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Grimpak Gallente Trinity Nova KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.08.26 15:17:00 - [181] Originally by: MassonA Originally by: Grimpak Edited by: Grimpak on 26/08/2007 12:27:45 this thread has: 50% lols 50% legend 50% ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PER CENT EPIC MOTHER****** this? that. stores img for future reference --- truth about EVE: Quote: "Guns are fine, boost players" Quote: "Players are fine, boost guns"
Wesley Baird Murder-Death-Kill	Posted - 2007.08.26 16:35:00 - [182] I hope this thread never ends!!!!
mamolian M. Corp M. PIRE	Posted - 2007.08.26 16:53:00 - [183] Originally by: aUTOKILL Stuff Oh gosh.. this thread almost made me cry laughing. Thanks Tri/Exuro. -------------------------------
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 18:44:00 - [184] Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 18:51:40 Keep helping yourselves sleep at night. =) I sleep well, knowing I wasn't a coward. `` Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. `` WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Julius Caesar
Kostantin Mort Amarr Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:01:00 - [185] Originally by: Scius `` Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. `` WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Julius Caesar Your quote falls short. You tasted death twice ------ Dei Gloria "God is my shield and protector!"
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:13:00 - [186] Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 19:13:40 It isn't my quote, it's Shakespeare's. Those who are too ignorant to understand, shall not be taught. - Also a quote of his. =) He was a very intelligent man, as were the Roman generals he quoted, you should read it sometime.
Persephonie Sa'var	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:16:00 - [187] Originally by: Viper **zIe Originally by: Krystian This dude has Leeroy Jenkins beat. Except not as amussing. If only I could have been there to fraps his honor =/ roflmao hahhahah pwnd
Kostantin Mort Amarr Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:20:00 - [188] Originally by: Scius Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 19:13:40 It isn't my quote, it's Shakespeare's. Those who are too ignorant to understand, shall not be taught. - Also a quote of his. =) He was a very intelligent man, as were the Roman generals he quoted, you should read it sometime. Actually, I find Shakespeare pretentious and obtuse, but that's just me. Guess that all the stupid analysis I had to do on him in school drove me off him. And thank you for confirming that it was his quote. I wouldn't have realised without your ever so thoughtful ellucidation! Good work there! ------ Dei Gloria "God is my shield and protector!"
6Bagheera9 Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:22:00 - [189] Originally by: Kostantin Mort Originally by: Scius `` Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. `` WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Julius Caesar Your quote falls short. You tasted death twice PAWNED!!! "6Bagheera9 is now on the floor, in the fetal position, laughing so hard that his eyes are tearing up and his laughter reduced to muted gasps for air."
Starfall Hammer Starfall Industries	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:36:00 - [190] Originally by: Scius Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 19:13:40 It isn't my quote, it's Shakespeare's. Those who are too ignorant to understand, shall not be taught. - Also a quote of his. =) He was a very intelligent man, as were the Roman generals he quoted, you should read it sometime. I think it was also Shakespeare that said "verily thou art pwnd yea noob" Hamlet Act IV Scene 6.
NO BRAKES GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.08.26 19:50:00 - [191] Stupidity != Honor
Sextus Licinius Caldari Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:11:00 - [192] Originally by: Scius Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 19:13:40 It isn't my quote, it's Shakespeare's. Those who are too ignorant to understand, shall not be taught. - Also a quote of his. =) He was a very intelligent man, as were the Roman generals he quoted, you should read it sometime. Do you dare make this incident a Shakespeare drama? What you experienced was not battle, you were slaughtered like a sacrificial goat in a computer game where you never actually die (misinterpret Shakespeare ftl) No one said you are a coward btw, they said you're mentally challenged, but you insist you're not mental, but brave. This is just a simple case of dilusional compulsive behaviour that made you lose control and attack a supercapital fleet with an expander dreadnought. This is a very normal compulsion among carebears, when you blow up their miners, they come in a t1 bs and die again of course. Now i just checked the script and it sais this is the moment you shutup "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:24:00 - [193] Keep trying. Don't you have a war to fight? =)
Kostantin Mort Amarr Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:25:00 - [194] Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 20:25:25 Originally by: Scius Keep trying. Don't you have a war to fight? =) Nope, this is my holiday. I post on forums instead of playing EVE because I have no access to the latter. Keeps me entertained at least ------ Dei Gloria "God is my shield and protector!"
