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CrazyCurt
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Posted - 2007.08.27 11:33:00 -
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I've seen many a hilarious nickname for characters. Heck got a few here.
But in the interest of sheer humor and good nature, would like to start a thread with silly, amusing names for ships.
I'll go first ...
"The Bass-o-Matic"
"The Rubber Biscuit"
Love Eve, love this community, enjoy, this should be good.
"Nothing is Easy" --- Jethro Tull
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darklegionca
Caldari
Blood Eagle Federation Industries
Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
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Posted - 2007.08.27 11:34:00 -
[2]
I named my charon "your mom"
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darklegionca - One name. One legend. |
Daedalus DuGalle
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2007.08.27 11:34:00 -
[3]
My cov ops is called "Mostly Harmless".
Actually, its "Mostly Harmless II". Some people aren't nice and like to bubble every gate in the system =(
 Originally by: Janu Hull
Nothing says gritty cynicism like a 1 ISK note wedged between a pair of silicone enhanced knockers.
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 11:35:00 -
[4]
my domi is called "The Bucket"
my rax WAS called "STOP SCANNING ME!"
my destroyer (catalyst of course): ZOMGFLYWINGPWN!
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer." |
Katharina Gorbacheva
Amarr
Soviet Star Federation
Celestial Frontier
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Posted - 2007.08.27 12:32:00 -
[5]
My corpmate's Hurricane is named Katrina.  |
Sinder Ohm
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2007.08.27 12:32:00 -
[6]
Vomit comet ... gues what ship I fly 
Originally by: Karanth
Wimps play empire. Real men play in 0.0. Hardcore masochists live out in drone space.
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Splagada
Minmatar
Tides of Silence
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 12:33:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Katharina Gorbacheva
My corpmate's Hurricane is named Katrina.
LOL i like
i saw a hostile covop named "Now you see me", makes scanning fun :p
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Proud Janitor of Tides of Silence |
Aramendel
Amarr
Coreli Corporation
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.27 12:41:00 -
[8]
Invincible XXVI
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Ethaet
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:01:00 -
[9]
my raven: Generic Mission Ship
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CONCORD Notice: Don't drink and fly. Drunken jumping can result in loss of ship through "navigational error".
Seems familiar? |
Kastar
Memphis Technologies
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:02:00 -
[10]
Geddon - "The Bearded ***** VIII", i think you get the VIII part 
My absolution: "Kastar's Kestrel"
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Andarvi
Caldari
InNova Tech Inc
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:05:00 -
[11]
My looting iteron 5 is named 'Moving Trashcan'
I name my Vexors 'Blob-in-a-can'
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Admus
Mobius Construct
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:07:00 -
[12]
Frederick Undergale II
- My current main BS
Carl Peters IV
- Poor Carl (Osprey) has died a few times.
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"Villains always have antidotes. They're funny that way." |
Sokratesz
Paradox v2.0
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:15:00 -
[13]
My carrier is called 'R-Type'.
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Ishina Fel
Caldari
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:48:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Ishina Fel on 27/08/2007 13:48:33
I pilot "The Credible Hulk".
The Hurricane Katrina wins this thread, though.
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.08.27 13:55:00 -
[15]
I am trying to resist the temptation to name my Bustard "Bustier"
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J-I-T-A
It's a four letter word. |
MaxSkywalker
x13
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:05:00 -
[16]
My megathron:
G Bush Panic Button!
MaxSkywalker
x13
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
D-L
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:07:00 -
[17]
Edited by: DubanFP on 27/08/2007 14:08:15
What not to name your ship "unless you want your wreck to be ironic".
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Xanstin> Your sig is full of really, really crap self quotes.
DubanFP> Happy now that i have your quote included? |
PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:16:00 -
[18]
I always name my caracals "better last long (x)" where x is the number of ships ive lost in pvp. Im up round the mid teens since I started it
Peace WithinSo if the theory of relativity is true, shouldn't i arrive at my destination before i warped in the first place?
Neon GhostYou do, but this is compensated for by lag |
Ethaet
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:19:00 -
[19]
Originally by: DubanFP
Edited by: DubanFP on 27/08/2007 14:08:15
What not to name your ship "unless you want your wreck to be ironic".
Brilliant.
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CONCORD Notice: Don't drink and fly. Drunken jumping can result in loss of ship through "navigational error".
Seems familiar? |
Hamfast
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:28:00 -
[20]
I have a alt scout with a ship named "Bait"...
My hulk is called "The Hamster Cage"...
I have a Cov Ops called "Nothing to see here" and "Iza Hidin" (2 accounts, one on each)...
an Inty called "Shuttle"...
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It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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Cassius Rex
Dark Harvest Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:30:00 -
[21]
Edited by: Cassius Rex on 27/08/2007 14:31:58
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I named my Brutix the CRIMSON CHIN.....
It just seemed to fit :) .
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.27 14:36:00 -
[22]
Archon: So Much For Subtlety
Iain Banks ftw.
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Got grief?
