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hedfunk Caldari Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:35:00 - [271] lol just convo'd him: [16:28:14] ********* > 2.5 million sp and using passive tanks, resists etc That's his toal SP, lol, playing since May this year. Epic.
Voltain Cursed Souls	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:36:00 - [272] Originally by: Arvald b...but what about meeee You don't want it, when I think of minor celebritys i think of Jade Goody (if you know who that is), stay well out of it fella.
Arvald Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:37:00 - [273] Originally by: Voltain Originally by: Arvald b...but what about meeee You don't want it, when I think of minor celebritys i think of Jade Goody (if you know who that is), stay well out of it fella. ah.... i guess i should be thanking you then --------------------------- Originally by: eddie valvetino little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
Voltain Cursed Souls	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:40:00 - [274] Edited by: Voltain on 05/11/2007 16:44:12 Originally by: Arvald ah.... i guess i should be thanking you then yes, yes you should. Now....about your locator agents..... Edit for crap quoting - it's what can happen when the girl opposite you at work bends over
Arvald Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:42:00 - [275] Edited by: Arvald on 05/11/2007 16:41:57 Originally by: Voltain Originally by: Arvaldah.... i guess i should be thanking you then [:D yes, yes you should. Now....about your locator agents..... cant get on eve atm , but i got a couple l4 locators in various caldari reasons ill put to work also you fail at quoteing --------------------------- Originally by: eddie valvetino little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
Mekk Azal November Night Industries	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:44:00 - [276] Originally by: Kayna Eelai i won't comment on the OP itself or the comments made by the OP later... i'll just say this: internet & anonimity (spell?) all of you, specially the stupid guy who said the "kill yourself" phrase are sooooo cool and proud and strong, as long as you sit behind your monitor in your dark smelly room. but when it comes to real life, you would not have the balls to say half of the crap you spit out on the internetz. i just hope, that a few of you, learn a lesson from this post, and that lesson is that online people comes from all kind of places of this planet, have different politic, religious and even sport preferences and speak all kinds of languages, while english might not be their first one. all this people also comes in all kind of age-range. you can't just tell people to "go and kill yourself". he's not your damn neighbor and friend for past 15 years. you don't ******* know him. what you say might be highly offensive for that person. and if you're talking to a young kid (which is not the case here) he might also take you a little bit too serious. and the comment like "stop complaining about ppl. telling others to kill themselves, it's just the internetz and a game-forum"... i tell you exactly the same: "it's just the internetz and a game-forum, why do you need to tell him to kill himself?" and to ppl. who make fun of others who don't speak english 101% perfect, i'll tell you this: i am from spain. i speak 4 languages, even if not 100% perfect. when you are able to speak as good spanish, as i do speak english, then and ONLY then, you're allowed to make fun of others. and now, kids, go back to school and get some manners. I've told a guy to go and kill himself in RL once, he was drunk and was lying in the snow and needed help. If he cant handle his drinking then he shouldnt drink, if he knows he cant handle his drinking but STILL drinks then I just dont give a crap. I dont mind if someone I dont know die because of what I say since, why? Because I dont know that person. On the other hand, Im very loyal to my family and those I call my friends. I've risked my life about 4 times to save my friends. My point is; Why the ** should I care about people I dont know when I have other to worry about? If that guy commits suicide because a dude over a internet space game told him to do it then frankly, he deserves to die. One less mentally weak person in the world to deal with. Im not saying this because I think I look cool or **, its because you fail to realize that some people just dont give a crap about strangers.
Voltain Cursed Souls	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:52:00 - [277] Originally by: Mekk Azal I've risked my life about 4 times to save my friends. Did you take a bullet for anyone?
