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Cadela Fria
Amarr Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:31:00 -
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I have a good idea! (for a change :P ) While our brave server team are battling the ferocious server monster deep in that london basement (most assuredly with laptopswords and debug shields!), why don't we all go and have a game of: Enemy Territory: Quake Wars 
Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
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Rabbit Boiler
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:31:00 -
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If this isnt fixed within the next 45seconds, I and my 40 friends and 150 extended family members will be cancelling our 712 accounts.
You've been warned.
44.......43........42.........

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Price Watcher
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:31:00 -
[33]
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
Alternatively, make CCP work naked in the snow one hour for every minute the server is crashed. 
POST WITH YOUR ALT! |

Pratiken
Via Osmosis
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:32:00 -
[34]
Guys do not worry, subscriber numbers are skyrocketing right now...amirite wrangler?
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Cartographer Mox
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jimer Lins Since this is now the official thread: (and this is just for fun, to hopefully give people something to laugh about)
Server Crash Bingo!
So, the server crashed. While we wait, as a means of putting off the boredom, download the Server Crash Bingo cards.
Rules: Every time someone in the "official" thread (the one that gets stickied) says something in one of the positions, or substantially similar (enough that it's reasonably close) cover a spot.
When you get 5 in a row, in any direction, you get to claim a bingo.
The first person to claim a legitimate Bingo by posting here with the # of the card and the posts they're claiming it for gets 10 million ISK from me. :)
Ha this is great! 
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zombu2
Caldari Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:32:00 -
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hmm maybe cuz there are no spaceships in quake and enemy terretory??
Please don t hijack my Sig no more like it is my fault your webserver has only a 10Mb Hdd
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Sky Grunthor
Minmatar MKS Directorate
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ayari It seems that these latest crashes are preceded by a gate traffic warning. Interesting...
you know I noticed that as well.... only 1 traffic warning versus the plethora of them that usually happens when the server crashes. Although there was another traffic warning about 40 minutes or so previous to that one
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente Sublime.
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:35:00 -
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Originally by: Price Watcher SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
SKILL QUE NOW!
Alternatively, make CCP work naked in the snow one hour for every minute the server is crashed. 
SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW!
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Rossdie
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:36:00 -
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Well this is two nights in a row I can't play. Now I see why companies don't want to develop space based MMO's and just stick to single player anymore. Too much of a niche and too much of this crap.
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Scrammer
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:37:00 -
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To put it bluntly, I'm tired of this ****.
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Andras Mordecai
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ayari It seems that these latest crashes are preceded by a gate traffic warning. Interesting...
Saw that as well when trying to leave oursalert yesterday before that crash.
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Marak Vriemonte
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: CCP kieron The earlier database issues that have been plaguing Tranquility over the past few days has resulted in another server reboot. The server team has been notified and they are continuing to search for the cause of the issues. We thought the cause was failing hardware, but this appears to not be the case.
I will post timestamped updates in this post as information is made available. Again, we apologize for the inconvenience the recent instability has had on the EVE community's play experience.
Its nice to see that CCP are on top of the issues that are going to affect us while gaming on the 12th of November but I'm sure we would all love to know what happened tonite.
By the way are u renting out that crystal ball that lets u see and sort out issues with the database 2 months ahead of schedule as I would love to check out next weekes Euro Lotto numbers 
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UmbralKnight
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:37:00 -
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they can't reimburse you for the loss because then it would mean they have to put their money where their mouth is and actually DO something, instead of bull****ting us.
anyone remember how much better this game ran a year ago? oh and don't tell me its the extra users you get because extra users mean extra income and that should mean better support. or cut your customer base by increasing the fee and decrease the lag.
oh look we have 30000 concurrent users. well good for you CCP i love to see you rack in the profits but how about doing something for the people that pay for this game? i don't want new ships i want to be able to play the damn game.
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DvlDwg
Gallente Metal Marines
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:37:00 -
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This is some stupid sh*t CCP. Pretty sure you just lost my account. Yes.. I know.. no big deal because you have a kazillion more. But trust me... you will be like SOE and SWG if you don't get your chit together and quit putting bandaids on whatever problem you are having up there.
There is no hunting like the hunting of man.. |

zombu2
Caldari Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:37:00 -
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everytime you whack off with your right hand god crashes the eve cluster
Please don t hijack my Sig no more like it is my fault your webserver has only a 10Mb Hdd
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Gord Ackfordham
Fenscore Enterprises United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:38:00 -
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Originally by: An Anarchyyt
SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW! SKILL QUEBEC NOW!
   --- cheers, gordo |

DvlDwg
Gallente Metal Marines
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: zombu2 everytime you whack off with your right hand god crashes the eve cluster
lol
There is no hunting like the hunting of man.. |

zombu2
Caldari Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:39:00 -
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you know as good as me that you won t quit eve so STFU
Please don t hijack my Sig no more like it is my fault your webserver has only a 10Mb Hdd
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Gord Ackfordham
Fenscore Enterprises United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:41:00 -
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Originally by: zombu2 everytime you whack off in the server room god crashes the eve cluster
fixed.  --- cheers, gordo |