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Hakar Kerarmor
Gallente
Arctic Productions
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:02:00 -
[23]
My battleship: "His Glorious Member"
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar
Heimatar Services Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:07:00 -
[24]
my interceptor is the REO speed wagon
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve-Forums:
Quote:
Smacking my own alt in a nerf-thread while drunk, he was irritating a Hauler full of tech II n00bs, Oops.
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Cpt Branko
The Bloody Red
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:09:00 -
[25]
Edited by: Cpt Branko on 27/08/2007 15:11:16
Originally by: Daedalus DuGalle
My cov ops is called "Mostly Harmless".
Actually, its "Mostly Harmless II". Some people aren't nice and like to bubble every gate in the system =(
Damn you, that's how my Rifter is called ;)
Anyway, at least when it gets blasted, seeing "Mostly Harmless wreck" on scanner is always funny ;)
Originally by: Tsanse Kinske
The second you start equating time spent playing a game with lost time and money is the second you need to ask yourself "Why am I playing?". Seriously |
The Hooch
Minmatar
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:11:00 -
[26]
Phoon name: "Ugly, but well hung"
Seems to fit
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MassonA
Caldari
coracao ardente
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:15:00 -
[27]
got a wolf called "cheese and whine?", and a typhoon called LOLOLOLOL5
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Gregory TwiLight
Inter Stellar Mining Syndicate
Ethereal Spectrum Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:22:00 -
[28]
My Domi Beached Whale.
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Gus Morgan
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:29:00 -
[29]
Thorax: phallus
Dominix: Pinßta
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Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.08.27 15:33:00 -
[30]
pilgrim:
"forgottocloakagain"
- Recruitment open again-
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Neuromandis
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Posted - 2007.08.27 16:04:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Neuromandis on 27/08/2007 16:05:52
Moa: Broken chicken
Eagle: Shiny BrokenChicken
Scorpion: IWantAnotherWing!!
Ferox: DeathTrap
Raven: PVPFund
Thorax: IOnceFlewCaldari
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If someone else from my Corporation or Alliance agrees with me, he will say so. Assume nobody does :)
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WTB: Scorpion wing (left)
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Taedrin
Gallente
Magellan Exploration and Survey
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.08.27 16:17:00 -
[32]
Myrmidon:
Mahal Shalal Hash Baz
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Mar Shall
Nomad Kings
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Posted - 2007.08.27 16:24:00 -
[33]
Badger MkII: Pork Chop Express
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Zhett Haukes
Insult to Injury
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Posted - 2007.08.27 16:27:00 -
[34]
I also have a Hurricane called "Katrina", along with a Cyclone called "Rita". My wife says I am going to hell...
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Some Caldari
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.08.27 16:27:00 -
[35]
Drake: Carebear Stare
Salvage dessy: Womble Mobile
Gallente Shuttle: My other rides a Nyx
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Originally by: Nyphur
Mining is women's work, dammit!
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Bish Ounen
Gallente
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters
Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2007.08.27 16:33:00 -
[36]
Vexor: The Mighty Elbow (look at one from a side angle and tell me it doesn't look like an elbow)
Thorax: Tallywhacker (umm, yeah, I think you understand that one)
Iteron III: The Flying <insert other commonly used name for vibrator that starts with "D"> (what is it with Gallente ships and the phallic look?)
Tristan: Linebacker (cheap tackling frig)
Brutix: The Leno-Durante (think a bit about this one)
Myrmidon: Sliver Dragon (yeah, kinda lame, but I couldn't think of anything else)
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Irob Urore
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:02:00 -
[37]
Irobs Pantie Surprise (tm)
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Jago Kain
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:09:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Tortun Nahme
my interceptor is the REO speed wagon
/me sings "I'm gonna keep on podding you-oooo-oooo, cos it's the only thing I wanna doo-oo-oooo, I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on podding you...."
Sorry; 80s flashback there. 
The next revolution won't be televised; it'll be pod-cast. |
Xanos Blackpaw
Amarr
The Firestorm Elite
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:10:00 -
[39]
Drake=Silvernesti.
Named from a unkillable dragon...she have never been into armor^^
Playing minmatar is "like going down a flight of stairs in a office chair firing an Uzi". |
Orbital123
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:14:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Zhett Haukes
I also have a Hurricane called "Katrina", along with a Cyclone called "Rita". My wife says I am going to hell...
I'll see you there then I had a curse named "Jew Furnace" once upon a time
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Pan Crastus
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:17:00 -
[41]
I saw a Huginn named "Remote Duct Taper I" ...
EVE Online: a cold, cruel world where (RL-)rich people replace their losses with GTCs sold to poor students who need to farm ISK to afford their play time ...
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Tolliver Caspian
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:50:00 -
[42]
Hulk: Filthy Lucre
Had an old cruiser named the Gargleblaster once upon a time. PanGalactic Gargleblaster wouldn't fit. 
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wamingo
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:55:00 -
[43]
I used to call my ships Veldspar, but I guess it doesn't work so well anymore..
