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OrangasaurusRex
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Posted - 2007.11.07 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Motokko
Pah that nothing. This one time I was eating at a mates house and whilst he was out of the room I noticed that his slice of cake looked a little funny. Fearing it might be poisoned and knowing I have the superior gut I ate it for him before he got back thus saving his life. What are mates for after all?
(Just a gentle ribbing btw, dont take it personaly )
THECAKEISALIE THECAKEISALIE THECAKEISALIE THECAKEISALIE
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Investigador
Caldari Hator inc The Omni Federation
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Posted - 2007.11.07 11:40:00 -
[362]
Originally by: Battleclash
Originally by: Taelech
Battleclash is right. Bleeding for 30 minutes is BAD. He should have clotted by then. There are three possible scenarios: 1) it was bleeding for 30 minutes but it wasn't that bad of a cut, in which case his brother probably has factor XIII hemophelia. 2) it shouldn't have been bleeding for 30 minutes, but he kept on checking to see if it had stopped and reopening the wound... so it did. 3) he meant to say that he applied pressure to the wound and kept it from bleeding for 30 minutes.
Unfortunately, I'm betting on 3. Either way, thanks to everyone for keeping this thread alive!
I never thought about option 3 but yes that would be understandable. First thing that crossed my mind was the hemophelia too.
First thought that crossed my mind was that he had a gaping wound that you could see his insides throught and put your fist in.
Then, again, I read too many gore mangas.
P.D.: no, i'm not going to link to gurochan, just google for it if you are not afraid of puking on your keyboard from seeing some of the images there.
P.D.D.: damn, maybe I could link some manga where some girl gets ripped apart by a rotweiller. I swear I saw one once 
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MorbidPenguin
Hard Corp Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.11.07 11:52:00 -
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This thread is full of fail and win.
All of you arguing about slicing dog's throats and first aid are killing this thread. It's starting to fail.
Coronosphere, please come back and post some more. Everything you say is pure win.
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: MorbidPenguin This thread is full of fail and win.
All of you arguing about slicing dog's throats and first aid are killing this thread. It's starting to fail.
Coronosphere, please come back and post some more. Everything you say is pure win.
ummm...hi?
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MorbidPenguin
Hard Corp Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.11.07 12:12:00 -
[365]
Hi. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Gigi Kent
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Posted - 2007.11.07 12:29:00 -
[366]
its a troll, it has to be. someone somewhere fabricated corono and is laughing at us...
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Firkragg
Blue Labs Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.11.07 12:30:00 -
[367]
Originally by: Coronosphere If I had put a bounty on myself.....
Which I didnt
OMG thats such a lie. I probabaly still have convo logs of you being all happy that you were on the bounty board because you bought a GTC and put the isk on yourself. Im gonna have to find some classive corono logs when i get home i think.
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Voltain
Cursed Souls
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Posted - 2007.11.07 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: Gigi Kent its a troll, it has to be. someone somewhere fabricated corono and is laughing at us...
Seriously, no. I've seen this guy in space, he was also in my former alliance.
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:00:00 -
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In response to Firkragg, I did ONCE put a bounty on myself. I won't deny that. It was for a laugh and was little over 100 million. After a couple of hours, I got bored of it, and has someone in my alliance pod me and split the isk evenly.
However, I have not put the current bounty on my head, and have no idea who has put it there.
And I am not "fabricated" if you mean I am a main character who has made corono as an alt. This is indeed my main. I did subsribe with another account in february and made the character "GwrxVurfer" you can check him. He has the starting amount of skill points and has never been trained. In may, I decided to give eve another go and made Corono.
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:01:00 -
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and voltain, what was your former alliance?
Was it Knights of Southernross or FREGE?
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hedfunk
Caldari Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:09:00 -
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Originally by: Coronosphere and voltain, what was your former alliance?
Was it Knights of Southernross or FREGE?
Should you not be in school Corono?
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:13:00 -
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shouldn't you?
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:14:00 -
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lunchtime 
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:15:00 -
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and I'm off today....
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hedfunk
Caldari Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:34:00 -
[375]
Originally by: Coronosphere and I'm off today....
You were off yesterday too. Skiver.
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:39:00 -
[376]
ye, well I had a cough recently...unfortunatelly I'm feeling better now .....
