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Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 06:58:00 - [151] Viper, everytime you post, I smile. I know I must've ****ed you off SO much that you have camped this thread and actually are posting to everything I say. You're really building up my ego, bro.
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:01:00 - [152] Viper wins this thread, without a doubt.
Aphotic Raven Gallente E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:01:00 - [153] Originally by: jdok Can anyone think of anything more utterly fail than this in the history of eve? I sure can't. (titan losses excluded). Dude even the titan pilots all have excuses for their stupidity.... this guy is just amazing. I love how he compares himself to "spartans" from a theatrical movie in which 300 of them die killing approximately 13billion enemies... I thought ebay disallowed account selling now? wonder where he found it... guess he is trying to laugh it off now that its name isnt work 12 isk Originally by: Dr Cupid Let me tell you all that I'm really enjoying eve-beta, and can't wait for the real game to come out!
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:02:00 - [154] Originally by: Scius Viper, everytime you post, I smile. I know I must've ****ed you off SO much that you have camped this thread and actually are posting to everything I say. You're really building up my ego, bro. Glad I could make an impact on your life. Internets are serious business; enjoy your pixels.
Aphotic Raven Gallente E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:05:00 - [155] Originally by: Scius Viper, everytime you post, I smile. You're really building up my ego, bro. Dear god. Should we tell him to quit eve or quit life?
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:06:00 - [156] Originally by: Aphotic Raven Originally by: Scius Viper, everytime you post, I smile. You're really building up my ego, bro. Dear god. Should we tell him to quit eve or quit life? Since telling him to quit life might warrant a forum warning, perhaps we should only tell him to quit EvE.
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:08:00 - [157] Controlling Anger Before it Controls You
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:09:00 - [158] Originally by: Scius Controlling Anger Before it Controls You It's a tarp!
Liora Vahan Gallente Star Of Athena	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:12:00 - [159] Just posting in an epic thread. BTW dude, since you've got such a bad name now, i'll buy your character for 400mil. A legend in my own mind
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:14:00 - [160] LOL. Get Paid?
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:15:00 - [161] Originally by: Scius LOL. Get Paid? Get laid?
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:21:00 - [162] Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 07:23:19 Be respectful of others at all times. The purpose of the forum is to provide a platform for the exchange of ideas. Occasionally, there will be conflicts that arise when people voice opinions. Be courteous when disagreeing with others. It is possible to disagree without being insulting. Ranting is prohibited A rant is a post which is long-winded, redundant and filled with angry, non-constructive comments. A free exchange of ideas is essential to building a strong sense of community and helpful in the development of the game, but rants are disruptive and incite flaming and trolling. Please post your thoughts in a concise, clear manner and avoid going off on rambling tangents. Personal attacks are prohibited. Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts which are designed to personally berate or insult another. Text of this nature is not beneficial to the community spirit and will not be tolerated. Corporation, faction members and other players are cautioned to avoid allowing an "in character" dispute become an "out of character" personal attack. The game is designed for role playing and/or portraying a role and it is sometimes easy for tempers to flare when the lines between the virtual world and the real world are crossed. Keep in-game disputes in the game and off the forum, please, unless it is clearly a mutual, in character exchange. Control Your E-Anger Today ***** EDIT
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:31:00 - [163] And the point of me posting is to create many lulz.
Kyoko Sakoda Caldari Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:32:00 - [164] BEHOLD True Honor
Righteous Fury Slacker Industries Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:34:00 - [165] Is defending your honor going to be another Eve meme, inspired by the same residents of Fountain that brought you "your violence of many boats?"
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:34:00 - [166] Originally by: Righteous Fury Is defending your honor going to be another Eve meme, inspired by the same residents of Fountain that brought you "your violence of many boats?" We violence your boats of honor?
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:47:00 - [167] At the end of the day, I can afford to lose a dread or two, prolly five, or six. What do you guys do when you lose ships in Querious? =)
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:48:00 - [168] Originally by: Scius At the end of the day, I can afford to lose a dread or two, prolly five, or six. What do you guys do when you lose ships in Querious? =) Feel like cynoing a few of them into lowsec for me?
Scius Amarr Umbra Congregatio Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:56:00 - [169] Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 07:58:30 Edited by: Scius on 26/08/2007 07:56:38 Oh, yes. Very soon. =) Anyway, enough talk. I am done here. Talk amongst yourselves. Sleep Well, Righteous Fairy, if you can manage to. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Viper ShizzIe Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 07:57:00 - [170] Originally by: Scius Righteous Fairy Oh, I see what you did there!