-- I won't not promise to avoid refraining from harming you! .... What? |
Kostantin Mort
Amarr
Omerta Syndicate
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.27 17:59:00 -
[44]
"Can't stop the Rokh"
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Dei Gloria
"God is my shield and protector!" |
Shiner BockBeer
Go Go Gadget ForumPostingAlt
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:01:00 -
[45]
Occator: Ribbed for her Pleasure.
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Ather Ialeas
Amarr
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:02:00 -
[46]
"This is a "
"You're looking at a "
"This is not a "
[ insert fancy sig here ] |
Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:06:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Gus Morgan
Dominix: Pinßta
I always thought that that one would go better on an industrial, myself  . I once saw a freighter named 'Fill me up!'; mildly amusing. I frequently fly an interceptor named 'Rigs!' in an effort to remember not to repackage it, for obvious reasons. 'This space for rent' fits quite nicely, too.
My research services
Spreadsheets: Top speed calculation - Halo Implant stats |
Garia666
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:08:00 -
[48]
Killer's Wandering Treasure
Privateer's Dream
The Vicious Barnacle
->My Vids<- |
Landrassa
Astral Resource Cartel
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:09:00 -
[49]
Iteron GTDL
(Garbage Truck De Luxe, was doing a lot of lvl IV courier missions at the time)
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As I walk in the Valley of the Omber of Death, I shall have no fear... |
Xaen
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:25:00 -
[50]
Raven: Ugly Cash Cow
Rapier: Polygon Surprise
Vagabond: I Haf Gunz
Exequror: Tank++
Catalyst: GoGoGadgetLootBeams (I think it fits!)
Back in the day:
Caracal: May Contain Humans
Various PvP ships:
Small Wreck
Cargo Container
One I've seen:
Charon: Sharon
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Drones should not aggro anything missiles or turrets do not. |
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Andrue
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.08.27 18:41:00 -
[51]
Originally by: CrazyCurt
I've seen many a hilarious nickname for characters. Heck got a few here.
But in the interest of sheer humor and good nature, would like to start a thread with silly, amusing names for ships.
I'll go first ...
"The Bass-o-Matic"
"The Rubber Biscuit"
Love Eve, love this community, enjoy, this should be good.
"Nothing is Easy" --- Jethro Tull
I called my Nighthawk 'Tanky Spanky'. My alt has hauler called 'Up Yours'
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(Battle hardened industrialist)
[Brackley, UK]
My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned. |
Keeno B
Gallente
FATAL REVELATIONS
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:05:00 -
[52]
Thorax + Deimos are 'Rampant Rabbit' :)
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ThaMa Gebir
Gallente
Raddick Explorations
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:07:00 -
[53]
I have a vigilant called "12' Black Ribbed"
I have various ships based on their character;
Ishtars; "ExE Shepard" and "*DRONNNEEESSSS*"
Arazu; "ExE Black Eye"
Lachesis; "ExE Lockdown"
Etc...
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Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........
Hah, no more hijacks here. |
LifeLines
m3 Corp
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:11:00 -
[54]
my raven is called "PWNMOBILE"
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PaddyPaddy Nihildarnik
Gallente
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:14:00 -
[55]
ushotilog
Peace WithinSo if the theory of relativity is true, shouldn't i arrive at my destination before i warped in the first place?
Neon GhostYou do, but this is compensated for by lag |
Kala Veijo
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:20:00 -
[56]
Scorp = E=C¦M
Another scorp = Mostly Primary
Warp Wind, CSM Chapter blog. |
Entreri Finwe
Raptus Regaliter
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Posted - 2007.08.27 19:34:00 -
[57]
My alt's caladri haulers:
Badger Mk II - BadgerBadgerBadger
Bustard - A Snake
Crane - Mushroom
My ships:
Thorax - Quene
Jaguar - XJS
Moa - Turpis (ugly in latin)
Ferox - Ignavus (lazy, listless, inert, sluggish cowardly, a coward.)
Originally by: jarack
I de-synced in my bathroom once, now i have no where to wash my hands
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Ishina Fel
Caldari
Synergy.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.08.27 20:01:00 -
[58]
I stopped naming my Badger after flash videos a while ago...
...right now it is named 'Goodger'. I was already threatened with beatings for that
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Rat Wench
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Posted - 2007.08.27 20:32:00 -
[59]
Huginn-
"Webby Social"
It's a party you just can't get away from! |
Deadrun Persecus
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Posted - 2007.08.27 20:52:00 -
[60]
My main BS: Rokh Lobster
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Savesti Kyrsst
Minmatar
White-Noise
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.27 20:54:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Savesti Kyrsst on 27/08/2007 20:55:43
Huginn "Huggy Bear". The old one was "Want a Hug?"
Stiletto "Respawn"
Cyclone "HELLO KITTY"
Breacher "Solopwnmobile"
Mammoth (hauler) "Oh God I Hate Trit"
Pod "DEATH COMES"... I know someone who calls theirs "Oh God My Leg"
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Kruel
Blunt Force Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:28:00 -
[62]
Abaddon = Coke Nail
Ishtar = Cameltoe Hoe
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Mirirar
Solstice Systems Development Concourse
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:31:00 -
[63]
I have a corp mate who flys an Astarte called "Ass Tart".