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hedfunk
Caldari Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Coronosphere ye, well I had a cough recently...unfortunatelly I'm feeling better now .....
Off school with a cough....whooping cough, or just plain old skiving?
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 13:49:00 -
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whooping cough?
Anyways, I'll probs be back tomorrow...
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MorbidPenguin
Hard Corp Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2007.11.07 14:42:00 -
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Dear lord, I hope so.
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Firkragg
Blue Labs Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2007.11.07 15:47:00 -
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since he admitted putting the bounty on himself i thought id bring something else for show and tell
Firkragg > warp to <another guy> xxx > rodger that xxx > should I prepare to fight? Firkragg > then shoot the pos Firkragg > nah no fighting, guns are down and everything Firkragg > just popping the pos xxx > force field? xxx > warping now Firkragg > sersiouly just shoot the tower Firkragg > its in the middle of it xxx > kk xxx > arriving now xxx > ahould I fire on the force field? Firkragg > yeh Firkragg > the amarr tower thats there xxx > can i target a player whos hostile? Firkragg > yes lol xxx > sorry...I gotta warp out, my shields taking some serious hits Firkragg > yeh warp out if oyu need to Firkragg > come in a bit further out Firkragg > what was shooting you? xxx > someone with inferno torps Firkragg > WTF? xxx > and i was getting some huge lag Firkragg > nobody should have been shooting you xxx > I reckon it was a hostile player Firkragg > there was one at the pos Firkragg > ok come back in a bit further off then xxx > may i target hostiles at the pos? Firkragg > you cant they are inside the shield Firkragg > and empty if you look :D
This from a certain person if you cant guess. Getting owned by an unarmed POS with nothing but empty ships inside ftw.
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Battleclash on 07/11/2007 16:05:11
Originally by: Strife Phoenix
Originally by: Battleclash stuff about knife wounds
It comes down to variables doesn't it. What kind of blade is used. How is it used. Where is the wound located and such. It is very possible to survive for hours given the right circumstances.
True. I'm using my own experiences as references. I have a scar going from my lower left stomach up to just below and past my right nipple. That was caused by a switchblade (which are illegal mind you). That guy bled for about 15 minutes or so since it was not attended to as I was still fighting the bastard who cut me. I broke his arm. Then I got stabbed in the back between the neck and the shoulder blade by a blade that was a little smaller than a K-bar. Took about 5 minutes to get to a hospital with a friend holding some bandages on the wound. Took the ER maybe 20 minutes to stop the bleeding and like another 40 to stitch it up. And the last slash goes the length of my lower right arm. It starts off light at the elbow and digs in towards the wrist. Caused by a deranged ex with a kitchen knife. I hid in the bathroom and got it stopped within 10 minutes.
Originally by: Battleclash stuff about rabies
Originally by: Strife Phoenix Yes, and since when is google a reliable source. Facts; Only two cases of Rabies have been reported in Sweden during the last 50+ years. The first was a photografer that came into contact with the decease when he got bitten by a dog in India 1974, the second was a young woman that treated a wounded puppy when visiting relatives in Thailand in Mars 2000.
The answer is, yes, Sweden is a Rabies free country.
I found a case 2 years ago with a man bitten by a bat. I saw the puppy one and found a whole article about your winterfox up in the artic region still being the primary carrier but they emphasized that the disease was almost wiped out but the process was hindered by cold temperatures. Cases are also still found in Canada and Britian but again are small and nearly extinct. Like I said, it's weak but it is not dead. And Google is very reliable I feel. Type in keywords that you can make very specific and you can find anything. I found his newspaper but I found no listing of rottie attacks in the archives. Had some other interesting articles though.
Originally by: Battleclash stuff about the dog attack
Originally by: Strife Phoenix Well here I agree with you but one have to use the tools available :) I'd guess he would have had to pay for the damages to the window but since I don't know I wont continue about it. Treatment is free in Sweden but the victim should have been able to get a bit of money out of the dog owner for pain and suffering.
Well that's cool that treatments are free. But yeah he could have gotten money from the dog owner and used it to pay for the window, no money out of his pocket then.
This is why I like to carry a knife at all times. I'll never worry about breaking someones window for a weapon. And they make excellent tools if you get a leatherman or a swiss army blade.