Sextus Licinius Caldari Wreckless Abandon Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.08.26 09:51:00 - [171] Originally by: Sacul whoever said whine, popcorn and cheese dont go along is sooo wrong. pulling a Scius is now a new catch phrase roflmao Sacul you've justa added a new word in EVE vocabulary, simply genius Originally by: Sakura Nihil Viper wins this thread, without a doubt. Actually Sacul wins this thread with inventing a new tactic Scius pulled. "Pulling a Scius" just earned its place among "he didn't want that dread and nightmare anyway" and he got "mad props for bringing it" but also including the other two. "Pulling a Scius" from now on means the highest level of utterly pwning yourself. I am humbly gratefull for being in this thread among you immortals "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.08.26 10:20:00 - [172] Originally by: Sextus Licinius Originally by: Sakura Nihil Viper wins this thread, without a doubt. Actually Sacul wins this thread with inventing a new tactic Scius pulled. "Pulling a Scius" just earned its place among "he didn't want that dread and nightmare anyway" and he got "mad props for bringing it" but also including the other two. "Pulling a Scius" from now on means the highest level of utterly pwning yourself. I am humbly gratefull for being in this thread among you immortals Mmmm, I suppose I'll give you that one should it stay popular after a week , sort of like how 'pulling a CYVOK' still has meaning to cap pilots today. Agreed on the definition, by the way .
Kostantin Mort Amarr Omerta Syndicate Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 10:47:00 - [173] Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:31 Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:02 Originally by: Scius The Mafia never fought unfairly. They never shot anyone in the back or harmed a child or woman. If someone did, it wasn't issued by a Don and was dealt with. I was told a Cyno would be prepared, as I stated in my explanation, had you of not been ignorant and read it, you'd know. Look, we can bicker about this video game all-day. When it boils down to it. I don't believe in running. I don't believe in. I'm not changing my beliefs for anyone. If you think this is how the mafia works, you are really, really mistaken and a bigger idiot than I thought at first. The mafia doesn't give a damn about honour, they just care about money. They blew up a motorway bridge to kill one of the judges that was going against them in italy: in other words, they don't care who they kill, they have no honour at all. I suggest you shut up about something you have no clue about except in movies and please only limit your stupidity to EVE and not the rest of the world. EDIT: And I know it's late, but it annoyed me to no end when I read it :P ------ Dei Gloria "God is my shield and protector!"
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.08.26 10:57:00 - [174] Originally by: Kostantin Mort Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:31 Edited by: Kostantin Mort on 26/08/2007 10:50:02 Originally by: Scius The Mafia never fought unfairly. They never shot anyone in the back or harmed a child or woman. If someone did, it wasn't issued by a Don and was dealt with. I was told a Cyno would be prepared, as I stated in my explanation, had you of not been ignorant and read it, you'd know. Look, we can bicker about this video game all-day. When it boils down to it. I don't believe in running. I don't believe in. I'm not changing my beliefs for anyone. If you think this is how the mafia works, you are really, really mistaken and a bigger idiot than I thought at first. The mafia doesn't give a damn about honour, they just care about money. They blew up a motorway bridge to kill one of the judges that was going against them in italy: in other words, they don't care who they kill, they have no honour at all. I suggest you shut up about something you have no clue about except in movies and please only limit your stupidity to EVE and not the rest of the world. EDIT: And I know it's late, but it annoyed me to no end when I read it :P Mhm, quite. People with power generally like to hold onto it with whatever means they have at their disposal. PS: I still have your corpses buddy, prods.
Teron D'Amun The Burning Orphans Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 11:15:00 - [175] The e-honor is strong in Scius. May Tyrrax guide him well, he is now your lord and master.
Grimpak Gallente Trinity Nova KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.08.26 12:27:00 - [176] Edited by: Grimpak on 26/08/2007 12:27:45 this thread has: 50% lols 50% legend 50% ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PER CENT EPIC MOTHER**** --- truth about EVE: Quote: "Guns are fine, boost players" Quote:** "Players are fine, boost guns"
MassonA Caldari coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2007.08.26 13:00:00 - [177] Originally by: Grimpak Edited by: Grimpak on 26/08/2007 12:27:45 this thread has: 50% lols 50% legend 50% ONE HUNDRED FIFTY PER CENT EPIC MOTHER****** this?