Sammell Amarr The Nova Foundation	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:26:00 - [195] Originally by: Scius Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 18:51:40 Keep helping yourselves sleep at night. =) I sleep well, knowing I wasn't a coward. `` Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. `` WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Julius Caesar You're right you were 'Brave' you went in guns a blazin and such. Lets look at bravery throughout history and compare such events to the actions you have taken. Lets start with the Alamo it's a good story and I know a bit about it but feel free to fill in the gaps if you know more, Wikipedia is my secondary source of info and general knowledge is my fact-checker. Now people in this thread have used the battle of Thermopylae so lets take a look. With the invading Persians threatening the soverignty of the Greek cities they formed an alliance and decided to meet the invaders at Thermopylae with a combined force of 10,000 hoplites guarding the pass. After fighting back multiple assaults the Persian force planned to attack from a pass that would bring them behind the Greek forces. The forces assigned to defend the pass retreated allowing the Persian forces to pass by. Hearing the news the Greek forces decided to abandon the pass and fall back to the Ithmus and make another stand there. But if the pass was left open then Persian forces could reach Athens before the city could be evacuated. Thus 300 Spartans and 700 Thespians and 900 Laconian Helots(slaves) stayed behind to hold the pass long enough and allow for other Greeks to live as free men, knowing full well that they were going to die in the next attack. When they were assaulted by the might of the Persian army they fought to the last man and took many Persians with them. This brave and violent act saved the citizens of Athens and the Freedom of the Greek states. Now lets compare their actions to yours.... You went into a system widely known to be camped with an expensive ship, which you lost to their superior firepower. But by your own claim you managed to save your pod and dock at a station in system. Now at this point there are several facts to consider. 1: The forces arrayed against you are very powerful and even experienced alliances have to work at killing forces of these kind. 2: You are out of immediate danger and there is no danger to your alliance or corp mates. 3: There is no fleet assembled to attack these forces. 4: You do not have any ships fitted and ready nor in your hanger that could dispatch these forces in any manner. Now from your testimony I've drawn these conclusions, please correct me if I'm wrong... 1: You feel that you've been dishonored being killed by superior forces in such a manner. 2: You firmly believe that every pilot in your alliance can and will jump from home to defend your honor. 3: You think that the alliance is ready and willing to follow leadership and has formed the proper forces and is ready to fight to defend your honor. So you undock and charge back guns a blazing into a superior force, thinking that people will back you up. Despite the fact they have never said such a thing and, at the time of the incident have no capacity to help you in your plight of honor. You died fighting a battle in which you had no chance of winning to attempt to gain the honor lost when you were killed before. Conclusion: Your bravery was for your own selfish peace of mind and served no purpose for your alliance or for your intrests in the game outside of your mind. Yet you expected them to feel hurt that their new member had his feelings hurt and rush to throw themselves at the chopping block. My question to you is: For what purpose do you serve your honor? Nothing was accomplished by your act of bravery and no purpose was served. It was mindless senseless death, similar to the way a child burns an ant with a magnifing glass on a sidewalk. The ant kept its honor but The End result was certain and served no purpose.
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:31:00 - [196] HAHAHAHA. Someone actually posted an entire essay. I am God. Rofl. ( Following this will be more senseless insults, to which I will laugh, backed by the actions of warriors and men throughout history. Men that earned you the ability to post on forums and live freely. You're making me a martyr. )
Kostantin Mort Amarr Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:33:00 - [197] Originally by: Scius HAHAHAHA. Someone actually posted an entire essay. I am God. Rofl. ( Following this will be more senseless insults, to which I will laugh, backed by the actions of warriors and men throughout history. Men that earned you the ability to post on forums and live freely. You're making me a martyr. ) I can't understand if you are being serious or taking the ***, really. If it's the former, it's hilarious. If it's the latter, it's still hilarious. Win/win for me ------ Dei Gloria* "God is my shield and protector!"
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:38:00 - [198] <3
Sextus Licinius Caldari Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:51:00 - [199] Originally by: Scius HAHAHAHA. Someone actually posted an entire essay. I am God. Rofl. ( Following this will be more senseless insults, to which I will laugh, backed by the actions of warriors and men throughout history. Men that earned you the ability to post on forums and live freely. You're making me a martyr. ) Are those the same men that earned you the ability to generally fukup, Scius? Dude, do you even know what a martyr is? I guess he didn't get the stfu memo... "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
marakor Gallente Anti Lag Forum Smackers	Posted - 2007.08.26 20:58:00 - [200] Originally by: Scius Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 18:51:40 Keep helping yourselves sleep at night. =) I sleep well, knowing I wasn't a coward. ``Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. `` WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Julius Caesar ``The stupid die on low sec gates many times The sensable taste of easy low sec gank but once. `` MARAKOR, basic eve combat and low sec gank avoidance rules for noob morons.