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HellWalkerBG
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:41:00 -
[64]
Edited by: HellWalkerBG on 27/08/2007 21:41:49
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Ask Unbeatable
Gallente
HighTech Marines Ltd.
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:47:00 -
[65]
I saw a CovOps named "Oops, uncloaked!" once and giggled
New video: Dont Ask 1 |
Elipsis
Gallente
The Mission Guys
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:50:00 -
[66]
Thorax: Space Phallus
-...
CEO and Founder of the Mission Guys |
Ga'len
Your Assets Relocated and Redistributed
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:50:00 -
[67]
I saw this one in local a few months back. A Thorax named "The Lance Armstrong".
Yes, I am the exception that defines the rules |
Xaen
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:51:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Ishina Fel
I stopped naming my Badger after flash videos a while ago...
...right now it is named 'Goodger'. I was already threatened with beatings for that
rofl
Puns are weapons. Once you understand that you can enjoy them.
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Drones should not aggro anything missiles or turrets do not. |
Cyan Nuevo
Dudes In Crazy Killing Ships
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:55:00 -
[69]
I once had a conversation with someone using ship names.
"I see you"
"I know, I see you too"
"I can see you again"
"What belt are you at?"
and so on.
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Proud Amarr pilot.
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Xaen
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.08.27 21:57:00 -
[70]
Thorax: Abdomen
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Drones should not aggro anything missiles or turrets do not. |
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WT Snacks
Anonymous Legionnaires
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Posted - 2007.08.27 22:24:00 -
[71]
Angel Warlord Wreck
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Surius Matterstone
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Posted - 2007.08.27 22:36:00 -
[72]
I usually call my Domi either "The S.S. Pretentious", or "Balls to the Face".
I didn't come up with it, but I saw someone flying around in a Bestower named "Slaves on a Plane". That was probably the best name I've ever seen.
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Marine HK4861
Caldari
Seoltachd
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Posted - 2007.08.27 23:21:00 -
[73]
All my ECM ships: Primary.
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Lieutenant Seras
Minmatar
Sector 7
Visions of Warfare
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Posted - 2007.08.27 23:21:00 -
[74]
Originally by: DubanFP
Edited by: DubanFP on 27/08/2007 14:08:15
What not to name your ship "unless you want your wreck to be ironic".
Thread over, he wins.
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Cagot
Gallente
Arcanus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:12:00 -
[75]
My 6-year-old grandson insisted that I buy a Hyperion. When he saw the specs, he chose the name Caterpillar Warrior.
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Galen DreVahn
Freelancing Corp
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:37:00 -
[76]
Retribution; "Angry*****roach"
Probably more fitting for the Industrials thou.
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CiNi
FireStar Inc
FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:39:00 -
[77]
At Least 3 Letters - i thought it was mandatory
Firestar Is Recruiting Again For A Short Time!! |
Duckeye
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:42:00 -
[78]
I named my Fenrir "Rusty Piece of **!*" (Synonym for poo)
"I tried salvaging a minmatar wreck for about 20 minutes before he opened fire on me" - Anonymous
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Verone
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:42:00 -
[79]
I have a habit of calling my alt's Charon "teh flagstone of d00m"
>>> THE BEAUTY OF NEW EDEN <<<
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Tonkin
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:45:00 -
[80]
my chimera called MR Biggles
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DarthMopp
Gallente
I.O.S. - I.D.I.O.T.s in outer Space
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Posted - 2007.08.28 08:54:00 -
[81]
I call my Vexor "Hairdryer"...thats obvious
and my Incursus "Rumplestiltskin"
My destroyer is called "VaccuumCleaner"¦as i need him for salvaging
The Iteron - "Mule"
My Megathron "Gneisenau III" well..as her namegiver she was wrecked several times....so right now i am with Nr. 3 and counting :D
My Myrmidon -"NoDronesInBay"
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vanBuskirk
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:05:00 -
[82]
Iteron Vs: "Rampant Rabbit II" and "Flying Pencil".
My Minmatar alt's Tempest: "(insert name here)'s Reaper" (hey, it might work!)
That's the only two funny ones. I try to make the other ones appropriate.
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"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
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annoing
Amarr
MisFunk Inc.
Frontline.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:25:00 -
[83]
Rokh - Rockhin
Phantasm - Painful Vibrator
Covert Ops - dont tell on me
Malediction - Maladjusted
and the rest of my ships have ordinary names starting with the same letter of the ship type eg: my Raven is called Russell etc
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wierchas n00bhunter
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:28:00 -
[84]
if i would post my ships names i would be baned ...
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Frances Ducoir
Bounty Hunter - Dark Legion
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:30:00 -
[85]
Deimos: Goldmember
Eos: Silvery Omber
Astarte: Golden Omber
Thorax: Megathron
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Tubiger
Koshaku
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:34:00 -
[86]
I have a Vexor lying around someplace named Doomerang.
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Kejsar Brutus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:37:00 -
[87]
Harbinger - The Omber Bomber... Hey, it does look like omber, doesn't it? And it comes with lazors!