7shining7one7 Quafe Paladins	Posted - 2007.08.26 13:41:00 - [178] Edited by: 7shining7one7 on 26/08/2007 13:42:29 Scius you should probably learn when to speak and when not to. You messed up, plain and simple. There's no way around it. Even 3 months old eveians know more about ship fittings, strategy, tactical analysis and common sense than you do. And your senseless incoherent responses and preposterous use of the mafia as a so so benevolent organization, (get off soprano and get in reality please..) is only surpassed in stupidity by your immense eve blooper. You should maybe just have had a big laugh over that you messed up, and bowed to the smack you brought on yourself with the comments after it happened.. cause you got mad.. which resulted in you being kicked... but no.. it's about honor right.. Ok so let me get this straight. You stupidly fly into a known pirate area and engage an Eos. mom and support warps in and you loose the battle. Now cause you didn't do tactical analysis, you so foolishly lost 5b worth of fittings. You were mad about this. and so you expect your entire corp to cyno in capitals to take them out.. cause you messed up solo pvp'ing? And let's just remember how far away from home you were.. and you expect this in low sec where mom's are nigh untouchable (there's a couple threads about it in case you don't know why). that's just preposterous.. so the corp declines and u call them wusses.. you messed up, not once but twice, and lost 10b worth of ship and fittings, and then you go smack the corp.. and get kicked as a result? where's the common sense? You can afford loosing multiple dreads a day you say, so it doesn't matter.. Oh! Then why did it matter that you lost that Nightmare to the Eos/Nyx/Support? Why did it then matter that you lost the Revelation with fitted cargo expanders?.. Good question really. But.. damn.. expectance of cyno or not.. that fit is just ridiculous.. How long did you honestly think you'd last against a mom low sec gatecamp with that setup?.. what you say? when the fleet "showed up" they would stop targetting you? orly ^_^ even if the corp would have cyno'd in a fleet.. you would've still died. So the 2nd blooper would have happened regardless of cyno. Well i hope ur happy with a lot of people wanting to pop you now to collect all those nice iskies that you seem to flaunt around like it was nothing. Mr. "oh i can afford loosing like 5-6 dreads a day" orly ^_^ nice loot! I have no idea how this guy made it into IAC, but since he's so fracking rich as he says, i think IAC should pop him a few times to get some carriers and moms built.. by his own reckoning he can afford it... and he doesn't care really cause he can afford to loose 5-6 a day it's no biggie :) my advice to you scius. shut up and learn from your mistakes! i recommend reading the battle of The Battle of VakÆAtioth where the amarrian fleet gets oblitterated by the jovians due to lack of: Tactical analysis Organization Communication Strategy and offcourse the winner.. COMMON SENSE!!! A hybris / nemesis defeat of proportions.. Much like you... engaging the Eos with your nightmare, in a renowned low sec area erroneously believing there was no support coming (offcourse there is a mom there) knowing when to fly away and live to fight another day, is indeed valuable, as long as it's the best thing to do offcourse. Look before you leap scion ^_^ offcourse that's just my oppinion.. you can go on messing up and about, left and right.. if you like... and besides.. the "i pulled a scion" phrase is quite catchy... say it out loud now scion.. cmon i know you wanna hehe.. i'm gonna teach it to some newbies it'll be a good laugh.. "ibis blows up.. Ooh my daaaamn.. " "what happened?" "oh.. i pulled a scion.. was fricking hilarious mwuahahahaha"
Marcus Malos Caldari Omen Incorporated Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 13:45:00 - [179] Edited by: Marcus Malos on 26/08/2007 13:45:17 Originally by: Scius I was told a Cyno would be prepared, as I stated in my explanation, had you of not been ignorant and read it, you'd know. You were told we'd have the cynos in position to move your dread when you let us know you were ready to move it, we warned you there were motherships that camped the system and that you'ld have to be careful getting it out. First info we get is you telling us on vent you'ld just lost your nightmare, something we'd told you to bring to a system not even in lonetrek but nm, then saying could we cyno in carriers to help you with the mothership as you almost had its shields down. The entire corps reaction was get the hell out of there because A. You didnt stand a chance, B. Only way he'd die is if he was asleep as you cant stop them from cynoing out without getting lucky with a large neut bs gang. Kinda moot though because I hadnt even finished logging into a cyno char before you died. End of the day honour shouldnt be confused with stupidity, you dishonoured the Amarrian Empire by loosing that Revelation.
Joshua Foiritain Gallente Coreli Corporation Exuro Mortis	Posted - 2007.08.26 13:53:00 - [180] Originally by: Scius At the end of the day, I can afford to lose a dread or two, prolly five, or six. What do you guys do when you lose ships in Querious? =) Fly all the way to fountain and jump bridge new ones in, i hate logistics, pls no shooty us? ----- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]

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