Mekk Azal November Night Industries	Posted - 2007.11.05 16:55:00 - [278] Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:01:10 Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:00:54 Originally by: Voltain Originally by: Mekk Azal I've risked my life about 4 times to save my friends. Did you take a bullet for anyone? Nope, dragged him of the railway. And yes. There was a train there or else it wouldnt much risking I knew someone would make fun of that line.. Its so klischT-like [EDIT] Might as well tell the three other ones. 1. Train coming, I jump down on the railroad and sprint to my friend and drag him off of it (his not a emo, he was shocked) 2. A car almosts hits my friend, but I pushed her away from the road, I get hit but my body is stronger then hers so I only broke some bones 3. My brother gets into a fight with a couple of racists and he gets stabbed, I stop the blood from leaving his body in 30 minutes. 4. Me and my friend are walking home from a party when a supposedly crazed rotweiler attacks her, I brake the glass in a nearby house and take the shards and slice the dogs throat.
Crystalline Entity Cursed Souls Axiom Empire	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:08:00 - [279] Coronosphere!!!! Can I have some stuff? Just contract anything to me. I wont poke fun at you any more Semper
Motokko	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:13:00 - [280] Edited by: Motokko on 05/11/2007 17:12:56 Originally by: Mekk Azal Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:01:10 Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:00:54 Originally by: Voltain Originally by: Mekk Azal I've risked my life about 4 times to save my friends. Did you take a bullet for anyone? Nope, dragged him of the railway. And yes. There was a train there or else it wouldnt much risking I knew someone would make fun of that line.. Its so klischT-like [EDIT] Might as well tell the three other ones. 1. Train coming, I jump down on the railroad and sprint to my friend and drag him off of it (his not a emo, he was shocked) 2. A car almosts hits my friend, but I pushed her away from the road, I get hit but my body is stronger then hers so I only broke some bones 3. My brother gets into a fight with a couple of racists and he gets stabbed, I stop the blood from leaving his body in 30 minutes. 4. Me and my friend are walking home from a party when a supposedly crazed rotweiler attacks her, I brake the glass in a nearby house and take the shards and slice the dogs throat. Pah that nothing. This one time I was eating at a mates house and whilst he was out of the room I noticed that his slice of cake looked a little funny. Fearing it might be poisoned and knowing I have the superior gut I ate it for him before he got back thus saving his life. What are mates for after all? (Just a gentle ribbing btw, dont take it personaly ) ------------------- "Stay Alert! Trust No One! Keep Your Laser Handy!"
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:32:00 - [281] Originally by: Mekk Azal Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:01:10 Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:00:54 Originally by: Voltain Originally by: Mekk Azal I've risked my life about 4 times to save my friends. Did you take a bullet for anyone? Nope, dragged him of the railway. And yes. There was a train there or else it wouldnt much risking I knew someone would make fun of that line.. Its so klischT-like [EDIT] Might as well tell the three other ones. 1. Train coming, I jump down on the railroad and sprint to my friend and drag him off of it (his not a emo, he was shocked) 2. A car almosts hits my friend, but I pushed her away from the road, I get hit but my body is stronger then hers so I only broke some bones 3. My brother gets into a fight with a couple of racists and he gets stabbed, I stop the blood from leaving his body in 30 minutes. 4. Me and my friend are walking home from a party when a supposedly crazed rotweiler attacks her, I brake the glass in a nearby house and take the shards and slice the dogs throat. 1. Tell your friend to stop playing chicken with the trains. 2. Tell your friend that her parents were wrong when they said it's ok to play in traffic. 3. 30 minutes HOLY CRAP. You didn't stop the bleeding, there was just nothing left to bleed out! 4. I'm sure the person who's window you broke wasn't very happy. Or the person who's dog you killed. Why couldn't you just kick it?
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:33:00 - [282] Ok, I'm just gonna have to steal Coronospheres keyboard one of these nights. It's for his own good.