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:07:00 - [201] " One team, one fight " - The opposite of Exuro Mortis. " This isn't cost effective, guyz. I may lose my shipy! Teeheeeheeee. " - Righteous Fairy
7shining7one7 Quafe Paladins	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:30:00 - [202] Edited by: 7shining7one7 on 26/08/2007 21:31:00 Originally by: Scius Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 19:13:40 It isn't my quote, it's Shakespeare's. Those who are too ignorant to understand, shall not be taught. - Also a quote of his. =) He was a very intelligent man, as were the Roman generals he quoted, you should read it sometime. it's nothing about being intelligent you puppet.. it's military mind control getting people to get willingly slaughtered irl for death and glory. That's why the roman generals used it while they sat back directed the battles. also you might want to read about the origin of the word assasin, which dates back to the muslim world where you will find the first examples of military mind control with the hashishim cult, which were the originaters of the word and term asassin. Linkage eve is very different cause when you die you don't really die, so u can do stuff like that.. HOWEVER.. stupidity isn't an excuse to getting yourself blown up twice and loosing 10b worth of assets for no reason at all.. the whole coward thing is beating on old pseudo delusional drums of mass hysteria that dictators and governments have used for centuries to hype the people towards a particular enemy or faction.. it's what you today would call misguided patriotism. It stands to reason that a veteran warrior becomes such one because he/she knows when to fight and when to run away and live to fight another day, and doesn't just jump directly into a hopeless battle without any particular reason other than "FOR DEATH AND GLORY"... (do you incidently know the average age of roman centurions back in those days? there weren't many vets that really got down and dirty in the battles, only the cushy generals who directed the battle from far behind the battle lines telling the soldiers GO DIE FOR DEATH AND GLORY while sitting there having a cup of tea.. unless sacrifice is essential there is no need to jump in a hopeless battle. and need for sacrifice for a greater good of your corp or some such thing, was absolutely not the case in your situation.. no your actions were of mere stupidity not about honor or preserving some asset.. so all your arguments about honor and cowardice falls apart along with the rest of your comments. you made a mistake, it was a bad one, now just shut up and learn from it. you just keep digging a deeper and deeper hole for yourself man, wake up..
Melissa Ravenflame Caldari Zulu Squadron	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:38:00 - [203] Honour, ha - you don't know the meaning of the word. You are a numpty and trying to cover it up by spouting drivel. Thanks for making my night.
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:38:00 - [204] Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 21:43:11 LOL It's gone from 5 billion to 10 billion. News Flash: THIS JUST IN!!! Nightmare = 945 MILLION!!!! Full Faction Sansha Fit = 800 - 900 Million!!! Fully Insured Dreadnought with Cargo Expanders = FREE!!!! Also, I have a life outside of the game. My digital assets aren't all I own, nor do I hold them in high-esteem as if they are tangible!! No mistake was made, I have, and will do what I need to do again. Possibly next time, I won't have to worry about not having " One team, one fight. " Or being betrayed by Righteous Fairy. If it was my alliance, no one would be left behind, no one would dishonor the name. I would have defended my alliances name. Not bickered on forums while having crumpets and tea. ( LOL. )
Torquemanda Corteaz Gallente Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:38:00 - [205] Edited by: Torquemanda Corteaz on 26/08/2007 21:39:16 well congratulations to scius through his amazing, truly epic fail in aunenen, his name will be synonymous with acts of the greatest stupidity, acts that only tyraxx could dream of. I wouldn't be surprised to see someone wearing a t-shirt with some kind of amusing slogan containing your name at this years fanfest. (e: for spelling) and It won't be me as I'm not going
NO BRAKES GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:50:00 - [206] Methinks he doth protest too much.
Sammell Amarr The Nova Foundation	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:52:00 - [207] Originally by: Scius HAHAHAHA. Someone actually posted an entire essay. I am God. Rofl. ( Following this will be more senseless insults, to which I will laugh, backed by the actions of warriors and men throughout history. Men that earned you the ability to post on forums and live freely. You're making me a martyr. ) The point of my post was to prove you could not use logical or intelligent thought to defend yourself and your defense was foolish and stupid. Your response has just proved how right I was....
7shining7one7 Quafe Paladins	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:55:00 - [208] Where did the 10b come from you ask scius? well from the OP's description of events. Originally by: The End First: To OMEN Incorporated Corp So, after five minutes of effort, a nightmare and revelation later, we're nearly 5bil isk richer and have a nice segment for our next movie. In total, the guy lost over 10bil in fittings and ships. However, through all of this I have to say that this guys gung-ho attitude and apparent lack of (something) was quite refreshing. The End (no pun intended) also regardless weither it was 5 or 10b isk, it's still very stupid and has nothing to do with honor and valor or such nonsense you spew out, instead of just being quite and learning from it.. nono.. u say you'll do it again.. all i can say is.. gl guys.. prepare for nice loot lol.
jdok Gallente The Burning Orphans Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 21:57:00 - [209] dude, you flew into 0% survivability combat.. with CARGO EXPANDERS!$%!?%!%?!!!! were you expecting to drop 1000000 cyno's for the next 34 years?!
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 22:09:00 - [210] Originally by: Scius If it was my alliance, no one would be left behind, no one would dishonor the name. I would have defended my alliances name. Not bickered on forums while having crumpets and tea. ( LOL. ) I see that you didn't have a cynogen fitted on your Revelation. How did you expect to cyno in the fleet that was standing by to save you?

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