Don't like knives? Try self defense classes. I've been learning Muay Thai for years. 8 limbs fighting. Works just as well against a supposidly crazed dog as it does against a actually crazed man. Dogs feel pain too and most dogs know when to back off. It's why I was wondering why he didn't just kick it.
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
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Arvald
Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:09:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 07/11/2007 16:08:55
Originally by: Battleclash Edited by: Battleclash on 07/11/2007 16:05:11
Originally by: Strife Phoenix
Originally by: Battleclash stuff about knife wounds
It comes down to variables doesn't it. What kind of blade is used. How is it used. Where is the wound located and such. It is very possible to survive for hours given the right circumstances.
True. I'm using my own experiences as references. I have a scar going from my lower left stomach up to just below and past my right nipple. That was caused by a switchblade (which are illegal mind you). That guy bled for about 15 minutes or so since it was not attended to as I was still fighting the bastard who cut me. I broke his arm. Then I got stabbed in the back between the neck and the shoulder blade by a blade that was a little smaller than a K-bar. Took about 5 minutes to get to a hospital with a friend holding some bandages on the wound. Took the ER maybe 20 minutes to stop the bleeding and like another 40 to stitch it up. And the last slash goes the length of my lower right arm. It starts off light at the elbow and digs in towards the wrist. Caused by a deranged ex with a kitchen knife. I hid in the bathroom and got it stopped within 10 minutes.
Originally by: Battleclash stuff about rabies
Originally by: Strife Phoenix Yes, and since when is google a reliable source. Facts; Only two cases of Rabies have been reported in Sweden during the last 50+ years. The first was a photografer that came into contact with the decease when he got bitten by a dog in India 1974, the second was a young woman that treated a wounded puppy when visiting relatives in Thailand in Mars 2000.
The answer is, yes, Sweden is a Rabies free country.
I found a case 2 years ago with a man bitten by a bat. I saw the puppy one and found a whole article about your winterfox up in the artic region still being the primary carrier but they emphasized that the disease was almost wiped out but the process was hindered by cold temperatures. Cases are also still found in Canada and Britian but again are small and nearly extinct. Like I said, it's weak but it is not dead. And Google is very reliable I feel. Type in keywords that you can make very specific and you can find anything. I found his newspaper but I found no listing of rottie attacks in the archives. Had some other interesting articles though.
Originally by: Battleclash stuff about the dog attack
Originally by: Strife Phoenix Well here I agree with you but one have to use the tools available :) I'd guess he would have had to pay for the damages to the window but since I don't know I wont continue about it. Treatment is free in Sweden but the victim should have been able to get a bit of money out of the dog owner for pain and suffering.
Well that's cool that treatments are free. But yeah he could have gotten money from the dog owner and used it to pay for the window, no money out of his pocket then.
This is why I like to carry a knife at all times. I'll never worry about breaking someones window for a weapon. And they make excellent tools if you get a leatherman or a swiss army blade.
Don't like knives? Try self defense classes. I've been learning Muay Thai for years. 8 limbs fighting. Works just as well against a supposidly crazed dog as it does against a actually crazed man. Dogs feel pain too and most dogs know when to back off. It's why I was wondering why he didn't just kick it.
ok whos the person who started this how about we get back to the lolz eh?  ---------------------------
Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:19:00 -
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firkfragg, It could have been anyone in Kngiths of southerncross firing at me, it could have been a POS's guns. I had no target (it autotargets back 4 targets for me) so it could have been 1 gun firing at me.
ALl I know is I was down to half shields in 30 seconds, and warped out, came back 30 seconds (if that) later and had no problem.
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Arvald
Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Coronosphere
firkfragg, It could have been anyone in Kngiths of southerncross firing at me, it could have been a POS's guns. I had no target (it autotargets back 4 targets for me) so it could have been 1 gun firing at me.
ALl I know is I was down to half shields in 30 seconds, and warped out, came back 30 seconds (if that) later and had no problem.
and the threadnaugt continues... ---------------------------
Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:30:00 -
[385]
Originally by: Arvald
ok whos the person who started this how about we get back to the lolz eh? 
Meck Azzel did. He felt the need for some reason to point out that he's a lifesaver although no one brought it up. I've been having my fun while people have theirs.
I think this thread would benifit quite a bit though if some of you guys would kindly post some Coronosphere chat logs. 