Minmatar ships make chopsticks look like a technological marvel. |
Valh
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Posted - 2007.08.28 09:44:00 -
[88]
Myrmidon: Sea Dragon
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LadyShu
Federation of Synthetic Persons
YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.08.28 10:50:00 -
[89]
as someone said before, Iain banks ftw. My ships are called:
Vaga: Wisdom like Silence
Sleipnir: Peace Makes Plenty
Claymore: Gunboat Diplomat
Naglfar: Irregular Apocalypse
Rapier: Zero Gravitas
Jaguar: Little Rascal
and so on, i have so many to chose from: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=907762
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Jags
Minmatar
M. Corp
M. PIRE
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Posted - 2007.08.28 10:54:00 -
[90]
Tempest - Sexpect V
Hurricane - Medium Windy Bastard
Maelstrom - Big Windy Bastard
Drake - Male Duck II
Naglfar - Jaglfar
Vagabond - Jagabond II
Nidhoggur - Hog
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Maaku
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:09:00 -
[91]
Mammoth: Volume Control
Blackbird: Vigenary
-- to save you a trip to the dictionary, in the sequence Primary, Secondary, Tertiary...Vigenary is twentieth.
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Mischa Barton
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:13:00 -
[92]
My Drake is called Sir Frances...
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MailFan
Stormlord Battleforce
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:14:00 -
[93]
Raven Riley
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I'm in this mood because of scorn. I'm in a mood for total war
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Kaaii
Caldari
Omega Fleet Enterprises
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:17:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Mischa Barton
My Drake is called Sir Frances...
Mines Miss Francis
Lachsis- Gotchu
Charon- Mother
Buzzard- Probasauras
Chimera- Fearless
then sometimes I'll do stuff like
Hawk -Kaaiihawk
Blackbird -Kaaiibird
but, my titan I ust call, goonhater....
"Id rather fall beside 10 Lions, than stand with 1000 sheep.."
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Needo
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:20:00 -
[95]
Typhoon - The incredible Bulk!
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You are never alone in schizophrenia.
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Sazkyen
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:24:00 -
[96]
"CCP Wrangler"
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Lady Caeser
Open Fist of Castallus
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:34:00 -
[97]
I like to name ships things like "Cargo Container", "Stargate (Stargate Jita)" and "Asteriod (Veldspar)" for the amusing warp scramble messages you receive.
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Lord Zoran
Caldari
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2007.08.28 11:38:00 -
[98]
i named mine your fkin *** mum, that always turns a few heads and the logs are funny
btw nice 1 with the cane name lol
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Danzig256k
Caldari
Mortal Devastating Kin
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:19:00 -
[99]
Originally by: darklegionca
I named my charon "your mom"
i named the charon in our corp "metric tons o fun"
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quoren strife
Gallente
Veterans Of Liberation
The Makhai
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:21:00 -
[100]
Rokh and Rolh 2.0 (v1.0 Concord took care of)
Mr. Zippy- vaga
Chimichanga Remnant- Deimos
OMGWTFDADDYNO!- my mega
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Caldrion Dosto
Dragonfire Intergalactic Crusaders of Krom
Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:31:00 -
[101]
Vexor: WTFPAWNAGE OF DOOM
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I SoStoned
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:32:00 -
[102]
A Typhoon named "T.U.R.D."
A Tempest named "Fugly Anglefish"
An Armageddon named "Bait #37"
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Kalazar
Amarr
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:40:00 -
[103]
Crusader called "ZoomZoomPewPew"
Omen called "LazarbeamPewPew"
Huginn called "HugsAllRound!"
Hurricane called "Boomstick"
Rapier called "Now You See Me..."
Tempest called "The Black Pearl" (cos I'm a PotC fanboy >> << >>)
Rupture called "The Nailgun"
My alt's Itty called "Paraplegic Cow" (due to how it handles)
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InSaNe ViRuS
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:40:00 -
[104]
My Hyperion is called the Unyielding Heirophant and my Navy Issue Megathron is the Truth and Reconciliation.
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Ashnu Carriot
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:50:00 -
[105]
Loot Exequror: "Heinamackafrau"
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Cornucopian
Gallente
Dutch Omega
United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 12:55:00 -
[106]
catalyst: ****erscooper
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"post with your main. delete your alt, you sad little exploiting metagamer."
Originally by: CCP Morpheus
nerf ccp plz
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LittleBrown FkMachine
Gallente
Little Brown FK Machines
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:03:00 -
[107]
my drake is named "love motel Mk II'
LBFM
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terania
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:05:00 -
[108]
Got a Mega called 'Love Egg', a domi called 'Hot Pudding', another Domi called 'Special Fried Rice', a Drake called 'questionable intent' and my personal favorite, a masterdon called 'The Napoli'.
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Jirai Grepher
Creative Destruction
EternalRising
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:06:00 -
[109]
Hurricane = Rat Tatatatat
Cyclone = I'm armor tanked
Typhoon = lol hvy msls
Thrasher = fodder
The former and original Pel Mel
All posts made reflect my opinion and not that of my corp/alliance. |
Deacon Ix
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2007.08.28 13:20:00 -
[110]
Oddly my Buzzards are Called 'Now you see me...'
