replies your getting here, think about the type of people your playing Eve with. People enjoy getting reactions and killing you ingame looks to be alot of entertainment. Keep this up for much longer and some sikofant will happily dedicate a website to your known locations, complete with a killboard of your loses.. hmmmmm
I don't think so
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kublai
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:22:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali You know guys , all this made me laugh aswell.
After 5-6 pages i was thinking to trash Liz and just create new one.
But now i see big fun .
I will start replying to some posts made here about killing me.
+ I will send 1 isk to everyone who will get my pod.
Let's the fun begin.
And , no , i have not forgot about him , and still waiting for kublai. If kublai will not even reply here , i am hiring another people.
The clock is now ticking 14:14 on saturday.
While i'll be happy to get you his stiff, i'll do it in my own time, do you think you flick a magic button and corpses show up in your hangar?
I mean if I was scamming you i'd have it for you five mins after accepting the contract, Sure, I could log in and sit outside some station for 8 hours, but i'd rather go to the store, cook some dinner etc and do this job at the best possible time.
While i'll be happy to kill him for 500mill, it does not make me your slave, so pipe down, and wait patiently for the mail.
Now if you want this job "done" within the next two hours, i'm sure there are plenty of people/scammers who'd love to take your 500m and spam you some lies.
Quality costs, and if you knew how to kill him, you'd do it yourself, so let me do my job and and try not to **** me off in the meanwhile.
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Maleficus OK Liz, what made you think that moving to Jita was at all a good idea? I believe Jita is one of the worst systems to try to hide in. I'd try something a little more obscure. Then again, you've already given a strong indication you have a penchant for not thinking. Good luck, I think you just lost at EVE today.
You wrong :
I went to Jita to buy some BPO's I went there in a shuttle i undocked in my little and brand new Caldari shuttle with BPO in my hold Many people undocking , hard to fly away even with shuttle. Saw some Privateers sitting near undock point like a ducks I started orbiting station and ....
No one , for 20 min never locked me or something.
So , i should be very scared , it is very dangerous in JITA flying in Shuttle after people said - Liz you are doomed , we all will come and kill you.
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Marquis Dean
The Last Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: Thomas Maleficus OK Liz, what made you think that moving to Jita was at all a good idea? I believe Jita is one of the worst systems to try to hide in. I'd try something a little more obscure. Then again, you've already given a strong indication you have a penchant for not thinking. Good luck, I think you just lost at EVE today.
You wrong :
I went to Jita to buy some BPO's I went there in a shuttle i undocked in my little and brand new Caldari shuttle with BPO in my hold Many people undocking , hard to fly away even with shuttle. Saw some Privateers sitting near undock point like a ducks I started orbiting station and ....
No one , for 20 min never locked me or something.
So , i should be very scared , it is very dangerous in JITA flying in Shuttle after people said - Liz you are doomed , we all will come and kill you.
Cause the wardec hasn't gone through yet you utter dumbass.
Jesus Christ... ---
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Liz Kali
Caldari Star Calibur Marine Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Marquis Dean
Originally by: Liz Kali
Originally by: Thomas Maleficus OK Liz, what made you think that moving to Jita was at all a good idea? I believe Jita is one of the worst systems to try to hide in. I'd try something a little more obscure. Then again, you've already given a strong indication you have a penchant for not thinking. Good luck, I think you just lost at EVE today.
You wrong :
I went to Jita to buy some BPO's I went there in a shuttle i undocked in my little and brand new Caldari shuttle with BPO in my hold Many people undocking , hard to fly away even with shuttle. Saw some Privateers sitting near undock point like a ducks I started orbiting station and ....
No one , for 20 min never locked me or something.
So , i should be very scared , it is very dangerous in JITA flying in Shuttle after people said - Liz you are doomed , we all will come and kill you.
Cause the wardec hasn't gone through yet you utter dumbass.
Jesus Christ...
No , you wrong again , some people said - they will loose **** to a Concord but will kill me.
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Kala Veijo
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.24 13:46:00 -
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I think i managed to damage my stomach by laughing too hard while reading.
Warp Wind, CSM Chapter blog. |
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