Natalie Vejumba
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:41:00 -
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If you think this is bad...
try eve Beta days.
THOSE were bad.
Missions were "take your best guess" and "find that cargo can in space...lol"
Good luck. Most missions you would fail because there was no rat there and no loot.
hmmm....yeah. Fun days.
But you could mine mercox in empire. Bring back the empire mercox.
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zombu2
Caldari Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:42:00 -
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Edited by: zombu2 on 12/09/2007 02:42:43 thats another way of giving them a hint or maybe they should keep the swedish secretary away from oveur
Please don t hijack my Sig no more like it is my fault your webserver has only a 10Mb Hdd
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:45:00 -
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Thread title : Server Issues, 12 November
So, like, ZOMG and stuff, am I reading news from the future ? Is this the "Rev3.0 crash" thread or sumfin' ? _
EVE GOLDEN RULES | Char creation guide | Stack-nerfing explained |

Selene Le'Cotiere
Amarr I-Omniscient-I
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:46:00 -
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I found the Hamster. Just a little something to burn upthe aggravation.  _________
"You will be a drone in the hive of an insane Queen, existing solely to provide the ship with needs, links in a chain too complicated for you to understand." - Story: Hands of a Killer |

Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: CCP kieron The earlier database issues that have been plaguing Tranquility over the past few days has resulted in another server reboot. The server team has been notified and they are continuing to search for the cause of the issues. We thought the cause was failing hardware, but this appears to not be the case.
I will post timestamped updates in this post as information is made available. Again, we apologize for the inconvenience the recent instability has had on the EVE community's play experience.
Edit: Fixed the month. Had Fanfest on my mind when I posted the thread. 
This is definately a wierd one. It was running so well up until the other day. I would have guessed hardware or something too. Tell the new guy to quit polling the switch ports and that multicast is not that cool. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |

zombu2
Caldari Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:54:00 -
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Edited by: zombu2 on 12/09/2007 02:54:48 kieron admit it you where drunk
Please don t hijack my Sig no more like it is my fault your webserver has only a 10Mb Hdd
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UmbralKnight
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: THEGREAT LOBO
Originally by: DvlDwg This is some stupid sh*t CCP. Pretty sure you just lost my account. Yes.. I know.. no big deal because you have a kazillion more. But trust me... you will be like SOE and SWG if you don't get your chit together and quit putting bandaids on whatever problem you are having up there.
whine whine whine whine whine...
Its just a game people!( A damn good one) Eve is a hell of a big server with a hell of a big database system to go with it. Sometimes its going to have bugs and problems like any computer system.
I love it when people who don't know about computers get on there high horse about this kinda thing.
"hurry up or fix it now, or im leaving" what do you think there doing ? taking a coffee break ?, down the pub ?
They are working on it,Take a chill pill man. Shouting FIX IT at people will never get stuff done. they are working as fast as they can.
/rant off....
it's not "fixed" unless it doesn't happen anymore. and it's far from fixed. it's actually getting worse. everything is laggier. they keep cutting stuff out, adding delays, but its getting worse anyway. they need to try something new.
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zombu2
Caldari Nubs. D-L
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Posted - 2007.09.12 02:59:00 -
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what about you moving out of jita so lag gets less
Please don t hijack my Sig no more like it is my fault your webserver has only a 10Mb Hdd
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Callista Hawble
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Posted - 2007.09.12 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: DvlDwg This is some stupid sh*t CCP. Pretty sure you just lost my account. Yes.. I know.. no big deal because you have a kazillion more. But trust me... you will be like SOE and SWG if you don't get your chit together and quit putting bandaids on whatever problem you are having up there.
lmao these posts ***** me up, guess nobody here ever played Asherons Call in the day, and remember the 14 day downtime patch deployment eh?
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Hasak Rain
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.09.12 03:55:00 -
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Originally by: Callista Hawble
Originally by: DvlDwg This is some stupid sh*t CCP. Pretty sure you just lost my account. Yes.. I know.. no big deal because you have a kazillion more. But trust me... you will be like SOE and SWG if you don't get your chit together and quit putting bandaids on whatever problem you are having up there.
lmao these posts ***** me up, guess nobody here ever played Asherons Call in the day, and remember the 14 day downtime patch deployment eh?
Yet his post is topped only in the ******ation scale by yours. What in the name of God does Asherons Call have to do with EvE?
Are you actually suggesting that just because some other MMO years ago had a problem that it should be accepted here and constantly interrupted service should be the industry norm?
That is like saying that it is okay that the doors to my Cadilliac fall off every day because back in 1977, the same thing happened to someone else's Pinto.
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Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2007.09.12 04:03:00 -
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Originally by: DvlDwg This is some stupid sh*t CCP. Pretty sure you just lost my account. Yes.. I know.. no big deal because you have a kazillion more. But trust me... you will be like SOE and SWG if you don't get your chit together and quit putting bandaids on whatever problem you are having up there.
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