Mekk Azal November Night Industries	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:39:00 - [283] Edited by: Mekk Azal on 05/11/2007 17:42:01 Battleclash: My friend wasnt 'playing' with the train, in the part of Stockholm were I live, there are alot of unsecured crossings over the railroad (no blinking lights or bells). My friend didnt see the train coming, when the trained sounded horns he paralyzed. The driver behind the wheels of the car was drunk. She was half across the crossing when she saw the car. Also she didnt 'play' with the traffic. How could my bro be empty of blood if I stopped the blood from pouring? I guess they didnt get too happy, and sure.. I could have kicked the ******* dog but why take the uncertain before the certain. Killing it was the most reasonbeble option for me at that time
Mekk Azal November Night Industries	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:41:00 - [284] Motokko: No offence taken, I understand how my post looks like tbh But you did the right thing, I hear cakes are evil.
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.11.05 17:47:00 - [285] Edited by: Battleclash on 05/11/2007 17:48:25 Originally by: Mekk Azal Battleclash: My friend was 'playing' with the train, in the part of Stockholm were I live, there are alot of unsecured crossings over the railroad (no blinking lights or bells). My friend didnt see the train coming, when the trained sounded horns he paralyzed. The driver behind the wheels of the car was drunk. She was half across the crossing when she saw the car. Also she didnt 'play' with the traffic. How could my bro be empty of blood if I stopped the blood from pouring? I guess they didnt get too happy, and sure.. I could have kicked the ******* dog but why take the uncertain before the certain. Killing it was the most reasonbeble option for me at that time Common sense rule in life: Look both ways. I live by tracks too and I have never had a train 'sneak up' on me. Even from around the corner. See Rule #1. Dude seriously, 30 minutes of bleeding is fatal! You get stabbed in the right place, you can be dead in under 5 minutes. What'd they do, papercut him? I'll keep that in mind next time I'm attacked by a supposidly crazy Chihuahua. It'll also give me an excuse to break somebodies window instead of just looking for a really big rock. Oh and btw, wheres the life risking on ones part when stopping the bleeding on somebody else? Your brother got acid for blood or something?
Mekk Azal November Night Industries	Posted - 2007.11.05 18:35:00 - [286] Oh you're trolling, now I get it You know people? Humanoids.. right? Yea alot of those things gets hit by big stuff like.. you know.. stuff called 'train' and.. like.. stuff called 'cars'. Right? Even people who looks BOTH ways, huh? Yes, the guys toss a napkin at him and gave him a papercut, hence the ride to the hostpital. What did you expect? A knife wounds.. LOL!!1! And like.. you know these furry stuff called 'dogs'?.. They come in diffrent sized and shapes, for example a Chihuahua I would just stamp on until it broke its neck.. right? But this perticular dog was a bit bigger, thats why it has another name, okey? And like, same goes to rocks. They come in diffrent shapes and sizes.. like I could either choose tossing gravel on it.. Or maybe the 1 meter big rock next to me.. or like use a sharp object and like, I dont know.. oh kill it? Like.. yeah uhu. And those people tossing napkins at my bro.. I kind of had to tell them very nicely to go away so I could tender his stabb wounds.. like.. uhu. Dont judge me, Its my first time trolling
Battleclash	Posted - 2007.11.05 19:01:00 - [287] Originally by: Mekk Azal Oh you're trolling, now I get it You know people? Humanoids.. right? Yea alot of those things gets hit by big stuff like.. you know.. stuff called 'train' and.. like.. stuff called 'cars'. Right? Even people who looks BOTH ways, huh? Yes, the guys toss a napkin at him and gave him a papercut, hence the ride to the hostpital. What did you expect? A knife wounds.. LOL!!1! And like.. you know these furry stuff called 'dogs'?.. They come in diffrent sized and shapes, for example a Chihuahua I would just stamp on until it broke its neck.. right? But this perticular dog was a bit bigger, thats why it has another name, okey? And like, same goes to rocks. They come in diffrent shapes and sizes.. like I could either choose tossing gravel on it.. Or maybe the 1 meter big rock next to me.. or like use a sharp object and like, I dont know.. oh kill it? Like.. yeah uhu. And those people tossing napkins at my bro.. I kind of had to tell them very nicely to go away so I could tender his stabb wounds.. like.. uhu. Dont judge me, Its my first time trolling Ok, so maybe I can understand the train and the car. your friends aren't very observant. They probably shouldn't be near traffick and tracks. I've been stabbed/slashed 3 times in my life and never have I bled for 30 minutes. My brother once got a beer bottle smashed over his head and he didn't even bleed for 30 minutes, and head wounds