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
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Arvald
Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:33:00 -
[386]
Originally by: Battleclash
Originally by: Arvald
ok whos the person who started this how about we get back to the lolz eh? 
Meck Azzel did. He felt the need for some reason to point out that he's a lifesaver although no one brought it up. I've been having my fun while people have theirs.
I think this thread would benifit quite a bit though if some of you guys would kindly post some Coronosphere chat logs. 
ill post some more of them when i get home =D ---------------------------
Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:35:00 -
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Edited by: Coronosphere on 07/11/2007 16:35:54 The conversation I recall was...
Firkragg > warp to richard jazz Coronosphere > rodger that Coronosphere > should I prepare to fight? Firkragg > then shoot the pos Firkragg > nah no fighting, guns are down and everything Firkragg > just popping the pos Coronosphere > force field? Coronosphere > warping now Firkragg > sersiouly just shoot the tower Coronosphere > kk Firkragg > its in the middle of it Coronosphere > arriving now Coronosphere > ahould I fire on the force field? Firkragg > yeh Firkragg > the amarr tower thats there Coronosphere > sarah chalke? Firkragg > yeh Coronosphere > can i target a player whos hostile? Firkragg > yes lol Coronosphere > sorry...I gotta warp out, my shields taking some serious hits Firkragg > yeh warp out if oyu need to Firkragg > come in a bit further out Firkragg > what was shooting you? Coronosphere > someone with inferno torps Firkragg > WTF? Coronosphere > and i was getting some huge lag Firkragg > nobody should have been shooting you Coronosphere > I reckon it was a hostile player Firkragg > there was one at the pos Firkragg > ok come back in a bit further off then Coronosphere > may i target hostiles at the pos? Firkragg > you cant they are inside the shield Firkragg > and empty if you look :D
Copied and pasted from the chat logs...
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Arvald
Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:36:00 -
[388]
Edited by: Arvald on 07/11/2007 16:40:57
Originally by: Coronosphere Edited by: Coronosphere on 07/11/2007 16:35:54 The conversation I recall was...
Copied and pasted from the chat logs...
edit your chat logs before a mod slaps ya ---------------------------
Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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Coronosphere
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:38:00 -
[389]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Coronosphere Edited by: Coronosphere on 07/11/2007 16:35:54 The conversation I recall was...
Firkragg > warp to richard jazz Coronosphere > rodger that Coronosphere > should I prepare to fight? Firkragg > then shoot the pos Firkragg > nah no fighting, guns are down and everything Firkragg > just popping the pos Coronosphere > force field? Coronosphere > warping now Firkragg > sersiouly just shoot the tower Coronosphere > kk Firkragg > its in the middle of it Coronosphere > arriving now Coronosphere > ahould I fire on the force field? Firkragg > yeh Firkragg > the amarr tower thats there Coronosphere > sarah chalke? Firkragg > yeh Coronosphere > can i target a player whos hostile? Firkragg > yes lol Coronosphere > sorry...I gotta warp out, my shields taking some serious hits Firkragg > yeh warp out if oyu need to Firkragg > come in a bit further out Firkragg > what was shooting you? Coronosphere > someone with inferno torps Firkragg > WTF? Coronosphere > and i was getting some huge lag Firkragg > nobody should have been shooting you Coronosphere > I reckon it was a hostile player Firkragg > there was one at the pos Firkragg > ok come back in a bit further off then Coronosphere > may i target hostiles at the pos? Firkragg > you cant they are inside the shield Firkragg > and empty if you look :D
Copied and pasted from the chat logs...
edit your chat logs before a mod slaps ya
You gonna make me? 
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Arvald
Caldari Tutela Of Obscurum
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Posted - 2007.11.07 16:40:00 -
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Edited by: Arvald on 07/11/2007 16:39:50
Originally by: Coronosphere
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Coronosphere Edited by: Coronosphere on 07/11/2007 16:35:54 The conversation I recall was...
Copied and pasted from the chat logs...
edit your chat logs before a mod slaps ya
You gonna make me? 
no but im prety shure if a mod comes by and sees this they will, also refer to this the part about chatlogs and killmails. damm you make yourself look stupider every time you post ---------------------------
Originally by: eddie valvetino
little small voice in the back of my head i've ignored all summer now screams "BLOW SOMETHING UP!!!!!!!!! MOTHER ******!!!!!!"
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