Rokh - Hammerhead
Raven - Hammer Time (yes after the rapper)
ECM ships - First!
Drake - ***** Buy me a Beer
Providence - Planet Express ship
Caracle - Scootie Puff Jr
Thorax - Scootie Puff Snr.
Prorator - Armadillos!!!
Originally by: Steini OFSI
The most efficient way to get a dev response is to have the word beer somewhere in your thread.
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Johli
Caldari
AWE Corporation
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2007.08.28 15:58:00 -
[111]
Raven: Aluminum Falcon
If you watch Robot chicken, you'd get it. :P
Drake: MINENOTOUCHING
Is it me or your POS is burning? |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:00:00 -
[112]
I recently rediscovered the Condor I had mounted a snowball launcher to.
Name? "Humbug"
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It's a four letter word. |
SoldierOfFortune
Caldari
Sheepish R and D
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:03:00 -
[113]
My Charon "Big Momma's House" =)
"RAWR" is my keyword, and also my second language |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:04:00 -
[114]
A real life ship names go, HMS Spanker is hard to beat.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
Some Caldari
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:12:00 -
[115]
Originally by: Johli
Raven: Aluminum Falcon
If you watch Robot chicken, you'd get it. :P
Drake: MINENOTOUCHING
What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon!?
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Originally by: Nyphur
Mining is women's work, dammit!
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Meleil
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:14:00 -
[116]
Iteron V - "Cargo*****"
~Mel
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Bobbeh
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:21:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Andargor theWise
Archon: So Much For Subtlety
Iain Banks ftw.
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Iain M Banks wins
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Dan Chrichton
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:36:00 -
[118]
My myrmidon is named "Agile Nubile." Because it has the smooth curves of young bird of prey? what?
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jarack
The Illuminati.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:44:00 -
[119]
Armageddon = Mega Maid
Been called that for the last 3 years :D
well each one ive got :P
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Pilk
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:45:00 -
[120]
My Nightmare is named "Clown Will Eat Me". The joke is a lot less subtle when I write it out like that, though. :(
--P
Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. |
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Le Bon
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:49:00 -
[121]
My sabre goes by the name of "Angel Haxed My Sabre"
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Sheerborn
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:50:00 -
[122]
Edited by: Sheerborn on 28/08/2007 16:50:43
Edited by: Sheerborn on 28/08/2007 16:50:34
My Hoarder is named appropriately: The Pregnant W h o r e
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Orkaii
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:52:00 -
[123]
Thorax named "Made in China" -- a reference to what is usually inscribed on the gadgets from which the Rax is inspired.
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Andargor theWise
Collateral Damage Unlimited
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:55:00 -
[124]
I also had a Hoarder called Ore Ho.
Originally by: Bobbeh
Originally by: Andargor theWise
Archon: So Much For Subtlety
Iain Banks ftw.
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Iain M Banks wins
For those that need to be illuminated to Iain Banks' ship names, see here.
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Got grief?
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Fehz
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Posted - 2007.08.28 16:56:00 -
[125]
My raven is named "00o's Amarr Shuttle"
I name most of my shuttles "podpusher"
I've named some "S.S. PewPew" or "S.S. PewPew II"
My favorite names for pvp ships are ,,|,, which looks kind of like flippin' the bird in game
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Pistonbroke
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 17:25:00 -
[126]
My Drake is called "Ugly *uckling"
For obvious reasons really
and no, thats NOT Duckling
Domi's usually get called "Mr Potatohead"
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Midgard Onslaught
Dastardly Bastards
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Posted - 2007.08.28 17:31:00 -
[127]
my Rifters are called:
HMS Cauliflower I,II,III,IV etc. i'm at VIIII now :P
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Irish8484
Eternity INC.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.08.28 17:37:00 -
[128]
i name most of my ships
"DudeAboveIsPrimary"
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Kainite M'alachi
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Posted - 2007.08.28 18:28:00 -
[129]
"moris" for my harpy
"forgiveness" for my mega (was listerning to person jeasus by depeche mode and found the lyrics kinda fitting, perhaps because i was on the whiskey?)
"CanOmatic" for my cat
"phoenix rah" CNR from watership down "hazel rah" and a corp i was in for a short time, again possibly drunk lol
not the best names but hey thought id share
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Lardarz B'stard
Amarr
Dark Knights of Deneb
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.08.28 18:34:00 -
[130]
Mine all have bits of my name in them
Apocalard
B'staddon
Lardageddon
Malardiction
Calardi Navy Raven
Sacrilard
Absolardarz
Zealard
Retrib'stard
B'stower
In fact I don't fly anything I can't fit a bit of my name in.
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Yeah, that's right... it was me all along. And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids |
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implanted
Caldari
THEM.
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Posted - 2007.08.28 18:35:00 -
[131]
and this 1
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Apsa1ar
Ex Coelis
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 18:44:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Le Bon
My sabre goes by the name of "Angel Haxed My Sabre"
My Sabre is named "Crotch Pheasant," for no particular reason, other than I think it's funny.