bleed more than anything else. Hell, I'm surprised the paramedics weren't already there long before then. But the dog thing takes the cake. OMG a supposidly crazed dog is coming after me! I'll break a window and kill it with a shard of glass! I keep laughing more and more each time I say it to myself. Thinking about it though it is plausable. Although finding a perfect shard of glass is pretty hard. Not to mention it's a shard of glass. It won't be smooth on the side you grab so I'm guessing you would have cut yourself too. Now if the supposed crazed dog had rabies and knowing personally how thick skinned rotties are, You would have had to cut it repeatidly thus hurting yourself more and possible gaining infection from said dog. The second part is distance. I'm trying to picture the scenery. I would think that your either walking in the road or on the sidewalk. Supoosidly crazed dog comes after you. Now atleast where I live house are about 10ft away from the road so you would have had to run over, break a window, find the magic shard, run back, and kill the dog. The last part is that I mentioned how **ed the people were to have a broken window and a dead dog and you said they probably** were. That inplies to me that you don't really know which makes me think you left the scene of a crime and went on your merry way. I believe your story but I feel you got the points messed up. I thinking it happened like this: You broke the window and the guard dog (since rotties are known to guard places) inside lunged at your friend. You killed the dog using a shard of glass. Then you stole the TV and got the hell out of dodge. Lesson of the day: Show your friends how to pay attention to detail.
Motokko	Posted - 2007.11.05 19:08:00 - [288] Calling Battleclash to the Big Brother diary room. ------------------- "Stay Alert! Trust No One! Keep Your Laser Handy!"
Dr Cron Northern Lights Number 5	Posted - 2007.11.05 23:35:00 - [289] hahahahahahaha this dork just pulled a total tard move... he was jumping into low sec in a drake and cloaking. Eventually for some reason attacks a BS on the gate, is getting powned and EJECTS from his drake. Shame noone squished his pod.
Coronosphere	Posted - 2007.11.05 23:37:00 - [290] ah yes, it was 3 and about 4 sentrys on 1, so I didnt last long. Managed to get my pod off in time. As a result of wrong keyboard typing on my part, I lost a drake. Out of interest, how much would a podding plus my frozen corpse be worth?
Mekk Azal November Night Industries	Posted - 2007.11.06 00:02:00 - [291] Edited by: Mekk Azal on 06/11/2007 00:04:24 Uh.. Battleclash, Now I get your point. By crazed dog, I didnt mean that it had some kind of decease or anything, since that word is frequiently used in my native language (and in other situations) I used it here, but in English. Obviously the words meaning is to different to use Where I live, there is a long but thin forest, and people enjoy taking their dogs there to crap and such, Just next to the forest there is a apartment complex and when I say next to the forest, its really really next to the forest. I dont know about the windows where you live, but where I live the houses have double windows (dont know what sort of glass though) so when you brake a glass it dont fall down in thousands of small peices but instead in few big peices. Thats where I got my magical shard from. Since it was winter I was wearing gloves, mine are made of thick leather. And about the dog, apperantly the word 'crazed' was missused, maybe I should have used 'aggresive'? Either way the dog was pretty aggressive and attacked my friends left side (thats where the forest is, and to my right are the apartments) At first I tried to drag it off of her but as it failed I looked around for something to hit it with, dont know why but I broke the glass and took one of the shards (the shard was around 20-30cm long) Its worth to note that the house was around 2-3 meters away from us. At this point, my friend was lying on the ground with dog at her arm. The dogs back was infront of so I took the shard in my left arm, dragged it under her arm and the dogs head (so the shards was between her arm and the dogs throat, with the dogs head above it). Then I grabbed the right end of the shard and pulled it against its throat while dragging the shard to left or right (cant remember). Its not like I did anything ramo-ish, I panicked, looked araound, saw a window and a idea came up. No, I didnt steal anyones TV No, Im sure it werent their dog so I dont think it was gaurding their house. No, the dog didnt have rabies Dont know anything about its thick skin, but it was easy to kill. Frankly I cant remember if they started yelling at me for braking their glass as I was shocked and little disgusted of all the blood and the dog. I dont see why I have to defend myself, If you dont believe me then hey, its not like the world is coming down on us. [EDIT] This was like 3.00 in the morning, the owner were nowhere to be seen and but the dog attacked us coming from the forest. The dog didnt have any ID either.