Actually, my four Sabres are named:
Crotch Pheasant I
Crotch Pheasant II
Crotch Pheasant III
Crotch Pheasant IV
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Renosha Argaron
Caldari
The Celestial Free Miner's
Sev3rance
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Posted - 2007.08.28 18:48:00 -
[133]
I named my Domi "Chubby Checkmate" ....no specific reason other than its fat....lol
Regards
Renosha
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Baaldor
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.08.28 18:54:00 -
[134]
Edited by: Baaldor on 28/08/2007 18:55:06
Eris ---- Bubble Butt
Drake--- TICKLE MY TAINT
Stabber-- lawn dart
Thorax--- Throbbing Knob
THE PRIVIOUS VIEWS AND STATEMENTS DO NOT REPRESENT AND OR SUPPORTED BY THE MANY VOICES IN MY HEAD. |
Gats
Amarr
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.08.28 19:05:00 -
[135]
Taranis ; Mulva cuz it kinde looks like a ,,,,
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Mirarj
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Posted - 2007.08.28 19:34:00 -
[136]
lol the OP was talking about character names... nearly all of the thread is ship names lol.
anyway
hurricane = Fett's Vett =)
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Dickcnormus
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.08.28 19:35:00 -
[137]
I usually have ship names of;
Viagra
Celalis
Levirtra
Enzyte
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Nicho Void
Gallente
Hyper-Nova
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Posted - 2007.08.28 19:41:00 -
[138]
Thorax: Phallic Conquest
Myrmidon: Festering Monkey
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Kejsar Brutus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.08.28 19:50:00 -
[139]
Edited by: Kejsar Brutus on 28/08/2007 19:52:16
Originally by: Mirarj
lol the OP was talking about character names... nearly all of the thread is ship names lol.
anyway
hurricane = Fett's Vett =)
Ehh...
Originally by: CrazyCurt
I've seen many a hilarious nickname for characters. Heck got a few here.
But in the interest of sheer humor and good nature, would like to start a thread with silly, amusing names for ships.
Sorry Mirarj, but you fail at reading 
EDIT: Sorry, forgot this one aswell: Originally by: Thread Name
Amusing names for a ship
Minmatar ships make chopsticks look like a technological marvel. |
Idunyken
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.08.28 20:14:00 -
[140]
My ratting raven is called Gankable :) it hasn't died for years.
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Dillon Arklight
Unit 14
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Posted - 2007.08.28 20:18:00 -
[141]
Edited by: Dillon Arklight on 28/08/2007 20:18:21
My Nighthawk is called "The Edward Hopper"
and my Flycather is called "Your the Fly"
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Murkelost
Swedish Aerospace Inc
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.08.28 20:18:00 -
[142]
Ok heres my most funny names on ships
Arazu - Coffeeshop
Nemesis - Spank my monkay
Megathron - 911*****blocker
Ishkur - Magic Mushroom
Lachesis - Rosa Helikopter (Pink Helikopter) no comments... lol
+++ thread :)
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo |
Krxon Blade
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Posted - 2007.08.28 21:03:00 -
[143]
Crane = Meep Meep
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Sabiokah
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Posted - 2007.08.28 21:23:00 -
[144]
My covetor is named "Love Boat."
It just cruse soo smooth.... that.....
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Zigad
Amarr
The Gates of Zion
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Posted - 2007.08.29 07:04:00 -
[145]
Hmm, figured I should respond to this
Augoror- Spaceball-1
Executioner- Century Eagle
Arbitrator- Sauron
More to come when i buy more ship
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Tivookz
Caldari
The Singularity Amalgamation
Pure.
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Posted - 2007.08.29 08:45:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Tivookz on 29/08/2007 08:46:53
my fleet ship is always called the event *****izon
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Mal Plox
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Posted - 2007.08.29 09:12:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Splagada
i saw a hostile covop named "Now you see me", makes scanning fun :p[/quote
I'm not hostile anymore :)
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.08.29 09:48:00 -
[148]
Sexual Innuendo = My Deimos :D
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Sae Len
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Posted - 2007.08.29 09:51:00 -
[149]
Nightmare: Not A True Sansha
Badger: Mushroom Mushroom
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Elia Mao
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Posted - 2007.08.29 11:14:00 -
[150]
My bestower is "Full Metal Slug"
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Vispala
Minmatar
Uninvited Guests
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Posted - 2007.08.29 11:42:00 -
[151]
Vagas: SQUAD BROKEN!!1!
Huginns: Hold Me
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Vulturia IV
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Posted - 2007.08.29 11:55:00 -
[152]
Atm I have a wolf called Fenrir and a hound called Hati :p
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Zibun Ionic
Minmatar
Wings of Redemption
Black Flag Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.29 12:59:00 -
[153]
My mission Raven "The Caldarian Pimp" as it deals torps!
PvP 'phoon' "Bonelius Maximus" as it has certain shape
My domination MWD - fitted crow "2fast4u"
My covops "scan again, I'm gone"
-Z
Cloaca Maxima - The Sewage of Amarr Empire. |
FFLTD
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Posted - 2007.08.30 15:09:00 -
[154]
Hulk = I will strip for you
Dominix = I tend to drone on and on
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Le Dentiste
Res Publica
R i s e
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Posted - 2007.08.30 15:35:00 -
[155]
my buzzard : AN/SPY-1
My stabber was : Mackie Messer
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Antiquus Altercor
Minmatar
Joint Ventures Limited
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Posted - 2007.08.30 16:59:00 -
[156]
My Rupture is 'Shh.. Hunting Wabbits"
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Zhu Ping
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Posted - 2007.08.30 17:18:00 -
[157]
Vexor: The Egg
Brutix: Chicken Hawk
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Marc deBourgogne
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Posted - 2007.08.30 17:50:00 -
[158]
Called my dictor "Bubble gum"
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Threv Echandari
Caldari
Dragons Of Redemption
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.08.30 17:50:00 -
[159]
Edited by: Threv Echandari on 30/08/2007 17:52:00
My primary Manticore has always been called My Little Pwny. (Mmm Caldari Navy Cruise FTW) The other names of my ships are the regular more serious type: Helen of Troy (BB) DawnRazor (My Abaddon and Myrmydon), Name of the Game (Manticore), stuff like that..
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Makran
Caldari
The Graduates
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.08.30 18:18:00 -
[160]
My Stiletto = "Stiletto of Speed +2"
Thorax = "Phallacy" (mainly because the Thorax is named after a crucial body part of insects and the ship is not very crucial to much of anything else; and it looks like a...well, you know.)
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Synderella
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Posted - 2007.08.30 19:45:00 -
[161]
Edited by: Synderella on 30/08/2007 19:54:37
My Occator is named the "Dixie Normous"
My alts Thorax is named "Batteries Included"
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.08.30 20:04:00 -
[162]
I named my new Viator Violator.
SEARCh- we find sites for you! |
Alz Shado
Ever Flow
FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.30 20:57:00 -
[163]
Not giving away types, but here's the gist:
Combat ships are Monster Magnet Songs (great fight songs):
Baby Gotterdamerung
Space Lord
Heads Explode
Negasonic
See you in Hell
Carebare ships are Allman Bros Songs (for slow rides through empire):
Ramblin Man
Midnight Rider
Jessica
Good Clean Fun
If I ever get into cap ships, I've already got their names picked out:
Calm Horizons
Tranquil Hegemony
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Comaric
Peregrin Avionics
Division of Eden
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Posted - 2007.08.30 20:58:00 -
[164]
Pilgrim= Watch this space...
And here is a freebie for your freighter pilots: BBW
Quote:
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
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Corbon Hydrashock
Repo Industries
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Posted - 2007.08.30 23:17:00 -
[165]
I attacked a CEO's Iteron V at a gate where we met him during a war dec. The name of his ship was "Far and Away" which became comical after I posted the screen shot with it's error message:
"Far and Away is too far away to use your (insert named NOS here), you must be closer than 10500 meters."
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Shar'Tuk TheHated
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Posted - 2007.08.30 23:48:00 -
[166]
Got a Rifter named "CONCORD Police".
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Braenca
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:48:00 -
[167]
I have owned 2 Apocalypses. "NOW!" "Whoops!" and after tonight, I will be buying the "Redux"
I also have a retribution called "pikachu"
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bullnard
Caldari
Freelancing Corp
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.08.31 00:49:00 -
[168]
Edited by: bullnard on 31/08/2007 00:50:21
Raven- The salty ***** (female dog)
Rokh- The Caldari ***** (sex toy)
censorship ftl
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6Bagheera9
Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
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Posted - 2007.08.31 03:40:00 -
[169]
Looting Exequror w/stab: Brave Sir Falstaff
Typhoon: Shai-Hulud
Hurricane: October Storm
Vagabond: Stagger Lee
Jaguar: Che Guevara
Raven: Hard Rain
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2007.08.31 04:25:00 -
[170]
Plunderphoon! (Typhoon)
Death by Snoo Snoo (Rifter for Yarrring)
Lil' Narwhal (Incursus)
Meaner Narwhal (Ishkur)
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ~Liz Kali
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Kylar Renpurs
Dusk Blade
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Posted - 2007.08.31 04:27:00 -
[171]
My Cerb: Turkey Dipper.
I have no idea why,,,,
Improve Market Competition!
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Ket Halpak
Cold-Fury
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 04:55:00 -
[172]
First Buzzard: "Hey You behind the Bushes"
Second: "Oops, forgot to cloak again"
Only they are too long, so end up being in ungodly chatspeek :(
Providence: "XL, batteries included"
I saw an archon named "Hello Kitty" once.
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This is a dev trap sig. It has beer in it. Lets see how many we can catch :)
*Free Beer, Don't mind the spikes* |
Koba Kyogen
byeee Corp
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2007.08.31 06:16:00 -
[173]
my caldari shuttles: "F'd in the A"
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Originally by: CCP Sharkbait
we are screwed. delaying startup again.
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