Micheal Dietrich Cynical Cartel	Posted - 2007.11.06 00:28:00 - [292] Quote: I believe your story but I feel you got the points messed up. I thinking it happened like this: You broke the window and the guard dog (since rotties are known to guard places) inside lunged at your friend. You killed the dog using a shard of glass. Then you stole the TV and got the hell out of dodge. I still like that one better. OMG a crazed dog is coming after me! I need to break somebodies window! It's still making me laugh everytime I say it. ___________________________ Never Forget, Never Forgive
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2007.11.06 01:13:00 - [293] Originally by: Battleclash 4. I'm sure the person who's window you broke wasn't very happy. Or the person who's dog you killed. Why couldn't you just kick it? I was involved in an incident with a rotwieller once and let me tell you this - them ******* don't let go once they have got their gnashers fixed. In the end I had to put the guys arm in a car door and repetadly slam it on the rottys head to get him to let go. Kicking it wouldnt have done nothing - the guy was right to go for the window. SKUNK
Micheal Dietrich Cynical Cartel	Posted - 2007.11.06 01:25:00 - [294] Originally by: Le Skunk Originally by: Battleclash 4. I'm sure the person who's window you broke wasn't very happy. Or the person who's dog you killed. Why couldn't you just kick it? I was involved in an incident with a rotwieller once and let me tell you this - them ******* don't let go once they have got their gnashers fixed. In the end I had to put the guys arm in a car door and repetadly slam it on the rottys head to get him to let go. Kicking it wouldnt have done nothing - the guy was right to go for the window. SKUNK I had a incident with a rottie once too. She used her 5lb tongue to lick me to death. ___________________________ Never Forget, Never Forgive
Curzon Dax Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.06 07:36:00 - [295] Regarding the OP, you know.... I'd happily shell out 500m for a combat tutor. :( The problem is finding who has something to teach you AND is willing to take the time to do it. To the OP - I feel ya man. So many unqualified people out there trying to rob others.
ReePeR McAllem The Carebear Stare	Posted - 2007.11.06 10:34:00 - [296] Originally by: Curzon Dax So many unqualified people out there trying to rob others. Do stfu pls, and put that epeen back in its box.
Coronosphere	Posted - 2007.11.06 10:35:00 - [297] this thread isn't gonna go down. Oh well, at the very least, a thread I made has a load of replies.
Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum Nex Super Vos	Posted - 2007.11.06 10:48:00 - [298] Chorono, you know it. :D Battleclash.. stop being a tard.. Obviously you have no medical knowledge at all. And btw.. Rabies is exterminated in Sweden.. And damn right I'd kill a dog without hesitation if it attacked me or my friends. It should have been on a lead in the first place. Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia!
Coronosphere	Posted - 2007.11.06 10:53:00 - [299] Just wondering out of interest. There's been countless threats to pod me..... How much is my frozen corpse worth?
Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum Nex Super Vos	Posted - 2007.11.06 10:58:00 - [300] Originally by: Coronosphere Just wondering out of interest. There's been countless threats to pod me..... How much is my frozen corpse worth? 1 Civilian Gatling Acerbus-Vindictum - Revelare Pecunia!

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